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Previously on "Still the King"...
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- We're kicking you out, Walt.
- Why?
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[REGGIE] You shot a
lumberjack in the neck...
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with a tranq dart, dude!
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(KNIFE SCRAPING)
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[ALLISON] Who are you
listening to right now?
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Right now, Party Break
are my current favorite.
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Thank you, we're Party Break, goodnight!
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I'm Dallas. You must
be Charlotte's sister?
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You're good.
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Oh, my god! I'm a porta-potty baby?
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Tomorrow morning,
hoards of boaters will bring...
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their watercraft out to
that epic party in the cold.
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As always, Beaman
Boats is offering a chance...
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to take home one of these beauties...
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in their annual
Hands-on-a-Hard-Vessel contest.
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Vance Trecks is the reigning champion...
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with four consecutive
wins under his belt.
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Vance, how do you do it year after year?
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Well, it takes two
ingredients to make a champion...
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rock hard willpower...
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and red, white and blue American pride.
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And those colors don't run.
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VANCE (ON TV): Whoo! Fire it up.
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Okay, so you're
feeling pretty confident...
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about your chances again this year?
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VANCE (ON TV): Oh, yeah, I'm
feeling real confident.
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If you step to me, darling,
I'm gonna eat your [BLEEP].
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Not your [BLEEP], just an [BLEEP].
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VANCE (ON TV): Maybe
just cut this part out.
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Oh, is that right?
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VANESSA (ON TV): Uh, we're
live. I'm Natasha Bansfield...
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I got news for you, old Vance...
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I'm coming for you.
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This year, it's gonna be
the classic overdog story.
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I've been training for months.
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And no one is gonna win my boat.
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I'm in my prime. I could do anything.
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I bet you can't
kick off the ceiling fan.
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Challenge accepted.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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No, you literally just
stand there as long as you can.
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But you gotta keep your
hand on the boat the whole time?
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Yeah.
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Hey, man, I got a better idea.
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How about we forget this
boat thing and let's uh...
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stay here and get our day drunk
on, maybe bet on some dog races.
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Yeah, but if you win the
boat, you could probably sell it...
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and pay off a ton of your child support.
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You know something, Walt?
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Every now and then, something
comes out of your mouth...
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that does not sound absolutely insane.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hey, hey, boys.
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I was not expecting a slumber
party last night!
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Neither was I.
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Dude, you fell asleep at like 10:30.
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Ah, was it that late? Dang. YOLO.
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All right, Pastor Johnson...
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what do you have in store...
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today for my favorite
parolee and yourself?
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Well, you know, the
Pastor and I were just talkin'...
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about going down to the
lake and being a part of this...
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Hands-on-a-Boat contest.
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Ah, the lake, wow, I haven't
been down there in years.
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I'm a little afraid of
big bodies of water...
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after my buddy died in the gulf.
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Sorry to hear that. Was he in the Navy?
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Huh? No, no, no, he managed
at Chi-Chi's in Panama City.
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They had spring
break, belly-flop contest.
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He went up way high and
he came down and exploded.
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Splat! Boom! Blood,
guts, poop, toes, eyes...
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that whole pool became like mud.
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It's crazy, I was
starving about five minutes ago...
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but... I don't know.
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I really am glad you guys insisted...
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on me tagging along today.
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Did we?
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- I'll see you guys in there.
- Okay.
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I'm a firecracker y'all
gonna lit my fuse
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I'm about to blow it
up I can't lose I refuse
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Well, I was gonna put
my hands on a boat...
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but now I got my sights set on
a whole different kinda hard body.
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I didn't know you were coming.
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Well, it wasn't my idea,
but I'm glad I'm here now.
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Ladies! Come on!
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I gotta get to my post and hydrate!
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Come on, Char, he's gettin' crabby.
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I'll see you in there.
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- Okay, have fun.
- Bye.
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BIG D (OVER SPEAKER): Welcome
to the 11th annual...
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Hands-on-a-Hard-Vessel contest!
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The question that is
on everyone's mind...
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can four-time winner Vance
Trecks do it again?
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I guess we're gonna find out...
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because here he is now.
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He definitely looks ready to put
his hands on a hard vessel.
