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(tessa) ryan shay hadn't takenthe news well.
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Since learning of his adoption,
he moved into
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lisa's ex-boyfriend malik'shouse.
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there was nothing left to dobut pray.
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Okay, lord,
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Let's try this again.
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We are thankful for the food
We are about to receive.
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Very thankful.
But we need more, lord.
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We need ryan to forgive us
For keeping his adoption secret.
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We need him to forgive us
And to come home.
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And until then,
If you saw fit to send us
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Something other than venison, it
Would be very much appreciated.
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It's pretty heavy, lord.
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(utensils clatter)
Every night. Venison every night
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Until he comes home.
Do you hear me?
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No complaints here.
His favorite is my favorite.
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I have gout.
Even with the medication,
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They're saying
I could lose a toe. A toe?! I lost a son.
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Settle, sheila, settle.
Settle down.
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Here's your tincture.
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(sheila sobs)
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Yes.
Ah.
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What?
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It is a soothing combination
Of chamomile, lemon balm,
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And grain alcohol.
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A little more, okay?
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Okay.
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A little more, fred.
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Sh-sh-sheila.
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I don't know why
I'm so nervous.
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I aced the s.A.T.S.
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(chuckles)
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750 verbal.
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Dalia's real gifted
When it comes to testing.
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Mm.
I never sweat it
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'cause homegirl's
Always off the charts.
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Did you know
When she was born,
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She was in the 95th percentile?
For length.
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Wow. Length. That is
The hardest one to nail.
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(laughs)
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(boy) that thing is brutal.
Okay. Huh? Huh?
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Is that an "i'm glad
It's over smile,"
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Or an "i'm glad it's over
And i nailed it" smile?
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I feel pretty good about it.
Yes, you do.
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Give it. Come here.
That's my girl. Mwah.
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Mommy, did you get my text?
Yes. Did you see my reply?
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What, you--you texted her
During the test?
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It's okay, daddy altman.
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I colored in all the bubbles
Really fast, so i was bored.
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You finished early?
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I have a strategy.
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What strategy?
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Finishing early.
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Tessa, let's celebrate.
Ice cream.
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Any carton in the store.
You pick.
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We'll make cones at home.
You want to?
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Mommy, what are we gonna do
To celebrate me?
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Um, how about we put
A new s.A.T. Sound system
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In your new p.S.A.T. Car?
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She got a p.S.A.T. Car?
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She's kidding.
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I'm not kidding.
You're not kidding?
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How well might dalia have done
On the p.S.A.T.S
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To warrant a brand-new car?
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Real well.
How well?
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Like top 10 percentile?
Top 20?
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I'm proud to say dalia was
Definitely in a percentile.
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The average s.I. Score is 141.
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Did dalia do better or worse
Than average?
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Tessa, maybe you should just
Focus on your own score.
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On the p.S.A.T.S? 186.
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That's
In the top ten percentile,
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And that's very good.
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(clicks tongue)
I got a card.
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Mommy, i want to go home.
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What about the sound system?
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I'm not in the mood for sound
Anymore.
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that look meant someone wasgonna be making an apology,
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and that someone was me.
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-- captions by vita--
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(alih jay)
last night i had
A pleasant nightmare
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da-da-da-da,
Da, da, da, da
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desperate times callfor desperate measures...
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Howdy.
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and the shays were desperateto get ryan back.
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You talking to me?
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I don't see anybody else
Around here, cowboy.
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Really?
Because you hung up on me
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Every time i tried to call you
Since our breakup.
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And a woman's allowed to change
Her mind, isn't she?
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Because i have.
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In fact,
That's why i'm here.
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I wanted to talk about us
Getting back together.
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Really?
Really.
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(grunts)
(deepened voice) don't fight. Keep that on.
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Hold his hand.
I got it.
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(tape crackling)
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Get in! Come on!
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Oh!
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(engine starts)
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Wait!
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meanwhile, the werners' babyhad been rejected
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fromhis first-picked preschool,
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so they decided to consulta specialist.
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We heard you're the best,
That you've helped others.
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It's true.
I tutor talented toddlers,
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And every one of them goes on
To be accepted
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Into a highly competitive
Day care program.
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So you'll help us?
I've gotta be frank with you.
