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♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Anytime you meet a payment ♪
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♪ Good times ♪
♪ Anytime you need a friend ♪
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♪ Good times ♪ ♪ Anytime
you're out from under ♪
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♪ Not gettin' hassled
Not gettin' hustled ♪
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♪ Keepin' your
head above water ♪
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♪ Makin' a wave when you can ♪
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♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Scratchin' and survivin' ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Hangin' in a chow line ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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♪ Good times ♪♪
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No, no. Now, Willona, you got
to watch one more time, hear?
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Okay. You are gonna get this
Rock for the community center dance.
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Now watch me. I'm gonna turn on
the radio, and we gonna dance. Okay.
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All right. ♪♪
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Now watch me.
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Thelma... Thelma, I don't
think I want to do that.
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Without music, you can get
arrested. Do you understand?
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Oh, no, you can't.
Come on. I'll try.
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Hips, hips. Wait, wait, wait.
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That's it. That's it. That's
it. Oh, come on. It's nice.
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Watch me now. All right!
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Whoo-whee!
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Ow! Swing it, Thelma!
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All right! Whoo!
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Whoo! Hey, Ms. Woods,
what you call that? The Rock.
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The Rock? This is the Rock.
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Bookman, when you do it,
it looks more like a landslide.
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We got us some cookies.
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Did y'all hear about the big
fight last night at the supermarket?
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Uh-uh. "Boom Boom" Belinda
and J.J. had it out something awful.
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- Ooh! What for?
- Over the dance Saturday.
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"Boom Boom" said she's tired of
J.J. dressing fancier than she does.
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So J.J. said... Well,
what can I say?
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When it comes to fashion,
I'm a model from heaven.
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In the clothes you
wear, you're a 747.
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Yeah, but I'm surprised that J.J. broke up
with "Boom Boom" Belinda before the dance.
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Hey! Hey, maybe this
is a chance for T.C.
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Right on. Wait a minute. What's
my helper got to do with J.J.?
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T.C.'s hot to trot for J.J.
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Hot to trot?
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I think it's time for you to
do your homework. Come on.
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Every time the good stuff comes
around, I gotta go study. Mm-hmm.
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Don't worry about it. We can
play gin at your house later.
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Come on over to
my place, big boy.
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We'll finish the gin, and
after that we can play cards.
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Penny!
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Well, I guess I better get
ready to fix this sink for y'all.
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Oh, can you imagine
that? A tub fixing a sink?
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Bookman, we told you about that
leak three months ago, you know?
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Yeah, but I didn't have
the things I needed to fix it.
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Here's your helper
now, hamburger!
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Hi, Willona. Hi, T.C.
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Hi, T.C.! Thelma.
Is, uh, J.J. here?
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No. Oh.
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Are y'all goin' to the dance
Saturday night? Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. We're gonna
go. I-Is J.J. going?
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Well, T.C., J.J. just broke up with the
girl he was gonna take to the dance.
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Really? Yeah.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Okay, T.C., that's
enough of that chitchattin'.
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You want to chase after
J.J., do it on your own time.
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And another thing,
young lady. You don't see
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me letting my love life
interfere with my work.
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How could nothing
interfere with nothing?
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T.C., get that sink fixed.
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Oh, by the way, Ms. Woods, don't
you have a shower for me to fix?
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No, no, no, no, no. That was five
months ago. Who needs hot water anyway?
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I know what you mean. I've been taking cold
showers ever since the day I got married.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, T.C., I thought J.J. was
going to take you to the dance.
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Haven't y'all been goin'
out for a month now?
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Yeah, Michael, but
it's only on weeknights.
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We watch the hockey games, the
basketball games, the wrestling match.
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I-I would like to be something
more than just one of the guys.
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What's wrong with me?
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Oh, T.C., it's not you.
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You know, when it comes to women,
there's something you must know about J.J.
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Oh, no! J.J.'s gay?
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Whew. No, no, no. That's
not what I mean at all.
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Well, see, his taste in women...
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Well, how can I say this?
You know, well, it runs to...
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Trash.
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Well, let's say
"flash." I mean...
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What she's trying to say is, his girls have
nicknames. He gives them all nicknames.
