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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,376 --> 00:00:01,609 - Mm-hmm. - Aah. 2 00:00:01,645 --> 00:00:03,812 Mm. 3 00:00:03,847 --> 00:00:06,448 - So happy with AJ. - Oh, he's perfect. 4 00:00:06,483 --> 00:00:07,715 - Yeah. - Handsome. Hip. 5 00:00:07,751 --> 00:00:09,884 He has fingers like puffy little clouds. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,786 Told you, he's got just the right amount of swing. 7 00:00:11,822 --> 00:00:12,953 He's great stuff. 8 00:00:12,988 --> 00:00:14,721 - He's so cute. - Adorable. 9 00:00:14,757 --> 00:00:16,389 When can you guys lift the ban on me coming to rehearsal, 10 00:00:16,425 --> 00:00:17,424 so I can see what you're planning? 11 00:00:17,460 --> 00:00:18,560 Talk to Gigi. 12 00:00:18,562 --> 00:00:20,327 I am planning on not pressuring AJ. 13 00:00:20,362 --> 00:00:21,842 Yeah, man, we got to keep her focused. 14 00:00:21,864 --> 00:00:24,164 Hey, Davvy has an amazing hair stylist, Paolo, 15 00:00:24,199 --> 00:00:25,766 who she says is really one of a kind. 16 00:00:25,801 --> 00:00:27,521 He is cheap, because he's just starting out, 17 00:00:27,536 --> 00:00:29,436 and here's the kicker, he's straight. 18 00:00:29,471 --> 00:00:31,203 Oh. Straight hairdresser. 19 00:00:31,238 --> 00:00:32,705 Nothing sexier. 20 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:35,174 Hot guy running his hands through your hair. 21 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,209 Oh! Better than Xanax. 22 00:00:37,244 --> 00:00:38,684 We're gonna have Xanax there, right? 23 00:00:38,713 --> 00:00:40,446 Um, I have some. 24 00:00:40,482 --> 00:00:41,447 On me. You want one? 25 00:00:41,483 --> 00:00:42,882 Yeah, give me half. 26 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:45,017 You know, Flash was a straight hairdresser once. 27 00:00:45,052 --> 00:00:46,185 All: What? 28 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,019 That's right, 1980, right? 29 00:00:48,054 --> 00:00:50,088 Yeah, my mom worked in this salon. 30 00:00:50,123 --> 00:00:51,823 Got me a job when I was 15. 31 00:00:51,859 --> 00:00:53,091 Sweeping up haircuts. 32 00:00:53,126 --> 00:00:54,893 Taught me how to do blow-dries and stuff. 33 00:00:54,928 --> 00:00:57,762 I was, like, a little 5'2" rock star in this joint. 34 00:00:57,798 --> 00:01:00,932 Till one of her 40-year-old clients banged my brains out. 35 00:01:00,968 --> 00:01:02,133 What? 36 00:01:02,168 --> 00:01:03,626 - GIGI: Wait. - NOAH: Story please. 37 00:01:04,504 --> 00:01:07,304 Sex and drugs and rock and roll 38 00:01:07,339 --> 00:01:08,305 All right 39 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:09,439 40 00:01:09,475 --> 00:01:11,008 All right 41 00:01:11,043 --> 00:01:13,443 'Cause I don't want to die 42 00:01:13,479 --> 00:01:15,112 Anonymous 43 00:01:15,147 --> 00:01:16,614 No, no 44 00:01:16,649 --> 00:01:18,482 No, no 45 00:01:18,518 --> 00:01:20,329 No, no 46 00:01:20,484 --> 00:01:24,778 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 47 00:01:25,023 --> 00:01:26,583 I have a good feeling about this, guys. 48 00:01:26,591 --> 00:01:29,559 These gigs go well, Ave, it could lead to a regular spot. 49 00:01:29,594 --> 00:01:31,394 Maybe even a small tour. 50 00:01:31,429 --> 00:01:33,830 There's a lot of hot cabaret places happening right now... 51 00:01:33,865 --> 00:01:37,533 Chicago, San Francisco, DC, Vegas... 52 00:01:37,568 --> 00:01:39,334 this could be a nice little moneymaker for you. 53 00:01:39,369 --> 00:01:42,103 This is why I was meant to not have kids. 54 00:01:42,139 --> 00:01:44,406 So I could blossom in my 40s and only worry about my career. 55 00:01:44,441 --> 00:01:46,441 Could you imagine if I had two kids at home right now? 56 00:01:46,476 --> 00:01:48,010 - Ooh. - Three if you count Johnny. 57 00:01:48,045 --> 00:01:49,778 That's funny, honey. Where's the help? 58 00:01:49,813 --> 00:01:50,913 I want to have kids. 59 00:01:50,948 --> 00:01:52,748 - Really? - Yeah. 60 00:01:52,783 --> 00:01:54,016 I do. I want to have kids. 61 00:01:54,051 --> 00:01:55,550 I want to have more than one too. 62 00:01:55,585 --> 00:01:57,752 I was an only child. I always wanted a sibling. 63 00:01:57,787 --> 00:01:59,620 - This is thought out. - Yeah, it's very thought out. 64 00:01:59,656 --> 00:02:00,888 I want to have a boy and a girl. 65 00:02:00,924 --> 00:02:02,423 What if you get famous? 66 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:04,224 If I get famous, then I guess I'll have to pull 67 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:06,020 an Angelina Jolie and adopt, like, seven kids 68 00:02:06,029 --> 00:02:07,227 from seven different continents. 69 00:02:07,263 --> 00:02:08,228 For that to work, one of them 70 00:02:08,264 --> 00:02:09,430 would have to be a penguin. 71 00:02:09,465 --> 00:02:10,932 That's okay, I love penguins. 72 00:02:10,967 --> 00:02:12,866 And I can name each of them after a day of the week 73 00:02:12,901 --> 00:02:14,701 or a member of Arcade Fire. 74 00:02:14,736 --> 00:02:16,770 Honey, just please let me come to rehearsal. 75 00:02:16,805 --> 00:02:18,004 I'm dying to see what she's doing. 76 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,072 No. 77 00:02:19,107 --> 00:02:20,106 Please? Pretty please? 