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Richard: This is a good buy-out.
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It's way better than what
Gavin offered before.
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And our packages include nice
salaries, cash earn-outs,
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stock in Hooli, which vests after
only four years of working there.
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I mean, this seems like a
pretty good deal, right?
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Hooli? You really think
we'd go work for Hooli?
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Richard?
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What other options do we have?
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We need serious funding
to go up against Nucleus,
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and we don't have that.
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- So, listen...
- I will listen
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to the sound of you chortling on my balls.
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- Okay.
- Richard, I'm an independent businessman.
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Emphasis on "independent."
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And "business."
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And "man," come to think of it.
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Count me out.
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Actually, you're not being
offered employment at Hooli.
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They give you a full buy-out.
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How big?
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Okay, maybe I'm not explaining this right.
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I mean, when you hear Gavin Belson
say it, it sounds much clearer.
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He saying, rather than
put us out of business,
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he'd prefer to just take us and make us part
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of his, um, Hoo...
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Okay, that does sound bad.
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But you just had to be there,
okay? He's very articulate.
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Richard, you didn't leave your drink
unattended around Gavin, did you?
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Yeah, you don't sound like yourself.
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I'm fine. And for what it's worth,
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Monica thinks this is the
right thing for us to do.
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What?
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You told Monica about
this before you told us?
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I don't know, Gilfoyle.
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I guess I thought Monica would
actually give this rational thought
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as opposed to ordering
me to chortle her balls.
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Guys, Richard's right.
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It's a pretty good deal,
all things considered,
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and Richard, I'd understand if you took it.
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Thank you, Jared.
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But Hooli was like an abusive spouse to me.
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You know, like that guy
who married Julia Roberts
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in "Sleeping With The Enemy"?
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It was dehumanizing.
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But then, you, Richard, you
pulled me out of the life
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and you gave me hope and you
gave me a sense of self-worth.
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Like Richard Gere did to Julia
Roberts in "Pretty Woman."
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This is weird.
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Every day here has been like
that shopping-spree scene.
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- I'm putting on hats.
- Okay.
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Julia Roberts aside,
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are you guys saying that you'd
rather me let Pied Piper die?
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'Cause that's what's going to
happen if we don't take this deal.
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Face it, Gavin has us cornered.
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He has you cornered.
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Yeah, we can just go work on our apps.
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Sorry, I'm not going to go work for Hooli.
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Same for me, except for
the part about being sorry.
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And this buy-out sucks. I'll
have nothing to do with it.
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If you're going to go at this one,
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it sounds like you're going to
have to go at it alone, hoss.
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Okay, so if I go to Hooli,
you don't want your check?
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Of course I want my check.
What are you, insane?
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But I think it's important for
me to show my dissatisfaction
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by walking out on you.
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Richard, I'd understand if you took it,
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but watching you end up over
there would break my heart.
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What, like Julia Roberts from
"My Best Friend's Wedding"?
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I never saw it.
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(theme music playing)
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?Synced & Corrected by Seppuku17?
?www.addic7ed.com?
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(hip hop blaring)
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Richard Hendricks.
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(music stops)
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What's happening?
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Russ Hanneman. True pleasure to meet you.
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Oh, yeah, I think I recognize you from TV.
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Yeah, you do.
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Uh, how do you know who I am?
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Good question. No reason I would.
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But I watched your whole
TechCrunch thing online, twice.
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That whole spazz thing you
did... (moaning, sputtering)
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(laughs) That was fucking priceless.
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So I called the Pied Piper number,
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and somebody said you were
heading over to Hooli.
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The guy sounded like he was
either Chinese or retarded.
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Uh, Jian-Yang.
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Yeah, I don't know what that means.
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You know, Richard, back before I blew up,
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I got fucked with, too.
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You think you're the first
guy to take this ride?
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You're hot, you're sued,
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then the guy suing you offers
you a buy-out, am I right?
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Wow, yeah, actually you're exactly right.
