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[Ball bouncing]
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This happens every time
those two guys have a sleep-over.
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D.J., quit bouncing
that ball!
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[Bouncing stops]
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[Bouncing]
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You, too, Todd!
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[Bouncing stops]
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[Thump thump
thump thump]
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Now, see,
you didn't tell them
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Not to jump up and down
on the bed.
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Dan, go up there.
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It's your turn.
I Went last time.
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All right.
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I guess
if they don't listen to reason,
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They're sure going
to listen to me.
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Now, listen up!
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There will be no talking,
no giggling or laughing,
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No playing music,
no singing,
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No animal noises,
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No doing whatever the hell
you were doing
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When you were making
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That peg-leg
kind of thumping noise,
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No bird calls,
no bouncing the ball,
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And no jumping on the bed,
or I'm coming up there!
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Now, go to sleep!
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Ohh...
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That ought to cover it.
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Ohh...god, I'm going to
be so tired tomorrow,
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I won't be able to think.
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Yeah. Me, too,
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But luckily,
I'll be at work.
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[Belch]
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Did I say
no burping?
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I don't think so.
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Loophole.
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You can't think
of everything, dear.
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Dan, come on.
It's your turn now.
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O.k.
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[Belch]
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Come on, Roseanne,
look at this counter.
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You know, you're right.
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That's it.
I Give up.
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You're fired.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
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Hey,
I'm not kidding, Roseanne.
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I am the boss,
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And you're the help.
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If you
can't accept that,
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I can call security,
and they'll escort you out.
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O.k.
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I'll clean the counter,
adolf.
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That's better.
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God, I really hate
having to suck up like that.
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Yeah.
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Ever since he
broke up with Steven,
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He's such a crab.
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I know something
you don't know
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What? Tell me.
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Well, yesterday while
Leon was at work,
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Steven brought a truck
to his house,
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Took all the furniture
and his entire cd collection.
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No way.
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I swear. I heard him
on the phone.
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I mean,
he's really hurting.
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I think I'll be
nicer to him today.
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Oh, you're on your own.
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Roseanne?
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Hi, Kathy.
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Sorry to bother you
at work.
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This is about Todd.
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My son's
exhausted today.
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You knew his bedtime
was 9:00.
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Yeah. I got your memo,
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You know, that he's
allergic to strawberries
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And he can't sleep
on polyester
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And he's a-b positive.
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A-b negative,
Roseanne.
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You could have
killed him.
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I'm exhausted.
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Why don't you just
tell me my punishment,
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And then we'll move on?
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When I tell Todd
to go to sleep, he goes to sleep.
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Gee, the boys were planning
another sleep-over tonight.
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Since you're so good
at putting people to sleep,
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Why don't you take them?
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Fine.
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Send D.J. Over
after dinner.
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Great.
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Goodbye, Roseanne.
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Ciao.
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You'll be watching
the sunrise.
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Who was that?
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That is my lovely neighbor.
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Oh, the ice-pop
lady, eh?
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Frozen solid
with a great big stick up her butt.
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He's baaaack
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Stop it.
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Look, I just got word
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That upper management,
in its infinite wisdom,
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Has decided
to use our funky little luncheonette
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For part
of some ill-conceived TV commercial.
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Cool. We're
going to be on TV?
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Oh, no.
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I could
be wrong here,
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But I'm guessing
the waitresses
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Will be played
by friendly, courteous types
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Who don't wander off
to nap in the mattress department.
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Meanwhile,
this whole place has to be scrubbed
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From top to bottom
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Per the orders
of my weaselly little boss.
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Oh, he's got one
of them, too, huh?
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They'll be filming people
eating in this area,
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So I want all these
booths scrubbed down.
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Are they paying
these people to sit and eat?
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Mm-hmm.
$50 For the day.
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Hey, I'll take
a table for six.
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I have no control
over this, Roseanne.
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No, but you could
put in a good word.
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Perhaps.
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But why?
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Because, um,
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Maybe I'll go out
and buy you
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A brand-new
liza minnelli cd.
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Wait a minute.
What do you know?
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I know about heartache.
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This is such a joke.
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We go to the mall on saturday
sit around pretending we like lousy food?
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What's your problem?
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We've been
rehearsing for this all our lives.
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It's a lie.
It's demeaning.
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It represents
everything I hate.
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Then why
are you doing it?
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Money.
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Not me.
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It's in my blood.
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Hiya, friends.
Discount Dan here for Rodbell's.