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Like "Boom Boom"
Belinda. Mm-hmm.
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Myrna... the Burner.
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And Nikki the Quickie.
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- Hey, everybody.
- Hey, Keith.
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How you doing? How you doing?
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I told you I'd remember to
pick up my suit. Good, baby.
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You were supposed to pick up my
dress at the cleaners. Where is it?
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J.J.'s got your dress. Don't
worry. He'll be up in a minute.
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He was just hustling the girl down at
the cleaners for a date to the dance.
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J.J. is going to take a
perfect stranger to the dance?
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She turned him down. But J.J.
wouldn't take no for an answer.
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When I left, she was
pressing his shorts...
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with him in 'em!
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J.J., will you look at my
dress? What are you doin'?
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It's got 50 creases in it!
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Willona, I'm lucky
that I'm not creased.
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You know, running through the
ghetto with a dress is not exactly easy.
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I had a wino wink at me. I had a
construction worker whistle at me.
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And some guy asked
me to go to a dance!
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Why didn't you go? Yeah.
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Hey, T.C., my main man.
What's happenin', brother?
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Hi, J.J.
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J.J., I heard you broke up with
"Boom Boom" Belinda last night.
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Uh, it's not gonna be easy to
get another date for the dance.
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No big deal, Thelma.
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All I got to do is pick up the
phone, make one quick call...
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and with my reputation, girls'll break
down the door just to get a look at me.
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J.J., and when they
do get a look at you,
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they'll break down the
walls to get away from you.
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Oh, yeah? I'm gonna make
one girl real happy tonight.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, what I'm gonna do is
go get my little black book...
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and let my fingers do the walking
through the yellow pages of L-U-V...
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Love.
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T.C., you better do something.
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What? Take the initiative.
Ask him out for a date.
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Well, I don't know.
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Hey, look, this is the age
of the liberated woman.
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I mean, I always enjoy it
when a girl comes on to me.
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Before you were married, right?
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Yeah, yeah. Long time ago.
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Girl, you better hurry
up before J.J. calls
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some bimbo, and you'll
be out on the limbo.
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Who is going to
be the lucky girl?
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So, J.J., this is your
little black book, huh?
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That's only from "A" to "G," Keith. I
couldn't carry the rest of it out here.
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Let me look at this
mess you got here.
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I've got it all indexed
and everything, see.
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I got it according to height, weight,
hair color, hair style, hair length.
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Even got a little extra star
down there for experience.
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J.J., did you go out
with a girl who's 38?
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Uh, that's not her age, Keith.
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That's her I.Q.
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Yeah, Keith.
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I even got dates according to present
dates, current dates and future dates.
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Mm-hmm. "Future
dates... Lola Falana,
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"Donna Summer, Princess Grace"?
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I like a little challenge.
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J.J., do you think that, um, uh,
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I wonder if you'd
like... "Chello?" Fifi?
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Yeah, this is J.J. here.
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Yeah, kiss, kiss
to you too, lover.
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I know this is a little far in
advance to be callin' you,
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but there's a dance
tomorrow night.
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You think you can make
it? Oh, you gotta babysit.
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Yeah, you gotta babysit for
little Timmy Johnson? Oh, oka...
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Little Timmy Johnson? Wait a
minute! That dude's 22 years old!
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J.J., if you need a date for the
dance, you don't have to call those girls.
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There's a sexy lady right
here in this living room...
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who would love to go
to the dance with you!
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Willona, don't you think
you're a little too old for me?
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You want a slap
across your nose?
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Uh, J.J., I have something
very important to ask you.
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Oh, yeah, I got something important
to ask you too, T.C. But you go first.
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Oh, no, it can
wait. Y-You go first.
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Well, you know, there's a
big dance Saturday night.
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- Uh-huh.
- And you know, we been goin'
out a little bit lately...
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Ya know, goin' to the football games,
basketball games, over at Hansen's, right?
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Yeah, I have so much fun. I always
have a good time when I'm with you, J.J.
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Yeah, yeah. We laugh.
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And we laugh.
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Remember that waitress
who spilled the drink on you?
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Oh! You mean that overdeveloped,
orange-haired hussy?
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Yeah. Yeah. What was her name?