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That's what's happening.
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- Like my ride?
- Um...
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They don't make it in this
color. They did it just for me.
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Guys in this town don't have the
balls to drive a car like this.
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They're billionaires and
they drive fuckin' Priuses.
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Why?
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I think mainly, uh, just
environmental concerns.
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They're all lemmings, Richard.
Everyone in this town is.
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Just look at them... Lemming, lemming.
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Okay.
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I scratched my car.
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Must be the rivet in my pants.
These are cool pants, too.
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Fuck, that's a deep scratch.
That will not buff out.
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Motherfucker! Fuck it.
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Let me ask you a question, Richard.
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- Have you ever had beef?
- Like, with someone, like fighting?
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- No, the food.
- Oh, yeah.
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No, you haven't. Get in.
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- Okay.
- Giddy up!
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- You in?
- Almost.
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- Let's do this, Richard.
- Okay.
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(music blaring) Shit. "D". Drive!
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Come on, fuck you! Drive!
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Which is why I counsel
any young founder today
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to pursue your dream not
for profit or valuation
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or material wealth, but
for the good of humanity.
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Which is easy for you to
say, being a billionaire.
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(audience laughs)
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Let me change the subject. I have...
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I don't care for your tone, Kara.
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I'm getting a little tired of this bias
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against the leaders of our industry.
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I'm continually creating
jobs and helping people,
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and I'm tired of getting slapped for it.
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I didn't steal the money I have,
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and I resent being treated like I did.
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You know, there is a climate in this country
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that is very dangerous.
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It's dangerous out there for billionaires?
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(audience laughs)
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There's that attitude again, Kara.
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Billionaires are people, too.
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We are leaders in technology,
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in industry, in finance.
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Look at history.
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Do you know who else vilified a tiny minority
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of financiers and progressive
thinkers called the Jews?
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(all jeering)
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Wait a minute. Did you just compare
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the treatment of
billionaires in America today
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to the plight of the Jews in Nazi Germany?
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Absolutely.
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One could argue that billionaires
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are actually treated worse.
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And we didn't even do anything wrong.
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We're an even smaller minority.
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There's a lot more of them.
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These are facts.
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Russ: So then it hits me.
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We take this thing called "the radio"
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and put it on this new
thing called "the Internet."
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And no one was doing it. No one.
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So we started hoovering up the deals.
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Eat this, open your mouth.
Open your mouth a bit.
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Eat it, eat it. Don't
chew, just let it dissolve.
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Hold. This is very hot.
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Hold.
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It just think it's physically impossible
for it to dissolve in my mouth.
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Now chew, chew, chew!
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- Ha. It's very hot.
- It's good, it's good.
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Good? It's the fucking
best. This whole place is.
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You call this place and they don't know you,
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they pretend they don't speak
English. You see a white face in here?
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No, you don't.
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Anyway, next thing you know,
we IPO, stock triples in a day
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and AOL gobbles us up.
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All of a sudden, I'm 22 years
young and I'm worth 1.2B.
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Now a couple decades later,
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I'm worth 1.4. You do the math.
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Okay. Well, that's a gain of
$200 million over 20 years.
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Um, 16.66 repeating.
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Uh, that's less than 1% return.
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Inflation is, like, 1.7.
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I think CDs are 2%.
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So that's less than a CD.
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Well, no one ever got laid putting
money in the bank. Am I right?
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Those bad boys right there, they're all you.
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You gotta flip 'em over. That side's done.
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Listen, Richard, I want to back you.
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You build whatever the fuck you've got going
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in that crazy, fucked-up,
genius brain up there.
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It's all up to you. I'm white
glove, hands the fuck off.
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Let's make you a billion dollars.
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Let's make me a billion
more. How's that sound?
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You're not worried about the lawsuit?
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Shit, no. I got three
nannies suing me right now,
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one of them for no reason.
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So come on, let's do this.
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Let's kick Gavin Belson's teeth in at CES.
