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Thank you, BMW. Code 387. Good night!
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Oh, man, great crowd tonight.
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That my peanut butter-bacon-n-banana?
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- Yes, sir.
- Thank ya.
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Thank ya very much. If you
need me, I'll be in my office.
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- (FLY UNZIPS)
- [ZELVIS] Okay...
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Vernon, great news! Zelvis
has left the building...
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on a gurney... because he's dead!
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VERNON (OVER PHONE) How'd he go?
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Booze? Pills? Buffet?
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He had a heart attack on the can.
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Oh, man, even in death he
was channeling the king.
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He truly is the best.
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Was the best. Now
that throne is vacated.
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Pun totally intended. It
is time for a new king!
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Aw, come on, man! His
body's not even cold yet.
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Vernon, mourning is for
losers and poor people.
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I mean, how many years you
come in second place to Zelvis...
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at the Annual Western Southeastern
Elvis Classic?
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Every single one of 'em.
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That's right.
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Whoo! All right, buddy.
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This is only gonna take a second.
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(LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh... excuse me, young
lady, is your mother home?
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What is all this?
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I'll have you know that
you're looking at the soon-to-be...
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Western Southeastern
Elvis Classic champion.
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I'm not real sure what I'm looking at.
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Anyway, is Charlotte here? I
was gonna see if she wanted to go...
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watch her old man claim the prize.
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Oh, man, I'm sorry, she's
gonna have to miss that one.
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You know, this is... this
is some nice dazzling work.
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Are you seriously gonna
wear this boring, old cape?
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There's no bling on it at all.
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Well, I'll have you know
this cape has entertained...
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tens of hundreds of people...
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and there ain't been no complaints yet.
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You really wanna win this Elvis thing?
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Yeah, I do.
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So... I'm confused.
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This Starman guy wants
you to cross state lines...
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violate your probation, just
for an Elvis contest?
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$1,000 grand prize.
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Minus Starman's cut, of course.
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What do you mean by his cut?
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23.7%. Industry standard.
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I don't know, it
just sounds shady to me.
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Yeah, well, why don't you
take off your judge's robe...
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and get me on down to the competition.
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I think I'm gonna take
a little nap on the way.
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All right, just still
not sure it's worth it.
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Hey! Elvis is always worth it.
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It's calling out my name
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Ringin' in my ears
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We even hit the
beat We hit the beat
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How do I look?
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Subtle... I think Asher will dig it.
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I haven't been this
nervous since the first time...
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my parents made me geld their horses.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SWOOSH)
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This is your year, Vernon!
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You got that right, Grady.
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Smell that, Walt?
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Yeah, it smells like a
mixture of unfiltered cigarettes...
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Aqua Velva and desperation.
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Yep! That's the scent of the American
Dream you're smelling.
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Doth mine eyes deceive me, or
am I in the presence of royalty?
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Lookin' sharp there,
Starman. I'm diggin' the jacket.
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That's 100 percent pure garter
snake. Go on, touch it.
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(SNAKE RATTLES)
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I was not expecting an entourage,
hm. Who's this dude?
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That's my good friend, Walt.
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Name's Starman...
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because I turn men... into stars.
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My name's Walter, because
that's what my parents named me.
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And what is it that
you do, exactly? Walter?
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Uh, you know, this and that.
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Fascinating.
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Vernon, I'm gonna sign you
in and grab your credentials.
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You just keep those eyes on the prize.
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Well, maybe they can't hear us.
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- Come on!
- Mabel!
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Okay, cut! Guys, cut!
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- Cut!
- What?
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Cut the music, Val! Val!
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I'm trying! I'm trying!
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I swear to God! I'm trying!
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Great! Now we have
to do it all over again.
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Sorry, the door was open.
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Just because a door is open...
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doesn't mean you have
to walk through it.
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Hold on, that's an epic lyric.
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Hey, Charlotte, Mabel.
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Hey... um, we had an
interview for today?
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Uh, now is really not a good time.
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In case you didn't notice...
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we're in the middle of
filming a kick-ass music video.
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Asher, man, we promised
her an interview.
