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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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I cannot believe that I am
eating Nana Sugar's cookies
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with Nana Sugar.
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My mom and I used to try
to re-create your recipe,
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but we could never figure out
your secret ingredient.
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Oh, honey, nobody ever could.
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Cool! That's awesome, Cheryl.
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So who's the fella?
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He's that sportswriter
I was telling you about.
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Well, why are you sitting here
gabbing with me?
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It's just, he's the sweetest guy,
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and he's nice to everyone.
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And nice is typically not my type.
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- Let me tell you something, honey.
- Mm-hmm.
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Women always think
they need something edgy,
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but nothing beats
a classic chocolate chip cookie.
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So you think I could be
with a chocolate chip cookie?
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Like a glass of milk.
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Thanks, Nana Sugar. You're a real one.
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Are you ready for me
to send off your obituary?
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- I am.
- Okay.
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Oh, and, Nell, the secret ingredient?
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- It's mono-saturated glutamate.
- Ah.
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- Synced and corrected by actumaxime -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I didn't know someone was in here.
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It's me again,
the guy who's been stealing
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the news floor's coffee every day.
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You know, at some point,
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I'm gonna have to start charging you.
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Hey, so I am coaching
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the office softball game
tomorrow against KQUT.
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We got Carl, Mason, Cheryl.
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It's looking really good.
Cool, sounds awesome.
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Yeah, softball's really fun.
I used to play a lot.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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Do you want to play tomorrow?
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- Absolutely not.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Alright.
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Well... goodbye.
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- Hey.
- What?
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What is wrong with you?
Why didn't you say yes?
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- I thought you liked him.
- I used to play in high school,
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and I could get just...
I get a little bit competitive.
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But that was like 20 years ago,
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so I'm sure you're
not even that good anymore.
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- What'd you just say to me?!
- Okay!
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Have you seen these feet?
Do you know how fast I can run?
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Have you seen these arms?
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- Alright. I see your point.
- Mm-hmm.
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But, Nell, he just asked you out.
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And if you do not give a guy attention
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within five minutes
of him giving you attention,
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he biologically moves on.
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- That's fast.
- I know. I saw it on TikTok.
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You still brushing up on
how the youth dates these days?
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Yes. Which is why I will be
your Crush Coach, okay?
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I'm gonna help you keep
the softball monster at bay.
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So first things first, we got to
get you back in the game.
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- You're right.
- Yes.
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I'm going to tell him I'm in.
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- Yes! Put some rizz on it.
- Come again?
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I need to step away
from social media for a while.
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The coffee on
the sports floor is next level.
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Our coffee on the news floor
is so nasty it is undrankable.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna drink it.
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Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
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We need one more player
for the softball game,
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and I was hoping
someone was gonna take it,
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- but she didn't.
- Who's the halftime performer?
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If it's Beyoncé, I'm in.
If it's Katy Perry, I'm out.
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No, it's just a casual game
against KQUT News.
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- Did you say KQUT?
- Um, yes?
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I used to work for KQUT.
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Yeah. Almost had an on-air career there.
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- Oh, cool.
- Yes, it would've been cool.
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Would've been very cool,
until my office romance soured
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and my ex-girlfriend stabbed me
in the back after our breakup
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and ruined all of my dreams
of reporting traffic
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live from the chopper.
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Well, luckily, it all worked out.
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You have a husband and kids.
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And they do their best.
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But I always dreamed of running into her
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and telling her off to her face,
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and this is the perfect opportunity.
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Yes. Yes, I am in.
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- I'll need a mitten.
- A glove.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Hey!
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Hey, so, uh, you wanted to see me?
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I have very big news.
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Edward and I will be having
our first date tomorrow night,
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and I officially have
first-date jitters.
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Wow. This is a very busy day
for the Crush Coach.
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Okay, well, this one is a no-brainer.
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Just pretend that you have been
sleeping with Edward for weeks.
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Because you've been sleeping
with Edward for weeks.
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Yes, but a date is
so much more intimate.
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Sam, we have to look at
each other from across a table.
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Order from a menu.
Split an iceberg wedge.
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Is an iceberg wedge
more intimate than...?
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Oh, Sam, I plan on spending
the entire day prepping,
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mm-hmm... a blowout,
makeup, teeth whitening.