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And then when you're really worth something,
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I'm gonna take you back to those
same spineless VCs who said no,
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and I'm gonna shove you
right up their assholes.
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Um, that's a very enticing offer.
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And I wish I didn't have
to do this Hooli thing,
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but I should probably at least...
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"Should"? No, no, Richard.
Don't do what you should do.
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Do what you want.
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I mean, should I pay 800 bucks
for that tiny piece of meat?
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Of course not. But I do it anyway.
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Because I want it.
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Simple question, Richard... What do you want?
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Gentlemen, what's the update on the apps?
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Or the "app-date," if you will?
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I will not.
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Here's my app-date... I
was excited to work on it,
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and then I looked at it with fresh eyes.
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Um, Wajeed was right. It's really shitty.
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I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
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But I bought your pitch.
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Yeah, you fucked up, too.
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My app is still great.
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But in the time that we've been
dicking around with Pied Piper,
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10 other apps that basically do
the exact same thing have come out.
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Guys, if I list you as references,
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can I count on you to
say nice things about me?
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Be honest.
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Do you want me to be honest or nice?
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What, did you get a parking
ticket or something?
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Oh.
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Yeah, I still can't see it.
Could you use your mouth?
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Uh, all right. Just read it.
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$5 million?
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Yeah, yeah. You guys are
not going back to Hooli,
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and neither am I.
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How the fuck did you get that?
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Russ Hanneman?
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Oh, Monica, I see you got my text.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Uh, nice to see you, too, and, no, I'm not.
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You're putting your entire future
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in the hands of the man who
put radio on the Internet?
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I can only assume that
he mentioned that to you.
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It may have come up.
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Dinesh: Oh, this guy.
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That's the guy?
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Yeah, that's... That's the guy.
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Does he actually smile like that
with his upper and lower teeth
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at the same time?
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Monica: The guy is a joke.
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How does he even do that?
He's a boorish, pompous,
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womanizing douchebag who got
lucky, like, 20 years ago.
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And hasn't done anything since then.
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Sounds like Erlich.
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Sounds like he knows who he is
and he doesn't apologize for it.
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So he's a joke. Who cares?
250
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This joke is willing to give us $5 million
251
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to fund Pied Piper.
252
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And he doesn't own anything.
This whole thing is a loan.
253
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Yeah, the demand note
is structured as a loan.
254
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But he does have the option to take repayment
255
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in the form of equity, and he does
get two board seats right off the bat.
256
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Which means you won't get rid of him, ever.
257
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If you succeed, he gets a
huge chunk of Pied Piper
258
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and if you fail, this lunatic has
ratchets to seize control of the company.
259
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Love it or hate it, at least
Hooli is a real company.
260
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You should take their offer.
261
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I should. I should.
262
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But I'm tired of doing what I should do,
263
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and I kind of want to start
doing what I want to do.
264
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And what I want to do
is a be a self-centered,
265
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irrational asshole that
doesn't compromise on anything,
266
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at all, ever. And when Pied
Piper is a big fucking deal,
267
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Russ is going to take us back to
all those VCs who passed on us
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and shove us right up their fucking assholes.
269
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What?
270
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Yeah, I don't want any part of that last bit.
271
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It sounded... it sounded
better when Russ said it.
272
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Again, I am not good at quoting in context.
273
00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:04,460
It doesn't matter. I'm... I'm going to...
274
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I'm going to call Ron LaFlamme,
275
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and I'm going to tell him that
we're taking Russ's money.
276
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Okay, so I'm supposed to tell Laurie Bream
277
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that she is publicly co-invested
278
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with Russ fucking Hanneman?
279
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So you'd rather me sell
my soul to Gavin Belson
280
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than you just having an awkward
conversation with your boss?
281
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Oh, thanks, Monica.
282
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The guy has calf implants, Richard.
283
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How do they look?
284
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Gavin: Everyone on Twitter
is saying I'm an anti-Semite.
285
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- You were there.
- Denpok: I was.
