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* Good Times*

* Anytime
You meet a payment*

* Good Times*

* Anytime
You feel free*

* Good Times*

* Anytime you're
Out from under*

* Not getting hassled
Not getting hustled*

* Keeping your head
Above water*

* Making a wave when you can*

* Temporary layoffs*

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* Easy credit
Rip-offs*

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* Scratching
And surviving*

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* Hanging
A chow line*

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* Ain't we lucky we got 'em*

* Good Times*

ANNOUNCER: It's 98-all.
Lakers have the ball.

Jabbar shoots,

Artis Gilmore grabs
the rebound,

feeds off to Scott May.
May's going up the middle.

Dribbles around Lucius Allen...

Get down.
Get down.

Fakes Kermit Washington out
of his shorts and slam-dunks,

and Chicago goes into the lead.

Oh, yeah!

J.J.:
Slam dunk,

all in
the man's face.

In the man's face!

Hey, Ma, we were
watching the game.

Oh, I'll give you the game.

Florida Evans has the dust cloth
in her hand.

She wipes it over the TV,

sweeps it around the table,

and cleans the phone
right off the hook,

and she's gonna
slam-dunk her kids

if they don't get up
off the bench

and get their butts into gear!

Sorry, Ma, we didn't see you
doing all the work.

Don't "Sorry, Mama" me!

Now, the next time
you see me cleaning house,

it'll be on television,

on Dusting for Dollars...

so you won't miss it.

Now, get busy!

All right, Thelma, you get
the dishes and the bathroom.

Michael, you do the dusting.
All right.

Well, Ma, got 'em
on the move now.

Oh, boy.

J.J...

Yes?

Are you comfortable,
sweetheart?

Oh, yeah, Ma.

Oh, how about a pillow
for your head?

I didn't even
think of that.

[J.J. LAUGHS]

And one for your
little footsies.

Oh, that's wuv-ly.

Yeah.

Are you comfortable now,
dear?

Oh, yeah, Ma.

That's great.

Now, you do something
with that bag of bones

besides feeding it!

Oh, yes, sir, Ma.

Yes, sir.

Oh, that looks funny,

a broom
pushing a broom.

And as for you,
Miss Black Lethargy of '77,

I want you to stop
running your jaws,

and get busy!

Ma--
[SHARPLY] What?

I just wanted to say
I agree with you.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

If that ain't
Muhammad Ali,

he'd be wise
to stay out.

You keep cleaning.

Hi, Mrs. Evans.
Nice day, isn't it?

What do you want,
Bookman?

You know that leaky faucet
in your bathroom?

The one that's been going,

"drip, drip, drip,
drip, drip" for weeks?

Oh, yeah, I know that
leaky faucet in the bathroom.

The whole world knows

that leaky faucet
in the bathroom.

Well, I'm here
to fix it for you.

Then where were you
when I reported it

six weeks ago?
Yeah, Bookman...

Shut up, J.J.

Just saving you
the trouble, Ma.

Hey, I'm sorry
it took so long.

The washers
were out of stock.

Everything is out of stock
around here,

you old...um...

What's that name
the kids call you?

Buffalo Butt?
Bingo.

Hey, Mrs. Evans,
you know,

I came up here
as a friend who cares,

you know, out of the spirit
of helpfulness,

and you sound as though

you don't like living
in this building.

How dare you threaten
to evict us.

I didn't threaten
to evict you!

That's twice.

Now, the next time
you say it,

I'm gonna evict you
through that wall.

Ma, at the risk
of life and limb,

can I say something?
What?

Thelma ain't working.

I am too working.

Mind your business and sweep?

All right, shut up,
both of you!

The only thing that's working
is your jaws.

Bookman, you can go
and fix the faucet,

if you can squeeze your butt
through that bathroom door.

Come on, Mrs. Evans.

Now, I came up here
as a friend,

and all you've done
is abuse me.

I'll tell you what I'm gonna
do. I'm gonna leave,

and you can spend
your evenings

with that faucet
going, "drip, drip, drip."

Drip.

Look, I'm gonna go
and get ready for work,

so I want you all to get busy,

and I want to see

some smoke out here.

This is ridiculous.

[ALL PROTESTING]

I said, smoke!

You know...

I've been a member
of this family

for many, many years,

and I can never remember Ma
in such a bad mood.

I remember the time
Ma bawled me out,

when I failed geometry...
for the third time.

