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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:07,353 It's just all she seems to talk about is this bloody dog, you know? 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,597 It's like "Ooh, Colin did this" and "Ooh, Colin did that", 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,119 and I'm sick of it, you know? 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:16,676 I should talk to her, but she's been so happy ever since Colin arrived on the scene. 5 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,438 She'd been having a hard time. 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,199 She'd had some articles rejected, she'd split up with her boyfriend. 7 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:24,277 To top it all off, her hair looked stupid all the time. 8 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,357 Then Colin arrives on the scene and she's writing again. 9 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:33,191 She doesn't seem that bothered about Richard and her hair looks good! 10 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:40,195 Tim, I know how you feel about dogs and I know how you feel about Daisy. 11 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,518 Sometimes, where friends are concerned, sacrifices have to be made. 12 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,959 You're saying we kill the dog? 13 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,309 - No. - Spoilsport. 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,995 - Count to 100? - All right. 15 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,031 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 16 00:00:57,034 --> 00:01:07,256 17 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,918 I used to know this guy Minty. 18 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:16,999 He had a dog who he'd train to attack rich people. 19 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,873 He was into the whole class-war thing. 20 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,832 He called the dog Gramsci after an Italian Marxist. 21 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:28,157 Rumour has it, it could smell wealth from up to 20 feet. 22 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,189 (Barking and snarling) 23 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:34,519 The thing is, it all backfired. Minty won 100 grand on a scratchcard... 24 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,594 and Gramsci bit his knees off. 25 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,279 That's terrible. 26 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:47,108 Not really. He used the money to buy new knees. 27 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,515 So what happened to Gramsci, then? 28 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,951 Well, no-one knows, although some people still believe 29 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,958 he roams wild on Hampstead Heath. 30 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,551 (Whispers) Close to the meat. 31 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,999 Hiya! 32 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,359 (Sighs) 33 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,509 - Is that it? - Well, it's not what it is. 34 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:16,394 It's what it will be - a cold-blooded killer. 35 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,757 It's a fact, sure as day follows night, sure as eggs is eggs, 36 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,598 sure as every odd-numbered Star Trek movie is shit. 37 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,154 - Ahhh! - Mwah! 38 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,875 - I'm going shopping. Do you want anything? - A crossbow? 39 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:32,150 And also, if Richard calls, 40 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,475 tell him I'm out with Colin. 41 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,472 We'll make him pay, won't we? We'll make them all pay. 42 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,391 - Who's Richard? - Ex-boyfriend. 43 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,317 - Your ex-boyfriend? - No, Daisy's ex-boyfriend. 44 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,079 - My ex-boyfriend. - Oh, I'm sorry. What happened? 45 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:50,591 Well, you know, I was upset but I'm not any more, you know. 46 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,871 In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. 47 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:57,151 You know, you forget you've got one. 48 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,919 It just sits on top of the cupboard collecting a layer of greasy fudge. 49 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:04,909 If you see it, you assume it's broken, otherwise you'd be using it all the time, 50 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,393 but you don't and it just sits there. 51 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:10,877 Then one day, you get an overwhelming desire for toasted sandwiches 52 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:14,629 and you get it down and it works and you can't believe it, you know. 53 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,990 You make every kind of sandwich there is, you have toasted-sandwich parties. 54 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,600 You make Marmite and cheese and chocolate and... 55 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,278 - Pilchards. - Banana and... 56 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,151 - Acorns. - Acorns. 57 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,795 Then as quickly as desire comes, it just goes, 58 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,355 and then you put the toasted-sandwich maker away 59 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,790 - and... you know what? - (Both) What? 60 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,951 You don't miss it. 61 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,994 So what you're saying is "Don't hide the toasted-sandwich maker away, 62 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,793 use him regularly and you'll get the most out of him." 63 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,638 No, she's saying "Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich." 64 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,274 Anyway, I've got to go cos I'm meeting Twist. 65 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,230 Don't you just love my hair? 66 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,591 (Sighs) 67 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,914 How can you not like him? He's so cute. 68 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,359 Ahh! 69 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:13,077 That's how it all starts, with "Oohs" and "Aahs", but later there's barking and biting. 