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Okey-dokey,
who wants what?
2
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[guys, overlapping]
3
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Yeah, okay,
i'll remember that
4
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For next time, but now,
tuna for everyone.
5
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I'm sure if you made it,
Roseanne, it'll be delicious.
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Cool it, Roger.
7
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Dan doesn't like it when
i'm lied to by other men.
8
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Hey, 20 minutes
till the movie; let's go.
9
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Okay, hold on
because I want you
10
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To wear my coat
with the big pockets
11
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So we can sneak in
our own drinks.
12
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Why don't you
wear it?
13
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Well, they're on
to me.
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I'll be right back.
15
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Well, isn't anyone
going to introduce me?
16
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I sorry. Nancy,
the real world, the real world, Nancy.
17
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Nancy, this is Roger,
a good buddy of mine.
18
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My pleasure.
19
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Wait a minute,
that accent,
20
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You're not from
Lanford, are you?
21
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No, it's true.
22
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I'm not from Lanford,
but as a small boy in london,
23
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I dreamed of one day
seeing its sunny shores.
24
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Know, I tried an accent once,
but it didn't work for me.
25
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People kept asking
if I was wearing a retainer.
26
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I think you've got
a lovely voice.
27
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Thank you.
28
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Well, she's
interesting.
29
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More interesting
than you know.
30
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Yeah, listen,
I don't think
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You're gonna get
anywhere with Nancy.
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You see, she's--
guys, guys...
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Just not in front
of the kid.
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Right.
Let's play cards.
35
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Yeah, sounds good.
All right.
36
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Dan, have you thought
about going in
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On that real estate deal
with me and rog?
38
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Yeah, sounds good, but there's
no way I could do it.
39
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Oh, everybody has that
doubtful little voice inside their head,
40
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But sometimes you
just gotta ignore it.
41
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Well, my little voice
is extremely loud
42
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Come on, Dan, i'm sure
your wife can be persuaded.
43
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Have you tried
talking to her?
44
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I tried, but her hair
was full of snakes
45
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And it just seemed
like a bad time.
46
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Ugh, they're
taking forever.
47
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Entertain me.
48
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Gladly.
49
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All right, i'm in
for 50 cents.
50
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I'll raise you 50 cents.
51
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I'm out.
52
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I'll see that 50
and raise you a dollar.
53
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I think I should let you know
I have no qualms
54
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About taking money
from a girl.
55
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What about from
a woman?
56
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How 'bout from
a little boy?
57
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I'll see that
and raise you a dollar.
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Raise you two.
59
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Raising you five.
60
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Got any more money?
61
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Yeah, I need--
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Raise.
63
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Take it.
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Yes! I won
with a pair of 4s.
65
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Very impressive.
66
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You, me, and lady luck
should take a little trip
67
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to Vegas sometime.
68
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And he could
hold the camera.
69
00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,817
Okay, Nancy,
we're all yours.
70
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You're not going.
71
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She takes my money.
72
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And you, Roseanne,
take my heart.
73
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Open the trophy case, honey,
we got another heart.
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Stay foreign;
it really works for you.
75
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That Nancy reminds me
of my first girlfriend.
76
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Maybe you should
introduce them.
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I don't know, Roger.
78
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I don't think
you're her type.
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Guys, please.
80
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And what kind of guy
does she go for?
81
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The kind that wears a bra.
She's into chicks.
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Deal the cards.
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[laughing]
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[knocking at door]
85
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Hi, Darlene.
86
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I was looking
for your mom.
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Yonder.
88
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So, things are pretty
exciting around school
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With the prom
and everything, huh?
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Did you guys
vote for a theme?
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Yeah, I voted
for "just say 'yes'".
92
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Did it win?
93
00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,902
No, I don't think so.
94
00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,170
Are you guys going?
95
00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,472
Probably not.
96
00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:10,075
You know, a lot of people
are going.
97
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A lot of people that you
wouldn't think are going are going.
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A lot of people who thought
they'd be home that night
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Are actually going.
100
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Pat, i'd like to solve
the puzzle, please.