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Dallas, if we're gonna be
taken seriously, we need a video.
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Name one successful band
that doesn't have one.
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Uh, all of them before 1981.
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Fine, we can try to fit it in.
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Your makeup, it's... unusual.
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I can use you.
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You can use me.
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Come on.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello?
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Hello? I was just gonna pop
by for an impromptu pizza party...
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with my favorite parolee, is he around?
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Oh, afraid not. He was
doing such a good job around here...
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I gave him the weekend off.
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He said something about
driving down to Tunica for the weekend.
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Tunica... Mississippi?
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Yup, unless they moved it.
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He crossed state lines. And
even worse, he didn't invite me.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(GLASS SMASHING)
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I guess it was '06...
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me and the assistant
manager had words...
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after I went on a
bender and trashed my room.
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He smashed my head into
that table right there.
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A few years later, I was
ejected out that exit right there...
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after I was over-served and urinated
in that potted plant.
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Yeah, and then 2012, me and
a certain cocktail waitress...
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spent a few romantic
minutes right there behind the bar.
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Good times.
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Oh, yeah, man, Tunica is
truly a magical place.
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Oh, hell now, that's a recipe
for disaster right there, man.
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Elvis Tribute Artists and
Johnny Cash impersonators...
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despise each other. Why?
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I don't know, man, it's like
the Hatfields and McCoys...
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North against the South...
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Kanye and Taylor Swift.
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Historians just don't know.
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Want to go find a Cash to harass?
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- Yeah.
- Let's go.
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Ooh, this is gonna be fun, man.
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They probably gonna run and hide...
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when they see us coming through here.
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- Uh-oh!
- Whoa, that's a lot of cashes.
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Yep.
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Vernon, its been way too long.
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Ah... good to see you, Uncle Wayne!
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Whoo! Looks like
you're still slummin' it.
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Oh, my God, this is your uncle?
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Yeah, the man practically raised me.
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If it weren't for me, the
kid would never have grown up...
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to be the upstanding gentleman he is.
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Right.
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How do you feel about
hittin' the buffet, we'll get drunk...
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and catch up on old times.
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You had me at drunk. Come on, buddy!
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Ooh, man, it's good to
see you, Uncle Wayne.
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[VERNON] Walt, you comin'?
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I'll catch up with ya in a
bit. I wanna check something out.
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Baby you say we are broken
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Yeah we need a love tool kit
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But just because a door is open
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Doesn't mean doesn't
mean you walk through it
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Wow, that was really, really good.
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I know, I wrote it.
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I hate to interrupt, but, um...
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could I just ask you a
few questions, then you...
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Yeah, now is not really a good time.
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I'm like... I'm like
overflowing with creative juices.
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It's not a good time. All
right, listen up, dudes!
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I got some epic ideas on how to
make sure this video goes viral.
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I just need a few minutes
to be alone with my thoughts.
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All right, now get out of my way.
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Stop looking at me.
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That's "soon-to-be-king"
Vernon Brown's entry form...
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and you're welcome.
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Hello, Starman, it truly
is a small world after all.
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Santino Trillions.
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Loretta, would you and
Lowercase E mind giving us a moment?
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I had a little run in with
your mother the other day.
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Her hair smelled delightful as always.
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Nice try, Trillions...
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but we both know that you
did not smell my mother's hair...
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because you'd only
come up to here on...
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(BELL DINGS)
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Nice try gettin' in my head, Trillions.
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I heard you're managing
Vernon Brown, the odds-on favorite.
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Yup, so, uh, you know, you
might as well just leave now.
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Beat the traffic home.
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Your boy wins, you go
home with small change.
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On the flip side...
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you could convince
Vernon to throw the gig.
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We bet against him...
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the three of us walk
away very slightly richer.
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Oh, you now have my attention.
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We could form a small
alliance for once, Starman.
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What do you say?
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No, I'm being literal. I mean,
you just now have my attention.
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So I'm gonna need you to just
recap everything you just said.
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Okay... you, are you camera ready?
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Um, I think so.
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Rad. I need you to stand in the back...
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and pretend to be a living statue.
