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I can't believe we
still haven't told them.
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I guess it just was
never the right time.
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Well, I guess we're simply out of time.
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(phone rings)
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- You're on with Schmidt and Cece.
- Ruth's on!
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JESS: Hey, you're on with
Jess and Nick. I'm patching in
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Winston, Aly and Dan Bill.
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Are we really calling him Dan Bill?
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It sounds like a weird
town in Connecticut.
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It's their child. Their
mistake to make, okay?
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- (Muzak playing)
- Mm. That's a nice touch.
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CECE: Yeah, good vibe, good vibe.
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- Hella?
- JESS: It's Jess and Nick.
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- I'm patching in Schmidt, Cece and Ruth.
- (beeps)
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Cece, Schmidt and Ruth,
you're on with Jess, Nick,
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Winston, Aly and Dan Bill.
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- Hey, Jess, Nick, Dan Bill...
- Hey, Winston, Dan Bill...
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- Winston and Aly.
- Jess and Nick.
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Who are these people?
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Hey, Schmidt, Cece, Ruth, Jess and Nick.
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JESS: Guys, I only have the strength
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to say this once.
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Here I go.
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Oh, God, how do I put this into words?
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Okay, make it quick, 'cause
my phone is at four percent,
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and Ruth has turned my charger
into a very sensible belt.
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Schmidt, just switch your phone
to low battery mode.
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It really lengthens battery life.
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How do you do that? Walk me through it.
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- Go to Utilities.
- No, no, Settings. Go to Settings.
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Okay, well, I'm-I'm in Settings.
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- Guys, please...
- Oh, shoot. Now I'm at three percent.
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I have something important to say!
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WINSTON: And then, uh,
open your Control Center.
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- Battery. Select Battery.
- Enough!
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- Oh, no, I got it.
- Jess has something really important
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to say, so everybody shut up!
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Jess, go ahead.
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(groans)
I can't tell you this over the phone.
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Get over here before it's too late.
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She can tell you, she
can tell you. Go ahead.
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- Bye.
- Oh! What a waste of...
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Good job.
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- What is it?
- You're getting divorced?
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Well, that lasted a month.
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What? No! Jess, go ahead.
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I hate to be the bearer
of truly terrible news...
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Jess, can you please
tell us? I'm so scared.
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You should be. This is...
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(sighs) this is life-changing stuff.
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Brace yourselves.
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Nick and I are...
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moving out of the loft.
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- That's it?
- Okay.
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SCHMIDT: That's what
you called us here for?
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Why do you always think like a character
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- in The Baby-Sitters Club?
- (Cece sighs)
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Okay, okay, you guys process this
however you need to.
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You're probably wondering
why we would ever move out
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- in the first place.
- Yeah, honey, you should've moved out
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when the elevator
plunged into the basement
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- and killed the mailman.
- We got an eviction notice.
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They're kicking us out in 24 hours.
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Some evil company called Engram
Pattersky Management Group
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bought the building.
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Yeah, they're kicking us out on our...
"too-tookuses."
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You trying to say "tuchases"?
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"Tuchaseses."
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- "Tuchas"?
- "Tookases."
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Luckily, Nick and I found
a very nice two-bedroom
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with a lovely reading
nook. That doesn't matter.
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The point is, we're moving out tomorrow,
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and I know how much this
place means to you guys, so...
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whatever you're thinking or feeling,
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I want you to get it out.
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So whoever wants to go first...
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Okay, I don't think
you guys fully heard me.
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(chuckles) So I'm gonna say it again.
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Nick and I are m...
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...moving out of the loft.
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Okay, if you're moving out tomorrow,
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why have you not packed yet?
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Don't packing-shame us!
We're well on our way.
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We got four boxes right there.
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I ran out of tape, so
I started using glue.
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We'll see how it holds up.
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Cool. Anyway, uh, I'm taking off.
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Hey, let me know when
you have the housewarming
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for your new place.
I'll bring the succulents.
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You never brought us
succulents. We love succulents.
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Ah, you got me. I don't
know what a succulent is.
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I just said that so I can get
the hell out of here. (chuckles)
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But I really do got
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to get going. It's my
turn to nurse the baby.
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- How does he...
- It's a whole thing.
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Wow, you guys are in so
much denial. You're so upset
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by this news that you're
distracting yourself
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with nonsense like-like
succulents and newborn babies.
