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[ominous music playing]
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[Emil] The audience--
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they want to see that even
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a good man as yourself can be
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- driven too far.
- Yeah, I understand that,
but that's not really my thing.
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[Lucy shrieks]
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[gunshot]
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Why can't you move?
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[Maximus] Someone stole my fusion core.
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What are you suggesting?
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We travel together, get the head
and take it to the Brotherhood.
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In exchange, you'll lend me the services
of your knights to save my father.
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- [wolf whistles]
- [Cooper] You know, I've never
done an advertisement before
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in my life.
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[Lucy] I wonder if anyone survived.
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I did.
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Lucy!
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[propulsive music playing]
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[screaming]
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Where are we?
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We're in the best place in the world.
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We're in a vault.
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[fanfare playing]
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Oh.
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Hello there.
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Yep, it's me, Cooper Howard,
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star of stage and screen.
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But I'm not here today
to talk to you about my latest picture.
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No, today I'm here to show you
a vast and wonderful place,
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not made by God Almighty
but the working man.
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A veritable Camelot of the nuclear age.
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Now, how 'bout we turn on some lights.
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[soft, rustic music playing]
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There, that's better.
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Now, I'm speaking to you from
deep inside the fully-livable
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Model 96JQ1164.
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And what a beaut she is.
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And what a song she sings.
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Now, that right there
is Vault 4's three-foot-thick lead casing.
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Strong enough to keep out the rads
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and the Reds.
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Each one of these underground burghs
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comes with all the modern amenities
you've come to expect
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from our rip-roarin' republic.
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Now, this corridor here
is Sycamore Street,
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where you'll wave howdy
to any one of your 200 neighbors
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on your way home for an enchanted evening
with your loved ones.
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Mm.
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Meet the Hawthornes.
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Now, this isn't just your average
all-American family.
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No, Lloyd and Cassandra here
are both scientists,
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specializing in the effects of radiation
on human DNA.
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[Cassandra] That's right.
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And we'll be living
and working right here in Vault 4,
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leading a community
governed entirely by scientists.
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Wait a second,
did you say "living down here"?
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Well, there hasn't been
a nuclear incident, has there?
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[Lloyd] Uh, no, not yet.
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But, uh, our family
and a group of 80 volunteers
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will be conducting
a five-year trial of Vault 4.
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To demonstrate to the world that,
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no matter what comes our way,
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America will be ready.
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Five years.
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Well, I may play a hero
in the movies, but...
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you all are heroes in real life.
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{\an8}And now you can be a hero, too.
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{\an8}By purchasing a residence
in a Vault-Tec vault today.
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{\an8}Because if the worst
should happen tomorrow,
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{\an8}the world is gonna need
Americans just like you
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{\an8}to build a better day after.
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{\an8}- [director] And cut.
- [bell rings]
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That was a great take. You happy?
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Fellas, are you happy?
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[chuckling]
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All right. Gary, I'm wrapped, right?
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- Yes, sir.
- Uh, how'd we do?
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- We were so nervous.
- Aw, you did great.
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Yeah, it was really lovely to meet you.
Thanks for coming out.
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Thank you so much. Good to meet you.
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- Mr. Howard, great work today.
- Ah.
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Oh, thanks. Thanks, man.
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Bud Askins. I oversee
our Southern California operations.
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- Ah.
- I, uh, came over to Vault-Tec
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in Q3 after a ten-year stint at West Tek.
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- [chuckles]
- West Tek.
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It's a defense contractor.
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Oh, I'm, uh, very familiar with you guys.
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You designed the T-45 power armor.
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First of its kind.
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No, I-I oversaw the-the rollout.
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You know, the design flaws
were ridiculous, but...
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- they sure looked great.
- I wore the T-45
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when we almost lost the great state
of Alaska to the Reds.
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Those design flaws of yours cost
a lot of good men and women their lives.
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Yeah. Product management was never my bag.
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I'm more focused on HR R&D now.
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Overseeing workflow optimization
of management timelines.
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I'm all about scale.
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Most people think scale means
increasing global market share.
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That's thinking in three dimensions,
and I'm talking about four.
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Because what is the ultimate weapon
to destroy your competition?
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It's not outselling them.
It's not outsmarting them.
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It's time.
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- Hmm.
- Time...
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- is the ultimate weapon.
- Uh-huh.
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- Yeah.
- [chuckles] Sounds complicated,
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but the future of all humanity
comes down to one word.
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Yeah, what's that?
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Management.
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[chuckling]
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- Well, I'm awful happy for you, Buck.
- [chuckling]
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Bud. Bud Askins.
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[sighs]
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- Hey.
- Ooh! [chuckling]
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[Cooper] Mmm.
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I'm at work.
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- Oh, how 'bout we clock out?
- [chuckles]
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- Oh.
- Huh? Nothing against
these colleagues of yours,
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but what do you say you and me knock back
a couple of piña coladas by the pool,
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- listen to the hi-fi.
- Mm.
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There is a wrap party.
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What, a... a wrap party?
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- For this?
- Yes.
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[sighs]
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All right. We go for a couple of hours,
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we shake a few hands--
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It's at our house.
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[sighs] The things
I'm willing to do for you
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never cease to amaze me.
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Mm.
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[♪ Alvino Rey and His Orchestra:
"Dardanella"]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
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Roosevelt, I'm sorry.
You can't come, buddy.
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I'm heading into enemy territory.
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[whispering] You be a good dog.
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Go to bed.
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- [music playing loudly]
- [indistinct chatter]
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Yeah, A Man and His Dog--
that movie's great.
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Mm. Yeah. I love that one, too.
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It was my real dog.
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Beautiful home, Mr. Howard.
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Thank you.
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[woman 1] Did Cooper Howard just walk by?
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[man 1] He was so good in that movie.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[man 2] [chuckles] Oh, it's him!
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[woman 2] Mr. Howard. Hello.
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Negotiations in Anchorage are having
a serious impact on presales.
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We'll have to circle up with D.C.
about that.
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Ideally before our quarterly
projection release.
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[laughing]
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Mr. Howard. Mr. Howard.
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Bud Askins.
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Right.
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Would you mind, you know,
doing the butler voice?
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- From the show?
- All right.
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I only do it for close friends
and beautiful women,
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but you two are already halfway there.
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- [laughs]
- Stop it.
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"I, Bartholomew Codsworth,
am ever ready to serve."
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[laughing]
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- Hoo-hoo!
- Perhaps
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when you finish your shift,
we could head up and party in the hot tub.
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What do you think of that?
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- Oh, no, no. No, thank you.
- No?
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[mutters] Okay.
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All right.
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Excuse me. Your wine.
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Well, shit, Seabass.
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You might be the only one of my invites
who actually showed up.
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[laughs]
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- [grunts]
- Yeah.
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- Not our usual scene, I'll give you that.
- No, it is not.
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I think our Hollywood actor friends
don't want to be seen
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celebrating with the pitchman
for the end of the world.
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Oh, you don't know the half of it.
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You hear I lost a movie over these ads?
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Yeah, showed up to set,
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the actors wouldn't
come out of their trailers.
