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[posh accent] Big squash for my lady!
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Are you all right? Your eyes
have gone all small, like a snake.
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I'm grand.
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OK, podcast about cults,
or sad songs by sad women?
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Sad songs, please.
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[sighs]
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You look adorable.
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You been drinking milk again?
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- Your skin's gone to shit.
- Mm.
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I know it soothes you to criticise,
so you go for it, mama.
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I've got some acid-y stuff
in the bathroom.
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- I think you need some acid-y stuff.
- Am I on Queer Eye?
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- Just saying.
- Thank you.
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OK, so, first pill on...
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- Tuesday.
- ...Tuesday, I have it written down.
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At the, um...
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- [chuckles softly]
- Clinic, grandad.
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Clinic. Um, I will meet you there.
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And then,
second pill on Wednesday, at home.
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And then, the messy bit.
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I will get the post aborsh essentials in.
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Pringles, gummies, the paints.
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- Paints?
- You might want to paint?
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- I won't.
- Hm.
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[groans]
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- Are you leaving?
- No.
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I'll stay until you fall asleep.
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[calming music plays in background]
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[high-pitched ringing]
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[eerie music plays]
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[muffled music in earphones]
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[breathes sharply]
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What am I,
Sabrina the fucking Teenage Witch, now?
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[water running]
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What the fuck?
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[eerie music plays]
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Look, I am taking my meds.
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I am drinking 2.5 litres of water a day,
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even though water makes me too aware
of the flavour of my own mouth,
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and I'm even doing therapy,
albeit via an app,
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potentially with an AI bot.
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So, for the tenth time this week,
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I ask you, why are you here?
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[exhales deeply]
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[chuckles]
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Nice try, but I'm stronger than you.
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For one thing, I'm real.
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But we love blood.
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Well, I love sanity.
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We can't always get what we want.
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Has potential.
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[metallic clanging]
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Good luck getting that blood you speak of.
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- [loud clattering]
- WOMAN: Hey!
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MAN: Oh, my God, Dave,
I'm covered in knives.
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EDDIE: [muffled] ...This new American
reality show I really wanna watch.
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It's women who married serial killers,
through their daily lives.
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Like, Real Housewives of Mass Murder.
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Apparently, Ted Bundy's widow is wild.
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What are you doing here, anyway?
Thought I wasn't seeing you 'til tomorrow.
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Uh, I...
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I need a coffee.
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[calming music plays in background]
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EDDIE: The appointment's at 11, OK?
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If you're late,
I will not share my painkillers with you.
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I'm gonna take the rest of the day off,
if you wanna hang?
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Celebrate my final day
of being with child.
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Right, um, no I can't.
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I promised Coco I'd go visit.
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Do you remember Coco?
I was on the ward with her.
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Oh, yeah.
No, I get it, of course.
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[groans softly]
I think I'm getting sympathy pregnant,
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my stomach is fucked.
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- D'you have any Imodium?
- Did you eat melted cheese?
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Maybe. I wouldn't know.
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Aww.
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I'm fine, I'm just...
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Just gonna miss it here.
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Course you are.
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We should do something with the money.
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Not something stupid like Jay.
Like, we should go somewhere.
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- IKEA.
- No, we should, like,
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fuck off out of here, somewhere sunny
where you can write
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and I can just be sad and sexy.
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OK, I love that.
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We could go to LA.
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Yes, we could be Poundland Kardashians!
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Drive around in a big car
and talk about gratitude.
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OK, I gotta go.
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Coco lives in the arse-end of nowhere,
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and I have to shower first,
but get an Airbnb,
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Find us our Kardashian house.
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Be the Kris.
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When am I not the Kris?
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[door opens]
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[upbeat music plays in background]
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[breathes deeply]
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[sighs]
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[phone vibrates]
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We literally just discussed this.
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[breathes deeply]
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[birds chirping]
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[knocks on door]
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- COCO: There you are!
- Hey, Coco.
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Took you bloody long enough.
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I'm gonna have to work and chat,
I'm afraid.
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I had a call girl hen do
place a massive order last week.
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- You look weird.
- It's really the warmth
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- and compassion I come here for.
- What did you come here for?
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- I need help with a play I'm writing.
