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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {427}{505}- Like to join us for a drink?|- Sorry, mates, I'm busy. {506}{574}Tell me about your character,|'cause I am your biggest fan. {575}{617}I'm busy.|I'm waiting for someone. {618}{665}When you stage kiss, do you use|tongues or no tongues? {666}{713}Look, you. {737}{771}I'm only having a joke! {772}{869}Oh, look,|my boyfriend's here. {992}{1042}Man: Oh, Mr. Kreed, hi. {1043}{1095}Hello, son. {1096}{1137}- Hello, baby.|- Hello. {1138}{1185}What are you doing|out here? {1186}{1216}They threw me out|because of my mobile phone. {1217}{1262}Don't stand out here.|How many times have told you {1263}{1308}- it's full of scumbags?|- Sorry. {1309}{1356}Kreed: Come over here.|I want to talk for a moment. {1357}{1392}What? {1434}{1493}I've got something for you.|Here. {1494}{1548}- What's this?|- Well, it's a present. {1632}{1688}Baby. {1689}{1794}- What are you trying to say?|- What do you think? {1794}{1872}- Go on, say it.|- Yes, or no? {1873}{1953}Do you want me to marry you?|Say it, come on. {1954}{1981}Yes, or no? {1982}{2034}What do you mean?|Are you asking me to marry you? {2035}{2090}- Yes, or no?|- Babe! {2091}{2140}I've got a bit of business now.|I'll be home about 11:00. {2141}{2184}I'll see you at home.|I won't be late. {2185}{2232}Aren't we even gonna have|a glass of champagne together? {2233}{2281}Tonight I will.|I've just gotta go. {2282}{2330}- What are you doing?|- I love you to bits. {2331}{2387}Don't hang around here,|they're all scumbags. {2522}{2620}" Sleep like a baby " {2692}{2775}" My little lady " {2860}{2956}" Dream till the sunrise " {3063}{3145}" Creeps into your eyes " {3145}{3236}" Dream till the sunrise " {3237}{3338}" Turns on the day " {3339}{3441}" In the avenues and alleyways " {3441}{3548}" While you sleep there's|a whole world coming alive " {3549}{3593}" Abel and his brother " {3594}{3638}" Fighting one another " {3639}{3698}" In and out of every dive " {3699}{3802}" In the avenues and alleyways " {3803}{3904}" Where the strong and the quick|alone can survive " {3905}{3948}" Look around the jungle " {3949}{3988}" See the rough and tumble " {3989}{4072}" Listen to the squealer cry " {4073}{4124}" Then a little later " {4125}{4171}" In the morning paper " {4172}{4249}" Read about the way|he died. " {4287}{4357}Man: When I was a child|I was terrified of insects. {4358}{4419}Horrible, crawling,|foul things, {4420}{4467}especially flies. {4517}{4611}But my best friend, Jude,|taught me how to conquer this fear. {4612}{4681}First we caught them,|then we touched them. {4713}{4782}And before long,|we could hold them, {4783}{4841}even pull their wings off. {4841}{4903}Jude explained it wasn't|an act of cruelty, {4904}{4964}it was an act|of discipline. {5000}{5090}When I pulled those wings off,|I realized he was right. {5117}{5187}He showed me you can gain|strength through violence. {5188}{5303}And with power and control|you can do anything. {5387}{5483}Jude's uncle was Ray Kreed. {5484}{5521}He taught him|to never back down. {5522}{5628}Always look them in the eye|and keep going until you've won. {5628}{5726}So as things turned out,|Jude became a somebody. {5753}{5794}And me, {5828}{5886}I became a courier. {5956}{6000}See, the thing is, {6001}{6056}another 10 stretch, right, {6057}{6124}you could be|trainee supervisor. {6124}{6173}I can get you|right under my wing. {6296}{6343}Another five years on|from then... {6392}{6439}who knows? {6440}{6483}You could be sitting|where I'm sitting, {6484}{6526}doing what I'm doing. {6584}{6631}What you gotta do-- {6662}{6727}Iook at me when I'm talking|to you, Jon, {6728}{6780}because I mean this.|This is coming from the heart. {6781}{6865}What I'm telling you-- it's not|just something that comes up. {6866}{6924}It takes years|of experience. {6925}{6972}In 20 years, you're going|to be sitting here {6973}{7038}telling some young pup|the same thing. {7039}{7135}I made a decision|to get out of my rut. {7156}{7190}It's funny, isn't it, {7191}{7297}how everyone wants to be|somebody else? {7298}{7365}So, what do you think?|I mean-- {7366}{7453}I don't know, mate, 20 years.|You know, I love you, but no. {7454}{7568}My friends are my friends|and my family is my business {7569}{7599}and I never mix them,|I never have. {7600}{7649}I know, and I've never|asked you about this-- {7650}{7689}You've never asked me because|that's always been the case. {7690}{7744}Exactly, and I know|I didn't want to encroach {7745}{7802}on that side|of your life, {7803}{7888}but I think, I honestly think|that this would work. {7889}{7946}And I think if you gave me|a chance to put it to your uncle {7947}{7994}then he'd go for it,|I do. {7995}{8099}Jon: When I looked at Jude|I realized what a rut I was in. {8099}{8150}He'd gone|to the best schools. {8151}{8242}He worked for his uncle,|the biggest gangster in London. {8243}{8290}He had a life. {8316}{8354}Me? {8375}{8421}I was in hell. {8466}{8513}First time I saw him,|there he was, you know, {8514}{8590}London's biggest gangster, {8591}{8647}singing on his karaoke. {8679}{8738}Well, that's another thing|about gangsters, {8739}{8791}we're all performers. {8831}{8907}" Oh, yeah,|come on, people " {8937}{8977}" Oh, yeah " {8996}{9078}" If they tell me|of a pie up in the sky " {9113}{9186}" Waiting for me when I die " {9208}{9292}" But between the day|you're born and when you die " {9326}{9425}" You never seem to hear|even no cry " {9426}{9523}" So as sure as|the sun will shine " {9524}{9625}" I'm gonna get my share,|what's mine " {9626}{9700}" And then the harder|they come... " {9701}{9797}- Hey, how are you?|- All right. Who's your mate? {9798}{9834}That's Jon. {9835}{9878}His hair's a bit short. {9879}{9937}Anyone told you you look like|"Data" out of "Star Trek"? {9938}{9999}Very sharp.|He's sharp, ain't he? {10000}{10080}Does he want to go in?|He does though, doesn't he? {10081}{10151}" Oppressors are trying|to keep me down " {10182}{10250}" Trying to drag me|underground " {10274}{10360}" And they think they got|this battle won... " {10361}{10403}I was pulling me plum|under the sink {10404}{10441}and she walked in|and caught me. {10442}{10495}So since that day|I couldn't get it up. {10496}{10552}That's what it is, then.|It's a guilt trip, ain't it? {10553}{10619}Well, she caught you--|having a Jodrell-- {10620}{10666}now you've got all guilt|on your hands. {10666}{10738}I know. It's very embarrassing.|I was embarrassed. {10739}{10858}"...the harder they fall|one and all... " {10930}{11020}Two pints and a packet|of salted nuts for me. Cheers. {11062}{11099}Where is he? {11100}{11149}- That's him.|- " Here we go, big boy... " {11150}{11217}- What, singing?|- Yeah. {11218}{11290}- " Come on, people... "|- He's pretty good, isn't he? {11291}{11353}- Yeah. When can I talk to him?|- After the singing. {11354}{11410}" Gonna keep on fighting|for the things I want... " {11411}{11493}After the entire karaoke.|Nothing comes before karaoke. {11494}{11523}All right. {11524}{11587}There's only two things|that have scared me in life: {11620}{11677}flies... {11678}{11721}and Ray. {11740}{11799}Jon: Well, I mean,|it's quite simple really, {11800}{11855}'cause I work as a courier. {11898}{11945}We have access to a lot|of credit cards. {11946}{12005}That's what I've mostly been|delivering these days. {12006}{12079}They come through all the time, {12080}{12149}so obviously,|we can get to the cards. {12150}{12224}Now, there is a risk|of someone cottoning on, {12225}{12294}getting a pinch,|but I'm prepared to take that risk. {12295}{12350}Also, we can remove|the cards from the packages, {12351}{12424}deliver the packages intact,|and still get the-- {12425}{12485}Yeah, I know how it works. {12603}{12639}Come here, Jude. {12869}{12943}Jonny Crow? {12944}{13047}He's a bit soft on the family.|He's well impressed by it. {13048}{13105}I want to give him this chance.|I need this chance. {13106}{13152}Look, if he gets nicked|and it comes back on us, {13153}{13228}they start meddling themselves|in our business. All right? {13229}{13287}Now, he ain't family. {13288}{13376}I love you, like my son--|I don't know him. {13377}{13458}I know you don't.|You gotta take that from me. {13459}{13529}20 years I have known him--|nearly 20 years! {13529}{13598}Do you remember that odd woman|my mom used to know? {13599}{13664}You want this, don't you? {13665}{13708}Yeah, I do. {13709}{13779}He's your responsibility.|You gotta keep an eye on him. {13780}{13837}I want to. {13838}{13897}- All right. Come on.|- Wicked. {13897}{13969}You mean to say you haven't had|a hard-on in four months? {13970}{14024}- Yeah.|- You're joking? {14025}{14077}I'm not joking.|It's not funny, is it? {14078}{14132}Your pecker's gonna heal up,|if you don't get something done. {14133}{14208}I know, but I can't|understand it. {14209}{14249}Before that we had|an active sex life. {14250}{14320}I was giving it to her|at least three times a month. {14321}{14382}Three times a month? {14383}{14431}I do it three times|a night now. {14432}{14476}Oh, don't tell me that! {14477}{14546}How long have I been|with Maureen? Four, five years, {14547}{14598}and I do it|three times a night now. {14599}{14677}When we started, we were|doing it six, seven times-- {14678}{14729}Oh, I don't want to hear that,|thank you very much. {14730}{14762}That was in an hour! {14763}{14804}I thought|you'd help me out somehow. {14804}{14852}I can't feel anything|down there. {14852}{14903}It's like the devil possessed it|and took it away. {15026}{15077}I'll see you tomorrow. {15078}{15121}All right, mate,|see you later. {15122}{15159}- See you later.|- Bye, "Mr. Kray." {15243}{15295}- All right?|- Yeah, you did well. {15296}{15350}Jude: You're not in the gang|yet, though. {15540}{15618}" Yeah, I feel like a force|of nature " {15619}{15658}Hello, baby. {15659}{15744}" Could make you sing|like a bird released " {15745}{15860}" If what you seek|is the wise man's treasure " {15861}{15972}" You know it's buried|beneath your feet " {15973}{16086}" You know you look|like a faded picture " {16087}{16121}" I see the cracks-- " {16122}{16151}Sshhh! {16206}{16250}I'm falling in love|with you, too. {16251}{16315}- Can I kiss you, darling?|- Kiss me. {16351}{16407}Your breath is so sweet. {16408}{16461}Director: And... cut. {16500}{16564}I told you no tongue,|didn't I? {16565}{16601}Director: Marvelous.|Super. {16602}{16647}Exactly the sort of love bunnies|I was looking for. {16648}{16690}Just one thing... {16889}{16931}I thought you said|he was a back door merchant? {16931}{16984}- It's a fucking screen kiss.|- You help them when they're busy? {16985}{17027}- Oh, shut up.