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[INDISTINCT ARGUING]

I'm not lending you
nothing again. That's it.

I mean it.
Why not?

Why not? Because when I
lent you this radio,

it had brand new batteries
in it, that's why,

and they're run down now,
that's why.

Hey, don't blame me.

Blame my new girlfriend,
Lulu the Zulu.

She loves to dance.

[CACKLES]

You mean
you going out

with big, old, fat
Lulu Gordon?

Hey, hey.

Thelma, she ain't fat.

She's just
a whole lot of woman.

Yeah, about
three of them.

Hey, Thelma,

you got some nerve
talking about looks.

I saw that dude who you
was out with last night

with the brown paper bag
over his head.

Where'd you find him at,

the Ugly Hearts
Club of America?

Yeah, well, you just
can't talk, buddy.

You know, if you lined up
all the dates you had

this year,
you know what you got?

An ad for Wild Kingdom,
that's what.

All right,
all right, you two.

That's enough of that.

Now, I happened to see
both of your dates,

and I'm glad you
went out with them.

After all, somebody had to.

Mom.

I'm only kidding.

But listen,

if you all want
to eat tomorrow,

you'd better
help me tonight.

Now, J.J., you get out
the platters,

and, Thelma,
check on the pies.

Okay, Ma.
And children,

I don't want any more hassling.

Let's make this
the nicest Thanksgiving

your grandfather ever had.

Hey, Ma, you know,
it's getting kind of late.

Shouldn't Grandpa
be here by now?

Well, now,
you know that

it's a pretty long
bus ride from New Orleans,

and those buses
are never on time.

Hey, J.J.

Hey, Ma,
call a doctor.

Michael's got rabies.

Hey, J.J.,
where's your razor?

Michael, what are you doing

with all that stuff
on your face?

I'm shaving. I want to look
good for when Grandpa comes.

Michael, you don't have a beard.

Hey, that's not
what Eleanor Wilson said.

She said
I gave her cheek burn.

And just how did you
give her cheek burn?

Now, that's a secret
between me and Joe Namath.

Get out of here.

Ma, he's growing up.

I just hope
Eleanor Wilson isn't.

Hey, Michael, my razor's
in the medicine cabinet,

behind my Hi Karate
and my Clearasil.

Hey, Ma, have you
figured out

a place where
Grandpa's going to sleep?

I mean, we don't have--
Have no fear,

Mother, dear.

I got it
all worked out.

Grandpa and Michael

will sleep out here
on the sofa bed,

you and Thelma will
sleep in Thelma's room,

and I will sleep
in your room.

That's the one
and only possible solution.

Nope.

Plan B.

Grandpa and Michael
will sleep in Thelma's room.

You and Thelma
will lounge out here

in the luxurial splendor
of the sofa bed,

and I will suffer in abjectivity
in your room.

No way.

How about we all
check into a motel?

How about
Thelma and I will share my room,

Grandpa will have Thelma's room,

and you and Michael

can lounge
in the splendor

of the abjectivity
of the sofa bed.

All right.

Hey, Ma, just once I'd like
to sleep in a place

where I don't have to
look at the refrigerator.

Well, that's easy.

Sleep in the bathroom.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Oh, that must be Granddad.
Oh, that's Grandpa!

Come on,
this is it.

Finally.

Hi.

Ah, it's only Willona.

And to think, I changed
that Negro's first diaper.

J.J., aren't you going
to help her?

Ah, all right, Ma.

Here.

J.J...

Okay.

Sorry, Willona.

All right.
Go on.

Hey, is that Grandpa?

WILLONA:
Hi.

Oh, it's just you,
Willona.

You know, I wish you kids
wouldn't make such a big fuss

every time I come in.

I want everything to be

just nice for
James' father.

Thanks for bringing
all these things over.

Oh, think nothing of it.
You know,

most of my neighbors
borrow a cup of coffee.

You borrow half the house.

I'll get all these things
back to you

as soon as I can.