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Uh, we left Ruth with our
neighbor's stepson, Yonk,
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so we're gonna go.
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CECE: Yeah, honey, we're
not in denial, okay?
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We've just done everything
we need to do in this loft.
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We're ready to say good-bye.
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Right. Right. Yeah.
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Yeah, Cece, you're right.
You're totally right. You're all...
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totally right.
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Or are you wrong?!
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Nobody leaves until we
celebrate this place!
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(groaning)
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Okay? So call your sitters,
call your babies,
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get all your affairs in order.
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I'm gonna go open a
bottle of wine. Pink okay?
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Well, I guess I'll call Yonk
and tell him to get cozy.
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- (groans)
- Ugh, I can hear Yonk now.
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(with accent):
"Mr. Schmidt, I got thirsty.
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I drank all your coconut water."
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Freakin' Yonk.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Okay, why are we hiding in your office?
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Because, guys, look, I love my wife.
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You guys know that I love my
wife. But she's clearly going
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through something about us
leaving the loft. It's like...
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it's like she's having a really
hard time getting her mouth
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around the sandwich,
do you know what I mean?
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If you guys want to get out
of here, which I know you do,
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then you will laugh when she says laugh,
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you will cry when she says cry,
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and in between, we're gonna pack.
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I really miss the old days
when I would just drop in
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every now and then and pick
up a suitcase or something.
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I only have the moving
truck for 24 hours.
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If I go one minute over,
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those bastards will charge
me for a whole nother day.
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If you get a whole nother day,
might as well get a second week.
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You get a second week, you
might as well buy the truck,
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'cause you're livin' in it,
Charlie! You live in a mo...
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The point I'm trying to make
is we need to pack right now.
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I love packing.
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You wouldn't believe how good I am
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at fitting multiple
things into small spaces.
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- I'm a bento box boy.
- (chuckling)
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- What's in that box?
- What?
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What's the box that
says "gross stuff," man?
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Jessica's underpants.
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SCHMIDT: You have
Jess's panties in a box?
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Well, while I'm delighted
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that you have a box...
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labeled "gross stuff" of your wife's...
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undergarments, uh,
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I also feel like you may be lying to me.
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JESS: Yoo-hoo, guys! Yoo-hoo!
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Yoo-frickin'-hoo!
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Just remember, if you want to
get out of here, play along.
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♪ ♪
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Behold!
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Objects from your past to
make you remember and...
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Oh, God, the chair is
still spinning. Oh, my God.
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You guys, I'm on a dolly.
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I'm on a greased up dolly,
and I'm holding fire.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys...
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If we scatter now, one of us can get out
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and bring help for the rest.
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Take in the memories.
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Let these objects be the milkshake
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that bring your memory
boys to the emotion yard.
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- I swore we threw all this stuff away.
- Wow, I can't believe you
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- saved all this stuff. How cool is that?
- But we're really happy it's back.
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- We're all really happy. Thank you.
- Yeah.
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I knew you guys needed to say good-bye.
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(chuckles) Isn't it
amazing how easy it is
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to do the right thing when
you have no other alternative?
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Totally. (chuckles)
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Like this.
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Ah, the old loft candy dish.
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(inhales deeply)
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That's the cast from
when I broke my penis.
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(screams) Shut up!
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You know, most people
wouldn't want to revisit
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some of the more painful
moments in their lives, but,
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you know what, Jess, thank
you for this, 'cause I do.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, Schmidt, you take that.
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- (stammers)
- You're gonna want it.
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Honestly, it's your
penis. You earned it.
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- Put it in your purse.
- Excuse me?
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- Go put it in your purse.
- I am not putting it in my purse.
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- Please, Cece, just put it in your purse.
- I am not gonna go put it...
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- We'll just leave it here.
- We'll put it right there.
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Remember this?
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- NICK: Oh! Looks just like us!
- (Cece laughs)
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- We always pose like that.
- Can we talk about those skin tones?
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Oh, Nick, this one is so special.
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- WINSTON: Wow.
- The wand I used to fix the, uh,
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garbage disposal. That one time.
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(voice breaking):
Did we find the garbage wand
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or did the garbage wand find us?
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I remember the day I
found it. I thought,
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"Free stick."