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Bonnie Lewis said it was on moral grounds.
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Bonnie Lewis?
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She's done more ads
than a fucking billboard.
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- Yeah.
- Fucking Hollywood Reds.
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I'm telling you, radicalism
is sweeping through Hollywood
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like a bad case of the clap.
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Even got your friend, Charlie Whiteknife.
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Are you kidding me? Charlie?
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- Mm.
- I served
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- with that guy.
- They have meetings
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and everything.
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It's a shit show.
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But you, my friend,
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you know which way the wind is blowing.
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And it's that--
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a world run by people who wear
pocket protectors to a pool party.
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[nerd] ...about delivery platforms.
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Yeah, you might be right about that.
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I mean, I've dipped my bits
in the same gravy train.
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Sold my vocal rights to that
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spinning robot they sell
to housewives and perverts.
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Guess how much they paid me for that.
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Ten million?
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No, I got 186, pre-tax.
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Maybe you could've asked for more.
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Well, I did ask for more.
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And what did they say?
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My agent got them
to throw in one of those robots.
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- [laughs]
- The fuck
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were they thinking?
Every time I walk into my own house,
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my own voice saying,
"Hello, sir, do you want to sit down?"
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[laughing]
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It's fucking awful!
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I thought the studio owned that character.
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They did.
And then RobCo bought the studio.
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- Mm.
- Listen to me,
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Hollywood is the past. Forget Hollywood.
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The future, my friend, is products.
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You're a product. I'm a product.
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The end of the world is a product.
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Oh.
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And for those of us
who can successfully embrace that,
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I'd say the future is golden.
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To the future.
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To the future.
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[bell rings]
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[door opens]
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- [door closes]
- [Snip Snip] I, Bar-Bartholomew Codsworth,
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am ever ready to serve.
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[groans]
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Why, hello there, boys. [grunts softly]
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Now, y'all here for the ice cream social,
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I'm afraid I got some bad news for you.
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[Snip Snip stuttering]
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Let's get to-to it, shall we-shall we?
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Wai-Wai-Waiting.
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Take its fusion core.
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There's no fudge here,
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o-only a General Atomics Inter--
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[Troy] Destroying a legitimate business?
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That's illegal round these parts.
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Says who?
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The government.
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[tense music playing]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Dr. Edmundson sucks teeth]
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[groans softly]
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Using teeth for ammunition.
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Always finding new ways
to kill each other up there, aren't they?
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We'll need, uh, an antibiotic.
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I know you mentioned
you're eager to keep moving,
254
00:11:19,668 --> 00:11:22,334
but your friend is gonna have to
recover here for a couple of days
255
00:11:22,334 --> 00:11:23,543
before it's safe to travel.
256
00:11:23,543 --> 00:11:26,251
I'm fine. I'm fine.
257
00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:29,251
You had a rotten human tooth
lodged in your shoulder.
258
00:11:29,251 --> 00:11:30,543
You're not fine.
259
00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:33,043
Titus, this is a vault doctor.
260
00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:35,668
We should listen to his advice.
261
00:11:35,668 --> 00:11:38,876
We can't thank you enough
for letting us in and taking care of us.
262
00:11:38,876 --> 00:11:40,293
It's what we do here.
263
00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:42,418
Oh, and we found his armor.
264
00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:44,793
Our surface foragers
are bringing it back now.
265
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,626
[Lucy] Oh, that's great. Thank you.
266
00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:48,501
It's not ideal for us to stay put,
267
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:51,959
but, I got to admit,
it sure feels good to be back in a vault.
268
00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:54,959
[chuckles softly] I don't know
if you've been to the surface, but...
269
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:56,834
it is...
270
00:11:56,834 --> 00:11:57,918
not good.
271
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,876
I was born on the surface.
272
00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:02,251
Oh.
273
00:12:02,251 --> 00:12:03,501
Uh, sorry.
274
00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:05,001
I-I didn't know. You seem so--
275
00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:06,209
Normal?
276
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,959
- [chuckles]
- My mother was a courier.
277
00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:11,834
I was 11 and traveled with her to Filly.
278
00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:16,834
Three days' walk from home and we
could still feel the heat from the blast.
279
00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:19,084
You're from Shady Sands.
280
00:12:19,084 --> 00:12:20,293
Many of us are.
281
00:12:20,293 --> 00:12:23,418
We were lucky to find such
a hospitable community here in Vault 4.
282
00:12:23,418 --> 00:12:26,626
Yeah. So were we.
283
00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:28,793
[Birdie] We just need you to stay
in quarantine a few hours longer
284
00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:31,334
to make sure
you don't track in any contamination.
285
00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:34,876
Thank you so much.
286
00:12:38,418 --> 00:12:41,043
[sighs]
287
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:44,251
[♪ Percy Faith:
"Theme from 'A Summer Place'"]
288
00:12:55,293 --> 00:12:56,751
You smell good.
289
00:12:58,084 --> 00:13:00,084
What? [sniffs]
290
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,293
Oh.
291
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:10,043
You want to have sex?
292
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,668
You mean use my cock?
293
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,209
Yeah.
294
00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:19,668
[weak chuckle]
295
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:23,668
I don't know.
Uh, that weird thing could happen.
296
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,793
What weird thing?
297
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:28,126
Well, it's just, for some guys-- not me--
298
00:13:28,126 --> 00:13:31,876
uh, but for some guys, you know,
when they make it move,
299
00:13:31,876 --> 00:13:35,626
it gets all big and hard
like a big pimple and then it pops.
300
00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:39,543
And they say it can happen
to anybody, but it's still, it's...
301
00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:41,584
it's gross.
302
00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:44,251
You know, that's... uh,
that's actually completely normal.
303
00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:46,376
It happens all the time.
304
00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:48,709
Every time, ideally.
305
00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,084
I'm a knight.
306
00:13:58,084 --> 00:14:01,251
Um, a knight of the Brotherhood.
307
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,668
We're-we're not supposed to.
308
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,001
Okey dokey.
309
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:14,209
[sighs]
310
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,959
[ominous music playing]
311
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:32,168
Mind if I sit down?
312
00:14:32,168 --> 00:14:33,334
[indistinct chatter]
313
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,209
Mmm.
314
00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:45,376
We shouldn't be wasting time down here.
315
00:14:45,376 --> 00:14:47,709
You heard the doctor.
316
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:50,668
Besides, we made a deal
to find that head together,
317
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:52,751
and you're no good to me dead.
318
00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:57,334
- Also, I would feel bad.
- I think these people
are trying to trap us here.
319
00:14:57,334 --> 00:14:58,834
No, they're not.
320
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:02,043
And some of these people
are from the surface, like you.
321
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,793
[laughing]
322
00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:07,751
- Ah.
- Hi.
323
00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:11,126
This is a cult. Same as any.
324
00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:12,209
It's not a cult.
325
00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:15,959
- Everyone's smiling.
- Titus, this is a safe place,
326
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:18,626
where people take care of each other.
327
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:20,959
But why?
328
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:22,459
Well, because in the vaults,
329
00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:25,043
we recognize that
we all need each other,
330
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:27,376
just like I needed you on the surface.