101
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Charlotte, are you
going to the prom?
102
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Yes! James Carpenter
asked me!
103
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I don't think
I know him.
104
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Oh, well, you know, he's
missed a lot of school lately
105
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Because he's been really
sick, but he's in band.
106
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Not the marching band,
but he sure hopes to be.
107
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That's great.
When did he ask you?
108
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He--he didn't exactly.
109
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His mom had to 'cause
he hasn't gotten his voice back yet.
110
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I gotta go talk
to Roseanne.
111
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I mean, I just can't believe
that i'm going to the prom.
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[squeals, laughs]
113
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[mock squeals]
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Man, it would almost
be worth going
115
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Just to sit there
and laugh at everyone.
116
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You're not serious.
117
00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:05,564
Well, if we really are
going to new york,
118
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This could be our only
chance to go to a prom.
119
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All of our friends
will be there.
120
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David, all of our friends
are in this room.
121
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Well, you know, it doesn't
matter what I like;
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It's your prom.
123
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You know, I think I really
like the yellow.
124
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You do?
125
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You know,
the blue?
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Eh, it's all right.
127
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The pink?
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Oh, yeah, the pink.
Yeah.
129
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I didn't say
I wanted to go.
130
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I just said it might
be interesting.
131
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The only way i'm going
to the prom
132
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Is if I can sit in the rafters
with a bucket of pig's blood.
133
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I gotta get going.
134
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Darlene, you know,
I really hope that you change your mind
135
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Because, well, you can't
be voted prom queen
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Unless you're
at the prom.
137
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You're not helping,
Charlotte.
138
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I'm sorry, it's just
that i'm so excited.
139
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[squealing, laughing]
140
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[mock squeals]
141
00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,792
Darlene, please,
just think about it?
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00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,460
Listen, David.
143
00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:11,530
Let me tell you something
about girls here.
144
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If you really want Darlene
to go to the prom with you,
145
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Then go over there
and ask her properly.
146
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All right.
147
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Darlene, will you please
go to the prom with me?
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[women laughing]
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Forget about it.
150
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What's his problem?
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Ah, well.
152
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Oh, Darlene, this may be hard
for us women to understand,
153
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But sometimes,
a guy, he needs
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To get all gussied up
and go out on the town
155
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So he can show off
his new hat.
156
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Yeah, well,
i'm not going.
157
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It's against everything
I stand for.
158
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Well, you know,
it's not just for David.
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I mean, before I die,
I would like to see
160
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One of my kids go out
that door in a prom dress.
161
00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:06,018
And if it's not you, D.J.'s
gonna be real unhappy.
162
00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,754
I got better stuff
to do with my time.
163
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,357
I'll let you
stay out till 2.
164
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Oh, you gotta
be kidding.
165
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Make it 6
and we'll talk.
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3, but you gotta wear
a dress and let me take a picture of you
167
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In front of the fireplace
and then parade you around
168
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In front of the neighbors.
169
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4:00, dress, one picture,
no parade.
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3:30, picture on fridge.
Deal?
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Deal. But I keep
the negative.
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love is thelove is the
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love is thelove is the
174
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love is thelove is the law
175
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oh, love, love,love, love
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00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,375
love is the law
177
00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:11,383
oh, love, love,love, love
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love is the law
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[saxophone]
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[crowd cheering]
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[slow]
182
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,402
See, this isn't
so bad.
183
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,671
Do you wanna stay
for the rest of prom night?
184
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,607
Well, since it means so much
to you, we could stay.
185
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:11,377
Thank you.
186
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,179
I wanted to surprise you;
I rented a motel room.
187
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,448
I wanted tonight
to be the night.
188
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,317
But, you know,
this is cool too.
189
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:35,367
[high voice]
oh, Ms. Connor, your prom date is here.
190
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:41,106
Oh, don't hate me
because i'm beautiful.
191
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,474
Oh, man,
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00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,543
You dressed like that
in front of the fridge,
193
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,779
I've died
and gone to heaven.
194
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:48,947
Hi, i'm here.
195
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,150
My butt's too big
for this dress.
