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Okay. Time for breakfast.
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It's one for you...
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...one for you, and one for me.
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I got an orange star.
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Hey, my yellow moon's
nothing to scoff at.
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- No milk?
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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What is breakfast
without some nice, cold milk?
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Milk residue.
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Why hold back?
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Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
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Let us give thanks.
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The pancakes, eggs and steak
were delicious.
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But I couldn't finish my bacon.
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Yours looks delicious.
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You know, it's really a shame to waste
this nice, beautiful piece of bacon.
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I love you both so much
I'm not sure who to give it to.
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- Please, Peg, give it to me. Please.
- Give it to me. Me. Me.
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I know who I love the best.
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Come here, baby.
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Well, gee, what was that for, honey?
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I want that damn bacon.
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Now, open your mouth. I'm going in.
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- It's mine, now.
- No, it's magically delicious, Daddy.
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It's lucky. I need luck. I'm starving.
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- Yeah, but you just ate Mom's breath.
- I don't care.
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- Hey, breakfast.
- Bud.
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Very nice.
I know what you're all thinking.
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Bud got all the brains
and looks in the family.
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What does he need food for?
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Well, when I get my degree...
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...from an accredited
community college, I might add...
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...I'll be the one with the Lucky Charms,
my friends...
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...and I'll be eating them
out of Miss January's bra cups.
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Here's to the future.
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How many times do I
have to tell you?
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When you're through with the milk,
fill it up again.
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Did they ever find this Lindbergh kid?
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See, how hard is that?
Now we have milk for tomorrow.
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You'd starve if it wasn't for me.
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Did something die in here?
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That would be me.
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It's my new cologne.
My own secret little recipe.
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I call it A Touch of Bud.
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Well, if anyone knew what a touch
of Bud was, it could only be you.
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And nobody does it better.
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Sniff it, baby. Drink it in.
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I went to the school library...
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...I got Vogue, Sassy, Seventeen, Lear's
and several other fine periodicals...
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...and I cut out those
little fragrance inserts, and voil�.
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Bud, those are women's scents.
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That's why I feel bold,
sassy, yet feminine.
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This year I'm gonna get me a babe.
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All right now, that's enough.
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Soon he'll know we're laughing at him,
not with him.
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Why does no one believe
this year's different?
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Oh, come on, Bud. Every year
you come up with a different plan.
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And every plan ends up
with you going to the prom...
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...with a sweater,
putting it on the back of a chair...
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...and telling people,
"My date's in the bathroom."
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I know that sweater. I used to see it
sitting next to him at the movies.
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You remember that one time he brought
the sweater home for dinner?
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Daddy kept getting so angry because
it wouldn't come out of the bathroom.
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Very nice.
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Now you two have made him feel bad.
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Well, all right, I'll take him out
for some ice cream.
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This is not a boo-boo.
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Ice cream won't do it.
I want a woman.
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And "taking him for ice cream" does
not mean going to Baskin Robbins...
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...letting me look at all the flavors
and then taking me home.
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This time maybe I'll get you some free
samples with that little plastic spoon.
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I want a cone, damn it.
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And a girl.
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You hear? A girl, a girl!
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That's right,
Bud's starting his sophomore year.
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Then it must be time for him to say:
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"This year's gonna be different,"
eh, Bud?
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It is. As God is my witness...
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...this year there will be
a real girl in the bathroom.
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And her sweater will smell
like real girl too.
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Not Grandma.
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Well, Peggy, I see that
your son is having a crisis.
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But do you have a second
to help me out?
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Sure.
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Would you let Al go away
on a fraternity reunion?
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You know, there is a question
that comes up every day.
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Why, so many of Al's college clubs
and professional societies...
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...call him up to lecture,
or just inspire the young.
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So when Phi Beta Crapper calls...
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Oh, you know what? That's right...
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...Al didn't go to college.
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What was it
you chose instead, honey?
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Selling shoes.
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And nobody does it better, baby.
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Except everyone else who does it.
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Gee, I don't regret
not having gone to college...
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...because after all,
then I might not have married you.
