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Love is overrated,
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and built on very shaky ground,
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whereas an affair with a wardrobe...
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it's solid and it lasts forever.
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That's £4,600, please.
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I'll pay cash.
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No. 1 unwritten rule of being an escort.
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You're only allowed one lover.
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Money.
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That one's quite good.
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Do you think?
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You don't like it?
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I just... think it looks a bit cheap.
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Unless that's what you're after.
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No, no. We, er... we don't want cheap.
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And it's important that
you're happy with it.
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Um... this one is a bit subtler.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Well... would you buy it?
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Well, I don't have to, do I?
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You're angry with me.
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No, it's just that... we're acting
as though nothing happened and,
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frankly, I just find that a bit odd.
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I, er... I think we should,
maybe keep it at work,
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in the work place.
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Absolutely.
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- Belle.
- Yeah.
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- We...
- We had sex... here,
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which is very much in the workplace,
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or on the workplace, if you want to count
the desk. There you go, I've said it.
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Ok. Is that better now?
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Yeah, it is, but I should probably leave
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and come back and do the
writer stuff another time.
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Ok that's fine. You go.
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Great. Thanks.
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I don't need a boyfriend,
when I've got regulars like Al.
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He pays well, and there's
no bullshit. No games.
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Hi, beautiful. How you doing? All right?
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Good. You?
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Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, great!
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I missed you. So, what
do you fancy doing today?
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- What are you in the mood for?
- Anything.
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- Everything. I'll let you decide.
- Perfect.
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Can we do it on the floor again?
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I love all that. Makes
me feel all young again.
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- You are young, silly.
- Ah, stop it!
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- Say it again, a bit slower.
- You are...
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All right, then. I'm gonna
go take a little shower.
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See? Easy.
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Sex, enthusiasm, respect, clarity.
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Yeah, that's it. Just there.
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- Is that all right?
- Oh, no, no, that's good.
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That's better than good.
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All right, just... a tiny bit faster.
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No, a bit slower.
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All right, faster now.
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No! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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That was close. Bloody lovely, though.
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All right, come on. Your turn.
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I want to get the speed just right,
this time... and the pressure.
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Sounds like pumping up a car tyre.
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Well don't talk about cars,
you'll get me too excited.
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- Have you done it?
- Yeah.
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Oh, now that is a beautiful sight.
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Ah, look at you.
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- Oh, well. It's only the cheap stuff.
- It's not cheap.
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No, it's not classy, is
it? Come on, up you get.
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Is this your idea of classy, is it?
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You watch it, you.
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I'm in quite a strategic position, here.
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- Are you all right up there?
- What do you think?
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Three sugars?
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Yeah, magic.
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That's for you.
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- What is it? A tip?
- Cheeky.
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No, it's a, er... it's a retainer.
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I'm thinking I might have
a bit more time to play with
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on this next contract, so I
might make it round every Tuesday.
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- You all right with that?
- Perfect. How much is in there?
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Ten hours.
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Look, I did round it up, though,
so if you want to give me a freebie,
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it would be appreciated,
thank you very much.
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- I'll throw in a few blowjobs.
- Great. We're going steady, aren't we?
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You and me. Happy days.
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Do you never...
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Have you never fancied settling down?
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You know, with a fella.
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I can't have a boyfriend. Not while
I'm doing this job. It's impossible.
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Get out of it. You could have any bloke you wanted, like that.
- They can't handle it.
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No? I guess it all depends
on the fella, doesn't it?
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Well, could you handle it?
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- Truthfully?
- Yeah.
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All right, look. If I
met you and I was single
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and... and you told me what you did...
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Yeah. Yeah, I could definitely
handle it. Course I could. Yeah.
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But we'd have to be completely
straight with each other.
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Right. And this is coming from a man
who can't tell his wife he takes sugar.
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You cheeky mare!
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All right. I should go.
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- Bye, hun.
- Bye, sweetheart.
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- Duncan, hi.
- Hi.
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Can I come in?
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Yeah.
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Shit! Shit! Bollocks!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I've... um. I just brought
you these for your approval.
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- Thanks.
- We narrowed it down to four.
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Great. This is unexpected.
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Yeah, sorry. I should
probably have rung ahead first.
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- Do you want some coffee?
- Sure.
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I thought the, er, cuts
you made were great.
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- Really work.
- Good.
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Look, I know I was a
bit... rubbish earlier on.
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I'm not very good at all
of that sort of thing.
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It's ok.
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Do you think we could, sort of... rewind?
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Forget I was a bit of a twat?
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- Course we can.
- Thanks.