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Just don't block my face and
definitely don't block my body.
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Okay, guys, let's try
and make this one count!
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Three, two, one, awesome!
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Ringing in my ears
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(STEAM MACHINE HISSING)
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(LOUD WHIRRING)
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No! Cut! Wait, it's not working!
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Cut the leaf blower!
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I'm sorry, I can't hear
you over the leaf blower!
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- Turn it off!
- What?
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- Turn it off!
- Huh?
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Vernon, you're never gonna believe this.
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Starman is gonna try to
convince you to throw the competition...
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so he can bet against you and
win a bunch of extra money.
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Vernon, I was thinkin' since
you are the odds-on favorite...
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it might be a smart idea for
you to throw the competition.
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That way, when we bet against you...
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we'll all make a few extra bucks.
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Sure, count me in.
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I thought you said
Elvis was always worth it?
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Not when you need cash as bad as I do.
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Ooh, impressive stud work.
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Yeah, compliments of my girl Debbie.
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Oh, well, I'll have to
pay her a little visit.
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A word with you.
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Your boy... he better
come through, or else.
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Are you tryin' to intimidate me?
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Damn it, Trillions! He'll
throw the match.
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Ah, Tunica.
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Now if I were Vernon
Brown, where would I be?
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Well, that's obvious, I'd be with me...
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but that's beside the point.
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Hey, where are you folks headed?
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On our way to the Muddy Water Casino...
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for the big Elvis Classic.
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On your way to the Muddy Water Casino...
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for the big Elvis Classic.
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You don't say?
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Yeah, dumbass, that is
exactly, word-for-word what I just said.
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I got you now, Vernon Brown.
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Clap your hands together for
the one, the only, Vernon Brown!
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WALT (V.O.): I thought you said
Elvis is always worth it.
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GRADY (V.O.): This is your year, Vernon!
248
00:13:25,423 --> 00:13:27,188
ZELVIS (V.O.): Is that my peanut
butter-bacon-n-banana?
249
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:30,224
VERNON (V.O.): Hey, Elvis
is always worth it, son.
250
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:34,963
STARMAN (V.O.): We'll all
make a few extra bucks.
251
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I'll give you all my
heart I'll give you all my soul
252
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I'll give you my last dime
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If you'll say that
you'll be mine pretty momma
254
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,289
- Hey.
- Hey.
255
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:03,791
What's this?
256
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,292
Ah, it's just some
demos I've been working on.
257
00:14:05,294 --> 00:14:06,727
I'd love to get your feedback.
258
00:14:06,729 --> 00:14:08,796
Yeah, awesome. I'll check
it out when I get home.
259
00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:11,866
And be brutally
honest... unless you hate them.
260
00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:14,034
And then, in that case, please lie.
261
00:14:14,036 --> 00:14:16,036
Bro, uh, what did you just give her?
262
00:14:16,038 --> 00:14:17,604
Oh, it's just some songs
I've been working on, man.
263
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:18,705
It's no big deal.
264
00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:20,073
Ah, yeah, it is!
265
00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:21,408
We can't be giving
our unfinished songs...
266
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,076
to some random chick.
267
00:14:23,078 --> 00:14:25,912
Okay, she's not some "chick"
and those demos are my songs.
268
00:14:25,914 --> 00:14:27,714
Guys, it's okay, I don't need th...
269
00:14:27,716 --> 00:14:30,884
Classic Dallas. Everything is
always about you, huh?
270
00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:32,351
Me?
271
00:14:32,353 --> 00:14:33,953
Dude, you've had your head
so far up your own ass today...
272
00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:35,454
I'm surprised you didn't suffocate!
273
00:14:35,456 --> 00:14:37,590
You better shut your mouth! Or what?
274
00:14:37,592 --> 00:14:39,325
Yo, get screwed, Asher.
275
00:14:39,327 --> 00:14:41,528
No, you get screwed, Dallas.
276
00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:42,762
So not only do you borrow my lyrics...
277
00:14:42,764 --> 00:14:44,196
without giving me credit...
278
00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:45,899
but you also have to
borrow my insults, as well.
