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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,972 * Good times Any time you meet a payment * 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,409 * Good times Any time you need a friend * 3 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:12,779 * Good times Any time you're out from under * 4 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:16,182 * Not gettin' hassled Not gettin' hustled * 5 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:19,586 * Keepin' your head Above water * 6 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:22,122 * Makin' a wave when you can * 7 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:25,325 * Temporary layoffs Good times * 8 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:28,695 * Easy credit rip-offs Good times * 9 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:32,098 * Scratchin' and survivin' Good times * 10 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:36,536 * Hangin' in a chow line Good times * 11 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:40,974 * Ain't we lucky we got 'em? * 12 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:44,144 * Good times ** 13 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,752 Michael, it's getting late. You better get ready for bed. 14 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,722 Oh, but Ma, it's Saturday night. I wanna watch the horror movie. 15 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:58,058 Those movies aren't good for you, Michael. 16 00:00:58,091 --> 00:00:59,693 You know they give you nightmares. 17 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,195 Ma, Michael's been sleeping in the same bed with J.J. 18 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,396 for 10 years. 19 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:04,931 If that didn't give him nightmares, 20 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:07,233 nothing will. 21 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:09,069 Michael, you heard your mother. Get moving. 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,204 Oh, Daddy, but I wanna watch The Wolfman. 23 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,205 You don't get to bed, 24 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:14,841 you gonna watch "The Beltman" 25 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:16,376 Yeah, but Daddy, can't I just stay up 26 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,544 till his knuckles get hairy? 27 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,412 [GROWLS] 28 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,983 You want some more coffee, Willona? 29 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,418 Oh, no thank you, honey. 30 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,487 Ooh, child! Did I tell you the latest? 31 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,521 No, what? 32 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:30,623 There gonna be a vacancy on the 7th floor. 33 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:32,392 Really, who's moving out? 34 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:33,593 Let me tell you what happened. 35 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,729 The husband in 703 was messing around 36 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,264 with the wife in 705, right? 37 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,467 Now, the wife in 703 heard about it, 38 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,235 told the husband in 705, 39 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,505 and 703 and 705 been fighting all week. 40 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:47,273 So who's moving out? 41 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:50,110 704. Can't stand the noise no more. 42 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,478 Oh, Willona! 43 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:52,512 Willona, tell me something. 44 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:53,913 Where do you get these stories from? 45 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,915 James, this is the bona fide truth. 46 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,484 I got it from the horse's mouth. 47 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:58,952 821. 48 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:00,420 There aren't no 821. 49 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,922 You got the wrong end of the horse, sweetie. 50 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,491 Got another bit of news for you. 51 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,326 What? In the laundry room the other day, I saw-- 52 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,328 When you gonna learn that gossiping can be dangerous? 53 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:11,631 Me, gossiping? Me? 54 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,967 Now, James, gossiping is when you pass stories around 55 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,068 without having the facts. 56 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:16,770 Well, what you think you're doing? 57 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,471 I'm just spreading nasty rumors! 58 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,907 [LAUGHS] 59 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:27,647 * Love, love Will keep us together * 60 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,083 * Stay with me, baby Whenever * 61 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:31,718 * Some sweet-talking guy * J.J.! 62 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,186 * Comes singing along * 63 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:35,388 * Don't mess around We just got to be strong * 64 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:36,389 Oh, what are you doing? 65 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,390 * And stop... * 66 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:38,591 * Woo * * Woo * 67 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:39,993 *'Cause I'm Thinking of you * 68 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,394 * Stop... woo * * Woo * 69 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:42,829 *'Cause I really love you * 70 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:47,534 * Look in my heart And let love... ** 71 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,542 Ha, ha, ha! 72 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,544 Just sit down, Junior. 73 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,512 I'll have a doctor here in a few minutes. 74 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:05,251 I ain't sick, Dad. I'm in...amour. 75 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,453 [JAMES CHUCKLES] 76 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:09,789 Cupid has shot me with his zip gun of love. 77 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:10,924 Who is it this time? 78 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:12,525 Oh, well, for the past couple of months 79 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,094 he's been going out with Diana Buchanan, 80 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,862 Fred and Lucille's daughter. Oh. 81 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:19,132 She has invited him to her senior prom. 82 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:20,600 Hey, well, let's not forget 83 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,602 that it's also Thelma's senior prom, right? 