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You're actually meant to say, "Oh
no, you weren't a bit of a twat."
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Oh.
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And that's your second chance.
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And it's gone.
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Look, I really like you.
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I'd like to see you again.
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But I have to warn you, I'm...
a complete and utter nightmare.
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Is this supposed to be some challenge?
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No.
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Yeah, maybe.
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What do you think?
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I think it's only fair
that I should warn you...
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I'm impossible too.
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- Really.
- Really.
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I mean, for starters, I'm
completely OCD about cleanliness.
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Hm.
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Oh, you're lying.
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Fuck off.
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I'm joking. It's immaculate!
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- And hoovered.
- Hoovered?
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Well, I'm gonna have to inspect that.
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- Oh, shit. What was that?
- No, it's empty. Sorry.
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- It's fine.
- No, no, no. It's not.
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It's ok. Everyone should
drink champagne in the morning.
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What?
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Just so long as there's
no-one hiding in the bedroom.
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No, nobody.
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This is not right.
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What? Al? No, no, no. You've got to go.
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How come he doesn't mind?
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Just like you said, if you want to be
with someone, you want to be with him.
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I was lying. No man can be ok
with his woman doing what you do.
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It's a no-go area. No ifs or buts.
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You are so lovely.
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Ha! I bet he says that to all the girls.
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- Do you want me to get him off you?
- No!
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Ask him why it's not a problem.
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Go on.
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Duncan.
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I'm... a prostitute.
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I'm... an editor.
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Yeah... why are you ok with it?
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Well, it's just my job.
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No, no, no. It... um... it bothers
me that you're ok with what I do.
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Then... I'm not ok with it.
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Right, well, if that's the
case, it can't work, can it?
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You're not really giving
me much of a chance, here.
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I've got to be somewhere.
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Weren't we just...
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cos you seemed to be quite... into it.
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Yeah, I was, but now I'm
not and I need you to go now.
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Ok.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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What? I had to do it.
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He's my editor and escorts
can't have boyfriends. Keep up.
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When life gets too much,
this is my sanctuary.
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Anyone who says money
is the route of all evil
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has obviously never had a lot of it.
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Why would I go to a
bank, when there's this?
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London's best kept secret.
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Hi.
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- Hi, Stephanie.
- Doing your laundry too, are you?
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No need to look sheepish.
I'm not the taxman.
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I love spending time down here, don't you?
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Yeah. But I'm actually late.
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Do you know the thing I
like best about having cash?
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There's absolutely no-one
to spend it on but myself.
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Same for you too, isn't it?
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I've got to go.
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I just don't know whether I've
done the right thing or not.
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Ow! That helps, thanks!
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"I'm never gonna see someone
again, not while I'm doing this job.
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Punch me if I ever try
it." That's what you said.
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Maybe I was joking.
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Oh, my God. This is
the guy Bambi's seeing.
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- Guys, hi.
- Bambi.
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Hi. Byron.
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- Ben. Hannah.
- Hi. - Hello.
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We want your best champagne, Ben.
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Ooh! What's the occasion?
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Well... we're getting married.
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We are, yeah.
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Well, this is a bit, er...
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- Brilliant.
- Yeah.
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So, er... when did... did you...?
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First meet? Oh, er...
two weeks ago... today.
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Right. And you've set a date, have you?
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- Not yet.
- Yeah, it's up to Bambi, really.
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Mrs. Bambi.
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Might need to find out her
real name before the big day.
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You're being a bit weird about this.
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He booked you for a shag two weeks
ago. You hardly know each other..
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- Look, no offence, but...
- None taken.
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We'll get to know each other.
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Yeah. Everyday.
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Ok, well... what's her favourite colour?
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What?
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Just because it's a car crash
whenever you see someone,
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does not mean it has to be
the same for everyone else.
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Bam Bam, shall we go? I think
it might be an idea. Can we go?
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Yeah, course we can. We'll find
somewhere proper to celebrate.
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- What's her favourite colour?
- Shut up.
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That's you three up to date. Thank you.
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Ah, look who's here. Twice in
one day? Must be my birthday.
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- Do you have a minute?
- You paying?
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Right, bugger off. Work to do.
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What can I do for you?
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I'm a bit worried about Bambi.
She's been seeing this client.
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It doesn't worry me. As long
as she turns up for work.
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His name's Byron. He's asked her
to marry him. Do you know him?
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Yeah. Young guy. Old money.
He wants to marry her?
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Ooh. She's done all right
for herself, hasn't she?
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It's insane.
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Why? As long as she gets a good pre-nup.
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I'm talking about her wellbeing.
