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What took you so long?
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Sorry. I didn't see your text.
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I mean, it's just gone 7am.
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No time for excuses.
Need you to run the bar today.
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Run the bar? Why?
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Look Will, I might not like
you in the traditional sense of like
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enjoying your presence or whatever.
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We need to unite
against our common enemy.
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- I don't have any enemies.
- Jonah.
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- Go on.
- It's like Jonah knows every time
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Eddie is feeling vulnerable,
he just swoops in
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like a gross, manipulative
Birkenstock-wearing crow.
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It always works. Eddie's spent every night
this week at his.
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- Well, if that's what she wants...
- No, dummy.
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We would be terrible friends,
if we just sat back and let this happen.
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Jonah's not fucking around this time.
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Before we know it,
they'll be married, living in Peckham
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with the worst toddler
you have ever met.
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OK. But why does that mean
I have to run the bar?
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Because Eddie needs
to get away from Wet Mouth,
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get away from London
and Jonah's greasy prayer beads.
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- Can you run the bar or not?
- Ah... actually...
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My brother's over from Australia
for the first time in five years
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and he just has these two days
in London for us to catch up and...
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Yeah. I'm sure he'd love to hang out here.
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- OK, great.
- I'm... I'm... I'll just...
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...cancel some bookings.
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[upbeat music]
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[phone vibrates]
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- [he sighs]
- What?
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We're greeting a new day together, Eddie.
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- Stay present.
- You've checked your stupid crypto app
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- four times since we woke up.
- But that's important.
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I don't feel it's healthy for Maggie
to have access to you at all times.
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Is that fair for her
to just take, take take?
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She sent me a photo
of a dog eating fondue.
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Sure, it's a dog eating fondue now,
but next it'll be,
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"Help me, Eddie. I need you, Eddie."
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- [she scoffs]
- [phone vibrates]
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I... I just don't get why
Maggie bothers you so much.
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I see a future for us.
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A wedding in that Italian village,
Lasaclazone.
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Two attractive and quiet children.
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But we can't move forward
if you're being held back.
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- When did I agree to...
- Spoken with my money boys.
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- Your what?
- About the bar, we could own it together.
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Power of the capital.
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I'm ready for this, for us.
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Sure, I've been a...
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...vagabond pirate
on the sea of life thus far.
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But I want to drop anchor,
and I want to drop it
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with you.
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[phone vibrates]
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But...
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It'll mean both of us making some changes.
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Committing, Eddie.
Stepping into the future together.
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We've fiddled with each other's
heartstrings for long enough.
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- Eddie.
- Yeah, I'll be back.
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But my gorgeous speech.
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- Yes, I, erm, agree.
- You agree?
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Yeah, commitment.
Why not? I'll see you later.
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- What are you doing?
- Come on. We gotta go.
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Train to Godling's in half an hour.
I thought you'd be quicker.
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You texted 15 minutes ago.
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- What train?
- Just hurry up.
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Is this a manic episode?
What should I do again?
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Should I sit on you?
I have to call your mum.
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Look, I'm not manic.
I am rammed full of delicious lithium.
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- But you said...
- Look, Eddie,
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- do you know what today is?
- Anniversary of the first time
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- your dad called you fat.
- That's in November. Today is Ostara.
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Oh God, your weird Sussex witch thing.
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Pagan thing. Do not call them
witches. They will not Like that.
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No, I'm not going with you.
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Ostara's a festival of rebirth
and we desperately need rebirthing.
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Toad says we can stay
if we miss the last train.
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But the bar. Klent's taken off.
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Will's taking care of it.
No time to argue.
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Do you know how expensive
train tickets are?
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Those videos of Jeremy Corbyn
on the floor made no difference at all.
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- Maggie, I...
- Get to the yes quicker.
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Will's asking how much
wine should be in a wine.
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- Why'd you leave him in charge?
- It's on you for giving Klent a week off
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for a Croatian vapourware festival,
whatever that is.
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Now, less texting...
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- ...more tequila, please.
- I don't want to drink today.
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You have to. Day drinking
is the whole point of Paganism.
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Jonah's got me on gut health smoothies.
They're fucking up my stomach.
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- Nothing says love like a laxative.
- They're good for my microbiome, Maggie.
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Oi, oi, saveloys.
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Toad! [screams] Come here!
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Look at this. Eddie Rushden
outside of East London.
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Do my eyes deceive me?
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- I didn't have much choice.
- Yay.