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If you're like me--
born to shop--
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You'll appreciate
the convenience and value
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Of dining
at Rodbell's,
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Where, "there's
always something under the gravy."
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Hey!
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Ho. Must be my ride
to hollywood.
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Morning, Dan.
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Hey, jerry.
Want some coffee?
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I'm taking
the boys to school.
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D.J.!
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No, he spent the night
at my house, Dan.
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Right. Right.
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I'd better
get going, too.
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Are you coming,
Darlene?
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Yeah.
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Hey, mr. Bowman,
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I heard you and Mrs.. Bowman
screaming last night.
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Way to stand
your ground.
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Very impressive.
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So I guess the whole
block heard us, huh?
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Nothing to be
embarrassed about, jer.
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When you said, "we ain't
moving back to Chicago, and that's final,"
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Men all over
the neighborhood
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Took a little bit more
of the blanket.
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Really?
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To be honest,
I didn't think you had it in you.
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To be honest,
we're moving back to Chicago.
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Jerry, jerry, jerry,
why?
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Wellman's in big trouble--
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Big cutbacks in management.
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My job's one of
the first to go.
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Man, I'm sorry
to hear that.
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Yeah, well,
it happens.
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Couldn't you find
something else here?
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Probably not
for the money I was making.
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It's o.k.
A job's waiting in Chicago.
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What kind of job?
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It's like a...
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Like a son-in-law job.
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Jerry, jerry, jerry,
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It's not gonna say that
on your parking space, is it?
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I just wanted to
let you know.
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We'll be
selling the house,
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And Kathy asked me
to ask you if you could...
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If you could, uh...
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Clean up your yard.
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Sure, buddy.
You got it.
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I'm going to
miss you, jer.
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Same here, Dan.
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What's really tough
is separating Todd and D.J.
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Those kids get along
so great together.
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Yeah.
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It was nice
D.J. Having a friend
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The rest of us
could see.
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Here comes your
sister, ask her.
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No way.
You ask her.
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You ask her.
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What do you geeks
want to know?
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What's a virgin?
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You in 40 years.
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O.k., o.k.
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Everybody excited about
the commercial today?
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Me, too.
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Guys...
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What are you doing?
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Chewing.
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What about you, Dan?
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I'm a little
ahead of you, dear. I just swallowed.
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Well, you're supposed
to be eating
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In the commercial today.
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If you ruin
your appetites now,
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You'll never
be able to eat on camera.
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Is that so?
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I can't wait to
go back to Chicago
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And leave
stupid Lanford.
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Lanford's not stupid.
Chicago's stupid.
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It is not.
Chicago's got everything.
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Does not.
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Does, too.
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There's a park
near my house
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Better than
anything here.
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You're going to
have to join a gang.
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No way.
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And my friends
have better games.
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Then go play
with them.
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Hey.
Give me that.
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No.
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Then I'm leaving.
Good.
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I mean it.
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It's getting
really ugly in there.
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The way Todd
yaks about Chicago,
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I wouldn't play
with him, either.
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Oh, Todd's
a nice boy, though.
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He's good
for D.J., too.
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Since they've been
playing together,
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The squirrel population
has doubled.
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I'm so glad we're
moving away from you.
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You're only moving
to Chicago
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'Cause your mom
needs an operation.
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She does n0t.
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She does, too.
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My mom said she's
having a big stick
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Taken out of her butt.
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Like looking in
a mirror, ain't it?
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Check the high heels
on barbarella over there.
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Yeah. She steps on
one moist carrot...
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And her bony butt's
going to slide
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All the way
to garden supplies.
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Look at the cashier
and her customer.
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Oh, yeah, who,
stephen and sharon stunning there?
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Yeah,
they look real.
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Right.
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Deej, isn't this fun?
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No.
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You know, buddy,
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Maybe Todd's
scared about moving to Chicago,
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And he's trying to
be tough about it.
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I don't care.
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Ohh...
He's still upset?
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Yeah.
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He didn't
even want to measure his head
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In the shoe
department.
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Hi, beck.
Where's Darlene?
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They said she couldn't
be in the commercial dressed like death.
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00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,901
She go home?
263
00:13:39,901 --> 00:13:41,067
Not yet.
264
00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,400
Shut up.
265
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,400
Why, Darlene,
you look--
266
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,467
Shut up.
267
00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:00,567
Oh, come on.
It's not so--
268
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:01,934
Shut up.
269
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:11,267
O.k. What do you
want us to do?
270
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,434
Just sit here
and smile.
271
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:18,067
So, what do
you think?