Oh, no hurry, honey.

Cooking utensils
get about

as much use in my apartment
as a wife

at a Shriners convention.
Ooh.

You don't see
anything different?

No. Why?

I just
finished shaving.

Oh, smooth, baby.

Smooth.

Hey, everybody,
the pies are done.

Oh, Thelma,
they look delicious.

Oh, fantastic.

Hey, I got to split.

Oh, what time
is dinner tomorrow?

Well, now, wait a minute.
The kids have to go

to a high school
football game at noon.

Let me see. I'd say
around about 4:00.

Good. And don't forget,
I am making the mincemeat pie.

Ooh, I thought you didn't cook.

Only one thing.
My specialty, apple pie.

Apple?
You said mincemeat.

It starts off apple,
ends up mincemeat.

I think it's time we checked on

the contenders
for tomorrow's main event.

In this corner,
weighing 18 pounds, four ounces,

the champion,
from a barnyard in Illinois,

let's present Kid Gobbler.

[CHEERS]

Hey, and in this corner,

weighing three pounds
less than a turkey,

and with
half as much sense,

the challenger,
Muhammad Evans.

Boo!

[IMITATES MUHAMMAD ALI]
Well, you all

better listen to Muhammad,
because this ain't no jive.

If that dinner starts at 4:00,
that turkey be finished by 5:00.

J.J., will you
stop this nonsense

and leave my turkey alone.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

ALL:
Grandpa!

Look out! What we've
been waiting for.

Look out!

Thelma.

Grandpa.

Hey, how you doing, Grandpa?
Michael.

A-ha, ha!

J.J.

There's nothing like

the greeting
you get from your family--

Florida!

Oh, Henry,

it's so nice
to have you here.

Oh, it's been
too long, Florida.

How have you been?

Oh, we're all been fine,
Henry, just fine.

I can see that.

Oh, Henry.

I miss him so much.

Yes, I know.

Oh, hey, kids,

come here
and let me look at you.

My grandchildren.

I don't know which one of you
are the better looking.

I do.

Hey, Grandpa, are you
still working

on that same ship
as a cook?

Oh, no, no.
Not anymore, Michael.

The day I turned 65,
they made me retire.

Oh, well,
that's great, Henry.

Hard as you've worked,
you deserve the rest.

Look, I don't need
no rest.

I'm just 65.

I ain't cooked
my best omelet yet.

Oh, now,
come on, Grandpa,

you got to admit,
you're no spring chicken.

Yeah, and I ain't
no dead rooster either.

Well, look, Henry,
if you just want to work,

I'm sure there are lots
of jobs for a good cook.

Oh, I got a job slinging hash
a couple days in New Orleans,

but it ain't like
cooking on a ship.

It's better. At least this way,
if you don't cook a good meal,

they won't make you
walk the plank.

Well, now, I didn't
think of that, J.J.

Did I tell you kids
about the time

that my ship was cut adrift,

and for 10 days,
all I had left in the galley

was two loaves of bread
and a can of sardines?

No, Grandpa. What happened?
You're looking

at the only man alive
that catered a mutiny.

Now, that's a tall tale
if I ever heard one.

Next you'll tell us
you were marooned.

Yeah, yeah.

Three months on a desert island.

Henry...
With a big TV. star.

Henry!
Flipper. Got you.

Michael, why don't
you help Grandpa

get settled
into his room?

Sure, Ma.

And Henry,

don't be filling
Michael's head

with any more
of that nonsense.

Oh, no.
I won't, Florida.

Hey, Michael...
Yeah?

Did I tell you about the time
I had the date with a mermaid?

A mermaid.
That man will never change.

I sure hope not.

Wow, a date with a mermaid.

Some guys have all the luck.

Oh, J.J.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

I'll get it, Ma.

Hi.

Oh, I'm sorry I'm late,

but I just had to
stop off to see my sister.

Do we know you?

I'm Lena.

