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Hey, everybody.

Have I got news for you.

Oh, yeah?

What is it, Willona?

The boutique is taking on
a line of men's clothes.

Oh, yeah, and they look
good on you, Willona.

This ain't
no man's suit.

This is what the career
lady is wearing.

Well...

if that's what
the career lady is wearing,

I'm looking forward to seeing
John Wayne in a miniskirt.

This is for you, J.J.,
from the new men's line.

Go try it on. You look
great in clothes.

Yeah, 'cause he's built
just like a coat hanger.

Thelma...now,
you know that's not true.

Thank you, Miguel.

A coat hanger has
broader shoulders.

Come on and sit down, Willona,

and catch me up
on what's happening.

Oh, you mean you haven't heard
any of the gossip?

No.

I've been so busy,

and what with the painters
coming in tomorrow,

I just haven't had time
to keep up with things.

Well, get your head set
for an ear trip,

and find out what's been
happening to whom

and when and where
and how.

Okay.

Now, first thing
on the agenda...

you remember, uh,
Jack Engleson?

Mm-hmm.

Well, honey, he is
fooling around with--

Evelyn Harris.

And to get even,
Lily has been running around--

Arthur Carr.

Now, when Jack found out
about Lily and Arthur,

he left Evelyn Harris and--

And took up with
Arthur Carr's wife, Sara.

Right.

Now, Lily was not going
to take this lying down,

so do you know
what she did?

How should I know?

You're the one
with all the gossip.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

I'll get it.

Hi, Carl.

Hi, Michael. Thelma.

Hello, Carl.

Florida.

Hi, Willona.
Hi.

What brings you here
in the middle of the day?

Oh, I thought,
if you didn't mind,

I'd take, uh, Thelma,
Michael and J.J. out

for a little lunch
and for a little talk.

Uh, uh, who is minding
the store, honey?

Oh, I closed it
for a couple of hours.

Oh, you
closed it, eh?

Oh, I just love
going out for lunch.

Ma, can we go?
Please?

Of course.

Carl, where are
we going?

Do you know
the Pump Room?

You mean, we're going to
the Pump Room!

Pump Room.
All right.

Almost.

You have to pass by
the Pump Room

to get to the Burger Pit.

Oh, Carl!

Hey, J.J., come on out.

Carl's gonna
take us out to lunch.

Coming!

[CLEARS THROAT]

From Willona's boutique,
the look that is unique.

It's unique

'cause it's being worn
by a freak.

J.J.

Man, you look like
a giant Tootsie Roll

wrapped up
in cellophane.

Michael,
this is what's known

as "truth in advertising."

What you see...

is what you get.

Well, I hope
I don't catch it.

Carl, you're not really

gonna take that
to lunch, are you?

Thelma, hold it, honey.

This is the latest
in high fashion.

Well, you've got to be high
to wear something like that.

You know, J.J.,

I saw something like that once
when I was stationed in Paris.

See?

It was in a very fancy part
of Paris.

See, Flo?
I told you, honey.

I told you.

It was on one of those streets

where all of the designers
have their shops.

[FRENCH ACCENT]
Nothing but the very best.

It was in "ze garbage."

Who asked you?

J.J., you better change
if you're going to lunch.

I guess
you're right, Ma.

If I wore this outfit,

I'd put the hamburgers
to shame.

Not with those buns,
you won't.

Hey, Carl, what is it
you wanted to talk about?

Oh, uh...it'll keep
until we're alone.

Well, you know,

since Thelma's
gonna be there,

we won't be doing
any man talk.

Oh?

Now, what kind
of man talk

goes on
down at the shop?

Well, the usual.

You know,
like basketball, football...

and sex.

Are you telling Michael
about sex?

Certainly not.

Michael tells me about sex.

Well, Carl,

what are you being
so mysterious about?

I'm not being "so mysterious."

There's no secret here.

I've got nothing to hide.

Okay, then what do you want
to talk to the kids about?

It is none of your business.

Oh, Carl, don't be
such a tease.

Okay. Okay.

You forced me.

I have no other choice
but to tell you.

Now, here's what it is.

Oh, w-w-wait a second.

I'm gonna have to
swear you to secrecy.

Oh, hey--

Willona, Florida,
raise your hands.

Oh, that's silly.
Ridiculous.

Come on, come on.

Oh, all right.
Here, here, here.

Willona,
knowing you,

you'd better raise
both hands.

All right.

Repeat after me:

I hereby
solemnly promise.

BOTH:
I hereby solemnly promise.

That I will not
repeat one word.

That I will not
repeat one word.

[HIGH VOICE]
Of what I hear today.

Of what I hear today.

Keep your hands up.

Oh, really.
Come on, now.

Here's what it is.

Now, come closer.

I'm taking the kids
to lunch...

Yeah.

Because...

it's lunchtime.

