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Everybody, everybody,get out on the floor
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It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the floor
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Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore
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Don't knock it. We can't take it no more
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Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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Dust yourself off Shake it up, shake it up
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DJ set it off,take it up a notch
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All together now,shake it up, shake it up
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Sh-sh-sh-shake it up. You got to change it up
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And when you've had enough. Sh-sh-sh-shake it up
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Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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All together now,shake it up, shake it up
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Shake it up
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Shake It Up! S02E15 Judge It Up
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What a lousy day.
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First a surprise Spanish test
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and now here come the Hessenheffers.
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If you think about it
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there is actually a lot to like about Gunther and Tinka
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There is? Like what?
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Well, like... They owe us money!
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I believe you have something for us.
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Disrespect?
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Disdain?
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This feeling in my throat to yak up a yak?
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No. We're talking about the money you owe us
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for performing at your cousin's party yesterday
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Yes. And this time we want cash not sequins.,
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You don't deserve to be paid.
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You were late, though that's not unusual,
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poorly dressed, though that's not unusual,
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and your dancing was terrible.
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Even more so than usual.
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Plus, you made our poor little Klaus cry
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and ruined his birthday cake
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That's not true!
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And even if it was, you still have to pay us.
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We have a verbal contract.
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So sue us!
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You know what? We will sue you!
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On what grounds?
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This cheesy bread is both my wildest dream and my darkest nightmare��
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Hello, my poorly mannered friend,
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who clearly hasn't mastered the fine art of using utensils.
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Yeah, hi, Henry.
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Would you make yourself useful and please cut the cheese?
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"Cut the cheese."
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So, my parents just got me a new bicycle
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as a gift for winning the MacArthur Genius Grant
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for my work on the molecular physiology...
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I won a nerd prize.
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Oh, cool.
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So, let's go celebrate
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by propelling our pedal driven recreational vehicles together.
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Go bike riding.
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Oh. Sorry, I can't.
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I, uh, pulled a tenderloin yesterday
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and I should...rest it?
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Yeah. Flynn, spill it.
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Fine. I don't know how to ride a bike.
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You don't know how to ride a bike?
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I don't know what else to say other than...
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I can do a kid thing you can't!
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I can do a kid thing you can't!
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You know what? I don't care, Henry.
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Because I have no interest in bike riding.
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See, my plan is to go straight from skateboarding to driving a car.
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But learning to ride a bike is like a rite of passage.
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Like getting your first mechanical pencil,
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or discovering your first subatomic particle,
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or wearing big boy pants.
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Congratulations, Henry.
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You've made me want to learn how to ride a bike...
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- ...even less. - aww.
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And you no longer have to cut the cheese.
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I just did it myself.
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So I called the courthouse about suing Gunther and Tinka,
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and they said it's going to take months to get a court date.
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Rocky, everyone knows
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that when you want justice you do not go to the government.
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You go to the one place where everyone gets a fair chance...
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Television!
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CeCe, there's so much wrong with what you just said,
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that I don't even know where to start.
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Start by clearing your schedule next Saturday,
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because I got us on Teen Court.
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Awesome, right?
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Awesome, not at all.
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CeCe, this is about getting our day in court,
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not about getting on TV.
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Besides, all those shows are fake,
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made-up cases with actors following scripts.
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Oh, really?
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All cases on Teen Court are real and unscripted.
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Participants are not actors
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and agree that all decisions reached by Judge Marsha Sanders
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are final and binding in accordance with
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Judicial Code Article 7, subsection 23,paragraph 2-J.
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Really? You can remember all of that,
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but you can't remember what year "Columbus sailed the ocean blue"?
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I knew it rhymed, I just thought it was 1982.
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I'll get it, Mom!
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What super hero are you? The Incredible Nerd
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This might be the endorphins talking,
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but stuff it, Flynn!
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I just had the bike ride of my life.
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I started on Cherry Lane,
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pedaled all the way up Drexel Boulevard
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and then headed down Madison.
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So, you went around the block?
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And you know what that block tasted like?
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Freedom!
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Because with a bicycle, I can go wherever I want, whenever I want.
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As long as you don't cross any streets
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and get your dad's permission first?
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Obviously.
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Save it, Henry. I really don't want to learn to ride a bike.
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It just seems like an unnecessary skill to me.
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Ice cream man!
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We'll never catch him!
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Hmm. If only there was a way for kids to get places
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faster than walking or running.
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Oh, wait, there is.
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Welcome to Teen Court.
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Today's case:
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The Birthday Boogie Blow-Up Bonanza.
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These are the Plaintiffs, CeCe Jones and Rocky Blue.
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They claim they enteredt with the defendants
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to perform a super awesome dance.
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They say after going above and beyond fabulous,
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they were never compensated.
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They're suing for $80 for services performed,
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plus one million dollars for emotional distress.
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These are the Defendants.
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He is Gunther. She is Tinka.
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And they are the Hessenheffers.