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Opus is getting a late start.
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He has zero community service,
No political affiliations,
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He's socially unaware.
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He doesn't even wear
Special cause bracelets.
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Oh, that's our fault.
We were led to believe
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That the special cause bracelet
Trend was over.
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It's never over.
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Don't punish the boy
For his parents' sins.
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You're his only hope.
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Well, then he's hopeless,
I'm afraid.
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You see, i'm not taking on
Any new clients at this time.
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You don't get it.
(inhales deeply)
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Jill, show him.
There's a picture. Show him.
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That won't be necessary.
I'm sure that he's as...
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(gasps)
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Oh, the face.
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Look at that
Little face-y face face.
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(sighs)
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Okay.
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I will do it...
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Oh!
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On one condition--
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You must not interfere
In any way.
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My methods will seem
Unconventional
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Because they are unconventional.
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I need you to understand
That the odds are 100 to 1.
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A single misstep and instead
Of going to price-cheney-pitkin,
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Opus could end up
Working the pole
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On "toddlers & tiaras."
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We'll take those odds,
Any day.
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Hello? Is anyone there?
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Look, i might have to use
The bathroom.
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Sooner rather than later,
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(deepened voice) we're going to
Give you an afterschool snack,
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But don't try to run away
And don't take our masks off.
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(deepened voice)
We own you, bitch.
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Okay. Okay. I won't give you
Any trouble. I understand.
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(deepened voice)
Here. Eat this.
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(crunches)
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(mouth full) mmm. So good.
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I can tell mrs. Shay's
Chicken salad anywhere.
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(giggles, normal voice)
Oh, thanks, malik.
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I added some ranch for zip.
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(normal voice)
Darn it, sheila!
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Thanks to your signature chicken
Salad, he knows who we are.
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Plus lisa wasn't wearing a mask
When she lured me into the van.
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You know, that's pretty cold,
Lisa, pretending you want
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To get back together
Just so you could-- We need you to call
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You tell them that we are
Holding you hostage
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And we will exchange you
For our son ryan.
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If they need proof of life,
We will happily cut off a digit.
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Tell them no tricks,
Or we won't give you back.
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And try
To sound terrified.
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H-hi, dad.
Yeah, i'm at the shays'.
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Uh, h-hold on.
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They want to know
If i'm staying for dinner.
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Darn. This is
A hostage situation, son!
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I... Think they want me
To stay for dinner, yes.
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Okay. Hold on.
My dad wants to talk to you.
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Eh. Tell--tell him
I stepped out.
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(whispers) take the call, fred.
Take the call!
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Okay.
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(clears throat)
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Fred shay speaking.
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Uh-huh.
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Tonight?
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I see.
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Well, you should know
I won't be alone.
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(whispers) that's good.
That's good. That's good.
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Then we understand
Each other.
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Very well.
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Bye then.
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Hmm. Great guy.
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What did he say?
Will he give us back ryan?
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They want us
To come to them.
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Mnh-mnh. Smells like a trap.
We should leave malik home
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And use him
As a bargaining chip.
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No, his instructions
Were very clear.
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We're to drop off malik tonight
For the hostage exchange.
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Well, technically,
He said dinner.
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Thai food.
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Oh.
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Dalia, tessa's here.
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I don't want to see
Tessa altman.
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She made me feel bad
About my p.S.A.T. Car.
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I know. And maybe tessa
Was a teeny, tiny bit smug,
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Which is so unusual
For her.
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But i think that's why
She's here--to apologize.
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Apology not accepted.
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Listen here, dalia.
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Tessa may score better on tests
And get better grades
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And have opportunities to get
Into colleges based on merit,
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But there are lots of things
You're great at, too.
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Like what, mommy?
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Well,
Tons and tons of stuff.
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Name one thing, mommy.
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Name one thing i'm better at
Than tessa altman.
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Well...
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(gasps)
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I'm sure tessa altman is
Not as dope as you
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On the dance floor.
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Send her in.
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Altmans!
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(george) yeah?
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Right. So i just wanted
To apologize
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For repeatedly asking you
About your score,
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And i'm sure
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Whatever your score was,
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It completely merited
A new, extremely expensive car.
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Wasn't that nice, dalia?
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Tessa apologized
By making an apology.
