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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,399 --> 00:00:02,477 Johnny: Hey, Moira, could you turn that down please? 2 00:00:02,478 --> 00:00:04,646 Important call coming through. 3 00:00:04,647 --> 00:00:07,115 Stevie says it's the guy from the winery. 4 00:00:07,116 --> 00:00:10,051 - Hmm. - (Sighs) 5 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:13,655 (Phone rings) 6 00:00:13,656 --> 00:00:15,056 - Hello, Johnny Rose. - (Phone continues ringing) 7 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:18,927 Hello? Hello? 8 00:00:18,928 --> 00:00:21,029 Ah. 9 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:23,665 - (Door opens) - Stevie? 10 00:00:23,666 --> 00:00:25,467 - Stevie: I put it through! - Johnny: Okay. 11 00:00:25,468 --> 00:00:27,836 - Moira: Who is it? - Johnny: Herb Ertlinger. 12 00:00:27,837 --> 00:00:30,105 - Excuse me? - Herb Ertlinger from the winery. 13 00:00:30,106 --> 00:00:32,274 He's the only guy that's gotten back to me on my proposal 14 00:00:32,275 --> 00:00:33,446 - (phone starts ringing) - And-and now the ph- 15 00:00:33,447 --> 00:00:34,943 (picks up) 16 00:00:34,944 --> 00:00:37,178 - Hi! Hello! - (Phone continues ringing) 17 00:00:40,817 --> 00:00:43,251 (Yelling) There's something wrong with the phones! 18 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:46,221 Moira: John, have her patch it through to the kids' room. 19 00:00:46,222 --> 00:00:48,557 (Yelling) Yeah, patch it through to the kids' room! 20 00:00:48,558 --> 00:00:49,958 Stevie: Okay! 21 00:00:52,195 --> 00:00:54,830 Very good suggestion! 22 00:00:54,831 --> 00:00:56,998 - (Knocks on door) - Kids! 23 00:00:56,999 --> 00:00:59,768 - (Phone rings in kids' room) - David, answer the phone! 24 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:01,837 He has his headphones in; He can't hear it. 25 00:01:01,838 --> 00:01:04,372 - Then you answer it! - Alexis: Okay! 26 00:01:04,373 --> 00:01:08,009 - (Phone continues ringing) - Hello? 27 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:09,978 Alexis, could you open the door, please? 28 00:01:09,979 --> 00:01:11,179 (Rattling door handle) I'll take it. 29 00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:11,913 Alexis: No, sorry, you have the wrong room. 30 00:01:11,914 --> 00:01:13,882 He's actually in room 6. 31 00:01:13,883 --> 00:01:15,917 Johnny: Alexis, unlock the door please! 32 00:01:15,918 --> 00:01:20,355 Okay! No problem. Bye. 33 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:22,090 He's gonna call you back in your room! 34 00:01:22,091 --> 00:01:26,661 - No! - (Phone starts ringing) 35 00:01:26,662 --> 00:01:29,831 - Hello? - (Phone keeps ringing) 36 00:01:34,966 --> 00:01:38,975 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 37 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:40,576 (Birds chirp) 38 00:01:40,577 --> 00:01:42,611 David: Can you get a heart murmur from a lack of sleep? 39 00:01:42,612 --> 00:01:44,346 Because I have not slept since we've got here 40 00:01:44,347 --> 00:01:45,893 and I think my body is shutting down. 41 00:01:45,894 --> 00:01:48,817 Well, I hate to admit it, but I actually know very little about heart murmurs. 42 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:50,285 Well, I have one. 43 00:01:50,286 --> 00:01:52,621 Uh, the pulse is very irregular. 44 00:01:52,622 --> 00:01:54,489 Honestly, David, I have tried to find my pulse 45 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,558 like a thousand times and nothing. So don't worry about it. 46 00:01:56,559 --> 00:01:57,659 David: No, this is very serious! 47 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,060 My heart has not rested in a long time, 48 00:01:59,061 --> 00:02:01,029 my immune system is very low, 49 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:03,465 I have not been able to find kale anywhere here- 50 00:02:03,466 --> 00:02:05,533 how long are we going to be talking about you for? 51 00:02:05,534 --> 00:02:07,335 I think I'm having a heart attack, is what's happening! 52 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,570 David, you are like 34. 53 00:02:08,571 --> 00:02:10,438 I'm basically 29. 54 00:02:10,439 --> 00:02:12,207 Oh my God, you are overreacting. 55 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,608 I think you're gonna feel very guilty 56 00:02:13,609 --> 00:02:15,477 when I slip into a coma and you have to come visit me 57 00:02:15,478 --> 00:02:17,812 in the hospital at hospice. 58 00:02:17,813 --> 00:02:19,948 Well, I'm gonna go for a jog, so don't die until I get back. 59 00:02:19,949 --> 00:02:22,350 Well, how long are you going for? 60 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,952 Um, I don't really know. How long are you gonna be like this for? 61 00:02:23,953 --> 00:02:25,720 - Don't be a little b... - Bye! 62 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:27,655 - When I'm this state! - (Door bangs shut) 63 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:31,459 (Birds chirp) 64 00:02:34,163 --> 00:02:37,132 Herb Ertlinger: Now, it's fruit wine, which is exciting in itself. 