70 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,395 He's a ticking timebomb of death, Daisy. 71 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:20,150 You give him all the love in the world, you spend years doting on his little furry head 72 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,590 and one day you get back from aerobics and there he is, 73 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,518 panting over the half-eaten remains of some hapless handyman 74 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,437 you left fixing the tumble dryer. 75 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,232 We don't have a tumble dryer. 76 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,197 You will, my friend, you will. 77 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:39,314 Look, Tim, I know that I've been... insensitive, OK, 78 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,353 and I do appreciate that you are riddled with deep-seated psychological disorders. 79 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,879 Thank you. 80 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,152 But Colin lives here now and I'd like it if we could all live happily, you know? 81 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,590 - Your mum remarried, didn't she? - What's that got to do with anything? 82 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:56,713 Well... you know what it feels like to be... 83 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,671 to be a stepchild, 84 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,075 to be resented by a patriarch. 85 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,190 My stepdad was a nice guy! 86 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,711 (Screaming) 87 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,952 Timmy boy! 88 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,311 All right, I'll give it a try. 89 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,150 Thanks, Tim. 90 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,954 - So, what are you doing tonight? - Brian's coming up. 91 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,274 To see you? 92 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:27,598 I went to a gallery with him last week, so he's coming up to see the Star Wars Trilogy. 93 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,790 It's like a cultural exchange thing. 94 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:33,515 Do you mind if we sit in? We could be like independent observers. 95 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,269 No, not at all. I'll get some popcorn. And a muzzle. 96 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,279 Ooh! Sorry, mate. 97 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:53,192 You idiot. Why don't you watch where you're going? 98 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,993 Takes the fun out of it. (Laughs) 99 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:00,079 I just know this street well. I've never seen an evil, suspicious-Iooking man here before. 100 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,112 What makes you think I'm evil and suspicious-Iooking? 101 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,712 All right! I was just being friendly. 102 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,871 '(Ewoks singing)' 103 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,751 It's so moving. 104 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,631 (Sobs) 105 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,672 Little Ewoks. 106 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:33,155 An entire empire brought to its knees by small furry creatures. 107 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,590 - That's my point exactly. - Leave him alone. 108 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:41,279 Did you notice that everything that transpired in those films, and I mean everything, 109 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:45,552 can be attributed to the actions of one very minor character? 110 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,032 Who? 111 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,834 The gunner on the Star Destroyer at the beginning of the first film. 112 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,279 How come? 113 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:56,075 Well, if the gunner had shot the pod that C-3PO and R2 were in, 114 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,111 they wouldn't have got to Tatooine, they wouldn't have met Luke, 115 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,957 Luke wouldn't have met Ben, they wouldn't have met Han and Chewie, 116 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,072 they wouldn't have rescued Princess Leia - none of it would have happened. 117 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,111 Chaos theory. 118 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,516 - Eh? - The predictability of random events, 119 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,597 the notion that reality as we know it - past, present, future - 120 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,871 is in fact a mathematically predictable preordained system. 121 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,956 So somewhere out there in the vastness of the unknown 122 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,991 is an equation... 123 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,715 for predicting the future? 124 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:32,470 An equation so complex as to utterly defy any possibility of comprehension 125 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:36,035 by even the most brilliant human mind, 126 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,914 but an equation nonetheless. 127 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:44,069 - Oh, my God. - What? 128 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,155 What? 129 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,988 I've got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket. 130 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,951 (AIl) Oh, Mama! 131 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,911 Oh, Daddy, let's all play kabaddi. 132 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,474 - You get 'em, Daise. - I made the tea. 133 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,398 I opened the window. Brian, it's your turn to do something. 134 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,069 - Colin needs to go out for a walk. - I opened the window. 135 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,556 Yeah, I made the tea and Brian's getting the Jaffa Cakes. 