84 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,504 Right, and I'm taking Larry. 85 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,573 I'll be there with sweet Diana... 86 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:30,076 the love of my life, the girl of my dreams... 87 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,912 The weirdo of the neighborhood. 88 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,648 Now, Thelma, you know Diana is a nice girl. 89 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,183 Ma, I know she's a nice girl, 90 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,752 but she's very strange sometimes. 91 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:39,953 She's so moody. 92 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:41,621 That's because she's a deep thinker. 93 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,089 That's why I love her. 94 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,290 She digs me for my mind, 95 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:45,692 not like the rest of those chicks 96 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,094 who just want me for my...body. 97 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,400 Anybody who wants you for your body 98 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,101 is out of their mind. 99 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,369 Look who's talking, 100 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,570 the cover girl of Ugly Illustrated. 101 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,172 FLORIDA: All right 102 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:01,608 you two, that's enough. 103 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:02,609 J.J... 104 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,244 This is a first. 105 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:05,445 I can't remember you ever dating 106 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,447 the daughter of one of your parent's friends. 107 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,682 Oh, Willona, 108 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,350 it's just one of those accidents of love. 109 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,352 I was delivering an order for the Chicken Shack, 110 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:16,823 and Diana opened the door, and gwah-là! 111 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,925 I'll never forget that night. 112 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:23,396 Diana, the chicken, and Kid...Dy-no-mite! 113 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,765 Junior, you been in love every day that I can remember. 114 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:28,535 No, Dad, that's not true. Diana's different. 115 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:29,636 Every time I see her, 116 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:32,172 my legs shake, my knees buckle, 117 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,674 I breaks out into a cold sweat. 118 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:38,378 That ain't love, J.J. That's the flu. 119 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,318 Admit it, J.J., you fall in love 120 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:46,619 with every girl you take out. 121 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:47,854 That's not true. 122 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,522 Oh, no, what about Delilah? 123 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,491 I guess you could say that, uh-- 124 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:52,659 And then what about Myrna? 125 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:53,860 Well, sometimes the thing-- 126 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,695 Yeah, and Patty and Gloria and Susan. 127 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:58,331 And Maryann and Nancy and Bertha. 128 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:01,568 It was a very good year, wasn't it? 129 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:02,869 [JAMES CHUCKLES] 130 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,071 But Diana's different. 131 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,873 All those other chicks were just brief encounters, 132 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,742 passing ships in the night. 133 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,143 The others may have been passing ships 134 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,311 in the night, 135 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,346 but Bertha looked more like a supertanker. 136 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:17,684 [CHUCKLES] 137 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,486 But Ma, I thought you would understand. 138 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,321 Diana and me are serious. 139 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,056 Well, you have been going out with her 140 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,924 longer than any of the others. 141 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,726 Maybe it is serious. 142 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,128 Uh-uh, Flo, if it was serious, 143 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,363 J.J. would have bought her a bracelet by now. 144 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:31,598 What? 145 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,566 Oh, yeah. It began with delectable Delilah. 146 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,801 You remember her, mm-hmm. 147 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,436 Well, they came into the boutique, you know, 148 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:37,837 and bought one of those charm bracelets, 149 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:38,838 had it engraved. 150 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,107 "To Delilah, with all my heart. 151 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,742 Love, J." 152 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,943 J.? 153 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,212 Uh-huh, engraving costs 15 cent per letter, 154 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,415 and Casanova ran out of dough. 155 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:50,884 Oh, but he's gotten, uh... 156 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,886 12 or 13 of the same kind of bracelet 157 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:53,887 for different girls. 158 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,155 J.J... 159 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,190 you know if all those girls and all those bracelets 160 00:05:57,223 --> 00:06:00,460 ever wind up in the same room at the same time, 161 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,128 they gonna do some engraving for you: 162 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:06,032 "J.J. Evans, rest in peace." 