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Alexis, did you know that
the newspaper is playing KQUT
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in a softball game tomorrow?
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I did not. I'll have it
canceled immediately.
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C... Canceled? No. You see,
I've had a longstanding rivalry
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with the station's owner,
Sharon Darynson.
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At Rupert Murdoch's White Party,
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she stole that last shrimp on the buffet
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right out from under me.
I had already called it.
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I know how much you hate
shellfish power games.
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So I want her to see me at the
game tomorrow with my daughter.
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Why? Because her children hate her.
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Well, so much for my day of date prep,
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all because of my warm
relationship with my father.
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- Yeah.
- Alright. I've been thinking about it,
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and I changed my mind.
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I definitely do want to be in the game.
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- Oh. Uh... Oh, damn.
- What?
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I just gave the last spot to Dennis.
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What? But you wouldn't mind
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giving Nell your spot, would you?
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No. I am going to go out
onto that court,
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single-handedly win the game,
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and give Pearl a piece of my mind.
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Nell, we'll miss you tomorrow.
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- Okay.
- Dennis, I'm going to
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get you some softball tutorials.
Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Dennis... Dennis, what the hell?!
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TJ wanted me to play.
If I don't make it on that team,
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- he's gonna biologically move on.
- Oh, I did see that TikTok.
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But, girl, I cannot support
an in-office flirtuation.
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- What?
- No one should have to go through
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what Pearl and I did.
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You're welcome.
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Hey! See you on the field
tomorrow, buddy boy.
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We'll talk crypto strat in the dugout.
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- Thanks.
- Sports.
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Mason, good morning.
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So, I need your spot
in the game tomorrow.
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Ohh, no can do, Shmelly Nelly.
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Linkedln says
that out of office activities
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are the number one way to network
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and make meaningful connections.
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I didn't want to
have to do this, but, um...
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I know some things
you don't want out in the open.
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- Like what?
- Three words...
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Christmas party. Wrapping paper. Tina.
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It's yours.
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Wow, that was a good guess.
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Welcome to the big game!
The Rumble in the Park,
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the battle of the presses,
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the first ever head-to-head
throw-down between KQUT
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and your SoCal Independents.
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- Ooh! Hey, look at you.
- Hey.
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This outfit says I'm a player,
and I'm a playa.
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- I am.
- Yeah.
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But I'm not sure I can
say the rest for my team.
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Carl's doing Karate Kid.
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Ruth wore Birkenstocks.
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And, Greg, what is Greg even doing here?
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Greg is allergic to bees!
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Okay, so we're not going
to care about any of that.
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- We are going to focus on flirting with TJ.
- Right.
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Got it, got it, got it, got it,
got it, got it.
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- Ooh, boy, that's a lot of gum.
- Mm-hmm.
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- What's going on here?
- What?
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These look like they're from
the '80s and not the good part.
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Those are my lucky shades.
I took my team to state finals
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- in those.
- They should have stayed there, okay?
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So time out. Pay attention
to your Crush Coach.
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- Uh-huh.
- Okay. There we go. Head in the game.
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These are the only plays that
you need to care about, alright?
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The first one is called the Look Away.
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- Okay.
- We're gonna smile.
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Gonna laugh.
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We're gonna look away.
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- I can do that.
- Next up is the Squeeze Play.
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- This is how the Squeeze...
- Oh, I know the Squeeze Play.
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This is when a batter bunts,
and the guy on third
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tries to steal home.
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Get that out of your brain.
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That is disgusting.
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The Squeeze Play goes down like this.
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- Okay.
- You do a touch.
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- Oh.
- You do a squeeze.
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- Ooh.
- You do a release.
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- I just got goosebumps.
- I know!
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Alright, well, thank you
for the training,
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but don't worry, I got this. Yeah.
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- Today is about me and TJ.
- That's right.
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I'm not even going
to think about the fact
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that Cheryl is in the outfield
pulling dandelions.
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Cheryl, what the hell are you doing?!
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- Get up!
- This is gonna be a long season.
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To your feet, Cheryl! To your feet.
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Today's game is a veritable
who's who in news and softball.
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I believe I spot
kajillionaire Duncan Rhodes.
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How fun.
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Chairs with no armrests or cushions
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- or backs.
- Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Sharon Darynson.