78 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,942 - Come on. - (sighs) 79 00:02:21,977 --> 00:02:23,276 Fine, but you have to promise 80 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,878 to be nothing but supportive to her. 81 00:02:24,913 --> 00:02:27,213 Honey, I'm gonna be totally pos... Captain Positive. 82 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,514 That's gonna be my new nickname, all right? 83 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:29,548 - Okay. - All right. 84 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:30,649 See, we make a great team. 85 00:02:30,685 --> 00:02:31,984 A good father-daughter team. 86 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,553 This is why I didn't adopt. 87 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:37,322 (playing scales on trumpet) 88 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:38,356 Hey. 89 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,096 Hey, man, you allowed to be here? 90 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,930 - Gigi cleared me. - And when was that? 91 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,398 This morning. I'm cool. 92 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:50,835 - Yeah, you better be. - I got Ava throat spray, 93 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,170 cough drops, and some tea, some honey... 94 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:54,338 - Jim Tedess! - Hey! 95 00:02:54,373 --> 00:02:55,339 - How you doing? - Sup, bruh? 96 00:02:55,374 --> 00:02:56,340 Hey, baby. 97 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,509 - Hey. - Hey. 98 00:02:58,544 --> 00:02:59,744 You that dude I talked to on the phone 99 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:00,778 about the keyboard hookup? 100 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,379 No, no, no. 101 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:03,914 Oh, you're the new monitor guy. 102 00:03:03,949 --> 00:03:08,118 No, no, no. You're AJ. I'm... I'm Johnny Rock. 103 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:09,586 Ava's boyfriend. 104 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:11,755 Oh, I didn't know she had one. 105 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:13,924 - JOHNNY: Yeah. - Sorry, Ronnie. 106 00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:15,291 Let me go see if I can chase down that... 107 00:03:15,327 --> 00:03:17,127 - Johnny. - Both: Johnny. 108 00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:18,929 Let me see if I can chase down that keyboard cable guy. 109 00:03:18,964 --> 00:03:20,329 - Okay. - Sorry about that. 110 00:03:20,364 --> 00:03:22,231 All right. 111 00:03:22,266 --> 00:03:24,266 See you later. 112 00:03:24,301 --> 00:03:25,968 How the hell does he not know who I am? 113 00:03:26,004 --> 00:03:29,571 Knows who you are now. Ava X's boyfriend. 114 00:03:29,607 --> 00:03:30,906 Better get used to the sound of that. 115 00:03:30,942 --> 00:03:32,608 But she's good, man. 116 00:03:32,644 --> 00:03:34,143 She could get some play out of this. 117 00:03:34,178 --> 00:03:35,978 Very tight. Very sexy. 118 00:03:36,014 --> 00:03:37,445 Yeah, well, let me tell you something. 119 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,547 She gets some play out of this in the press, 120 00:03:39,582 --> 00:03:41,049 I'm gonna get some play too, because a lot of those 121 00:03:41,084 --> 00:03:42,817 music journalists remember who I was. 122 00:03:42,853 --> 00:03:45,286 Listen, kid, you might as well face the facts. 123 00:03:45,321 --> 00:03:46,855 The only way you're getting famous 124 00:03:46,890 --> 00:03:50,358 at this point in your life is if you kill someone famous. 125 00:03:50,393 --> 00:03:52,961 That's funny, Rutt. 126 00:03:52,996 --> 00:03:55,062 - Hey, man. - You AJ? 127 00:03:55,097 --> 00:03:57,531 - No, I'm not AJ. - MAN: Sorry. 128 00:03:59,769 --> 00:04:02,803 (both laughing) 129 00:04:02,838 --> 00:04:05,806 (mellow music) 130 00:04:05,841 --> 00:04:08,686 131 00:04:12,881 --> 00:04:15,514 Oh, my God. Great. Honey, great. 132 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:17,817 No, that middle eight, I was so flat. 133 00:04:17,852 --> 00:04:20,119 But you know what? You sold the shit out of it. 134 00:04:20,155 --> 00:04:21,688 So I barely even noticed the clams. 135 00:04:21,723 --> 00:04:22,955 AJ, fantastic. 136 00:04:22,991 --> 00:04:24,623 I had a couple clams myself. 137 00:04:24,659 --> 00:04:25,892 But you know what, you made him sound like 138 00:04:25,927 --> 00:04:27,726 Thelonious Monk meets Elton John. 139 00:04:27,761 --> 00:04:28,960 I mean, you really... you covered yourself. 140 00:04:28,996 --> 00:04:30,228 That's great, honey. 141 00:04:30,263 --> 00:04:31,697 What about my physical performance? 142 00:04:31,732 --> 00:04:33,331 'Cause I feel like I'm standing still a lot. 143 00:04:33,366 --> 00:04:34,966 - Should I be moving more? - Well, you know what? 144 00:04:35,002 --> 00:04:38,303 When you're standing still, it was... riveting. 145 00:04:38,338 --> 00:04:39,705 - I mean, it's... - Really? 146 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,206 Yeah, it's unbelievable. 147 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:42,674 - Okay. - Yeah. 148 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:44,842 Okay, and then but what about when I do move? 149 00:04:44,877 --> 00:04:47,745 Well, you can move, but I think that it's more... 150 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,914 - What? - No, go. 151 00:04:49,949 --> 00:04:52,416 Well, I just think... I think the moving's great too. 152 00:04:52,451 --> 00:04:54,752 So they're... they're both good? 153 00:04:54,787 --> 00:04:56,587 They're both pretty good, right? 