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Yeah.
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And i know it's important
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To mommy and daddy altman
That we get along,
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So i'd like you to invite you
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To a hip-hop dance class
I'm taking.
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(inhales deeply)
No, thanks.
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Oh. Oh. Tessa.
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Tessa.
What?
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Dalia is trying.
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(whispers)
Are you serious?
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Look, i'm trying,
Dallas is trying,
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And now even dalia
Is trying.
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That only leaves one person
Who is not trying,
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And i believe you know
Who i'm referring to.
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I do. The girl who scored
In the top ten percentile
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And got a card.
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With a "d" at the end of it.
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card.
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Huh. Brick.
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I did not expect that.
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Okay, before anyone
Rings the bell,
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We need to go over
A few scenarios. Scenarios? What scenarios?
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Is this something we should've
Talked about in the car
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Instead of playing "i spy"?
Okay, let's just say
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There're gonna be a lot
Of moving parts here tonight.
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We need to keep our cool if we
Want to bring home the bacon.
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Mm.
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(doorbell rings)
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(door creaks)
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Did you do your homework?
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00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:19,024
Not yet.
I was kidnapped.
252
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,926
Get in here.
Yes, dad.
253
00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,694
Hi. Please come in.
254
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,796
Eugene has told us so much
About you.
255
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,398
Have we got
The wrong house?
256
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,800
Your son ryan changed
His name to eugene.
257
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,736
He doesn't want to be known
As a shay anymore.
258
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,271
I'm going down.
259
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,140
(thud)
Sheila?
260
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,875
Welcome back, shelia.
261
00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,176
(moans)
262
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,778
You feeling better?
Oh.
263
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,680
You gave us a quite a scare.
She did.
264
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,648
Would you like
Some water?
265
00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,884
Ryan. Hand over ryan,
266
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,452
In whatever condition he's in--
267
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:50,121
Battered, broken,
Brainwashed!
268
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,824
Eugene is otherwise occupied
Right now.
269
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,593
He'll be down in due time.
270
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,027
We're willing to pay.
271
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,429
Fred has $15,000 in cash taped
To his stomach.
272
00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:01,166
(ryan) i don't care if he has
15 jillion jillions!
273
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,801
There's no way i'm going home
274
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:05,170
With a fake bunch
Of faking fakers!
275
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,838
Ryan, it's us,
276
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,108
Your parents.
We love you and we miss you.
277
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,776
Lisa wore a dress.
278
00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:16,147
My name's eugene now.
279
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,849
Eugene goldfarb.
280
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,818
I'm no longer a shay.
281
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,519
I'm getting emancipated.
282
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,788
Oh, you don't happen to have
A crash mat?
283
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,590
Mnh-mnh.
Emancipation?
284
00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,158
He can't just make that kind
Of proclamation, can he, fred?
285
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,426
I don't know.
286
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,629
Eugene wants to be
An emancipated minor, sheila.
287
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,198
He feels very strongly about it,
And since i'm a lawyer,
288
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,499
I started to help him
With the paperwork.
289
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,701
Lawyers, fred. Lawyers.
Lawyers. They're lawyers.
290
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,337
This is one of those scenarios
I was referring to.
291
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,939
You realize if the judge
Rules in your son's favor,
292
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,475
You'll both have to surrender
Your parental rights?
293
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,976
Surrender? Sheila?
294
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,878
No.
I'm suing you for freedom.
295
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,447
You hear me?
I am suing you to be free!
296
00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,050
Well, should we eat?
297
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,620
Yeah. Might as well.
Sure. Yeah. Sounds good.
298
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,022
Okay, opus.
299
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,290
I don't want you to feel like
I'm judging you,
300
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,759
But for the next 45 minutes,
301
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,194
I'm going to be judging you
Harshly.
302
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,562
Grab and release.
303
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,664
Grab...
304
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,732
And release.
305
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:08,867
Now you try.
306
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,168
Here. Your turn.
307
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,403
A toi.
308
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,540
It's like you're doing
The first part of a push-up,
309
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,610
And then
You push yourself over.
310
00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:19,978
while opus was being put
311
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,312
through the rigorsof more testing...
312
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,948
Stacking of the cups.
313
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:29,421
I'll give you
A zero on that.