|- A "screen kiss"? {17028}{17074}Your tongue's|halfway down his throat! {17075}{17115}- Have you been going home--|- Ray! Ray! {17116}{17152}- Go make yourself busy!|- Don't upset her. {17153}{17222}Go away or I'll cut|your face off! Go away! {17223}{17286}Don't fucking interfere|when you come to my work. {17287}{17358}I'm not interfering,|but his tongue's down your throat, {17359}{17396}you don't know|where it's been! {17397}{17446}It's probably been wrapped|around his cock all night! {17447}{17479}- Or someone's cock!|- Ray, listen-- {17480}{17525}Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you|in the river. {17526}{17578}Now go away! {17606}{17637}- Stop it!|- No, I'm not having it! {17638}{17680}Have you been going home|with him at night, {17681}{17742}playing with him?|Practicing with him? {17743}{17796}Remember the credit cards? {17797}{17873}We were turning over|15 grand a week in the end. {17896}{17955}Ray's getting a nice,|little bit extra, {17956}{18040}and I'm getting well in there|with the gang. {18041}{18100}Do you want one? {18212}{18252}Thank you. {18405}{18517}Total is--|oh, ��4,225. {18559}{18607}My round, ain't it? {18607}{18672}No, I insist. I'll get it|because I've got the platinum. {18673}{18696}Oh, you're too kind. {18697}{18759}Stick that through, mate,|and put a little on for yourself. {18760}{18810}That's fine, sir.|Thank you. {18936}{19022}I'm sorry, "Miss Smith,"|your card's been rejected. {19054}{19114}If you put it through again|it'll be all right. {19115}{19164}- Sorry, sir, I can't put--|- It's all right. Get it on me. {19165}{19218}I'm sorry, I'm not accepting|any of these cards. {19219}{19276}I'm keeping your card|as well, sir. {19277}{19334}He's stressing me out. {19395}{19442}Get your kicks in! {19443}{19520}No, wait.|Enough. Enough. {19521}{19578}Come on.|Out. Out. {19579}{19631}Come on. Out. {19858}{19911}- Tape.|- What? {19934}{19966}Hurry up! {19966}{20010}Where's your tape? {20011}{20054}Where's your tape|for the cameras? {20054}{20118}- I haven't got one!|- Don't muck around! {20119}{20180}- Where's the tape?|- It's 'round the back. {20181}{20230}- Round the back here?|- Yes. {20466}{20540}- Clerk: I'll take a check.|- Be quiet, you slag! {20633}{20691}Where was you|when this was going on? {20692}{20736}- What was you doing?|- This guy-- {20737}{20800}- Who bashed up the shopkeeper?|- Well, Dom did. {20801}{20870}We're all fucking grasses now.|Sorry, darling. You all right? {20871}{20938}Is that what we do?|We beat up-- shut up! {20939}{20987}Do we beat up shopkeepers?|Is that what we do? {20988}{21033}In Dom's defense,|the guy was very effeminate. {21034}{21124}- He was a poof.|- Are you joking me? {21125}{21159}- Ray?|- What? {21160}{21201}He was very, very busy. {21202}{21275}Shut up! Take him away,|he's winding me up! {21276}{21329}Ray: Get out! {21330}{21379}- Man: He was very busy.|- Shut up! {21380}{21423}There's no harm done.|We got the tape. {21424}{21492}Jon, get here! Jude, get over there!|Get away from them mugs! {21493}{21552}Get away! Get over there! {21574}{21620}It's all right, mate. {21650}{21701}See this? Do you understand|the implications of this? {21702}{21769}I can get 15 years! Me!|I can get 15 years {21769}{21813}if the Old Bill|got hold of that! {21814}{21856}It was only Jon going in|and getting it {21857}{21903}that saves me|getting 15 years. {21904}{21973}You're on the firm, Jon.|You, out! {21995}{22037}It's good, though,|ain't it? {22038}{22084}That's all very well, Jon, {22085}{22140}but a blade ain't really|a very effective weapon {22141}{22196}when you're up against|someone who's trained {22197}{22263}in several different kinds|of martial arts. {22264}{22345}No, really, these hands|are like deadly weapons. {22345}{22373}( laughter ) {22374}{22438}I can protect myself.|Go on, go for it. {22439}{22504}Stab me. {22526}{22545}Ugh! {22546}{22590}Will it do, that? {22630}{22684}He stabbed me! {22685}{22731}He done me in the guts! {22732}{22757}( laughter ) {22758}{22812}Here, here,|look at his face! {22946}{23005}Oh, sorry, "Bruce." {23037}{23111}What do I do, leave it in|or take it out? {23112}{23199}Here, here, here.|Leave it in and go out. {23221}{23302}Ray, Dom, take him out.|Take him up the road somewhere, {23303}{23363}he's bleeding all over|the carpet. {23364}{23409}It hurts! {23415}{23451}Alan: Aggh-hh! {23452}{23503}Here, Jon,|here's your knife back. {23504}{23573}That is classic, mate.|That is absolutely classic. {23637}{23722}I booked you an appointment|at the sex clinic. {23723}{23815}- You might have asked me first.|- It's a brilliant one. {23816}{23866}Me and Maureen went there|for a long time. {23867}{23927}Yeah, but Kathy|ain't gonna have that. {23929}{23969}No, I'm not saying-- {23970}{23997}Alan: Ow-ww! {23998}{24043}Stay there. {24044}{24089}Oh, don't leave me. {24090}{24152}Where are you going? {24292}{24351}It's... {24352}{24422}it's really hurting now! {24423}{24509}Oh! {24534}{24587}Ooh... {24588}{24621}Ooh... {24680}{24707}Ooh..! {24764}{24827}Gotta find hospital. {24900}{24966}There's no signal! {25196}{25250}You got that 500|you owe us? {25251}{25287}( muffled voice within ) {25288}{25332}What? {25333}{25379}Wind the window down. {25380}{25439}Have you got that 500? {25482}{25511}Ray? {25512}{25535}What? {25536}{25598}Geezer owes us 500,|he only got a long un'. {25599}{25643}- Who is he?|- It's just a muppet. {25644}{25680}No, gotta have|the money. {25681}{25737}He wants the 500. {25796}{25863}Ray, he's adamant.|He ain't got it. {25864}{25928}- I've gotta have the money.|- But he ain't having it. {25929}{25954}Get the money. {25955}{26031}He wants the 500.|He ain't having it, Ray. {26031}{26098}Bill, go get|that money. {26149}{26194}Wind the window down. {26195}{26274}He owes us 500, right?|He's only got 100 on him, {26275}{26302}and he won't wind|the window down. {26341}{26407}Wind the window down. {26408}{26479}Open the window. {26480}{26532}Bill, open the window. {26572}{26616}( pounding ) {26774}{26826}He'll keep hitting it|until it breaks. {26893}{26950}He'll keep hitting it. {26951}{27006}- ( glass shatters )|- Told you. {27149}{27194}Have I got|your attention? {27195}{27249}Yeah, man,|you could say that. {27265}{27317}You've got to put your mind|to your wedding. {27318}{27361}Sadie's not gonna|put up with it much longer. {27362}{27402}- There's not long to go.|- I've got too much on my plate. {27403}{27478}It's Sadie's job,|and girls can sort that out. {27479}{27548}I need someone who can organize|something like that. {27549}{27601}Someone who's good|at organizing-- {27602}{27662}Mark, come here,|I've got a bit of work for you. {27721}{27758}Mark: What's that? {27759}{27806}I need you to organize|my wedding. {27807}{27835}What? {27836}{27871}I need someone who's good|at organizing weddings. {27872}{27934}You're good at organizing things.|I need you to do it. {27935}{27997}Take the car.|Go home and see the girls. {27998}{28038}- I can't organize a wedding, Ray.|- Talk to Sadie about it {28039}{28075}and just keep|an eye on it for Ray. {28076}{28131}Them chat lines, are we getting|a few quid out of them? {28132}{28180}Do you want|a church wedding, Ray? {28181}{28238}Whatever she wants.|I'll have whatever she wants. {28239}{28299}- We should expand.|- So, we'll expand then. {28300}{28347}Are you Catholic|or Protestant? {28348}{28394}I'm Jewish. What the fucking|hell does it matter? {28395}{28470}Just get it done. Away you go.|Take the car. {28509}{28581}Could it be to do|with something like-- {28582}{28648}I had a bad fall|and I think I might have {28649}{28692}broken the bone in me cock? {28693}{28726}Could have. {28727}{28770}'Cause the thing|what happens is-- {28771}{28850}from the back,|from your spine-- {28850}{28876}Say that's your spine, right? {28877}{28951}the bone slips forward|up your willy like that. {28952}{29010}- That's right.|- So, you could break it. {29010}{29045}So, if I'd have sort of broke|a bit it might not-- {29046}{29093}That's why it|flips about a bit. {29094}{29137}But it would click|like that. {29155}{29219}The first thing I need to say,|Kathy, and Ray, {29220}{29293}is that Ray's impotence|is entirely normal. {29294}{29360}It's very common for men|to have impotence. {29361}{29444}But quite often,|the woman feels rejected {29445}{29487}and they feel|it's something personal. {29488}{29551}- Is that how you feel, Kathy?|- Well, yeah, I do. {29552}{29637}Part of me feels that|it's probably my fault. {29638}{29689}Oh, don't be silly.|Of course it's not your fault. {29690}{29741}I've put on a bit of weight|over the last couple of years. {29742}{29801}- Kathy, don't be silly.|- Well, I don't know. {29802}{29861}I still love you. If I went bald|would you love me? {29862}{29899}Well, yeah. {29900}{29960}So, don't be silly. {29961}{30019}You just don't know, do you? {30020}{30075}Therapist: Ray, can you|masturbate? {30090}{30149}- Beg your pardon?|- Do you masturbate? {30150}{30205}Are you able to get an erection|when you masturbate? {30206}{30257}- I don't masturbate, mate.|- No, you do. {30258}{30328}- No, I don't.|- Of course you do. {30329}{30410}There was that one time|you reckon you caught me out. {30411}{30466}But you wouldn't be normal|if you didn't. {30467}{30512}I don't then and I'm abnormal. {30513}{30577}You feel ashamed about|masturbation, don't you, Ray? {30578}{30637}Have you got a thing|about this, or what? {30638}{30692}No, I don't feel ashamed|about masturbation, {30693}{30744}'cause I don't masturbate.|And if you don't mind {30745}{30801}using that type of language|in front of my missus, please. {30802}{30859}Therapist: Masturbation's|an entirely normal thing, Ray. {30860}{30917}Well, it might be for you,|but it's not for me. {30918}{30991}This is what I mean.|This is what it's like all the time. {30992}{31039}If we try and talk|about anything {31040}{31085}he goes back to being|like a 16-year-old. {31085}{31136}- Don't be silly.|- You do, though. {31137}{31160}No, I don't. {31161}{31197}I can't believe you hit him. {31197}{31240}I am not having anyone talk|like that in front of you. {31241}{31279}I give him a little slap.|That was it. {31280}{31310}So, how'd it go then? {31311}{31364}He reckons it's down to stress|due to the work. {31365}{31413}Maureen: That's not bad. {31413}{31475}I'll tell you another thing,|I'm never going back to him again. {31476}{31533}You've got to give it time.|You've gotta go a few times. {31534}{31575}It's not gonna just work|straight away. {31576}{31625}You need a good few sessions.|I'll tell you what, {31626}{31684}you ought to get a bit kinky.|Do you like domination? {31685}{31745}We like that, don't we?|You need to dress up for him. {31746}{31790}Why don't you go up west,|look aound the sex shops {31791}{31881}and get a few toys?