331
00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:28,459
[intriguing music playing]
332
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:32,584
Now, we're stuck here
until you're able to travel.
333
00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:35,626
So, give this place a shot?
334
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:41,251
Sorry to interrupt your breakfast,
but our overseer
335
00:15:41,251 --> 00:15:43,709
wanted to say a quick hello.
336
00:15:44,793 --> 00:15:47,001
Overseer Benjamin, this is Lucy and Titus.
337
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:50,334
Hey, guys. Just wanted to say hi.
338
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:54,418
- Hello.
- And obviously, welcome to Vault 4.
339
00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:56,834
Just some housekeeping,
a few things to be aware of.
340
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:59,293
Stay out of Level 12, obviously.
341
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:01,459
We'd prefer you not go there.
342
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:05,293
Oh, and we only have one foosball table,
so if you want to play,
343
00:16:05,293 --> 00:16:06,959
you got to sign up.
344
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:10,293
If there's no pencil on the sign-up sheet,
please let me know.
345
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:13,459
I do have pencils.
346
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:17,751
Uh, oh, and if you're unfamiliar
with how the bathrooms work, just ask.
347
00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:21,709
Asking is less embarrassing
than getting it wrong. Trust me.
348
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:25,168
We've had incident after incident
with newcomers.
349
00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:28,084
- Okay, that should cover it.
- [short chuckle]
350
00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:32,251
Any questions or concerns beyond foosball
or pencils or bathrooms,
351
00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:33,876
Birdie's available.
352
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:36,668
And once again, welcome to Vault 4.
353
00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:38,543
We're glad to have you.
354
00:16:38,543 --> 00:16:41,293
- Thank you.
- [Benjamin] Mm.
355
00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:49,543
[clears throat]
356
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:52,793
[eerie music playing]
357
00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:56,959
Mm.
358
00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:10,334
That was weird, right?
359
00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:13,043
- The overseer?
- That's what I'm saying.
360
00:17:13,043 --> 00:17:14,293
- When people are nice--
- No.
361
00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:17,418
Titus, I'm... I'm talking about his eye.
362
00:17:17,418 --> 00:17:19,001
Lots of people have one eye.
363
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:22,043
Well, yeah, but...
364
00:17:22,043 --> 00:17:24,084
I mean, his was in the middle.
365
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,293
A little to the left.
366
00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:27,459
And the Level 12 stuff? I mean...
367
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,501
Oh.
368
00:17:34,876 --> 00:17:36,668
Sorry.
369
00:17:36,668 --> 00:17:38,626
Have a nice day. [chuckles]
370
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:41,709
[♪ Gene Armstrong and His Texas
Nite Hawks: "Lonely Hours"]
371
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:52,793
♪ Lonely hours ♪
372
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:57,209
♪ Away from you...
373
00:17:58,459 --> 00:18:01,126
Doesn't get any better than this.
374
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:04,168
Nope. It does not.
375
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,334
Mmm.
376
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:12,001
You ever... think about working
somewhere else?
377
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,459
I used to.
378
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:20,834
But with you doing these ads, it's...
it's practically the family business.
379
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,543
Maybe we get Janey a job in payroll
380
00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:24,209
- when she's 15.
- [Janey] Sit.
381
00:18:24,209 --> 00:18:26,293
- [chuckles]
- Oh, that's a good puppy.
382
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:29,501
I think about it. Quitting showbiz.
383
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:34,918
Buying us a ranch up in Bakersfield.
384
00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:38,418
Get back to being a real cowboy again.
385
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,251
And what would I do?
386
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:42,834
You would look pretty.
387
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,376
And help me raise chickens.
388
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:48,376
[laughs] No.
389
00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:50,418
You would look very good
in a pair of overalls.
390
00:18:50,418 --> 00:18:52,251
What's gotten into you?
391
00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:53,918
A gin martini.
392
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,584
[groans] I don't know.
393
00:18:57,584 --> 00:19:01,626
Maybe I've been reading
too much news lately.
394
00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:05,543
Got me second-guessing
the whole city life.
395
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:09,209
[sighs]
396
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:15,043
Oh, come on.
397
00:19:15,043 --> 00:19:16,709
Y-You've seen these around.
398
00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:18,126
Not on you, I haven't.
399
00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:20,918
Bud Askins-- he licensed them from RobCo.
400
00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:23,501
We're integrating them
with the Vault-Tec admission systems.
401
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:26,834
- Bud Askins.
- Bud Askins. Trust me, I know.
402
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,084
The company's filled with guys like him.
403
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,543
But Vault-Tec exists with or without me.
404
00:19:32,543 --> 00:19:35,459
Doesn't do anyone any good
to complain from the sidelines.
405
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:38,001
All I'm saying is we have this one life.
406
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:42,293
Do you really want to spend your
nine-to-fives working with these assholes?
407
00:19:42,293 --> 00:19:44,293
I need this job, Coop.
408
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:46,918
- It guarantees us a spot in the vaults.
- We got money.
409
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:48,418
We can buy a spot in the vaults.
410
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,293
One of the good vaults.
411
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,876
What's that supposed to mean?
412
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:04,376
I'm doing what I can, okay?
413
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:07,501
Just... trust me.
414
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,209
Please.
415
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:14,584
Yeah.
416
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:16,668
[pensive music playing]
417
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:23,709
[news anchor] As all nations race
418
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:26,293
to secure uranium
and control the future of energy,
419
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,126
a shortage has emerged,
turning even allies
420
00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:31,418
into potential competitors.
421
00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:33,751
Will energy prices surge this winter
422
00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:36,084
- and will it lead to an expanded war?
- [chuckles softly]
423
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:38,126
Details after a word
from our newest sponsor...
424
00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:41,251
Sorry you couldn't make it
to the party the other night, Charlie.
425
00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:44,668
Guess you had one of your meetings, huh?
426
00:20:44,668 --> 00:20:47,293
One of your Communist meetings?
Come on, man.
427
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:50,668
We watched people die together up north
fighting against all that horseshit.
428
00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:52,084
Yeah, and for what?
429
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,709
What do you mean, for what?
For the American dream.
430
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:58,918
We're actors.
We make movies, Charlie.
431
00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:01,043
Yeah, the American dream has me
getting shot in the ass by you all day.
432
00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:04,043
You got five acres in Tarzana.
I think you're doing all right.
433
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:05,793
It don't matter, Coop.
434
00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:10,126
- Vault-Tec's the fucking devil, man.
- My wife works there.
435
00:21:10,126 --> 00:21:13,543
- You really think Barb's the devil?
- No, no, okay, I...
436
00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:15,418
I like Barb, okay?
437
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,668
Do you know what
"fiduciary responsibility" means?
438
00:21:19,668 --> 00:21:21,126
- Fiduciary responsibility?
- Yeah.
439
00:21:21,126 --> 00:21:23,876
No, I have no fucking idea.
440
00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:25,751
I play a cowboy for a living.
441
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,584
Okay.
So, the U.S. government has outsourced
442
00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:30,834
the survival of the human race
to Vault-Tec.