- You can't put me in it.
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- I'll sue you.
- You can't be in it,
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- it's a fictional play.
- Hm.
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But there is a character
with schizophrenia.
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- Are they a serial killer?
- No.
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- I swear to God, if they-
- I'm mentally ill, too.
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- Why would I do that?
- But not in as cool a way.
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Hang on, I'll get Mum in here.
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Linda!
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Linda, can you come here?
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- Oh, Jesus.
- Bring the biscuits!
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No, it's- Mum'll just remember
this stuff better than me.
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I mean, she's not crazy.
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Also, she knows loads about this stuff.
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She bloody loves mental illness.
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She loves mental illness?
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She won't stop banging on about it.
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Oreos for the screamer.
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Mum, Maggie wants to exploit
my debilitating illness for artistic gain,
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so I'm gonna need help
recalling my trauma.
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Mm, I'm writing a fictional play,
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where there's a character
with schizophrenia,
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and I just had a couple of questions,
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nothing, like, intrusive.
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- They're not a serial killer, are they?
- No!
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- [Coco chuckles]
- So, this character,
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um, she starts seeing things,
things that aren't there,
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and she starts to think,
"Oh, maybe I've got schizophrenia."
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- OK, no, straight away, this is bollocks.
- What do you mean?
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Nobody with schizophrenia would
ever think they had schizophrenia.
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Hang on, love. That's your experience.
Everyone is different.
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I never thought
there was anything wrong with me.
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I thought the things I was seeing
and hearing were real.
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Also, write this down, I am non-violent.
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Never even swatted a fly.
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COCO'S MUM: One thing I will say is,
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hallucinations aren't exclusive
to schizophrenia.
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- I told you, she fucking loves it.
- Well, it's very interesting
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what the mind does to itself.
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And it differs so much, person to person.
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That character might be better off
going to see a psychiatrist.
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OK, right.
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What else?
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- No, I think that's it.
- What?
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I have way more trauma to dump.
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Aw, well, if I have more questions,
I can come back.
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I'm guessing the bulk of your research
has come from A Beautiful Mind.
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Uh, put some respect on John Nash's name.
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He did a lot for you people.
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[birds chirping]
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Huh?
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[eerie music plays]
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[children laughing]
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She's got zero sense of direction.
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It's pathetic.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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MAN: G'day.
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Yes, it's me, Dr John Cade, himself.
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Please, no curtseys.
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Do you have a phone I can borrow?
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No, I don't.
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I'm a hallucinated doctor from the past.
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[screams]
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[upbeat music plays]
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EDDIE: I'm actually feeling a bit nervy.
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I don't wanna go all sweaty and bleed-y,
like Penny from Dirty Dancing.
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Anyway, just checking you're awake.
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We've gotta be at GIRLBORSH in two hours.
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This is a boar, right?
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I'm gonna say it's a boar.
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Taxidermy's so gross.
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Unless it's by my godfather.
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- Damien Hirst.
- Aw, man.
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Dad and me went to this junk sale
held by this old East End gangster,
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and I begged him to get this for me.
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- What are you doing?
- Just putting shit on eBay.
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Are you finally doing a reno'?
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My mate, Carlos,
is this super tight concrete artist.
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- I'll get you his number.
- No.
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Did I not tell you?
We sold the bar.
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- What?
- Yeah. Yeah, we're closing.
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But don't worry, my friend, Dean,
needs someone shallow and inefficient
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to work at his new vegan mezcal bar.
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I told him I had the perfect candidate.
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What are you doing?
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And this is how you tell me?
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I'm sorry.
I had no idea you'd give a shit.
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[crying] This bar,
it's like my home, you know?
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No, this bar is like... my home.
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[crying]
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BOY: You spent the whole night outside,
like a farm animal.
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Would anyone like to hear the story
about how I discovered lithium
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as a psychiatric treatment?
- BOTH BOYS: No.
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It all started when I began taking piss
from the nutters in the nutter ward,
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and injecting it into guinea pigs.
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I hate him. Why is he here?
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He's creepy.
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Uh, pot, kettle, black, guys.
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Where are you going?
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To find the station.
Eddie needs me, today.
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[upbeat music plays in background]
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For a pinball machine?
