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It's so exhausting being this gorgeous.
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I'm the most beautiful woman in all of
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the lands.
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And I have been for a very, very
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long time.
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I really have been defining beauty for so
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long.
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I don't even know why I need to
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ask, but I might as well just for
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fun.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest
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of them all?
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Hello, what's taking so long?
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Hold.
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A lovely teen I see.
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She's got a gentle grace.
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Might be prettier than thee.
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Mirror, take me to her now!
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Bye sleepy, bye horny, bye grumpy, bye drooly.
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Don't worry, I'll be fine here by myself.
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So you must be Snow White.
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Who are you?
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I'm the queen.
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Oh, hi.
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Nice to meet you, your majesty.
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Where'd you get this mirror from?
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Is it magic?
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Why yes, yes it is.
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This place isn't going to magically clean itself.
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Now get to it!
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I'm going to show you a little more
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magic.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, let's decide once
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and for all.
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Bring in here who can decide.
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Who's the sexiest one alive?
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Oh, your majesty.
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It is an honour.
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What brings me here?
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You're here to decide who's sexier, me or
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her.
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Well, you guys are both so sexy.
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In order to have an honest and substantial
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decision, I must run a lot of tests
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between you two.
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Well, get to it and you, get back
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to work.
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This will help me win.
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I can't wait to make my potion.
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It'll ensure that I win.
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You're doing a terrible job.
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Clean better.
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Um, okay, I'm sorry.
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Don't say sorry, just do it.
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You're doing a terrible job.
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I want this place spotless.
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I want it immaculate.
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It is so disgusting.
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It's putrid.
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Okay, is this a little bit better?
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Slightly, I wouldn't say much.
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Keep going.
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I want it thoroughly cleaned.
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Okay.
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Every last speck of dust needs to be
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cleaned up.
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I'm going.
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You better be.
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Keep going, peasant.
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So where did you come from again?
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I'm from a kingdom not too far from
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here.
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It is truly an honour to be in
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your presence, your highness.
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I've been really looking forward to meeting you.
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Well, of course it's an honour.
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I'm the queen.
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Anyone would be honoured to be in my
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presence.
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I do concur, your highness.
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Everyone in the kingdom looks up to you.
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You're just so graceful and powerful.
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Oh, believe me, I know.
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You're just lucky that I'm letting you bask
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in my presence.
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Keep going with that broom and don't get
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it so close to the candle.
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If you start a fire, I'm going to
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be furious.
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I'm doing my best.
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Well, try harder.
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I think it needs a little bit more
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of this.
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Keep cleaning, peasant.
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Get all of that off the floor.
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That is so disgusting.
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What is even wrong with your friends?
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Why are they like this and why is
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everything in here so small?
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I don't know.
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I haven't really asked them.
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This town is so absolutely annoying.
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I can't believe it's filled with so many
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village idiots.
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Is your palace as idiotic, prince?
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Well, our education system is going very well
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lately.
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You know, SAT scores are pretty high.
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I guess that's decent.
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So, Snow, why is this place filled with
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so many tiny things?
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Why is everything so small and pathetic?
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Oh, that's because my friends the dwarves, they're
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really little.
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Those people?
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Yeah, they're really nice.
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There's Sleepy.
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He sleeps a lot.
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There's Sneezy.
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He sneezes a lot.
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There's Grumpy.
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He's mad a lot.
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And there's Horny.
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He fucks a lot.
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Wow.
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That's a lot of useless information that I
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didn't need.
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Well, it seems I've made my first decision.
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And what is it?
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Well, mirror, mirror, it seems Snow White wins
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the first one.
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She has the better apple.
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What?
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It's a careful inspection and, you know, with
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careful consideration, your highness, I believe she wins
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this one.
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I have something for
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you.
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Oh, a delicious red apple.
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Thank you, your highness.
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It looks so wonderful.
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Taste it.
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It's delicious.
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It's delicious?
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I need to change that recipe.
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I already know my kingdom's the greatest.
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It's so big.
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It's the biggest one in the land.
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And I know every last inch of it.
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I know all of it, from corner to
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corner.
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I know all of my people.
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They say size doesn't matter, but it really
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does.
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Which is why these chairs being so tiny
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and pathetic gets on my last nerve.
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I need something big.
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Something comfortable.
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You're so pathetic.
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Clean better.
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Geez, you really don't know what you're doing,
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do you?
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Stupid girl.
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Clean better.
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You're missing some of the dust.
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That is disgusting.
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You better get every last bit of dust.
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Well, I think it's so amazing that you
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know your kingdom so well, your highness.
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Every royal should know their kingdom so well.
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It's part of the job.
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If you don't, you're clearly not doing your
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job right.
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Keep going.
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A little faster.