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- Ha!
- Then I brought it home,
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and it fit into the sink hole.
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- Mm.
- And somewhere along
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the way, it fixed my heart hole.
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- It fixed your heart hole?
- So, thank you, stick.
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- SCHMIDT: Okay.
- CECE: I have a tear.
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- WINSTON: That about sums it up.
- Yeah.
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Jess, I will never,
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ever forget the night
that you brought us
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all together to show us
a bunch of our old trash.
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- CECE: We should let you pack.
- Okay.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so...
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- No!
- Huh?
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No one's going anywhere.
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We're gonna do all
the things in the loft
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that we haven't done before.
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- Like what?
- (scoffs)
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I can't believe we've
never all stood out
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on the balcony together.
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You know who else
liked balconies? Hitler.
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Let's go inside. Let's do more things.
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I can't believe you've
never cleaned the oven, Cece.
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I think, I think if we just do this,
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and this, and turn it up real high...
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I heard that that could work.
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Yeah. What else should we do?
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We could all just pack
and move Jess and I
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out of the loft; we've never done that.
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It's a joke. It's a
joke for sentimentals.
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- It's a sentimental joke.
- Oh. I know.
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Th-This is a big one.
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You know, I've never
looked around the corner,
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in the hallway past the bathroom.
Like, what's over there?
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Oh my God, what is over there?
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- What is over there?
- Yeah.
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- Whose team are you on?
- I play for myself.
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It's just a wall.
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My turn. Cece and I
need to use the urinals.
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Follow me.
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Oh, n-n-no, no, no, no, no.
239
00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,265
You just opened Pantera's box.
240
00:08:40,334 --> 00:08:42,077
We do not have time for this right now.
241
00:08:42,132 --> 00:08:43,777
We will get in...
242
00:08:52,376 --> 00:08:53,612
Peppermint lotion?
243
00:08:53,681 --> 00:08:56,014
It's for your feet.
244
00:08:57,584 --> 00:08:59,117
Yay. I love it.
245
00:08:59,186 --> 00:09:00,585
I knew it!
246
00:09:00,654 --> 00:09:02,687
- Nailed it.
- Great gift.
247
00:09:02,756 --> 00:09:03,938
Oh, I'm gonna get you one every year.
248
00:09:03,963 --> 00:09:05,524
And we're gonna be best friends forever.
249
00:09:05,592 --> 00:09:06,791
I just met you, like, a week ago.
250
00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,428
Uh, just 'cause it says "peppermint,"
251
00:09:09,496 --> 00:09:11,096
non-edible.
252
00:09:11,165 --> 00:09:13,598
I never would have
thought to eat this lotion.
253
00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,934
Nicholas, I have been
giving you that lotion
254
00:09:16,002 --> 00:09:18,258
- every year since we met.
- I know.
255
00:09:18,313 --> 00:09:21,105
I wanted you to experience
soft feet for once in your life,
256
00:09:21,174 --> 00:09:24,633
- and you... and you lied to me.
- What did you want me to do?
257
00:09:24,688 --> 00:09:26,962
I had just met you when
you first gave it to me.
258
00:09:27,032 --> 00:09:29,947
Then you actually gave me the
lotion again the following year.
259
00:09:30,015 --> 00:09:32,616
And the lie got on top of me.
And now I got all these bottles
260
00:09:32,685 --> 00:09:34,452
of lotion and I don't even
know how to do this stuff.
261
00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,753
You don't know how to "do" foot lotion?
262
00:09:36,822 --> 00:09:38,722
What if I put it on and my feet get...
263
00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:41,292
I don't know, too wet and creamy?
264
00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,961
Has everything been a lie?
Has this whole relationship...?
265
00:09:44,029 --> 00:09:45,662
Don't call it a relationship,
it's a friendship.
266
00:09:45,731 --> 00:09:48,198
Don't belittle what we have
by calling it a friendship.
267
00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:50,441
- No, please.
- Oh, we don't love each other in Chicago.
268
00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:51,802
We're just friends.
269
00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:54,137
Please, just get over
this and help me pack.
270
00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:55,739
Sure. You've lied to me for years,
271
00:09:55,808 --> 00:09:57,975
but let's just ignore
it so I can help you pack
272
00:09:58,043 --> 00:09:59,476
while humoring your wife
273
00:09:59,544 --> 00:10:01,478
- pretending to care.