163 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,802 Now that I said my little sale, I'm gonna go on home. 164 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,036 JAMES.: Okay, Willona. 165 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,571 I'll see y'all later. FLORIDA: Okay. 166 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:14,274 Well, I ain't buying Diana a bracelet. 167 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,042 I'm buying her something else. 168 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,610 What? A ring. 169 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:20,447 You want to run that by me again? 170 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,915 An engagement ring. 171 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,650 Family, are y'all ready for this? 172 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:27,053 Today I asked Diana to marry me, and she said yes. 173 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,255 Lord have mercy. 174 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:33,426 You want to run that by me again?! 175 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,061 Calm down, Dad. 176 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,463 It's one of those things of nature. 177 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:37,864 I mean, everybody leaves home 178 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:38,932 sooner or later. 179 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,834 Birds do, fish do. 180 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,802 Even turkeys do! 181 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,106 J.J...with news like that, 182 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,174 why didn't you tell us as soon as you came in? 183 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,310 Well, I thought I better break it to you gently. 184 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,178 Kind of...glide over it, 185 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:56,449 kind of ease around it, kind of ooze by it. 186 00:06:57,283 --> 00:07:00,153 Well, you better slide off it. 187 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,889 You're too young to even think 188 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,024 about getting married. 189 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,126 But, Ma, when you love somebody, 190 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,527 and you can't think of anything else, 191 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,195 and you're thinking of them every minute of the day, 192 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,131 what else is there to think of? 193 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,433 You better not be doing that either. 194 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:20,106 J.J., your daddy and I feel the same way about this. 195 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,909 You are too young to get married. 196 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,712 But Ma, we're in love. What more do we need? 197 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:27,147 We're in the state of Illinois. 198 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,049 Till you turn 21, you need our permission, 199 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,384 and Junior, you ain't going to get it. But, Dad! 200 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:34,721 You'll just have to wait. Now, if it's love, it will keep. 201 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,356 But Ma... It's not fair. 202 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:37,757 I mean, how come I can get 203 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,958 a driver's license when I'm 16, 204 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,260 but can't get a marriage license 205 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,361 till I'm 21? 206 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,762 Because the state would rather have you 207 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,597 driving a lemon than marrying one. 208 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,968 But, Dad. Diana's not a lemon. 209 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:52,939 The law is to protect her, dummy. 210 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:56,076 You stay out of this, burlap-brain. 211 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:58,778 I stood up for you 212 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,013 when you wanted to get engaged 213 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,047 to old what's-his-name. 214 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,616 Uh, Larry's got a good job, 215 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,019 but you can't support a wife delivering chicken. 216 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,222 Tell that to Colonel Sanders. 217 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:10,557 Look, J.J., 218 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:13,059 it's not that we have anything against Diana. 219 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,462 We know she comes from a nice family, 220 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,865 but we also know that you are not mature enough 221 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,900 to handle what you'll be getting into. 222 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,503 But, Ma, I invited her and her parents over here 223 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,504 tomorrow night. 224 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,306 Couldn't we all talk about this? 225 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,308 Then y'all can make your decision. 226 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,309 JAMES: Look here, Junior, 227 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,710 I don't care if Fred and Lucille 228 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,445 talked their head off, my answer's still no. 229 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,713 So is mine, honey. 230 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,182 Yeah, J.J., I'm against it too. 231 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,917 What you got to do with this? 232 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,420 J.J., if you and Diana get married, 233 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,256 how the three of us gonna fit on that bed? 234 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,764 Ma, you finished yet? 235 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,632 Oh, relax, Thelma. 236 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,367 The prom isn't until tomorrow night. 237 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,302 Yeah, but I can't wait to try it on! 238 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,537 [CHUCKLES] 239 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,440 Thelma! 240 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:09,916 I told you to take it easy 241 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,452 on that Head and Shoulders. 