272
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,934
Uh, yeah.
I think so.
273
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:21,767
You sure
they look right?
274
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:24,200
Well, let me get
a second opinion.
275
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,434
Leon, come over here.
276
00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:28,434
We're looking
at this family here.
277
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,300
Sorry. I'll get
rid of them.
278
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,400
No, no.
279
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,200
We're thinking
of using them
280
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,434
As the average
family.
281
00:14:35,434 --> 00:14:38,434
Well, aren't they
a bit too...
282
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:41,300
Swap-meet
for Rodbell's?
283
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,934
Oh, no, no, no.
284
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:44,634
Believe me,
it's perfect.
285
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,100
This is what
america's coming to.
286
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,934
Wow.
287
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,834
That's the family.
288
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:56,167
We're going to be
on TV, Dan.
289
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,601
Hi. I'm ken.
I'm the director.
290
00:14:58,601 --> 00:14:59,634
Hi, ken.
291
00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:02,267
I want you people
just to sit here.
292
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:04,968
We'll run through it once.
Just be yourselves, o.k.?
293
00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:06,467
Can do, Kenny.
294
00:15:08,634 --> 00:15:10,734
Dad, you're being
such a doofus.
295
00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:12,234
Back off, heidi.
296
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:17,100
This is a rehearsal.
And...action.
297
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,133
O.k. You're walking,
and we're singing,
298
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,601
Shop well
at Rodbell's
299
00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:23,868
O.k., girls,
bigger smiles, walk faster.
300
00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:24,868
Good.
301
00:15:24,868 --> 00:15:26,868
O.k., you bring in
the food.
302
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:28,367
Mom loves it
303
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:29,467
And dad...
304
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,033
The girl eats
a french fry.
305
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,467
The other one
is sipping.
306
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:36,968
The boy steals
a french fry.
307
00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:39,968
And...we're...out.
308
00:15:39,968 --> 00:15:42,734
O.k. Let's take it
from the top.
309
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,033
Jackie, you have to
come sit with us.
310
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,901
Well, they said
to sit here.
311
00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:52,868
I'm the star
of the commercial.
312
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,934
If I want you
to sit with us,
313
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:56,968
You'll sit with us.
314
00:15:56,968 --> 00:15:58,200
O.k. Great.
315
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:01,701
Now, what
am I playing?
316
00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:02,767
The aunt.
317
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,467
The aunt.
318
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:07,234
O.k.
319
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:14,000
Why are there two
mothers at this table?
320
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,801
Oh, uh,
she's the aunt.
321
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,834
I don't want
an aunt.
322
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,734
O.k. We'll lose her.
323
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:21,400
Hey...
324
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,000
Am I wrong?
The new mother's better?
325
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,400
You're nuts.
326
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:29,067
And more likable?
327
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,501
Let's keep the nicer,
thinner mom.
328
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:36,300
Stick the other one
around the back somewhere.
329
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,801
Come with me, ma'am.
330
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:43,467
Well, I want to be
in the commercial.
331
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,300
Doesn't matter
where you are.
332
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,234
Everybody makes
the same 50 bucks.
333
00:16:47,234 --> 00:16:49,033
50 Bucks?
50 Bucks?
334
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,334
You told me 15.
335
00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:53,667
I'm only getting 40.
336
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,934
You're getting 40?
337
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:57,934
Well, I was
putting the money away for college.
338
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,133
Take a hike,
aunt Roseanne.
339
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,801
I don't believe it.
340
00:17:03,801 --> 00:17:06,467
You guys are going to
sit there and smile
341
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:08,968
And pretend
that I'm not your mother?
342
00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:28,067
Said goodbye to jerry.
343
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,400
He gave me his keys
344
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,167
So I can watch his house
till they sell it.
345
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:34,834
All right. Finally,
my own bedroom.
346
00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:38,434
Deej,
why don't you see
347
00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:41,000
If you can help Todd
finish packing?
348
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,667
I don't wanna.
349
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,467
Oh, go on. He's
your best friend.
350
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:46,901
He is not.
351
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,567
Yes, he is.
352
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,801
You'll be mad
at yourself if you don't say goodbye.
353
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:53,000
I don't care.
354
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,534
He's going to be
just miserable the next couple of days.
355
00:17:58,534 --> 00:18:01,968
Well, luckily he's
in the right house.
356
00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:04,901
Hey! The commercial's on
in the next half hour.
357
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:06,634
Kids,
come on down!
358
00:18:06,634 --> 00:18:08,734
Why not watch
at your house?