286
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And what I saw was an anti anti-Semite.
287
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(phone chimes)
288
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Hello? Did you hear from Hendricks?
289
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What do you mean he went with
someone else? Who did he go with?
290
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Are you fucking kidding me?
291
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,410
- Russ Hanneman?
- That's right.
292
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The Russ Hanneman with whom I am familiar?
293
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Yes.
294
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That... that is with whom they chose to go?
295
00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,920
- Russ Hanneman?
- Yes.
296
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He's a vulgar human being.
297
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He's utterly distasteful.
298
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And it would not be inaccurate to say
299
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that we at Raviga
300
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are now co-investors
301
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with Russ Hanneman.
302
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,480
- I tried to talk him out of it.
- Mm-hmm.
303
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,610
I did, but...
304
00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:28,010
you know what?
305
00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:30,580
Peter used to say that
ever successful company
306
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could look back at a defining moment early on
307
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where they would have died
308
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had it not been for the... The courage
309
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and the tenacity and maybe the insanity
310
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of one visionary person
who put it all on the line
311
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even though it seemed like
a huge mistake at the time.
312
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A moment where all the
metrics and the numbers
313
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didn't mean anything. It
was all about the emotion.
314
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It was about belief, rational or irrational.
315
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And I think... I hope
316
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that I just witnessed that.
317
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I did not understand any
of what you just said.
318
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,560
Oh. None of it?
319
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- None of it.
- I will not interact with Russ Hanneman in any way.
320
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,930
- Is that clear?
- It is, Laurie.
321
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:19,030
I feel very strongly that you
should have prevented this.
322
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:21,900
- This exchange is now over.
- Okay, but I...
323
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:23,840
This exchange is now over, thank you.
324
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,940
Jared: Well, Richard?
325
00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:32,810
Firstly, congratulations
on finally being funded.
326
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I hope you took a little
time out to enjoy this moment
327
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and celebrate. I certainly did.
328
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,550
- You did?
- I did indeed.
329
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,860
I celebrated earlier this morning.
330
00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:45,790
You did, this morning?
331
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Oh, yeah.
332
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,470
But now it's down to business.
333
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We have a huge amount of work to do
334
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between now and January.
335
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,380
I know $5 million sounds like a lot of money,
336
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:05,310
but even if we set our
burn-rate conservatively,
337
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:07,250
it's only going to last 18 months.
338
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,880
Litigation wipes out half
our funds right off the bat.
339
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,220
And we have to stand up servers,
340
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,820
pay for financial and HR,
341
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:17,790
pay LaFlamme, and payroll alone
is going to be pretty hefty.
342
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,260
Did you see the hiring proposals
343
00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:22,160
that Dinesh and Gilfoyle submitted?
344
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,160
- No.
- They're untenable.
345
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,500
Well, I need four web-app devs,
346
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:28,130
two front end, two back end.
347
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:31,570
I need a guy to turn your ref code
into a production-quality library.
348
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:34,980
I need two more guys to port
the decompression libraries
349
00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:38,350
to Javascript, iOS, Android,
350
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:42,120
and I need a few more guys
to build out our APIs,
351
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,880
so I need all those guys.
352
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,390
Ditto. I need every one
of those guys on my list.
353
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:50,060
Okay, it's just that there's...
That's 15 people each.
354
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:51,990
I mean, that's like an
entire division at Facebook.
355
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,690
Fine, I could do it with 12.
356
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:56,660
I could do it with 11 because
I'm a better leader than Dinesh.
357
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,300
Okay, great.
358
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:02,600
Good news. I got them to
cut it down to 12 and 11.
359
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,300
A positive step,
360
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,870
but, um, we need to cut a little deeper.
361
00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:11,010
Okay, well, what's the max amount of
people we can afford to hire for them?
362
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:13,550
- Three for each of them.
- Three? Are you serious?
363
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:16,020
Can you just tell them?