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No doubt about it.
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No one's impressed by your
awesome, fingerless gloves...
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or your sweet theme music, pal.
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You know, Ronnie, after
I win that boat...
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I'm gonna take it and the
boat I won last year...
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I'm gonna take them out on the lake...
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drive 'em at the same time,
sun on my face, wind in my hair...
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babes on my hang-down.
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We both know that's
physically impossible, pal.
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Hey! Don't you Iceman-from-Top
Gun chomp me.
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I invented that move.
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All right, this is it,
guys! A boat, who's gonna win it?
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Now here's the deal, keep it clean...
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find your spot on the boat, all right?
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And here we go! On your mark, get set!
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- Go!
- Go!
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Pole position again this year, Ronnie.
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Oh, is that right?
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Yeah... I'm gonna give
you some ad-Vance warning...
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you're about to lose.
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Great day for little
friendly competition, right?
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Why are you asking so
many questions, huh? You a cop?
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Matter of fact, I
am... in law enforcement.
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I'm a parole officer.
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Well, in town, you're the
law. Out here, it's me.
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Are you quoting Rambo?
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- No, it's not from Rambo.
- That was Rambo.
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- No... it's not.
- It's Rambo.
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Charlotte!
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Charlotte, come on, we're
going to a Summer in December party!
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Uh, hold on for one second.
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Excuse me, sorry. Oh,
I'm sorry, sorry...
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- Pardon me.
- I'm so sorry.
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Hey, Mom, can I go to a
party with Mabel and some friends?
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Young lady! You're not going anywhere!
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I didn't raise no quitter!
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You didn't raise me...
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and you are the biggest
quitter I've ever met.
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Give me one example.
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You quit high school junior year.
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You also quit countless
jobs, reading of any kind...
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ah, those karate classes?
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All right, all right,
you done your research.
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But that's ancient history!
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Baby, you should just try
and finish the competition.
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So, I can go when I lose?
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No! Don't you dare! Keep
your hand on that boat!
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(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
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- Good to go?
- Wear a life jacket...
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and don't do anything I would do.
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Okay.
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- Thank you, Miss Debbie.
- Have fun.
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Charlotte? Where you going?
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Uh, I'm going to a party with some
friends. I'll see ya later!
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Did you see that? Debbie
just let her run off.
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I don't know what the big deal is?
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Did you see the guys she left with?
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Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Are you just gonna let
our daughter run off...
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with those rocker-looking dudes?
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She's just going to
celebrate Summer in December...
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with her friends on their boat.
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She's walking into
exactly the kinda place...
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where a girl could get
her V-card punched...
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by some shiftless musician on a pontoon!
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Hey, Doily, you're gonna have
to find another ride home, man.
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I gotta go deal with a family issue.
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Okay, I'll keep my eyes on the prize!
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If I win this, we'll share
it. We'll call it the S.S. B.F.F.!
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- Huh?
- Whatever you say, partner.
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- (AIR HORN SOUNDS)
- Good luck, Walt.
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I'll catch you on the flip side, man.
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Flip side of what?
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Oh, now you're the concerned father!
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- Ronnie! Did you see that?
- Ssh!
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He has no right to boss her around...
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like she's a piece of
property! That's my job!
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Babe, you're bringing me
down with all this family talk.
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I gotta keep my eyes on the prize!
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Winning this boat.
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Water bottle me!
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Fine, I'll take my family
drama elsewhere.
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Damn it, Deb!
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(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
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Well, nine hours have gone
by, and only the heartiest...
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still have a hand on that hard vessel.
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Who will be last.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hey, Kenny, what's up?
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Walt! We found it, a Sasquatch nest!
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What? Really?
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Yeah, you gotta get out
here, this is it, man...
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this is the big one!
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Is there any law
enforcement involved yet?
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No, of course not! Now
look, I know there's been some...
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bad blood between us, but
come on, man, help us out!
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All right, I'm on my way.
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Thanks, man, we really appreciate it.
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Guys?
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(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
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Hey, I may not know
much about parenting...
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but I do know how these guys work.
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If they're half as slick as
I was when I was their age...
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it's probably too late.
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Hey, friends.