|What about handcuffs? {31882}{31934}Maureen: What you need to do|is try different things. {31935}{32000}Have you tried inserting things|into Ray? He might like it. {32001}{32042}Like a cucumber,|or something like that. {32043}{32101}- Oh, leave it out.|- You've gotta use toys. {32101}{32174}Spice it up a bit.|Use some food, use the honey, {32175}{32224}experiment a little bit|and don't be shy. {32225}{32296}I mean, it was just like|watching a gangster film. {32297}{32358}All that "love interest."|It gets in the way. {32359}{32416}All the time you're watching it,|you can tell {32417}{32487}the woman is going to|fuck it all up in the end. {32488}{32556}And that's the thing|about women-- {32557}{32620}you never know|what's going on in their minds. {32621}{32701}You know, I feel I've got to|get away from London, {32702}{32774}and, I don't know,|become a farmer. {32775}{32820}- What?|- Out in the country, you know? {32821}{32863}Become a farmer,|or just... {32864}{32926}enjoy the land.|Enjoy England. {32927}{33016}This is my gaff.|This is my England. {33016}{33065}And I want to enjoy that. {33066}{33160}I'll trust you with this.|You keep this to yourself, {33160}{33248}but I kind of feel soft,|you know? {33249}{33302}You feel soft? {33303}{33354}Listen, babe, {33355}{33408}remember when I first met you,|that night at King's Head? {33408}{33428}Yeah, I know. {33428}{33475}That's the man|I fell in love with. {33476}{33528}Yeah, but I don't enjoy|fighting anymore. {33529}{33600}You had power. You were strong.|You made decisions. {33600}{33639}That's who I love. {33640}{33693}I don't love|Ray the gentle giant, do I? {33694}{33758}I love Ray the tough man. {33762}{33818}Yeah, well, um-- {33819}{33851}I don't know what|I'm talking about. {33852}{33912}I'm just talking bollocks. {33936}{33966}- You all right?|- Yeah. {33967}{33998}Come on.|Let's have a walk. {34023}{34075}So, just as soon as|I'm about to come... {34101}{34156}you turn into|the cabin boy. {34201}{34253}That dream don't mean|you're gay! {34254}{34308}I mean, you know,|that's stupid. {34309}{34356}It must mean something,|mustn't it? {34356}{34420}I think it's all part|of the stress, that's all. {34421}{34492}Come on, let's see|how "big bad wolf" is. {34493}{34556}- Oh, please, Kathy.|- You never know. {34557}{34606}What's the matter with you?|Don't give up so quick. {34607}{34656}Leave it!|It's hurting! {34657}{34696}I don't think that hurts! {34697}{34787}What are you doing?|You trying to pull it off? {34788}{34816}No, I just got to put|some life into it. {34817}{34864}Ain't I, Ray?|That's all. {34865}{34908}I'm going out to a meeting. {34909}{34958}That's part of the problem,|isn't it, mate? {34959}{35013}Do you know what I mean?|When we get down to it, {35014}{35091}you go off to work, and that's|where all the stress comes from. {35092}{35167}I'm going to end up barren. {35168}{35218}Go on, yeah, fuck off to work.|I'll stay here. {35219}{35263}I've got no children|to look after, have I? {35264}{35319}I might as well stay in bed|all day eating chocolates. {35391}{35430}You're absolutely right,|this is not one of ours. {35431}{35483}- I'm right, ain't I?|- Yeah, it's not our machine. {35484}{35553}Where are the other three?|Where's our three gone? {35554}{35587}Don't know. {35656}{35711}- Do you want a pint?|- I'd love one. {35712}{35759}Two pints and a packet|of salted nuts, please. {35759}{35818}What's the problem|with the machine? {35819}{35889}Yeah, all right.|I'm coming down. {35890}{35966}Well, whose poxy machine is it?|Whose is it? {35967}{36034}To be honest, it looks like|one of Sean's. Yeah. {36035}{36110}But worse still--|our three have gone. {36111}{36172}Who's there with you?|What's that noise? {36173}{36221}Jude? Jude! {36240}{36272}( banging ) {36273}{36327}Jude, what's the noise? {36328}{36378}- Oi, Ray!|- What? {36379}{36468}Put that back.|You'll get four years for that. {36469}{36500}Jude, can you hear me? {36501}{36604}Well, uh--|I think Jonny's-- {36631}{36694}Can't I have a day off? {36695}{36738}What's going on there? {36859}{36927}You know we've got|57 sex shops, right? {36928}{37003}And I am the enforcer.|I mean, I enforce. {37004}{37075}You've seen me.|How many times do I come in here? {37076}{37123}Four? {37123}{37190}Yeah, four, five times a week.|Well, when we do the rounds. {37191}{37276}I am both feared|and revered. {37277}{37310}If you know what--|at the same time. {37311}{37377}It's sort of a mutual sort|of respect, admiration-- {37378}{37458}Oi, shut up.|Go and make me a cup of tea. {37459}{37488}( phone ringing ) {37489}{37546}Do Dom and Ray want one? {37547}{37622}Don't ask me. Hop it.|Ask them yourself. {37622}{37656}Alan: Sugar? {37657}{37693}One. {37694}{37764}Now, this is what it would|look like if you were angry. {37765}{37831}- If you were working properly.|- But it wouldn't look like that. {37832}{37887}- Why not?|- Because it's black! {37888}{37977}Forget that. Just act like|this strap-on is you. {37978}{38039}It's an extension|of your manhood, all right? {38040}{38086}- All right.|- Then-- {38086}{38151}this is Kathy. {38152}{38240}You've got that wrong now.|Psychologically, it's all wrong. {38241}{38304}Kathy ain't got all joins|all over her and things. {38337}{38394}Fucking poxy phones.|Poxy phones. {38441}{38481}Recording: "Please leave|your message after the tone." {38482}{38507}( beep ) {38508}{38549}Dominic-- {38550}{38622}I don't know where you are|or what you're doing, {38623}{38684}but turn your phone on! {38685}{38721}Mug! {38722}{38779}Just blow harder.|Go on. {38796}{38872}No, it's no good, mate.|Kathy's dead. {38873}{38930}Do you want a cup of tea? {38930}{38966}Oh, sorry. {38967}{39001}Alan! {39030}{39077}Dom: It ain't|how it seemed, mate. {39090}{39151}Ray: You've fucking had it! {39180}{39241}Who's piece of shit|is that? Whose is it? {39242}{39297}That's Sean's machine,|but I think Jonny's-- {39298}{39365}Hold on.|What's it fucking doing in here? {39366}{39409}- Jonny's taking care of it.|- What's it doing in here, Tom? {39410}{39446}I don't know.|They just come and took-- {39446}{39528}- Who? Who took it?|- I'm not sure. {39529}{39611}- Where's our machines?|- They took it, mate. {39633}{39678}What's this piece of shit|doing here? {39679}{39739}If I come in here and find|these machines in here again, {39740}{39793}I'll blow this gaff up with you|and your old woman in it. {39794}{39834}You done the right thing, Jon.|Did you smash this up? {39835}{39881}Fucking good job. {39899}{39942}That's about right-- "Mug." {39943}{40010}You've always been a mug|and you always will be a mug, mug. {40011}{40053}Don't treat me like a mug. {40104}{40142}Right. {40176}{40279}This is a question for Dom,|Fat Alan and Bill. {40317}{40386}What is the use|of having a mobile phone {40387}{40425}if it ain't switched on? {40457}{40508}Well, Ray switched|our one off. {40509}{40572}Oh, maybe you're right, Ray--|My Kathy always says that. {40603}{40645}Oh... {40682}{40728}Jude? {40729}{40799}Go and see that little firm|in South London. {40800}{40836}Tell them not to put|their machines on our plots. {40837}{40888}Take Jon with you. {40909}{40951}( sighing ) {40973}{41016}Who is South London? {41064}{41134}" I wish I was a spaceman " {41135}{41205}" The fastest guy alive " {41206}{41280}" I'd fly you|around the universe " {41281}{41358}" In Fireball XL-5 " {41359}{41432}" Way out in space together " {41433}{41510}" Conquerors of the sky " {41511}{41585}" My heart would be|a fireball " {41609}{41656}" A fireball " {41677}{41797}" Every time I gazed|into your starry eyes " {41823}{41894}" We'd take a path|to Jupiter " {41895}{41968}" And maybe very soon " {41969}{42041}" We'd cruise along|the Milky Way " {42042}{42115}" And land upon the moon " {42117}{42188}" The wonderland|of stardust " {42189}{42264}" We'll zoom our way|to Mars " {42265}{42352}" My heart would be|a fireball " {42367}{42432}" A fireball " {42433}{42567}" 'Cause you would be|my Venus of the stars. " {42609}{42667}Thank you, London! {42668}{42763}I mean, the piss was well|and truly taken. {42764}{42802}Jude: You don't want Ray|on your back. {42803}{42841}No, I don't want Ray|on my back, but I've gotta say, {42842}{42908}I loved that "Mug" touch.|Was that you? {42932}{42988}- It was Jonny.|- Jonny? {42988}{43030}Oh, you're right, Jude,|I've been a naughty boy {43031}{43082}and I apologize about putting|our machines into your pubs {43083}{43152}so tell Ray I'm sorry, okay? {43152}{43237}I think he fancies me, boss,|because he can't stop staring. {43238}{43320}What's your name again?|"Jonifer"? {43331}{43366}Sorry, Taff. {43367}{43433}I didn't mean|to make you feel sheepish. {43434}{43507}Sean: Now, now, now, girls.|Less of that. {43508}{43549}We're all friends here. {43566}{43619}But-- {43620}{43693}I've gotta say it's good|to keep Ray on his toes a bit, {43694}{43746}Because he's getting on.|He's a big, old teddy bear. {43747}{43789}Jon: Wait a minute,|four eyes. {43806}{43845}I think you're wrong|to say that, actually. {43846}{43927}I don't think Ray's getting|flabby upstairs at all. No. {43928}{43994}He's still very sharp.|Sharper than ever. He's a tiger. {44154}{44190}Alan. {44220}{44281}Anything these boys want:|pink champagne, Hennessey, {44282}{44324}Exxo, the works.|Whatever, yeah? {44325}{44372}- Cheers, Sean.|- Mi casa, su casa, Jude. {44372}{44415}- A pleasure, mate, lovely.|- Yeah, good to see you. {44416}{44456}Jonny. {44494}{44540}Pink champagne. {44557}{44659}That's nice. It's quite sweeter.|It's not normally. {44660}{44701}Shut up a minute.|Listen to me. {44702}{44802}Don't ever, ever interrupt me|in that situation again. {44803}{44846}No one cares|what you have to think {44847}{44889}or say in that situation,|all right? {44890}{44949}If Ray had been here|he'd have ripped your head off. {44950}{45002}Yeah, I know,|but I thought-- {45003}{45077}No. No nothing.|I'm Ray's relative. {45078}{45115}I speak for Ray|in that situation. {45116}{45180}You don't offer|a word, okay? {45181}{45233}- Okay?|- Yeah, all right. {45234}{45280}Sorry. {45401}{45454}Come on.|It's all right. {45498}{45549}Here, do you want a line? {45564}{45627}- Yeah, are you holding?|- Yeah. Come on. {45657}{45714}Watch. {45715}{45789}I'm not being ridiculous.|I'm leaving the show. {45790}{45842}You can't leave the show. {45843}{45888}We've taken this show|to the top of the ratings. {45889}{45930}Where does that leave me|if you leave? {45931}{45972}Shut up.|I wanna get married. {45973}{46013}I wanna move on.|I wanna leave the show. {46014}{46060}You can't out.|You're optioned for two series. {46061}{46118}- It's just not possible.|- I can make it possible. {46119}{46194}I know what this is about.