364
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,420
Oh, I have, several times. But, um,
365
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,920
they just kept saying if I
didn't waste so much money
366
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,160
at the butthole doctor,
then we'd have enough money,
367
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,890
but I pay for all my medical out of pocket.
368
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:29,530
We can only afford to hire
three people for each of you.
369
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,860
I'm sorry, but that's it.
370
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,500
Okay, that's fine. It works for me.
371
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:35,040
What?
372
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:38,240
If you could do it with three
people, why didn't you just say so?
373
00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:40,440
Because we're negotiating against each other.
374
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:43,580
No, we're not. We're on the same team.
375
00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:44,940
We want the same thing.
376
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:47,680
Disagree. I just got you
to give me three guys
377
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,720
for a job I could easily do with two.
378
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,180
God damn it.
379
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,820
(knocking) Knock knock, who's there?
380
00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,520
This guy. Hey, Russ, what's up?
381
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,530
- How are you?
- I'm good. What brings you here?
382
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,690
I had to meet this lawyer
and his fucking kid's sick,
383
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:02,330
so now I have a few hours to kill.
384
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,300
Did I see a McLaren 650 S
385
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,630
with the extra-trim package
pull into the driveway?
386
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:10,140
- Or did I not?
- Yep.
387
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:13,170
So this is the team.
388
00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:16,180
Whoa. I'm just gonna say it.
389
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,280
This guy fucks. Am I right?
390
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:20,110
'Cause I'm looking at the rest of you guys,
391
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,880
and this is the guy in the
house doing all the fucking.
392
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,850
Am I right? You know I'm right.
393
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,050
This guy fucks.
394
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,090
Thank you.
395
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,460
Hey, what's up, al-Qaeda?
396
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:31,760
No, I'm totally kidding. I'm
diffusing the tension with humor.
397
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,560
What tension? There's tension?
398
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,830
No, of course not. Seriously,
though, no beheadings, all right?
399
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,930
Russ Hanneman. How you doing, motherfucker?
400
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:40,330
Aw, man.
401
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:43,100
I want to know what kind of
fucked-up childhood this guy had.
402
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:45,510
(laughs)
403
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,850
All right, fellas, what are we doing here?
404
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,650
Mr. Hanneman, I am Erlich Bachman.
405
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,480
I am the owner and proprietor of this house.
406
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,450
So I can give you a tour of
the premises if you like,
407
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,390
show you where the actual fucking happens.
408
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:03,790
Nah, I'm good. (phone swooshes)
409
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:05,990
Listen, I don't want to disturb the flow.
410
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,730
I just wanted to check
out the magic in action.
411
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,900
So I'm gonna grab a seat right over
there. Gonna be a fly on the wall.
412
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:11,430
I'm not gonna say a word.
413
00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:15,270
We have a meeting that we were going
to do, so maybe we could do that?
414
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:18,040
It was nice to meet you, Russ.
415
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:20,440
So I think we'll actually save a lot of time
416
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:23,680
if we got on the same page
in regards to the budget.
417
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,180
So what I need from you guys is to...
418
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,210
I'm sorry, do you really talk like that?
419
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,020
- Like what?
- Like that.
420
00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:34,090
I mean, this is... this is
my normal speaking voice.
421
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,560
Like right now, like how
you're talking, is that real?
422
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:38,630
This one? This... this is real.
423
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,760
Wow. All right, yeah. Doesn't matter, go, go.
424
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,430
This is the same way as
I was talking back there.
425
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,730
- Keep going.
- Okay.
426
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:51,700
Okay, so I think, actually,
if we went back closer to...
427
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:54,210
C Dog! What's up, homo?
428
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,340
- Our requests with an eye...
- Nothing.
429
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,410
No, you should come here.
430
00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:00,580
- Keep going, keep going.
- Okay.
431
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:03,280
- That's more in line with...
- What's the address here again?
432
00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:06,320
I would just clear it with Erlich...
433
00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:07,490
Hang on.
434
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,190
It's 5230 Newell Road.