443
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:33,626
- [laughs]
- Vault-Tec is a private corporation
444
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,293
that has a fiduciary responsibility
to make money for its investors.
445
00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:38,834
And how does it make money?
446
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,334
- By selling vaults.
- That's called capitalism, Charlie.
447
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,376
But they can't sell vaults
if these peace negotiations go through.
448
00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:49,001
So Vault-Tec
has a fiduciary responsibility
449
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:51,251
to make sure that it don't work out.
450
00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:54,209
[sighs] Yeah. How they gonna do that?
451
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:55,959
I don't know.
452
00:21:58,376 --> 00:22:00,543
You remember that movie
we did with Johnny Morton--
453
00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:03,084
you were the sheriff
and I was some generic Indian?
454
00:22:03,084 --> 00:22:05,959
Come on, man, don't say that.
Tallhand Mudlake could talk to horses.
455
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,043
You played him with grace
and with dignity.
456
00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:09,918
It was a great role for you.
457
00:22:09,918 --> 00:22:11,584
Morton played a rancher
who owned half of Missouri.
458
00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:14,334
And what happens when the cattle ranchers
have more power than the sheriff?
459
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:17,668
- The whole town burns down.
- The whole town burns down. Right.
460
00:22:17,668 --> 00:22:20,168
Vault-Tec is a trillion dollar company
that owns half of everything.
461
00:22:20,168 --> 00:22:23,334
And after ten years of war,
the U.S. government is broker than a joke.
462
00:22:23,334 --> 00:22:25,751
The cattle ranchers are in charge, Coop.
463
00:22:25,751 --> 00:22:27,501
Oh, come on.
464
00:22:27,501 --> 00:22:29,834
Unless the people do something about it.
465
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:32,001
I guess everything's a conspiracy, right?
466
00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:34,251
- Come on, man,
you sound like you're in a cult.
- And you're sitting here
467
00:22:34,251 --> 00:22:36,501
defending a system that's ready
to set the world on fire, Cooper.
468
00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:39,084
Maybe you're the one in the cult.
469
00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:40,501
[mutters]
470
00:22:43,209 --> 00:22:45,043
Look.
471
00:22:45,043 --> 00:22:47,043
You should come to a meeting.
472
00:22:47,043 --> 00:22:49,626
You should learn the truth
about where your wife works.
473
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:54,501
For her sake.
474
00:22:54,501 --> 00:22:56,584
[suspenseful music playing]
475
00:23:06,793 --> 00:23:08,626
Bartender, can I get one more?
476
00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:15,876
[phone ringing]
477
00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:22,084
- Hello?
- [man] Hello! May I speak to Barb, please?
478
00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:23,834
- Who is it?
- It's Henry.
479
00:23:23,834 --> 00:23:26,251
Henry from the Vault-Tec
assistant training program.
480
00:23:26,251 --> 00:23:28,001
Is this Mr. Cooper Howard?
481
00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:31,543
Uh, I'm sorry, Henry, but my wife prefers
not to take work calls in the evenings.
482
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:32,876
Oh, no, no, no, uh,
it'll just be a few minutes.
483
00:23:32,876 --> 00:23:34,459
- Okay. All right, bye-bye.
- I have some questions for her. I don't--
484
00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:38,418
Uh, that was Henry. From work.
485
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,876
Do you have a... a new assistant?
486
00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:42,043
Yeah, I do.
487
00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:44,751
Yeah? Is Janey asleep?
488
00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:47,293
Uh, she's reading
Little House on the Prairie to Roosevelt.
489
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,751
Ah. Does he like it?
490
00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:55,418
What?
491
00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:58,751
It's going to be hard on her, that's all.
492
00:24:00,334 --> 00:24:01,834
What is?
493
00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:04,334
You know, no dogs in the vaults.
494
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,501
Says who?
495
00:24:14,501 --> 00:24:16,168
[Barb] Hmm?
496
00:24:18,084 --> 00:24:20,834
No dogs in the vaults. Says who?
497
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,418
Well... that's just
498
00:24:24,418 --> 00:24:26,876
the, um... that's the policy.
499
00:24:27,959 --> 00:24:29,334
You know, dogs eat meat.
500
00:24:30,418 --> 00:24:32,001
It's an avoidable inefficiency.
501
00:24:32,001 --> 00:24:34,001
Ah.
502
00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:35,501
Yeah.
503
00:24:39,418 --> 00:24:41,709
That's not really the question, is it?
504
00:24:41,709 --> 00:24:44,626
All I'm asking is
505
00:24:44,626 --> 00:24:47,126
who decided that
there were no dogs in the vault?
506
00:24:47,126 --> 00:24:50,834
Well, I think that
is a relatively trivial concern,
507
00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:53,334
given the prerequisite conditions
of us living in
508
00:24:53,334 --> 00:24:54,793
a nuclear fallout shelter.
509
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:58,418
Well, you know, I'm not sure that it is,
to be quite honest.
510
00:24:58,418 --> 00:24:59,918
What?
511
00:24:59,918 --> 00:25:01,459
I'm serious.
512
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:04,168
Who-who ma-- who makes the rules?
513
00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:06,668
Because no dogs allowed--
that is a new rule.
514
00:25:06,668 --> 00:25:10,584
Somebody decided that
and didn't share it with fucking anyone.
515
00:25:12,418 --> 00:25:13,751
I mean, what else
do you have in store for us?
516
00:25:13,751 --> 00:25:15,918
Are the-are the blue jumpsuits--
517
00:25:15,918 --> 00:25:17,918
are those mandatory? What if
I don’t want to wear a blue jumpsuit?
518
00:25:17,918 --> 00:25:19,709
- What if I want to wear a green one?
- So the bomb falls,
519
00:25:19,709 --> 00:25:21,209
and you want to know about your wardrobe?
520
00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:23,209
No, I want to know about my freedom.
521
00:25:23,209 --> 00:25:25,751
I didn't go to war defending that freedom
522
00:25:25,751 --> 00:25:27,626
so that I could live in a cellar
under the boot heel
523
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,251
of Chairman Bud Askins.
524
00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:33,293
And while you were away at war,
I stayed home.
525
00:25:33,293 --> 00:25:35,543
- I know you--
- I was checking the mail
526
00:25:35,543 --> 00:25:36,959
- every day.
- I know.
527
00:25:36,959 --> 00:25:38,834
I was waiting by the phone every night.
528
00:25:38,834 --> 00:25:41,876
And every night I was driving myself crazy
529
00:25:41,876 --> 00:25:43,043
imagining the worst.
530
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:47,043
So, you do not need to tell me
how bad war is, Coop.
531
00:25:47,043 --> 00:25:49,543
Every day I go into work and I think about
532
00:25:49,543 --> 00:25:52,918
how humanity can survive a nuclear event
533
00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:56,209
that will wipe out 90% of life on earth
and I come home
534
00:25:56,209 --> 00:25:59,668
and you're talking to me about
hiding out at a ranch up in Bakersfield.
535
00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:03,751
You know, I don’t even know
what planet you're on sometimes, Coop.
536
00:26:03,751 --> 00:26:07,293
But when the bombs drop,
a two-hour drive ain't gonna cut it.