|It's about gangster number one. {46195}{46238}- Just shut your mouth.|- Is he threatening you? {46239}{46325}- Is he jealous?|- Just go! Piss off! {46326}{46392}Listen, if I wanna leave|the show I can leave the show. {46393}{46443}There's nothing you can|do about it, all right? {46848}{46901}I'll tell you, you won't|believe this, Trevor. {46902}{46945}Brixton crew got this shitty|little car {46946}{46988}parked out Breedenton Court, {46989}{47070}and it's got about|four kilos of coke in it. {47071}{47117}- Can you believe it?|- What's wrong with that? {47118}{47222}It's stupid. It's in a car.|Somebody can steal a car. {47222}{47281}It makes perfect sense,|anything happens they can get away. {47282}{47350}But they should keep it|in a warehouse. It's safer there. {47350}{47405}Somebody--|especially outside that estate, {47406}{47447}somebody'll nick|the bloody car, won't they? {47448}{47498}What's it safe about it|in a warehouse then? {47499}{47555}You can't steal|a warehouse, can you, Trev? {47556}{47623}It's heavy, it's big,|it's stuck to the bloody ground. {47624}{47674}You can get in|and rob it, can't you? {47743}{47791}Matthew: You've got frothier|piss than I have. {47898}{47951}( Dom grunting ) {47982}{48044}- Can you see anyone, darling?|- No, not yet, Dom. {48078}{48120}What are you gonna say|after this, babe? {48121}{48179}- Thank you.|- Thank you what? {48180}{48236}Thank you, Sir Galahad, for putting|your sword in my scabbard. {48251}{48307}( Dom grunting ) {48308}{48346}Oh, lovely. {48347}{48410}Anything? {48428}{48493}No, not a thing. {48494}{48547}You're mad. {48674}{48729}Talk Italian, babe.|Talk Italian. {48730}{48829}Come sta? Molto bene.|Molto, molto bene! {48830}{48873}That's done it, babe. {48874}{48952}( groaning ) {48953}{48983}Oh, babe... {48984}{49061}Oh, wash yourself up quick,|"Star Trek" is on. {49090}{49159}I was the only one|doing anything. {49160}{49211}I couldn't believe it. {49212}{49260}I mean, these people, {49262}{49320}they're supposed to be|real players. {49349}{49411}Yet no one seemed to do|any fucking business. {49434}{49490}See, I'm quite good|with a gun, ain't I, Bill? {49491}{49556}- Should give me one.|- Oh, yeah. No chance. {49628}{49699}The thing with oral sex is,|you've got to get your head into it, {49700}{49748}and you've got to get|Kathy's head into it. {49749}{49836}That's the whole point.|Hence the demonstration. {49877}{49956}Look at that, Ray.|You've gotta admit, that's a peach. {49957}{50032}No, it isn't a peach, is it?|It's a bloody cucumber. {50033}{50092}If my Kath thought I was here|at 2:00 in the afternoon {50093}{50142}getting a fruit and veg show,|she'd bloody kill me. {50143}{50203}I'm going home, mate.|This is perverse. {50204}{50263}So, while everyone was busy|poncing about, {50264}{50327}I thought I'd go to work. {50368}{50428}I went painting|and decorating. {50429}{50477}( spraying ) {50529}{50588}'Cause really it is about|taking decisive action {50589}{50655}early on, you know,|in any conflict, ain't it? {50656}{50692}Yeah. {50693}{50767}With the Argentinean ship workers,|or whatever they was, {50768}{50838}when they landed,|if we sorted them out early on, {50839}{50960}then the whole invasion|could have been... {50961}{51008}- Avoided.|- Yeah. {51913}{52000}I told you, Nula,|put it in a disabled space! {52001}{52068}You bring it all the way here,|this is bound to fucking happen. {52069}{52129}I couldn't today, Matt.|He was taking the trolleys. {52130}{52195}It's halfway up the world|and it's bound to happen! {52196}{52242}Might as well walk there|parking it up here! {52243}{52286}But he was putting|the trolleys away. {52287}{52352}You're fucking hopeless!|There's room down there! {52353}{52454}- She's copping it all.|- "Oh, no, my beautiful car." {52455}{52526}You bring it all the way here,|four miles from the shop! {52527}{52575}This is bound to fucking happen,|ain't it? {52576}{52663}I couldn't, Matt,|they were taking the trolleys. {52664}{52714}They was taking the trolleys.|I couldn't. {52715}{52771}Shut up! {52861}{52923}I can't believe watching me|and Maureen didn't turn you on. {52924}{52983}No, it's funny that. I'm sure|it was a beautiful thing. {52984}{53037}It just didn't|do nothing for me. {53038}{53069}It's a fair one,|I suppose, {53070}{53119}but this stuff|we've got here, right? {53120}{53175}What you should do|is put it all on {53176}{53231}and then wait|for Kathy to come home, {53232}{53292}and give her a right|big surprise. {53314}{53346}Ray? {53363}{53405}I'm back. {53406}{53470}The poxy place|was shut. {53471}{53517}( garbled voice within ) {53616}{53636}Oh--! {53637}{53680}( garbled voice ) {53681}{53715}Kathy, it's me! {53716}{53754}You dirty perv! {53785}{53824}No! Stop! {53825}{53899}- Honey plums, it's me!|- Oh, you prat! {53945}{53992}Leave it out, Kath. {54127}{54176}Whoa, whoa,|hold on a minute. {54237}{54299}I've just come here|to see Jonny, yeah? {54300}{54362}- Jonny ain't here.|- Jonny is in there. {54363}{54405}I know Johnny's in there.|I know where he is. {54406}{54458}- Trev, Jonny ain't here.|- Trev? {54459}{54541}I wanna see Jonny.|Go and get Jonny for me now. {54542}{54612}- It ain't done like this, mate.|- He just said he ain't here. {54613}{54671}He knows I'm coming.|Go and get him. {54672}{54702}Jonny ain't here. {54703}{54755}All right then, get the boss.|Get the Dalai Lama. {54756}{54808}Get Ray out here.|Let me have a word with him. {54839}{54909}Jonny, he's embarrassed me|in front of my family. Right? {54910}{54962}He's messed my car up.|He's made a fool of me. {54963}{55063}I just want him out here.|Nothing to do with our teams. {55064}{55113}I just want him out here|on his own, {55114}{55204}and I want to spread him|like margarine over that street. {55205}{55244}Well, go and get him! {55245}{55318}I've got no argument with you. {55319}{55369}I'll go get someone. {55370}{55407}You gonna have|a row with me? {55408}{55455}I've got|no row with you, Ray. {55455}{55503}I just want to see Jonny. {55504}{55553}Trevor, sort him out.|It's gonna go off. {55554}{55580}I just wanna see him. {55581}{55634}Very well, thanks, Ray.|Very well. {55702}{55754}Ray: How do you like that? {55795}{55852}All right then.|Taxi! {55853}{55906}- Ray: Go and get a cab.|- Taxi! {55907}{55980}- I'll see you later, Trev.|- Cheers, Ray. {56012}{56056}Taxi! {56057}{56126}And there in front of everyone|is an iced swan, {56127}{56200}which obviously|represents monogamy, okay? {56201}{56266}So then obviously people gasp.|They turn to the bride, {56266}{56346}and there she has|a wonderful diamond tiara. {56347}{56430}Sparkling almost, you know,|almost ice, like the swan. {56431}{56470}And then all of a sudden|they look down at the bride. {56471}{56530}They gasp again.|So we've got three gasps. {56531}{56573}It's going to be|absolutely fantastic. {56574}{56612}So it's so important|that I have you {56613}{56678}in a beautiful|diamond tiara, okay? {56679}{56721}So, it's very important. {56722}{56758}So what do we want|and what does she need? {56759}{56815}- Women: Diamonds.|- No, it's really important. {56816}{56857}What do we want?|What does she need? {56858}{56927}- Diamonds!|- Diamonds, absolutely. {56928}{56982}Yeah, the diamond heist|went ahead, {56982}{57074}but I opted out, because Ray|wanted everyone to dress up {57074}{57191}and there's no way I am gonna be|made to dress up like an idiot. {57192}{57245}Whose poxy idea was it|for her to have {57246}{57313}half a million pounds|worth of tiara, stupid? {57314}{57382}What Sadie wants, Sadie gets, Ray.|You won't regret it. {57383}{57461}He's off in the cool,|this 'un. {57462}{57521}- Who trumped?|- I thought it was you. {57534}{57577}- Ray.|- Yeah, what? {57578}{57634}Look what I got|from the sex clinic. {57635}{57685}- What is it?|- Viagra. {57686}{57732}- What, the real stuff?|- It's the real stuff. {57733}{57785}- You take them, do you?|- All the time. {57786}{57835}And it does the job?|Get one over here. {57836}{57877}There you go.|One of these-- {57878}{57952}and for five hours|strong like wood. {57953}{57998}- Give me another one.|- All right, mate. {57999}{58085}- Like Lawrence of Arabia.|- You want one? {58086}{58146}Like Lawrence of Arabia|before the little boy. {58147}{58170}( laughter ) {58171}{58230}- Let me give one to Alan.|- Pass them around. {58231}{58283}Nothing's happening. {58284}{58332}No, it takes about half an hour|and then it clicks in. {58333}{58389}Can I have your attention|please, everybody? {58390}{58445}The sheik has arrived.|I don't want nobody {58445}{58500}to look him in the eye,|because it's deemed unlucky {58501}{58545}in the Middle East, so I want you|to turn your backs. {58546}{58599}Turn your backs.|You're not worthy of him. {58600}{58676}Come on. And you.|Turn your back. Everyone. {58677}{58762}Sheik, your--|Oi! Ah-ah! Turn! {58763}{58809}I feel like my head's|got the horn. {58809}{58856}Sheik, your room is ready, sir. {58857}{58910}- Alaikum-salaam.|- Shaleem, donner kebab. {58911}{58957}And if you feel the sheik's|presence in the hotel {58957}{59024}you turn your back.|Do you understand? {59025}{59061}You're not worthy. {59062}{59110}I'll get the photographer,|but I always need pictures. {59111}{59146}That's what the readers want.|They want pictures, pictures... {59147}{59190}- We can do pictures?|- Yeah. {59191}{59229}We'll give you anything|you want, {59230}{59273}but you've got to give us|that front page. {59274}{59310}You get them together,|I'll get the photographer. {59338}{59378}- Mr. Kloudermanns?|- Yes, indeed. {59379}{59448}Mark. Pleased to meet you.|Nice to put a face with the fax. {59449}{59485}Please call me Will. {59486}{59545}Did you bring|the Gagarin pear? {59545}{59584}I have it here. {59585}{59635}- Is it working?|- What do you think? {59636}{59688}I feel like Saturn 5.|I'm ready to take off. {59726}{59767}They're always so dynamic. {59768}{59831}Very, sort of,|cut and thrust. {59832}{59940}Mr. Kloudermanns,|this is Sheik Yakouri. {59941}{60005}I'm so excited.|I've been up all morning. {60006}{60048}- Your Highness.|- Take a pew. {60049}{60097}- Is this the merchandise?|- It is, indeed. {60098}{60136}Right, let's have a look. {60137}{60190}Would you like a nice|cup of coffee? {60191}{60250}- Coffee would be good.|- Omar, coffee, please. {60251}{60308}- How do you take it?|- Oh, they're fantastic. {60309}{60356}Look, these are the Gagarin-- {60357}{60404}Would you like some coffee?|Coffee's hot. {60405}{60448}Coffee would be fine,|thank you very much. {60449}{60516}- Perhaps you'd like cream?