Lena.

I'm sorry, but that
name just doesn't--

Well, ain't Tiger Evans
staying here?

Tiger Evans?

LENA:
Yes.

[LAUGHS]

Tiger Evans.

That must be me.

Well, now, I got nothing against
younger men,

but let's be reasonable.

Is Henry Evans here?

Oh, you mean
Grandpa.

Lena!

Oh, Tiger!

Thelma, you're looking at
the only tiger on Medicare.

Florida.

Lena, I want you
to meet my family.

That's Florida.
Hello.

That's Thelma,
that's J.J.,

and that
is Michael.

Ooh, Henry's told me
so much about you.

I feel like I'm part
of the family already.

Oh, that's nice.

Lena came up with me
from New Orleans.

She has relatives here.

Yeah, did you have
a nice visit

with your sister?

Oh, yes, and she
sent her best to you.

Henry, dear,
I'd like to unpack.

Where is our room?

HENRY:
Oh, right in there.

Oh, if you'll
excuse me.

FLORIDA:
Oh, sure. Sure.

Henry, you old rascal.

Why didn't you
tell us about Lena?

I wanted
to surprise you.

Well, it was the most wonderful
surprise I ever had.

When did you all
get married?

Oh, we ain't married.

Ma, if you're not more careful,

you're going
to wake up Grandpa.

Good.
[RATTLES DISHES]

Oh, my word.

What happened, Ma?

Oh, this stuffing recipe
calls for an egg yolk,

and I just put
the whole egg in.

Hey, what's
the big deal?

Who's going to know?

I ain't going to tell,

you ain't going to tell,

and the turkey definitely
ain't going to tell.

I thought I told you
to set the table.

But I already did, Ma.

Yeah, Ma, we set an extra place

for Grandpa's
girlfriend.

[SIGHS]

We're never going
to eat tonight

if you all don't
get out of my kitchen.

Now, stop bothering me.

But, Ma, all she said was,
"Grandpa's girlfriend."

Oh, doggone it.

What's the matter, Ma? You just
put another egg in there.

I know what I did.
Now, leave me alone.

Ma, I mean,
you're really upset.

Maybe we should sit down
and talk about it.

Talk about what?

Open that oven door.

About Grandpa's--

Don't say that!

Not while she's got the turkey
in her hand.

Ma, Lena and Grandpa
staying together

has really
gotten to you, huh?

You're darn right it has.

They are not married.

But, Ma, they're old.

Maybe they got married
and they forgot.

J.J.

Happy Thanksgiving, you all.

FLORIDA:
Hi, Willona.

Uh, Flo, about
that mincemeat pie

I promised you.
It ain't here.

Where is it?

All over my oven.

Oh, Willona.

Well, I made
a Jell-O mold.

I'll put it over there
on the counter.

Maybe I should just
throw it away

before the kids eat it, huh?

I missed Henry last night.
How's he doing?

A whole lot better
than I'm doing.

What's going on here?

Hey, is something
wrong with Henry?

Nothing that a cold
shower couldn't cure.

Let's just say that Henry
didn't arrive unescorted.

Ooh, Lord have mercy.

Flo! Flo, you mean
to tell me

Henry's staying there
with a woman?

Mm-hmm.

Lord, let's hear it
for modern medicine.

Hi, everybody.
WILLONA: Hi.

Now, this not a topic

to be discussed
in front of Michael.

Hey, is Grandpa up yet?

Not yet, Michael.

Let the man sleep,
honey.

Willona...

This is nothing
to joke about.

Oh, Ma, come on, now.

They're just traveling
companions, that's all.

Now, what else could
they be at that age?

Good morning, everybody.

Willona.

Henry, honey,
how you doing?

How you doing?
How you been?

I'm fine. You?

Oh, I'm just fine,
just fine.

I slept like a log.

Only, I'm starving.

I could eat four eggs.

Hey, Ma,

that's what Daddy
used to say in the morning.