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You're doing such a bad job at that.
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I don't see how anybody can find you
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attractive when you can't even keep house.
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You need to get all of the dust.
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Okay.
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Is that better, your highness?
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325
00:10:42,065 --> 00:10:42,665
Slightly.
326
00:10:42,665 --> 00:10:43,098
327
00:10:43,099 --> 00:10:44,299
I wouldn't say much.
328
00:10:44,299 --> 00:10:54,432
329
00:10:54,432 --> 00:10:56,632
Get every last speck of dust.
330
00:10:56,632 --> 00:10:57,932
331
00:10:57,932 --> 00:10:58,998
Okay, your majesty.
332
00:10:58,999 --> 00:11:03,632
333
00:11:03,632 --> 00:11:04,632
That's a little better.
334
00:11:04,632 --> 00:11:05,432
335
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,398
I wouldn't say much, but at least there's
336
00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:09,532
some minor improvement.
337
00:11:09,532 --> 00:11:15,798
338
00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:18,399
Well, maybe I'd be satisfied if you worked
339
00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:18,832
harder.
340
00:11:18,832 --> 00:11:20,065
341
00:11:20,065 --> 00:11:21,898
I mean, there's not much else I can
342
00:11:21,899 --> 00:11:22,299
do.
343
00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:24,065
344
00:11:24,065 --> 00:11:27,431
Well, keep going until it's done right.
345
00:11:27,432 --> 00:11:28,998
346
00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:31,499
Do what you can until it's done done.
347
00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:33,432
348
00:11:33,432 --> 00:11:34,632
Go over there.
349
00:11:34,632 --> 00:11:34,965
350
00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:35,831
Clean over there.
351
00:11:35,832 --> 00:11:37,265
352
00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:38,398
Out of my face.
353
00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:50,399
354
00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:51,699
This is crazy.
355
00:11:51,699 --> 00:11:51,832
356
00:11:51,832 --> 00:11:52,665
I need a break.
357
00:11:52,665 --> 00:12:04,065
358
00:12:04,065 --> 00:12:05,131
Hi, how are you?
359
00:12:05,132 --> 00:12:05,465
360
00:12:05,465 --> 00:12:06,198
You look so down.
361
00:12:06,199 --> 00:12:07,799
362
00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:09,665
Look, I know the queen can be a
363
00:12:09,665 --> 00:12:12,798
little mean sometimes, but she is our queen.
364
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,199
365
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,532
You know, she looks after our kingdom.
366
00:12:14,532 --> 00:12:15,298
367
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,499
Well, it's just confusing because she's so mean
368
00:12:17,499 --> 00:12:18,732
to me and then she gives me this,
369
00:12:18,732 --> 00:12:18,898
370
00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:20,132
this little present, an apple.
371
00:12:20,132 --> 00:12:20,998
372
00:12:20,999 --> 00:12:22,165
She gave me one too.
373
00:12:22,165 --> 00:12:22,398
374
00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:23,265
They're pretty delicious.
375
00:12:23,265 --> 00:12:23,798
376
00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:24,699
What a cutie, right?
377
00:12:24,699 --> 00:12:39,232
378
00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:40,798
You know, it may not seem like it,
379
00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:42,832
but she really does care about her kingdom.
380
00:12:42,832 --> 00:12:43,432
381
00:12:43,432 --> 00:12:45,932
She just wants to be too perfect sometimes.
382
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,065
383
00:12:47,065 --> 00:12:48,531
She's just so bossy.
384
00:12:48,532 --> 00:12:49,865
385
00:12:49,865 --> 00:12:51,665
Well, that's what a queen has to be.
386
00:12:51,665 --> 00:13:18,231
387
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,932
Don't the apples taste great?
388
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,165
389
00:13:21,165 --> 00:13:24,431
But, you know, apples aren't really my favorite
390
00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:24,865
fruit.
391
00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:26,331
392
00:13:26,332 --> 00:13:30,298
I prefer mangoes or kiwis, or if I'm
393
00:13:30,299 --> 00:13:31,832
really thirsty, watermelon.
394
00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:46,032
395
00:13:46,032 --> 00:13:49,932
Well, me or Mira, I've made another decision.
396
00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:50,565
397
00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:51,965
The queen wins this one.
398
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,831
399
00:13:55,832 --> 00:13:57,165
I knew I'd win.
400
00:13:57,165 --> 00:14:04,298
401
00:14:04,299 --> 00:14:06,732
You are doing such a terrible job.
402
00:14:06,732 --> 00:14:06,832
403
00:14:06,832 --> 00:14:07,732
Look at this mess.
404
00:14:07,732 --> 00:14:08,098
405
00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:09,899
You still missed stuff on the floor.
406
00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:10,065
407
00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:11,465
There's piles at my feet.