196
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,385
Oh, you look great.
Doesn't she, Dan?
197
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,688
Dress and butt
in perfect harmony.
198
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,356
Thanks. I'm just not
sure about this.
199
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,058
Does roger know i'm coming?
[doorbell rings]
200
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:02,061
No. It's not like
you're going to be his date or anything.
201
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,164
It's just a whole bunch of us
puttin' on our formal attire
202
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,333
And going out to, like,
celebrate our own prom,
203
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,002
Except for this time,
we're really, really old.
204
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,104
Well, i'm just not sure
i'm ready for it.
205
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,872
Well, we just want
an even number
206
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,641
Of boys and girls, okay?
207
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,143
And Roger's really cool.
He's really nice.
208
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,480
And plus, he sounds
like ringo.
209
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:25,584
And who likes rRngo?
210
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,453
I like Ringo.
211
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,454
[Dan]
Roseanne, Jackie,
212
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,089
Look who's here.
213
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,859
Oh, roger brought
a date.
214
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,864
And roger's date
is Nancy.
215
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:43,535
Nancy and roger are--
are dating.
216
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,903
Hope you don't mind
the tag-along.
217
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,206
Happy prom,
everyone.
218
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:51,110
All I know is heaven must be
missing an angel tonight.
219
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,846
Oh, spread it on
thick, baby.
220
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:59,251
How come you never say
anything neato like that?
221
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:04,089
Baby, somebody whipped up
on you with the pretty stick.
222
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,163
Ah, shut up.
223
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,197
[anne-marie]
hey, Jackie.
224
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,866
I didn't know you
were coming with us.
225
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,067
I'm not.
226
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,369
I'm--I just came over
to do my laundry.
227
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,505
Everything else
was dirty.
228
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:21,807
God, i'm so sorry.
229
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,409
Come on, you'll still
go with us.
230
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,643
No, actually,
it's good.
231
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,879
I'm really not ready
for dating yet.
232
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,814
Are you sure?
Yeah, i'm sure.
233
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,382
Okay, well, i'm glad
you're okay,
234
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,251
'cause, I mean,
i've got to find out
235
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,887
How come Nancy's
going back to men.
236
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:41,026
Nancy, Anne-Marie, a little
hen party in the kitchen!
237
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,066
Wow, Nancy,
what's going on?
238
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,135
I thought you were
our little gay friend.
239
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,370
So?
240
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,373
So, can't you get kicked out
of the club for this?
241
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,908
What? He's--
he's a nice guy
242
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,276
And he worships me.
243
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:01,613
Yeah, but I mean, you know,
he's an outie, not an innie.
244
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,421
You just don't get
how it works.
245
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,290
Please don't label me.
246
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,991
I am a people person.
247
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,999
God, now i'm losing men
to lesbians.
248
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,071
Champagne, ladies?
249
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,107
Thank god you're back.
250
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,910
For the last 45 seconds,
my life lost all meaning.
251
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,145
What are we
celebrating?
252
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,880
I sold a house today.
253
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,783
Made a small fortune;
dinner's on me.
254
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:38,851
[everyone cheering]
255
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,052
That's great.
256
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,121
I really wish you'd
reconsider letting Dan in
257
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,989
On this deal
with us, Roseanne.
258
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,891
Then we'd be
toasting more often.
259
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,559
What deal?
260
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,595
Trust me, Rosie.
It's not for us.
261
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,430
I wanna know.
262
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:55,701
Well, all right.
263
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:59,905
We buy run-down houses cheap,
fix them up ourselves,
264
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:03,375
And then sell them
before the mortgage and taxes are due.
265
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,812
Next time, dan's name
could be on this check.
266
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,848
Oh, man. How come you
didn't tell me about this?
267
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,884
This is perfect for you.
268
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,986
Because I knew
you'd say no.
269
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,589
Oh, right. So now you know
what i'm always gonna say.
270
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,659
Oh, hey, I take $5,000,
I put it into this and I lose it
271
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,127
And you're not gonna be mad?
272
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,697
No, not if it's something
that you really wanna do, Dan.