359
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:11,701
'Cause I want to
watch here with my husband
360
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:14,100
And my children.
361
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,467
You're hilarious.
362
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:18,100
Come on, Roseanne.
It's been two weeks.
363
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:21,367
Everybody else
let it drop. Can't you?
364
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,100
Come on.
365
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,667
O.k.
366
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,367
It's not like
I'd ever win an emmy.
367
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:30,868
Well, there you go.
368
00:18:32,534 --> 00:18:34,000
Hello...
369
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,701
I, Uh, knocked,
370
00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:37,801
But I guess
nobody heard.
371
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:39,367
Hi, Kathy.
372
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:42,801
Todd has come
to say goodbye.
373
00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:44,734
Come on, D.J.
374
00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:46,167
I don't wanna.
375
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,434
Oh, just come on.
376
00:18:47,434 --> 00:18:48,501
No.
377
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,033
Todd...
378
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,801
No.
379
00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:03,968
D.J., don't you have
something to say to Todd?
380
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:07,968
Todd, tell D.J.
How much you're going to miss him.
381
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:16,200
Todd, D.J. Is just
upset right now,
382
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,601
But he wants you to know
383
00:19:18,601 --> 00:19:21,601
That you're welcome
to come visit us anytime.
384
00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:24,667
Well, D.J., the same
goes for you.
385
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:30,367
You're welcome
anytime as soon as we're settled in...
386
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:31,801
And...
387
00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:34,667
After my operation.
388
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:49,667
Um, Todd...
389
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,734
D.J. Wants you to know
390
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:55,734
That he's really sorry
that he told you some of the stuff
391
00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:58,934
That his mom
kind of wishes that she didn't say.
392
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,667
Well, then, D.J...
393
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:16,167
Todd wishes
that his mother had invited your mother
394
00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:22,434
Over for...coffee
or...something...
395
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:23,701
Sometime.
396
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:28,434
Well, D.J.
Would have liked that.
397
00:20:31,634 --> 00:20:34,300
Have fun in Chicago.
398
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,968
Thanks.
399
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,467
See ya.
400
00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:39,133
Yeah. See ya.
401
00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:40,968
Oh, I almost forgot.
402
00:20:40,968 --> 00:20:45,968
Here's
Becky's diary. It was really good.
403
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:46,968
Told you.
404
00:20:50,634 --> 00:20:53,167
Well...
405
00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:56,934
I hope you like
your next neighbor.
406
00:20:56,934 --> 00:20:58,167
You, too.
407
00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:01,801
Come on, Todd.
408
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,100
Goodbye, everybody.
409
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,267
Bye, Todd.
So long, Todd.
410
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,834
It's on. It's on.
411
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:17,601
* Shop well at Rodbell's *
412
00:21:17,601 --> 00:21:22,567
* Shop well at Rodbell's *
413
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:23,901
She'll love the fashions.
414
00:21:23,901 --> 00:21:25,133
He'll love the hardware.
415
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:26,868
You'll both love
our new lower prices.
416
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,801
And everyone loves
our snack shop...
417
00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:31,200
Here comes us.
Here comes us.
418
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,467
Especially the kiddies.
419
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,367
Rodbell's. It's what
america's coming to.
420
00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:42,367
* Shop well at Rodbell's **
421
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,434
Oh, my god.
422
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,434
Man, I'm glad I ain't
her mother.
423
00:22:00,901 --> 00:22:04,334
So, Steven stuck you
with $300 worth of parking tickets?
424
00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:07,834
Yeah, but you can't
let it get to you.
425
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:10,334
Or you'll turn into
a bitter person.
426
00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:12,334
What if you start off
that way?
427
00:22:12,334 --> 00:22:14,400
I love your sense
of humor.
428
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,200
Let's call it
a day.
429
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,400
You said we had to fill
these napkin dispensers.
430
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,934
It'll wait till tomorrow.
Can't it?
431
00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:27,601
What do you think?
432
00:22:27,601 --> 00:22:32,234
I don't know,
but I like him better than the old boss.
433
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,567
Hello.
434
00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:37,534
You're that director guy.
Why are you here?
435
00:22:38,801 --> 00:22:39,968
Hi, Kenny.
436
00:22:39,968 --> 00:22:41,400
Ready to go?
437
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,300
Oh, you bet.
438
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,234
Well, night, ladies.
439
00:22:45,234 --> 00:22:46,234
Good night.
440
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:48,667
Good night.
441
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:52,067
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