408
00:14:11,465 --> 00:14:12,698
409
00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:13,399
My bad.
410
00:14:13,399 --> 00:14:14,099
411
00:14:14,099 --> 00:14:16,099
You need to get them cleaned up, Snow.
412
00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:17,565
413
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,431
Clean it.
414
00:14:18,432 --> 00:14:18,898
415
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,799
Okay, working on it.
416
00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:21,565
417
00:14:21,565 --> 00:14:23,531
You're not working on the pile I told
418
00:14:23,532 --> 00:14:24,332
you to work on.
419
00:14:24,332 --> 00:14:27,732
I'm just, like, really busy with this chair.
420
00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:33,632
421
00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:35,565
Keep polishing that chair.
422
00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:36,098
423
00:14:36,099 --> 00:14:37,999
I didn't say you could stop cleaning.
424
00:14:37,999 --> 00:14:41,132
425
00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:43,732
I want you to get every little bit
426
00:14:43,732 --> 00:14:47,065
of dust, dirt, grime off of that chair.
427
00:14:47,065 --> 00:14:48,298
428
00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:50,999
It needs to be spotless so I can
429
00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:52,532
sit on that throne later.
430
00:14:52,532 --> 00:14:53,698
431
00:14:53,699 --> 00:14:54,799
Just like that.
432
00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:54,999
433
00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:56,265
Keep rubbing that chair.
434
00:14:56,265 --> 00:14:57,498
435
00:14:57,499 --> 00:15:01,632
Rub off every last bit of dirt.
436
00:15:01,632 --> 00:15:03,532
437
00:15:03,532 --> 00:15:05,232
That is so pathetic.
438
00:15:05,232 --> 00:15:06,065
439
00:15:06,065 --> 00:15:09,298
In my kingdom, we do things better.
440
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,099
441
00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:12,565
You can't even do anything right, can you?
442
00:15:12,565 --> 00:15:13,331
443
00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:14,965
It's so filthy in here.
444
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:15,631
445
00:15:15,632 --> 00:15:16,532
You can't clean.
446
00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:17,165
447
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:18,998
You don't work hard at all.
448
00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:19,999
449
00:15:19,999 --> 00:15:21,165
You're just lazy.
450
00:15:21,165 --> 00:15:23,231
451
00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:24,432
Pathetic little twat.
452
00:15:24,432 --> 00:15:25,965
Can't do anything right.
453
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:32,198
454
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:35,132
In my kingdom, you need to work harder
455
00:15:35,132 --> 00:15:37,265
to earn your place.
456
00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:53,831
457
00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:55,398
Pathetic weird girl.
458
00:15:55,399 --> 00:16:09,032
459
00:16:09,032 --> 00:16:10,765
You're so obnoxious.
460
00:16:10,765 --> 00:16:16,865
461
00:16:16,865 --> 00:16:18,898
I put my mouth on that.
462
00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:28,032
463
00:16:28,032 --> 00:16:30,032
Your turn to clean it off with your
464
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:30,365
mouth.
465
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:46,298
466
00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:49,465
Wow, your highness, what kind of influence did
467
00:16:49,465 --> 00:16:51,198
you grow up with to be such an
468
00:16:51,199 --> 00:16:52,299
extraordinary queen?
469
00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:55,599
470
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:59,032
Well, the kings and queens that raised me
471
00:16:59,032 --> 00:17:01,565
taught me very well on running the kingdom.
472
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:02,231
473
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:07,198
Finances, they taught me about community service, the
474
00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:07,532
weather.
475
00:17:07,532 --> 00:17:08,032
476
00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:09,132
I learned everything.
477
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:10,898
478
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:14,699
Wow, I wonder you're so amazing, your highness.
479
00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:15,732
480
00:17:15,732 --> 00:17:19,998
I had a lot of structure growing up.
481
00:17:19,999 --> 00:17:21,299
482
00:17:21,299 --> 00:17:24,832
Finance, stocks, bonds, I learned it all.
483
00:17:24,832 --> 00:17:30,565
484
00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:32,065
How to set a budget.
485
00:17:32,065 --> 00:17:33,298
486
00:17:33,299 --> 00:17:36,999
Wow, you have knowledge that is forbidden to
487
00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:38,599
regular citizens like us.
488
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,199
489
00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:40,732
That's amazing.
490
00:17:40,732 --> 00:17:44,032
That's how the upper class stays the upper
491
00:17:44,032 --> 00:17:44,565
class.
492
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:45,098
493
00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:47,999
By making sure that the lower class doesn't
494
00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,699
receive any of the knowledge.
495
00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:49,965
496
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:50,398
Wow.
497
00:17:50,399 --> 00:18:33,499
498
00:18:33,499 --> 00:18:34,932
Move to the bed.