537
00:26:07,293 --> 00:26:10,709
So yes, there will be no dogs
in the vaults.
538
00:26:10,709 --> 00:26:13,168
And no, none of it is ideal.
539
00:26:13,168 --> 00:26:16,959
But if billions of people
are going to lose their lives,
540
00:26:16,959 --> 00:26:19,126
I will do whatever it takes
to make sure the people I love--
541
00:26:19,126 --> 00:26:21,334
that is you and that is Janey--
542
00:26:21,334 --> 00:26:23,043
aren't among them.
543
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,918
I have worked hard
544
00:26:27,918 --> 00:26:30,626
to make sure we go into
545
00:26:30,626 --> 00:26:32,626
a special vault for management,
546
00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:36,209
where we will oversee
all of the other vaults.
547
00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:42,168
You don't get it.
That is the best we can possibly hope for.
548
00:26:43,209 --> 00:26:45,126
For Janey.
549
00:26:45,126 --> 00:26:47,209
[haunting music playing]
550
00:26:52,584 --> 00:26:54,043
Hey, hey.
551
00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,293
- Hey, hey, hey.
- [sniffles, whimpers]
552
00:26:56,293 --> 00:26:58,293
Come here.
553
00:27:00,876 --> 00:27:02,418
I'm sorry.
554
00:27:02,418 --> 00:27:05,834
I know you always
try to do the right thing.
555
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,501
That's what I love about you.
556
00:27:24,418 --> 00:27:28,793
And when you turn the little handle
up top, it all goes away.
557
00:27:28,793 --> 00:27:30,709
Yep, that's...
558
00:27:30,709 --> 00:27:33,043
- how a toilet works.
- Mm-hmm.
559
00:27:33,043 --> 00:27:34,959
I'm-I'm actually from a vault.
560
00:27:34,959 --> 00:27:36,334
You're what?
561
00:27:36,334 --> 00:27:39,709
- I'm from a vault.
- So you are.
562
00:27:39,709 --> 00:27:43,709
- Goosey MacLean.
- Oh, no, no. It's-it's Lucy.
563
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:51,668
Nope, it says Goosey. Hmm.
564
00:27:51,668 --> 00:27:53,709
But hey, that's something.
565
00:27:53,709 --> 00:27:56,793
You don't meet a natural-born
vault dweller every day.
566
00:27:56,793 --> 00:27:58,043
We're a dying breed.
567
00:27:58,043 --> 00:28:00,709
Oh, you're... you're from here?
568
00:28:00,709 --> 00:28:03,543
- Five generations, and proud of it.
- Ah.
569
00:28:03,543 --> 00:28:05,001
I just thought because...
570
00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:11,418
Because so many, uh, people here
seem to be refugees
571
00:28:11,418 --> 00:28:13,793
- from the surface.
- Tell me about it.
572
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,668
Ooh. These people.
573
00:28:15,668 --> 00:28:17,043
Am I right? [chuckles]
574
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:19,084
[groans]
575
00:28:19,084 --> 00:28:21,001
I grabbed a moldy one. [clears throat]
576
00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:22,418
- What do you mean by that?
- Well,
577
00:28:22,418 --> 00:28:25,168
you won't find anyone
more open-minded than me,
578
00:28:25,168 --> 00:28:28,834
but they come in here
with their smelly food
579
00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,918
and their weird ideas.
580
00:28:32,459 --> 00:28:34,376
You're from a vault. You get it.
581
00:28:34,376 --> 00:28:36,626
I-I don't understand.
If you don't like people from the surface
582
00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:38,043
then why do you keep taking them in?
583
00:28:38,043 --> 00:28:40,418
It's a policy from before my time.
584
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,543
But these newcomers, ooh, let me tell you,
585
00:28:42,543 --> 00:28:45,876
if you want to get elected,
you have to respect their traditions
586
00:28:45,876 --> 00:28:49,626
and tolerate them
and not call them "surfies." It's awful.
587
00:28:50,709 --> 00:28:54,043
What, you don't
take in surface dwellers in your vault?
588
00:28:54,043 --> 00:28:57,251
Well, to be honest, no, we don't.
589
00:28:57,251 --> 00:28:59,459
- What is that like?
- No,
590
00:28:59,459 --> 00:29:01,126
I think what you're doing here
is a really good thing.
591
00:29:01,126 --> 00:29:03,584
I saw what was left of Shady Sands.
592
00:29:03,584 --> 00:29:07,334
An entire city just destroyed
in an instant. It...
593
00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:10,918
I mean, some of these people
lost everything.
594
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:13,501
And that was a tragedy.
595
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:16,834
So we took our share of them in
and gave them a home
596
00:29:16,834 --> 00:29:18,418
because it's what we do.
597
00:29:18,418 --> 00:29:20,709
But it's like you can't
make a funny joke about it
598
00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:22,043
without offending these guys.
599
00:29:22,043 --> 00:29:25,293
I mean, one funny joke I told
on maybe ten occasions.
600
00:29:25,293 --> 00:29:27,626
- What was the joke?
- [scoffs]
601
00:29:27,626 --> 00:29:28,709
I forget.
602
00:29:28,709 --> 00:29:31,418
All I know is it was a huge bomb.
603
00:29:32,418 --> 00:29:35,084
[chuckles] Pretty good, right?
604
00:29:35,084 --> 00:29:37,584
Oh, she doesn't get it.
[clears throat]
605
00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:38,959
Any other questions?
606
00:29:38,959 --> 00:29:41,668
I do have one. Uh...
607
00:29:41,668 --> 00:29:44,834
What's on Level 12
and why can't we go there?
608
00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:46,418
We don't talk about that.
609
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,376
- Geez, what's the matter with you?
- Sorry, I--
610
00:29:48,376 --> 00:29:49,959
- I just--
- You should go now.
611
00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:52,376
- I only wanted to--
- Goodbye, Goosey.
612
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:54,709
[tense music playing]
613
00:29:59,293 --> 00:30:01,251
Skedaddle.
614
00:30:09,918 --> 00:30:12,001
[suspenseful music playing]
615
00:30:29,626 --> 00:30:31,626
♪ ♪
616
00:30:47,543 --> 00:30:48,543
Hey.
617
00:30:53,209 --> 00:30:55,168
Where do you guys get your power from?
618
00:31:21,834 --> 00:31:23,459
[pulsing steadily]
619
00:31:43,918 --> 00:31:46,251
[Birdie] I see you found our fusion core.
620
00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:53,084
How are we adjusting to life down here?
621
00:31:53,084 --> 00:31:55,126
Does it matter?
622
00:31:55,126 --> 00:31:56,668
I'm leaving soon.
623
00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:02,001
Aren't I?
624
00:32:04,126 --> 00:32:06,584
Some people who come here
have a hard time adjusting
625
00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:09,001
to finally feeling safe.
626
00:32:10,251 --> 00:32:13,793
All the things you've had to do to survive
still fresh in your mind.
627
00:32:17,626 --> 00:32:21,126
Trust doesn't come easily to those of us
with a guilty conscience.
628
00:32:26,376 --> 00:32:27,501
Here.