154 00:04:56,622 --> 00:04:58,255 Mm-hmm. They're good. They're both good. 155 00:04:58,290 --> 00:04:59,590 - Thank you, Dad. - Okay. 156 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:00,691 I think that you can move a little more, 157 00:05:00,727 --> 00:05:02,207 and I have a couple thoughts on that, 158 00:05:02,227 --> 00:05:03,860 but basically, the reason you missed those two notes 159 00:05:03,895 --> 00:05:05,528 is because you didn't breathe before the middle eight. 160 00:05:05,563 --> 00:05:07,030 You got to sell and breathe. 161 00:05:07,065 --> 00:05:08,798 You're already selling it, so just breathe, okay? 162 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:10,499 Especially if you're gonna do that phrasing. 163 00:05:10,535 --> 00:05:11,801 - It's really good. - Sell and breathe, honey. 164 00:05:11,837 --> 00:05:13,037 - Those are good notes. - Mm-hmm. 165 00:05:13,038 --> 00:05:13,803 - Those are good notes. - Yeah. 166 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,671 So want to do it again? 167 00:05:15,707 --> 00:05:17,173 Babe, Flash, can you tone down the guitar just... 168 00:05:17,209 --> 00:05:18,407 - Yes. - A little bit? 169 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,744 - You're crowding her. - Well... 170 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:24,012 JOHNNY: Okay. All right. 171 00:05:24,048 --> 00:05:25,047 GIGI: Kay, you guys want to go again? You good? 172 00:05:25,082 --> 00:05:26,715 - Yes. - We're good. 173 00:05:26,751 --> 00:05:29,517 - All right, let's do it. - MAN: One, two, three, four! 174 00:05:29,553 --> 00:05:32,928 175 00:05:40,396 --> 00:05:41,362 (mouthing) 176 00:05:41,397 --> 00:05:43,460 177 00:05:48,319 --> 00:05:49,425 Hey, I have an idea. 178 00:05:49,427 --> 00:05:51,140 Let's have Ryan Adams do one of those 179 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:53,876 Taylor Swift-type covers of Father John Misty 180 00:05:53,911 --> 00:05:55,544 doing a Lou Reed cover 181 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:59,314 of Ava covering Ariana Grande. 182 00:05:59,349 --> 00:06:01,584 That sentence is a musical-credibility 183 00:06:01,619 --> 00:06:03,852 - banana split. - I know, I'm really smart. 184 00:06:03,888 --> 00:06:05,187 You're not doing the photo shoot tomorrow, are you? 185 00:06:05,222 --> 00:06:07,656 Mm-mm. It's a spa day for me, babe. 186 00:06:07,692 --> 00:06:09,157 I'm so hairy right now, 187 00:06:09,193 --> 00:06:11,192 I'm, like, one week away from transitioning. 188 00:06:11,227 --> 00:06:13,327 All right, well, shave and pluck everything, 189 00:06:13,362 --> 00:06:14,929 'cause Lady Gaga called, 190 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:17,164 and she wants me to have lunch with her tomorrow in Jersey. 191 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,566 She's visiting relatives, 192 00:06:18,602 --> 00:06:20,001 and I said, "You know, I'm dating 193 00:06:20,036 --> 00:06:21,869 literally your biggest fan," 194 00:06:21,905 --> 00:06:23,638 and she said, "Bring her." 195 00:06:23,673 --> 00:06:26,307 - What do you say? - She said, "Bring her"? 196 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:27,708 Oh, my God. Yes. 197 00:06:27,743 --> 00:06:29,542 I'll shave my head if you want me to. 198 00:06:29,578 --> 00:06:31,912 Holy shit. I'm gonna have a Gaga orgasm. 199 00:06:31,947 --> 00:06:33,213 All right, keep it between us, 200 00:06:33,248 --> 00:06:34,481 'cause I don't want any tagalongs. 201 00:06:34,516 --> 00:06:35,415 There will not be any tagalongs. 202 00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:36,416 I'm not gonna tell anyone. 203 00:06:36,451 --> 00:06:37,818 I want her all to myself. 204 00:06:37,853 --> 00:06:39,219 All right, it's an hour and a half away, 205 00:06:39,254 --> 00:06:40,520 so we got to leave at 11:00 a.m. sharp tomorrow. 206 00:06:40,555 --> 00:06:42,022 Okay. 207 00:06:42,057 --> 00:06:43,323 Oh, my God, I better start picking an outfit. 208 00:06:43,358 --> 00:06:45,224 Tomorrow at 11:00 a.m. 13 hours. 209 00:06:45,259 --> 00:06:46,993 Yeah, I know, but between the boot choices 210 00:06:47,028 --> 00:06:49,428 and the body wax, there's, like, barely gonna be enough time. 211 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,063 N... 212 00:06:51,099 --> 00:06:52,798 Okay. 213 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:56,201 (Ex Hex's "Beast" playing) 214 00:06:56,237 --> 00:06:58,504 You were standing on the corner 215 00:06:58,539 --> 00:06:59,571 JOHNNY: Awesome. 216 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:01,640 Looks great, hon. Amazing. 217 00:07:01,675 --> 00:07:03,074 - No. - Yes, it does. 218 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:04,208 Both: No. 219 00:07:04,244 --> 00:07:06,645 I am not happy with this light. 220 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,246 Why, is it casting a shadow? 221 00:07:08,281 --> 00:07:10,181 No, no, no. No, no, no. (whispers) A little. A little. 222 00:07:10,216 --> 00:07:12,316 Lift up. Okay. 223 00:07:12,352 --> 00:07:13,985 Good. At me. 224 00:07:14,021 --> 00:07:15,186 - That's good. - That's even better, honey. 