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They claim that instead of putting on a super awesome dance,
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the plaintiffs stunk the place up
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with their super lame moves.
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Since the plaintiffs didn't fulfill their contracts,
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they shouldn't be paid.
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Now, all rise for the Honorable
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and, dare I say, very attractive,
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Judge Marsha Sanders.
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Ooh! Judge Marsha! You're the coolest judge on TV.
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I'll be the judge of that!
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Rocky and CeCe, first off, you can't sue for a million dollars.
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This is small claims court,
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the maximum is ten thousand.
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Besides, you can't fill a pitcher with lemonade,
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if you've only got one lime.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It means, I'm the only one getting the big bucks on this show.
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Okay, now on to the case at hand.
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Tell me how this all got started.
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Well...
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It all started when we met in ballet class...
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Not that far back, Ms. Jones.
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I've got two more cases after you
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and tickets to Twelve Angry Men on Iceat 5:00.
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I've got no time for nonsense.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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That's my catch phrase, Blondie. Get your own.
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Sorry, baby.
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Now move on.
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Okay, well, here's how it all started.
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Well, if it isn't Stinky and the Brain.
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Okay, losers, we need you and your four left feet
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to dance at our cousin's birthday party this Saturday.
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We can't do it because we are too busy hosting.
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And being delusional egomaniacs.
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We'd be happy to help,
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as we are kind people who care about others more than ourselves,
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but, sorry, we're rescuing blind puppies that day.
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And then we're going to donate blood
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to needy, bloodless people.
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Well, too bad!
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You're going to need your blood, sweat and tears
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for all the dancing you're going to be doing.
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We'll pay you $80.
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You'll do it, and you'll like it!
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Your Honor, if we knew this was "Liar's Court"
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we would have started by telling CeCe how cute her bangs are.
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Aww, thanks, Tinka.
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Hey!
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Here's how it really happened.
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I do not believe the dancers for Klaus's party cannot make it.
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Wait! We were just eavesdropping like always
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since there's nothing interesting ever happening in our own lives,
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we heard you need dancers?
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Yes, but on such short notice we won't be able to find replacements.
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Let us dance at the party!
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I mean, we know we're not as good as you guys.
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In fact, we're the worst dancers on Shake It Up, Chicago!
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She means all of Chicago.
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But the practice would do us some good.
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Please? Please? Please?
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Oh. Okay. But only because, as everyone knows,
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we are generous, good-hearted people.
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Puh-lease! The only thing you said that was true
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was that it happened at school!
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And that my bangs are cute.
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This is what happens when you put a kitten and canary
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in the same paper bag
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and tell them to bake a pie.
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Which means what exactly?
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It means I had coffee and a bran muffin
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and something is brewing.
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I call recess.
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Judge Marsha is off the throne and back on the bench,
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as we return to the case
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of the Birthday Boogie Blow-Up Bonanza.
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Teen Court is back in session.
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I'll be the judge of that!
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It never gets old.
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Let's hope not, baby.
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Now, let's move on to the events of the party.
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I'll take this one, CeCe. All right.
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We were at Crusty's about to take the stage...
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...and, Klaus, for your special day,
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we hired the best entertainment in the city.
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But they canceled on us at the last moment.
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So let's give a small smattering of patronizing applause
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for CeCe and Rocky.
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What was that?
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We asked for dancing, not a vicious assault on our eyes
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set to music!
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What...What are you talking about?
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We worked really hard on that. Klaus loved it.
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She's right. I think they are awesome.
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Oh, what do you know, Klaus?
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You are only a child.
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Here, have some cake.
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My party is ruined! My party is ruined!
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Interesting story, girls,
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but just because you hand me ice skates,
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doesn't mean we're having snow cones for dessert.
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I don't know what that means.
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It means, there's another side to the story,
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and I want to hear it.
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Why just hear about it when I can recreate it
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through interpretive dance?
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Can it, Sparkles.
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You're up, Hair Bun!
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Well, we were all set for a lovely party
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until they arrived...
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And now, dear cousin Klaus,
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the surprise that is the cornerstone to your party.
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It will make your already joyful experience
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a true wonder for all to behold.
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All right.
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Well, this is an unexpected development.
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Okay, Let's dance for these ugly little pinheads.
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All right, pay us.
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Well, that was abrupt.
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It wasn't your greatest dance but you tried your best.
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It's true. We see the best in people
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and would never criticize anyone.
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Let alone you two lovely ladies.
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Cake! Out of our way, you monsters.
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My party is ruined! My party is ruined!
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Who cares?
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I hate kids and the America Judicial System!
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Cake!
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How dare you!
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Your Honor, I object! I would never hurt a child!
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And I love the American Judicial System.
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Don't come into my house
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and tell me that the sewer is in the attic.
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Yeah, I don't follow your meaning.
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It means I've heard enough
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and I'm going to my chamber to think it over.
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Come on, Flynn.
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Everyone has to learn at some point.