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Then what would've
become of me?
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I would probably just lived a...
An empty, meaningless existence...
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...ordering hookers and pizza
till I dropped dead...
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...with a slice in my mouth
and a greasy hooter in my hand.
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Hey, that's amazing.
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You just described the theme
of our frat reunion party.
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You're not going.
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Oh, come on, Marcie.
It's just good, clean fun.
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A bunch of drunken guys
looking at strippers.
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And thinking of our wives.
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Please.
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Save your lies for those who think
you're a natural blond.
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Don't you think I know anything
about fraternities?
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Desperate girls,
coming from everywhere...
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...trying anything to land a college man
before he becomes successful...
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...and realizes he can get
a much better and bustier girl.
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Not that it wasn't fun for me.
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Doing anything with anybody.
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My once demure dress
lying ripped and forgotten.
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As forgotten as I was
when the sun came up.
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Jim, you bastard!
Why don't you return my calls?
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That was just a composite
of other women's stories.
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Well, your girlfriends
are pretty accurate.
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There is not a girl on earth
that wouldn't do it for a fraternity guy.
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Oh, and then after
an incredible night...
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...go back to
your high school sweetheart...
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...tell him he's the only one
and plan the wedding.
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Al, I was talking about my friends.
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You're the only one, baby.
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You too, baby.
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All right, sure. There were girls...
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...but that wasn't the only part
of a fraternity.
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There's so much more.
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No, actually, that was it.
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That's it. That's what I'm gonna do.
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What? Get a picture of Mr. D'Arcy
pasted to your face...
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...and wear it to school?
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No, human hand wash.
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I'm gonna start me a fraternity.
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And not just any fraternity.
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The coolest fraternity
any community college has ever seen.
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We'll have so many college girls...
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...Woody Allen will
be knocking down our door.
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Yeah. A fraternity.
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And we're just gonna take
the cream of the school.
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Well, we're all here.
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Cream of the school, right, guys?
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I'd like to welcome all you members
to the first meeting...
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...of Alpha Gonna Get 'Em fraternity.
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Remember our motto:
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Looky, looky,
we're gonna get some nookie.
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We'll do good on our tests
so we'll feel some breasts.
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Now, if we can all join hands...
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...for the Alpha Gonna Get 'Em
secret salute.
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Honk, honk.
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Hi, Dad.
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We're having sort of
a secret ceremony here.
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Not secret enough, son.
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Now, Bud...
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...remember when I told you
that if you ever had any problem...
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...you could come
to your mother and I and talk about it?
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Well, now please don't.
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- It's a Greek thing, Dad.
- Yeah, I know all about that.
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The old guy knocked over
our frat table.
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I have seen him in
my neighborhood convenience store...
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...looking at nudie magazines.
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He howls like a wolf
and pinches the paper bazoombas.
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Gee, I don't know if there's gonna be
much room for us and the babes...
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...with your father's car
in our frat house.
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Mr. President, you promised us
we would be cool in a cool place.
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Well, I'll tell you this.
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I don't feel cool, my friend.
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I think I speak for us all when I say:
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I feel like pulling up my pants
and going home.
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Maybe we should all
forget this fraternity...
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...and do what my Dad does:
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Stand underneath escalators
and look up the dresses of fat women.
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Nobody goes anywhere.
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You know why?
Because I'm gonna get us chicks.
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How? Toga party, baby.
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If you think we look cool now...
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...wait till the chicks
get a load of us in sheets.
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We will be as attractive to women
as my idol, the great Barry Manilow.
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Now, that's the spirit that made
our convenience stores great, Ahmed.
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Guys, you can bet your virginity this
is the last time you'll be honking air.
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Honk, honk.
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Honk, honk.
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So, what movie would we like to see?
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Why do we have to go out, Peg?
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Isn't it enough I know
I'm married to you?
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Do we have to tell the whole world?
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Oh, here's something
we could all enjoy.
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A fine foreign film
about a young Peruvian girl...
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...who lives in the rain forest
and dreams of having a bicycle.
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Any hooters?