65 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:39,000 But the thing we're most proud of 66 00:02:39,001 --> 00:02:42,237 is that our fruit is 100% insecticide free. 67 00:02:42,238 --> 00:02:43,772 - Johnny: Ah! - Moira: Mm! 68 00:02:43,773 --> 00:02:45,206 Mm! Mm. (Spitting something back) 69 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,609 There's something in mine. 70 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:49,147 Oh, that's a ladybug. That's one of the good ones. 71 00:02:49,148 --> 00:02:51,579 (Phone rings) Excuse me. 72 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:54,316 Herb Ertlinger... 73 00:02:54,317 --> 00:02:56,685 No, this tastes like something one should not put in their mouth. 74 00:02:56,686 --> 00:02:59,120 It's fruit wine. Whoever heard of fruit wine? 75 00:02:59,121 --> 00:03:01,423 Doesn't matter, it's a business. I'll make it work. 76 00:03:01,424 --> 00:03:03,024 It's next to a landfill, John. 77 00:03:03,025 --> 00:03:05,493 He said former landfill. 78 00:03:05,494 --> 00:03:08,163 Herb Ertlinger: Sorry. I was looking into a new sprayer. 79 00:03:08,164 --> 00:03:10,265 And I brought you this... 80 00:03:10,266 --> 00:03:12,534 It's our Cabernet Merlot petit grenache. 81 00:03:12,535 --> 00:03:13,969 Moira and Johnny: Oh! 82 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:16,938 Sounds delightfully busy. 83 00:03:16,939 --> 00:03:19,407 You know, uh, Herb, if you need any help with distribution, 84 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,876 I have extensive contacts in that area, 85 00:03:21,877 --> 00:03:24,946 or if it's operations management... 86 00:03:24,947 --> 00:03:26,514 Johnny, while I appreciate that offer, 87 00:03:26,515 --> 00:03:29,084 it's actually not your help I'm looking for. 88 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:31,453 - Oh. - No. It's you, Moira. 89 00:03:31,454 --> 00:03:34,589 We were hoping that you will be the spokesperson 90 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:37,325 for Herb Ertlinger fruit wines. 91 00:03:37,326 --> 00:03:39,494 I-I don't understand. 92 00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:42,330 My wife and I were such big fans of "Sunrise Bay." 93 00:03:42,331 --> 00:03:44,632 And we would be an honoured to have you 94 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,935 do just a few commercials to promote our wine. 95 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:49,471 That is, of course, if you like it. 96 00:03:49,472 --> 00:03:52,807 Like it? It's fruit wine. What's not to like? 97 00:03:52,808 --> 00:03:55,243 (Door opens forcefully) 98 00:03:59,315 --> 00:04:02,050 So, an hour ago, I thought I was having a heart attack. 99 00:04:02,051 --> 00:04:03,885 - Stevie: Oh no! - David: Yup, yup. Yup. 100 00:04:03,886 --> 00:04:06,021 - Um, but I'm not. - Oh, phew! 101 00:04:06,022 --> 00:04:09,524 According to Web MD, I'm having a pulmonary embolism, 102 00:04:09,525 --> 00:04:11,826 which is much, much worse. 103 00:04:11,827 --> 00:04:13,361 Well, you look good. 104 00:04:13,362 --> 00:04:15,163 That's... just the way I look. 105 00:04:15,164 --> 00:04:17,799 I need you to take me to a hospital right now. 106 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,001 Yeah, the only hospital's in Elmdale. 107 00:04:20,002 --> 00:04:21,736 You're telling me there's no doctor around here? 108 00:04:21,737 --> 00:04:24,572 People just drop dead in the streets out of sheer neglect? 109 00:04:24,573 --> 00:04:27,442 Well, there is, technically, a doctor. 110 00:04:27,443 --> 00:04:30,011 Then, please take me to that doctor right now. 111 00:04:30,012 --> 00:04:31,513 (Car rumbles by) 112 00:04:31,514 --> 00:04:33,181 David: I'm just not sleeping. 113 00:04:33,182 --> 00:04:34,949 I think there's a lack of oxygen getting to my heart 114 00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:36,618 because I'm feeling very suffocated. 115 00:04:36,619 --> 00:04:38,753 Vet: Okay, right. Well, if it is a heart attack 116 00:04:38,754 --> 00:04:40,388 we're way too far away from the nearest hospital 117 00:04:40,389 --> 00:04:41,831 for you to make it through the night. 118 00:04:41,832 --> 00:04:42,891 - What? - Kidding. 119 00:04:42,892 --> 00:04:44,659 Take a deep breath for me. 120 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,728 - (Inhales deeply) - Good. 121 00:04:46,729 --> 00:04:48,535 Now, have you been around any feces in the past two days? 122 00:04:48,536 --> 00:04:50,231 (Snorts) 123 00:04:50,232 --> 00:04:52,700 - I don't n... - Vet: So, no. 124 00:04:52,701 --> 00:04:54,836 - No. - Okay. Well, the good thing is, 125 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,738 I don't think that you need an ambulance, David, 126 00:04:56,739 --> 00:04:58,606 because what I think is happening here 127 00:04:58,607 --> 00:05:00,875 is you're having a panic attack. 128 00:05:00,876 --> 00:05:02,577 Oh no, those... Those aren't real. 129 00:05:02,578 --> 00:05:04,579 Those are a PR spin for celebrity publicists. 130 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:07,949 Trust me, I've known enough celebrities. 