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We could really do with some Pagan magic.
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Well, blessed bloody be, bitches.
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You're more than welcome.
Right, let's get going.
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That tramp, Danielle, will kick off
given half a chance.
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Nice gilet, dickhead.
She's in the rival drum gang.
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- Drum gang?
- It was our idea to start the drum gang.
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We didn't let Danielle in
cos she's a fucking snake
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who took Big Lilly's son's place
at Leaping Leopards nursery,
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they started their own, The Hoppers.
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They dress like slags.
It's fucking inappropriate.
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Why is a Pagan festival handing out eggs?
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Ostara is what the Christians
nicked Easter from.
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It's all about the birth of spring
and fertility and that,
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then the Christians added
that weird crucifix shit.
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Christ.
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There's a child dressed as
some kind of green demon.
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[Toad laughs] That's Ostara, baby.
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Lily T lost our headdresses
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in that hair straightener fire
she had at Christmas,
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so we've gotta make new ones.
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Finally! Hurry up then.
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- [laughter]
- Come here!
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Girls. Girls, this is Eddie. Eddie,
this is my drum gang, The Wenches.
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We've got Amy, Sasha, Amy,
Lily, Lilian, Big Lilly.
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That's Vic. We've got Lily.
Wait, where's Lily?
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Her kid's got meningitis again
or something like that.
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- He's always got something...
- I'll just be a sec.
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No, you can't run away yet.
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I just need to call Will.
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Ugh.
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I called you twice.
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Is Maggie's emergency
an actual emergency?
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Erm... Define emergency.
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[knock on window]
JONAH: Bloodshed.
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It's a Pagan festival in East Sussex.
It could be a Wicker Man situation.
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You left me, when I was generously sharing
my vision for our future,
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to go to a party?
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- Maggie tricked me.
- Eddie, I've offered you a lot of money
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to save your business
so we can make a life together.
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This is big girl stuff.
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I thought you were a big girl?
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I am. Wait.
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We're literally circulating
the paperwork now,
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prepping to sign off on the investment.
But hey, you go have fun.
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I'm not having fun. I'm serious, focused.
I'll be at the end of the phone all day.
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Any questions,
anything you need, just call me,
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I'll answer straight away.
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- All day.
- Yes, all day.
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[sighs]
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I have brought you a nice dress.
You can't be a grunger at Ostara.
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Can't put into words how much
I don't have time for this today.
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We're here now, so.
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You want me making
flower crowns like I'm in year two
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when my real life business needs me.
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I know, but all you've done for your
actual real life business
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is listen to Lana Del Rey and bone Jonah.
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- [she sighs, bed squelches]
- What the fuck?
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Is that a waterbed?
I've never seen one in real life before.
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Oh, stop jiggling it.
This is a crime against nature.
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No, actually I like it.
Maybe I should get one.
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Ooh.
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There's the gut health smoothie.
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We also don't have to stay over.
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- There's a late train back.
- Hm.
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That stupid fucker Lilian glued
her fingers to her lash extensions.
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Sasha's taken her to A&E.
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- Jesus.
- Yeah.
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So we're two Wenches down.
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Oh no, no.
Toad, Eddie and I would love to fill in,
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- but neither of us drum.
- Neither do we.
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We're meant to practise
but get pissed instead.
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I'm not that sort of show-offy person.
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No offence, but my Instagram's private.
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I hid in the lost property bin
to avoid doing the nativity.
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Girls, we have made the official line-up
for the first time ever this year
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unlike like those rank Hoppers.
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We need the numbers.
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Fuck it.
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Let's Wench.
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♪ Yeah, I'm going harder
Than a genius going stupid ♪
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♪ Stop trying to break me, doofus ♪
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♪ I'm stronger than 100 bazookas
In the hand ♪
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♪ There's some shooters
or verrucas ♪
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Mike's so dramatic when
he's on his own with the kids.
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He called me in tears last week
because one of them ate a daisy.
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No parent's able to tell me one
good thing about parenting, honestly.
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- They'll look after you when you're old.
- Like fuck they will.
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That's a lie peddled by Mothercare
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and the IVF industrial complex.
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- Mothercare shut down.
- It's not for me.
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Me neither. Eddie?
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- Hm?
- Do you want kids?
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- Er... Yeah.
- Do you?
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- Yeah.
- You have never said that before.
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I wasn't sure, but I do.
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When Anya asked you to hold Mercury,
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you said you had bartender's elbow,
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- which is not a real thing.