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Hey partner, you seen a
couple kids go by here?
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Yes, they were headed out
to Party Cove, I believe.
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The only place worth going. Ain't
that right, cool breeze?
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- Marj-arita?
- No... thanks.
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Oh, look...
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my pineapple turned upside down.
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Vernon, an upside down
pineapple is the sign of a swinger.
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Just call me
Tarzan. Argh-argh-argh...
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I don't know how to do the Tarzan thing.
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Oh, look, here comes Jane.
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No Cheetah.
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These are progressive times,
we can't say no to everything.
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- Vernon, come on.
- All right, sorry, partner.
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No! Where you going?
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Well, y'all come back, you hear?
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This party is gonna be sick.
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Last year, it was me, Fletcher,
Chad, Payneler, other Chad...
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Sick.
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So what's your plan, just
swim out and find her?
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I'm gettin' an idea.
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Fill 'er up, captain?
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Yeah, she only takes super premium, bro.
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You got it, skipper.
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Okay, and don't try to
screw me with regular.
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Because if you screw me, I'll screw you.
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No worries, chief!
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And if you do a good enough job...
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the other half of this
ten will be waiting for you.
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Wipe down the seats, okay?
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'Cause Straz puked some pinot
noir. Classic Straz!
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Okay.
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You got it, amigo.
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Wanna take a ride in my jet-boat?
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- I get to drive.
- Let's go.
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Okay, here we are at mile marker 12...
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just off River Road Highway.
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We've gotten word of
a living Squatch nest.
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Kenny? Guys?
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Got debris, shredded
clothing, broken branches.
244
00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:40,749
Definitive signs of a
struggle between man and beast.
245
00:10:44,552 --> 00:10:45,952
Guys?
246
00:10:46,053 --> 00:10:47,654
Can't this thing go any faster?
247
00:10:47,754 --> 00:10:51,024
She's probably
halfway to teen mom by now.
248
00:10:51,124 --> 00:10:53,293
I raised her better than that, okay?
249
00:10:53,393 --> 00:10:55,424
I mean, what do you think
she could possibly be doing?
250
00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:57,566
Oh, I'll tell you
exactly what she's doing.
251
00:10:57,664 --> 00:11:01,935
Some white trash junky
forcing drinks down her throat.
252
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:05,639
And he's all, "Yo, babe, what
do ya say we all go downstairs...
253
00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:08,576
and make some poor decisions
that will negatively impact...
254
00:11:08,676 --> 00:11:12,646
the rest of our once-promising lives?"
255
00:11:12,745 --> 00:11:14,515
"Cool. Sounds smart"
256
00:11:24,191 --> 00:11:26,127
Come on, don't be ridiculous.
257
00:11:26,226 --> 00:11:28,036
I'm sure it's just kids having fun.
258
00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:34,009
Oh, my god! Float-illa!
259
00:11:37,605 --> 00:11:40,108
Hang on, baby! We're coming!
260
00:11:40,941 --> 00:11:42,412
Punch it!
261
00:11:48,353 --> 00:11:51,390
Guys! Kenny?
262
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,662
Whoa, whoa...
263
00:11:59,062 --> 00:12:00,965
I can't believe this.
264
00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:07,638
Walt... I'm your neighbor species.
265
00:12:09,507 --> 00:12:12,944
We could be... friends.
266
00:12:13,043 --> 00:12:13,911
(LAUGHING)
267
00:12:14,012 --> 00:12:16,281
I can't... I can't do it anymore.
268
00:12:16,381 --> 00:12:19,217
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- I can't do it...
269
00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:22,921
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
270
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:25,494
- We got you!
- We did it.
271
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:29,976
I'm your neighbor
species! We can be friends!
272
00:12:30,111 --> 00:12:32,833
[KENNY] You can't be
friends with a sasquatch!
273
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:36,664
We read your dumb Son
of Sasquatch theory.
274
00:12:36,665 --> 00:12:37,996
What is that nonsense?
275
00:12:37,997 --> 00:12:39,503
Kenny says it's the
dumbest thing he's ever read...
276
00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:41,940
and he reads at a
third-grade reading level.
277
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,443
- It's six grade. Sorry.