131 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:10,652 No, it's absolutely a... A real thing. 132 00:05:10,653 --> 00:05:12,420 Uh, tell me, have you had any experiences lately 133 00:05:12,421 --> 00:05:15,990 that have caused you... Stress or anxiety? 134 00:05:15,991 --> 00:05:18,860 David: Uh, well, I went from living in a 25 hundred square foot 135 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,562 Soho live/workspace 136 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:23,031 to a motel room with my sister. 137 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:26,334 Wow. Eek. That'll do it. (Chuckles) 138 00:05:26,335 --> 00:05:28,569 "Hello, I'm Moira Rose for Herb-" 139 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:35,743 "Oh, hi! I'm Moira Rose for Herb Ertlinger wines 140 00:05:35,744 --> 00:05:38,446 inviting you to try our latest offering, 141 00:05:38,447 --> 00:05:41,916 a fruity cab franc we call... 142 00:05:41,917 --> 00:05:44,319 We call Herb Ertlinger's fruity cab-" 143 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,340 Oh, no. No, no, no. No good. 144 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:51,392 Uh... 145 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:55,029 "Smokey tannins infuse this rich blend with a plummy bouquet." 146 00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:58,233 "Plummy bouquet"? Is this guy for real? 147 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:00,269 His turns of phrase leave much to be desired, 148 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:02,237 but the wine is potable. 149 00:06:02,238 --> 00:06:04,205 You called it liquid stink this morning. 150 00:06:04,206 --> 00:06:06,141 The whites seem less stinky. 151 00:06:06,142 --> 00:06:08,877 How about this tote bag? 152 00:06:08,878 --> 00:06:11,079 Two-ply toilet paper has more heft. 153 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,748 I'm sensing negativity, John. 154 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:17,218 Is this because he did not take you up on your offer? 155 00:06:17,219 --> 00:06:20,722 Are you kidding me? Come on! 156 00:06:20,723 --> 00:06:23,458 Hey, I haven't even given that guy a second's thought since I got home. 157 00:06:23,459 --> 00:06:25,793 I was doing him a favour, that's all. 158 00:06:25,794 --> 00:06:27,662 I don't want him tarnishing your reputation. 159 00:06:27,663 --> 00:06:29,412 I mean, have you read the literature? 160 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:31,399 Look at this. 161 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,502 "The maximum benefit of the peachafication process." 162 00:06:34,503 --> 00:06:37,238 "Peachafication!" Who uses a word like "peachafication"? 163 00:06:37,239 --> 00:06:40,074 A moron... would use that. 164 00:06:40,075 --> 00:06:43,678 That moron is the first moron to offer me an acting role in a very long time. 165 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:45,480 Well, he's lucky to have you. 166 00:06:45,481 --> 00:06:50,185 John, this commercial, in the right hands, could be... 167 00:06:50,186 --> 00:06:51,619 I don't want to use the word "comeback," 168 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,689 that's... I don't wanna jinx it, but... 169 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:57,458 John, no one knows the business better than you do. 170 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,628 Oh, honey, I'm just the money behind the scenes. 171 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:03,464 Not that I don't have a few company commercials under my belt, but... 172 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,000 If you want me in your corner, I'm there. 173 00:07:06,001 --> 00:07:09,437 Oh, John. (Kiss) Thank you. 174 00:07:09,438 --> 00:07:11,239 - I'll do what I can. - Thank you. 175 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,709 But seriously, how cheap ass is that bag? 176 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:16,377 Alexis: (Eyes shut) Ew, ew-ew, ew, ew! 177 00:07:16,378 --> 00:07:18,218 Mutt: You have to open your eyes to get it in the bag! 178 00:07:18,219 --> 00:07:20,481 Alexis: Ugh! Good. Ugh! 179 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:24,052 - So can I ask you a question? - (Thunder rumbles) 180 00:07:24,053 --> 00:07:25,653 Why do you always get dressed up to do this? 181 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:28,223 I mean, it doesn't seem very practical. 182 00:07:28,224 --> 00:07:31,092 Alexis: Naomi Campbell wore Dolce & Gabbana couture 183 00:07:31,093 --> 00:07:33,194 to her community service. 184 00:07:33,195 --> 00:07:34,762 And just because she was picking up roadkill 185 00:07:34,763 --> 00:07:36,664 did not mean that she needed to look like it. 186 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:40,101 And I just always really admired her courage. 187 00:07:40,102 --> 00:07:42,270 (Garbage bag rustles) 188 00:07:42,271 --> 00:07:45,873 Um... I didn't understand a word you just said. 189 00:07:45,874 --> 00:07:49,244 Besides, it's nice to uh... Change clothes every once in a while. 