225 00:07:15,221 --> 00:07:17,088 I love it. Okay, now you look good. 226 00:07:17,124 --> 00:07:19,256 Beautiful. Drop your chin a little. 227 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:20,557 Uh. Gorgeous. 228 00:07:20,592 --> 00:07:22,425 Oh, my God. Ava X. 229 00:07:22,461 --> 00:07:24,394 Oh. My. Good. Lord. 230 00:07:24,429 --> 00:07:25,763 At. Me. Love it. 231 00:07:25,798 --> 00:07:27,631 Okay, let's change hair and makeup. 232 00:07:28,934 --> 00:07:29,900 Whoa! 233 00:07:29,935 --> 00:07:31,935 - Wow! - Bam Bam! 234 00:07:31,971 --> 00:07:33,403 - Look at you. - Where'd you get that outfit? 235 00:07:33,438 --> 00:07:34,938 Campbell bought it for me. 236 00:07:34,974 --> 00:07:37,106 Oh, and he also wanted me to give you this 237 00:07:37,142 --> 00:07:39,108 when I mentioned your cabaret debut. 238 00:07:39,144 --> 00:07:40,777 Aww, that's so sweet of him. 239 00:07:40,812 --> 00:07:43,312 BAM BAM: He really is the nicest person, you know? 240 00:07:43,347 --> 00:07:45,114 Just caring. 241 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:47,950 I mean, he's a scary, wild, beast of a man, 242 00:07:47,986 --> 00:07:50,787 but underneath that surface, he's just, you know, 243 00:07:50,822 --> 00:07:54,089 gentle, and spiritual, and collaborative. 244 00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:55,456 Tell him we said thank you for the chocolates. 245 00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:56,457 - Yeah. - You got it, Johnny. 246 00:07:56,493 --> 00:07:58,259 Enjoy those. 247 00:07:58,295 --> 00:08:00,729 Did you also collaborate with an eye doctor? 248 00:08:00,764 --> 00:08:02,630 Oh, these. 249 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,465 No, they're a gift from the man himself, 250 00:08:04,501 --> 00:08:05,901 along with this scarf. 251 00:08:05,936 --> 00:08:08,536 Campbell says the various accoutrements 252 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:11,038 give me a dash of theatrical authority, you know? 253 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,407 - Okay. - More like a dash of Dame Edna. 254 00:08:13,442 --> 00:08:14,408 Excuse me? 255 00:08:14,443 --> 00:08:15,576 I like the new look, man. 256 00:08:15,611 --> 00:08:17,211 I think you look great. 257 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,313 Thanks. Goes with my new title. 258 00:08:19,348 --> 00:08:20,908 - What new title? - What's your new title? 259 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,917 My new official show credit is... 260 00:08:22,952 --> 00:08:25,820 "Percussion Designed and Composed By." 261 00:08:25,855 --> 00:08:27,087 - Whoa! - Wow, man! 262 00:08:27,122 --> 00:08:28,988 - Stop! it! Bam Bam! - That's awesome! 263 00:08:29,024 --> 00:08:30,323 I'm gonna... we have to up your deal. 264 00:08:30,358 --> 00:08:31,524 I'm gonna call Spencer right now, 265 00:08:31,559 --> 00:08:32,759 and we're gonna up your deal. 266 00:08:32,794 --> 00:08:34,861 I like that. I like the sounds of that. 267 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:36,529 "Up the deal." 268 00:08:36,564 --> 00:08:38,264 What are you looking at, Ansel Adams? 269 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:40,466 (chuckles) 270 00:08:40,501 --> 00:08:41,801 Oh, sorry. 271 00:08:41,837 --> 00:08:44,502 Nothing comes along 272 00:08:44,538 --> 00:08:46,038 (engine revving) 273 00:08:46,073 --> 00:08:48,140 Do I look okay? I didn't know what to wear. 274 00:08:48,175 --> 00:08:50,008 It's very hard to pick out something to wear 275 00:08:50,044 --> 00:08:52,030 to a New Jersey lunch with Lady Gaga 276 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,011 that doesn't look like a punch line 277 00:08:53,047 --> 00:08:54,367 about what you're supposed to wear 278 00:08:54,381 --> 00:08:55,821 to a New Jersey lunch with Lady Gaga. 279 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:57,216 You look great. 280 00:08:57,251 --> 00:08:59,004 She's getting married soon, you know? 281 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,252 Well, she should. She's old. 282 00:09:00,287 --> 00:09:01,619 Yeah, she's 30. 283 00:09:01,654 --> 00:09:03,821 Yeah, which, for you, she might as well be 45. 284 00:09:03,857 --> 00:09:06,290 (gasps) Do you think we'll get invited to the wedding? 285 00:09:06,325 --> 00:09:08,826 Oh, my God. What would I wear to that? 286 00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:10,862 Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself. 287 00:09:10,897 --> 00:09:13,131 Jesus, Gigi, you haven't even met the woman yet. 288 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:17,001 God. When is the wedding? 289 00:09:17,036 --> 00:09:18,368 She probably doesn't want you to say. 290 00:09:18,403 --> 00:09:20,403 That's okay. Respect her wishes. 291 00:09:26,508 --> 00:09:27,674 Listen. 292 00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:30,243 Hey, just come back to the show. 293 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,679 We're working on some really great music, 294 00:09:32,714 --> 00:09:34,915 but we need a couple more songs, and... 295 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,216 I'd really love your input. 296 00:09:37,252 --> 00:09:40,119 Bam, do you know what my new title is around here? 297 00:09:40,155 --> 00:09:42,688 "Long-Suffering Genius That Can't Get Out of His Own Way"? 