273
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,532
I mean, all your
moping around and whining
274
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,000
How you wanna
do something special.
275
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,935
And now, something great
like this comes along
276
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,104
And you say no
without even asking me.
277
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:37,276
Come on, guys,
give peace a chance.
278
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,112
Roseanne, I can turn
this down if I want to.
279
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,148
Fine, you can turn it down,
but don't be blaming me
280
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,217
Like, you know, I won't
let you do nothing,
281
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,786
Making everybody think
that your shrew of a wife
282
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,188
Is telling you
what to do
283
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,255
All the time.
284
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,192
On a count of three,
we go for the door.
285
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,860
I'm sorry i've made
everybody in the room
286
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,061
Think that you're
a shrew, Roseanne.
287
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,397
Good thing you were here
to clear your good name.
288
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,466
Oh, they're not thinking
that i'm a shrew;
289
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,234
They're thinking
that you're an idiot.
290
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:06,472
They think i'm an idiot
for marrying a shrew.
291
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,540
Go on.
292
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,677
Isn't that just like you,
starting a big fight on a night
293
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,545
When somebody else
was gonna pay for dinner!
294
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,331
Still?
295
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:41,407
I just can't believe
this is happening.
296
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,008
I'm ready all the time.
297
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,111
I'm--i'm ready
in school.
298
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,081
I'm ready
at the dinner table.
299
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,817
Why can't I be ready
in a motel room?
300
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,987
Don't ask me; i've never
done this before.
301
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,755
Well, neither have I.
302
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,424
Maybe if you'd just
stop pushing me,
303
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,026
It would happen
by itself.
304
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,862
What do you mean
"pushing you"?
305
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,131
Well, Darlene, you just
sprang this on me.
306
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,201
I thought we were just
going to the prom.
307
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,237
You mean you weren't
gonna try to have sex with me tonight?
308
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,574
Yes, I was, but then
I would have been the one who started it.
309
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,710
Okay, fine.
You can start it.
310
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,979
I'll just lie here
and watch tv, and then when you're ready,
311
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,816
Just come on over
and...Start.
312
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,223
[saxophone, on tv]
313
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,759
[sighs]
314
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,042
[cloth movement]
315
00:16:58,651 --> 00:16:59,818
Okay.
316
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,989
Damn it!
317
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,796
Now my arms and legs
are starting to go numb.
318
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:18,537
I'm sorry, David;
I know how much you wanted this to happen.
319
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,172
Darlene, just please
stop talking.
320
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,509
You say anything else,
it might disappear altogether.
321
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,380
How do you think
this makes me feel?
322
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,116
I'm the only thing in
the world that doesn't turn you on.
323
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,020
Come on, you know
that's not it.
324
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:39,191
Well, I don't get it.
I mean, I know you wanna do it.
325
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,226
Maybe you just don't
wanna do it with me.
326
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:45,964
No, no, no.
I'm just--
327
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,099
I'm really scared.
328
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:54,573
I just always figured
that when we did do it,
329
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,208
That you really
wouldn't want to
330
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,944
And that you'd just be
doing it for me,
331
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:01,747
So then, I wouldn't
have to be good.
332
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,751
Well, I just wanted
to be with you.
333
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:08,854
I never expected you
to be good.
334
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,762
I just can't see
how this is happening.
335
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,797
My mom probably put
something in the food.
336
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,464
Whoa, score, and
on the first try.
337
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,207
Is that some sort of slam
about last night?
338
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,244
No, I totally forgot
about last night.
339
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,679
It's like
it never happened.
340
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,913
Oh, that's it.
341
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,482
This conversation's over.
342
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,650
Hey, how was the prom?
343
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,218
Was it everything
you expected?
344
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,386
Not exactly.
345
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,588
Where'd you go after?
Did you go out to the--
346
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,790
We went out driving.
347
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,258
All night?
348
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:23,162
Well, let's see, the prom
ended at about 12:15
349
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,097
And from there we went
over to Sharna's.
350
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,900
And we were there
from about 12:30 until 2,
351
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,336
And then from there
we went to this other party
352
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,905
Over at Suderat's and we
were there till, like, 3.