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Oh, they called her Dottie...
"Dizzy" Dottie. Dottie! "Dizzy" Dottie!
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What a name! Oh, my goodness.
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Hansen's Bar? Let
me speak to Dottie.
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Yeah, Dottie? Yeah, this is J.J.
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Yeah, I was down there about a week
ago. Yeah, you spilled a drink on us.
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I just don't understand J.J.
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I mean, even when the
cocktail waitress turns him down,
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he goes to a singles
bar to try to hustle a date.
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What's wrong with me anyway?
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Hey T.C., you
finished in here yet?
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Please, Buffalo Butt!
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You might say
I'm finished, yeah.
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Bookman, can't
you see she's upset?
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She wanted J.J. to ask her
to the dance, and he didn't.
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Oh, that's too bad, T.C.
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I know how you feel.
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There's nothing in the world
worse than being dumped.
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You feel... You sorta
feel lower than dirt.
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You just want to
crawl in a hole and die.
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Booger, don't ever apply
for a job at Hallmark.
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You know, T.C., one
way to get rid of a broken
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heart is to just throw
yourself into your work.
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Bookman, I'm a
plumber. I fix toilets.
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I know that. But you'll get over
it, kid, 'cause you're a tough guy.
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See what I mean?
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I am tired of being one of
the guys. I am a woman!
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Right on, T.C.! And, T.C.,
don't be ashamed to show it.
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J.J.'s like every other man. If you wanna
cook his goose, you gotta catch his eye.
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There ain't no shame
in shakin' before bakin'!
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- What do you mean?
- Honey, you got to be feminine.
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There's a definite feminine
walk, okay? Now watch.
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Now, that would, uh, turn
the heads of most men.
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Yeah!
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And a few rhinos.
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Gee, I just put one
foot in front of the other.
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The girls that turn
J.J. on walk like that?
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No. They walk like this. ♪♪
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♪♪
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Plop!
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Well, there are other ways, T.C.
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You see, a woman can say a
lot of things with just her eyes.
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And her gestures. Watch.
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I didn't know there was
anything between us, Ms. Woods.
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There always is. Your stomach!
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I'll see y'all later.
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Hey, T.C., where are you goin'?
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I gotta take care
of some business.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Hey, I beg your pardon.
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Uh, I was just noticing that
you happen to be, uh, Aquarius.
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Oh, you're an Aquarius
too? Are you kidding?
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Whoo!
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Right there.
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Well, honey, you know, my
moon is in the seventh house.
227
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I know what
you're talking about.
228
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:53,872
We've been evicted a
couple of times ourselves.
229
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Uh, are you into
E.S.P.? Well, of course.
230
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Well, then, uh,
231
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would you happen to see us
spending the night together?
232
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Hmm. Well, I have a vision.
233
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Hmm? It's a moonlit night.
234
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Mm-hmm?
235
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And you and I are alone.
236
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Mmm! Mmm!
237
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:26,405
Oh, and you lean over,
and you whisper. Mmm!
238
00:15:26,474 --> 00:15:31,477
Oh, you whisper another
one of your lines, and... and I...
239
00:15:31,546 --> 00:15:34,706
And I just smack you
upside your head, chump!
240
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You're no Aquarius!
241
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:45,224
Uh, good-bye there,
mama. I'll call you later.
242
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:49,562
Yeah, my polo injury...
my knee... Yeah.
243
00:15:49,631 --> 00:15:53,032
Hey, string bean,
you struck out, huh?
244
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,735
Me, strike out? What
gives you that impression?
245
00:15:55,803 --> 00:15:58,679
Well, if that phony
smile of yours was any
246
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wider, your ears would
be inside your mouth.
247
00:16:01,809 --> 00:16:05,044
I mean, look, brother.
You cannot be phony.
248
00:16:05,112 --> 00:16:07,090
Girls are too hip for that.
249
00:16:07,114 --> 00:16:10,183
You got to be honest.
Honesty is the key.
250
00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:13,987
I mean, you got
to be, like, yourself.
251
00:16:14,055 --> 00:16:18,324
Yeah, honesty, huh? Guess you're
right. Honesty is the best policy.