298 00:09:42,723 --> 00:09:44,389 Nope. 299 00:09:44,425 --> 00:09:46,124 "Boss Photographer." 300 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,793 What I see, I shoot. 301 00:09:47,829 --> 00:09:49,662 What I shoot, I print. 302 00:09:49,697 --> 00:09:51,029 No collaboration. 303 00:09:51,065 --> 00:09:53,899 No artistic interference. 304 00:09:53,935 --> 00:09:55,801 Hey, Bam, if you're looking for somebody 305 00:09:55,837 --> 00:09:57,669 to write some music with Campbell Scott, 306 00:09:57,704 --> 00:10:00,140 I would love to have some of that respectability 307 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,206 rub off on me. 308 00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:04,576 - Johnny. - Yeah? 309 00:10:04,611 --> 00:10:06,744 If you decide to contribute music to this project, 310 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:10,615 which is a rape of my original vision, 311 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:13,017 it will be the end of our friendship. 312 00:10:13,052 --> 00:10:17,220 Okay, but I think you're forgetting one important thing. 313 00:10:17,255 --> 00:10:18,755 What? 314 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:20,791 We're not friends. 315 00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,700 He's right. 316 00:10:29,735 --> 00:10:31,868 It'll be the end of our friendship. 317 00:10:31,903 --> 00:10:34,622 - Seriously? - Dead seriously. 318 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:37,439 Gaga comes from a two-kid family. 319 00:10:37,475 --> 00:10:38,574 Oh, no, I know. 320 00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:40,476 Her sister, Natali, is very cool. 321 00:10:40,512 --> 00:10:42,845 She told me she wants to have three kids, at least. 322 00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:44,680 Dude, if I was banging Taylor Kinney, 323 00:10:44,716 --> 00:10:46,883 I would have three kids right in a row, 324 00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:48,517 and then I would wait till they were teenagers 325 00:10:48,552 --> 00:10:50,785 and retire and just live off the mega-cash they'd make 326 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:52,687 from their modeling careers. 327 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:54,856 You and me would have pretty good-looking kids. 328 00:10:54,892 --> 00:10:57,392 Aw, we would. We'd have really cute kids. 329 00:10:57,427 --> 00:11:00,662 They'd be blue-eyed, really tall, really talented, 330 00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:04,065 and really sarcastic musicians. 331 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,233 Dig, dig, dig 332 00:11:06,268 --> 00:11:08,468 Baby, your secret's in the safe 333 00:11:08,504 --> 00:11:10,337 Dude, you should be happy for me. 334 00:11:10,372 --> 00:11:13,007 For what? Huh? 335 00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:15,509 For not standing up for me when I told Campbell Scott 336 00:11:15,545 --> 00:11:17,645 that he wasn't gonna be able to ruin my idea? 337 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,947 This is not trivial to me, man. 338 00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:22,449 I don't care how many titles they bestow upon 339 00:11:22,484 --> 00:11:26,786 your "Pitbull with pituitary gland problem" visage! 340 00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:28,187 I conceived of "An Gorta Mor." 341 00:11:28,222 --> 00:11:29,789 I brought you into "An Gorta Mor." 342 00:11:29,824 --> 00:11:32,191 I created it. I composed "An Gorta Mor." 343 00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:34,794 Those are the only two titles that really matter anyway, 344 00:11:34,829 --> 00:11:38,464 "Created and Composed by Moi!" 345 00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:42,034 Well, I'm not working on a show called "An Gorta Mor." 346 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,803 I'm working on a show entitled "Feast." 347 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,705 Starring Campbell Scott. 348 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,006 Amadan. 349 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,179 That's Gaelic for jackass! 350 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,181 Asshole! 351 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,783 I think it looks hot. 352 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,118 Yeah, but it's... like, up here, it's too much. 353 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:04,055 I look like a zombie she pimp. 354 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,190 - A hot zombie she pimp. - No. No, no, no. 355 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,692 We need... the eyes and the lips. 356 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,493 - We got to bring them down. - We got to... guys, 357 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:10,695 - we got to... - No. 358 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,029 Bring it down. 359 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,497 Bringing it down. 360 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,700 (car door shuts) 361 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:20,503 This is it. (sighs) 362 00:12:20,538 --> 00:12:22,171 I'm really nervous. 