190 00:07:49,245 --> 00:07:52,981 Something you might wanna consider doing at some point. 191 00:07:52,982 --> 00:07:54,782 I change my clothes. 192 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:56,384 They're just all the same. 193 00:07:56,385 --> 00:07:59,821 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - (Loud clap of thunder) 194 00:07:59,822 --> 00:08:02,190 Oh! Well, at least now they'll get washed. 195 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,691 - (Rain pours) - Alexis: Agghhhh! 196 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,227 Mutt: Come on! Run! 197 00:08:06,228 --> 00:08:09,430 Alexis: (Laughing) 198 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:21,109 (Surprised) What? It's actually nice in here. 199 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:22,810 Well, I'm not Valentino, but you know. 200 00:08:22,811 --> 00:08:25,680 Okay, well, don't try and be funny about it. 201 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:27,882 It just happens naturally. 202 00:08:30,486 --> 00:08:32,854 It's that um... 203 00:08:32,855 --> 00:08:34,956 When a guy can pack his whole wardrobe 204 00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:36,491 into an overnight bag, 205 00:08:36,492 --> 00:08:40,061 you just don't really think that he'd be much of an interior designer. 206 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,933 Don't worry, they're fresh. They're clean. 207 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:50,396 Hmm. Ooh! Smell that rock-beaten freshness. 208 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,808 What? 209 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:56,210 It's just I do beat my laundry against rocks. 210 00:08:56,211 --> 00:08:58,346 You're a freak. 211 00:09:03,986 --> 00:09:06,220 (Blows out his breath) 212 00:09:06,221 --> 00:09:09,457 (Towels rustle) 213 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:10,959 (Inhales sharply) 214 00:09:16,717 --> 00:09:20,921 Johnny: What uh... what kind of lens are we using here? 215 00:09:20,922 --> 00:09:23,256 Director: It's uh... (Clears throat) It's a zoom lens. 216 00:09:23,257 --> 00:09:24,591 Oh, zoom! Good, good, good. 217 00:09:24,592 --> 00:09:26,159 - Yup, yeah. - Any primes? 218 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,461 Any primes? Using any primes? 219 00:09:28,462 --> 00:09:30,830 Nah. Those are usually for feature films. 220 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:34,935 Yeah. Yeah. No, it's just I... 221 00:09:34,936 --> 00:09:37,003 What's the, uh, ring light situation? 222 00:09:37,004 --> 00:09:38,772 Do you think we need an inkey? 223 00:09:38,773 --> 00:09:39,973 Uh... I don't know, I don't know... 224 00:09:39,974 --> 00:09:45,006 I... are we booming this... Today? 225 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,654 (Door opens) 226 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:56,856 - Alexis: Ew! (Slams door) - David: Shhh! 227 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,858 - Alexis: Why is it dark? - (Blinds scrape open) 228 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,560 It's like a witch's house in here, David. 229 00:10:00,561 --> 00:10:02,128 - Shush! - What's going on? 230 00:10:02,129 --> 00:10:04,097 I am on day two of a panic attack 231 00:10:04,098 --> 00:10:06,666 and I have not slept at all. 232 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:10,637 Babe, you know that panic attacks aren't real, right? 233 00:10:10,638 --> 00:10:12,839 They're just things that celebrities make up to... 234 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,048 No, I know. I thought so too, but they are real 235 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,648 and I'm having one apparently. 236 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,511 Okay. Okay. 237 00:10:18,512 --> 00:10:20,513 Well, while you were having your panic attack, 238 00:10:20,514 --> 00:10:25,485 I somehow agreed to attend a yoga class. 239 00:10:25,486 --> 00:10:27,087 That might be a good thing for me. 240 00:10:27,088 --> 00:10:28,688 Okay, well, I'm not gonna go though. 241 00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:30,557 That might help me relax, might help me calm down. 242 00:10:30,558 --> 00:10:32,492 David, I just said I'm not gonna go. 243 00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:35,028 I don't wanna have to bring this up... 244 00:10:35,029 --> 00:10:38,531 But it's my turn to take a selfish. 245 00:10:38,532 --> 00:10:39,954 - No, David, - Yes, it is. 246 00:10:39,955 --> 00:10:42,936 - You selfished last time. - No. Dubai, 2010, 247 00:10:42,937 --> 00:10:45,399 I had to pick you up from that blind date 248 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,200 that went terribly wrong. 249 00:10:47,201 --> 00:10:51,237 It was a total disaster. It's my turn, 250 00:10:51,238 --> 00:10:53,206 and I wanna go to a yoga class. 251 00:10:53,207 --> 00:10:55,541 Fine, I will go, 252 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,276 but I am not happy about this at all. 253 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:59,178 Okay. Get off my bed. 254 00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:02,148 Ouch, David. Ouch, David! 