136 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,589 Shit! 137 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,359 It'll give you a chance to get to know each other. 138 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,556 All right, all right, I'll do it, if it'll make you happy. 139 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,910 Come on, then, Cujo, or whatever your bloody name is. 140 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,520 Stay away from me, mind. Go on. 141 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,999 What's the matter with you? Just do your thing. 142 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,031 Just do it. Do it. Just go, will you? 143 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,071 Oh, right. Well, hurry up. 144 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:49,954 (Yelps) 145 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:55,031 Come on, you bastards. I know you're up there. 146 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,914 Come and get me. Take me to your homeworld. 147 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,110 Come on, abduct me! 148 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,790 Shit! Colin's been abducted! 149 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,150 - What do you mean, he's been abducted? - Yeah, by a crocodile or something. 150 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,953 - A crocodile?! - Or something. 151 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:19,196 - You let him go, didn't you? - Wha?! 152 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,876 - Daisy, I'm sure Tim... - No, Brian! 153 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,559 He's had it in for him from the start. 154 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,671 Now, Daisy, I admit I wasn't keen on the idea of getting a dog, 155 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,234 but I would never stoop so low as to do something like that. 156 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,840 - I think you know me well enough. - Do I? 157 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:34,756 Daisy! 158 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,678 I obviously don't know you as well as I thought! 159 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,831 Ow. 160 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,071 Do you want a Jaffa Cake? 161 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,111 No. 162 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,716 I can't believe she'd think that. 163 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,478 She's upset and not thinking straight. 164 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,432 People say things they don't mean in those situations, 165 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,358 she's just lashing out at someone close to her. 166 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,391 Thanks, mate. 167 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,032 It's all right. 168 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,192 So what did you do with it, then? 169 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,191 Colin! 170 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,231 Colin! 171 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,229 - Colin! - Colin! 172 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,591 (Inaudible) 173 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,914 Colin! Colin! 174 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,955 Colin! Colin! Colin! 175 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,272 Col... Oh, I'm sorry, 176 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,993 I thought you were someone else. 177 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,911 Colin! 178 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,510 - Colin! - Colin! 179 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,234 - Colin! - Colin! 180 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,748 Come on, you little... Colin. 181 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,671 - Any luck? - No. 182 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,951 This came. 183 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:50,951 "To whom it may concern, I'm writing to inform you of the whereabouts of your dog." 184 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,959 "Colin has been taken by a man named James EIdridge, a freelance vivisectionist." 185 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:00,870 "I cannot return your dog personally, but the lab site is located 11-13 Kettle Road, N1." 186 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,751 "Colin is being kept in Terrapin 5." 187 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,519 "The lab has a skeleton security staff of one." 188 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:09,155 "I hope this information is of use to you. Yours in search of justice... 189 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,236 ...a friend." 190 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,031 This came with it. 191 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,556 Call Twist, get Brian, I'll get Mike. 192 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:24,799 - What are you gonna do? - We're gonna get our dog back. 193 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,280 (Military drumming) 194 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,679 (Pointer cracks) 195 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:48,555 I'd like to thank you all for coming. Daisy and me, we... 196 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,229 We really appreciate it. We all know this is gonna be tough. 197 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,192 - Do you want a Bourbon? - Ooh, thanks very much. 198 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,629 One of our number is in trouble and we have to help. 199 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,148 Thanks to the information obtained by Mike, 200 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,556 - Hello. ...we've got a rough idea of the lab's layout. 201 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,034 The main gate is here, the guard hut is here, 202 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:10,995 and Terrapin 5, where we believe Colin is being held, is here. 203 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,112 We'll go over the fence here. It's two metres high, so we'll have to do some climbing. 204 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,435 - It's impossible. - It's not impossible. 205 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,758 I used to climb over my neighbour's fence when I was a kid. It was about two metres. 206 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,588 - Mike and Brian will handle the guard. - Why Mike and Brian? 207 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,358 Because you're tallest and Mike's good at handling people. 