- Shut... Kenny, you're an idiot.
278
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:45,876
- Just accept it.
- I get it.
279
00:12:45,977 --> 00:12:49,113
A re-initiation prank, you
guys want me back in the group.
280
00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:50,015
- What?
- No.
281
00:12:50,173 --> 00:12:52,315
It's more of a you're-an-idiot,
so-we-can-laugh-at-you prank...
282
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,488
'cause we don't want
you in the group. Right?
283
00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:57,222
Walt, the only way we let you back in...
284
00:12:57,321 --> 00:13:00,457
is if you walked through the door...
285
00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:04,195
with a living, breathing squatch.
286
00:13:04,295 --> 00:13:05,430
Fall out, boys.
287
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:14,605
If it's proof they want, it's
proof they're gonna get.
288
00:13:15,473 --> 00:13:19,176
Talk to yourself much? Loser.
289
00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:22,180
Okay, this ain't gonna be easy...
290
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,516
if we're gonna get access to this
madness, we gotta blend in.
291
00:13:25,615 --> 00:13:27,485
That's gonna require a party attitude...
292
00:13:27,585 --> 00:13:28,986
and some heavy drinking.
293
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,431
Let's go get my baby.
294
00:13:41,532 --> 00:13:42,654
Hell, yeah, I second the motion.
295
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,740
I'm feelin' my perfect
girl She got a dirty side
296
00:13:44,839 --> 00:13:48,609
I'm talking about
four-wheel out of this flirty side
297
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,012
- Her name's Charlotte!
- We're looking for our daughter.
298
00:13:51,112 --> 00:13:52,713
- She's like this high.
- Yes.
299
00:13:52,814 --> 00:13:53,714
Break away!
300
00:13:53,814 --> 00:13:56,752
Oh, this way? All right. Charlotte!
301
00:13:56,852 --> 00:14:00,355
Excuse me, sir. Can I just get by?
302
00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:02,992
- I'm good, really, thanks.
- It's a rite of passage.
303
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,328
Well, I'm glad you're
getting such a kick out of this.
304
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,029
Okay, let's go.
305
00:14:11,065 --> 00:14:14,069
- Ah! -
Woo-hoo!
306
00:14:16,972 --> 00:14:20,975
Yeah! Oh, my god, we won!
307
00:14:21,075 --> 00:14:23,244
All right!
308
00:14:25,313 --> 00:14:28,750
Let's keep it moving, okay? Charlotte!
309
00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:31,285
Charlotte!
310
00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:35,122
Are all these damn boats
startin to look the same to you?
311
00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:41,128
Well, hey, friend. Come back
to borrow a cuppa coffee, hm?
312
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:47,335
Why don't you let old
Coy help you outta them...
313
00:14:47,435 --> 00:14:48,002
wet clothes.
314
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:55,611
Oh, hell, no, come on.
315
00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:57,979
Oh... mm
316
00:14:58,079 --> 00:15:01,016
When my brothers at Ruby
Ridge were under siege...
317
00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:03,686
sleep deprivation was their downfall.
318
00:15:03,785 --> 00:15:05,920
But if any of these bastards
think I'm just gonna pick up...
319
00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:07,389
my hands and say, "I...
320
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,791
Damn it! The same thing
happened to me last year.
321
00:15:10,891 --> 00:15:12,459
I gotta stop telling that story.
322
00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:14,695
Yeah, I came out here to
hang out with my best friend.
323
00:15:14,795 --> 00:15:17,532
Who'd ever thunk I'd make
another best friend, right?
324
00:15:17,632 --> 00:15:20,001
We're not friends. I don't like you.
325
00:15:20,101 --> 00:15:23,004
But damn it, soldier, I respect you.
326
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,506
- Me, too.
- (AIR HORN SOUNDS)
327
00:15:24,606 --> 00:15:25,474
Agh!
328
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,709
Now that's a yawn!
329
00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:30,277
What? No.
330
00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:31,747
This ain't my first time
at the rodeo, cowboy.
331
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,982
That's a yawn.
332
00:15:34,082 --> 00:15:38,953
News flash, pal, that was the
face of a roar, a silent roar.