|- No, thank you. No cream. {60517}{60560}Black. {60590}{60648}What sort of value|would they be? {60649}{60776}Here you would be looking|at say, ��750,000. {60777}{60833}I'm getting so excited. {60834}{60858}Whew. {60859}{60907}And is that|what we're looking for? {60958}{61009}Okay, chaps, take him over|the chaise lounge, {61010}{61056}and tie him up. {61056}{61100}- Right!|- No! {61100}{61163}Please, don't hurt me. {61164}{61207}I've got money. {61208}{61254}Have him over, Bill. {61255}{61303}It is not necessary|to tie me, {61304}{61368}but be gentle|and use lubricant. {61369}{61432}What did he say? {61433}{61470}Easy on. {61471}{61519}You ain't another|back door merchant, are you? {61520}{61569}Thanks for coming down|on your break. Don't be angry. {61570}{61652}I just want to say,|I'm sorry. {61652}{61730}I've been horrible to you.|Really horrible. {61756}{61803}Let me show you something.|Come here. {61804}{61880}Look at this.|Look at all of that. {61881}{61963}That whole studio is now|"Rural Widows." That's us. {61964}{62024}Oh, excellent. Yes!|Great. {62025}{62062}Brilliant. {62132}{62195}Yeah? I apologize.|Do you accept that? {62196}{62264}Yeah, I do.|Don't get too familiar. {62265}{62313}- Get your hands off me.|- Okay. I'm sorry. {62344}{62389}Jon: I'm gonna get|South London's coke {62390}{62431}out of the back|of that car. {62432}{62492}We got the information,|let's act on it. {62493}{62586}If we cause a war, so what?|War's good. {62587}{62635}Take the Falklands,|do you know what I mean? {62665}{62713}Jon: We was invaded. {62732}{62784}And we said,|"No, we're not having that." {62785}{62827}Just weren't gonna have it.|So we got a task force together, {62828}{62891}and went down there|thousands of miles away, {62892}{62927}freezing cold, {62928}{62989}outnumbered I think,|six to one I think it was, {62990}{63058}did the business.|Did the job. Got it back. {63059}{63156}And it took a war to make|this country great again. {63219}{63288}Oh, no, here's George.|All right, Georgia? {63335}{63407}( laughing )|I'm just checking me windows. {63408}{63463}Ray: Thank you, Viagra.|Right. {63464}{63523}Think of me as the sword {63524}{63580}and you as the scabbard.|Okay? {63581}{63631}I don't know where|you get these ideas from. {63632}{63675}Right, come on, babe,|talk Italian to me. {63675}{63743}- I don't know any Italian.|- Yes, you do. Go on. {63743}{63832}- Giorgio Armani.|- Oh, that's lovely. {63833}{63879}Christian Dior. {63879}{63916}Oh--! {63917}{63996}And the other one--|oh, Vidal Sassoon. {63997}{64073}Oh, baby!|Is he Italian? {64074}{64119}I don't know. {64120}{64196}" Your kisses|lift me higher " {64197}{64270}" Like the sweet song|of the choir " {64271}{64336}" And you light|my morning sky " {64337}{64397}" With your burning love " {64447}{64491}" It's coming closer " {64492}{64565}" The flames are now|licking my body " {64617}{64657}" Won't you help me? " {64658}{64720}" I feel like|I'm slipping away " {64778}{64822}" It's hard to breathe " {64823}{64898}" My chest is a-heaving " {64899}{64942}" Heaving, heaving, heaving " {64943}{65042}" Lord have mercy,|I'm burning the whole day " {65107}{65179}" Your kisses|lift me higher " {65180}{65245}" Like the sweet song|of the choir " {65268}{65328}" And you light|my morning sky " {65329}{65370}" With your burning love " {65370}{65437}- I love you, honey.|- " With your burning-- " {65438}{65485}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love " {65512}{65586}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love " {65587}{65656}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love " {65682}{65752}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love " {65752}{65829}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love " {65830}{65910}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love " {65952}{66002}- That's it then.|- Yeah, that's the one. {66003}{66038}Definitely. {66040}{66104}The car in front|is a Toyota. {66105}{66165}- It is.|- Go on then. {66166}{66210}What are you gonna do? {66211}{66251}Watch. {66535}{66604}Excuse me?|You couldn't tell me the way {66605}{66657}to the nearest police station,|could you? {66658}{66703}We look like|tourist information? {66704}{66754}Get out, you freak. {66755}{66805}- What?|- Fuck off, mate! {66806}{66866}All right. {66867}{66915}Man: Can you believe|that wanker? {66916}{66985}Coming and,|"Can we have directions? " {66986}{67010}( laughing ) {68081}{68139}What's this? {68140}{68204}- What?|- Shut up! {68205}{68248}I'm going to tell you|about me now. {68249}{68290}Me for a change,|all right? {68291}{68357}About me.|Not a-fucking-bout you. {68358}{68425}I've done some terrible things|in my life I ain't proud of. {68426}{68475}I've done things|for love and for honor, {68476}{68524}for people I love, right? {68525}{68587}See this shit|in this fucking rag? {68588}{68653}You mugged me off!|Mugged me off! {68678}{68729}Made me look|a fucking mug! {68730}{68770}Babe...? {69102}{69146}( chuckling ) {69169}{69216}Jon: I fucking|don't believe it. {69370}{69422}I'm fucking shaking. {69524}{69573}Listen, you know what? {69574}{69601}What? {69602}{69654}We gotta make sure|this is just between me and you. {69655}{69699}Listen to me.|Seriously now, {69700}{69757}we got to make sure|this is just between me and you. {69758}{69808}Yeah. Yeah, yeah.|Fucking right! {69809}{69892}- No one else. I mean, no one.|- Have some of that. {69938}{69986}Sean: I like what you've done|with this place, it's lovely. {69987}{70085}It's kind of... distressed. {70130}{70184}It's a bit like me really--|distressed. Minty. {70185}{70221}Tight lipped.|Pissed off. {70222}{70325}South London--|I'll shit 'em. {70326}{70384}Sean: Got half the mechanicals|in Brixton breathing down my neck. {70406}{70459}Geezers I'm supposed|to be protecting, {70460}{70510}that pay me|to look after them. {70511}{70560}Two of them got gatted. {70561}{70624}And my cocaine got stolen.|My own Percy. {70625}{70678}Out of my back pocket,|bosh-- {70679}{70727}someone had it on their toes|with my fucking cocaine. {70750}{70804}I'm not a happy bunny, Ray. {70895}{70958}I don't know what to say|to these fellas! {70959}{71005}For fuck's sake. {71030}{71075}You dirty mug. {71076}{71133}Now, a little birdie told me,|in fact I know-- {71182}{71272}that one of your crew here,|one of your boys... {71273}{71308}nicked it. {71337}{71383}And I know who it was. {71415}{71488}It was your new|boy wonder, Jonny, here. {71536}{71605}Now, do I have|your word, Ray, {71605}{71685}that you didn't|nick my cocaine? {71686}{71734}Jon, did you nick|his powder? {71735}{71766}Of course not. {71767}{71811}No. {71812}{71852}On your life? {71853}{71897}Yes. {71928}{71991}And that is your word,|is it, Ray? {72025}{72095}Ray: Yes. {72139}{72207}Bollocks.|Hold that, mate. {72208}{72236}Ray: Sean. {72237}{72308}Sean, don't be|like that. {72364}{72449}Bill, go and sort him out|a case of champagne. {72450}{72504}Alan, do something.|Make yourself busy. {72505}{72556}Come on, Fats. {72639}{72700}You didn't take his powder,|did you? {72701}{72749}Of course not. {73260}{73331}All right, me brudder.|What's up, sta? {73332}{73409}Man: I'm not your brother|and I'm not sta. {73410}{73480}What's been going on here then?|It's like fucking beer garden. {73481}{73546}- Been drinking Red Stripe?|- Yeah, cut the crap. {73547}{73599}Two of mine are dead. {73600}{73640}My coke's missing. {73641}{73703}What are you gonna do about it?|What am I paying you for? {73704}{73764}How long have I known you?|Two years, yeah? {73765}{73819}Nothing like this has ever|happened before, right? {73820}{73867}Straight up. {73868}{73918}I'm sorry about your mates|being capped, {73919}{74000}but I'm going to shit down|a world of pain on these geezers. {74000}{74035}You want your bugle,|you want your trumpet? {74036}{74087}It's right here, mate.|Here you are. {74088}{74192}Here's your trumpet.|There, lovely. {74193}{74247}And I'll get these boys|for you, all right? {74248}{74314}- Peace. I'm out.|- You better. {74315}{74427}I've lost two portions|of cocaine. My cocaine! {74461}{74515}My credibility is mullered|with the boys from Brixton! {74516}{74581}Absolutely trashed|because of you. {74582}{74623}I'm surrounded by doughnuts!|He's got a point! {74624}{74689}We're supposed to be|looking after him! {74690}{74754}Now, when I see those|North London boys, {74755}{74808}I'm gonna rip their heart out|and shit it, right? {74809}{74855}Now you sort yourself out. {74856}{74909}And you, open the door|and take me home. {74910}{74958}Take me home. {75056}{75130}What is all this, Sean?|Look, all this grief. {75131}{75195}Ray wants peace.|Northside wants peace. {75196}{75249}Sean: Quiet. Enough.|Belt up, Bill. Shut up. {75250}{75314}Put a sock in it, mate.|You're taking libs. {75315}{75409}You're in my gaff now.|Behave yourself, mind your manners. {75410}{75487}Now, quite frankly|I'm a little pissed off! {75513}{75562}Coming here with a case|of champagne saying, {75563}{75616}"I'm sorry. Ray wants peace"?|Bollocks. {75653}{75719}I'm down two parcels|of Percy. {75761}{75876}Yeah, two parcels|of my own cocaine gone. Bosh. {75930}{75995}You know how I know|you've done it? {75996}{76027}You've only gone|and signed off! {76028}{76095}You signed "Mug" on the side|of the car, you doughnuts! {76148}{76236}And that is why I'm gonna|have to tie you up now. {76288}{76343}I'm only the driver! {76343}{76362}( doorbell ringing ) {76506}{76544}Hi, John. {76545}{76582}Sades, this is|a nice surprise. {76583}{76646}Yeah. I've got|a present for you. {76696}{76747}- Hello, John.|- All right, John? {76801}{76850}Ray: See, this isn't stressful.|This is the good bit. {76851}{76899}Up here, you. {76947}{77001}You've broken my nose! {77002}{77049}Dom: No.|Let's have a look. {77050}{77085}Do you reckon|that's broken? {77086}{77120}No. {77160}{77208}It is now. {77209}{77258}That was a good one,|wasn't it? {77259}{77297}John: Not in the face! {77325}{77398}John, if you ever go|to the papers again, {77399}{77448}far worse is gonna|happen to you, right? {77449}{77524}- You'll be dead, bastard.|- Please, not in the face. {77570}{77611}This is stressing me out. {77612}{77673}You've got it wrong, mate.|This gets rid of the stress. {77674}{77737}All of this gets rid|of your violent tendencies. {77738}{77782}- Really?|- Yeah, really. {77783}{77828}I'll have another bit, then. {77829}{77898}- John: Remember the face.|- Excuse me. {77899}{77941}John: Thank you. {77942}{77996}- See?|- Yeah, I feel good. {77997}{78039}- I told ya.|- I feel good. {78071}{78130}Man: Oh, I think somebody's|seen something. {78185}{78232}There, Rick.|There's my little Charlotte. {78233}{78282}She's lovely.|Absolutely lovely. {78283}{78327}Yeah.