255 00:11:02,149 --> 00:11:04,617 - Alexis: Ugh! - David: Shut the curtains! 256 00:11:06,987 --> 00:11:08,755 Moira: Oh, some people like to exaggerate, 257 00:11:08,756 --> 00:11:10,925 especially in our business. 258 00:11:10,926 --> 00:11:13,158 Make-up artist: I dunno. A lot of people on set were saying it. 259 00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:14,694 He's making people nervous. 260 00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:17,830 I don't care what other's say. That's today's mantra. 261 00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:19,932 Both: (Laugh) 262 00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:22,168 - You look awesome! - Oh... (Giggles) 263 00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:24,570 - Johnny: Hey! There she is! - Moira: Hi! 264 00:11:24,571 --> 00:11:27,140 There's my TV star. Hi, sweetheart. 265 00:11:27,141 --> 00:11:28,808 - Hi! - Nervous? 266 00:11:28,809 --> 00:11:31,277 - No, I'm good. - Good! Don't want you nervous! 267 00:11:31,278 --> 00:11:33,780 - No. - Is that the outfit you're wearing? 268 00:11:33,781 --> 00:11:36,215 Yes. That's the one you and I chose together. 269 00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:38,488 Oh. It looks a little less flattering in the daylight. 270 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,212 Johnny! 271 00:11:39,213 --> 00:11:41,320 No. I'm just saying, if there's another outfit- 272 00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:43,356 - No! There's no second choice. - Really? 273 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,091 - No. - Oh, I don't know. 274 00:11:45,092 --> 00:11:46,359 - Young pa: Cheese tray. - Johnny: Whoa, whoa, cubby, 275 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,428 what's this? Who ordered cheese? 276 00:11:48,429 --> 00:11:50,329 - Moira: I... I asked for cheese. - Johnny: Oh no, no. No cheese. 277 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:51,531 I don't think that's a good idea. 278 00:11:51,532 --> 00:11:53,066 - What about the melon? - You ordered melon? 279 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,133 - No, I didn't. - No, well, let's see... 280 00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:55,568 You know what? Looks a little soft. 281 00:11:55,569 --> 00:11:58,571 Why don't we eighty-six that plate. 282 00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:00,106 - Johnny? Johnny? - Yeah? 283 00:12:00,107 --> 00:12:02,642 - Crystal, do you mind? - Yeah. Hey, crystal. 284 00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:04,644 - Moira: Speak to my husband. - Crystal: Hey. 285 00:12:04,645 --> 00:12:07,113 Yeah... listen. The script, I wanna make a few line- 286 00:12:07,114 --> 00:12:09,382 No! John, no more changes. 287 00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:12,452 I was wondering if it might be better if you- 288 00:12:12,453 --> 00:12:14,387 Just directed. Just directed? 289 00:12:14,388 --> 00:12:15,788 Believe me, I tried. That didn't fly. 290 00:12:15,789 --> 00:12:17,623 No. Went home. 291 00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:22,795 - Johnny: Went home? - Moira: Mm-hmm. 292 00:12:22,796 --> 00:12:24,731 - Why? - Because you're making me nervous. 293 00:12:24,732 --> 00:12:26,532 And apparently you're making everyone nervous. 294 00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:28,468 No, no, no. Honey, I'm just trying to help. 295 00:12:28,469 --> 00:12:30,303 I'm just trying to be... You know, watching your back. 296 00:12:30,304 --> 00:12:32,538 I know, John. You're so good at trying. 297 00:12:32,539 --> 00:12:34,273 Now, I'm gonna call you as soon as I'm done. 298 00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:37,643 - Moira: Crystal? - Crystal: Yeah? 299 00:12:37,644 --> 00:12:39,979 (Clears throat) Yeah, sure. Well, I can just uh... 300 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:41,114 Yeah, I'll just uh... go home. 301 00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:44,250 Crystal: Bye. 302 00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:47,687 - Johnny: All right. - Moira: Bye. 303 00:12:47,688 --> 00:12:50,289 Johnny: All right. Have a good shoot! 304 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,791 (Birds chirp outside, door closes) 305 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:54,694 - Crystal: You look good. - Moira: No, keep working please. 306 00:12:57,264 --> 00:12:59,398 (Birds chirp, gentle, calming music plays) 307 00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:06,139 - Oh! - Okay, I don't think I can do this. 308 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,373 There's a lot of people here. 309 00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:10,143 Twyla: Hey! You guys made it! Amazing! 310 00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:12,311 It's a pairs class, so partner up. 311 00:13:15,616 --> 00:13:16,516 Okay, well, I'm not touching you. 312 00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:18,351 Well, I'm not touching you. 313 00:13:18,352 --> 00:13:20,253 - Jocelyn: David, Hun. - David: Oh! 314 00:13:20,254 --> 00:13:23,222 - Jocelyn: Come join me. - David: Oh... Jocelyn. 