314
00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:32,123
i found myself having to jumpthrough a few hoops of my own.
315
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,859
and lock,
Do the snip, do the snake
316
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,162
oh, what's this?
A new fish in the pond
317
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,430
what's this
318
00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:40,765
What is going on?
I'm not sure.
319
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,735
(hip-hop music playing)
320
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:44,903
Hey, dalia.
321
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,004
Hey.
322
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,672
Yo. You got beef?
323
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,108
No.
Tessa and i got mad beef.
324
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,611
She tried to diss and dismiss
My intellect.
325
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,680
What intellect?
326
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,550
(all) ooh! Ooh!
327
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,351
There's only one way
To settle a beef
328
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,020
In beginner's hip-hop, y'all.
329
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,489
You know what time it is!
330
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,692
(students chanting) dance-off!
Dance-off! Dance-off!
331
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,627
Dance-off! Dance-off!
332
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,763
Dance-off! Dance-off!
333
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,201
(chuckles)
334
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,636
Is there deer meat in this?
335
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,371
(mouth full) no, it's--
It's vegetarian, lisa.
336
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,440
Thank you, lord.
337
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,909
So, uh, roses and thorns,
Shall we? Mm-hmm.
338
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,312
Let's talk about our roses
And our thorns.
339
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,280
Yeah.
It's what the obamas do.
340
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,715
Oh, boy.
341
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,750
Fred.
342
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,218
Well...
343
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,087
My rose was this fantastic
Crunchy spring roll.
344
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,455
(chuckles)
345
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,557
And my thorn was the sprinklers
Going off on my car
346
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,659
This morning right after
I'd had a hand-wax.
347
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,762
Oh, hell, no. I hate that.
348
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,463
I know, right?
High-five it.
349
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,432
All right.
(laughs)
350
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,167
Eugene.
351
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,303
Let's see.
352
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:55,573
My rose is hitting a home run
At baseball practice today.
353
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,375
(gasps)
Hey, way to go, son!
354
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,310
I'm not your son.
355
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,478
(cries)
356
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,515
And my thorn was finding out
357
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:06,017
My entire life...(gasps)
358
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,086
Was... A... Lie!
359
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,220
Oh!
360
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,388
Ouch.
361
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,658
That's a-a deep thorn.
362
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,094
But it didn't happen today.
363
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,195
Edmond?
364
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,497
I'll allow it.
Damn it.
365
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,999
Why didn't you tell me
I was adopted?
366
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,268
We wanted to. We really did.
367
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,936
At first you were too young
To understand.
368
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,404
It took him three years
To learn english.
369
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,273
Then when he finally did learn,
The timing was never right.
370
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,674
How could you
Not have told me?
371
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,577
I was like a brother to you.
372
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,512
Ryan, ryan, take it easy,
Man.
373
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,747
We didn't want to lose you.
374
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:38,149
Well, you lost me.
You lost me big-time!
375
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,018
Oh.
What if i were To leave your mother?
376
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,420
Would you come home then?
Fred shay!
377
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,555
What?
It's just a thought.
378
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:44,856
it was kind of pathetic,
379
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,758
but when people feelbacked into a corner,
380
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,460
they tend to dopathetic things.
381
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,462
case in point--this dance-off.
382
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,897
Go, dalia!
383
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,999
it's your birthday,
It's your birthday
384
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,001
It's her birthday? Why are you
Saying it's her birthday?
385
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,503
It's not her birthday.
386
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,471
(drake's "the motto" playing)
387
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,274
(boy) ooh!
Come on.
388
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,844
how you feel?how you feel? How you feel?
389
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,946
25 sitting on 25 mil, uh
390
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,147
i'm in the building
391
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,481
I know whose birthday it isn't.
392
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,683
mac dre, i'm-a do it...
393
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,351
Hey. That's not fair.
394
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,987
She gets a crew? Why does
Only one of 'em get a crew?
395
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,323
That's gotta be against
Dance-off rules or something.
396
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,124
Go, dalia! Finish her!
397
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,292
What kind of a parent--
398
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,827
George, don't
"what kind of a parent" me.
399
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:26,197
You let tessa act
Any old way she pleases.
400
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,999
Well, at least i didn't
Buy her a car
401
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,034
For substandard
Test results.