- Maggie. I want kids, OK?
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You don't get to decide if I do or don't.
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- I know.
- You've come to the right festival, babe.
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Ostara's all about fertility.
All you need to do is catch a sacred leaf
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thrown into the crowd
by the god and goddess.
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- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be...
- It's cool.
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I was just...
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I just didn't know that. I wasn't being...
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I'm just really stressed at the minute.
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Look, I know. Look, look at me.
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I need you to trust me today.
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Let me show you a good time.
Let me be the captain
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of the party boat
and I swear to you now,
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if you come to me at the end
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and say you didn't have any fun,
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I will never ask to captain
the party boat again.
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- I'm just not in the mood.
- Pretend!
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Pretend to have a good time.
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If you do it for long enough
it'll become real.
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Trust me, I've been doing it for years.
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What are you doing?
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[silly voice] Weed gummies for the lady.
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Oh.
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- Fuck me, these are welded in.
- Here, take this.
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OK. Thank you.
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EDDIE: God, it's like they've put
a child lock on these.
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Ooo.
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[giggling]
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Good?
TOAD: Come on, girls.
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- We've got Pagan shit to do.
- Take these. Give me my phone.
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Let's go.
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[folky music plays]
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[chatter, music]
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BOTH: Anya?
- You all right?
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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I'm the High Priestess of the Order
of Gaia, Peckham chapter.
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Do you want a fly?
They're made of liquorice.
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[mumbling agreement]
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BOTH: Mmm.
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[mystical music]
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May your day be filled with blessings,
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like the sun that lights the sky.
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And may you always
have the courage to spread your wings...
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and fly.
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[twinkly mystical music]
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I think I just met God.
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I swear that's my old driving instructor.
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- [horn sounds]
- Shit, it's sacred leaf time already.
240
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Shove Lily to the front.
She's on her second round of IVF.
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WOMAN: Come on, girls.
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[cheering]
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[giggling]
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Oh, my God,
those were some powerful gummies.
245
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Thanks for dragging me here.
It's fucking cool.
246
00:13:35,895 --> 00:13:37,596
You never see wizards in London.
247
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:39,698
Oh God. It's that demon child again.
248
00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:43,902
Kids in fancy dress are freaky.
Shouldn't be allowed.
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[cheering]
250
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Oh!
251
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Oh, that is a lot of fertility leaves.
252
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,934
Well, I'm 33. Fuck knows
what's going on in there.
253
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:58,677
It's probably all echoey and dusty,
like a haunted attic.
254
00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:01,720
You're thinking you wanna have kids soon?
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00:14:03,162 --> 00:14:05,144
With Jonah.
256
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,066
I know, you don't like him.
257
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No, it's not about me not liking him.
258
00:14:10,289 --> 00:14:12,872
If he was a good person
who made you happy,
259
00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:15,314
I'd just fake it and pretend
to be interested
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when we talk about Burning Man.
261
00:14:16,976 --> 00:14:18,397
But...
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he doesn't deserve you, Eddie.
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He's controlling and patronising
and manipulative
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and it's like he just doesn't care
that his natural deodorant doesn't work.
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And you are perfect.
The most perfect, special angel girl.
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You deserve to be
with someone like Harry Styles.
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Jonah. He's...
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He's not even Liam Payne.
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He's offered to buy Jay's half of the bar.
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Oh. Wow.
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And I can't lose Wet Mouth.
It's my whole fucking life.
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So I just... I need you
to back whatever decision I make.
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Although Jonah hasn't replied
to my last five texts, so...
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Maybe he changed his mind.
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Girls. We're on in five minutes. Hurry up.
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Come on.
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[whistle blows]
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Maybe we're secretly amazing drummers.
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00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:32,631
I think I know why Jonah
never texted you back.
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- What?
- I said,
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"I know why Jonah hasn't text you back."
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Girls 12 o'clock. The Hoppers are here.
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- What are you on about?
- Nasty little tarts.
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What are they doing?
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- Maggie.
- I blocked his number.
286
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,456
- You what?
- I blocked his number on your phone.
287
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:57,016
- Oi! This is our fucking drum slot.
- You did what?
288
00:15:57,116 --> 00:15:59,899
Didn't know he offered money.
I wanted to get him away.
289
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Put those drums down
before we batter you with them.
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00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,124
I cannot fucking believe this.
291
00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:08,027
No, no, Eddie, wait.
292
00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:10,609
Oi! Are you Maggie Donovan?