279
00:14:45,901 --> 00:14:48,600
You know what?
No! You can...
280
00:14:50,138 --> 00:14:51,404
Get screwed, Dallas!
281
00:14:51,406 --> 00:14:52,438
Maybe we should go.
282
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,839
Hey, don't you...
283
00:14:53,841 --> 00:14:55,908
I kind of want to
see how this plays out.
284
00:15:10,824 --> 00:15:12,758
- Knocked it out of the park, man.
- Oh, thank you.
285
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,026
- That was awesome, man.
- Thank you.
286
00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:15,761
Hey, buddy, great performance.
287
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:18,864
One tiny note, you forgot to suck.
288
00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:22,367
Starman, you're fired.
289
00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:23,901
What?
290
00:15:33,046 --> 00:15:35,012
Better hurry up and announce
the winner of this thing soon.
291
00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:38,449
It's already 7:15 and the
Johnny Cashes are looking restless.
292
00:15:38,451 --> 00:15:40,350
Ladies and Gentlemen...
293
00:15:40,352 --> 00:15:45,089
it is my pleasure to
announce the winner of this year's...
294
00:15:45,091 --> 00:15:50,527
Annual Western
Southeastern Elvis Classic.
295
00:15:50,529 --> 00:15:54,098
And the winner is...
296
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,299
(COUGHS)
297
00:15:55,301 --> 00:15:57,301
Sorry, I got a little
tickle in my throat.
298
00:15:57,303 --> 00:15:59,236
[WALT] Look, it's Doily.
299
00:15:59,238 --> 00:16:02,306
Damn it, if they call
my name, man, I'm toast.
300
00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:03,474
What are you gonna do?
301
00:16:03,476 --> 00:16:05,976
And the winner is...
302
00:16:05,978 --> 00:16:07,043
(COUGHS)
303
00:16:07,045 --> 00:16:08,912
I think I may have swallowed a hair.
304
00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:12,582
I need you to hit me right now,
Uncle Wayne, and really sell it.
305
00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:14,283
Can I get some water?
306
00:16:14,285 --> 00:16:15,719
Hit me right now!
307
00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:18,454
And the winner is...
308
00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:19,923
That Cash just hit one of our boys!
309
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,693
Hey, y'all can't do that to a Cash!
310
00:16:23,695 --> 00:16:25,528
(BELL RINGS)
311
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:28,697
Let's go to the van
312
00:16:28,699 --> 00:16:31,634
Where milk and honey flow
313
00:16:31,636 --> 00:16:34,036
Come on oh come on
314
00:16:34,038 --> 00:16:35,971
It's better that I know
315
00:16:35,973 --> 00:16:40,409
Then it's bounce and
hop and back on top
316
00:16:40,411 --> 00:16:42,278
Ow! You actually hit me!
317
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,781
Hey, stop it! Stop it!
Ow! You're really slapping me!
318
00:16:45,783 --> 00:16:47,650
Watch your faces! Watch
your beautiful faces!
319
00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:51,887
Come on let's double the match
320
00:16:51,889 --> 00:16:55,758
Yeah yeah come on come on
321
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,027
It's better that I know
322
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:01,796
Ow! Ow!
323
00:17:01,798 --> 00:17:03,632
Watch the floors,
guys! You guys better get up!
324
00:17:03,634 --> 00:17:04,832
Get out of this!
325
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:06,801
[VAL] You're tearing this family apart!
326
00:17:06,803 --> 00:17:10,272
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
327
00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:18,579
You know everyday will be Sunday
328
00:17:24,854 --> 00:17:30,158
That'll be a happy happy
day when I get home
329
00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:36,230
Who are you supposed to be? Roy Orbison!
330
00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:38,632
Get out of here, Orbison! You
ain't got no dog in this fight!
331
00:17:40,403 --> 00:17:42,903
This face isn't gonna look so
pretty after I'm done with you!
332
00:17:42,905 --> 00:17:45,105
Oh, if you touch my
face, I will ruin you!
333
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,707
Oh, yeah? Yeah? You
can quote me on that!