242 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,320 [CHUCKLES] 243 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,759 J.J., will you get out of here. 244 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,662 Junior, did you get your tuxedo rented 245 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,663 for tomorrow night yet? 246 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,031 I sure did, Dad. 247 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,033 But I can't pick it up till the very last minute. 248 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:30,704 I got it rented for 24 hours or 5000 boogies, 249 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,206 whichever comes first. 250 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,408 Oh, Ma, I'm so excited! 251 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,444 Well... it isn't every day 252 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:40,046 my little girl goes to her senior prom. 253 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,115 Hey, Ma, when the Buchanans get here, 254 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,416 can we use the fancy china, 255 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,385 the one we got with the Green Stamps? 256 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,756 J.J., we don't have to put on no fancy airs 257 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:50,857 for the Buchanans. 258 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:54,661 Yeah, especially for a dude that owes me $20. 259 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,496 James, that's been so long ago. 260 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,697 Can't you just forget about it? 261 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,965 All right, baby, I'll forget it. 262 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:00,567 I ain't gonna mention it no more. Good. 263 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,669 Sucker owes me $20. 264 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,639 Well, we have more important things 265 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,541 to think about for tonight, right? 266 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,609 That's right, 267 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,011 and, Dad, when the Buchanans get here, 268 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,412 you will talk to them, won't you? 269 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,613 Sure, Junior, I ain't got nothing 270 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:14,614 against talking to them. 271 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:15,849 FLORIDA: Good. 272 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,450 I have got something against listening to them. 273 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,518 Why, James? 274 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,719 Because, Florida, they just trying 275 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,855 to unload their daughter off on our son. 276 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:24,157 Girls' parents always trying to do that. 277 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,191 Hey, Daddy. Hmm? 278 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:28,294 Who we gonna unload old Thelma on? 279 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,163 [CHUCKLES] 280 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,598 Uh, Michael, why don't you shut up 281 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,900 and finish the dishes. 282 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,135 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 283 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,803 Oh, Thelma, take this in the back. 284 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,271 Okay, Mama. J.J.: I'll get it. 285 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,272 No, sweetheart, I'll do it. 286 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,143 Hello, Diana! Come on in. 287 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,144 Hi! Hello. 288 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,545 Florida! Hey, J.J.! 289 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,980 Diana! 290 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,816 Mm, it's been so long since I've seen you. 291 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,185 Yeah, since yesterday. 292 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,487 Girl, isn't this something after all these years? 293 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,855 Who'd have thought that our kids 294 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,190 would end up going together? 295 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,425 Ain't it something? 296 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,959 Yeah. [LAUGHS] 297 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,696 You kids wouldn't remember it, but when you were 3 years old, 298 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,065 you spent a lot of time in the playground. 299 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,500 I remember you owe me $20. 300 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:10,904 Thelma, 301 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,073 will you take these coats into the bedroom. 302 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,408 Okay, Ma. Oh, would you take my purse too, honey. 303 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,078 Oh, Mrs. Buchanan, this is a beautiful bag. 304 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,313 Well, thank you. Diana got it for me. 305 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,083 She's got good taste in purses too. 306 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,651 Oh, J.J. 307 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,952 Hey, listen, why don't we all sit down. 308 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:26,953 Come on. LUCILLE: Thank you. 309 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,088 FRED: Thank you. 310 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,090 Oh, it's so seldom we get together, girl. 311 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,225 FLORIDA: James, why don't you pull up a chair. 312 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,293 No thank you, baby. 313 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,095 I'm comfortable right where I am. 314 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,364 Oh, look, Fred. 315 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,000 This is almost like the dish that Mother gave us. 316 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,634 Mm-hmm. Ours was stolen. 317 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,136 We've had so many robberies lately. 318 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,438 Girl, everything that isn't nailed down in our apartment 319 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,639 gets ripped off. 320 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,241 It's the same thing in our building. 321 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,409 Girl, and it's not just-- 322 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,344 Why can't we stop all this small talk 323 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,979 and get down to business here? 324 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,816 Thelma, will you take Michael to Willona's for a little while? 