Yeah, and I remember
when she grounded me

for staying out late.

That ain't nothing.

I remember the time
when she took a piece out of me

for playing basketball
in my new shoes.

Yeah.

Those were the good old days.

Yeah, something must be
really bugging Ma.

She's never been
this cranky before.

Maybe she's going through
the change.

Yeah?
If she is,

it sure ain't a change
for the better.

[DOOR OPENS]

Ta-da!

Whoo, Billie Jean King,
eat your heart out,

because Willona's on her way.

Whoo! Wow!

Willona, that's
the fanciest outfit I ever seen

for swatting flies.

This is a tennis racket.

I'm going on vacation
next weekend

to Lake Geneva, Wisconsin,
honey,

where the elite meet
and raise their glasses,

and look down their nose
at the lower classes.

Hey,
where's your mama?

She's inside,
getting ready for round two.

What?
Willona, if you're smart,

you'll go on your vacation
right now.

Yeah, and take us with you.

Now, what are y'all
talking about?

Ma is in a rotten mood.

[LAUGHS]

In a rotten mood? Your mother?

You've got to be jiving.

She is the dearest, kindest,
sweetest, most lovable woman

you ever met in your life,
honey.

Hi, Flo.

Get lost.

If she gets
any more lovable,

she won't be worth
living with.

Flo, like my outfit?

[CHUCKLES]

[SNICKERS]

Little fancy
for swatting flies.

Flo, I'm going
on a vacation.

Bye.

I'm going
to Lake Geneva for $48.

You get 48 hours
of sun and fun.

Girl, I wish you was
going with me.

That's all right for you.

You're a member
of the idle rich.

I still have to work
for a living...

and so do you three!

Now, when I get
back here,

I want to see
this place spotless,

because if it isn't,

you're not gonna
have to worry

about Bookman
putting you out.

I will!

Kids--

ALL: Shh.

I said, smoke!

Willona, we've never seen
her like this before.

What's wrong with her?

She's tired and worn out,
that's what's wrong with her.

She's working day and night,
trying to keep

the family together, and it's
beginning to get her down.

She needs a vacation.
I've got an idea.

When she comes home
from work tonight,

be on your best behavior.

Give her a couple
of really relaxing hours.

Can we make a deal?
All right.

Okay,
we got a deal.

Okay, now I'm gonna split.
I don't wanna be here

when Hurricane Flo comes
flying back through, child.

I think Willona's right.

Ma does need a vacation.

Yeah, and more
than just a few hours.

Look at this brochure
on Lake Geneva.

It is bad!
I wish Ma could go.

Hey, well, let's stop wishing.

Let's make it happen.

J.J., we don't
have $48.

The only way we can send Ma
to Lake Geneva is to mail her!

Well, let's all chip in.

Thelma, how much you got?

Ten dollars.
I have 10 dollars.

Michael, how much you got?

Hey, well,
I got six, man.

That would get her
to the bus station.

Yeah,
if she don't get mugged.

Sixteen dollars.

Now, is that all
we can come up with?

What do you mean,
all we could come up with?

Where's your money?

Unfortunately,
all my available funds

are tied up
in pork belly futures.

What are you
talking about,

"pork belly futures?"

Well, I was hoping
to have a date

with a certain Ms. Nancy Ritter
on Friday night,

to the chitterling party.

If you don't come across
with the money,

your face is gonna be tied up
in fat lip futures.

All right.

All right.

Turn your back
and close your eyes.

Oh, Michael, he's going
for the money belt now.

[LAUGHS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

All right,
y'all can turn around now.

You got it
from that money sock

you keep
on that string, huh?

How'd you know that?

Well, when Ma thought
you had a hernia,

it turned out
to be $5.00 in pennies.

Come on, J.J.,
how much you got?

I got 14 dollars.

Um, altogether, that's $30.

All we need is 18 more dollars.

How are we
gonna get $18?

Hey, maybe the travel agent

will let us make
a partial payment now,

and come up
with the rest later.

Hey, stay cool.

I'll handle this...

[LAUGHS]

But this is going to
take somebody

with the diplomatic skills
of Henry the K...

and the sweet moves of Dr. J.

And all we got
is somebody

with the diplomacy
of Phyllis Diller

and the silky moves
of old Godzilla.

All right,
I'll see you all later.

All right.
See you.