334
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,509
Hey! You got your quote! Yeah,
how's that feel, huh?
335
00:17:48,511 --> 00:17:50,077
Yep, let's get out of here.
336
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,916
Damn, Uncle Wayne, you still
got a half-decent right hook.
337
00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:58,819
You told me to sell it,
man. I aim to please.
338
00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:00,787
Hey, here comes Doily.
339
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,555
Man, we gotta get the hell out of here.
340
00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:04,791
Thanks for everything.
It's always a pleasure.
341
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,293
I'll catch up later.
342
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:14,839
Sorry you lost your bet against me.
343
00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:17,976
Truth is, I couldn't bet
against you. I bet on you.
344
00:18:17,978 --> 00:18:19,945
Trouble is you're such
an odds-on favorite...
345
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:21,279
I only made a buck-fifty.
346
00:18:21,281 --> 00:18:23,148
I'm sorry you didn't
get your prize money.
347
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,850
My prize is my integrity.
348
00:18:25,852 --> 00:18:29,554
Plus, I was able to swipe
the tip jar during the fight.
349
00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:32,957
- Oh, my God!
- Yep!
350
00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:34,258
It was all worth it.
351
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:37,027
Hey, Elvis is always worth it.
352
00:18:37,029 --> 00:18:38,395
Damn straight.
353
00:18:40,232 --> 00:18:43,067
Oh, my God... well, look at this.
354
00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:47,771
Look at this! Across
state lines, that's just great.
355
00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:51,442
I agree, that's a lot of whiskey.
356
00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:55,446
Vernon Brown! Vernon
Brown! Hah-hah! Caught you!
357
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,448
Hey, Doily. Caught me doing what?
358
00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:59,516
You crossed the
Tennessee state line, my friend!
359
00:18:59,518 --> 00:19:00,851
Hello, Pastor Johnson.
360
00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:03,587
Cool your jets. He's in Mississippi.
361
00:19:03,589 --> 00:19:05,555
He's still in Tennessee.
362
00:19:08,159 --> 00:19:11,294
You... you're in your Elvis
suit, and I was at the Elvis-Off...
363
00:19:11,296 --> 00:19:12,929
in Mississippi.
364
00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:14,965
I have to admit it to you, Doily...
365
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:17,133
I was tempted to go to
the Elvis show tonight.
366
00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:21,070
But you know what? I had
one thought in my head...
367
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,539
that kept me from
crossing the state line.
368
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,341
You know what that thought was?
369
00:19:25,343 --> 00:19:27,843
What was it? Let me
in your head, come on.
370
00:19:27,845 --> 00:19:31,481
I thought that I didn't
wanna let a friend down.
371
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:34,349
That friend is you, Doily.
372
00:19:36,286 --> 00:19:41,824
Vernon Brown, you must
think I'm a fool...
373
00:19:41,826 --> 00:19:46,128
a fool for ever thinking
you'd let me down. I'm sorry, buddy.
374
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,596
I'm sorry for ever doubting
you, really, I apologize.
375
00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:49,931
Hey, man, it's all good.
376
00:19:49,933 --> 00:19:51,633
Me and Pastor
Johnson just sitting here...
377
00:19:51,635 --> 00:19:53,801
- having some hash browns.
- Oh, wow.
378
00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:55,504
Scattered, smothered and covered.
379
00:19:55,506 --> 00:19:58,273
Yeah, they look great. Sure
would love to pass ya some.
380
00:19:58,275 --> 00:20:01,309
But I don't want to take a
chance with the state line.
381
00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:04,946
Oh, yeah, well, uh, you know, this
could be our little secret.
382
00:20:04,948 --> 00:20:05,880
Right?
383
00:20:08,117 --> 00:20:13,054
Oh, man, I've heard of
these. I've heard of these.
384
00:20:13,056 --> 00:20:14,688
Mm! Oh, the best!
385
00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:18,092
Oh! These are good! These are so good!
386
00:20:18,094 --> 00:20:19,826
Whoo!
387
00:20:19,828 --> 00:20:24,698
You say that you'll
be mine pretty momma
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00:20:25,497 --> 00:20:31,734
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