402
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,237
I bought that car to make
My daughter happy.
403
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,738
It's not my fault
You're cheap.
404
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,240
'cause the pimpin' ice cold
405
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,741
all these... Want to chill
406
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,142
i mean, maybe she won't,then again...
407
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,678
Come on, tess! Turn it up!
Show 'em what you got!
408
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,013
You represent, girl!
409
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,214
you already know, though
410
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,549
you only live once
411
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,683
(george) oh!
412
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,720
Money-making manhattan
In the house!
413
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,355
sittin' on a bench,but we don't really play
414
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,657
everyday, everyday,what anybody say
415
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,626
can't see 'em'cause the money in the way
416
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:57,328
Oh! Someone checked a book
Out the library!
417
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,463
one time
418
00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,797
And tessa didn't have
A bunch
419
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,200
Of expensive dance lessons.
(laughs) No kidding.
420
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,335
Is she hip-hop homeschooled?
421
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,503
Like those ice cream cones
Of yours--
422
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,105
What'd you, save,
A nickel on those?
423
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,373
You did notjust go there.
424
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,008
Oh, yes, i did, daddy.
425
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,309
Well, you know what?
426
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,646
Some people don't need
To throw money at it, mama.
427
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,048
Some people are born
With what it takes. (jacket hits floor)
428
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,850
What, what!
429
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,819
You did not just gangsta me,
George altman.
430
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,154
I think i did, dallas.
431
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,455
and mister ed, yeah
432
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,523
I think i did.
433
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,091
You know who you remind me of?
434
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,626
Judge reinhold--
435
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,994
Without the reinhold.
436
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,963
Oh, yeah, well,
Judge reinhold you.
437
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,531
I said...
438
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,968
without the reinhold.
439
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,803
Yo, checkers.
Toss me that cap.
440
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,772
441
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,575
I judge you to be
A desperate enabler, dallas!
442
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,044
An enabler!
443
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,679
O.M.G.
444
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,348
We ruined
Their relationship.
445
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,783
Yeah.
446
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:56,754
oh... My... God, becky,look at her butt
447
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,190
Where did george get
That cardboard?
448
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,726
There you go, darling.
449
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,361
(edmond) i hope you guys
Like pudding,
450
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,596
'cause we have plenty of it,
And it's all chocolate.
451
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,098
Chocolate pudding, eugene.
452
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,232
Your favorite.
453
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,602
I love pudding.
454
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,838
I know you do.
455
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:18,076
Are you absolutely sure that you
Don't want to go home with us?
456
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,115
Sure, i'm sure.
I'm super sure.
457
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,884
Let's go, shays.
458
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,319
It's over.
459
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,756
Let him make a fort with
His cereal boxes at breakfast.
460
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,725
He likes that.
461
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,994
(chair scrapes floor)
462
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,529
We should do this again
Sometime.
463
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,101
sometimes seeing your parentsact like children
464
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:47,438
makes you realizeit's time to grow up.
465
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,974
Mommy, stop.
You're scaring me.
466
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,209
Well, he started it.
467
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,977
What? She did.
No.
468
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:56,748
we started it,
And now we're gonna finish it.
469
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,717
Guys, our beef is squashed.
470
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,752
We squashed it.
471
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,453
The beef was squashed.
472
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,023
The dance-off never fails.
473
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,592
Class dismissed!
474
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,360
475
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,529
It's over, george.
It's over, mommy.
476
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,197
And i'm gonna need you
To apologize to dallas now,
477
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,100
Because i'm trying,
And dalia is trying,
478
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:19,337
And the only person
Who isn't trying is you.
479
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,739
And dallas. Look at her.
She's not trying.
480
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,674
She's--she's just recharging
Her robot.
481
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,744
I sound like
A crazy person.
482
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,079
Yeah?
483
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,248
Yeah. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I think i--
484
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,382
I think
I got carried away.
485
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,151
I shouldn't have
Gangsta'd you.
486
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,652
That's a--an aggressive move
487
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,221
Best reserved for
An "electric boogaloo" reboot.
488
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,723
I apologize, too, george.
489
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,191
I am one of the unlucky few
490
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,027
Whose ugly side
Comes out on the dance floor.
491
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,963
No.