Time to go?

Let's split.

Okay.

See you later,
Willona and Mom.

Have a good lunch.

Oh, go on.

[CHUCKLING]

Willona, I think
we've been had.

Bingo.

What do you suppose

he really wants to talk
to the kids about?

You mean you haven't
figured that out yet?

Figured out what?

Oh, well, I'll give you
a little hint.

[HUMS "HERE COMES
THE BRIDE"]

Oh, that's a catchy tune.

I'll give you
one more hint.

Something old,
something new,

something borrowed...

Carl's gonna talk
about our furniture.

Oh...

Now, you know
perfectly well

what Carl is gonna
talk about.

He wants to talk
to the kids

about you and him,
and him and you,

and marriage.

How can you say that?

The signs have been out there
for weeks.

The signs?
Mm-hmm.

Carl hasn't shown me any signs.

Not from him, honey.
From you.

From me?
Mm-hmm.

That's not so.

Then what about you
inviting him

to all those candlelight
ham-hock dinners?

I was just helping the president
save on electricity.

Mm-hmm.

And what about you
sitting through

the entire Chicago Bulls game,
including overtime?

Somebody's gotta
watch 'em.

And what about
you raising your hemline?

Oh, I did not raise my hemline.

Then you lowered
your knees.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Willona...
Huh?

You think that's really
what it's about?

Oh, yeah.

The way you two
have been acting,

of course
that's what it is.

This is just so sudden.

No, it isn't.

Flo, listen...

you're an attractive,
intelligent woman.

You got a whole lot
to offer Carl.

And he's
a good-looking man,

owns his own business.

He'd make
a fantastic catch.

And if you really
don't want him, honey,

pass him over.

Oh...

Willona.

Flo, do you
like the man?

Of course I do.

Do you like him a lot?

You know I do.

Flo...do you
love the man?

Oh, I knew it.

Oh, Flo.

Oh, girl, you don't know
how lucky you are.

You know, most of us get
one shot at happiness,

and you got two.

And I can't think
of a person

that deserves it more.

Oh, thank you, Willona.

Oh, Flo, what have you got
your fingers crossed for?

One, that you're right.

And two, that Carl don't put
any onions on his hamburger.

You know, Carl, um...

you know, you're on
your third hamburger,

and you still
haven't told us

what you wanted
to talk to us about.

Oh, I haven't, huh?

No.

Okay, kids.

Now, here's
what I have to tell you.

It's the most important thing
I've ever said in my life.

Uh, Carl, could you
pass the ketchup?

Now, you know
how I feel about you,

and I suppose you suspect
how I feel about your mother.

Uh, gotcha. Could I get
some of them onions, Carl?

Thank you, bro, man.

Okay, kids, now,
what I have to say

and how you accept it

can change the course
of our lives forever.

Uh, Carl, could I get
those pickles?

Yeah, yeah.

Now...it--

It-- It's important
that you listen--

That you listen
closely.

Are you gonna eat
that tomato?

Ohh!
Thank you, brother.

Look, now, this--

This isn't easy for me to say.

Uh, Michael, you gonna
eat that lettuce?

J.J., why don't you--

Kids!

I love your mother
and I want to marry her!

You want to marry...

Oh, wow.

That is great!

Hey, all right, Carl.

Hey, J.J., did you hear
what Carl just said?

Yeah, I heard that.

And when
I finish this hamburger,

you're gonna hear me say...

dyn-o-mite!

Dyn-o-mite!

All right!
Whoa.

Look what
I bought her.

This diamond
is beautiful!

That is bad!

Let the appraiser
check this thing out.

Mm-hmm. Let me see.

Oh, no. no, no, no.

That ain't no diamond.

That there is a ruby.

Okay.

Okay, kids.

Now, I have one stop to make,

but I'll be by the house
around 7:00.

And if you dare
tip anything to your mother,

I'll burn your butts.

Uh, wait a minute,
Carl.

She didn't say "I do,"

and until she does,
our butts belong to Mama.

We're gonna invite

Aunt Isabel,
Cousin Paul,

and Great-Uncle LeMar.
Hold on, J.J.

Great-Uncle LeMar's
been dead for over two years.

In that case,

we won't seat him
up front.

Wait a minute.

Now, we have 114 people
coming to this wedding,

and Carl has not made this thing
official yet, now.

FLORIDA:
Children.

What time is it?

Uh, two minutes to Carl.

What?
7:00, Ma.

He means two minutes to 7:00.
Oh, I better get Willona.

Hey, Ma,
where you going?

Where you going?

Well, Willona and I
are going to a movie.

Uh...you can't go.

And why can't we go?

Uh, 'cause, see,

you already
saw the picture.

[CHUCKLES]

J.J., this is nonsense.

We're going to see King Kong.

Uh-uh, Ma.
You can't go,

because you
have to prepare

for the painters
tomorrow.