629
00:32:27,501 --> 00:32:29,501
Unit 428.
630
00:32:29,501 --> 00:32:32,584
How about you sleep in a room
of your own tonight?
631
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,918
Have a hot shower.
632
00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:37,751
Nothing wrong with
a little bit of comfort.
633
00:32:45,626 --> 00:32:49,209
Um, when you say "hot shower,"
what does-what does that mean, exactly?
634
00:32:49,209 --> 00:32:51,293
[gentle pop music playing
indistinctly over P.A.]
635
00:32:51,293 --> 00:32:52,793
[indistinct chatter, laughing]
636
00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:03,918
[laughs]
637
00:33:11,126 --> 00:33:13,126
[eerie music playing]
638
00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:41,834
♪ ♪
639
00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:56,168
[♪ June Christy:
"Give Me the Simple Life"]
640
00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:58,668
♪ I don't believe
in fretting and grieving ♪
641
00:33:58,668 --> 00:34:01,584
♪ Why mess around with strife? ♪
642
00:34:01,584 --> 00:34:03,834
♪ I never was cut out ♪
643
00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,668
♪ To step and strut out ♪
644
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:09,084
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
645
00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:13,084
♪ Some find it pleasant
dining on pheasant ♪
646
00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:15,834
♪ Those things roll off my knife ♪
647
00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:19,668
♪ Just serve me tomatoes
and mashed potatoes ♪
648
00:34:20,751 --> 00:34:23,126
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
649
00:34:23,126 --> 00:34:26,626
♪ A cottage small is all I'm after ♪
650
00:34:26,626 --> 00:34:30,209
♪ Not one that's spacious and wide ♪
651
00:34:30,209 --> 00:34:33,793
♪ A house that rings with joy
and laughter ♪
652
00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:37,918
♪ And the ones you love inside ♪
653
00:34:37,918 --> 00:34:41,334
♪ Some like the high road,
I like the low road ♪
654
00:34:41,334 --> 00:34:44,209
♪ Free from the care and strife ♪
655
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:48,043
♪ Sounds corny and seedy,
but yes indeedy ♪
656
00:34:48,043 --> 00:34:50,918
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
657
00:34:58,001 --> 00:35:01,959
♪ I never was cut out
to step and strut out ♪
658
00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:05,543
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
659
00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:16,084
♪ Just serve me tomatoes
and mashed potatoes ♪
660
00:35:16,084 --> 00:35:18,751
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
661
00:35:18,751 --> 00:35:22,501
♪ A cottage small is all I'm after ♪
662
00:35:22,501 --> 00:35:25,376
♪ Not one that's spacious and wide ♪
663
00:35:25,376 --> 00:35:28,834
♪ A house that rings with joy
and laughter...
664
00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:30,376
Excuse me.
665
00:35:30,376 --> 00:35:32,459
Yes.
666
00:35:38,418 --> 00:35:39,918
What is this?
667
00:35:39,918 --> 00:35:42,001
[wistful music playing]
668
00:36:07,626 --> 00:36:09,626
♪ ♪
669
00:36:39,751 --> 00:36:41,501
[dramatic music playing]
670
00:37:03,293 --> 00:37:05,001
- [door opens]
- [vault dweller] It's almost starting.
671
00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:07,043
[door closes]
672
00:37:23,626 --> 00:37:24,668
Oh, uh, excuse me?
673
00:37:24,668 --> 00:37:26,209
What's going on?
674
00:37:26,209 --> 00:37:27,918
It's a Surface Dweller tradition.
675
00:37:27,918 --> 00:37:30,293
It can get a little rambunctious
for my taste.
676
00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:36,043
You're welcome to come.
677
00:37:37,543 --> 00:37:39,209
Sure.
678
00:37:46,418 --> 00:37:48,501
[ominous music playing]
679
00:38:04,876 --> 00:38:06,584
[Sorrel] Well, shit.
680
00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:09,918
Why, Sorrel Booker.
681
00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:13,084
[both laughing]
682
00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:17,584
I heard it was a ghoul
that fucked up that Super Duper Mart.
683
00:38:17,584 --> 00:38:19,668
Nobody told me it was the ghoul.
684
00:38:19,668 --> 00:38:21,584
Mm. Mm.
685
00:38:23,251 --> 00:38:25,001
You boys know who you just brought in?
686
00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:27,709
This sumbitch right here
687
00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:31,209
used to be the best bounty hunter
to ever shoot a man in the ass.
688
00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:34,668
Kids these days don't know
their goddamn history.
689
00:38:34,668 --> 00:38:36,626
Say, you got a needle and thread?
690
00:38:36,626 --> 00:38:39,084
[Troy scoffs] Sorry,
691
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:41,334
we don't do a lot of knitting 'round here.
692
00:38:41,334 --> 00:38:43,793
It's called sewing.
693
00:38:43,793 --> 00:38:45,876
I think I got some in my bag.
694
00:39:00,376 --> 00:39:02,376
[grunts softly]
695
00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:07,251
Would you mind?
696
00:39:08,876 --> 00:39:12,293
Aw, come on now, Sorrel,
we old friends, ain't we?
697
00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:23,543
Look at you. 200 years.
698
00:39:24,668 --> 00:39:27,334
I don't know what keeps you going.
699
00:39:27,334 --> 00:39:29,793
Maybe you just like the feeling
700
00:39:29,793 --> 00:39:32,501
of that good old California sunshine
701
00:39:32,501 --> 00:39:35,209
on your wrinkly-ass face.
702
00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:40,668
Or maybe you're still looking for her.
703
00:39:43,543 --> 00:39:44,709
Well, Sorrel...
704
00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:49,126
I can confidently cross
one reason off that list for you.
705
00:39:49,126 --> 00:39:51,626
I sure as hell ain't still alive
706
00:39:51,626 --> 00:39:53,918
so that I can have
unintelligent conversations
707
00:39:53,918 --> 00:39:55,918
with dipshits like yourself.
708
00:39:58,376 --> 00:40:00,543
Mind your fucking mouth.
709
00:40:00,543 --> 00:40:03,209
That's the president of the government
you're talking to.
710
00:40:06,751 --> 00:40:08,168
Oh...
711
00:40:09,918 --> 00:40:11,959
You a president now?
712
00:40:11,959 --> 00:40:13,876
Don't see why not.
713
00:40:13,876 --> 00:40:16,584
Well, then you might
want to hire a publicist.
714
00:40:16,584 --> 00:40:19,043
'Cause this is the first
I'm hearing about this outfit.
715
00:40:19,043 --> 00:40:22,543
Now, what I am hearing
is a whole lot of chatter
716
00:40:22,543 --> 00:40:24,209
about some woman.
717
00:40:24,209 --> 00:40:25,876
Name of Moldaver.
718
00:40:30,584 --> 00:40:32,376
They call her the Flame Mother.
719
00:40:33,501 --> 00:40:35,126
Now, that bitch is dangerous.
720
00:40:35,126 --> 00:40:37,751
Well, when it comes to leadership
these days,
721
00:40:37,751 --> 00:40:40,668
dangerous is what they call
a prerequisite.