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Eddie.
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I need to come clean about something.
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OK, make it quick.
I've got an appointment to get to.
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[exhales deeply]
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My name isn't Klent.
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- What?
- You got it wrong when we met,
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and my mother told me,
the key to a good interview
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- is to blindly agree with everything.
- [chuckles] OK.
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I did think it was weird.
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I know, right? Klent.
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- [laughing]
- It's not a name.
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Ah...
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- So, what is your name?
- It's Krent.
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[chuckles softly]
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Oh, thank fuck.
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BOY: This is really dangerous.
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Yeah, go on.
This is basic personal safety stuff.
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- He looks weird.
- MAGGIE: He looks fine.
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[eerie music plays]
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[classical music plays in car]
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I'm Maggie, by the way.
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Maggie Donovan.
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You say your name, now.
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It's Leon.
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- Where do you want me to take you?
- Take me?
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I- I, um...
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I need to go to the...
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You know, the- the, "Choo-choo!"
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Uh...
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Thomas the Tank Engine's house.
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- Train station?
- Train station!
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That is the one. Sorry!
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My brain has been wrecked, lately.
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Just totally loco.
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JOHN: I think it was
a happy accident, really.
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I was just using it,
cos I had some lying around.
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I should explain, I'd injected
the guinea pigs with that piss.
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- Tell him to shut up.
- Shut up!
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Shut up! I love this song.
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00:14:00,479 --> 00:14:02,882
[classical music plays louder]
252
00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:11,750
The guinea pigs loved the lithium,
253
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:16,035
so I just thought, "OK,
time to try it on humans."
254
00:14:16,135 --> 00:14:18,677
That's psychiatry, baby!
255
00:14:18,777 --> 00:14:20,779
[pop music plays in background]
256
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:02,541
[eerie music plays]
257
00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:07,505
No-one would hear you scream here, huh?
258
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,867
JOHN: The most impressive thing
about my discovery,
259
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,772
is that it's impossible for
a bipolar patient to become suicidal,
260
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:17,216
as long as their lithium levels
stay within the correct range.
261
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,318
Well, that's bullshit.
262
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,665
- She'll be here in a minute.
- We need to do the scan
263
00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:28,815
- and the first pill.
- Get off my dick, Kaz.
264
00:15:29,288 --> 00:15:30,950
Noted.
265
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,752
- We could do it tomorrow.
- No, I need this done today.
266
00:15:33,753 --> 00:15:35,933
It's just that
we have to close early today,
267
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,917
due to repeated staff death threats.
268
00:15:38,017 --> 00:15:39,678
Fine, fine.
269
00:15:39,778 --> 00:15:41,480
No bestie for Eddie.
270
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- Well, we're all besties here-
- No!
271
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[eerie music plays]
272
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- [grunts] Stop the car!
- What are you doing?
273
00:16:00,679 --> 00:16:02,461
- No!
- I will not go quick!
274
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,722
You'll have to bleach my blood
off your skin.
275
00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:06,764
- I'll bite anything that dangles!
- Don't hurt me!
276
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,787
- No, you don't hurt me!
- What?
277
00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:10,889
- Stop the car!
- [screams]
278
00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:14,073
[panting] Please, I have a family.
279
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,354
I've got ferrets!
280
00:16:15,454 --> 00:16:16,834
What're you talking about?
281
00:16:16,855 --> 00:16:18,157
You're the creepy one.
282
00:16:18,257 --> 00:16:19,919
You were talking to yourself!
283
00:16:20,019 --> 00:16:21,760
What did I do that was creepy?
284
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,522
[stutters]
285
00:16:23,622 --> 00:16:25,624
I mean, you look creepy!
286
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:30,289
Oh, well, explain this fucking
murder lane we're on, then.
287
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,291
This is the way to the station.
288
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,633
I just wanted to do a good deed.
289
00:16:35,354 --> 00:16:38,077
My mum died last month,
and I've been feeling a bit...
290
00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:40,787
...disconnected from the world,
and I thought
291
00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:44,423
you were one of those runaway teens
you see on the news.
292
00:16:44,523 --> 00:16:46,265
- [crying]
- Oh, God.