- JESS: What?
274
00:10:02,914 --> 00:10:04,914
You guys were humoring me?
275
00:10:04,983 --> 00:10:08,017
Nick, you told everyone
to pretend to care?
276
00:10:08,086 --> 00:10:10,886
Jess, it's not about
that. It's about the truck.
277
00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:12,989
I didn't want to go a
minute over the 24 hours,
278
00:10:13,057 --> 00:10:15,057
because then I, you know, I
need to pay for a second day.
279
00:10:15,127 --> 00:10:16,726
Jess.
280
00:10:16,794 --> 00:10:18,995
Wait, Jess. I'm sorry.
281
00:10:19,063 --> 00:10:22,331
You guys were just
playing along with this?
282
00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:25,701
I thought you were just
starting to feel something.
283
00:10:25,770 --> 00:10:29,866
Wait. Am I the one who's in
denial about leaving this place?
284
00:10:29,944 --> 00:10:32,708
Ugh, you sweet, goblin-eyed dum-dum.
285
00:10:32,777 --> 00:10:33,843
CECE: Babe, I think the rest of us
286
00:10:33,911 --> 00:10:36,011
have already made peace with this.
287
00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:37,779
No, I get it.
288
00:10:37,848 --> 00:10:39,515
I'm not mad. I just...
289
00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:42,017
People live together in
apartments all the time.
290
00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:44,520
And you guys have lives and kids.
291
00:10:44,588 --> 00:10:47,022
And this is just a place.
292
00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:49,724
But to me, this is the
place where I met all of you.
293
00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,026
- And that's...
- (sighs)
294
00:10:51,094 --> 00:10:53,361
...that's the best thing that...
295
00:10:53,429 --> 00:10:55,196
that ever happened to me, so...
296
00:10:56,099 --> 00:10:58,199
Consider yourselves freed.
297
00:10:59,602 --> 00:11:01,810
The lock never really worked, anyway.
298
00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,075
Put that down.
299
00:11:08,144 --> 00:11:09,877
We are not going anywhere.
300
00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:12,277
Yeah, we're gonna say good-bye all day.
301
00:11:12,308 --> 00:11:13,410
All day.
302
00:11:13,434 --> 00:11:14,931
- All day!
- What?
303
00:11:14,956 --> 00:11:16,377
- That's not it.
- You don't say it like that.
304
00:11:16,402 --> 00:11:17,931
It's like, all day.
305
00:11:17,956 --> 00:11:19,252
- All...
- All day!
306
00:11:19,277 --> 00:11:21,778
Guys, second day
307
00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:25,135
- of a moving truck on me.
- CECE: There we go.
308
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,348
- SCHMIDT: That's a big step.
- Thank you.
309
00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:28,284
But I'm not doing the insurance.
I won't do it. I can't do it.
310
00:11:28,352 --> 00:11:30,058
- It's a rip-off. It's a freakin' rip-off.
- Chill, chill, bro.
311
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,333
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
312
00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:34,023
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
313
00:11:34,091 --> 00:11:37,028
♪ It's your favorite bitch, Jess ♪
314
00:11:37,091 --> 00:11:39,528
♪ Hang on to your privates 'cause I'm ♪
315
00:11:39,596 --> 00:11:41,697
♪ On emotional fy-ahh ♪
316
00:11:41,765 --> 00:11:44,265
(imitates guitar)
317
00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:46,234
Don't look so surprised, guys.
318
00:11:46,303 --> 00:11:48,505
- You knew what this was.
- (vocalizing)
319
00:11:51,397 --> 00:11:53,326
WINSTON: Ah, we had some times here
320
00:11:53,373 --> 00:11:55,943
- Mmm.
- I mean this, right here,
321
00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:58,546
right where I'm sitting,
is the exact spot
322
00:11:58,577 --> 00:12:02,603
that I realized: I should
have less salt in my diet.
323
00:12:03,475 --> 00:12:05,839
I should have less salt in my diet.
324
00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:08,141
That's beautiful, man.
Stay healthy, baby.
325
00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:10,538
- Good memories.
- Oh, my God.
326
00:12:10,607 --> 00:12:14,175
This is the spot, where, for
the weirdest minute of my life,
327
00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:16,578
I was super attracted to Winston.