363 00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:23,539 Does my make up look okay? 364 00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:25,108 I feel like a kabuki dancer, no? 365 00:12:25,143 --> 00:12:26,623 No, you look good. You're acting nuts. 366 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,945 I know. Okay, I've just got to breathe. 367 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,113 All right, so what do we do? 368 00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:31,513 We just walk to the house from here? 369 00:12:31,548 --> 00:12:33,348 Is there a car that comes and picks us up? 370 00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:34,382 Is it a limo? 371 00:12:34,418 --> 00:12:36,685 It's probably a limo, right? 372 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:38,687 Is it a limo? 373 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:39,688 What? 374 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:41,690 What's that look? 375 00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:45,360 You know, I bought three things with my Gaga tour cash 376 00:12:45,395 --> 00:12:47,795 and session bread... all the other money 377 00:12:47,831 --> 00:12:50,531 that I made over the years, 378 00:12:50,566 --> 00:12:52,399 that sweet little hellcat, 379 00:12:52,435 --> 00:12:55,436 some cool guitars, 380 00:12:55,471 --> 00:12:56,671 and this. 381 00:12:58,642 --> 00:13:00,508 Wait, what? 382 00:13:00,543 --> 00:13:03,077 Nine acres. Bought it four years ago. 383 00:13:03,113 --> 00:13:04,745 Paid in full. 384 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,180 It's all mine. 385 00:13:07,215 --> 00:13:09,750 Or should I say, it's all ours? 386 00:13:09,785 --> 00:13:12,119 Oh, my God. 387 00:13:12,154 --> 00:13:13,720 Are you asking me to marry you? 388 00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:15,622 I guess I am. 389 00:13:17,993 --> 00:13:19,726 - Gigi, would you... - Oh, God, no. 390 00:13:19,762 --> 00:13:22,094 God... no, no, no. No, no, no. 391 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,063 What are you doing? What are you doing? No! 392 00:13:24,098 --> 00:13:25,597 What? Are you out of your mind? 393 00:13:25,633 --> 00:13:26,966 - Well, I thought you just... - You thought what? 394 00:13:27,001 --> 00:13:29,135 You thought I wanted to get married? 395 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,603 Well, not married. This is all spur-of-the-moment. 396 00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:32,805 I didn't buy a ring or anything, 397 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,674 but... commitment. 398 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:36,842 Commitment to what? I'm freaking out here. 399 00:13:36,878 --> 00:13:38,177 You have to tell me what's going on. 400 00:13:38,212 --> 00:13:39,744 Gigi, I want to have kids with you. 401 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,279 Who said I wanted to have kids? 402 00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:42,613 - You did. - When? 403 00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:43,948 Yesterday at the cafe. 404 00:13:43,984 --> 00:13:46,184 Driving here. Tall, sarcastic kids. 405 00:13:46,219 --> 00:13:48,286 Flash, I say stupid shit like that all the time. 406 00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:49,688 I'm 22 goddamn years old. 407 00:13:49,723 --> 00:13:51,189 Do you remember a month ago when I told you 408 00:13:51,224 --> 00:13:52,623 I wanted to move to Miami? 409 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:54,092 Do you remember my "cupcake cabin in Alaska" idea? 410 00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:55,070 Yeah, I do. 411 00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:56,245 I'm passionate about a million different things. 412 00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:58,395 I'm passionate about Syrian refugees. 413 00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,396 I'm passionate about Demi Lovato. 414 00:13:59,431 --> 00:14:00,898 These... these shoes. 415 00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:03,400 This trip is gonna ruin these shoes for me now. 416 00:14:03,435 --> 00:14:05,903 Okay, look, number one, cupcake cabin's a good idea. 417 00:14:05,938 --> 00:14:07,237 - Thank you. - Number two, 418 00:14:07,272 --> 00:14:08,739 you don't want to have kids ever? 419 00:14:08,774 --> 00:14:10,574 I don't know. I don't know, maybe. 420 00:14:10,609 --> 00:14:13,910 But not now. Not while I still am a kid. 421 00:14:13,945 --> 00:14:15,425 God, I'll tell you one thing, though. 422 00:14:15,446 --> 00:14:16,813 No matter what happens, I'm not raising them 423 00:14:16,848 --> 00:14:18,247 in the Middle of Goddamn Nowhere, New Jersey. 424 00:14:18,282 --> 00:14:20,149 This is what I ran away from in Ohio. 425 00:14:20,185 --> 00:14:21,417 What about the Stones pin? 426 00:14:21,452 --> 00:14:22,985 What? What about it? 427 00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:25,421 Come on, the whole thing's goddamn rubies. 428 00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:27,623 I googled rubies. Rubies means commitment. 429 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,925 - You googled rubies? - You bet your ass. 430 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,527 Flash, the pin is lips. It was a joke. 431 00:14:32,562 --> 00:14:34,196 An intimate joke about our kissing thing. 