293
00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:49,428
I'm sorry. I am so sorry,
294
00:16:49,528 --> 00:16:51,530
but I really need to go.
295
00:16:54,093 --> 00:16:56,095
[lively percussive music plays]
296
00:16:59,261 --> 00:17:03,061
Sorry, it- it was just straight ahead?
297
00:17:03,062 --> 00:17:04,982
LEON: Yeah, it's straight down,
on the right.
298
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,985
MAGGIE: Cheers.
299
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:17,596
Oh, my God, Eddie.
300
00:17:30,129 --> 00:17:32,211
Excuse me, um,
is there an abortion...
301
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:35,334
...shop around here?
302
00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:41,880
Hi, uh...
303
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:45,604
Hello, I'm here.
I'm- I'm here for Eddie Rushden.
304
00:17:45,704 --> 00:17:48,587
I'm late, I think.
Um, I think I'm late.
305
00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:51,549
Hey, girlie.
You here to exercise your rights?
306
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,252
No, uh... Eddie Rushden?
307
00:17:53,352 --> 00:17:55,354
Um, she's booked in for, um...
308
00:17:57,236 --> 00:18:01,400
One of those... Like, a w- a womb sweep.
309
00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:04,663
Is she still here?
310
00:18:04,763 --> 00:18:06,765
Eddie- Eddie was in yesterday.
311
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:10,869
No. Um, no, it might be down
under Theodora.
312
00:18:10,969 --> 00:18:15,274
Uh, yeah. See, her appointment
was Tuesday at 11:00.
313
00:18:15,374 --> 00:18:17,876
- That's yesterday.
- No, that's- that's not, um...
314
00:18:17,976 --> 00:18:20,199
If you have any issues,
just give us a call.
315
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,581
[eerie music plays]
316
00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:28,267
- Can't believe she didn't show up.
- I know.
317
00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:32,998
EDDIE: Who the fuck flakes out
on their best friend's abortion?
318
00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:44,403
♪ Look up ♪
319
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:46,965
♪ Lean back ♪
320
00:18:47,686 --> 00:18:50,109
♪ Be strong ♪
321
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:52,551
♪ You didn't think you'd live this long ♪
322
00:18:52,651 --> 00:18:54,753
♪ Be as one ♪
323
00:18:54,853 --> 00:18:57,796
♪ Hold on ♪
324
00:18:57,896 --> 00:18:59,898
♪ Steady stand ♪
325
00:19:00,419 --> 00:19:03,962
♪ For as long as you think you can ♪
326
00:19:04,062 --> 00:19:05,484
[children laughing]
327
00:19:05,584 --> 00:19:06,925
[song fades]
328
00:19:07,025 --> 00:19:09,027
[eerie music plays]
329
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,804
We literally just discussed this.
330
00:19:46,825 --> 00:19:48,827
[birds chirping]
331
00:19:57,756 --> 00:19:59,758
Maggie...
332
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,362
Are you OK?
333
00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:07,025
Yeah.
334
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,127
I just have to go to the-
335
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:14,773
Sorry, I keep having
this weird thing lately, um...
336
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:17,776
Not all the time,
but where I can't find the...
337
00:20:19,698 --> 00:20:21,700
I can't think of the...
338
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,823
- Word?
- Yeah.
339
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,904
You're on lithium, aren't you?
340
00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:28,767
Oh, yeah. And proud.
341
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:31,890
- Have you had your levels done recently?
- Um...
342
00:20:31,891 --> 00:20:33,791
If there's something wrong
with your levels,
343
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,915
if they're too high or too low,
that can cause problems.
344
00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:41,279
But I've been taking my medication.
I've been taking the right amount.
345
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,462
No, love, it wouldn't be your fault.
346
00:20:43,562 --> 00:20:45,304
Why don't you come back in?
347
00:20:45,404 --> 00:20:47,346
I can take you down to urgent care.
348
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,428
No, no, um...
349
00:20:49,528 --> 00:20:52,191
I'm OK. Sorry, but I'm fine.
350
00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,993
As much as I would love
to spend my Monday evening
351
00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:58,216
in a hospital waiting room, I would,
but I have to get back.
352
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:02,060
It's Tuesday!