|She looks like you. {78328}{78397}Matthew, make sure|that's done up properly. {78398}{78473}That is the legendary Bill,|ex-Special Forces. {78474}{78531}Might have a gun up his ass,|mightn't he? {78532}{78589}Tight enough for you, is it? {78590}{78642}Turn him around. {78643}{78697}Look at the state|of you, Alan. {78698}{78739}Why do they call you|"Fat Alan," eh? {78740}{78808}Have you farted? {78809}{78860}Dirty sod. {78861}{78907}You're a smelly tubby,|aren't you? {78908}{78967}What's this, a six pack|or a party of seven? {79032}{79107}What's that, Fat Alan?|Does that hurt? {79108}{79161}( Alan groans ) {79162}{79225}Stick your finger in it. {79259}{79308}Oh-hh! {79309}{79385}Trevor: Deep, ain't it?|Oh, that's deep. {79386}{79441}Where's your shotgun now? {79470}{79532}Where's your shotgun now,|you bastard? {79561}{79634}It's not up your ass,|is it, Action Man? {79674}{79748}Action Man hasn't|got an an ass, has he? {79749}{79799}He hasn't got a cock {79800}{79856}and hasn't got|balls either. {79915}{79972}I'm going to have to|stick this in your behind {79973}{80051}and shoot you a little|ring piece, Action Man... {80087}{80121}Woman's voice:|Look around the tree... {80121}{80201}..and make you cry|and make you wish {80201}{80273}you were back|in the fucking British Army. {80353}{80408}Quite frankly,|I'm getting bored. {80409}{80452}Time will wait|for no man, Trev. {80453}{80492}Let's get this party|rolling a bit. {80493}{80529}You know what to do.|Take him to the kitchen. {80530}{80589}- Oh, and put the kettle on.|- Cup of tea? {80589}{80624}- Lovely.|- What do you want, Matthew? {80625}{80701}- Pop.|- Bill! Bill! {80702}{80788}Haven't you got anything|to say for yourself, young man? {80817}{80866}Say something! {80867}{80908}Jesus. Rick! {81111}{81192}- Have they got any pop?|- No, there's only Ribena. {81193}{81227}Matthew: I want pop.|Fizzy pop. {81228}{81298}What's this about you and Sadie|having a row {81299}{81393}over a poxy story in the paper|that ain't even true? {81393}{81425}How'd you know|it's a poxy story? {81426}{81499}Everyone knows that|that lot write rubbish. {81500}{81547}- That ain't me on the front page.|- I don't care. {81549}{81603}You've gotta go|and make it up with her. {81604}{81685}- No, I ain't got to.|- I'm telling you-- {81686}{81756}- I got nothing to be sorry--|- It's true, Ray. It really is. {81757}{81807}- Shut up.|- Yeah, shut up. {81808}{81857}That ain't me|on the front page. {81858}{81914}Listen, she's a diamond.|We all love her. {81915}{81972}You've got to make it up|with her. {81973}{82028}You've gotta tell her|that you're sorry! {82029}{82120}You get out there now|and tell her you're sorry. {82121}{82170}- You are. I'm telling you!|- That ain't me. {82171}{82240}I don't give a shit.|Get out there now! {82241}{82288}Ray: Oh, don't|drive me mad. {82337}{82389}Look how he's walking... {82390}{82408}( chuckling ) {82409}{82500}with his tail between his legs,|just like a little puppy dog. {82534}{82588}( men jeering ) {82637}{82721}- Aw, Trev, he's lovely.|- He's lovely, isn't he? {82722}{82772}Ain't he got|a shiny coat? {82773}{82790}( whistling ) {82828}{82879}Sean: Oh, he's lovely. {82880}{82926}Look at that expression-- {82927}{83013}that little inquisitive thing|in his eyes. {83014}{83067}Trev, did you|give him the, uh--? {83068}{83136}Four tabs.|Microdots from Amsterdam. {83165}{83221}Matthew: Who's a little|trippy doggy? {83294}{83347}Come here, boy.|Don't be shy. {83348}{83428}Who's a little|trippy doggy then? {83429}{83467}Give him some lunch. {83468}{83503}Is that the one|the breeders recommend? {83504}{83536}They do. {83537}{83591}Good, because I wanna|give him the best. {83592}{83698}I want him to have|a nice shiny coat. {83760}{83806}Matthew: Oh, man,|that stinks! {83807}{83839}Trevor: I'm thinking of|entering him for Crufts next year. {83840}{83908}- Here you are.|- Eat it. Oh, the dirty bastard! {83909}{83939}Jesus Christ! {83940}{83988}Trevor: That's gone|all over him. {83988}{84075}Look at him.|He's chewing it! {84076}{84111}- Chew it!|- Go on. {84112}{84176}Eat your dinner. {84177}{84242}- There's a good boy.|- Eat it properly. {84243}{84302}- Oh, you dirty dog.|- Right then, Matthew. {84303}{84377}It's time for the old|marigolds, I think. {84378}{84455}- Why not, sir?|- Lovely. Off we pop. {84456}{84521}There you go.|Do mine up proper, man. {84522}{84581}Don't want to get shit|on me old Boateng. {84582}{84660}Do you know what I mean?|Right, then. {84661}{84687}( snapping ) {84688}{84743}Let's go to work. {84743}{84795}- Should we worm him?|- Lovely. {84796}{84874}Oh, Taff, I think you'll be|wanting that. {84875}{84937}- Thank you, boss.|- Off you go. {84938}{84982}Oh! My God. {84983}{85049}- Oh, Jesus Christ.|- Bad dog. {85050}{85113}Bad dog. {85114}{85188}I've had enough of this.|Boys, upstairs pronto. {85189}{85249}Turn the bath on.|Let's do Bill first, all right? {85250}{85307}Come on, soldier. {85505}{85569}Get him round here.|Drag him along. {85570}{85633}Come on, soldier boy,|time for your bath. {85904}{85955}( Bill growling ) {85991}{86045}Ray: Sorry. {86046}{86091}Oh, it's looking good. {86091}{86137}Look, he's just like|all the geezers. {86138}{86197}His bark's worse|than his bite. {86199}{86233}( growling ) {86387}{86465}- Let's go upstairs.|- Get rid of them first. {87047}{87088}Out the window! {87089}{87126}( smashing glass ) {87160}{87205}Shit. Run! {87343}{87390}( Alan groaning ) {87469}{87540}Woman: Are you all right? {87618}{87677}- Ray: Looking well, Bill.|- Cheers. {87854}{87914}How is he? {87914}{87965}His temperature and pulse rate|are up and down a bit, {87966}{88022}but his bowel movements|are fine though. {88022}{88086}- What happened to him?|- Oh, sorry, Ray. {88087}{88178}They force fed him LSD,|they tortured him, {88179}{88224}and they threw him|from an upstairs window. {88225}{88279}Is that all? {88280}{88333}They fed him|dog food as well. {88334}{88384}Chunky? {88440}{88499}I want you to go to South London|and see Sean again. {88500}{88560}Tell him I've got to have|a meeting in the open. {88562}{88629}I want to be friends again.|I can't have this bollocks, {88630}{88673}people are getting hurt. {88674}{88741}Jon: This could be it.|It could go off. This could be war. {88742}{88806}Listen, Jon,|this is a good opportunity {88807}{88877}to calm things down.|All right? {88878}{88948}So you let me|and you let Ray do the talking. {88949}{89021}We've known Sean|for a long time. {89022}{89088}- It'll be good to--|- Here you are. {89089}{89152}- Is that for me?|- Yeah. {89153}{89206}It's loaded, be careful. {89233}{89278}- Are we going tooled up?|- Yeah. {89343}{89394}I'll show you how to use it|on the way down. {89395}{89439}Don't point it|at anyone you like. {89478}{89552}- How are you, Sean?|- I'm well, Ray. You? {89553}{89597}Good. Did you get|the champagne? {89598}{89642}- Yeah.|- Did you like it? {89643}{89677}No. {89678}{89745}You've got to have|that Lauren Perrier pink. {89746}{89809}You have it with the peaches|in the syrup. It's nice. {89834}{89894}- It's a Belini.|- Is it? {89895}{89954}I don't like champagne.|The bubbles go up my nose. {89955}{90025}Where's my coke? {90025}{90104}I haven't got your coke.|Why the fuck would I want it? {90105}{90192}- Why would I want your coke?|- Because it's worth a mint! {90193}{90221}Where is my coke? {90222}{90299}- I haven't got your coke.|- I know you do. {90300}{90386}Don't mack me off|like a two bob. It's Sunday. {90437}{90508}"Mack"? What's that mean?|What's that, a new term? {90509}{90574}Sean, this is bollocks, mate. {90575}{90617}Let's have a little talk. {90618}{90678}I wanna be friends.|This is bollocks. {90679}{90735}Well, let's talk. {90736}{90807}Come around here then.|We'll have a little walk. {90808}{90859}I'll tell you what,|a much better idea, {90860}{90901}you come around here,|we'll have a walk down there. {90902}{90944}No, I don't wanna|come around there. {90945}{90988}Ray: You're mob-handed.|Let's me and you have a walk. {90989}{91042}I'm mob-handed?|Have a look around. {91043}{91121}- Jude: Who me?|- Ray: Hold up. Hold up! {91122}{91182}Hold up! {91183}{91240}Don't bunk in. {91241}{91296}I called the meet.|Let's have a little walk. {91297}{91366}- You come around here.|- No, I don't want to. {91367}{91434}I do not want to come around|that side of your fucking car! {91435}{91490}- Come around here.|- Meet in the middle! {91491}{91541}- I ain't meeting in the middle!|- Why not? {91542}{91614}Let's just have a walk|and a talk, me and you. {91615}{91665}- Why don't you come around?|- I don't wanna come around! {91666}{91747}( yelling ) {91748}{91791}Let's have a talk!|A walk and a talk! {91792}{91839}- Come around here!|- This is bollocks! {91840}{91891}No, it ain't bollocks!|You get around here and talk. {91892}{91923}Gun! {91954}{92008}Fucking hell, he shot me|in the head! {92009}{92057}Let me have a look. {92058}{92128}- It's coming out the back!|- It's a scratch! {92129}{92190}I've got burns off my fucking|lighter, haven't I? {92191}{92231}( yelling, gunfire ) {92589}{92651}Alan! Alan,|can you hear me? {92652}{92695}Get the big boys|out of the van. {92696}{92765}Get the van open! {92876}{92919}Give us the keys! {92949}{92992}Move it! {93062}{93102}( banging on door )|Open the door, you fat wanker. {93103}{93167}Alan, get the boys! {93168}{93223}- What are you fucking doing?|- I'm trying! {93312}{93360}You muppet! {93386}{93419}Move! {93743}{93792}Give me a gun! {93793}{93852}Ray: Give me a gun!|Bloody hell! {94158}{94200}Over there, not at us! {94243}{94260}Bloody... {94292}{94345}ridiculous! {94604}{94680}Lovely! Lovely!|Who wants to shoot me? {94681}{94737}Who wants|to fucking shoot me? {94738}{94810}You wanna row with me?|Fucking slags! {94811}{94890}So much for my fucking|singing voice! {94891}{94948}You South London--! {95044}{95095}( gunfire stops ) {95145}{95182}It's outrageous. {95843}{95892}( laughter ) {96313}{96366}Listen to this. {96366}{96463}Fix bayonets! {96699}{96762}( sputtering whistle ) {96763}{96846}Van!|Get the fucking van! {96914}{96965}Run. Come on! {96966}{97020}- Hang on a minute.|- What do you mean "run"? {97346}{97410}Jesus Christ!|Drive! {97702}{97752}"Fix bayonets"? {97753}{97816}What the hell|was all that about? {97817}{97909}This is no good, is it?|We need the big guns! {97910}{97965}You, you bastard! {97966}{98021}I told you to get some longs,|didn't I? {98022}{98080}- Didn't I tell you--?|- Ow, me hole! {98081}{98141}Didn't I tell you|to get me some longs? {98142}{98189}I can't take this anymore.|It's driving me mad. {98190}{98252}Why don't we have|the big fucking guns? {98294}{98339}( chattering ) {98368}{98424}Jude: Me and Jonny's like that|over the top of the cars. {98425}{98483}We were taking out|the windows-- {98484}{98546}That's how you do it.|Get their heads down with the AKs. {98547}{98581}That's what it was. {98582}{98613}Hold up. {98614}{98663}Shut up! {98727}{98800}Now I've had a divy up.