353
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,940
And then we just had
to take people home,
354
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:38,377
So we didn't get back here
till about 5 of 4.
355
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,080
Wow, you did have
a busy night.
356
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:45,384
Well, it's 3 P.M.,
i'm going in the other room.
357
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,387
I should be there
about 3:01.
358
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:57,763
Hey.
359
00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,598
Did you talk to Darlene
about the prom?
360
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,667
No, what was
the death count?
361
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:04,303
They got in really late
and I was talking to 'em
362
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,904
And they had some
pretty quick answers
363
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,474
About where they'd been
and when and it was prom night,
364
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,210
And I got to thinking about
when you and I were kids,
365
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,213
And I think
they had sex.
366
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,117
Okay.
367
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,685
Well, don't go
crazy, Roseanne.
368
00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:21,987
Let's just stay calm
and we can work it out.
369
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,256
What's there to work out?
They had sex.
370
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,825
Well, great.
Darlene is a woman now.
371
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,761
Good. Maybe she can do
her own laundry.
372
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,996
Don't you want to talk
to Darlene about it?
373
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,965
No, Jackie. I don't even
wanna know about it.
374
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,501
Millions of people's kids
have sex every day and they don't know about it.
375
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,935
How come I have to
know about it?
376
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,137
Well--
377
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,205
No, I mean, how come
I have to know about it?
378
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,540
How come my kids
always make sure
379
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,609
I find out about
every damn thing they do?
380
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,078
I wanna be
in the dark, Jackie.
381
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,379
I wanna walk around
382
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,249
With a great, big,
stupid smile on my face
383
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,718
Like everybody else's parents
in the whole damn world.
384
00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:53,852
Well, maybe they
didn't do it.
385
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,721
Oh, they did it!
386
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,723
Of course they did it.
387
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,259
And you're okay
with that?
388
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,694
No!
389
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,328
But what am I
supposed to do?
390
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,597
I gave her
the birth control speech.
391
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:09,535
She's seen the "how a condom
works" puppet show.
392
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,137
David's a good kid
and he really cares about her
393
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:13,772
And at least he washes.
394
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,575
I know that because
I do his towels.
395
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,210
I can't believe how well
you're taking it.
396
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,145
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
397
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,648
Yeah, soon as D.J.'s
old enough to do it,
398
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,917
Him and his girlfriend,
they'll be doin' it right there
399
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,952
On the other end of the couch
while i'm sittin'
400
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,554
On the other end
just watching tv
401
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,856
And I won't even notice
a damn thing.
402
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,668
Hey.
403
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:43,836
I've been to the store.
404
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,205
I've purchased
ice cream and beer.
405
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:50,275
Oh, perfect.
We can make floats.
406
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:53,779
So, are we
making up now?
407
00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:56,248
Nope, we're celebrating.
408
00:21:56,316 --> 00:22:01,487
I went into business
with Roger, put in $5,000.
409
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,888
Where'd you get $5,000?
410
00:22:02,956 --> 00:22:04,189
[gasps]
411
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:07,793
You finally took all them
empty pop bottles back.
412
00:22:07,861 --> 00:22:11,296
Nope. Lumber yard gave me
five grand worth of credit.
413
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,433
The conners are now the proud
owner of a depressed property.
414
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,836
Wow, great.
Now we got a set.
415
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,839
I'm kinda nervous
about this, honey.
416
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,709
I hope you're making me
do the right thing.
417
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,913
I really think
it's gonna be good.
418
00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:29,848
Yeah, me too.
419
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,917
So, what else has been
going on around here?
420
00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:33,452
Did I miss anything?
421
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:40,693
Nope, same old,
same old.
422
00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:50,469
[kissing sounds]
423
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,571
[David]
Darlene, I really appreciate you
424
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,506
Being so understanding
about last time.
425
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,975
[Darlene]
it's okay, David. I love you.
426
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,244
[David]
I love you, too.
427
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,747
[Darlene]
so, are we ready to have sex?
428
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,520
[David]
I think I just did.
429
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:13,120
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