315 00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:24,457 Normally I do this with Roland, 316 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,326 but he had a bad burrito so he's M.I.A. 317 00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:29,195 - Oh... - Trust me, that's good news for everybody. 318 00:13:29,196 --> 00:13:30,930 David: I'm sure it is. 319 00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:33,933 Twyla: And Alexis, you can join Mutt. 320 00:13:33,934 --> 00:13:37,203 Twyla: Okay. 321 00:13:37,204 --> 00:13:39,505 This is gonna be good for you. Just relax. 322 00:13:39,506 --> 00:13:41,641 - David: Oh, okay. All right. - Jocelyn: Okay. 323 00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:44,143 - Mutt: Hi. - Alexis: Hey. 324 00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:51,784 Jocelyn: Ted told me all about your... 325 00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:53,352 Nervous breakdown. 326 00:13:55,055 --> 00:13:57,156 My... my what? 327 00:13:57,157 --> 00:13:59,759 I was at the cafe. He didn't mention any names, 328 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:03,095 but when he said it was someone "precious," I knew. 329 00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:06,933 - Clapper-loader: Slating! - Moira: ...Somehow. 330 00:14:06,934 --> 00:14:08,601 - (Clapperboard claps) - Moira: (Clears throat) - Crystal: Remember to smile. 331 00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:10,770 - All right, get out of there, ladies! - Thank you. 332 00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:12,905 Director: And action! 333 00:14:12,906 --> 00:14:15,775 Hello, I'm Moira Rose. 334 00:14:15,776 --> 00:14:19,478 And if you like fruit wine as much as I do, 335 00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:24,650 discover a winery that pours care and craftsmanship into every glace. 336 00:14:24,651 --> 00:14:27,053 (Gasps) Oh, I'm sorry. 337 00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:30,423 I wanted to say glass, but I... was thinking case. 338 00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:31,858 Director: That was great. Loved it. 339 00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:34,160 Uh, same energy. Back to one. Still rolling. 340 00:14:34,161 --> 00:14:35,862 Crystal: Check your teeth. Yeah. 341 00:14:35,863 --> 00:14:37,430 Director: Outta there, ladies. 342 00:14:37,431 --> 00:14:39,999 Still rolling... And when you're ready- 343 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,534 Moira: Hold on, hold on, hold on! (Clears throat) 344 00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:43,102 Action. 345 00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:45,538 Hello, I'm Moira Rose, 346 00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,840 and if you enjoy flute line as much as- 347 00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:51,010 - Director and crew: (Laughing) - Moira: What? 348 00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,511 Director: Uh... you said "flute line." 349 00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:55,081 Oh. Oh, that is funny. 350 00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:58,017 Director: No problem. Uh... back to ones. 351 00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:00,286 And when you're ready... Action! 352 00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:02,755 Hello, I'm moina rose, and if you Li- 353 00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:04,056 Okay, back to ones. Still rolling. 354 00:15:04,057 --> 00:15:06,058 - Moira: Why? Why? - Director: You said "moina." 355 00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:07,426 - Make-up artist: You sure did. - Moira: Are you sure? 356 00:15:07,427 --> 00:15:09,228 - Director: Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. - Moira: I'm good. 357 00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:10,429 - Director: That's great. All right. - Moira: Please, I'm good. 358 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:11,564 - Director: Get outta there, ladies. - Moira: Please, yes. 359 00:15:11,565 --> 00:15:14,300 Director: And... when you're ready, action! 360 00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:16,535 (Silence, grass crunches underfoot) 361 00:15:19,306 --> 00:15:21,474 Action. 362 00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:22,842 (Birds chirp) 363 00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:25,911 Action? 364 00:15:29,016 --> 00:15:31,150 (Van rumbles to a stop) 365 00:15:35,389 --> 00:15:36,553 Johnny: Well, thanks for the lift, Thomas. 366 00:15:36,554 --> 00:15:38,067 You got it, Mr. Rose. 367 00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:40,110 Voice 1: (Conversation over PA's walkie) Yeah, we're talking to her now. 368 00:15:40,111 --> 00:15:42,028 Voice 2: Where'd she go? 369 00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:45,431 Voice 1: Apparently she just locked herself in the bathroom. 