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- Yes.
- I knew it.
294
00:16:12,953 --> 00:16:15,133
You're the bitch who
shagged my cousin's husband.
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[scoffs] No, I live in London.
I don't know your cousin.
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Alison Shaw.
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- What the fuck, James?
- I dunno.
298
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Oh yeah, I did do that.
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Hey. You know what?
You lot picked the perfect costume.
300
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Because everyone knows rabbits
are nature's slags.
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[gasps and laughter]
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Oh!
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[shouting]
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[dramatic music]
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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Get off!
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[phone rings]
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Jonah, I'm so sorry. Maggie...
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It's too late, Theodora.
You've destroyed our future.
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I can't trust you.
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I need to protect my heart
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and my financial assets. And...
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WOMAN: Jonah, babe,
do you have any organic lube?
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Who the fuck is that?
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You abandoned me, Theodora.
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- Yeah, for like six hours.
- It felt like longer.
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00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,112
You know what? Fuck you and and fuck her.
319
00:17:33,212 --> 00:17:35,955
She's welcome to you
and your manipulative bullshit
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and your multiple strains of HPV.
321
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I don't need any of it.
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I hope you get Ebola and die.
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Oh, you fucking want some?
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Ohh.
325
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Pigs!
326
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What's going on here?
327
00:18:07,147 --> 00:18:09,647
- Nothing.
- You appear to be strangling this lady.
328
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Well, I'm not, am I?
329
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Assuming you have the appropriate permits
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to have this gathering here?
331
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Son!
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Mother Gaia does not issue permits
for the use of her Earth.
333
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Our permit is the sun in the sky,
the grass beneath our feet.
334
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The birth of spring as it happens
right in front of our eyes.
335
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Nature cannot be policed.
336
00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:41,019
So, if you come round here again
asking about permits, Gary,
337
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:45,744
you'll be back to moving trolleys around
Morrisons' car park before Bonfire Night.
338
00:18:45,844 --> 00:18:47,926
Your dad still owes me 50 quid, remember?
339
00:18:48,847 --> 00:18:50,749
Off you pop.
340
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[cheering]
341
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I told you Hoppers
to steer clear of The Wenches!
342
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,981
Now piss off before
I bar you from next year's festival.
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TOAD: Bye!
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WOMAN: Fuck off back
to the Playboy Mansion.
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[mystical music]
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There is so much life in you.
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Uh-huh.
348
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Thank you so much.
349
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,192
I genuinely thought
they were gonna murder me.
350
00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,073
It was just instinct.
351
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OK, I've got two weed gummies left.
352
00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:39,478
We can go and decompress
by the druid fire altar.
353
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,580
You're fucking kidding, right?
354
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:46,905
I just lost the only possibility at
saving my bar and it's all your fault.
355
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,528
Maggie, any time you try and help
356
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everything goes to shit.
357
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,893
I don't need you. I don't need Jonah.
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I'm the only one that can
take care of me. I just...
359
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,199
I just need some space, Maggie.
360
00:20:13,532 --> 00:20:15,534
You all right, babe?
361
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,819
Come on. I'm parked behind The Tarrier.
362
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[Nothing at All by Perfume Genius plays]
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♪ Right on time ♪
364
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♪ Set me free, don't wait ♪
365
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,729
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
366
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♪ Soul on fire ♪
367
00:20:59,378 --> 00:21:02,160
♪ Baby say my name ♪
368
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:05,063
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
369
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,412
♪ You can say what you want
But I already know ♪
370
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♪ Our body is breaking down
To a single beat ♪
371
00:21:24,563 --> 00:21:26,565
Oooh no.
372
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[sighs]
373
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:45,303
[heavy breathing]
374
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Fucking... Pagan... magic!
375
00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:52,851
Argh!
376
00:21:52,951 --> 00:21:56,094
♪ I got what you want, babe ♪
377
00:21:56,194 --> 00:21:59,298
♪ I got what you need, son ♪
378
00:21:59,398 --> 00:22:02,661
♪ I got what you want, babe ♪
379
00:22:02,761 --> 00:22:06,024
♪ I got what you need, son ♪
380
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:09,187
♪ I got what you want, babe ♪
381
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,150
♪ I got what you need, son ♪
382
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,554
♪ I got what you want, babe ♪
383
00:22:15,654 --> 00:22:17,976
♪ I got what you need... ♪
384
00:22:18,026 --> 00:22:22,576
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