353
00:21:08,146 --> 00:21:11,490
So, Murder Wives is not on
any of the streamers,
354
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:15,354
but I found a pirate link,
because I'm a bad boy.
355
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:17,616
Thank you.
356
00:21:17,716 --> 00:21:19,978
For everything, the last two days.
357
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,681
Yeah, well, I love you, Eddie.
358
00:21:27,526 --> 00:21:29,187
OK.
359
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,929
[laughing] I think you need those
more than me, fanny.
360
00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:34,171
I know you're feeling better
if you're cracking out
361
00:21:34,172 --> 00:21:36,174
the old school misogyny.
362
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,701
She's just ignoring me.
363
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,743
She's read my messages,
why hasn't she replied?
364
00:21:45,744 --> 00:21:47,726
You need to stop worrying about Maggie,
365
00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:50,416
because if we're real,
she's not worried about you.
366
00:21:53,472 --> 00:21:55,254
Ouch.
367
00:21:55,354 --> 00:21:57,356
Yeah, sorry.
368
00:21:57,676 --> 00:22:00,198
No. No, you're right.
369
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,789
- [doorbell rings]
- Ooh, that's the pinball guy.
370
00:22:03,802 --> 00:22:05,183
- I'll go.
- It's fine.
371
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:07,025
The codeine is codeine-ing.
372
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,808
I can't wait to mix it with wine
on the flight.
373
00:22:15,213 --> 00:22:16,635
What do you want?
374
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,737
I'm here for my pinball machine.
375
00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:21,378
Klent said you were going away,
376
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:23,910
I thought you could use
some extra spending money.
377
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,606
I can look after it for you,
for when you come back.
378
00:22:27,706 --> 00:22:29,708
If you come back.
379
00:22:37,996 --> 00:22:40,218
Mm. You can keep it in your bunker.
380
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,320
[chuckles softly]
381
00:22:43,922 --> 00:22:45,464
Eddie!
382
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:46,745
Eddie!
383
00:22:46,845 --> 00:22:48,587
Eddie, it's me, please!
384
00:22:48,687 --> 00:22:50,689
Eddie, are you- I'm-
385
00:22:51,129 --> 00:22:53,952
[crying] I'm- I'm the worst.
386
00:22:54,052 --> 00:22:56,675
I'm the worst.
Please, just let me in. Please.
387
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,858
Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please!
388
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,282
Look, I know...
389
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,485
- I know, just-
- She's gone, Maggie.
390
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,587
- What?
- She's left.
391
00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:10,729
No, c-
392
00:23:10,829 --> 00:23:13,191
- She wouldn't leave without-
- Well, she has.
393
00:23:13,632 --> 00:23:15,534
She doesn't need your permission.
394
00:23:15,634 --> 00:23:17,916
- I gotta go back inside.
- No, Will, there's-
395
00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:23,109
I think there's something
wrong with my brain.
396
00:23:24,242 --> 00:23:26,244
Then get some help, Maggie.
397
00:23:30,769 --> 00:23:32,771
[distant siren]
398
00:23:39,057 --> 00:23:42,200
["I Do This All The Time"
by Self Esteem playing]
399
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:44,302
[gate shuts]
400
00:23:47,906 --> 00:23:50,088
♪ Look up ♪
401
00:23:50,188 --> 00:23:52,190
♪ Lean back ♪
402
00:23:52,951 --> 00:23:55,414
♪ Be strong ♪
403
00:23:55,514 --> 00:23:57,936
♪ You didn't think you'd live this long ♪
404
00:23:58,036 --> 00:23:59,938
♪ Be as one ♪
405
00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:02,040
♪ Hold on ♪
406
00:24:03,081 --> 00:24:05,083
♪ Steady stand ♪
407
00:24:05,684 --> 00:24:08,727
♪ For as long as you think you can ♪
408
00:24:19,137 --> 00:24:21,139
Eddie!
409
00:24:41,319 --> 00:24:43,942
♪ I'll take care ♪
410
00:24:44,042 --> 00:24:46,465
♪ I'll read again ♪
411
00:24:46,565 --> 00:24:49,267
♪ I'll sing again ♪
412
00:24:49,367 --> 00:24:51,369
♪ I will... ♪
413
00:24:51,419 --> 00:24:55,969
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