328
00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:18,246
- No.
- We've all been there.
329
00:12:18,315 --> 00:12:19,648
It was my swimmer's body.
330
00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:22,083
Ooh. Ooh, hey.
331
00:12:22,152 --> 00:12:24,485
Yeah, they got me on bike duty today.
332
00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:26,353
My hammies need to get into some jammies
333
00:12:26,422 --> 00:12:29,277
because they are rock-hard.
334
00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:32,493
- Yes.
- (sultry music plays)
335
00:12:32,569 --> 00:12:35,027
(echoes): Oh, yeah. That's good stuff.
336
00:12:35,106 --> 00:12:38,332
You feel that? You hear that? Yeah.
337
00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:40,501
- Oh!
- No!
338
00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:41,902
Oh, it went away pretty quick.
339
00:12:42,938 --> 00:12:44,003
(shrieks)
340
00:12:44,071 --> 00:12:45,871
I tore my anus.
341
00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,541
I tore my anus. Oh.
342
00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:52,077
I was sitting right here when
I first introduced you guys
343
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,246
to my hilarious baby voice.
344
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:58,217
Uh-oh, look who just woke up.
345
00:12:58,286 --> 00:13:01,383
(high-pitched): I'm a baby.
346
00:13:01,422 --> 00:13:02,754
I'm a baby
347
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,357
and I need my milkie. Where's my Ba-ba?
348
00:13:05,426 --> 00:13:07,392
- What are you doing?
- Put that baby away.
349
00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:09,528
Babies can't talk.
It's inherently flawed.
350
00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:11,643
And that's where I met
you for the first time.
351
00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:12,913
- Aw.
- I remember you said
352
00:13:12,969 --> 00:13:15,157
that was one of your
top five boners of all time.
353
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,641
Do you remember you used to rank them?
354
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,297
- Be quiet.
- It's just foot lotion.
355
00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:25,069
And right over there is where Cece and I
356
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,537
had our first mess around.
357
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,772
What? Don't tell them.
358
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,173
It's time for the mess around
359
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,975
to become the confess around.
360
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,410
- ♪ Ain't nobody ♪
- ♪ Nobody ♪
361
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,853
- ♪ Loves me better ♪
- ♪ Loves me better ♪
362
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,514
- ♪ Makes me happy ♪
- (wood cracks)
363
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,617
- ♪ Makes me feel this way ♪
- ♪ Nobody ♪
364
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,083
- ♪ Ain't nobody ♪
- ♪ Ain't nobody
365
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,153
Wait, wait, wait.
366
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:47,754
Is that a paper plate covered
with brown marker to look like floor?
367
00:13:47,817 --> 00:13:48,879
- Yeah.
- That's what that is.
368
00:13:48,926 --> 00:13:50,730
- Yeah, yeah. Hmm?
- Cece?
369
00:13:50,777 --> 00:13:52,962
If you weren't wearing
those dumb-ass shoes,
370
00:13:53,031 --> 00:13:56,733
and I hadn't just gotten that
new dope Chaka Khan CD-ROM...
371
00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:59,803
- It was dope as hell.
- You would not have become my girl.
372
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,971
- Babe.
- Babe. Don't.
373
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,775
- Babe.
- Babe. You better stop.
374
00:14:05,288 --> 00:14:08,244
- Babe. Babe.
- Mmm. Mm-mmm.
375
00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:09,578
No. I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna cry.
376
00:14:09,647 --> 00:14:11,915
There' no point. Nobody
said nothing about no crying.
377
00:14:11,969 --> 00:14:13,983
- That's not what this is.
- No, no crying.
378
00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:15,818
(exhales deeply)
379
00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:17,353
Wait. Where is Nick?
380
00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:19,488
Clearly, he doesn't
like all of this emotion.
381
00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:21,719
He doesn't have a
heart in that butter tub
382
00:14:21,774 --> 00:14:23,025
he calls a body anyway.
383
00:14:23,093 --> 00:14:26,161
- He doesn't care about spots.
- NICK: I'm in here!
384
00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:33,168
You think I don't got
spots? I got spots.
385
00:14:33,237 --> 00:14:35,602
"Have." Have spots.
386
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,239
Sorry. Go, keep go...