252
00:16:18,393 --> 00:16:21,461
J.J. Evans. Robert Redford here.
253
00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:28,167
Listen... Listen, brother.
Let me tell you something.
254
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:31,670
You want some women?
I mean, just stick with me.
255
00:16:31,739 --> 00:16:35,174
I have not slept alone in years.
256
00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:38,511
Yeah, neither have
I, thanks to Michael.
257
00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:42,114
Matter of fact, the
last time I slept alone,
258
00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:44,717
I was in this incubator.
259
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:48,353
And the nurses was standing all
on the outside making eyes at me.
260
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:55,127
You see, I got this big,
big problem with women.
261
00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:58,464
I just cannot seem
to get rid of them.
262
00:16:58,532 --> 00:17:00,733
Oh, yeah? Well, if you're
doin' so good with women,
263
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:05,404
what are ya doin' in a
spot like this... alone?
264
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:09,775
Well, you see, I just haven't, uh,
seen what I wanted yet, you know?
265
00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:16,916
Ooh, until now.
266
00:17:22,223 --> 00:17:26,959
Hey, that is one
hunk of woman there.
267
00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:30,029
You know, I feel like I already
know her. Yeah, me too.
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00:17:30,098 --> 00:17:32,431
Ah, no.
269
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,433
No, no, no, no, brother.
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00:17:34,502 --> 00:17:39,238
That fox is gonna be displayed
in my trophy case tonight.
271
00:17:45,613 --> 00:17:50,115
Hey, sugar, sugar, where
have you been hiding yourself?
272
00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:53,486
I didn't know I was hiding.
273
00:17:53,554 --> 00:17:57,090
Well, not that much.
274
00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:59,658
T.C., I hardly recognize you.
275
00:17:59,727 --> 00:18:04,230
Well, if it isn't
little J.J. Evans.
276
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,970
Say, uh, you know this dude?
277
00:18:11,038 --> 00:18:13,439
Only by reputation.
278
00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:16,709
He's supposed to
be a real lady-killer.
279
00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:18,711
Him?
280
00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:23,215
Well, you know, what can I say?
281
00:18:27,455 --> 00:18:31,123
You could say
arrivederci, toothpick.
282
00:18:31,192 --> 00:18:34,159
Wait a minute here. Hold on.
T.C., how about me and you...
283
00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:37,563
goin' down and skippin' this
place and have a little hamburger?
284
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:41,400
Can you dig this?
285
00:18:41,469 --> 00:18:44,804
The great lover here
wants to have a hamburger.
286
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:51,077
And I suppose Billy Dee is
gonna want a chocolate shake too.
287
00:18:51,145 --> 00:18:53,545
Yeah, with two straws!
288
00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:57,216
He probably has
to be home at 10:00.
289
00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:02,722
J.J., listen. I
have a better idea.
290
00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:06,258
I happen to know that there won't
be anyone home at your place tonight,
291
00:19:06,327 --> 00:19:11,496
so why don't we just go back
there and have... dessert...
292
00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:14,433
If you know what I mean.
293
00:19:14,502 --> 00:19:18,471
Yes, I do know what you mean.
294
00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:29,415
That would be very, very nice.
295
00:19:29,484 --> 00:19:32,685
Oh, uh, just an
average night for the kid.
296
00:19:34,856 --> 00:19:39,291
Close your mouth there,
bro. You gonna let the flies in.
297
00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:54,607
Well, we're finally alone.
298
00:19:54,676 --> 00:20:00,245
J.J., why don't you fix
me a little something?
299
00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:02,548
Why? Is a little
something broken?
300
00:20:03,918 --> 00:20:06,719
- A drink.
- Oh, a drink. Yeah, a drink.
301
00:20:06,787 --> 00:20:09,955
Uh, some Kool-Aid?
Some root beer?
302
00:20:10,024 --> 00:20:13,526
Some ginger ale? Some
Fernet Blanca? Forget it, J.J.
303
00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:16,062
Uh, let's not waste
any more time.
304
00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:24,504
Uh, T.C., are you sure
you wanna be here?
305
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:32,244
It was my idea,
wasn't it? Yeah, uh...
306
00:20:35,349 --> 00:20:39,952
Couldn't we, uh, turn on the radio
and get the final sports scores?