325 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,019 Oh, Mama, you know you're not preparing me very well 326 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,820 for real life. What did you say? 327 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,356 The only thing I'm gonna be good at is leaving rooms. 328 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,291 Take your-- Watch it! 329 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,926 Now, look, Fred. 330 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,529 There ain't no way in the world these kids going to get married. 331 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,297 It's wrong. I absolutely agree. 332 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,799 Now, look, man. 333 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,068 Don't argue with me about it because I done made up-- Huh? 334 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,870 It's a bad idea, and I've been against it 335 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,338 from the start. 336 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,572 You know something, Fred, 337 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,508 it's a pleasure talking to a sensible man. 338 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:25,311 The whole thing is crazy. I mean, J.J.'s a nice kid... 339 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,346 but a husband? 340 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,347 [LAUGHS] 341 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,648 Get serious. 342 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,252 Oh, now, wait a minute. 343 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,087 What the hell's that supposed to mean? 344 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,589 Yeah, what's that supposed to mean? 345 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,991 Oh, come on. Look at him. 346 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,393 We were hoping for someone a little more solid for Diana. 347 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,996 J.J.'s too young and irresponsible. 348 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,597 Hey, wait a minute, now, Fred. 349 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,466 Don't go telling me my son ain't good enough for your daughter. 350 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,967 I mean, he got a good future in front of him. 351 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,202 He knows where he's going. 352 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,171 Any girl would be lucky to catch him. 353 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,606 Does that mean we have your permission to get married? 354 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,641 Are you out of your mind? 355 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,444 You're too young and irresponsible. 356 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,312 That's what I just said! 357 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,181 But that's not for you to say. 358 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,083 Well, what difference does it make who says it? 359 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,517 It makes a lot of difference! 360 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,386 Well, what are you yelling at me for? 361 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,221 Because he owes me $20. 362 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,725 Can I please say something? 363 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:12,692 No! No! No! 364 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,163 Look, what are we all yelling and shouting about? 365 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,566 We all know that Diana and J.J. 366 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,067 are not gonna get married, right? 367 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,068 FRED: Right. 368 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,336 But, Ma. 369 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,704 I don't think it's fair for y'all 370 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:25,872 to make a decision about our future 371 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,508 without us having a word to say about it. 372 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,878 Mrs. Evans, we want to get married because we're in love, 373 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,480 and what's wrong with that? 374 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,948 Nothing. 375 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,384 Until the rent comes due. 376 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,852 But Ma, I got a good job. 377 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,286 I'll be a great breadwinner. 378 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,356 Junior, you got to bring home the whole loaf, not just crumbs. 379 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,093 But I have my job at the department store too. 380 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,328 We can make it. 381 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,330 And that's not even counting my paintings, 382 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,099 because once they start selling, watch out! 383 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,168 We be living on the corner of Easy Street 384 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,504 and Got-It-Made Boulevard. 385 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,440 Well, it's not just the money. 386 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,342 Neither one of you have enough experience to know 387 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,511 whether or not you're making the right decision. 388 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,745 But you're our parents, 389 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,514 and you'll never think we're ready. 390 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,449 That's not true, Diana. 391 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,618 Now, we'll give J.J. our permission 392 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,586 as soon as we think he's mature enough 393 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,587 to handle this. 394 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,588 When will that be? 395 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,590 In about 20 years. 396 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,626 But Dad! There ain't no buts, Junior. 397 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,094 No permission, no marriage. That's it. 398 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,729 I'm with James. It will never work. 399 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,297 But Mr. Buchanan! 400 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,132 It's no use, J.J. 401 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,334 But Diana! 402 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,835 Son, I think she's right. 403 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,303 But Ma! 404 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,072 I'll get the coats. 