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You have no reason to be embarrassed.
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Really, Henry? No reason? None at all?
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Okay, I can tell you're a little nervous.
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So, let's talk about your fears.
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Well, I've done a lot of soul searching, Henry,
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and basically I've realized...
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I don't want to tip over!
282
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See, I have these things in my body that I really like.
283
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Yeah, they're called bones.
284
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Okay. Relax.
285
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I'll just throw on some training wheels and we'll get started.
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Training wheels? Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I'm Flynn Jones.
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Flynn Jones did not use sippy cups.
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Flynn Jones did not use bumpers for bowling.
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Flynn Jones never had a potty seat,
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he went straight to the toi-toi!
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And Flynn Jones will not be using training wheels.
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Now step aside, Professor.
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Don't just stand there, get the training wheels.
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In all my years on the bench,
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I have never heard such totally different versions
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of the same story.
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After a lot of reflection, and a foot rub from my boo,
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I rule in favor of...
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Your Honor, wait!
301
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There's still one more super-secret surprise witness!
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Me!
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Order in the court!
304
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What is the meaning of this?
305
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Well, to be honest, I thought we were losing,
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so I called Deuce
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and asked him to bring the surveillance footage from that day.
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And this sweaty young man is...
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Deuce Martinez, Your Honor, and for the record...
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I throw myself on the mercy of the court!
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You're out of order!
312
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You can't handle the truth!
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I'm sorry. My mom's right, I watch way too much TV.
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Anyhoo, I work at Crusty's,
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where the alleged party took place,
316
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and I think this will clear everything up.
317
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I'll be the judge of that!
318
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Now, don't put a Maypole up in my living room
319
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and tell me it's spring break.
320
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What the heck does that mean?
321
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Isn't it obvious? She wants me to play the footage.
322
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Finally, someone around here understands me.
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I like you, Eyebrow.
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Right back at you, Judge.
325
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Okay. You did really good with the training wheels,
326
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but now it's time for the real thing.
327
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- You've got me, right? - I've got you.
328
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You're not going to let go, right?
329
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I won't let go.
330
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- Hey, Flynn? - Yeah?
331
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I let go. You're doing it all on your own!
332
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You lied to me? What kind of friend are you?
333
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:22,320
Hey, wait a minute. I'm riding on my own?
334
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This is so awesome! And way easier than I thought.
335
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Thanks for teaching me, Henry.
336
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You're the best.
337
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Your kind words are appreciated, Flynn.
338
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But if you really want to thank me,
339
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- say it with a gift card. - All right.
340
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Hey!
341
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:40,350
Did you rig the bike so I wouldn't fall? Was it all a lie?
342
00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:44,040
Hey, we can stand here all day and argue about this
343
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- or we can run. - What do you mean?
344
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The bike! It's heading toward us! Run!
345
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I've never seen you look more beautiful than you do right now.
346
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Nobody saw that. Nobody saw tt.
347
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Fast forward, fast forward!
348
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See, our costumes look nice.
349
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Well, maybe I got that part wrong.
350
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Okay, I guess we could have rehearsed a little more.
351
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Where were the flips and tricks?
352
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I knew we shouldn't have hired them.
353
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Is it cake time?
354
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Not now, Klaus!
355
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What? You never said anything about flips and tricks.
356
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,450
I knew we shouldn't have taken this job.
357
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Please, don't argue.
358
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Can't we eat cake?
359
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Not now, Klaus!
360
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My party is ruined! My party is ruined!
361
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Sorry, guys, it was our fault.
362
00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:09,180
No, it was obviously all our fault.
363
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Yes, like the hairdresser who cuts your bangs,
364
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we must take the blame.
365
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:16,450
No, it was our fault!
366
00:22:16,690 --> 00:22:18,260
No, it was our fault!
367
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All right! I'll be the judge of that!
368
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,810
It's your fault. And your fault.
369
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In fact, it's all your fault!
370
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Case dismissed!
371
00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:33,940
Not so fast, Your Honor!
372
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This is Klaus Hessenheffer.
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He claims his party was ruined. His party was ruined.
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He's suing for one million dollars and a new cake.
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It was their fault!
376
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No, it was their fault!
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Case dismissed.
378
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,590
Hey, where's Deuce?
379
00:22:58,770 --> 00:23:00,060
Oh, he's home sick.
380
00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:01,950
Apparently that mop
381
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had been seeing the bathroom floor behind his back.
382
00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:09,540
I know the judge dismissed your case,
383
00:23:09,690 --> 00:23:11,390
but Gunther and I talked about it
384
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and we feel really bad about everything that happened.
385
00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:17,170
It's okay. No hard feelings.
386
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,660
Yes, well anyway, we hired you and feel you deserve to be paid.
387
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,470
Oh. Wow, that's really nice, Tinka. Thank you.
388
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Gunther!
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I think it's about right, but you probably want to counter it.
390
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:30,820
We don't want a lawsuit.
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