|We used over 200 rounds. {98801}{98862}The only person who hit anything|was Jonny boy here. {98883}{98940}I mean, I've got a pinhead|who thinks he's a bow-wow, {98941}{98984}the jellyfish|and Freddy fucking Krueger. {98985}{99024}What a firm I've got. {99025}{99055}( laughing ) {99097}{99154}It's good though. We sent them|through the long grass. {99155}{99219}Yeah, chased St. Trinian's|out of the playground. {99220}{99313}Personally, I find that|a nice little fire fight, {99355}{99413}it separates the men|from the boys, don't it? {99414}{99448}Ray: Hear, hear. {99471}{99509}- Oi, Dom?|- Yeah? {99510}{99578}This is one time you ain't|gonna shag the bridesmaids. {99579}{99620}Not in this anyway. {99621}{99708}Mark, don't you think|this rehearsal's a bit stupid? {99709}{99764}No, I don't think it's stupid.|I think it's essential. {99765}{99822}Look, the reason why|I've got you here today {99823}{99879}is I need to know|how the fabrics and the colors {99880}{99920}respond in the light. {99921}{99979}Look, they don't match.|So, one of these has gotta go. {99980}{100032}I've ordered flowers|for the apse, {100033}{100060}so how do I know what colors|I'm gonna use? {100061}{100106}Glad you think it's funny. {100107}{100171}This gives me a clearer idea|of what to do on the day. {100172}{100249}And I've got a gut feeling|this is gonna be fantastic. {100250}{100311}I thought this was it.|I thought I'd done it. {100312}{100397}I thought everyone|would be mad for it now. {100398}{100452}This was real.|This was war. {100496}{100535}But no, {100549}{100616}this was about a bloody wedding|in a bloody church. {100679}{100747}But I still had|one card up my sleeve. {100748}{100779}Yeah. {100805}{100864}I still had|one more chance. {100865}{100924}Go on, take him.|Take him. Good lad. {100925}{100975}( speaking Welsh ) {101115}{101155}Will you stop speaking|to him in Welsh? {101156}{101212}Listen, if you don't like it,|fucking learn it. {101213}{101268}- ( doorbell rings )|- And you learn to drive. {101425}{101486}Hey, Nula,|did you hear the door? {101487}{101532}Yeah, I think so. {101727}{101759}Oi. {101809}{101869}( clicking ) {101870}{101913}Jonny. {101914}{101945}Shut up. {102002}{102047}Shit. Fuck. {102048}{102106}Shit! Shit! Shit! {102513}{102564}Even though the gun jammed, {102565}{102627}I still think|they got the message. {102658}{102721}Sadie: I can't wait to shag you|in every single room. {102789}{102839}Oh, you're getting hard. {102840}{102883}I'm getting all right,|don't worry. {102884}{102952}Listen, I want you|to feel something. {102953}{103014}- Feel that?|- Yeah, I can feel it. {103015}{103077}- It's a bit bigger, isn't it?|- Yeah. {103078}{103158}I'm putting weight on.|I'm pregnant. {103159}{103227}Baby, I'm pregnant. {103227}{103285}I'm gonna have|a little Raymondo. {103331}{103383}I love you. {103423}{103479}It's fucking brilliant,|isn't it? {103479}{103542}- You're having my kid?|- I'm having your baby. {103593}{103642}- Shall we stay here tonight?|- Do you want to? {103643}{103678}Yeah. {103716}{103773}- I'll get rid of Alan.|- Yeah, you do that. {103774}{103844}Alan! {103845}{103902}What do you want? {103903}{103955}What are you doing? {103956}{104006}Were you hiding|behind that tree? {104007}{104070}There's nowhere else to go. {104071}{104124}You've been listening|to what I was saying? {104125}{104184}- Sorry.|- Fuck off. {104185}{104249}Go on, take the car and go.|I'm staying here tonight. {104250}{104314}- I'll phone you tomorrow.|- Shall I take the basket? {104315}{104383}No, just go. {104384}{104450}Fucking help us.|You're getting like a nonce. {104451}{104494}Fucking hanging about|all the time. {104529}{104611}Computer voice: "Straight ahead|toward the roundabout." {104612}{104707}Around the roundabout|the ragged rascal ran. {104708}{104764}Computer: "Turn left." {104765}{104827}Just here?|Oh, God, I've missed it. {104845}{104926}"You have made|an incorrect detour." {104927}{105005}Yes, I know that,|but you bloody never told me {105006}{105053}until right|at the last minute. {105195}{105268}"You have arrived|at your destination." {105576}{105630}( swearing quietly ) {105793}{105881}You fucking Anglo-Saxon! {105957}{105987}( screaming ) {106102}{106207}Burn! Fucking burn,|you bastard! {106208}{106288}Enter the fucking dragon! {106339}{106410}No.|Leave me alone. {106410}{106470}I'm all right. {106470}{106524}I've got to get home. {106525}{106576}Have a nice|cheese sandwich. {106577}{106633}I left on the gas. {106682}{106741}Jude: No, I'll call you|in about half an hour. {106798}{106863}Yeah, whatever,|just stay in touch. {106864}{106906}All right. {106907}{106945}Yeah, all right. {106946}{107004}Jon: He's got more than|20 minutes, obviously. {107005}{107052}Oh, dear. {107080}{107126}It's all going off, mate. {107127}{107167}They just firebombed|Uncle Ray's car. {107168}{107221}- What?|- Yeah, Alan was in it. {107222}{107266}Ray was like that close|to getting in it. {107267}{107325}What do you think|they're doing? {107326}{107373}Well, he's probably|a little upset {107374}{107424}I tried to shoot him in the face|the other day, isn't he? {107445}{107489}- What?|- Yeah. {107490}{107532}I probably ruined|his whole week. {107533}{107587}I went round his house,|I stuck my gun in his face {107588}{107631}and it jammed. {107664}{107733}Lisa, can you take the girls|next door for a minute, please? {107733}{107784}Take the girls|in the bathroom. {107785}{107861}Fuck off into the bathroom! {107935}{108017}Jon: See you in a minute. {108017}{108065}When was this, Jonny? {108066}{108111}Two days ago. {108112}{108184}You never told me.|You never asked me. {108185}{108222}No, I didn't. {108223}{108272}I'm not gonna talk|about something like that, am I? {108273}{108352}I just had to go and do it.|I keep it secret. {108353}{108394}You know now. {108427}{108501}Firebomb.|What a poof. {108526}{108625}Firebombed--|firebombed. {108626}{108724}You firebombed the Northside,|you fucking lunatic! {108770}{108847}You Welsh streak of lanky piss,|are you mad? {108848}{108905}You've broken|the first cardinal rule, {108905}{108968}you do not fuck about|with people's families! {108969}{109044}I've got kids, Taff! {109045}{109110}Kids fucking burn! {109154}{109213}I should rip your throat out|and fuck the wound right now {109213}{109260}unless you're my cousin! {109261}{109318}You fucking better shape|your ideas up, son, {109319}{109375}I swear to God,|or I'll kill you right now! {109445}{109505}Go on, answer back. {109575}{109649}Shh! {109650}{109698}Oh, fuck.|Fuck it. {109775}{109833}What, has Fat Alan|had another ruby, has he? {109834}{109904}No, South London|bombed your motor. {109955}{110000}How's Alan? {110000}{110054}Well, for someone who's been|stabbed, tortured, {110055}{110128}force fed LSD, thrown out|of a window and blown up, {110129}{110193}I'd say he's feeling pretty bad.|Wouldn't you, Ray? {110194}{110251}What's his middle name?|Lucky? {110252}{110284}( all chuckle ) {110354}{110403}- All right?|- All right. {110442}{110484}So, what happened? {110485}{110540}South London|bombed me car. {110540}{110595}How's Fat Alan?|All right? {110596}{110666}Yeah, well,|seeing he's been-- {110667}{110715}Ask Burdis. {110738}{110797}Uncle Ray,|can I have a word? {110798}{110841}Won't be a minute. {111099}{111149}I know why all this|has happened. {111243}{111331}Jonny is uncontrollable. {111332}{111389}He went around to Matthew's,|that bloke Matthew, {111390}{111457}that Irish bloke,|no, Welsh bloke, {111458}{111506}and he stuck a gun in his face|in front of his family. {111507}{111560}In front of his kids. {111561}{111592}So... {111722}{111791}what are we gonna do? {111792}{111845}I don't know what to do. {111872}{111911}This is becoming a habit. {111912}{111967}Well, he's been stabbed.|He's been cut, {111968}{112046}he's been force fed LSD.|He's been burnt. {112047}{112118}He's been one of|the unluckiest men alive. {112119}{112166}Yeah, well, these things happen|in his game all the time. {112167}{112216}- He's a stunt man.|- Yeah, I'm afraid they do. {112217}{112270}What's happened now? {112287}{112339}Tell Ray what happened. {112374}{112429}- What?|- He got blown up. {112430}{112482}Well, I can see that.|Is he all right? {112509}{112564}Are you all right?|How are you feeling? {112645}{112721}He feels like he shouldn't be|in this line of work anymore. {112783}{112850}( men laugh ) {112894}{112965}Weeks went by|without a peep. {112966}{113013}No comebacks.|No revenge. {113014}{113078}No pissing and moaning.|Nothing. {113107}{113143}What's the matter, babe? {113144}{113191}I had to take your camel hair|to be cleaned today, right? {113192}{113247}Had to empty out the pockets.|I found this. {113248}{113303}Would you mind telling me|what you're doing {113304}{113349}shoveling this shit|up your hooter? {113350}{113426}It's to keep me going.|Long hours I'm working. {113427}{113492}"Keep you going"?|Me and you can't keep it going {113493}{113568}- with you taking this crap.|- I won't do it anymore, okay? {113569}{113627}- I promise.|- The other thing, what's this? {113628}{113682}- I don't know.|- You don't know what that is? {113683}{113718}- No.|- Are you sure? {113719}{113783}- No, where was that then?|- That was in your coat pocket. {113784}{113818}How did that get there? {113819}{113877}This might have something|to do with it. Come here. {113878}{113933}I've got something else|to show you. This is marvelous. {113934}{113982}Maybe you can explain to me|what all this is. {113983}{114041}Have a look at this.|What's all this then? {114091}{114145}I can explain. {114146}{114197}What are you doing|with guns in the house? {114198}{114281}Who are you?|Al Capone? {114283}{114341}They weren't nothing|got to do with Ray. {114342}{114411}- Is it to do with Fat Alan?|- No, no, no, I found them, Ray. {114507}{114613}Still, have you told him|about our little bit of news? {114614}{114665}We're pregnant. {114666}{114724}- I'm gonna have a baby.|- Are you? {114725}{114787}Yeah, well, no,|Kathy's gonna have the baby. {114788}{114861}- How lovely. Well done.|- We're really pleased. {114909}{114947}Thought I'd ask,|you know what I mean? {114948}{115002}You ain't got to ask,|you're like my partner. {115002}{115058}If you wanna leave, you leave.|Still coming to my wedding? {115059}{115126}- Yeah, of course.|- Gotta have a bit of the Elvis. {115126}{115186}Oh, yeah, I'll do|me Elvis bit for you. {115186}{115261}All right. I know you're all|gagging to get up here... {115325}{115381}..for the karaoke,|which I love. {115382}{115471}Raymond is all done up|in his costume. {115472}{115517}What are you gonna|sing tonight, Ray? {115518}{115558}Ray: "Burning Love"|with Kathy. {115559}{115602}Lovely. {115603}{115661}And Fat Alan, I know|what he wanted to sing tonight. {115662}{115709}He wanted to sing "Fire." {115781}{115846}Or "How Much Is That Doggy|In The Window? " {115950}{116011}But he can't sing because|he's got a bit of darby trouble. {116039}{116117}We'll enjoy ourselves tonight.