Thelma, you better
make sure

you hang onto
that brochure.

It might be
the closest

Ma will ever get
to Lake Geneva.

Hey, Michael,
what you doing?

Getting ready to dry
my sneakers in the oven.

Oh, no, you're not.
My chicken's in there.

Now, if you think
Ma was cranky before,

wait till she comes home

and eats a piece of chicken
that tastes like a foot.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

The way you cook chicken,
girl,

anything's an improvement.

Hey, J.J., what you
got there?

Voilà!

You're looking
at Ma's vacation!

J.J., is this
how Ma's going

to Lake Geneva?

In a box?

He is gonna mail her.

Come on, J.J., is this
the best you could do

with the travel agent?
Well...

Ma's got reservations
for Friday, you all,

and this is how
she's gonna get there.

J.J., you're
gonna send Ma

to Lake Geneva
in her underwear, huh?

She's gonna look pretty funny
in that hotel lobby.

She ain't gonna be
wearing the underwear.

Good.

We're gonna be
selling the underwear,

and with the money
that we make,

we're gonna send Ma
to Lake Geneva.

Uh-uh, you're gonna
return that underwear

and get our money back.
That's right.

Either that, or we're
gonna put your nose

in your hip pocket.

Now, wait a minute.
I can't do that, Michael.

I brought it from a warehouse,
and the man,

the next to last thing
he told me was, "No refunds."

What was
the last thing?

He said, "So long, sucker."

J.J., you have the intelligence
of a Q-tip.

How did you get conned
into such a stupid scheme?

Pure luck.

I was coming out
of the travel agency

when I met my man, Gary Tomkins.

You remember Gary?
That dimmy?

Man, he went to trade school
for two years

to become
an elevator operator.

Well, anyway,

Gary is now working

for an underwear company
that's going bankrupt,

and he tipped me
to this real shrewd deal.

J.J., you didn't put
all our money

in this real shrewd deal,
did you?

Certainly not.

I spent $12.50

for $125 worth of underwear.

Ten dollars to the travel agency
for a deposit for Ma's trip,

a mere $5 to Gary
for tipping me to this bonanza,

and a few meager little pennies
for me,

to buy some Snicker bars
to replenish my strength

after carrying that heavy box
all the way home.

Okay, J.J., give us
what you've got left.

Voilà!

A Snicker bar?

All right, Michael,

I guess we're stuck
with the underwear.
Yeah.

And you, mister, tell us
how we're gonna sell it.

Hey, no problem
at all.

Now, see,

peoples will go
without a coat,

they will go without shoes,

but no one in this vast,
wide world

wants to go without underwear.

You see, underwear is lucky.

J.J., what are you
talking about?

It's like Ma always says,

"Always wear
clean underwear,

just in case you
get into an accident."

And you see, I've been
wearing clean underwear

all my life,

and I ain't never been
in an accident.

You mean you were born
with that face?

All right, J.J.,
tell us where we're

gonna put this stuff,
so Ma won't see it.

In Thelma's room. It's
only for one day.

Yeah, and how are we
gonna let everybody know

we're selling drawers?

Advertise it on TV?

Plain and simple.

Just tell Willona,
and swear her to secrecy.

Oh, J.J.,
if you pull this one off,

you're gonna be
the apple of Ma's eye.

Yeah,
and if I don't,

I'll be known as...

the Fruit of the Loom.

Hey, J.J.,
I just set the table.

What you doing?

I'm clearing the table.
We didn't eat yet.

I know that,
but we gotta

make believe
like we did.

See, those people
are gonna be here

buying them underwear
pretty soon, and we've gotta

get Ma out of here
as soon as possible.

J.J., she's gonna catch on.
You just know she is.

Oh, no,
she ain't, Michael.

We tell her
that we ate already,

Thelma cooked the meal,
and it was great!

But then she'll know
we're lying.

J.J., you think
Willona spread the word

about the underwear?

Are you kidding?

Willona, the Galloping Gossip
of the Ghetto?

If her mouth were any bigger,

you could hold
a garage sale in there.

Well,
I don't know

what's taking Ma
so long this morning.

I don't think
this thing is gonna work.

Relax, Michael. She's in there
getting dressed for church.

Hey, that's great.
Going to church always

puts her in a good mood.
Yeah.

MICHAEL: Yeah.

Well, hello there, mother dear.

Don't you look lovely
this morning.