722
00:40:40,668 --> 00:40:43,418
Somebody's got to step up
and bring some order around here.
723
00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:46,168
You know why these boys brought you in?
724
00:40:46,168 --> 00:40:47,584
[Ghoul] 'Cause I fucked up
725
00:40:47,584 --> 00:40:50,293
a poor, defenseless
gang-affiliated organ dealership?
726
00:40:50,293 --> 00:40:52,043
- Yep.
- Mm.
727
00:40:52,043 --> 00:40:54,959
- Now, I've always liked you.
- Well, I've always liked you.
728
00:40:54,959 --> 00:40:58,668
Well, ain't that sweet?
But that Super Duper Mart you gutted
729
00:40:58,668 --> 00:41:00,251
was under our protection.
730
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:05,001
So, if I wanted to let you go scot-free,
731
00:41:05,001 --> 00:41:07,876
folks might lose faith
about what we're trying to do here.
732
00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:09,126
And then what?
733
00:41:10,543 --> 00:41:12,376
Anarchy in the streets.
734
00:41:12,376 --> 00:41:14,793
Exactly.
735
00:41:14,793 --> 00:41:17,709
Now, you got anything to say
in your defense?
736
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,376
Guilty as charged.
737
00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:21,001
Just like that?
738
00:41:21,001 --> 00:41:22,334
[suspenseful music playing]
739
00:41:22,334 --> 00:41:25,626
Just like that.
740
00:41:25,626 --> 00:41:27,876
Now, if you need any more evidence,
741
00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:31,584
I can tell you about this town
I just shot up, Filly.
742
00:41:31,584 --> 00:41:35,126
Oh, I must have killed nine or ten people.
743
00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:36,876
My daddy lives in Filly.
744
00:41:36,876 --> 00:41:39,334
Well, not no more he don't,
745
00:41:39,334 --> 00:41:41,043
unless he's a coward.
746
00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:43,584
Don't take the bait, son.
747
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:47,209
Well, I ain't fishing.
I'm just trying to game this out, now.
748
00:41:47,209 --> 00:41:51,209
In my experience, the apple
tends not to fall too far from the tree.
749
00:41:52,959 --> 00:41:55,209
Is that true in your case?
750
00:41:55,209 --> 00:41:57,626
My daddy ain't no coward.
751
00:41:57,626 --> 00:42:01,043
Well, then I guess the only question is...
752
00:42:02,251 --> 00:42:03,876
...are you?
753
00:42:05,584 --> 00:42:06,834
[Sorrel] Sheriff Rex.
754
00:42:07,918 --> 00:42:10,043
Take Sheriff Troy's guns away.
755
00:42:13,459 --> 00:42:15,751
Very presidential of you.
756
00:42:17,293 --> 00:42:19,626
[Sorrel] Take him out back
and feed him to the hogs.
757
00:42:27,459 --> 00:42:28,793
[grunting]
758
00:42:40,501 --> 00:42:42,084
Goddamn it.
759
00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:45,834
I got one question for you, ol' buddy.
760
00:42:45,834 --> 00:42:48,459
Why...
761
00:42:51,418 --> 00:42:54,418
do you have this picture on your wall?
762
00:42:54,418 --> 00:42:56,626
That's Moldaver.
763
00:42:58,209 --> 00:42:59,959
Why?
764
00:43:01,751 --> 00:43:04,001
Well, that's not
how I remember her, is all.
765
00:43:05,293 --> 00:43:06,793
Yeah?
766
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:09,751
Well, how do you remember her?
767
00:43:13,626 --> 00:43:17,376
[♪ The Metrotones: "Skitter Skatter"
playing on radio]
768
00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:21,209
♪ Well, what would you do
if your baby left you alone? ♪
769
00:43:21,209 --> 00:43:23,293
[engine stops]
770
00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:31,084
[intriguing music playing]
771
00:43:35,084 --> 00:43:37,293
[sighs]
772
00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:48,751
[indistinct chatter]
773
00:44:12,459 --> 00:44:14,251
- Hi.
- Hey.
774
00:44:22,959 --> 00:44:24,668
[sighs]
775
00:44:40,376 --> 00:44:42,376
[all exhaling slowly]
776
00:45:06,084 --> 00:45:08,084
♪ ♪
777
00:45:26,793 --> 00:45:28,793
♪ ♪
778
00:45:57,834 --> 00:45:58,834
Thanks for coming.
779
00:45:58,834 --> 00:46:00,418
Yeah, we'll see if I stay.
780
00:46:00,418 --> 00:46:01,959
You'll stay.
781
00:46:15,084 --> 00:46:17,126
Flame Mother, we remember.
782
00:46:17,126 --> 00:46:18,209
[all] Flame Mother,
783
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:20,168
we remember.
784
00:46:20,168 --> 00:46:21,959
[Birdie] We bring back the past
785
00:46:21,959 --> 00:46:23,251
as we remember.
786
00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:25,751
We bring back the past
as we remember.
787
00:46:25,751 --> 00:46:27,918
We bring back Shady Sands...
788
00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:30,001
We bring back Shady Sands.
789
00:46:30,001 --> 00:46:32,168
- ...as we remember.
- [all] As we remember.
790
00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:36,126
- We bring back those taken from us.
- We bring back those taken from us.
791
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:38,418
We bring back those taken from us...
792
00:46:38,418 --> 00:46:40,709
We bring back those taken from us.
793
00:46:40,709 --> 00:46:43,126
...by covering ourselves in their ashes.
794
00:46:43,126 --> 00:46:45,793
By covering ourselves in their ashes.
795
00:46:45,793 --> 00:46:47,584
[Birdie] We bring back those taken from us
796
00:46:47,584 --> 00:46:49,918
by covering ourselves in their ashes.
797
00:46:49,918 --> 00:46:52,376
[all] By covering ourselves
in their ashes.
798
00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:55,043
To bring back Shady Sands,
blood must spill.
799
00:46:55,043 --> 00:46:58,334
[all] To bring back Shady Sands,
blood must spill.
800
00:46:58,334 --> 00:46:59,751
I think there's somebody you should meet.
801
00:46:59,751 --> 00:47:01,418
- Yeah, who's that?
- [all] Blood must spill.
802
00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:04,543
- Blood must spill.
- Blood must spill.
803
00:47:04,543 --> 00:47:05,959
[Birdie] Blood must spill.
804
00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:10,043
- Blood must spill.
- [Birdie] To bring back Shady Sands,
blood must spill.
805
00:47:10,043 --> 00:47:13,293
To bring back Shady Sands,
blood must spill.
806
00:47:13,293 --> 00:47:15,209
- Oh, Flame Mother...
- Oh, Flame Mother...
807
00:47:15,209 --> 00:47:18,334
Oh, Flame Mother,
you will be our salvation.
808
00:47:18,334 --> 00:47:21,668
Oh, Flame Mother, you will be
our salvation.
809
00:47:25,918 --> 00:47:27,334
Mr. Howard?
810
00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:34,584
[all] Oh, Flame Mother,
811
00:47:34,584 --> 00:47:36,918
you will be our salvation.
812
00:47:38,001 --> 00:47:39,126
I'm a big fan.