|Have an old fashioned party. {116118}{116165}So everyone get up here tonight|and have a sing-song. {116166}{116226}Some blinding singers|here tonight. {116227}{116283}I'm not having a go,|cherry tits. {116284}{116330}I just feel stupid|in this outfit, that's all. {116331}{116397}You look stupid,|but that's the point, ain't it? {116398}{116457}- You made me wear it.|- This is all part of it. {116458}{116553}- What's the matter?|- I feel stupid in this outfit. {116554}{116606}- No, you look great.|- See? {116607}{116683}- Do you feel good?|- I feel all right. {116684}{116734}Then what's the matter|with you? {116735}{116789}- Get back on the karaoke.|- No, no. {116790}{116844}Come on.|Everyone loves you. {116845}{116878}- Do they?|- Yeah. {116879}{116920}Oh, all right then. {116943}{116997}Gonna sing a little song|for me and Sadie tonight? {116998}{117066}Me? Nah. {117067}{117145}- What do you know?|- They wouldn't have it. {117145}{117205}Well, what is it? {117206}{117244}"Avenues and Alleyways." {117245}{117291}Tony Christie.|Lovely words. You're on. {117292}{117351}John, how's your nose?|All right? {117352}{117414}I want you singing tonight, mug.|Don't let me down. {117545}{117617}"When You Are A King."|Will you sing it for me? {117618}{117677}Let me finish this fag|and this drink. {117678}{117756}Come on.|I want you to sing it now. {117757}{117813}Sing it now.|Sing my song. {117813}{117860}It won't take long. {117861}{117937}" Tore your shirt again " {117938}{117988}" Fighting in the rain " {117989}{118037}" With what's his name " {118038}{118092}" Shoe black on your face " {118093}{118149}" You're really a disgrace " {118150}{118210}" Your mama smiles|all the while " {118211}{118304}" Because she loves you,|she will worry so " {118305}{118355}" And if you're a good|you know that " {118356}{118420}" When you grow|you'll be a king " {118444}{118516}" Never do a thing " {118517}{118583}" Four and 20 blackbirds|sing along " {118584}{118656}" Royal gifts they all|will bring " {118689}{118740}" When you are a king " {118741}{118789}" Everywhere you go " {118819}{118877}" People bowing low " {118878}{118944}" Carriages to take you|anywhere " {118945}{119017}" Feet won't ever|touch a thing " {119056}{119127}" When you are a king... " {119270}{119316}- All right?|- All right, mate. {119317}{119355}Do you wanna--|what's 'er name? {119356}{119416}- No, I can't.|- Come on. {119417}{119472}I'm best man.|I've got to behave. {119473}{119546}- Just today.|- Yeah, all right. {119547}{119603}" Everywhere you go... " {119704}{119763}( tape volume increases ) {119797}{119892}" Yeah, I feel like|the force of nature " {119893}{119997}" Could make you sing|like a bird released... " {120132}{120221}" You know it's buried|beneath your feet " {120769}{120864}" For smoking all my stash " {120865}{120983}" For burning all my cash " {120984}{121090}" I bet you knew right away " {121091}{121155}" It's all over town " {121156}{121204}" That the sun's going down " {121205}{121300}" On the days|of your easy life " {121301}{121343}Jonifer...? {121439}{121524}" You don't know know|when or where " {121525}{121628}" It's all over town... " {121658}{121706}Gun! Gun! {121747}{121779}Sadie! {121831}{121887}Jesus! {121939}{121998}Get out of the way! {122557}{122606}Oh, my God. {122607}{122667}At my wedding!|At my fucking wedding!? {122686}{122728}Kathy: No! {122766}{122809}No! {122836}{122883}Ray! {122920}{122975}( screaming )|Ray! {123000}{123053}Ray!? {123121}{123226}Oh, my baby! {123259}{123373}Somebody help my baby! {123559}{123633}I thought Ray lost|the stomach for it after that. {123656}{123728}Months went by.|He spent his time in the country. {123729}{123801}Grew a beard,|went all rustic, you know? {123835}{123882}He struck this deal|with South London. {123883}{123935}Then months went by|and nothing happened. {123936}{123981}Nothing. {124022}{124090}"Glory of war"--|bollocks. {124134}{124217}Jonny, it's Jude.|How are you doing? {124218}{124264}How's it going?|I ain't seen you for ages. {124265}{124313}No, listen.|I've got two minutes. {124314}{124370}All the boys are going|to a fantastic party. {124370}{124438}Listen to me. Wake up|because this is important. {124438}{124475}All the boys are going|to a party tomorrow night. {124476}{124539}Fancy dress. We're all going.|Ray wants to see you. {124540}{124601}You've gotta come.|Fancy dress. Can you come? {124602}{124644}Jonny?|Can you come? {124645}{124714}- Tomorrow? Yeah.|- Can you get a costume? {124748}{124805}Jude: All right, Jonny. {124806}{124854}Well done.|Brilliant costume. {124878}{124963}Thanks very much.|I had murder coming over here. {124964}{125029}My car went bang and then|all the bits fell off it. {125109}{125181}Don't hate me,|we're about three hours early. {125225}{125265}I was going to say,|where's your Merry Men? {125266}{125350}Jude: We can have a drink.|Do you fancy a quick drink? {125351}{125398}I'm sorry about that, mate. {125398}{125461}They'll be here|any minute, I'm sure. {125462}{125521}Anyway, we can|polish this off. {125551}{125644}- Take a load off, Coco.|- Thanks, Mr. Hood. {125645}{125701}- Have a seat.|- Or can I call you Robin? {125702}{125744}Call me Robin, brother. {125755}{125797}Call me Robin. {125798}{125868}( buzzing ) {125923}{125965}- Hello, son.|- All right, Ray. {125966}{126021}- How's it going?|- All right. {126067}{126125}Jon: That's a nice beard.|What did you come as, {126125}{126186}"Grizzly Adams," is it? {126187}{126236}No, Sadie likes it. {126238}{126299}Says it gives me the appearance|of being softer. {126300}{126365}Like that fellow... Lear. {126471}{126523}Jon: That's not fair, Ray.|I mean, to be honest, {126524}{126593}we're dressed up|like a couple of nonces. {126593}{126653}Look what you've come as. {126654}{126731}You're a character, Jonny.|You're a throwback. {126732}{126783}Pour us out a drink, Jude. {126821}{126876}You got it? {126877}{126919}Jon: No. {126920}{127020}Ain't you got it?|What I've come as? {127021}{127065}What? {127065}{127095}Stuffing. {127096}{127125}( laughs loudly ) {127213}{127260}Yeah, yeah. {127441}{127492}Fucking hell. {127576}{127645}Still look all right? {127801}{127856}No, you look well, son. {127951}{128011}Ray, look,|if this is about {128012}{128089}all the coke and South London|and all that, right, yeah? {128090}{128179}This is about that|then it's not me, it's Sean. {128180}{128260}I mean, he's made it all up.|He's made it all up about-- {128346}{128404}Evening, Jonny. {128405}{128460}What's going on?|What's he doing here? {128461}{128544}Guess where Jude told me|to find your spank mags? {128582}{128623}With guns and knives... {128683}{128731}and my coke. {128750}{128807}- Bollocks.|- Yeah. {128808}{128864}What are you talking about? {128864}{128909}Jude. {128947}{129011}Shut up|and listen to him. {129023}{129099}Just shut up|and listen to him. {129159}{129243}Can you just explain|I'd never do anything like this? {129244}{129329}Not to you.|You know, I'd be hurting you. {129392}{129459}I need you to tell them|that for me. {129460}{129504}All right, all right! {129504}{129553}Okay, all right! {129554}{129651}You're the one|who's screwed up, Jonny. {129652}{129712}You "wouldn't do anything|to me"? What's that? {129713}{129770}That is fucking bullshit, mate! {129771}{129835}"Let me into the family.|The one thing you can do for me. {129836}{129896}Introduce me to your uncle."|I introduced you, {129897}{129946}and when did you think|of saying "thank you" for that? {129947}{130011}- I did it for you!|- You didn't do fuck for me! {130012}{130105}You did nothing but drag me|into more and more trouble! {130106}{130183}- Ask him about the guns.|- What about the guns? {130184}{130231}No one|was fucking tooled up. {130232}{130277}"Come on, hold onto this, Jude.|This one's for you. {130278}{130325}Don't put your hand|where you don't want--" {130326}{130384}- I was trying my best!|- Trying to do what? {130385}{130451}You were dragging my family|into the fucking firing line! {130452}{130508}- What about the coke?|- Yeah, and the coke!? {130509}{130551}The coke, man.|He asked me to get the coke. {130552}{130620}He wanted us to get the coke|because he wanted to stir it up! {130621}{130738}- What about Kathy?|- What about Kath, eh? {130739}{130825}Where's Ray?|He ain't even here to argue! {130826}{130884}You're a mug!|You're the fucking mug! {130885}{130962}- I'm sorry! I'm sorry.|- Are you really sorry? {131132}{131184}Matthew: I hope you don't think|it's a liberty, {131185}{131230}me turning up like this... {131400}{131483}but I thought|I'd show my face. {131535}{131594}Got to make the effort,|haven't you... {131595}{131682}"Jonifer"? {131683}{131746}( buzzing ) {131969}{132058}Oh... {132059}{132101}bear with me. {132162}{132200}Ray: Here you are, do it. {132201}{132223}( clicking ) {132223}{132274}Don't revel in it. {132275}{132306}( Jon breathing heavily ) {132395}{132458}( whimpering ) {132527}{132568}( strained scream ) {132569}{132593}Don't! Don't! {133179}{133233}Cheers. {133306}{133380}Here you are, Ray.|Do it. Don't revel in it. {133501}{133553}Oi, Yogi. {133637}{133673}Good shot. {133674}{133757}Ray, mate,|he's still twitching. {133758}{133812}- Is he?|- Yeah. {133992}{134054}There you go.|Shot him up the ass. {134055}{134092}You want to stuff|and mount that? {134093}{134144}Look lovely on your wall. {134145}{134205}Where's he from, the kid? {134206}{134256}- Wrexham.|- Is he? {134257}{134315}- Ray: Could he sing?|- Well, he could, Ray. {134316}{134353}( laughter ) {134354}{134395}Bit of a crooner yourself,|ain't you? {134396}{134450}- I can hold a tune, yeah.|- What that soppy song you sing? {134451}{134535}I sing "Fireball XL-5." {134536}{134589}"Avenue and Alleyways"|was silly Jonny's song. {134590}{134662}Good tune. {134662}{134741}" In the avenues|and alleyways " {134778}{134872}" Where a man's got to work out|which side he's on " {134873}{134961}" Any way he chooses,|chances are he loses " {134962}{135038}" No one gets|to live too long " {135039}{135093}" The avenues and alleyways " {135134}{135234}" Where the soul of a man|is easy to buy " {135235}{135316}" Everybody's wheeling,|everybody's stealing " {135317}{135400}" All the low|are living high " {135401}{135448}" Every city's got 'em " {135449}{135495}" Can we ever stop 'em " {135496}{135542}" Some of us... 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