208 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,278 Brian's not bad at handling people, are you, Brian? 209 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,757 Once inside, Daisy, Twist and myself will locate Terrapin 5. 210 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,076 When we find it, Daisy and Twist will stand guard and I'll go in for Colin. 211 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,908 - Why are you going in? - Because I'm the one that lost him. 212 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,311 I want you all wearing black tonight. 213 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,396 - All black? - All black. 214 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,112 I don't know much about security lighting, 215 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:55,676 but I'm guessing they'll use 180-degree dispersing halogens with motion sensors, 216 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,837 so we'll have to stick to the shadows. Any questions? 217 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,440 - Are charcoal-grey pumps OK? - Yes, they'll be fine. 218 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,756 If we get separated, we'll meet at the Beech Tree Inn on Stone Street. 219 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,429 Brian, put your hand down. Mike, I'll see you here at 2200 hours, 220 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,471 everybody else, I'll see you here at ten. 221 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,831 (Makes whirring sound) 222 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,910 - That's very... - (Mimics air being released) 223 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,428 - That's very good, Mike. - Ta. 224 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,671 Well done, Daisy. 225 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,634 - You've done really well, Twist. - It's from the DKNY open-warfare range. 226 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:44,116 - Well, great. Well done. What's this? - It's my make-up bag. 227 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,709 We're rescuing a dog from an animal-testing laboratory - there'll be lots of make-up there. 228 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,512 - Oh, it's for luck. - Twist... 229 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,073 Tim! 230 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,111 Let her take it. 231 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,388 OK. 232 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,672 When we get there, it's important while we're doing this we don't use our real names. 233 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,280 From now on, we'll be using code names, OK? 234 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,150 Mike, you're Luke. 235 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,349 Brian, you're Chewie. 236 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,435 Daisy, you're Leia. 237 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,472 Twist... you're... Jabba. 238 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,556 - I'm Han. - Can't I be Han? 239 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,238 No! 240 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,952 - Sound off. Luke? - Ho. 241 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,149 - Chewie? - Erm, me. 242 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,077 - Leia? - Yes, Tim... Han. 243 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,838 - Jabba? - Is Jabba the princess? 244 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,552 - (AIl) Yeah. - Here! 245 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,672 OK. (Breathes deeply) Let's go get Colin. 246 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,831 Brian? 247 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,871 Come back in one piece. 248 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,273 Yep. 249 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,395 You know what piece I mean. 250 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:07,879 OK, this is it, people. None of us have ever done anything like this before, 251 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,435 apart from Mike who, as we all know, once stole a tank and tried to invade Paris. 252 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,153 - Hello. - We're through the looking glass here, OK? 253 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,795 We've been given a responsibility and if we don't do this, nobody else will. 254 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,759 Good luck, and I'll see you at the Beech. 255 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,836 Go! Go! Go! 256 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,473 - Oo-ooh! - What are you doing? 257 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,511 The gate's open. 258 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,751 Erm, excuse me. 259 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,869 Excuse me. 260 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,999 Excuse me! 261 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,552 Let's play. 262 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,430 OK, this is it. Stand guard. If it gets pear-shaped, just go. 263 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,471 Han! 264 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,317 - Good luck. - You too, Princess. 265 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,351 Thanks! 266 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,479 (Gulps) 267 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,752 You must get terrible headaches looking at the screens all day long. 268 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,597 Oh, it's all right, really. 269 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,189 I find if I keep a little bottle of eye drops handy, 270 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,959 it's not too bad, really. 271 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:50,120 You should get one of those eye masks with the cooling gel in. I find them very soothing. 272 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,071 Oh, that sounds nice, yeah. 273 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,150 Colin? Colin! 274 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,631 Colin! 275 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,428 What if they set the dogs on us? 276 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,235 Don't worry, Twist. We trap 'em. Ahh-ah, ahh-ah, ahh-ah! 277 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,271 - Shh! - Sorry. 278 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,079 (Laughter) 279 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,874 Colin? Colin! 