499
00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:43,032
500
00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:46,365
Everything in this cottage is so disgusting.
501
00:18:46,365 --> 00:18:47,165
502
00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:49,298
Filthy, tiny, pathetic.
503
00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:54,299
I don't understand how you and your friends
504
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,199
live here.
505
00:18:55,199 --> 00:18:56,632
506
00:18:56,632 --> 00:18:58,865
I think it's a pretty decent place.
507
00:18:58,865 --> 00:18:59,865
508
00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:01,598
Maybe if it were clean.
509
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,965
510
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:04,398
It's just leaves.
511
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:05,399
512
00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:08,099
Leaves, dust, dirt, there's hair.
513
00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:09,599
514
00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:12,199
Ugh, it's so gross.
515
00:19:12,199 --> 00:19:12,832
516
00:19:12,832 --> 00:19:14,832
Yeah, you've got the pure junk over there
517
00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:15,132
too.
518
00:19:15,132 --> 00:19:16,132
519
00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:18,532
That's not junk, that's potion mixture.
520
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,232
521
00:19:19,232 --> 00:19:20,665
There's a little bit of a difference.
522
00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:20,998
523
00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:23,365
I mean, clearly you liked eating those apples.
524
00:19:23,365 --> 00:19:24,798
525
00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:26,299
Yeah, it was a nice experience.
526
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,232
527
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:27,565
See?
528
00:19:27,565 --> 00:19:29,231
529
00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:31,732
So my mixtures are not junk.
530
00:19:31,732 --> 00:19:32,498
531
00:19:32,499 --> 00:19:34,599
Those are actually welcome here.
532
00:19:34,599 --> 00:19:34,865
533
00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:36,798
Why does the rest of this trash needs
534
00:19:36,799 --> 00:19:37,199
to go?
535
00:19:37,199 --> 00:19:38,732
536
00:19:38,732 --> 00:19:40,598
It's pretty rude to come in my friend's
537
00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:42,232
place and just start hating on them like
538
00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:42,532
that.
539
00:19:42,532 --> 00:19:43,532
You don't even know the people.
540
00:19:43,532 --> 00:19:45,032
541
00:19:45,032 --> 00:19:47,432
Well, it's pretty rude of you to try
542
00:19:47,432 --> 00:19:48,532
to steal my title.
543
00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:50,298
544
00:19:50,299 --> 00:19:52,499
I didn't steal anything, it was what your
545
00:19:52,499 --> 00:19:53,499
mirror said, not me.
546
00:19:53,499 --> 00:19:54,299
547
00:19:54,299 --> 00:19:56,132
548
00:19:56,132 --> 00:19:58,232
Well, we'll see soon who's the best.
549
00:19:58,232 --> 00:19:58,765
550
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,898
Clearly, it's me.
551
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,932
552
00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,765
Okay, whatever you say.
553
00:20:02,765 --> 00:20:04,131
554
00:20:04,132 --> 00:20:05,698
We'll leave it up to the mirror.
555
00:20:05,699 --> 00:20:06,499
556
00:20:06,499 --> 00:20:07,232
The mirror?
557
00:20:07,232 --> 00:20:07,498
558
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:09,832
The mirror's getting thrown out after this.
559
00:20:09,832 --> 00:20:12,432
560
00:20:12,432 --> 00:20:14,698
You know, historically, it's not good to throw
561
00:20:14,699 --> 00:20:16,599
away things because you don't like their opinion.
562
00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:19,132
563
00:20:19,132 --> 00:20:21,698
Well, you know what they say, it's bad
564
00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:23,199
for history to repeat itself.
565
00:20:23,199 --> 00:20:27,232
566
00:20:27,232 --> 00:20:29,565
So I think it's probably better that I
567
00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:30,498
break the norm.
568
00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:30,965
569
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,731
And if I want to throw things away,
570
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:32,932
571
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,198
just because I don't like them, maybe I
572
00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:35,565
can.
573
00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:36,698
574
00:20:36,699 --> 00:20:38,899
Either way, that mirror's going in the garbage.
575
00:20:38,899 --> 00:20:41,265
576
00:20:41,265 --> 00:20:43,265
Along with most of the things in this
577
00:20:43,265 --> 00:20:43,698
cottage.
578
00:20:43,699 --> 00:20:47,565
579
00:20:47,565 --> 00:20:48,498
That's crazy.
580
00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:48,699
581
00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:50,065
You're going to live here now too?
582
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,265
583
00:20:51,265 --> 00:20:53,165
I didn't say I'd live here.
584
00:20:53,165 --> 00:20:53,398
585
00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:54,832
I just said that I'm going to be
586
00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:56,498
in control of how it looks.