I swear, you never stop
getting younger.

J.J., if you don't shut up,

I swear you're gonna stop
getting older.

Now, what do you kids
want for breakfast?

On, nothing, Ma.
We already ate.

Thelma cooked the meal,
and it was delicious.

Wasn't it?

Oh, yeah, Ma,
it was delicious.

We had oatmeal.

Sorry
you missed it, Ma.

Yeah, well, I guess
you overslept, Ma.

Well, just time for a quick,
little cup of coffee,

and then
it's off to church.

Oh, J.J.,
I've got plenty of time.

Oh, no,
you don't, Mama.

[LAUGHS]

You see,
the rev called,

and he said he'd like
to have you at church

a little early
this morning.

Yeah, Ma, and he had
a good reason too.

Yeah? What was it?
Uh, what was the reason?

Um, I don't know.

Thelma took the message!
Thelma.

Uh, you know-- You know, Ma,

just as the reverend
was about to give me the reason,

J.J. snatched the phone
out of my hand.

J.J.?

[MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY]

What happened there,
you see, was, uh...

Wanda got a little sick
this morning,

and the rev needs
an extra person in the choir.

And he asked me?

Why not, Ma?

Maybe he's never
heard you sing.

Michael, get Ma's coat,
will you, please?

And, Thelma, get her bag.
Okay.

Wait a minute, J.J.,

something
smells fishy.

[SNIFFS]

Mm, I told you,
Thelma cooked the breakfast!

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Get the phone.

I'll get it.

I'll get it, children.

Hello?

I don't know what this world
is coming to.

Who was that, Ma?

Some pervert.

He asked me
if he could come around here

and see my underwear.

Well, Ma,
it's time to go.

J.J., stop shoving me!

Is everything all right?

Oh, Ma,
everything's okay.

Now, we'll
see you later.

Go ahead.

You're darn right you will.

So clean that kitchen,

straighten up your room,
and dust in here.

Say hello to the deacon for me,
will you?

Well, let's get out
the underwear.

Oh, hold it.
You know Ma.

Now, you know her.

ALL: I said, smoke!

Now?

Now. Come on.

Come on.
Let's go.

WILLONA:
I saw your mama go.

Now, bring on the customers.

Don't worry, Willona.

They'll be here shortly.

You know,
the smart buyer

doesn't rush out first thing.

Forget
the smart buyer.

What we need
is a weird buyer.

Uh, Michael, you see,
these are seconds.

They have some slight
imperfections.

Hey, slight
imperfections?

This looks like it belongs
to the circus.

Child,
if David had this,

he could knock off Goliath
and two of his brothers.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Well, this could be
opportunity knocking.

Display the goods.
Okay.

All right,
we got them.

Y'all open yet?

Just waiting for you,
young lady,

just waiting for you.

Something in a frilly lace
for yourself?

Oh, no, I want
some simple underpants

for my granddaughter.

Oh, well,

then you want to speak
to our Mr. Michael.

Mr. Miguel.

Mr. Miguel?

He's in charge
of our jolly junior department,

and, don't forget,

we only have
a one-price policy.

Everything only 50 cents,

so just go ahead and browse.

Make yourself right at home.
Hold on, J.J.

Ain't no way you'll get me
to sell no girls' underwear.

Michael, don't think of it
as girl's underwear.

Think of it as Ma's vacation.

Head on over there, brother.

Easy, now.

MICHAEL: Yes, miss,
may I help you?

Oh, these are lovely.

Oh, they're lovely.

Do you have
a training bra?

A training bra?
I quit!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Welcome, one and all,
to Underwear City.

Be it winter, spring,
summer, or autumn,

we can cover your top
and warm your bottom!

[TALKING AT ONCE]

J.J.:
Come right on in.

Just browse.

Everything's
only 50 cents.

Fifty cents?

Now, how can
you sell it so cheap?

Girl, all this stuff's
got to be hot.

That's right.

It's not hot, ladies.

I just brought it
at a bargain.

Sure, we know
it ain't hot.

Yes, sir,

what can I
do for you?

I'm looking for something
for my wife.

Oh, yeah?
What size is she?

Have you tried a leash?

Thelma, bring over our large,
extra-large,

and el gruesos.

Say, mister,

do you have
a training bra?

Training bra,
let me take a look in here.

I don't see anything
with wheels on it.

