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Grrr!
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Dr Eggman,
why did you call us here?
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All will be revealed
in due time, my friends.
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We're still waiting
on one more arrival.
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But I have a noon shift
at Meh Burger.
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If I'm late, I'll never get
that raise to minimum wage.
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[all] Yeah, yeah.
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Fine, fine, we'll get started.
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In this room
I've gathered a rogues' gallery
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of the most vile, nefarious,
repugnalevolent evildoers...
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Repugnalevolent? Is that a word?
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It didn't need to be until we
had this much evil in one room.
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Anyway, you're here because
we all have something in common.
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A love of fine cheeses?
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Well, yes, but besides that
we all share a mutual enemy.
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Sonic the Hedgehog
and his rodent friends.
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We must stop them
before they destroy us all.
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Thanks for helping me build
my Bjornvaalden bookcase
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from that foreign
build-your-own furniture store.
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- That's it?
- They fit a lot in one box.
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Whoa! Ugh!
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Mm-mm!
These are some fine cheeses.
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But where are the crackers?
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I wanted everything
to be perfect.
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Keep calm, everyone.
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I'll send Orbot out to
the store. Oh! Crisis averted.
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[male voice] So this is why
you called me here.
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[gasps]
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Shadow the Hedgehog!
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Hey, everybody, look.
Shadow's here.
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I knew those embossed
invitations would impress.
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- Who's he?
- Only the second most popular character
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in the whole canon.
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Let me get you a chair,
Mr Shadow.
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Ugh! Ohh!
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I prefer to stand.
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Of course. You rogue, you!
I like standing too.
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Everyone, on your feet.
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[all groan]
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Where were we? I'll just
start at the beginning.
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There are no words,
just pictures.
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Just like the novel I'm writing.
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Good plot, but the characters
are all over the place.
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And so,
with my superior leadership
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and your blind loyalty,
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we'll finally be rid
of those meddling muskrats.
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Hey, how come
you're calling the shots?
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I'm the best villain here.
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I spent more time in the pen
than all of you combined.
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That just proves you're the best
at getting caught.
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What we need
is an educated fellow.
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An organised leader
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who knows how to keep
hotheads like you under control
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and can maintain
parliamentary procedure.
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Objection. Anyone can learn
parliamentary procedure.
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Point of order.
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"Objection" is courtroom terminology,
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- not parliamentary.
- Sustained.
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As anyone
with even a cursory knowledge
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of the sci-fi classic
"Battleforce Galaxian" knows,
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our leader should be
a young, inexperienced teenager
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who's destined for glory.
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Lest you want to repeat
Admiral Glork's mistakes.
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You're losing focus!
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Remember, I'm the one
who called this meeting.
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And great job, by the way.
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Who picked out this stemware?
It's barely worth stealing.
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[all arguing]
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Come on, Eggman,
get it together.
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I know what this group needs.
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Time for
some team-building exercises.
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Fall backward into your buddy's
arms and let them catch you.
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This is called a "trust fall".
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Ohh!
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My fault. Should have given you
a heads-up. That was on me.
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You never know what's going
to happen on the battlefield,
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so it's important
to think on your feet.
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This is a game I used to play
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with my old improv troupe,
the Gigglesnorts.
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It's called "Zip-Zap-Zop".
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We pass around
an imaginary ball,
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saying "Zip", "Zap" or "Zop"
as we go.
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I'll start. Zip.
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Zap.
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Uh, that's to you, Shadow.
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You want to zap that one
over to Dave?
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Maybe zap that bad boy
back to me, huh? No?
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- Pfft.
- He "pffted" it.
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We'll count that. Great job.
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Silence, fool.
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[all gasp]
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I've suffered your presence
long enough.
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No, no, don't go.
We're not done bonding yet.
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We were gonna roast wieners
and play flashlight tag.
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We're making history here.
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This collection of villains
has never been assembled before.
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I see no villains.
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Just some fools whose
only ability is wasting time.
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- That's something, isn't it?
- No. Not really.
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[groans]
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How do we tell the difference
between Side A and Side C?
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Side A should have
one more L-bracket.
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- You mean T-bracket, right?
- Uh...
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Tails, so help me,
if you've been confusing
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L-brackets and T-brackets
this whole time...
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Who used all the D-screws?
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All I have left are J-knobs,
which are worthless.
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And has anyone seen
Back Panel G?
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Uh, I think I found it.
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Uggh! Ohh!
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Great. Now we have to go back
and exchange the whole thing.
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Come on, let's pack it up.
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No fair! Sonic always beats me.
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With Shadow on our squad,
we had a real chance.
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He's so cool and edgy.
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If standing in the corner while
everyone has fun makes you cool,
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I must have been the coolest
guy at my junior prom.
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And we all know that's not true,
so I say nuts to Shadow.
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He's not a team player
like the rest of us.
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With Dr Eggman's
superior leadership skills
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and our blind loyalty,
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we can do whatever
we set our evil minds to.
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Aww! Was that a callback
to my earlier speech?
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You guys...
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All right, team, gather round.
Here's the plan.
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We've got
a brand-new Bjornvaalden.
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Let's just build it here.
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Then when we mess up
we can get yet another one.
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Great idea, Sonic.
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That's why I'm the leader.
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Now let's dominate
this cheap piece of furniture...
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to the best
of our limited ability.
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We're out of parts
and instructions.
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I think we're done.
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Great work, team.
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Did somebody call
for a dramatic entrance?
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Tails, get an aerial survey.
We'll take him out from here.
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Whoa.
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Bogey on my tail.
Gonna try and shake him.
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He stole my purse!
My baby... pictures.
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An ambush!
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Knuckles, that one's all you.
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Your team is stretched a bit
thin, you periwinkle pipsqueak.
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I can take you one on one
any day, Egghead.
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Who said anything
about one on one?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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It's working.
The plan's actually working!
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Over here,
you oversized can opener!
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No!
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Call off your goons or
I'll smash you into next week.
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I'm busy next week.
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I mean, I could reschedule,
but I've...
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Pathetic.
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Even with all this help
you still couldn't defeat Sonic.
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It's happening! Shadow
has joined Team Eggman!
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I'm geeking out here!
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Need any help, Shadow?
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OK, you got this one.
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Ooh, that just missed you.
Allow me to...
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OK, just tag me in
when you're ready.
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Out of the way, you buffoon.
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Excuse me. I'm with Shadow.
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Hey, we worked all day on that.
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Your shoddy craftsmanship brings
shame on all hedgehog-kind.
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And for that, you shall perish.
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We did it! Sonic was defeated
by Team Eggman.
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- Victory selfie!
- Gah!
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You fool! I had him
just where I wanted him.
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Sorry. That one's on me, Shadow.
Forgot to turn off the flash.
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Pic looks great,
if it's any consolation.
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Enough!
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How can a guy destroy his foes
with dolts like you around?
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We'll fight again soon, Sonic,
but next time... on my terms.
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[all] Yeah!
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Great job, everybody.
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We may not be able
to build a bookcase
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but we sure as heck
can clobber some creeps.
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Speaking of which...
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Now, guys,
let's not point fingers
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about who's to blame
for this little scuffle.
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Ohh! Ow! Hey!
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What a swell adventure.
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I sure hope
there's more next year.
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Just think of all the hundreds
more stories to be told
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using the same eight characters
and four locations.
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The possibilities are limitless.
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To be on the safe side, we could
start an internet petition.
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Subtitling: Eclair Media
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