587
00:20:56,499 --> 00:20:57,299
588
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,299
You like to decorate?
589
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,299
590
00:20:59,299 --> 00:20:59,999
Yes, I do.
591
00:20:59,999 --> 00:21:01,065
592
00:21:01,065 --> 00:21:03,265
And I'll make you do every last bit
593
00:21:03,265 --> 00:21:05,698
of redecorating as I sit in the corner
594
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:06,432
and watch.
595
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:06,898
596
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:10,365
I'll observe and I'll critique you, letting you
597
00:21:10,365 --> 00:21:12,065
know what you did right and wrong.
598
00:21:12,065 --> 00:21:12,965
599
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:14,731
Every step of the way.
600
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,898
601
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,932
I love to oversee projects.
602
00:21:17,932 --> 00:21:19,765
603
00:21:19,765 --> 00:21:20,865
Sounds great.
604
00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:21,831
605
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:23,465
I knew you'd like it.
606
00:21:23,465 --> 00:21:24,298
607
00:21:24,299 --> 00:21:26,332
Everybody always loves my ideas.
608
00:21:26,332 --> 00:21:35,132
609
00:21:35,132 --> 00:21:35,765
Move.
610
00:21:35,765 --> 00:21:36,431
611
00:21:36,432 --> 00:21:37,265
Come on, peasant.
612
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:37,531
613
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:38,265
Get out of the way.
614
00:21:38,265 --> 00:21:53,898
615
00:21:53,899 --> 00:21:56,665
Maybe I'll paint this place a completely different
616
00:21:56,665 --> 00:21:57,065
color.
617
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:57,698
618
00:21:57,699 --> 00:21:59,399
Purple's a royal color, you know.
619
00:21:59,399 --> 00:22:03,399
620
00:22:03,399 --> 00:22:04,565
That's crazy.
621
00:22:04,565 --> 00:22:06,898
You know, you should really get an exterminator
622
00:22:06,899 --> 00:22:07,565
out here too.
623
00:22:07,565 --> 00:22:08,298
624
00:22:08,299 --> 00:22:08,932
You think so?
625
00:22:08,932 --> 00:22:09,298
626
00:22:09,299 --> 00:22:09,599
Yeah.
627
00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:13,099
628
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,165
I don't know.
629
00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:15,965
I like the idea of having this place
630
00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:17,965
crawling with spiders.
631
00:22:17,965 --> 00:22:18,865
632
00:22:18,865 --> 00:22:20,765
They could weave all kinds of webs.
633
00:22:20,765 --> 00:22:21,731
634
00:22:21,732 --> 00:22:23,132
It'd be the perfect decor.
635
00:22:23,132 --> 00:22:24,065
636
00:22:24,065 --> 00:22:25,698
So you're not really for the people?
637
00:22:25,699 --> 00:22:26,999
638
00:22:26,999 --> 00:22:28,199
No, not really.
639
00:22:28,199 --> 00:22:29,099
640
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,432
Black widows are my favorite.
641
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:30,798
642
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:31,965
They have deadly bites.
643
00:22:31,965 --> 00:22:35,198
All right, I see how you're rocking.
644
00:22:35,199 --> 00:22:39,265
645
00:22:39,265 --> 00:22:41,265
I also like praying manti.
646
00:22:41,265 --> 00:22:43,731
647
00:22:43,732 --> 00:22:44,932
You like rats?
648
00:22:44,932 --> 00:22:45,998
649
00:22:45,999 --> 00:22:46,899
They're okay.
650
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:47,965
651
00:22:47,965 --> 00:22:49,565
Praying mantises are better, though.
652
00:22:49,565 --> 00:22:49,965
653
00:22:49,965 --> 00:22:51,498
Did you know that after they mate, they
654
00:22:51,499 --> 00:22:52,732
eat the head of the male?
655
00:22:52,732 --> 00:22:53,965
656
00:22:53,965 --> 00:22:54,898
Damn, that's crazy.
657
00:22:54,899 --> 00:23:03,965
658
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,365
That's why they're my favorites.
659
00:23:05,365 --> 00:23:07,765
660
00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:10,765
There's also praying mantises that look like orchids.
661
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:11,165
662
00:23:11,165 --> 00:23:12,665
You know, I think sharks are pretty sick.
663
00:23:12,665 --> 00:23:12,965
664
00:23:12,965 --> 00:23:14,798
So what's your favorite thing about sharks?
665
00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:15,699
666
00:23:15,699 --> 00:23:17,365
I like Shark Week on TV.
667
00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:18,098
668
00:23:18,099 --> 00:23:19,399
That's very self-explanatory.
669
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,732
670
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:21,965
Totally get that.
671
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,665
672
00:23:23,665 --> 00:23:26,931
Out of all the places in nature, do
673
00:23:26,932 --> 00:23:28,732
you prefer ocean, mountains?