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Look at her, huh, showing up
in her business casual,
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trying to make me feel bad,
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like I'm some kind of stiff,
out-of-touch corporate titan.
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Well, not today, Sharon Darynson. Huh?
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Do me a favor. Hold this, will you?
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Put the hot dog down.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Whitening trays.
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I have a special meeting later tonight.
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Keep the mouth apparatus
away from Sharon Darynson.
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Wow, I love the cleats.
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Thanks. Yeah, I'm still the same
size I was in high school.
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Okay.
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Hey, team, let's huddle up.
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Alright. I want today
to be all about fun.
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Win or lose, we're
gonna have a great time.
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- Mm.
- What position do you guys want to play?
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I don't care,
as long as I get the chance
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to tell my ex-girlfriend
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that she is a life-stealing,
poisonous serpent.
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- So... third base?
- Yeah, sure.
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Cheryl, what position
do you think sounds fun?
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Well, shortstop sounds cute.
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It sounds like short stack,
and I love pancakes.
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That is cute.
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Um, Coach, just, uh...
just curious. I... I really love
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the, like, "win, lose, picking
positions for fun" thing.
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But also, when I used to play,
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you know, we would give people
positions based on their skills
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so that we had the best chance
at winning.
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Nell bringing the fire. I like it.
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- Oh. Rah.
- Yeah. Where do you want to play?
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Oh, it doesn't matter to me,
but... Shortstop.
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Sorry, Cheryl.
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- Mm!
- Ah, ow.
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- Okay. You can have shortstop.
- Yay.
241
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Cheryl, I think you're gonna find
242
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second base a lot of laughs.
243
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Doesn't sound like short stack.
244
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- Let's go ahead and warm up.
- Yeah.
245
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I think I have three or four
bottles or something.
246
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,781
- Oh, God. Lexi's here.
- Why don't you go sit with her?
247
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- I can't.
- Why?
248
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I've prepared two hours' worth of topics
249
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to discuss on our first date...
250
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college, movies,
251
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favorite land mammal
should get us through dessert.
252
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But I can't afford to burn
through any of these
253
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,878
- before tonight.
- I'm sure you will
254
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come up with something
to talk about naturally.
255
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Open conversation isn't really
a comfortable space for me.
256
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If I know women,
257
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Lexi definitely wants you
to come over there.
258
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Oh, please don't come over here.
259
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,684
- Go on.
- Please don't come over here.
260
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,478
Look at her, huh?
261
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,521
Trying to play the mind games.
262
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,522
Yeah? I'll take the bait,
Sharon Darynson.
263
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,321
Hello, Sharon. I didn't see you here.
264
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,782
I saw you see me, so that's a lie.
265
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,034
So, how's TV news, huh?
266
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,411
Oh, I'm sorry, are you legally allowed
267
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:25,457
to refer to what you spray
all over the screen as "news"?
268
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,417
Our numbers have never been better.
269
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,753
How is print journalism? Is that
still circling the drain,
270
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,838
or did society already flush it?
271
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,257
- We're holding our own.
- That's because
272
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,259
my asthmatic 97-year-old grandmother
273
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,261
still subscribes to your paper.
274
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:40,306
She uses it to line
her cockatoo's birdcage.
275
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:43,977
She's incontinent.
The bird, not my grandmother.
276
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,436
Grandma's as tight as a drum.
277
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,979
You know what? You and your grandma
278
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,480
can insult me all you want,
279
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,024
but I don't think you're going
to be so full of yourselves
280
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,276
when you lose today.
281
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,194
Oh, really? Well, if you're
so sure you're going to win,
282
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,653
why don't we make a little wager
283
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:58,031
to make this game
a little bit more interesting?
284
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:01,032
A little shrimp wager? No, thanks.
285
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,494
Let's go jumbo, Sharon Darynson.
286
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,166
Let's see who we have in the crowd.
287
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,293
Any lovebirds for the kiss cam?
288
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,294
- Hello, there.
- Hello.
289
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,674
So, this is softball.
290
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:19,675
Yes. I love how...
291
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,932
outside it is.
292
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,101
You're gonna do that
right out here in the open?
293
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,770
What are you, a cop?
294
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:29,979
How's our girl doing?
295
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,314
She seems a little intense.
296
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:34,315
Nell! Hey, Nell.
297
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,321
What the hell kind of sign is that?