432 00:14:34,231 --> 00:14:35,037 Oh. 433 00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:38,066 It's a really (...) expensive one too. 434 00:14:38,102 --> 00:14:39,367 (sighs) (...). 435 00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:44,172 Flash. 436 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,074 Get the (...) up! 437 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,407 Now! 438 00:14:47,443 --> 00:14:48,675 Come on, man. 439 00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:55,182 (blows raspberries) 440 00:14:55,218 --> 00:14:57,118 (door handle jiggling) 441 00:15:02,391 --> 00:15:04,023 (sighs) 442 00:15:11,059 --> 00:15:12,810 Okay, go ahead and announce me. 443 00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:13,825 - You ready? - Yeah. Yeah. 444 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:14,993 Okay, here I go. 445 00:15:15,029 --> 00:15:16,494 Ladies and gentlemen, 446 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:17,762 please welcome to the stage, 447 00:15:17,798 --> 00:15:20,332 making her New York City cabaret debut, 448 00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:23,367 the fabulous Ava X! 449 00:15:25,538 --> 00:15:26,837 Huh? 450 00:15:26,872 --> 00:15:29,240 (chuckles) What do you think? 451 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:32,109 I mean, this is gonna get the audience's attention, right? 452 00:15:32,145 --> 00:15:33,677 And Debbie Harry, she sure as hell 453 00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:35,112 ain't wearing this on her opening night. 454 00:15:35,148 --> 00:15:36,948 - No. No. - That's for damn sure. 455 00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:38,882 (laughs) 456 00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:40,583 Oh, yeah. 457 00:15:43,588 --> 00:15:45,755 - You hate it. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 458 00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:48,124 I-I think it's, uh... 459 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,960 - ballsy, you know? - Really? 460 00:15:49,995 --> 00:15:51,894 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a... it's a statement. 461 00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:53,964 Right? Yeah. 462 00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:55,731 So you're cool with me making my debut 463 00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:58,567 looking like a meth head, Oklahoma stripper? 464 00:15:58,602 --> 00:16:00,169 - What do you mean? - Huh? 465 00:16:00,204 --> 00:16:01,870 Do you think I'm insane? 466 00:16:01,905 --> 00:16:04,239 I wouldn't go out like this when I was 25 years old, 467 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:05,707 - much less now. - Well... 468 00:16:05,742 --> 00:16:07,909 So let's cut the crap 469 00:16:07,945 --> 00:16:09,511 and why don't you tell me what's really going on 470 00:16:09,546 --> 00:16:11,613 because for the past 48 hours, you have been feeding me 471 00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:14,648 sugar-coated, over supportive bullshit. 472 00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:16,284 - That's not true, honey. - Oh, it is true. 473 00:16:16,319 --> 00:16:18,052 - It's not true. - Okay, all that noise about AJ? 474 00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:20,288 - How great his playing is. - I think he's a... 475 00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:21,456 My voice. My moves. 476 00:16:21,491 --> 00:16:22,790 - Blah, blah, blah... - Okay. 477 00:16:22,825 --> 00:16:24,825 - Okay. - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 478 00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:32,099 Okay, you want... you want me... do you want me 479 00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:33,233 - to tell you the truth? - Yeah, I do. 480 00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:34,601 Okay, here's what I think. 481 00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,436 I do think that your voice sounds great 482 00:16:36,472 --> 00:16:39,572 and I like your stage moves. I'm not crazy about this dress. 483 00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:41,074 Is AJ a great piano player? Yes, he is, but you know what? 484 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,409 I want you to get rid of him, 485 00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:44,004 and I want you to give me a shot, okay? 486 00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:46,013 Everybody in this band has something going on. 487 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,446 Bam has that "Feast" thing, 488 00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:48,947 and... and Rehab has his photography thing, 489 00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:50,516 and the Gibson ads for Flash, 490 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,518 and Gigi's, you know, doing stuff with Davvy, 491 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,153 and you got this thing, and what am I supposed to do? 492 00:16:54,188 --> 00:16:55,888 Hang around the apartment while you guys climb up 493 00:16:55,923 --> 00:16:58,057 the show business ladder? (stammers) I can't do that. 494 00:16:58,092 --> 00:16:59,292 - Okay, wait, wait, wait. - What? 495 00:16:59,327 --> 00:17:01,460 Two weeks ago, you didn't even want me 496 00:17:01,496 --> 00:17:02,794 - putting this gig together... - That's not true. 497 00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:04,329 But now... No, no, no, no. No. 498 00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:06,464 Now that you actually see that it might be good, 499 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,798 now you want to jump in. 500 00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:09,967 Now you want to be a part of it, is that right? 