They're coming,
right? You know?

Thelma, what do I have to do
to prepare for the painters?

Uh, you got to
scrub the walls.

You don't want
the painters to think

that you're
a sloppy housekeeper.

Flo, what is keeping you?

The line's gonna be
around the corner.

No, no, no, Mom.
It is cold outside.

Yeah. Come on in here.
Sit down. Sit down.

J.J.!
Sit down, Ma. Sit down, Ma.

Oh, now,
wait a second--
What is it?

Now, I'm gonna
tell y'all

the story of King Kong

and save you all
the $3.50 admission price.

Hey. Here's your popcorn.

Now, dig this.

Monkey meets girl,
monkey loses girl,

monkey goes to America,

finds girl again.

Monkey loses girl,
monkey finds girl.

Now, you see?

It's just a movie
about the lost and found.

Monkey climbs
to the top of building,

monkey loses girl.

Final score:
helicopters 5, monkey 0.

Everybody sends flowers

except the girl,
who sends a bunch of bananas.

WILLONA:
And now that that's done,
let's go see Rocky,honey.

But, um...
[KNOCK AT DOOR]

FLORIDA:
Now, who can that be?

Oh, I'll get this.

Oh, Carl,

what a surprise
to see you!

Two minutes late, bro.

Carl, I wasn't expecting you.

We were just about to leave.

Florida, I'm glad I caught you
before you left.

I have something
important to say.

[QUIETLY HUMMING
"HERE COMES THE BRIDE"]

Hey, Mom, why don't you
sit down here, and, uh--

Thelma.
Wait till Carl, you know,

says whatever he has to say.
Yeah, Carl.

Would you like a pillow

so you won't
hurt your knee

when you say whatever
it is you have to say?

Uh, whatever it is
Carl has to say,

it should be said in private,

so, uh, Michael,
Willona, Thelma,

I want you
in the room here--

Hey, hold it. Hold it!

Come on.
Come on, kids!

You calling me "kid"?

That makes all the difference
in the world, honey.

Well, now that we've gotten rid
of the young ones--

THELMA:
Hey, you. Get in here.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Florida...

Come over here and sit down.

No, no, I can say
what I have to say standing up.

All right.

Florida...

Yes, Carl?

I...

I've been struggling with myself
to be able to say this.

Yes, Carl?

I don't think we should
see each other anymore.

I...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Goodbye.

* Here comes the bride
Here comes the bride *

Don't act rash, honey.
Don't act rash.

All right, Ma. When
did you set the date?

I got to get some more
handkerchiefs, 'cause, you know,

I always cry at weddings...
especially when they ain't mine.

Hey, where's
the bridegroom?

Let me see
that ring, Ma.

Let me see,
Flo.

Well, where's
the ring?

Wait a minute.
Where--

Where's Carl?

He left.

He left?

Uh, hold on, Ma.

Don't tell me
you turned him down.

No, Michael.

He turned me down.

Turned you down.

That's a great joke, Ma.

You're always joking.

What a little joker
you are.

It's no joke.

He said we...

won't be
seeing each other again.

Well, Flo, he gave you
some kind of explanation.

I mean, he's...

Nothing. Nothing.

Well, he's gonna
have to give me

some kind of explanation.

FLORIDA:
J. J., where
are you going?

Ain't no man going to treat
my mama like this

and walk away from it.

J.J., stop that nonsense.

Wait a minute, Ma.
I don't understand this.

You see,
at lunchtime today,

he said he was gonna
ask you to marry him.

Yeah, Ma, and we said yes.

That's right.

I was gonna
give the bride away,

Michael was gonna be
the best man,

and Thelma was gonna be
the maid of horror.

You know, Ma...
Wait a minute, Ma,

I don't understand all this.
I really don't understand this.

Maybe he's got
cold feet.

Cold feet?

After what he did
to your mother,

you could hang meat
in here.

Ma, I'm so sorry.

It's all right, baby.
It's all right.

I'm sorry too, Flo.

Here, I'm going with this
"dum, dum, dum-dum."

What a dumdum
I turned out to be.

Look, it really doesn't matter.

It does matter.

I'm gonna handle
Carl my way.

J.J...you stay here.

Now, you're not leaving
this house.

But, Ma, the Evans' family honor
is on the line.

If you go after Carl,

your life's
gonna be on the line.

Ma, Carl wouldn't
hurt J.J.

No, but I will.

Flo, honey, let's get
some coffee, okay?

Sit down.

I'll even make
dinner for you.

You know,
relax yourself.

I'll make
some pot roast.

I'll make something
for you to eat.

What do you all
think you're doing?

I am not
a 2-year-old child.

Just look at you.

You're all acting

as if I'm coming apart
at the seams.

I can handle this.

Now, Willona,
you and I,

were going
to a movie.

Let's go.