280 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,798 I'm risking a lot being here, you know. 281 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,035 You're only doing it cos you fancy Chewie. 282 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,957 - Brian?! - Yeah. 283 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,752 - Uh-uh. - Uh-huh. 284 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,677 - Uh-uh! - Nn! 285 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,188 - Uh-uh! - Eh-eh-eh! 286 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,359 (Yelping) 287 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,470 (Meowing) 288 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,119 (Yelp) 289 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,676 Colin! 290 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,438 Ahh! 291 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,313 You stay back, OK, I'm coming in. 292 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:09,315 Italian make, 9mm parabellum, 13 in the clip, one in the spout. 293 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,998 Kill zone. Feel that. 294 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:16,148 That, my friend, will mash up through the engine block of a Fiat Uno, no problem. 295 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,511 - How's it feel? - It's so cold. 296 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,150 You're always wiggling your arse when he's around. 297 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,953 - I do not! - You do, I've seen you. 298 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,992 Yes, well, what about you and "Han"? 299 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,391 Tim?! 300 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,552 What about me and Tim? 301 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,477 - Run! - Colin! 302 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,397 (Alarm) 303 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,239 Come on! 304 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:50,399 Er, 14 across, three letters - "To walk at speed, manage or oversee." 305 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,953 (Alarm) 306 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,194 - Run! - Bye. 307 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,514 No, wait! 308 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,515 - We're stuck! - Do something with it. 309 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:07,156 No, you're all right, Officer. Must have been a fox or something set off the motion sensors. 310 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,158 No, everything's fine. You stay where you are. 311 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,669 There you go. There's, erm, a bit of a knack to it. 312 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,870 It was you who sent the letter, wasn't it? 313 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,275 - Yeah. - Why? 314 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,596 Well, EIdridge left one of the Portakabins open last week. 315 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,519 I couldn't believe it, all those little animals in cages. 316 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,633 I'd never have taken the job if I knew what he was up to, but... 317 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:43,470 I knew he'd clean away any evidence if I went through the official channels, 318 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,796 and when Colin arrived, I saw my chance. 319 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:51,311 See, I... I've always been a bit of a yes man, you see. 320 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,839 (AIl) Have you? 321 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:59,035 Yeah. So I thought it was time I just stood up and said no. 322 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,916 Aren't you worried about getting in trouble with the police, being involved in a break-in? 323 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,793 It won't look very good on your permanent record, will it? 324 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,479 There's not much I can do about that, is there? 325 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,354 Wait a minute, everyone. I've got an idea. 326 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,992 What? 327 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,271 Voil?! 328 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,119 Blimey. 329 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,311 There you go - it wasn't your fault, we beat you up. 330 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,351 (Raucous laughter) 331 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,798 Hey, I suppose I'd better call the police, then, eh? 332 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,831 (Laughter) 333 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,352 - You lot had better get off. - Right. 334 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,755 Colin says thanks. "Thanks!" 335 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,518 - "Bye!" - Bye. 336 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,919 Daisy, look at this. 337 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:57,988 "Scientist James EIdridge, wanted by police for his involvement in an illegal laboratory, 338 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,268 is missing today." 339 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:04,110 "EIdridge, whose nefarious dealings may have earnt him in excess of ?250,000, 340 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,958 was last seen on Tuesday near Hampstead Heath." 341 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,835 (Tim's voice echoes) Hampstead Heath, Hampstead Heath. 342 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,519 Close to the meat, Hampstead Heath. 343 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,189 He roams wild on Hampstead Heath, Hampstead Heath. 344 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,958 (Snarling) 345 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,070 - Hello? - (Snarling) 346 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,714 - Is anyone there? - (Snarling) 347 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,358 I can assure you, this isn't the least bit amusing. 348 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,994 - (Snarling) - (Screams) 349 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,918 ( Coldcut: More Beats and Pieces) 350 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,591 (Scratching effects) 351 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,791 Honey, I got rhythm 352 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,271 (Laughter) 353 00:24:05,563 --> 00:24:15,865 354 00:24:15,915 --> 00:24:20,465 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27997

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