435
00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,990
Did you get that? Keep going, keep going.
436
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,900
- Okay, back to it.
- Get a fucking pen. Go again.
437
00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,930
- Say it one more time.
- The address is...
438
00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:22,100
- Go for it.
- It's 5230 Newell Road.
439
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,000
Keep going. Did you get that?
440
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,670
I don't know. This fucker.
441
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:29,940
Gavin: That little Hendricks
prick fucked me over again.
442
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:32,480
I want this suit to be
more than a holding action.
443
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:34,610
I want to win it. What can we do here?
444
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:37,180
Well, this lawsuit is going to be
445
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,450
a protracted and time-consuming ordeal.
446
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,720
But with our superior resources,
447
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,520
top litigators, we feel
this gives us the advantage
448
00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:45,730
over Pied Piper
449
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,630
Translation?
450
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:49,730
Ultimately, the suit will turn
451
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,100
based on proving that Pied Piper
452
00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:54,000
was created here at Hooli.
453
00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:56,670
Now so far, concrete
evidence of that is thin.
454
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,710
So thicken it!
455
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,770
Gavin, your visitors are here.
456
00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:03,810
Ah, gentlemen! And lady.
457
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,650
Shalom aleichem.
458
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,780
Thank you for coming
today to open a dialogue.
459
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,250
Now if you'll follow me.
460
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,550
In an effort to hardwire sensitivity
into our corporate mind-space,
461
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:16,860
I'm having a scale replica of
the Hall of Names at Yad Vashem
462
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:19,060
constructed right next to the bike shop.
463
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:22,760
Richard: (sighs) Okay, so...
464
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,470
No, no, no, no, no! It's got
to be afternoon. Afternoon.
465
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,900
(video game playing) No, no. Bring him, too.
466
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:30,170
- Which Raoul? Lawyer Raoul?
- Litigation and payroll
467
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,470
are both capped. SG&A, we still
have a little wiggle room.
468
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:37,280
(video game continues)
And we're going to punt...
469
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,950
Sir, you know you can turn
the volume down on that.
470
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:41,680
Just on the side.
471
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,620
Richard: Where does that leave us? Um...
472
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,720
Let's go open an IPA, huh?
473
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,590
I'm sorry, what? I couldn't
hear you. Someone was talking.
474
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,860
What did you say? Keep going, keep going.
475
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:52,160
Right. Richard, one potential issue.
476
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:55,060
Our hosting fees could become
a challenge as we scale.
477
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,430
Right, but we can offset a lot of that
478
00:20:57,460 --> 00:21:00,100
once we get a few customers and
start a subscription-revenue model.
479
00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:02,770
What? Revenue? No, no, no, no, no.
480
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,340
No revenue. I'll call you back. What?
481
00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:06,840
Why would you go after revenue?
482
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:09,940
Because... To make money.
483
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:14,050
No. If you show revenue,
people will ask "How much?"
484
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,320
And it will never be enough.
485
00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,650
The company that was the
100xer, the 1,000xer,
486
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:18,950
becomes the 2x dog.
487
00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:21,990
But if you have no revenue,
you can say you're pre-revenue.
488
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:24,560
You're a potential pure play.
489
00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:26,460
It's not about how much you earn,
490
00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:29,100
it's about what you're worth.
And who's worth the most?
491
00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:31,000
Companies that lose money.
492
00:21:31,030 --> 00:21:32,730
Pinterest, Snapchat... No revenue.
493
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:35,640
Amazon has lost money every fucking
quarter for the last 20 fucking years
494
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,400
and that Bezos motherfucker is the king.
495
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,940
- The king.
- There's no revenue. No one wants to see revenue.
496
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:42,710
- Go.
- Oh, uh...
497
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:47,180
I just thought that mainly the
goal of companies is to make money.
498
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,880
Yeah, no, no, no. That's not how it works.
499
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,980
I don't want to make a little
bit of money every day.
500
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:52,990
I want to make a fuck
ton of money all at once.