Alrighty.

And Thelma, while we're gone,

I want you to make
some egg salad for lunch.

And, J.J.,
remember what I said.

You stay here
and behave yourself.

And as for you, Carl,
I want you to--

Did I say "Carl"?

[CHUCKLES]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS HEARTILY]

[SOBS]

Flo...

Well, that's it for me.

J.J., what are you
gonna do?

I'm going out
and find Carl.

When I get I get my hands
on that sucker,

he's gonna know
he's been in a fight.

Oh, no. No, thanks.
No thanks.

Oh, come on, man,
I'm buying.

No, no.
No thank you.

Look, you don't want
to see me drink alone,

do you?

Well, now, if you
put it like that,

I'll have
a little something.

One muscatel coming up.

Not this time.

Make it Scotch.

One Scotch
coming up.

With muscatel chaser.

You know, this is
mighty nice of you,

my friend.

Well, you bought
the last one.

No, no.

You bought
the last one.

In that case,

this is
very nice of me.

Psst.

[SHRIEKS]

You are looking

at the Tiffany
of the streets.

Gemologist by appointment
to the board of alderman.

Look at my line.

It's really fine.

If you got the money,
I got the time.

So don't dance off
to JC Penney

when you can
buy great goods

from Sweet Lenny.

No thanks.

Say, brother...

you in the market for anything?

Yeah.

Twenty-five-inch
TV set.

TV?

If I'd've know that,
I would have worn my other coat.

J.J.!

Don't sweet-talk me, Carl.

I come to invite you
to Knuckle City, brother.

Come on, have a--
Have a drink.

Why, make that
another Scotch,

and thank you.

I'm telling you, Carl,
get set for a hassle, brother.

J.J., uh..sit down.

No, stand up
and fight like a man.

No, no, J.J.

Don't fight with him.

He's buying.

J.J., how'd you
find me, anyway?

Easy.

I just said to myself,

"Self...if I had done
something to my mama

"like you had done
something to my mama,

where would I hide?"

So you came here.

No. First, I went
to the Pussycat Theater.

Looking for me?

Well, yes and no.

I-I took my dog
to the Pussycat Theater once.

J.J., if you
didn't come here

to be sociable,
get lost.

Not till I have my...
satisfaction!

My dog was very satisfied
with the Pussycat Theater.

J.J...

J.J., have a beer
instead.

No, Carl.

Now, come on.

No man treats my mama like that
and walks away from it.

J.J...

I'm not a fighter,

I'm a drinker.

Come on, Carl!

All right.

I don't want to have to do this,

but you are interfering
with my drinking.

Just want to give you
a warning, Carl:

These fists are registered
with the police

as lethal weapons.

Say, say, my dog was registered
with the police department.

He got busted in a raid
at the Pussycat Theater.

J.J.:
I am the greatest!

I float
like a butterfly,

sting like a bee.

You'll be
on the ground

before I can count
to...three!

You had enough?

Yeah.

Well...

in that case,

now maybe you'll give me
an explanation.

All right, I have to
think about it.

Either that or we tangle again.

We what?

We tangle again.

I need a drink first.

Bartender, a double.

And I think you'd
better have one too.

Oh, uh...

about your mama...

When I was in
the basic training...

I had a very
rough experience.

Yeah, I heard
about the food

they serve you guys.

No, no, no.
W-w-what I mean is, uh...

during the war in Korea,
I-I was wounded.

I thought you said

it was still
in basic training.

Well, w-w-whatever.
Whatever. Uh...

I was wounded...

[QUIETLY]
in a very...vital place.

Now, come on, Carl.

I mean, you got
both your arms

and your legs.

You can see.

I mean,
what kind of wound

could be that serious

that could affect
your relationship

with my mother?

Ohh.

When I saw you kids
this afternoon,

I thought I could
deal with it,

but, uh...

then I decided

it wouldn't be fair
to your mother.

I see what you mean.

We'll, uh--

We'll keep this
to ourselves, okay?

You got it, bro.

Say, J.J...

would you
do me a favor?

Yeah, Ned.

Would you walk me
to the corner

and point me
in the direction

of the S & B Bakery.

You see, they keep
them ovens going

all night long.

Makes good,
warm sleeping

in the alley.

You got it, Ned.

Uh, Carl,
don't go anywhere.

I'll be right back.

Bartender,
another round

for everybody.

Oh, well, now,
in that case,

I'll just hang around--

Uh, not right now, Ned.

You'd better go.

Otherwise, somebody might

take your spot
in the alley.

Aw, J.J...

Hey, Carl.

What kind of jive deal

were you laying
on that kid?

Now, I've known you
a lot of years,

and you were
never wounded.

Yep.

But it sure as hell beats
telling him the truth.

What truth?

Well, I...

went to the doctor
this afternoon...

and he really laid one on me.

Cancer.

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