Michael.

LENA:
Morning, y'all.

Ooh, Thelma,
that bed of yours

sleeps like a cloud,

and I'm so hungry,
I could eat four eggs.

Hmm.

First he wants four eggs,
now she wants four eggs.

What we got going here,
Chicken Delight?

Henry, I let you
out of my sight

for one minute,

and there you are
hugging a pretty woman.

Well, that's better than
hugging an ugly one.

Willona Woods, Lena Anderson.

Hi, Lena.
We were just saying hello.

Well, you watch out
for him, Willona,

because that's one old dog

don't need to learn
no new tricks.

Not as long as I
can remember the old ones,

if you know what I mean.

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY]

I know what you mean,

and I think you got
a lot of nerve

staying here
when you...

When she's...

Well, when both of you are--
Shacking up.

Florida, we didn't know you
were gonna take it like this.

Hey, obviously,
you don't know Ma.

She wouldn't let us
read Snow White,

because the chick was
living with seven dudes.

J.J.

Now, that's not true.

Florida...

Please understand.

Why, Henry and I
love each other very much.

Then why don't you get married?

Because we can't afford to.

She's right, Florida.

If we got married,
we wouldn't have

our combined social security
check to live on.

I'd lose part of mine,
and she'd lose even

a bigger part of hers.

You mean the government
penalizes senior citizens

for getting married?

Yeah, but we
get around it.

By living together.

Well, different strokes
for older folks.

Well, I'm sorry, Henry,
but it's still wrong in my book.

Flo, I don't know what
you're so mad about.

What could two 60-year-olds
do in a room together?

Well, the same as
two 30-year-olds.

A lot of people think
that sex ends

just because
a person is old.

You know, wine
ain't the only thing

that gets better
with age.

Have mercy!

Henry and Lena,
I have children in this house.

What kind of impression

do you think
you're making on them?

Personally, I'm impressed.

Come on, Ma. Now, it's nothing
we haven't heard before.

Yeah, and plus the government
is making them do it.

They just got to
do something

about them
social security laws.

Believe me, Henry,

I understand
what you're saying,

but right is right,
and wrong is wrong.

At least that's the way
we were all brought up.

Look, Florida,

it can get mighty lonesome
when you are old.

Now, I found somebody
I could talk to,

somebody that I could
walk in the park with,

somebody who cares

and will share
the days of the week with me.

I love this lady,
and that can't be wrong.

Doesn't anybody
see what I mean?

ALL: No.

Willona?

Who, me?

Oh, well, um,

that is a very difficult
question, Flo. Come here.

Now, look,
I know you.

Right.

I know got you a point.
Right.

But I also know Henry,
and he got a point too.

Now, you know I'm not
the kind of person

to just run out on
an important issue like this.

That's right.
So I'm going to say later.

Willona.

You kids are going to be late
for your football game.

Oh, yeah, Ma's right.
Yeah, right.

Let's go, Michael.
Come on, let's go now.

Hey, Ma, what about the--
Michael, just run along.

We can take care of this
by ourselves.

Right, right, right. And listen,
don't be late for dinner.

ALL: Okay, Ma.
FLORIDA: Okay.

Florida,
I didn't want to say this

in front of the kids,
but I think we'd better leave.

Henry's right.
We've got plenty of time

to catch that evening
bus to New Orleans.

But, Henry...
It's the only way, Florida.

Come on, dear,
let's pack.

You will
stay for dinner?
Oh, Florida,

it will just make
everybody uncomfortable.

Now, you will speak
to the kids, Florida?

Oh, please, please.

I didn't mean to ruin
Thanksgiving for anybody.

Well, nobody meant to.

Yep, here it comes.

Oh, girl,
what a feast this is.

This is beautiful, girl.
We won, we won!

Congratulations,
congratulations.

That's nice. Well,
sit down, everybody,

before the dinner
gets cold.

Ma, you don't understand.

We haven't beaten Grant High
in over 12 years.