501
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,520
ROI.
502
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,690
ROI. You know what that stands for?
503
00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:00,830
- Uh, return on inv...
- Return on investment!
504
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:05,030
- No. Radio on Internet.
- Internet.
505
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:07,270
Did you put radio on the Internet?
506
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,370
Uh, no.
507
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,040
So everything you just did, do the opposite.
508
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:13,010
So you want us to take files
509
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,610
and make them bigger?
510
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,210
That guy!
511
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,980
That guy is crazy. I love that guy.
512
00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:22,350
Uh, you said that you were
going to be hands-off.
513
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,720
Is that still happening?
514
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,520
Yes, please. Do me a favor,
make the right fucking decisions
515
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:28,760
and leave me the fuck out. You
think Corey wants to be here?
516
00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:30,560
Corey, let's bounce. Come on.
517
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:32,860
- Uh, Richard? The check.
- Right.
518
00:22:32,890 --> 00:22:35,090
Um, Mr. Hanneman,
519
00:22:35,130 --> 00:22:37,730
I think the bank had some
issue with the check.
520
00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:40,600
Uh, they said the funds are
on hold for some reason?
521
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:42,140
Wait, you didn't try to
cash that check, did you?
522
00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:44,900
(laughs) Did you try to
cash that check I gave you?
523
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:48,040
That's the show check. That's the one
you frame and put up on your wall.
524
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,840
You didn't try to cash that, did you?
525
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,610
Um, so do we arrange a wire transfer or...
526
00:22:53,650 --> 00:22:55,950
No. No, you don't get it all at once.
527
00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:58,820
We set your burn rate and then I
cut you a new check every other week
528
00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:01,690
between now and CES in January,
unless you fuck up too badly.
529
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,160
All right, hit it hard, boys.
530
00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:07,660
This guy fucks.
531
00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:10,060
You know, Russ, I've been
known to fuck myself.
532
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,070
(door closes)
533
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:17,340
Well, he's the worst man in America.
534
00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:19,970
And now he owns us.
535
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,710
(Richard sighs)
536
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,880
Why the fuck would he have
us come all the way out here?
537
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,620
I don't know.
538
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,260
Boys.
539
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,960
Russ, what's up? Um...
540
00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:41,590
I know you had asked us to
concentrate more on branding
541
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,460
and less about the... The product,
542
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,930
- but we were thinking about that and...
- I got it.
543
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:50,770
God?
544
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,910
No. No, shitheads. Look!
545
00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:57,510
Richard: Oh, "I am Pied Piper"?
546
00:23:57,540 --> 00:23:59,350
Who is that?
547
00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:01,950
Dinesh: Yeah, how is she Pied Piper?
548
00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:04,350
- What is this?
- Brand awareness.
549
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,220
We're getting Pied Piper out there.
550
00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:09,760
Right. But what exactly is the product?
551
00:24:09,790 --> 00:24:12,290
I mean, what's... What's this selling?
552
00:24:12,330 --> 00:24:14,130
Pied Piper, idiot.
553
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,130
- I like it.
- Uh-huh.
554
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,460
Yeah, here's the new check I promised you.
555
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,370
This one you can cash. Obviously,
556
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,300
I had to subtract the cost of the
ad agency that nailed that slogan.
557
00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:26,470
The photo, legal, lay-out, plus
the cost of the 15 billboards.
558
00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:28,270
Don't worry, I gave you
guys a sweet deal on them.
559
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,310
- Gave us?
- Yeah.
560
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:32,210
Hanneman Outdoor Media. I own the billboards.
561
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:34,050
That's how I talked the ad
agency into giving you guys
562
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,580
that slogan for only 30
grand. Synergy, bitches.
563
00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:37,850
Know what that means?
564
00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:40,320
Does it mean taking a stack of cash
565
00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:42,090
and lighting it on fire?
566
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,730
Crazy fuck! I love this guy.
567
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,490
(laughs) You fucking guy!