387
00:14:37,308 --> 00:14:39,615
This spot right here is where
my best friend Schmidt and I
388
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,912
moved a couch in.
389
00:14:40,937 --> 00:14:42,277
That happened in the living room, Nick.
390
00:14:42,346 --> 00:14:43,778
I know, I just don't want to get up.
391
00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:45,647
You got it? You got it?
392
00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:47,149
I got it. I'm good, I'm good, I'm cool.
393
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:48,450
- (grunts)
- I got it.
394
00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:50,819
Houston, we got an "I got it."
395
00:14:50,887 --> 00:14:52,862
(grunts)
396
00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:54,784
Sheesh.
397
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,091
Sitting pretty close to each other,
398
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,693
- don't you think?
- Oh, sorry.
399
00:14:59,292 --> 00:15:01,362
Thanks.
400
00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:03,386
Lot of cool stuff's gonna
happen in this loft, huh?
401
00:15:03,425 --> 00:15:04,581
You're telling me, man.
402
00:15:04,643 --> 00:15:06,601
What do you think's gonna
happen here in the next...
403
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:08,035
chunk of our lives?
404
00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:10,204
I don't know. I meet a nice lady.
405
00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:12,673
She wants to have a baby with me.
406
00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:13,874
What does she look like?
407
00:15:13,943 --> 00:15:15,042
- Sexy.
- (laughs)
408
00:15:15,111 --> 00:15:16,944
Keep going. Right off the jack.
409
00:15:17,013 --> 00:15:19,034
Just, like, you know, like, shows up,
410
00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:19,947
but, like, casually.
411
00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:21,028
- You know what I mean? Like...
- Yeah.
412
00:15:21,082 --> 00:15:23,250
wearing a beanie
and, like, a little hoodie.
413
00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:24,551
You know what I mean?
414
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,320
Like, sort of, like,
an orangish-red hoodie.
415
00:15:26,389 --> 00:15:28,155
(chuckles)
416
00:15:32,194 --> 00:15:34,795
Anyway, man, I just wanted to say, uh...
417
00:15:36,064 --> 00:15:37,297
Oh.
418
00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:39,332
...all thanks.
419
00:15:39,401 --> 00:15:40,950
I'm done.
420
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,669
Well, it's just lotion. It
ain't gonna hurt you, now.
421
00:15:42,738 --> 00:15:44,716
(chuckles) Yeah, go
ahead. Slap it in there.
422
00:15:45,874 --> 00:15:48,674
Wow, it's so frickin' creamy.
423
00:15:48,743 --> 00:15:49,842
This is what I've been telling you.
424
00:15:49,911 --> 00:15:52,178
It's really cool.
425
00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:54,656
- It actually kind of feels nice.
- (Jess chuckles)
426
00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:57,484
I mean, I got to say, I
really like foot lotion.
427
00:15:57,552 --> 00:15:58,518
Thank you.
428
00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:00,620
They should make more foot lotion
for your hand.
429
00:16:00,688 --> 00:16:01,754
Foot lotion hand.
430
00:16:01,823 --> 00:16:04,056
Or... foot-lotion hand.
431
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,324
I don't know.
432
00:16:05,393 --> 00:16:06,692
You should use this for elbows.
433
00:16:06,761 --> 00:16:09,328
You should use lotion for
dry parts of your skin.
434
00:16:09,397 --> 00:16:10,530
(chuckles)
435
00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:12,632
It's really creamy.
436
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:13,610
For the first time in my life,
437
00:16:13,688 --> 00:16:15,668
I realize my feet could
be more than weapons.
438
00:16:15,737 --> 00:16:17,870
I love you, man.
439
00:16:18,972 --> 00:16:20,772
Oh, yeah, that's...
440
00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,641
Well, yeah, man. I, uh...
441
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:24,109
(whispering): Is he
gonna finally say it?
442
00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:25,710
Guys, don't-don't put
any pressure on him.
443
00:16:25,779 --> 00:16:27,312
No, what? Dude, you're
not putting pressure on me.
444
00:16:27,381 --> 00:16:28,777
- It's something I want to say.
- You don't have to say it.
445
00:16:28,832 --> 00:16:30,449
I don't need to say
anything. I want to say it.
446
00:16:30,518 --> 00:16:32,465
- You never said it before.
- I love you, man.