405 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,074 But...anybody! 406 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,610 Florida, I know this is hard on the kids, 407 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,778 but it's for the best. 408 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,413 Well, maybe we can help them out a little. 409 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,148 Suppose you and Fred bring Diana over 410 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,283 before the prom, 411 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,818 and then we'll throw a little party for them. 412 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,086 Oh, that'll be wonderful. 413 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,520 I think so. 414 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,356 DIANA: J.J., what's going on? 415 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,924 What are we doing here? 416 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,560 I'm gonna get you a ring. When do you want to get married? 417 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,129 But you heard our parents last night. 418 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,964 There's no way they're gonna let us get married. 419 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,533 Don't ever say that. There's always a way. 420 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,435 And fortunately, you're dealing with... 421 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,904 Captain Smarts. 422 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,873 You know, I ain't just another pretty face. 423 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,409 I know. 424 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,077 But really, J.J., I just can't 425 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,845 see them changing their minds, can you? 426 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:46,880 Are you kidding? 427 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,982 I stayed up all last night thinking of ways 428 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,116 to get their permission. 429 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,786 I went through every plan, every clever idea, 430 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,623 every little detail! 431 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,792 Hey, that's great. So how we gonna do it? 432 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,027 Beats me. 433 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,696 But I did think of a way to get married 434 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,897 without their permission. 435 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,499 In Indiana, you don't have be but 18 to get married. 436 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,468 Diana, we're going to elope. 437 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,837 Elope?! J.J., we can't elope. 438 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:11,871 Why not? 439 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,506 It will be just like a big family wedding, 440 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,108 except we won't invite the family. 441 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,144 Yeah, but running away. That's pretty wild. 442 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,780 Well, no, it's not. People do it all the time. 443 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,917 All I'll do is get a ladder, climb up to your window, 444 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:27,420 and it will be bon voy-a-gee! 445 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,923 Yeah, well, that ladder better be on a fire truck. 446 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,559 You know I live on the 20th floor. 447 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:36,529 Okay, forget the ladder. We'll elope by elevator. 448 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,931 Excuse me, sir. 449 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,499 Would you like to see something in a ring? 450 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,201 Uh, yes. 451 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,070 Uh...her finger. 452 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,071 [J.J. LAUGHS] 453 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,545 [DEEP VOICE] Yeah, we'd like to buy a diamond ring. 454 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,082 How much did you want to spend? 455 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,085 Oh, the sky's the limit. 456 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:03,156 Oh...now this one is very nice. Only $1500. 457 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,693 Uh... Could we lose a little altitude? 458 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,699 Exactly how much altitude? 459 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,702 Uh, you ever heard of Death Valley? 460 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,608 J.J., don't you think we ought 461 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,809 to talk about this some more? 462 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,678 I mean, eloping is a serious thing. 463 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,780 Diana, I am serious. 464 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,448 I mean, I know I joke around a lot, 465 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,849 but I do love you, 466 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,618 and I can't wait two years to marry you. 467 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,353 I love you too, but this, 468 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,654 it's so sudden. 469 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,122 Diana, there's no other way. 470 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,891 But there must be some other way. 471 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,860 Are we buying a ring or watching a soap opera? 472 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,963 Oh, uh, pardon us. 473 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,198 Where were we? 474 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,232 Death Valley. 475 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,801 Now you just tell me how much 476 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:48,935 you want to spend, 477 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,637 we have a large selection in every price range. 478 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,140 Yeah, where do you keep your rings under $25? 479 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,242 In the gumball machine. 480 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,717 Now, this is our least expensive ring. 481 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,885 Only $185. 482 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,756 Well, Diana, how do you like it? 483 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,691 Oh, it's beautiful, J.J., 484 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:14,027 but we really gotta think about our parents. 