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So am I.
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Do you think it can ever work?
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Seeing someone and doing this job.
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No.
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I thought it could, once,
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then she ran off with
all my money and my car.
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Oh, right.
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Money's the only thing
worth having, Belle.
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Relationships. They're
unreliable, but this...
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You know that.
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We're alike, aren't we?
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Identical in some respects.
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Favourite pudding.
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Oh, er... treacle tart with custard.
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Um... tree.
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Tree? Favourite tree?
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Yes. Like mine's a... a sycamore.
251
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:18,980
Er... sycamore, then.
252
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I like sycamores.
253
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Cartoon.
254
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:27,140
Count Duckula closely followed
by Thundercats, obviously.
255
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Next question.
256
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Er... do you like... me?
257
00:17:34,969 --> 00:17:38,460
What? Of course I like you.
258
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,460
Just wanted to check.
259
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,340
A lot of people don't.
260
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My parents, for example.
261
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,980
Mine didn't like me either.
262
00:17:51,015 --> 00:17:52,780
- No?
- No.
263
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,585
Well, maybe they did,
but they gave me away,
264
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:58,260
which probably means they
didn't like me that much.
265
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,025
Superhero.
266
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:12,780
Silver Surfer. Yours? And
it's not allowed to be me.
267
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,260
Wolverine, definitely.
268
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:19,140
Uh-huh.
269
00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:20,625
Hi.
270
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,905
Belle, I'm in the middle of something.
271
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:26,145
- Could you possibly wait outside?
- No, I can't. Can we, um...
272
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,900
can we just stop playing grown-up
jobs and suits, for a minute,
273
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,700
and actually talk about this?
274
00:18:31,215 --> 00:18:33,460
I'm gonna have to call
you back in ten minutes.
275
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,860
Thanks.
276
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:40,105
Look, I'm sorry if I was
confusing this morning,
277
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:43,580
but... I've... never met a
man who can handle what I do
278
00:18:43,615 --> 00:18:46,460
and... I'm not sure you'll
be able to cope, so...
279
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:55,220
Right. You know, that's
a bad idea. I'll just go.
280
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,260
Belle, wait!
281
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:02,100
Don't just walk away. Belle!
282
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My name's not Belle.
283
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:09,305
- What is it, then? Tell me.
- No.
284
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:12,140
- Where do you want this?
- Anywhere. Put it anywhere.
285
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Great.
286
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,585
Anywhere but there.
287
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,545
Why do you keep running away?
288
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,745
She doesn't look anything like me.
289
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:24,420
Look, if you're not
interested, that's fine.
290
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,980
Before you came round today,
I'd had sex with another man.
291
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,145
Yeah, I know that.
292
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,385
Ok, say we meet after work,
293
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:37,580
and you say, "How was your day, darling?"
294
00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:40,025
And I'm like, "Yeah, it was fine,
295
00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:44,420
I had sex with this guy. It
was nothing. How was yours?"
296
00:19:44,455 --> 00:19:47,900
Well, if I've been with
a guy, then I'll tell you.
297
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:54,540
I've slept with 1,036 men.
298
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,460
No, I can't top that.
299
00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,705
Sometimes I enjoy it.
300
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:03,225
We're not talking about
a life sentence here,
301
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,300
just... seeing where it goes.
302
00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:08,300
Yeah, but why would you want to see
me when there's all that baggage?
303
00:20:08,455 --> 00:20:11,060
Because I don't see baggage, or a problem.
304
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,580
You're smart and funny.
305
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,860
A bit crazy.
306
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,700
Would you please tell me your real name?
307
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,520
It's Hannah.
308
00:20:27,555 --> 00:20:29,420
Hannah. Nice.
309
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:37,500
So we should stop analysing
ourselves into the ground, here.
310
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,745
Ok.
311
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,500
I like you, you like me. I fancy you...
312
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:46,060
- I think you fancy me?
- I do.
313
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,580
What are we arguing about, then?
314
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:53,945
Nothing.
315
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:55,860
So, we're on?
316
00:20:58,260 --> 00:21:00,180
Yeah, we're on.
317
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,505
Call me James.
318
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:07,700
If you're gonna do role play,
you have to do it completely.
319
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,300
You have to get every detail right.
320
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,940
Excuse me. Sorry.
321
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,420
- What was that?
- He's a client.
322
00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:19,140
- This is Duncan. I've heard a lot about you.
- Right.
323
00:21:19,175 --> 00:21:20,185
- Evening.
- Evening.
324
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,980
- Duncan is a prick.
- Oh, you wanker.
325
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This isn't over.
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