447
00:16:32,521 --> 00:16:34,533
- Yes! (laughs)
- Are you kidding me right now?
448
00:16:34,599 --> 00:16:36,487
- Go, Nick!
- Are you kidding me?
449
00:16:36,557 --> 00:16:38,156
- I love you, man. We're buddies.
- JESS: Yes!
450
00:16:38,224 --> 00:16:39,190
CECE: Really?
451
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,206
Oh, my feet are so creamy.
452
00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:43,761
You were right. This is what it means
453
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:44,896
to have soft feet, buddy.
454
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,665
Well, I feel good.
455
00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:48,800
I'm ready to say good-bye to 4D.
456
00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,168
No, not yet.
457
00:16:50,236 --> 00:16:52,036
W-We've done everything.
458
00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:55,106
There's one more thing.
459
00:16:58,144 --> 00:16:59,877
JFK!
460
00:16:59,946 --> 00:17:01,212
ALL: FDR!
461
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:04,668
- FDR!
- (all cheer)
462
00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:09,797
- Wait for me. I over-lotioned.
- Okay, for the last time,
463
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:11,470
the game is True American.
464
00:17:11,538 --> 00:17:13,783
- We know the rules.
- We know one rule.
465
00:17:13,838 --> 00:17:15,407
ALL: The floor is lava!
466
00:17:15,476 --> 00:17:17,426
Tonight we play the game with a twist.
467
00:17:17,465 --> 00:17:19,777
It's True American: Packing Edition.
468
00:17:19,846 --> 00:17:21,779
You land on something, you pack it.
469
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:24,015
- Shotgun tip-off!
- Oh!
470
00:17:25,184 --> 00:17:28,260
54-40 or fight! Whoa!
471
00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:29,286
(Winston whoops)
472
00:17:29,355 --> 00:17:31,155
You go, boy!
473
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,790
(whoops)
474
00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,825
The middle class is disappearing!
475
00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:36,693
BOTH (chanting): Mama, where's my pa?
476
00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:39,196
He's in the White House. Ha, ha, ha!
477
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:42,233
WINSTON: I know a fine brothel
right to the left. Yah!
478
00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:44,101
Westward ho.
479
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:46,037
We're coming for your gold.
480
00:17:46,105 --> 00:17:48,431
Almost to Utah, Uncle Brother.
481
00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:50,473
I like the look of that ox.
482
00:17:50,543 --> 00:17:53,544
- SCHMIDT: Nailed it.
- Manifest destiny.
483
00:17:53,612 --> 00:17:55,412
(all cheering)
484
00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:02,012
- ♪ Remember all the drives... ♪
- Oh, yeah!
485
00:18:02,066 --> 00:18:03,298
You got to drink another root beer.
486
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:05,856
- ♪ To the cloudy mountainsides ♪
- Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
487
00:18:05,925 --> 00:18:08,958
♪ And we'll never starve to death... ♪
488
00:18:09,027 --> 00:18:11,294
Chug, chug. Ruth,
prohibition has been lifted.
489
00:18:11,363 --> 00:18:12,929
All right. Ready, Moses?
490
00:18:12,997 --> 00:18:14,664
SCHMIDT: Drink, Moses.
Drink, Moses. Come on!
491
00:18:14,732 --> 00:18:19,269
(children laughing)
492
00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:21,037
What are you not understanding?
493
00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:22,638
You're all burning in lava right now.
494
00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:24,106
Oklahoma Land Grab!
495
00:18:24,175 --> 00:18:26,141
Sooners, stake your claim!
496
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:27,777
Come on!
497
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:31,313
♪ But if I ever feel the same again ♪
498
00:18:31,382 --> 00:18:33,616
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
499
00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:38,320
♪ Ah, ah, oh... ♪
500
00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:44,693
You ready?
501
00:18:44,761 --> 00:18:45,927
ALL: Yeah.
502
00:18:45,996 --> 00:18:47,796
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
503
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:51,897
NICK: Not my first eviction.
504
00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:54,103
- Won't be my last.
- Two, one.
505
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,607
WINSTON: Gotcha!
506
00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:00,575
(Winston laughs)
507
00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:03,377
Prank Sinatra, baby!
508
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,378
What?
509
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,181
I don't get it.
510
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,650
The truck is the prank?
511
00:19:08,719 --> 00:19:10,118
What, did you pay the rental fee?