485 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:15,829 This is really gonna hurt them. 486 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,631 All right, Diana, we'll give them one last chance. 487 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,934 Tonight we all gonna be together before the prom, right? 488 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,168 Mm-hmm. 489 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,636 Well, we either tell them we're gonna get married 490 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,638 or we don't care what they say, 491 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,274 how they feel, or what they think. 492 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,443 You're gonna say that to your father? 493 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,245 No, you are. 494 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:36,182 No, just jiving, just jiving. I'll tell them. 495 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:40,153 Well, Diana... how do you like it? 496 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,222 It's beautiful. 497 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,496 [CLEARING THROAT] 498 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,301 Uh, we'll take it! 499 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,237 Fine, now, how will you be paying for this? 500 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,406 Painfully. 501 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,077 You know, we do have an easy payment plan here. 502 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,680 Ten dollars down, 10 dollars a month. 503 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,848 And this explains the terms. 504 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,017 I'll handle this. 505 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,454 You know, you're making a wise investment. 506 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,190 Like they say, "Diamonds are forever." 507 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,859 And so are these payments. 508 00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:22,395 Well, if you just step over here, 509 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,098 I'll help you fill out the credit application. 510 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:29,502 J.J...I love you. 511 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:33,139 You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. 512 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,910 I know. 513 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,731 Ma, I hate washing dishes. 514 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,265 [LAUGHS] 515 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,434 Daddy, Thelma and J.J. get allowance. 516 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,502 I think I should get something 517 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,503 for doing the dishes. 518 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,005 You do get something. What? 519 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,406 Dinner. 520 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,541 Oh! Hey, dishes, what's happening, baby? 521 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,809 How are you doin'? 522 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,613 Thelma, J.J., hurry up. 523 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,181 The Buchanans will be here any minute. 524 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,583 Well, baby, I think I'm all set 525 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,851 to take them prom pictures now. 526 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,019 Good, good. 527 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,162 Well, stand back and behold. 528 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,664 You're all looking at the black Liberace. 529 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,566 Now, Junior, 530 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,868 if you just had you a rented body 531 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,503 to go with that rented tux, you'd be all set. 532 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,238 Oh, James. 533 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,407 Don't you let your daddy kid you, J.J. 534 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,542 You look just great. 535 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,877 Thanks, Ma. Just jiving you, Junior. 536 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,011 Just jiving you. 537 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:46,246 Now, hold it there. Let me get this picture. 538 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,514 Give me some cheese. 539 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,516 All right. 540 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,884 Hey, did anybody see my gloves? 541 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,185 I can't find them anywhere. 542 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,354 Honey, they're in the top drawer-- 543 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:58,425 Thelma... Oh! 544 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,061 Well, baby girl, you look absolutely beautiful. 545 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:02,629 Oh, thank you, Daddy. 546 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,264 Look at this-- [FLORIDA LAUGHS] 547 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,965 Let me take this picture with you and your brother. 548 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,834 Oh, let's not get carried away now. 549 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:08,835 Shut up and give me some cheese. 550 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,171 Cheese. All right. 551 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,605 Hey, Dad, you missed my good side. 552 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:13,640 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 553 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,542 Naturally. You don't have one. 554 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,513 Diana, you look just great! 555 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,915 Thank you, Mrs. Evans. Oh, Lucille. 556 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:22,916 Diana, you look so cute! 557 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:23,917 Oh, thank you, Thelma. 558 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,085 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 559 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:26,119 J.J.: Diana... 560 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,121 you look fantastic. 561 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,589 Diana, what's wrong? 562 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,991 Oh, nothing, J.J. Ooh, you look so fine. 563 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:35,328 Well, you know. What can I say? 564 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,867 Junior, hold it right there. 565 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,168 Let me get this picture. 566 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:43,236 All right, kids. 567 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,605 You know something, James... 