568
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:51,400
Oh, and get this. I found
out where Gavin Belson lives
569
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:54,600
and I placed 15 of these
babies between his house
570
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:59,170
and his office. And guess where
I placed the biggest one of all?
571
00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:02,040
This is the most hostile and aggressive act
572
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,780
of provocation I've ever had to endure.
573
00:25:04,810 --> 00:25:08,250
It crosses every line of decency.
574
00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,820
This is war.
575
00:25:11,850 --> 00:25:13,820
You better have something good for me.
576
00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:16,960
We believe we have a way to win this case.
577
00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:20,490
What if there were an
individual here at Hooli
578
00:25:20,530 --> 00:25:23,660
with whom Hendricks had had a lot of contact?
579
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,000
What if this individual were,
580
00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:29,500
arguably, a member of the
original Pied Piper team?
581
00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:33,610
What if we took steps
582
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,240
to present this individual
583
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,580
in a light such that his
talents were undeniable?
584
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:45,220
Surely an individual this brilliant
585
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:47,920
would move quickly up
the ladder here at Hooli.
586
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,360
Surely he'd be promoted
rapidly and repeatedly, no?
587
00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:55,230
And surely these impressive promotions
588
00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:58,700
would lead a court to agree
that someone this brilliant
589
00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:01,400
who was thereat the inceptionof Pied Piper,
590
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,800
must be integral to, if
not solely responsible
591
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,910
for its creation. It's all
right. You can come in.
592
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,880
Mmm. So you're saying the more praise
and promotion we heap on this person,
593
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:25,290
the more it looks like Pied
Piper was created here at Hooli.
594
00:26:25,330 --> 00:26:27,930
(phone chiming) Big Head!
595
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,930
- Uh, sorry. Sorry, guys.
- Uh, Hooli phone?
596
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,900
I didn't even know the ringer was on.
597
00:26:32,930 --> 00:26:35,300
No one's ever actually called it before.
598
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:37,440
Uh, hello?
599
00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:44,080
Mmm, nothing. Why?
600
00:26:44,110 --> 00:26:46,380
I'm gonna need those
rocks, what the candy for?
601
00:26:46,410 --> 00:26:48,310
I'm about to get bitches,
'bout to get sick
602
00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:49,880
They don't have the support
603
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,580
You can suck my dick.
It's a banana split
604
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,190
Shit's getting out of hand
605
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,250
I could tell you to scram,
but you make me look bad
606
00:26:55,290 --> 00:26:57,720
How am I gonna be the one to
tell you why I'm breakin' bad?
607
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,830
Oh, you need my help?
Don't hold your breath
608
00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:02,230
This ain't about hate,
I know what you meant
609
00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:04,330
It's your business,
look, I sold you a set
610
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,900
It's not about me tryin'
to break your heart
611
00:27:05,930 --> 00:27:07,470
Not about me tryin' to hurit
612
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,400
It's about me making sure
the only people around me
613
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,100
Are the people that deserve it
614
00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:13,740
I better do what? Kept my
number the same for years
615
00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:15,940
My nigga, now about to be ghost
616
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:19,050
I hope you don't catch no
feelings, watch out, watch out
617
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,210
Be cool now, don't do
nothin' you'll regret
618
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,680
Don't do nothing, up and get it
619
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,320
Do what the hell you
want, I can care less
620
00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:26,220
I don't give a shit,
I got so much to do
621
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:27,750
Feel I got so much to prove
622
00:27:27,790 --> 00:27:29,590
I don't need no drama,
dummies or new friends
623
00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:31,260
All I need is me and my crew
624
00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:34,360
I go rollin' with some
bitches that love rappers
625
00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:36,630
And don't fuck, no
slut, you won't touch
626
00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:38,700
Don't post up, you get fucked up
627
00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:41,770
You make it easy for the
entire world to love us
628
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,270
All we do is hurt each other
629
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:48,709
Tell 'em sure, motherfucker.
630
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,710
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