307
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:45,991
The only scoring I'm
interested in is right here.
308
00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:51,230
T.C., you know, you
really surprise me.
309
00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:54,600
I-I always thought of you
as just one of the guys.
310
00:20:55,903 --> 00:21:00,606
Oh? Do I still seem
like one of the guys?
311
00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:03,308
Not any of the guys that I know.
312
00:21:05,713 --> 00:21:09,749
You know, T.C., this
is really surprising.
313
00:21:09,817 --> 00:21:14,720
I mean, you think you know a
guy... I mean, a woman... a Ms.
314
00:21:14,789 --> 00:21:18,691
You go to the football game with them.
You go to the basketball game with them.
315
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:23,663
And then all of a sudden...
Well, you know, I never dreamed...
316
00:21:30,271 --> 00:21:33,239
I never dreamed you
were this type of girl.
317
00:21:35,977 --> 00:21:38,878
J.J., you're so nervous.
318
00:21:38,946 --> 00:21:41,446
Is this your first time?
319
00:21:45,419 --> 00:21:48,154
Are you kidding?
320
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:55,861
It's just that I was expecting a
changeup, and I got a Vida Blue fastball.
321
00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:59,698
But, uh, I can't wait
to see your curve.
322
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:04,970
J.J., you're so
funny... and so cute.
323
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,274
Well, uh, let me go, uh,
324
00:22:09,343 --> 00:22:13,846
take off my jacket here, and
get ready for the real action.
325
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:17,383
Yeah.
326
00:22:19,988 --> 00:22:22,588
Where exactly, uh,
327
00:22:23,657 --> 00:22:26,025
were we?
328
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,094
Now... J.J., I was...
329
00:22:28,162 --> 00:22:30,963
Oh, J.J... J.J., please.
330
00:22:31,032 --> 00:22:33,399
J.J. J.J., stop.
331
00:22:33,467 --> 00:22:35,401
T.C., what's wrong?
332
00:22:35,469 --> 00:22:38,170
Look, J.J., I gotta
level with you.
333
00:22:38,239 --> 00:22:40,706
This isn't me.
334
00:22:40,775 --> 00:22:45,377
The hair isn't me. The dress
isn't me. This whole night isn't me.
335
00:22:45,446 --> 00:22:47,980
Well, then who are you?
336
00:22:50,584 --> 00:22:53,519
Don't you see,
J.J.? It's an act.
337
00:22:53,587 --> 00:22:59,391
I did this because I really like you,
and I wanted to attract your attention.
338
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:03,329
You're too nice a guy, J.J.,
and I feel guilty about fooling you.
339
00:23:03,397 --> 00:23:07,333
Uh, would you mind fooling
me just a little while longer?
340
00:23:07,401 --> 00:23:10,403
Is that what you
really want, J.J.?
341
00:23:10,471 --> 00:23:12,504
Uh, no, hold on, T.C.
342
00:23:12,573 --> 00:23:16,641
Uh, I'm not sure what I
really want... at least from you.
343
00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:20,846
But, uh, I think we should
take the time to find out.
344
00:23:20,914 --> 00:23:23,582
How much time, J.J.?
345
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:26,218
Well, uh, as much
time as we need.
346
00:23:26,287 --> 00:23:30,722
And we can start tomorrow by, uh, going
to the dance if you... if you want to.
347
00:23:30,791 --> 00:23:35,127
I'd love to. That is, if you're
sure I won't spoil your reputation.
348
00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:37,730
It's really not that
much reputation to spoil.
349
00:23:37,798 --> 00:23:41,200
You mean, what they say about
you on the ladies' room wall isn't true?
350
00:23:41,269 --> 00:23:45,037
Not only is it not true,
I'm sorry I ever wrote it.
351
00:24:02,022 --> 00:24:05,424
♪ Keepin' your
head above water ♪
352
00:24:05,492 --> 00:24:07,960
♪ Makin' a wave when you can ♪
353
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:11,130
♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
354
00:24:11,198 --> 00:24:15,601
♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
355
00:24:15,669 --> 00:24:18,237
♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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00:24:20,141 --> 00:24:24,243
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