Then how come you
beat them now?

Because they rezoned
the school district,

and now Grant High School
is all white.

Oh, dirty pool.
Dirty pool.

Hey, wait a minute.

Where's Grandpa
and Lena at?

Yeah.

Uh...

They decided not to stay.

What?

THELMA:
Why not?

Well, I couldn't talk them
into it, honey,

but maybe it's better this way.

They were going to take
the 5:30 bus back home.

But, Ma,
they just got here.

Look at it
this way, Michael.

It wasn't a short visit,
it was a long rest stop.

I'm sorry, kids,
but we just

didn't see things
the same way.

Now, come on, everybody,
sit down.

Let's enjoy the dinner.
That's right, Flo.

I like white meat, dark meat,
the back, and the breast.

Only two parts of this bird
I will not eat.

What's that?

The beak
and the butt.

Now, come on, kids, sit down.

Look, kids,
this is Thanksgiving.

Now, hear this,

because I'm only
going to say it once.

I want you all to sit down.
Sit down now,

and let's have
a nice warm family dinner.

J.J., say the blessing.

Thank you for the food
we are about to receive,

and bless
Lena and Grandpa,

even though they have
an hour to go

before their bus leaves.
Just the blessing.

And thank you for giving us

this beautiful table
to sit around,

even though Lena and Grandpa

are down at the bus depot
eating cold sandwiches.

Amen.

Come on, everybody.
Dig in, dig in.

Pass those greens, honey.
Don't forget to take some--

I ain't going to forget nothing.
May I be excused?

You haven't eaten yet.

I ate too much at the game.
I'll walk it off.

Wait a minute, Michael.
That's all right.

I'll go with him.
Thelma.

That's right, I don't want
to help them lose anything.

Come on, y'all. Let's go.
WILLONA: Hey...

Flo, you didn't
tell those children

they had to
eat my Jell-O, did you?

Tell me something,
Willona,

about Lena and Henry.

Was I wrong
or was I right?

It wasn't a matter
of who's right or who's wrong.

It was
the way you feel.

Well, that's
just what I said.

How I feel.
You're right.

I think I did
the proper thing.

You're right.

And it
wasn't worth it.

You're damn right.

Stay here.
I'll be right back.

Keep the stuff warm.

I'll be back.

Well, this is just like
every other Thursday night...

Me and a turkey.

MAN [OVER PA]:
The bus for Kansas City

is now ready for departure.

This is the last call
for Kansas City.

What you doing?

We're going to be
on that bus for 23 hours,

so I got this.

Well, what is it?

Looks like a lifesaver.

It is. It is.

Hey, there they are.

THELMA:
Grandpa. Lena.

Hey, what are you
children doing here?

Hey, Grandpa. We couldn't go
without saying goodbye first.

Oh, Michael.
Hey, Grandpa,

I hope you're not mad at Ma.

No, we're not, J.J.

Well, you got to understand.

Ma can be
a little stubborn sometimes.

And sometimes
she can be a darn fool.

This is true, you know--
THELMA: Ma!

What are you all doing
in this old bus station?

Ma, we had to see
Grandpa before he left.

Well, you're going
to see a lot of him,

because I've got
a big Thanksgiving dinner

just waiting for us.

Now, Florida, we
went through all this--

Henry, Lena,
it's your life.

You live it, not me.

Now, your room
is waiting,

and I hope you're both going
to stay with us for a while.

Oh, thank you, Florida.

Don't thank me.

We're all family.

Well, family, let's get
out of here and go eat.

Right.
Come on.

Well, Thelma,
get the bags.

J.J.

Hey, Ma, now that you relaxed
the rules about the room,

you know, I got
a couple of chicks that--

Sorry, J.J.

That rule is reserved

for people
on social security.

I'm so glad
you decided to stay.

MAN [OVER PA]:
The bus for New Orleans
is leaving in 10 minutes.

Bus to New Orleans...

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