298
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,907
Pull your braid over your shoulder.
299
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,908
It looks really cute that way.
300
00:11:45,108 --> 00:11:46,901
- Like that.
- You ready to play?
301
00:11:46,902 --> 00:11:48,527
- I was born ready.
- Good.
302
00:11:48,528 --> 00:11:50,279
- Oh.
- 'Cause I'm gonna call this game
303
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,864
tighter than a beetle's butt crack.
304
00:11:51,865 --> 00:11:54,241
You're gonna rue the day
you stole my spot.
305
00:11:54,242 --> 00:11:57,242
I am gonna haunt your dreams.
306
00:11:57,788 --> 00:11:59,747
- Batter up!
- Geez.
307
00:11:59,748 --> 00:12:01,499
Play ball!
308
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,500
♪ Here she comes now sayin' Mony Mony ♪
309
00:12:04,836 --> 00:12:08,089
You're out!
310
00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:09,507
Looking good out there, Serrano.
311
00:12:09,508 --> 00:12:10,591
Thanks.
312
00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:13,592
♪ Come on Mony ♪
313
00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:16,680
Great job out there, Carl!
314
00:12:16,681 --> 00:12:19,350
Yeah. Keep it up. "It" being your glove
315
00:12:19,351 --> 00:12:22,019
so that you don't miss easy flies, okay?
316
00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:24,522
- Nell!
- ♪ You gotta toss and turn and feel all right ♪
317
00:12:24,523 --> 00:12:25,773
I mean I believe in your ability
318
00:12:25,774 --> 00:12:27,358
to use your hands and your eyes!
319
00:12:27,359 --> 00:12:29,527
- You want a drink?
- Yes!
320
00:12:29,528 --> 00:12:32,528
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
321
00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:36,075
♪ 'Cause you make me feel ♪
322
00:12:36,076 --> 00:12:38,077
- Safe!
- What?!
323
00:12:38,078 --> 00:12:40,204
Safe?! Safe?! Are you kidding?!
324
00:12:40,205 --> 00:12:42,540
Did you see what I saw? Safe?
You know what's not safe?
325
00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,930
You're not safe, Mason. So you
better sleep with one eye open,
326
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,931
you little bi-i...
327
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:51,646
beautiful baby boy. Mm!
328
00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:54,565
Ah, rough start
for the SoCal Independents.
329
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:57,566
Let's see if someone scored
in the stands.
330
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:04,406
Have you... seen any good movies?
331
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,617
Yes.
332
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,622
Awkward.
333
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,208
And now up to bat,
Dennis Simbeaux-Jones.
334
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,918
You got this, Dennis, okay?
335
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,503
- Easy out!
- You just get on first,
336
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,589
and ol' Nelly's gonna
take you right on home.
337
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,507
- Easy out!
- You know, I already
338
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,051
told off Pearl this morning.
339
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,635
- Oh!
- In the shower.
340
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,721
In my head.
It actually went really well.
341
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,848
Mm. Did you get on base in the shower?
342
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,516
'Cause that's what I need you to do.
343
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,894
Okay. Let's go.
Come on, Dennis! Let's go.
344
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,895
Oh. Whoo!
345
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,357
Yeah, easy out.
346
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,774
Also, he'll ditch you on your birthday
347
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,068
to watch a preview
of "Shrek the Musical."
348
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:44,447
Previews are where the magic happens.
349
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:52,121
Strike one. Strike.
350
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,623
Strike three. You're out.
351
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:57,418
I told you.
352
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,170
- Wrong way.
- Huh?
353
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,713
Got it.
354
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,590
I love the feeling of winning.
355
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,593
It's like eating the last shrimp.
356
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,512
I knew it was on purpose.
357
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,890
Of course it was. I saw the way
you looked at that shrimp
358
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,475
and then made a yummy sound.
359
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,144
You left the tail
just to taunt me, didn't you?
360
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,313
Here's the kicker.
I'm allergic to shellfish,
361
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,315
so it made my throat close
and my mouth laugh.
362
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,120
Yes! Yes!
363
00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:34,469
Ah, another disappointing ending
for your SoCal Independents,
364
00:14:34,513 --> 00:14:35,930
who are down 4-0.
365
00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:38,725
Okay. Time out! Nell? Okay.