674
00:23:28,732 --> 00:23:29,198
675
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,332
I'd have to say I prefer the ocean,
676
00:23:31,332 --> 00:23:31,665
677
00:23:31,665 --> 00:23:33,065
because it's blue and it's wet.
678
00:23:33,065 --> 00:23:33,831
679
00:23:33,832 --> 00:23:35,665
You ever stubbed your toe before?
680
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:36,998
681
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:37,832
I have.
682
00:23:37,832 --> 00:23:39,098
683
00:23:39,099 --> 00:23:41,432
Hopefully I won't any time soon, though.
684
00:23:41,432 --> 00:23:41,765
685
00:23:41,765 --> 00:23:42,665
That's not fun.
686
00:23:42,665 --> 00:23:43,798
687
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:46,199
I absolutely hate stubbing my toe.
688
00:23:46,199 --> 00:23:47,899
689
00:23:47,899 --> 00:23:50,532
You got extended warranty on your car insurance?
690
00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:51,732
691
00:23:51,732 --> 00:23:52,932
I think I do.
692
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,532
693
00:23:54,532 --> 00:23:56,132
How about you bend over?
694
00:23:56,132 --> 00:24:09,232
695
00:24:09,232 --> 00:24:12,032
So, because you're named after snow, I'm assuming
696
00:24:12,032 --> 00:24:13,398
your parents liked the winter?
697
00:24:13,399 --> 00:24:15,299
I don't know my parents.
698
00:24:15,299 --> 00:24:15,399
699
00:24:15,399 --> 00:24:16,765
They just kicked me out at the Dwarves'
700
00:24:16,765 --> 00:24:16,898
701
00:24:16,899 --> 00:24:17,132
house.
702
00:24:17,132 --> 00:24:17,565
703
00:24:17,565 --> 00:24:18,631
Oh, jeez.
704
00:24:18,632 --> 00:24:19,498
705
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,132
No wonder you're so dysfunctional and can't do
706
00:24:22,132 --> 00:24:22,832
anything right.
707
00:24:22,832 --> 00:24:24,532
708
00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:27,965
No influences to properly mold you.
709
00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:29,231
710
00:24:29,232 --> 00:24:30,332
I mean, I had Grumpy.
711
00:24:30,332 --> 00:24:30,498
712
00:24:30,499 --> 00:24:31,432
Grumpy was pretty alright.
713
00:24:31,432 --> 00:24:32,598
714
00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:34,265
That explains your attitude.
715
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,831
716
00:24:36,832 --> 00:24:38,432
I like horny a lot.
717
00:24:38,432 --> 00:24:39,265
718
00:24:39,265 --> 00:24:40,498
I'm sure you do.
719
00:24:40,499 --> 00:24:40,599
No.
720
00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:48,299
721
00:24:48,299 --> 00:24:51,465
This place is so weird.
722
00:24:51,465 --> 00:24:54,631
723
00:24:54,632 --> 00:24:55,598
I think so, too.
724
00:24:55,599 --> 00:25:03,999
725
00:25:03,999 --> 00:25:07,699
I don't understand how parents can leave their
726
00:25:07,699 --> 00:25:09,099
child with Dwarves.
727
00:25:09,099 --> 00:25:10,599
728
00:25:10,599 --> 00:25:12,732
Other Dwarves did pretty alright with me.
729
00:25:12,732 --> 00:25:13,265
730
00:25:13,265 --> 00:25:15,631
If they did, this place wouldn't be such
731
00:25:15,632 --> 00:25:16,165
a hobble.
732
00:25:16,165 --> 00:25:20,465
733
00:25:20,465 --> 00:25:22,465
I'll get right back to cleaning my bed.
734
00:25:22,465 --> 00:25:23,231
735
00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:24,065
Yeah, you better.
736
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:24,598
737
00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:26,999
You better have this place nice and clean.
738
00:25:26,999 --> 00:25:34,232
739
00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:36,165
Okay, I want to lay down.
740
00:25:36,165 --> 00:25:36,398
741
00:25:36,399 --> 00:25:36,832
Move.
742
00:25:36,832 --> 00:25:39,732
743
00:25:39,732 --> 00:25:40,765
Yes, your majesty.
744
00:25:40,765 --> 00:25:42,865
745
00:25:42,865 --> 00:25:43,398
Finally.
746
00:25:43,399 --> 00:25:46,199
747
00:25:46,199 --> 00:25:48,199
You move so slowly, girl.
748
00:25:48,199 --> 00:25:57,065
749
00:25:57,065 --> 00:25:58,498
So what did they teach you?
750
00:25:58,499 --> 00:25:59,865
751
00:25:59,865 --> 00:26:01,698
Well, Sleepy taught me how to sleep.