No, it's true. I get real mouthy.
492
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,399
You do. (laughs)
493
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,301
You know what?
Our girls are gonna fight.
494
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,170
That doesn't mean
We have to.
495
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,906
I know you probably don't agree
With everything i do with dalia,
496
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,208
And i wouldn't let tessa wear
Half the clothes
497
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,844
You allow her
To run around town in,
498
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,846
But i know
You're a good dad.
499
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:06,751
And no one has a bigger heart
Than you, dallas,
500
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,654
Even if your robot needs
A little oil.
501
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,156
Oh, yeah? You gonna oil
My robot, daddy?
502
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,325
Not in front of the kids.
503
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:18,162
I'm sorry, but there's
No easy way to say this.
504
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,865
Opus has the brain development
Of a 6-month-old child.
505
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,667
(sighs)
506
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,702
Are you absolutely sure?
507
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,903
I'm afraid so.
508
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,339
Price-cheney-pitkin?
Is out, of course.
509
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,475
I could suggest a facility
That could house the boy--
510
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,876
Someplace with experience
511
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,912
Dealing with the special needs
Of the blindingly average.
512
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,482
No. We couldn't do that.
513
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,050
I'm not sure
How we'll tell him.
514
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,319
Sadly, i doubt
He'll even understand.
515
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,521
I don't care
That he's not a genius.
516
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:47,558
He's a beautiful boy,
And we love him.
517
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,329
Oh.
518
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,664
Do you see that?
(coos)
519
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,133
He spelled out d-d-s.
520
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,934
He understands
That his father has
521
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,003
A doctor
Of dental surgery degree,
522
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:02,340
Not a d.M.D., a mistake
That many people make.
523
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,442
He probably just grabbed
The blocks at random.
524
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,844
You're random!
Oh, lashing out.
525
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,246
Opus?
(fusses)
526
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,314
Can you spell out
Mommy's career?
527
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,816
Author.
528
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,017
Find an "a."
529
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,153
That's right.
Yes, right there.
530
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,356
Or an "s."
Self-published author.
531
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,096
Oh.
(stomach rumbles)
532
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:26,631
Did you eat enough dinner?
533
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,499
I don't love vegetables.
534
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,501
Seemed like you didn't really
Love dessert tonight, either.
535
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,638
Yeah. Usually my favorite part
About dinner is dessert,
536
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,106
And my favorite dessert
Is pudding,
537
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,741
And my favorite pudding flavor
Is chocolate,
538
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:40,144
But my absolute favorite part of
Chocolate pudding is the skin,
539
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,812
And tonight's pudding
Was skinless.
540
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,382
But don't tell our mom. I don't
Want to hurt her feelings.
541
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,150
It won't.
542
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,686
(sighs)
543
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,421
I love pudding skin so much,
544
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,457
My old mom used to make it
For me all the time.
545
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,861
My old father and sister would
Usually give me their skin, too.
546
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,829
Because they love you.
547
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,298
Yeah.
548
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,401
I'll just ask
My new black mom
549
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,203
To make pudding with skin on it
From now on.
550
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,737
Yeah, see,
That's not gonna happen.
551
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,674
My parents make what they like,
And they like skinless pudding.
552
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,008
Huh.
553
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,074
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554
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,484
(crash)
555
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,486
Andie macdowell,
What are you doing here?
556
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,422
Fred, wake up.
Did you hear that?
557
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,990
I did.
558
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,428
Do you think...
559
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,435
He's back.
560
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,870
Our boy is back.
561
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,507
Hey.
562
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,013
Eugene's leaving.
Where's he going?
563
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,650
It's ryan, you guys.
564
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:57,188
I'm going to bed.
565
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,795
Skin is thicker than water.
566
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:09,567
I don't think
That's the correct saying.
567
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,535
No. No.
568
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:12,803
(whispers) leave it alone.
He's standing on the stairs,
569
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,705
Listening.
(whispers) if that's true,
570
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,741
Then the only thing i want him
To hear is this--
571
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,243
I love you, son.
572
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,312
(whispers) if you're listening,
I love you, too.
573
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,647
(whispers) if you're listening,
574
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,116
It's blood that's thicker
Than water.
575
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:25,149
It's blood.
576
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,074
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