568 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,307 We got the two prettiest girls 569 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,442 at the prom right here. 570 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,543 Oh, thanks, Mr. Buchanan. 571 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,745 JAMES: I'll drink to that, man. 572 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:52,812 FRED: And I'll join you. 573 00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:54,581 It's hard to believe 574 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,383 my baby girl is graduating 575 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,584 from high school. 576 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,885 Oh, they grow up on us, Florida. 577 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,120 They sure do. 578 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,688 Hey, Michael. Where'd you put Diana's corsage? 579 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,723 In the refrigerator, next to the ribs. 580 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:04,958 Well, get it out of there 581 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,526 before you get some barbecue sauce on it. 582 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,661 Okay, J.J. 583 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,730 Thelma, your dress is beautiful. Thank you. 584 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,332 Well, you got the ring? 585 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,466 Uh-huh. 586 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,135 Might as well put it on. 587 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,774 Oh, it's so beautiful, J.J. 588 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:24,911 Well, we might as well tell them. Uh-huh. 589 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,246 Uh, Ma, Dad, 590 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:27,247 parents... 591 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,416 Uh, we got an announcement to make. 592 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,784 JAMES: What kind of announcement, Junior? 593 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,085 We got news here. 594 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:34,621 All right, J.J., what kind of news? 595 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,791 Well, me and Diana love each other. 596 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,626 That ain't no news. 597 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:42,195 And we want your permission to get married. 598 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:43,963 That ain't no news either. 599 00:22:43,997 --> 00:22:45,432 And if you don't give us your permission, 600 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,367 we're gonna run away and get married anyway. 601 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,169 We already got the ring. 602 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,104 Now, that's news. 603 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,373 Bad news. 604 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,575 Real bad news. 605 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,278 J.J., you wouldn't, I told you-- 606 00:22:58,311 --> 00:22:59,279 We mean it, Mama. 607 00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:00,347 We mean it! 608 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,182 We do. We mean it, we do. 609 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,851 Yeah, well, if you do... You do, huh? 610 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,453 Well, if you do, then Diana here's 611 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,155 gonna be going to two ceremonies in the same day. 612 00:23:09,189 --> 00:23:10,290 Huh? Hmm? 613 00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:12,058 Her wedding and your funeral. 614 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,260 And I'm gonna be one of pallbearers. 615 00:23:14,294 --> 00:23:18,431 My daughter ain't eloping with no bony Romeo. 616 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,467 But Daddy! 617 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,235 You be quiet. You ain't going nowhere. 618 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,337 But Mama, you said we could talk about it! 619 00:23:24,371 --> 00:23:25,638 You heard what your Daddy said. 620 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:26,673 You ain't going nowhere. No, it's not fair. 621 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:27,907 LUCILLE: What's wrong with you? 622 00:23:27,941 --> 00:23:29,809 Now, you ain't going nowhere either, Junior. 623 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:32,178 Wait a minute, now. There's no need to yell. 624 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:33,713 What you talking about, Florida? 625 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,949 These kids can't march in here and tell us what they gonna do. 626 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,417 You're right. J.J.: But Dad! 627 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,551 JAMES: Ain't no buts, Junior. 628 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,186 I ain't playing any more games with you now. 629 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:41,955 Dad, I ain't playing no games either, 630 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,390 and I ain't backing down. 631 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:46,226 Well, you ain't gonna have to back down. 632 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,594 You might get knocked down. 633 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:48,895 [SCREAMING] 634 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,497 I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it! 635 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,664 What you talking about? 636 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:52,665 We wanna get married. 637 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,601 [PANTING] 638 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,331 [***] 639 00:24:25,365 --> 00:24:28,635 * Mm-mm-mm * 640 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,805 * Just lookin' Out of the window * 641 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:35,542 * Watching the asphalt grow * 642 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:39,612 * Thinkin' how It all looks hand-me-down * 643 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:42,582 * Good times Good times * 644 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:45,318 * Keepin' your head Above water * 645 00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:48,588 * Makin' a wave When you can * 646 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:52,258 * Temporary layoffs Good times * 647 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:54,127 ANNOUNCER: Good Times is recorded on tape 648 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,162 before a live audience. 649 00:24:56,196 --> 00:24:58,832 * Ain't we lucky we got 'em? * 650 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:04,037 * Good times ** 46063

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