752
00:26:01,699 --> 00:26:03,565
753
00:26:03,565 --> 00:26:05,565
Grumpy taught me how to yell at people.
754
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,365
755
00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:08,698
Horny taught me how to fuck.
756
00:26:08,699 --> 00:26:09,932
757
00:26:09,932 --> 00:26:10,332
Huh.
758
00:26:10,332 --> 00:26:12,498
759
00:26:12,499 --> 00:26:14,065
Well, I guess at least you know how
760
00:26:14,065 --> 00:26:14,465
to fuck.
761
00:26:14,465 --> 00:26:14,831
762
00:26:14,832 --> 00:26:16,298
If you don't know how to clean, you
763
00:26:16,299 --> 00:26:17,465
need to know how to do something.
764
00:26:17,465 --> 00:26:20,498
765
00:26:20,499 --> 00:26:22,132
It's better than nothing, I guess.
766
00:26:22,132 --> 00:26:22,798
767
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:24,132
Everybody has special skills.
768
00:26:24,132 --> 00:26:27,365
769
00:26:27,365 --> 00:26:27,865
True.
770
00:26:27,865 --> 00:26:28,431
771
00:26:28,432 --> 00:26:30,265
I guess it's just hard to spot yours.
772
00:26:30,265 --> 00:26:36,965
773
00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:38,798
I have a lot of special skills.
774
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:39,299
775
00:26:39,299 --> 00:26:41,265
As you can tell by how wonderful my
776
00:26:41,265 --> 00:26:41,898
kingdom is.
777
00:26:41,899 --> 00:26:42,432
778
00:26:42,432 --> 00:26:44,065
I run it so well.
779
00:26:44,065 --> 00:26:44,465
780
00:26:44,465 --> 00:26:45,698
I run a tight ship.
781
00:26:45,699 --> 00:26:46,299
782
00:26:46,299 --> 00:26:48,032
What's your most special skill?
783
00:26:48,032 --> 00:26:48,932
784
00:26:48,932 --> 00:26:50,332
Telling people what to do.
785
00:26:50,332 --> 00:26:59,798
786
00:26:59,799 --> 00:27:02,199
So, what are some of your favorite things
787
00:27:02,199 --> 00:27:02,899
to do in the forest?
788
00:27:02,899 --> 00:27:04,499
789
00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:08,032
Um, I like to find mushrooms.
790
00:27:08,032 --> 00:27:08,598
791
00:27:08,599 --> 00:27:10,099
Oh, wow.
792
00:27:10,099 --> 00:27:13,032
793
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,598
Where did you say you were from again?
794
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:15,099
795
00:27:15,099 --> 00:27:17,232
Oh, a kingdom not too far from here.
796
00:27:17,232 --> 00:27:17,965
797
00:27:17,965 --> 00:27:19,298
Practically your guy's neighbor.
798
00:27:19,299 --> 00:27:20,199
799
00:27:20,199 --> 00:27:21,732
North, south, west?
800
00:27:21,732 --> 00:27:21,832
801
00:27:21,832 --> 00:27:22,732
Oh, up west.
802
00:27:22,732 --> 00:27:23,932
803
00:27:23,932 --> 00:27:24,632
Oh, okay.
804
00:27:24,632 --> 00:27:26,632
805
00:27:26,632 --> 00:27:27,132
Northwest?
806
00:27:27,132 --> 00:27:28,098
807
00:27:28,099 --> 00:27:28,599
Yes.
808
00:27:28,599 --> 00:27:35,265
809
00:27:35,265 --> 00:27:36,898
You know, I really think you get along
810
00:27:36,899 --> 00:27:37,399
with Horny.
811
00:27:37,399 --> 00:27:38,299
He's a pretty nice guy.
812
00:27:38,299 --> 00:27:41,799
813
00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:43,499
Maybe you could give Sleepy a shot?
814
00:27:43,499 --> 00:27:48,632
815
00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:50,432
I don't really want to give any of
816
00:27:50,432 --> 00:27:51,798
them shots, to be honest.
817
00:27:51,799 --> 00:27:54,499
818
00:27:54,499 --> 00:27:55,732
You don't like having friends?
819
00:27:55,732 --> 00:27:57,232
820
00:27:57,232 --> 00:27:58,632
Why would I want friends?
821
00:27:58,632 --> 00:27:58,898
822
00:27:58,899 --> 00:27:59,999
I just want servants.
823
00:27:59,999 --> 00:28:00,932
824
00:28:00,932 --> 00:28:02,332
People loyal to me.
825
00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:02,898
826
00:28:02,899 --> 00:28:03,732
Worshipping me.