813
00:48:04,126 --> 00:48:05,334
Titus?!
814
00:48:07,793 --> 00:48:09,334
We need to talk...
815
00:48:10,334 --> 00:48:11,959
Yes.
816
00:48:11,959 --> 00:48:14,418
[♪ Jack Shaindlin: "I'm Tickled Pink"]
817
00:48:14,418 --> 00:48:15,834
You were right about this place.
818
00:48:15,834 --> 00:48:16,918
No.
819
00:48:16,918 --> 00:48:20,751
You were right. Check this out.
These are called oysters.
820
00:48:20,751 --> 00:48:23,751
You want one?
They make you feel so good.
821
00:48:23,751 --> 00:48:26,001
You want to make my cock explode now?
822
00:48:26,001 --> 00:48:28,584
- What?
- Sorry, intercourse?
823
00:48:28,584 --> 00:48:30,334
No, Titus.
824
00:48:30,334 --> 00:48:32,959
No, we need to leave. Right now.
825
00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:34,668
These people are insane.
826
00:48:34,668 --> 00:48:37,293
- Yeah, they're like you.
A little weird, but nice.
- No.
827
00:48:37,293 --> 00:48:39,376
Plus, my arm. You know, I really...
828
00:48:39,376 --> 00:48:41,209
I ought to give it a little more time.
829
00:48:44,459 --> 00:48:47,334
Okay. Titus, look,
830
00:48:47,334 --> 00:48:48,959
I get why you'd want to stay.
831
00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:51,334
Okay? I really do, I...
832
00:48:51,334 --> 00:48:54,876
I know this must all seem really nice
compared to the-the shoot show
833
00:48:54,876 --> 00:48:55,959
that's up there.
834
00:48:55,959 --> 00:48:58,584
I wouldn't blame you
if you wanted to go back on our deal
835
00:48:58,584 --> 00:49:02,084
and-and just be somewhere
that is good and safe.
836
00:49:03,668 --> 00:49:05,084
But this isn't it.
837
00:49:05,084 --> 00:49:07,001
They gave me a robe.
838
00:49:07,001 --> 00:49:08,043
I know.
839
00:49:08,043 --> 00:49:10,043
And slippers.
840
00:49:11,543 --> 00:49:13,626
These people are hiding something from us
841
00:49:13,626 --> 00:49:15,709
and I'm gonna prove it to you, okay?
842
00:49:15,709 --> 00:49:16,876
I'm not leaving without you.
843
00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:22,043
♪ Say then we'll be married ♪
844
00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:25,668
♪ In the month of May ♪
845
00:49:31,876 --> 00:49:33,876
[dramatic music playing]
846
00:49:55,543 --> 00:49:57,959
[doors open]
847
00:50:24,751 --> 00:50:26,751
♪ ♪
848
00:50:56,459 --> 00:50:58,459
♪ ♪
849
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,584
♪ ♪
850
00:51:32,709 --> 00:51:34,709
[woman panting]
851
00:51:45,168 --> 00:51:47,168
[grunting]
852
00:51:50,626 --> 00:51:51,834
[moans]
853
00:51:56,959 --> 00:51:58,959
[screaming]
854
00:52:10,376 --> 00:52:11,334
- [button clicks]
- [recording stops]
855
00:52:11,334 --> 00:52:13,418
[monitors beeping steadily]
856
00:52:16,584 --> 00:52:18,584
[sinister music playing]
857
00:52:52,459 --> 00:52:54,459
♪ ♪
858
00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:22,501
[short chuckle] Glad you' re all right.
859
00:53:24,751 --> 00:53:28,084
When I saw the door was open, I worried
one of you might have gotten out.
860
00:53:39,709 --> 00:53:41,209
[shoe squeaks]
861
00:53:42,334 --> 00:53:43,543
Hello?
862
00:53:51,584 --> 00:53:53,584
[alarm blaring]
863
00:54:10,418 --> 00:54:12,959
Aah! [shouting]
864
00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:14,876
[grunting]
865
00:54:28,834 --> 00:54:31,584
No! You're crazy!
866
00:54:31,584 --> 00:54:35,876
You people are crazy!
Your entire culture is insane!
867
00:54:35,876 --> 00:54:37,126
I'm sure if we came to your home
868
00:54:37,126 --> 00:54:38,626
- we would say the same thing.
- [grunts] Get off!
869
00:54:40,876 --> 00:54:42,876
No! [groaning]
870
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:58,209
{\an8}[♪ Jack Shaindlin: "I'm Tickled Pink"
resumes]
871
00:55:01,334 --> 00:55:03,543
{\an8}♪ I'm tickled pink ♪
872
00:55:03,543 --> 00:55:06,709
{\an8}♪ That things are rosy ♪
873
00:55:06,709 --> 00:55:11,543
{\an8}♪ And skies are blue once again ♪
874
00:55:11,543 --> 00:55:17,168
{\an8}♪ Let the bygones go bye-bye ♪
875
00:55:17,168 --> 00:55:22,334
{\an8}♪ No more will I sigh or cry ♪
876
00:55:24,001 --> 00:55:26,084
{\an8}♪ I'm tickled pink ♪
877
00:55:26,084 --> 00:55:29,501
{\an8}♪ The moon is yellow ♪
878
00:55:29,501 --> 00:55:33,126
{\an8}♪ And I'm your fellow tonight ♪
879
00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:39,501
{\an8}♪ Soon we'll greet that red-letter day ♪
880
00:55:39,501 --> 00:55:42,251
{\an8}♪ When I will pop the question ♪
881
00:55:42,251 --> 00:55:45,168
{\an8}♪ And you'll say, "Okay" ♪
882
00:55:45,168 --> 00:55:50,793
{\an8}♪ Say then we'll be married
in the month of May ♪
883
00:55:52,501 --> 00:55:54,626
{\an8}♪ I'm tickled pink ♪
884
00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:58,084
{\an8}♪ That things are rosy ♪
885
00:55:58,084 --> 00:56:02,793
{\an8}♪ And skies are blue once again ♪
886
00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:08,376
{\an8}♪ Let the bygones go bye-bye ♪
887
00:56:08,376 --> 00:56:13,501
{\an8}♪ No more will I sigh or cry ♪
888
00:56:15,293 --> 00:56:17,459
{\an8}♪ I'm tickled pink ♪
889
00:56:17,459 --> 00:56:20,959
{\an8}♪ The moon is yellow ♪
890
00:56:20,959 --> 00:56:25,834
{\an8}♪ And I'm your fellow tonight ♪
891
00:56:25,834 --> 00:56:31,126
{\an8}♪ Soon we'll greet that red-letter day ♪
892
00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:33,876
{\an8}♪ When I will pop the question ♪
893
00:56:33,876 --> 00:56:36,918
{\an8}♪ And you say, "Okay" ♪
894
00:56:36,918 --> 00:56:43,334
{\an8}♪ Say then we'll be married
in the month of May ♪
895
00:56:44,459 --> 00:56:46,459
{\an8}[ominous music playing]
896
00:57:16,043 --> 00:57:18,043
{\an8}♪ ♪
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