366
00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:40,685
How do you think it's going today?
367
00:14:40,686 --> 00:14:42,854
Well, I don't think we're going
to make it on SportsCenter,
368
00:14:42,855 --> 00:14:44,758
but we're having fun and doing our best.
369
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,009
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
370
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,135
Nell, what do you think?
371
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,054
Yeah, I... I think what TJ said.
372
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,180
Alright, what if I told you
373
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,390
I had $1 million riding on this game?
374
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,142
- What would you do differently?
- I'd bring Carl in.
375
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,393
He can barely pick up a stapler,
376
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,561
let alone throw from the outfield.
377
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,605
I'd move Sara to first
'cause she can't run
378
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,774
in those heel spurs.
And Dave is a lefty,
379
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:01,775
so I'd bring him to the right field,
380
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,110
- and I'd push Jill to center.
- Interesting.
381
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,528
Alright, give me the ball, Skipper.
382
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,279
Alright, Nell's the coach now.
383
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,948
Oh, I... No, is... He was doing great.
384
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:14,452
You came to win the game.
385
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,247
What the hell you looking at?
386
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,876
Huh?
387
00:15:23,108 --> 00:15:25,423
Here's where we're at, folks.
SoCal is losing,
388
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,676
romance is fizzling, and rumor has it
389
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,844
there's a major wager on the game.
390
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,054
- I really screwed that up.
- You did,
391
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,055
and I was giving you all the signals.
392
00:15:34,641 --> 00:15:35,851
What is that supposed to even mean?
393
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,727
Your boobs look great,
and it makes me really happy.
394
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,604
We've been drinking.
395
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,814
Okay, what am I supposed to do now?
396
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,148
Duncan wants me to win,
397
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,608
TJ thinks I'm a softball monster,
398
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,568
and now our flirtuation is a disaster.
399
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,279
That is called a "flirsaster."
400
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,323
That's funny, Cricket.
401
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,324
Cricket, this is not funny, okay?
402
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,692
This is a very delicate situation
403
00:15:52,693 --> 00:15:54,744
where one person needs to admit
that they like the other one,
404
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,496
but we're running out of time.
405
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,747
Come on, Crush Coach,
what am I supposed to do?
406
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,290
Let me consult the experts.
407
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,750
I follow this great
22-year-old influencer.
408
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,377
- She will know exactly what to do.
- Okay?
409
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,128
Are you two
really looking at social media
410
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,089
to figure out how to
talk to people and be real?
411
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,548
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
412
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,217
- Do you know what we did in my day?
- Mnh.
413
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,302
We talked to people, and we were real.
414
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,595
- That sounds so hard.
- It's a lot of work.
415
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:17,725
- Yeah.
- Wow. Was that fast?
416
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,726
- Yes.
- Ohh. Good.
417
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,854
Does this do anything else?
418
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,191
No.
419
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,196
I feel like this isn't working.
420
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,033
I was hoping it was just me.
421
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,118
Maybe we're just not meant
422
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,204
for this whole
sitting and talking thing.
423
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,999
Maybe we're just two sexual beings?
424
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Only meant for bodily connection
and nothing more?
425
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,255
Oh, good God.
Look at Mason gulping that down.
426
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,468
I've seen buzzards
with more self-control.
427
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:52,552
I hope he got consent
from the water bottle.
428
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,348
Look at Ruth.
She's holding on to that bat
429
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,225
like it's her second husband.
430
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,185
I hear the bat's refusing
to go to couples' therapy, too.
431
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:07,234
Hey. So, um...
432
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,944
- I'm sorry.
- About what?
433
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,988
You're this nice chocolate chip cookie,
434
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,031
and I'm a softball monster.
435
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,866
Are you okay?
436
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,661
I've been trying
to hide this part of who I am,
437
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,079
because I didn't want you to see
438
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,039
that I'm actually really competitive.
439
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,833
Oh, I already knew that.
440
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,419
Strike three! You're outta here!
441
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,629
And that's the bottom
of the sixth, folks.
442
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,797
Alright, let's take the field.
443
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,798
So you don't care that I'm so... me?
444
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,843
Are you kidding?
I love how passionate you are.
445
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,596
So, you like me?
446
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,473
Like, like me, like me?
447
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,684
Nell, I come to your floor every day
448
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,811
to have coffee
that tastes like New Jersey
449
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,896
just to see you.