370 00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:47,900 He's gonna pull the plug on the whole thing unless, and I quote, 371 00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:50,670 "that (Bleep) Bitch gets her (Bleep) Ass out of the trailer." 372 00:15:50,671 --> 00:15:52,238 Maybe I should get back in the car? 373 00:15:52,239 --> 00:15:53,906 I'm guessing, yes. 374 00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:02,114 (Car door bangs shut, van rumbles away) 375 00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:05,618 Twyla: Rolling the shoulders back and down, lengthen... 376 00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,420 David: It's just all these feelings of displacement, you know? 377 00:16:07,421 --> 00:16:08,587 - Like I've... - Jocelyn: Yeah... 378 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,356 I think I'm just having a very hard time 379 00:16:10,357 --> 00:16:13,592 adjusting to the overall aesthetic of the town. 380 00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,161 - Jocelyn: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - David: Um... 381 00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:16,829 And it's just running through my head and I've been... 382 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:19,398 Jocelyn: Yeah, lots of talking. Lots of emoting. 383 00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:22,902 That's good, David. Yeah. Um, have you tried sex? 384 00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:25,471 - David: Excuse me? - Jocelyn: Sex puts me right to sleep. 385 00:16:25,472 --> 00:16:29,108 - You should have lots and lots of sex. - David: Ugh... 386 00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:30,576 Twyla: Now, with your partner's help, 387 00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:33,579 send your hips to the back of the barn 388 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:37,950 and partners roll your biceps out and up, 389 00:16:37,951 --> 00:16:40,619 guiding the hips wide and back. 390 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,722 - David: Is everyone doing this? - Jocelyn: Mm-hmm. 391 00:16:42,723 --> 00:16:44,790 - Alexis: Um, how's your back? - Mutt: It's good. 392 00:16:44,791 --> 00:16:46,792 I mean, normally, it's a little tight, but... 393 00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:49,061 Alexis: Yeah, it is. I mean I-I haven't noticed. 394 00:16:49,062 --> 00:16:51,397 I have noticed, I haven't- 395 00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:53,599 I haven't "noticed" noticed, so... (Laughs awkwardly) 396 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,068 - Twyla: How're we doing here? - Alexis: Good. Super good. 397 00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:59,572 Um... this is a very challenging... 398 00:16:59,573 --> 00:17:01,674 Yoga class, Twyla. Thank you. 399 00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:03,743 Twyla: Thanks! Yeah, so just hold Mutt's lower back here 400 00:17:03,744 --> 00:17:05,077 just to support him. 401 00:17:05,078 --> 00:17:06,579 - Alexis: Okay. - Twyla: Good. 402 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,848 Now feel the inner edge of the thigh... 403 00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:11,117 Mm-hmm. 404 00:17:11,118 --> 00:17:13,099 Let's bring it down... Oh, no! 405 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,154 Mutt: Oh! 406 00:17:15,155 --> 00:17:16,542 Twyla: Mutt should support his own thigh. 407 00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,557 Omigod! Omigod! I'm so sorry. 408 00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:20,393 I'm sssso sorry. 409 00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:22,528 It's okay. Yeah. 410 00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:24,230 Wow, I'm so sorry. 411 00:17:24,231 --> 00:17:25,931 (Birds chirp) 412 00:17:30,404 --> 00:17:32,905 (Rattles door handle, knocks on door) 413 00:17:32,906 --> 00:17:35,107 Moira? It's me. 414 00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:36,275 Moira: (Drunkenly) Hi! 415 00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:38,444 Johnny: You okay? 416 00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:42,114 Moira: Yeah... I blew it, Johnny. I blew it big time. 417 00:17:42,115 --> 00:17:43,949 Let me in, sweetheart. 418 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:46,652 Moira: Oh, I don't know how. 419 00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:49,088 There's a knob on the door. 420 00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:53,592 Moira: No, I mean I don't know how to do this anymore! 421 00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:55,828 I'm no good! 422 00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:57,730 (Loud thunk, door pops open) 423 00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,037 How did you open the door? 424 00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,907 I threw a shoe. 425 00:18:07,908 --> 00:18:11,010 (Sips wine, door bangs closed) 426 00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:14,680 This wine is aw-ful! Give me another glass. 