827
00:28:03,732 --> 00:28:06,432
828
00:28:06,432 --> 00:28:06,798
Hmm.
829
00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:11,865
Honestly, I'd rather have people that do my
830
00:28:11,865 --> 00:28:12,198
bidding.
831
00:28:12,199 --> 00:28:28,765
832
00:28:28,765 --> 00:28:30,998
I just really don't see the point of
833
00:28:30,999 --> 00:28:33,232
having friends unless there's the benefits.
834
00:28:33,232 --> 00:28:57,232
835
00:28:57,232 --> 00:28:59,232
Does anybody else live in your castle or
836
00:28:59,232 --> 00:28:59,898
is it just you?
837
00:28:59,899 --> 00:29:00,232
838
00:29:00,232 --> 00:29:01,065
Just me.
839
00:29:01,065 --> 00:29:01,631
840
00:29:01,632 --> 00:29:03,165
I like to have my space.
841
00:29:03,165 --> 00:29:03,998
842
00:29:03,999 --> 00:29:04,999
A little bit of freedom.
843
00:29:04,999 --> 00:29:06,399
844
00:29:06,399 --> 00:29:08,532
I guess I have mine here too, so
845
00:29:08,532 --> 00:29:10,065
I'm not completely alone.
846
00:29:10,065 --> 00:29:33,698
847
00:29:33,699 --> 00:29:35,099
Where are your dwarves?
848
00:29:35,099 --> 00:29:36,465
849
00:29:36,465 --> 00:29:37,665
Probably at work.
850
00:29:37,665 --> 00:29:38,365
851
00:29:38,365 --> 00:29:39,565
They all have nine-to-fives.
852
00:29:39,565 --> 00:29:40,298
853
00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:44,399
Well, Sleepy's an accountant and Grumpy works at
854
00:29:44,399 --> 00:29:45,132
the supermarket.
855
00:29:45,132 --> 00:29:46,365
856
00:29:46,365 --> 00:29:50,198
Horny is a strip club manager and Sneezy
857
00:29:50,199 --> 00:29:51,699
is a pharmacist.
858
00:29:51,699 --> 00:29:52,899
859
00:29:52,899 --> 00:29:53,632
Oh, wow.
860
00:29:53,632 --> 00:29:54,565
861
00:29:54,565 --> 00:29:55,898
They keep busy.
862
00:29:55,899 --> 00:29:57,199
863
00:29:57,199 --> 00:29:58,665
Yeah, I'm really proud of them.
864
00:29:58,665 --> 00:29:58,965
865
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,865
I thought dwarves were supposed to work in
866
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:01,265
mines.
867
00:30:01,265 --> 00:30:02,065
868
00:30:02,065 --> 00:30:04,265
No, they're very self-sufficient, you know?
869
00:30:04,265 --> 00:30:04,498
870
00:30:04,499 --> 00:30:05,265
New day and age.
871
00:30:05,265 --> 00:30:05,965
872
00:30:05,965 --> 00:30:07,165
Sounds like it.
873
00:30:07,165 --> 00:30:16,031
874
00:30:16,032 --> 00:30:19,532
Well, what do you say we determine this
875
00:30:19,532 --> 00:30:20,065
competition?
876
00:30:20,065 --> 00:30:22,498
877
00:30:22,499 --> 00:30:23,932
Let's settle the score.
878
00:30:23,932 --> 00:30:27,598
879
00:30:27,599 --> 00:30:29,232
Tell us who you choose.
880
00:30:29,232 --> 00:30:45,198
881
00:30:45,199 --> 00:30:46,732
Make an assessment.
882
00:30:46,732 --> 00:30:47,298
883
00:30:47,299 --> 00:30:47,732
Wow.
884
00:30:47,732 --> 00:30:48,198
885
00:30:48,199 --> 00:30:50,565
I just can't decide.
886
00:30:50,565 --> 00:30:50,698
887
00:30:50,699 --> 00:30:52,965
You two are so hot and beautiful.
888
00:30:52,965 --> 00:30:53,398
889
00:30:53,399 --> 00:30:54,732
You have to decide.
890
00:30:54,732 --> 00:30:54,965
891
00:30:54,965 --> 00:30:55,531
Now.
892
00:30:55,532 --> 00:30:58,165
893
00:30:58,165 --> 00:31:03,098
Mirror, mirror, they're just both equally hot.
894
00:31:03,099 --> 00:31:03,865
895
00:31:03,865 --> 00:31:08,931
But if I have to choose, Snow White.
896
00:31:08,932 --> 00:31:11,098
She's just...
897
00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:12,999
the beauty is just divine.
898
00:31:12,999 --> 00:31:16,132
899
00:31:16,132 --> 00:31:18,298
Well, you're banished.
900
00:31:18,299 --> 00:31:24,799
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