333
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:44,292
The roar of a
champion, a legend, a winner!
334
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:46,996
A roar.
335
00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:49,932
You best get your face out of my face.
336
00:15:50,031 --> 00:15:54,569
You got that? Huh?
337
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,671
This is about the only
boat we ain't been on!
338
00:15:56,771 --> 00:15:58,239
She gotta be here somewhere!
339
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:02,610
Vernon, Vernon,
Vernon, this is her purse!
340
00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:05,746
Because see, look! This is
the key chain from the fair!
341
00:16:05,847 --> 00:16:07,749
[CHARLOTTE] Asher, please
stop. You're making me uncomfortable.
342
00:16:07,848 --> 00:16:10,218
[ASHER] Char, don't be
like that. Just let me do it.
343
00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:12,386
- You're gonna like it, I promise.
- Charlotte!
344
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:14,021
Seriously, Asher, I said
no. Get away from me.
345
00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:16,234
Hang on, baby! We're coming!
346
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:20,302
Wait, no, just sit still, I
need you to feel this emotionally.
347
00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,904
- Gimme that!
- Vernon!
348
00:16:23,004 --> 00:16:27,710
Whoa! What the hell, bro?
349
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:30,213
He was just close-singing
me with his terrible song!
350
00:16:30,312 --> 00:16:31,648
Okay, it's a work in progress!
351
00:16:31,748 --> 00:16:33,115
He's so misunderstood.
352
00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:34,536
Hey! I know what's going on here.
353
00:16:34,616 --> 00:16:36,886
I know exactly what's going on here.
354
00:16:36,986 --> 00:16:39,154
You've been drinking. What's
this? Is this rum? Vodka?
355
00:16:39,254 --> 00:16:42,158
It's Coke, Mom. Oh,
my god, are you drunk?
356
00:16:42,258 --> 00:16:43,960
Hey! I'll ask the questions around here!
357
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:46,630
Yeah.
358
00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:49,431
What's going on with you, Snoop
Dog? Those pot brownies?
359
00:16:49,532 --> 00:16:51,334
- You trippin', man?
- A litle weed?
360
00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:52,813
- No, man.
- Yeah, bro.
361
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,237
Quit harshing our mellow.
362
00:16:54,336 --> 00:16:56,172
What's this weirdo doing here?
363
00:16:56,272 --> 00:17:00,009
No, no, I'm no weirdo. I'm
a member of this band.
364
00:17:00,108 --> 00:17:01,377
And I'm chaperoning.
365
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,680
This is a completely sober voyage.
366
00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:06,249
We're all fine and safe
here. This is a safe space.
367
00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:08,058
This is so embarrassing.
368
00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:11,086
They may not be doin' anything bad.
369
00:17:11,186 --> 00:17:14,322
We may have overreacted just a hair...
370
00:17:14,422 --> 00:17:15,062
Yeah, you think?
371
00:17:15,124 --> 00:17:18,427
You punted his guitar!
372
00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:21,163
So what now? Should we apologize?
373
00:17:21,263 --> 00:17:23,198
No way. We can't apologize now!
374
00:17:23,298 --> 00:17:25,401
We'll never get the
upper hand back on her.
375
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,903
Right, right, right.
376
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,882
They'll never believe
anything else we ever say!
377
00:17:28,971 --> 00:17:29,805
No, no...
378
00:17:29,904 --> 00:17:31,139
You gotta follow my lead.
379
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,543
- Gotcha, go get 'em.
- Let's go.
380
00:17:33,643 --> 00:17:36,077
Oh, my god, you guys are wasted!
381
00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:40,984
You didn't... you, da'
lady... need to get your butt home.
382
00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:42,685
So you are coming with me, now come on.
383
00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:44,153
Mom, you're drunk.
384
00:17:44,252 --> 00:17:46,355
Dallas, can you take me home?
385
00:17:46,455 --> 00:17:48,023
Yeah, yeah, our boat's just over there.
386
00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:50,259
Is that okay with you?
387
00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:51,326
I will allow that.
388
00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:54,129
Hey, just don't get all handsy, buster.
389
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:55,230
That's right!
390
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:56,598
What does that even mean?