WILLONA: Welcome,
one and all,

to Underwear City.

Fifty cents an item,
50 cents, that's all.

It's all hot.

Willona, there are
some weird folks

running around
in here.

Honey, tell me.

A chick wanted to buy
six pair of undershorts

for her husband,
in six different sizes.

Here, miss.

Do you have
a training bra?

If you could
train this, it's yours.

Oh, thank you, honey.

This is just right
for my cousin Louella.

Oh, well, I understand
we're selling underwear here.

Yeah, Bookman,

and you should feel
right at home...

because we've got
every size

from rhino rump
to buffalo butt.

Speaking of home,

your next one's
gonna be in the park.

What are you talking about?
I'm talking about you,

violating Article five,
Section three of your lease.

I mean, using this apartment
for commercial purposes.

Come on, Bookman,
give us a break.

We're trying to raise some money
so our ma can go on a vacation.

These sure are smart.

Hey, look here,
Bookman.

How many pair of underwear
do you want?

You know, after all,

you're one of my favorite
families.

All right, Bookman,
how many pair?

Well, I figure six
ought to do it.

Why not make it
an even dozen?

Well, okay, then, 13.

Thirteen, huh?

A typical
Booger's dozen.

The name is Bookman.

B-O-O-K-M-A-N.

Hey, give the man
100 for spelling!

And 100
for splitting.

Get out of here,
fat boy.

J.J., that Booger
ripped us off again.

Oh, no, he didn't.
Those were seconds.

What was wrong with them?

No flies.

We got him good.

Well,
I'm going to run.

Oh, Flo.
What are you doing back here?

I thought you went to church.

Well, I changed my mind.

You know,
I started to feel guilty

about how rough I was
on the kids,

so I thought
I'd spend the day with them.

Oh, but that's--
That's nice.

That's nice.

You know,
but they'd be much happier

if you went back to church, Flo.

Show me a black man
wearing red underwear,

and I'll show you a black woman
sleeping by herself.

Willona.
Huh?

They came out of my apartment!

Oh, don't be
ridiculous.

How could they come out
of your apartment?

Ridiculous.
Hurry up, Edna,

they'll be
all out of my size.

Now, just a cotton-picking--

Flo, wait,
wait a minute,

will you, please?
Will you wait a minute?

What's going on?

Who are these people?

J.J., what is all this underwear
doing around here?

What underwear?

Don't you
"what underwear?" me!

Hey, lady, don't shout.
Just help yourself

to some of this
hot underwear here.

Hot underwear?

All right.

Everybody out!

Out. Out!

Let go.

Hold it.

Not you three.

J.J., Michael, Thelma,
get over here.

Now, I want
some answers,

and they better be
good ones!

Well, for
one thing, Ma,

this stuff
is not stolen.

Yeah, we brought it
from a warehouse.

How dare you lie to me!

This is the worst thing
you've ever done.

But, Ma,
we're not lying--

Shut up!
You're in enough trouble

right now, mister.

Flo, they had
a very good reason.

What kind of a reason
could they have

for doing a foolish
thing like this?

They was trying to get enough
to send you to Lake Geneva--

I don't care where
they were trying to send--

Say what?

They wanted to surprise you.

They were gonna send me
to Lake--

Lake Geneva?
Yeah.

Unfortunately,
we couldn't raise enough money.

You all were gonna send me
to Lake Geneva?

Yeah, Ma,

we figured you needed
the vacation.

Yeah, either you or us.

If that isn't just
about the nicest thing

you've ever done.

Oh, kids, I'm sorry
for the way I behaved.

Hey, Ma,
we understand.

We're just sorry
we didn't make enough money.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Excuse me,

I heard you could get
a good deal

on some drawers here.

I'm sorry, bro,

but the business
is closed.

Closed?

With all
this stuff here?

Oh, well, then,

you want to speak
to our Miss Florita.

Hey, sir,

can we show you
some of our underwear?

I called you earlier.

* Mmm...*

* Just looking
Out of the window*

* Watching the asphalt grow*

* Thinking how
It all looks hand-me-down*

* Good Times*
* Yeah, yeah*

* Good Times*

* Keeping your head
Above water*

* Making a wave when you can*

* Temporary layoffs *

* Good Times*

* Easy credit rip-offs*

* Good Times*

ANNOUNCER:
Good Times is videotaped
in front of a studio audience.

* Good Times*