427 00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:18,447 Well, I think maybe we've had... Enough wine, sweetheart. 428 00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:20,953 I, I can't feel my tongue. 429 00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:24,557 But I know it's there because I'm talking. 430 00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:27,126 Moira, you should hear what they're saying about you out there. 431 00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:30,461 - You are doing great. - No. No, John. No. 432 00:18:30,462 --> 00:18:34,066 No, John, I ruined it. I ruined everything. 433 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,768 - No, no, you didn't. - I did! 434 00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:39,105 No, sweetheart, I ruined everything. I ruined it. 435 00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:43,642 You did. Why... Why did you ruin everything? 436 00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:46,545 Okay, well, let-let's not focus on me right now. 437 00:18:46,546 --> 00:18:48,114 The important thing is, you've gotta get back up 438 00:18:48,115 --> 00:18:49,615 and you've gotta get out there. 439 00:18:49,616 --> 00:18:53,152 (Whispers) I can't. Can't. 440 00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:57,056 You can! Moira, remember "Sunrise Bay?" 441 00:18:57,057 --> 00:19:00,126 You were drunk most of season three... 442 00:19:00,127 --> 00:19:04,029 And half of season four. 443 00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:06,298 End of season five. 444 00:19:06,299 --> 00:19:09,668 I'll have to take your word for it. 445 00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:11,737 Did I used to have a drinking problem? 446 00:19:11,738 --> 00:19:16,775 The point is, you can do this, Moira. 447 00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:20,179 You're radiant. You're beguiling. 448 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:24,016 You're daytime television's brightest star! 449 00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:26,485 (Makes slapping noises) 450 00:19:26,486 --> 00:19:30,623 All you have to do is go out there and shine. 451 00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:33,092 I'm gonna. 452 00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:35,628 I'm gonna (Bleep) Nail it. 453 00:19:35,629 --> 00:19:37,129 Okay. 454 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:42,668 Twyla: And on a big inhale... 455 00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:46,272 Identify any tension you may be holding. 456 00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:48,941 And on a big exhale, breathe it out. 457 00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:55,781 (Breathes out) I burnt my sausage casserole. 458 00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:58,551 I'm pretty sure I'm really lonely here. 459 00:19:58,552 --> 00:20:00,986 Twyla: Now, with one partner on the ground, 460 00:20:00,987 --> 00:20:03,455 the other comes into a downward dog 461 00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:06,091 with hands on your partner's ankles. 462 00:20:06,092 --> 00:20:09,795 (Partners shift) 463 00:20:09,796 --> 00:20:14,133 David: (Snored inhale) 464 00:20:14,134 --> 00:20:14,768 (Relaxed exhale) 465 00:20:18,188 --> 00:20:20,683 In the lee of a picturesque ridge 466 00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:24,562 lies a small, unpretentious winery, 467 00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:28,733 one that pampers its fruit like its own babies. 468 00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:31,269 (Overly bright) Hi! I'm Moira Rose, 469 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:34,505 and if you love fruit wine as much as I do, 470 00:20:34,506 --> 00:20:36,240 then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship 471 00:20:36,241 --> 00:20:39,911 and quality of a local vintner 472 00:20:39,912 --> 00:20:41,913 who brings the musk melon goodness 473 00:20:41,914 --> 00:20:44,482 to his oak chardonnay, 474 00:20:44,483 --> 00:20:47,685 and the dazzling peach cral-bapple 475 00:20:47,686 --> 00:20:51,456 to his Riesling rioja. 476 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:55,326 Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. 477 00:20:55,327 --> 00:20:58,830 You'll remember the experience and you'll remember the name. 478 00:20:58,831 --> 00:21:00,898 Herb Erfling... ger. 479 00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:02,733 Burt Herngeif. 480 00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:05,303 Irv Herb-blinger. 481 00:21:05,304 --> 00:21:07,572 Bing Livehaanger. 482 00:21:07,573 --> 00:21:10,608 Liveling. Burt Herkurn. 483 00:21:10,609 --> 00:21:13,574 Ban-(Annoyed sigh) Bingo ling-(Bleep)! 484 00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:18,174 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37549

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