391
00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:59,235
I don't know, but it sounds amazing.
392
00:17:59,335 --> 00:18:01,636
I'll tell you what it
means, is this party's over!
393
00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:03,038
That's right.
394
00:18:03,138 --> 00:18:05,140
And just a little word of
advice for you there, grasshopper...
395
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:10,145
close-singing to a girl
without her permission is never okay!
396
00:18:10,246 --> 00:18:11,614
Now get outta here!
397
00:18:11,713 --> 00:18:15,817
- Come on, let's go!
- Party's over! Now go on!
398
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,187
We are such awesome parents.
399
00:18:18,288 --> 00:18:21,691
Woo-hoo! We should write a
book is what we should do about it.
400
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:24,927
- We should write a book.
- Write a book.
401
00:18:25,028 --> 00:18:26,997
Ah-ha.
402
00:18:27,096 --> 00:18:32,735
Maybe we could just stick around,
have one more drink?
403
00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:38,673
I mean, yeah, sober up a little bit...
404
00:18:38,774 --> 00:18:41,511
- just a couple of light beers.
- Yeah.
405
00:18:59,495 --> 00:19:02,032
What the... oh, damn raccoons.
406
00:19:17,613 --> 00:19:20,083
[BIG D] It's been a long
night here at Sid's Marina...
407
00:19:20,182 --> 00:19:24,753
and we're gettin down to the
wire, folks, down to the wire.
408
00:19:27,722 --> 00:19:30,992
I got some bad news for you,
dude. I ain't even tired yet.
409
00:19:31,093 --> 00:19:32,996
Need... sleep.
410
00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:37,567
- Yes! Yes!
- (AIR HORN SOUNDS)
411
00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:40,069
I'm the champion of
boats! I'm gonna win them all!
412
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:43,605
Then I'm going after your
Ski-Doo! Your snow mobiles!
413
00:19:43,705 --> 00:19:46,574
I'm gonna win... no,
no! Let's do it over!
414
00:19:46,675 --> 00:19:48,610
Gonna do a redo. Reset the clock!
415
00:19:48,711 --> 00:19:50,145
- You took your hand off!
- Nope!
416
00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:51,213
- I win!
- No!
417
00:19:51,313 --> 00:19:53,149
- I'm the winner!
- You're the loser!
418
00:19:53,249 --> 00:19:55,250
I'm not no loser!
419
00:19:55,351 --> 00:19:57,453
This is my boat now!
420
00:19:57,554 --> 00:19:59,221
- Security! Security!
- My boat!
421
00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:03,459
Oh, you better not touch my jacket,
law dog, that's a mesh.
422
00:20:03,558 --> 00:20:05,560
Hey! Hey! Uh-uh, uh-uh.
423
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:08,832
- That's my boat! That's my boat!
- (AIR HORN SOUNDS)
424
00:20:08,932 --> 00:20:11,033
I am the champion!
425
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:16,740
Finally, after all this
time, we have a winner!
426
00:20:18,339 --> 00:20:23,211
Looks like you overlooked
one small thing.
427
00:20:23,311 --> 00:20:24,680
Who the hell are you, pal?
428
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,260
Why do you got your hands on my boat?
429
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,216
- It is my boat now.
- Huh?
430
00:20:28,317 --> 00:20:30,286
Maybe you just didn't see me back there.
431
00:20:30,385 --> 00:20:32,821
Well, congratulations, sir!
432
00:20:32,922 --> 00:20:37,026
You are the winner of a brand-new
SSX Luxury Chaparral.
433
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:40,195
And here is an extra set of
keys in case you misplace those!
434
00:20:40,296 --> 00:20:41,965
Thanks for listening, see you.
435
00:20:42,065 --> 00:20:43,199
- I already gave him the keys!
- Well, two is better than one.
436
00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:45,167
No, man, you're always copying me.
437
00:20:45,268 --> 00:20:47,836
You have a good day now.
438
00:21:13,462 --> 00:21:16,665
[VERNON] Hey, uh...
did we, uh, you know...
439
00:21:16,766 --> 00:21:18,322
[DEBBIE] Damn floatillas.
440
00:21:18,323 --> 00:21:20,858
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