501 00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:11,736 Yeah, well, you know what? It is right. 502 00:17:11,771 --> 00:17:13,438 And let me tell you why, because when I first met you, 503 00:17:13,473 --> 00:17:15,140 I was the one who told you you could sing, 504 00:17:15,175 --> 00:17:16,707 and you said you wanted to be in show business. 505 00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:17,775 I put you in my band. 506 00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,044 I put you on my (...) stage. 507 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,945 Okay, so you (...) owe me. 508 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:24,314 I'm not gonna (...) sit around here and do nothing. 509 00:17:25,851 --> 00:17:27,918 I was supposed to be the star. 510 00:17:30,923 --> 00:17:33,557 What? 511 00:17:33,592 --> 00:17:36,527 You were the star, Johnny, 512 00:17:36,562 --> 00:17:38,561 but now, 513 00:17:38,596 --> 00:17:42,365 it's my (...) turn. 514 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,666 (door slams) 515 00:17:45,203 --> 00:17:46,569 (sighs) 516 00:17:46,604 --> 00:17:50,239 I can't stand the rain 517 00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:52,741 Against my window 518 00:17:52,777 --> 00:17:55,177 519 00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:58,880 Bringing back sweet memories 520 00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:02,184 Hey, windowpane 521 00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:04,319 Do you remember 522 00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:07,055 523 00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:10,292 How sweet it used to be? 524 00:18:10,327 --> 00:18:13,860 525 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:17,998 When we was together 526 00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,366 527 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:22,703 Everything was so grand 528 00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:25,439 529 00:18:25,475 --> 00:18:29,509 Now that we've parted 530 00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:31,844 There's just one sound 531 00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:34,747 That I just can't stand 532 00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:38,050 Can't stand the rain 533 00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:40,686 Against my window 534 00:18:40,722 --> 00:18:43,055 535 00:18:43,091 --> 00:18:46,758 Bringing back sweet memories 536 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,061 I can't stand the rain 537 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:52,231 Against my window 538 00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:55,400 539 00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:58,036 'Cause he's not here with me 540 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:01,373 541 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:06,844 Alone with the pillow 542 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,847 Where his head used to lay 543 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:13,351 544 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:17,455 I know you got some sweet memories 545 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,790 But like a window 546 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,527 You ain't got nothing to say 547 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,028 Hey 548 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:28,307 549 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,073 I can't stand the rain 550 00:19:38,108 --> 00:19:40,409 Against my window 551 00:19:40,444 --> 00:19:43,779 552 00:19:43,814 --> 00:19:46,748 'Cause he's not here with me 553 00:19:46,784 --> 00:19:50,319 I can't stand the rain 554 00:19:50,354 --> 00:19:52,954 Against my window 555 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:55,456 556 00:19:55,492 --> 00:19:58,326 Bringing back sweet memories 557 00:19:58,361 --> 00:20:01,996 I can't stand the rain 558 00:20:02,031 --> 00:20:04,999 Against my window 559 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:07,368 560 00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:10,871 Just keeps on haunting me 561 00:20:10,907 --> 00:20:13,907 Hey, rain 562 00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:18,178 Get off my window 563 00:20:18,214 --> 00:20:19,879 564 00:20:19,915 --> 00:20:25,185 'Cause he's not here with me 565 00:20:25,221 --> 00:20:26,433 566 00:20:26,548 --> 00:20:28,792 (cheers and applause) 567 00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:31,866 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 568 00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:36,466 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40438

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