512
00:19:10,186 --> 00:19:11,953
Winston, that's just nice.
513
00:19:12,022 --> 00:19:14,255
You didn't have to move.
514
00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:16,102
Yes, we did have to move, you idiot.
515
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:17,858
- We got evicted.
- What is he talking about?
516
00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:19,127
NICK: I have no idea.
517
00:19:19,195 --> 00:19:21,129
WINSTON: Engram Pattersky.
518
00:19:21,197 --> 00:19:22,963
If you rearrange those letters,
519
00:19:23,032 --> 00:19:25,133
what does it spell?
520
00:19:25,201 --> 00:19:26,967
"My greatest prank."
521
00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:28,336
My greatest prank!
522
00:19:28,404 --> 00:19:29,937
- No.
- CECE: Are you kidding me?
523
00:19:30,006 --> 00:19:33,707
- (Winston chuckles)
- Wait, are you Engram Pattersky?
524
00:19:33,776 --> 00:19:35,447
Winston, you were in the loft
525
00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:38,462
when all of the notices
slid under the door.
526
00:19:38,523 --> 00:19:40,089
I had some help.
527
00:19:40,716 --> 00:19:43,117
Thanks for the wedding invite.
528
00:19:43,185 --> 00:19:45,818
I work at that hospital.
529
00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:48,555
BOTH: One, two, three,
530
00:19:48,624 --> 00:19:49,523
slide.
531
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,125
Winston was right.
532
00:19:52,194 --> 00:19:54,194
This was a two-man job.
533
00:19:54,263 --> 00:19:55,728
Hell yeah.
534
00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,764
But I checked. Everyone's
getting evicted.
535
00:19:57,832 --> 00:20:00,033
They're turning it into
a non-residential space.
536
00:20:00,101 --> 00:20:01,568
Oh, who did you check with?
537
00:20:01,637 --> 00:20:04,295
I hope it was someone important.
538
00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:07,540
Sorry, Jess. Nothing I can do
539
00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:09,776
about zoning laws. My hands are tied.
540
00:20:09,844 --> 00:20:10,777
(whispers): Write the check.
541
00:20:10,845 --> 00:20:13,146
Oh. Uh-huh.
542
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:14,480
Add a zero.
543
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:15,882
Yeah, okay.
544
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:17,183
What?!
545
00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:19,151
We didn't have to move?
546
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,519
Hell no!
547
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,087
You didn't have to move.
548
00:20:22,156 --> 00:20:23,355
When did you have time
549
00:20:23,424 --> 00:20:25,624
to do all this? You have a baby.
550
00:20:25,693 --> 00:20:26,958
Well, I got two babies:
551
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,694
Dan Bill and this prank.
552
00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,729
This is a really stupid thing you did.
553
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:31,897
You should see your face.
554
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,165
This is what you look like.
555
00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:34,933
(laughs)
556
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,334
(imitating Jess): "What?"
557
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,503
(laughing): Y'all look so dumb.
558
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:40,038
Look at you, Nick.
559
00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:42,385
This is you, Nick. (grunts)
560
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,713
(shrieking)
561
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,323
Okay, it's done.
562
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,957
Everybody in the truck.
563
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,326
Let's go. We're leaving.
564
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,009
I mean, it's happening now anyway.
565
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,189
Impressive, man.
566
00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:06,730
- That was good.
- You know, I spent six months
567
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,398
building the Engram Pattersky website.
568
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,400
And you guys didn't
even visit the office.
569
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,901
- What's happening, y'all?
- What's up?
570
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,704
♪ For one more try ♪
571
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,238
WINSTON: So, was the prank too small?
572
00:21:15,306 --> 00:21:16,840
You know, I've been guilty
of that in the past.
573
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,075
SCHMIDT: Too big, man. Way too big.
574
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:20,710
JESS: I don't know.
575
00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:23,456
- I think it was just right.
- ALL: Too big.
576
00:21:23,519 --> 00:21:25,248
- SCHMIDT: Definitely too big.
- CECE: Way too big.
577
00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:27,425
NICK: Ridiculous.
578
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,485
♪ Ooh ♪
579
00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:33,188
♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪
580
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,824
♪ Woo, hoo, hoo ♪
581
00:21:35,972 --> 00:21:39,794
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