450
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,690
Yes, I like you, like you very much.
451
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,400
- You said it.
- Yeah, I did say it.
452
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,401
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
453
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,031
Wait... Um, you're kind of
leaving me hanging here.
454
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,782
Because I don't know.
455
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,909
- I have to think about it.
- Yeah, of course.
456
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,037
You're a dummy! Of course I like you.
457
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,039
- You do?
- Yeah. Play better, though.
458
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,749
It's embarrassing.
459
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,251
Are we playing ball,
or are we playing grab-ass?
460
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,086
Let's go!
461
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,104
Okay!
462
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,773
Top of the ninth.
It's a real nail-biter.
463
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,858
Bases are loaded. Two outs.
464
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,194
This could be the last chance
for SoCal Independent.
465
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,946
Print journalism could really
use a win here, folks.
466
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,948
- Alright, Dennis! Let's go.
- Alright, Dennis. Dennis, let's go.
467
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,742
Remember, you should be reporting live
468
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,369
from a flood zone right now,
but Pearl took that away!
469
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,746
And as luck would have it,
470
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,749
up next is Dennis Simbeaux-Jones.
Oh, crap.
471
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,085
You can do this,
you excitable little fella
472
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,253
whose name I keep forgetting.
473
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,838
You're such a great leader.
474
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,508
Yeah! Nobody's stopping my Dennis.
475
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,926
That's quite the stance. That is...
476
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,886
- That is an interesting stance.
- Oh.
477
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,013
Here comes the pitch.
478
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,978
Ow!
479
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,313
- Oh! Yes!
- Oh! Oh!
480
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,398
- Ow!
- Take your base.
481
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,733
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
482
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:12,734
Yeah! Dennis, you did it!
483
00:19:12,765 --> 00:19:13,765
You stood there and you did nothing,
484
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,612
and now you get to go to first base!
485
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,696
What is this game?
486
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,989
Let's go!
487
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,532
- Let's go, baby!
- Run!
488
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:23,161
Pearl, you're going down.
489
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,830
Yay, Denny!
490
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,792
Oh, Benny, you guys made it! Hi!
491
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,543
Whoo-hoo!
492
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,340
What am I doing?
493
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,092
- No, no, what is he doing?
- Just go.
494
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,344
Oh, for crying out loud.
495
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,224
- No. No, no, no, Dennis!
- No, no!
496
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,725
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- No, no, no, no, Dennis.
497
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,185
- Dennis, go back! Go back!
- Aah!
498
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,186
Runner outside the base path.
You're out!
499
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:55,360
That's the ballgame!
500
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,778
How do I get out?
501
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,572
- The door over there!
- Thank you so much.
502
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,240
And that's out number three.
503
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,951
This game is over.
Who's giving me a ride home?
504
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,536
You think you'd take a million dollars
505
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,289
- instead of our actual bet?
- Not a chance.
506
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,290
Uh-huh. Yeah.
507
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,711
- Sorry we lost.
- Ah, we almost had it,
508
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,214
but Dennis really imploded. Ugh!
509
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,800
Is that gonna be us?
An office romance gone wrong
510
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,719
that's gonna haunt us for years?
511
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,138
Wow. Romance. That's a big word.
512
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,557
Yeah. You're right.
513
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,392
- How about this word?
- Mm?
514
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:30,270
Date.
515
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:35,982
Yes. I'm in.
516
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,611
He asked me out.
517
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,948
And that is how you play the game.
518
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,451
That's how you play the game.
Wait a minute.
519
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,452
- Did you say that already?
- I just said it.
520
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,331
We lost the game.
521
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,917
And since you were the coach,
the buck stops with you.
522
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,628
And you'll have to pay
the bet that I lost
523
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,963
to that petty woman, Sharon Darynson.
524
00:20:57,964 --> 00:20:59,506
I don't have a million dollars.
525
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:01,050
Oh, this is worse.
526
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:05,638
You will be taking care of Mrs. Crumball
527
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,308
for Sharon Darynson's grandmother
528
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,769
until she gets back from her cruise.
529
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,813
Around the world.
530
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,022
It was Dennis' fault.
531
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,482
I don't know who that is.
532
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,944
Okay.
533
00:21:23,693 --> 00:21:28,693
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