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It is a Francois Lu Max film.
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He explores the mind.
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Well, I prefer
the Joseph Zipper production...
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...of They ExplodedOut Of Their Bras.
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Now, Marcie, you might like that one.
It's a film about women.
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I wanna see a movie
with Mel Gibson's butt.
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I want sensitivity.
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- I want killing.
- I want boobies.
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- Boobies, boobies, boobies.
- Sensitivity, sensitivity.
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Boobies, boobies, boobies.
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Hi, pumpkin.
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I haven't heard anybody
chant that word...
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...since me and my girlfriends
were standing around...
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...and this old guy in this Dodge
drove by and...
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Daddy.
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00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:45,312
Well, that must have been the time
when Bud borrowed the car.
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Hey, look, everyone,
it's Dorf on Golf.
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How's the party going, honey?
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Let me put this way:
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Mom, Mrs. D'Arcy, would you guys
like to be the girls at my party?
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If you do go,
I won't call you Mom, okay?
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I'll call you Red.
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Well, I guess they've heard
the legends.
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- They might as well see the real thing.
- Yeah.
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Let's give them a thrill.
How bad could it be?
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They rejected you, huh?
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- How about you, Kel?
- You know what?
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I'd be delighted to help.
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Okay. For those of you who have never
actually been this close to one...
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...I am a girl.
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Indeed.
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00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:13,516
Now, all girls want men,
but before you get your hopes up...
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...this is a man.
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Now, can anyone tell me
what this man has that you don't have?
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- Ahmed?
- Large ear lobes...
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...which denote an enormous
pleasure-giving masculine force?
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- That's one.
- What about caring and sensitivity?
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Not in a guy, no.
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Now, to continue the lesson.
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Man.
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Boys.
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Kel, I think that'll be
just quite enough.
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No. Wait. One second.
I'm not finished yet.
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I'm Kelly Bundy, that's my opinion.
Call me.
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Thank you, Kelly Bundy.
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As the song goes,
she goes "duh" for the money.
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00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,118
Now, look, guys. Now, I may not know
much about girls...
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...but I do know this much:
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If you put on a sheet,
even one with horsies...
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Which, by the way, Francis,
looks just terrific on you.
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- girls will come.
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They will? They will.
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00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,552
Wait a second. I hear people now.
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Guys, quick, look cool,
assume honk positions.
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Quite a grotesque little tableau,
eh, Peg?
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Yes, but at least they've got
their pants up this time.
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Is this what your frat was like?
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Sure was.
250
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Except there was girls,
booze and a lot of fun.
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Bud, honey.
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I want you to look after Seven.
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That is, of course,
unless he'd cramp your style.
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Come on, let's go.
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Party hearty, guys.
256
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:43,109
I'd love to hang with you guys,
but I got a date.
257
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,675
Later, gators.
258
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,553
Oh, come on, guys.
Don't be down.
259
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,274
They say that there is a girl
for every guy.
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00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,038
Of course, they just say that.
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00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,877
Look, let me help you
the best I can.
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Guys, there's no shame in being gay.
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Come on, guys.
She was only kidding.
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If we were gay,
the food would be better...
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...and there'd be plenty of girls here
making us dance against our will.
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00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,715
I am tragically disappointed.
267
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This is supposed to be a party,
but still no large heinies...
268
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...have presented themselves
to our honking hands.
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00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:34,151
Yeah. I joined this fraternity
to relive my youth.
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00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:38,592
Well, I am.
I wasn't getting anything then either.
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00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:45,431
Why, I could've gotten more tail playing
bingo with Mom and her friends.
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00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,232
Do they play as we speak?
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00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,032
I have found that an old woman...
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...is as grateful as a small dog
when you pet it.
275
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,357
Just let me change my clothes
and I'll give you something to pet.
276
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,871
Not me, you ninnies.
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I'm talking about girls.
278
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,116
My dad may have taken the chips...
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00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,038
...but we still have the dip.
280
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,993
And I'm gonna go get us
the hooters to go with it.
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00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,550
Double word score.
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00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,433
"NBC" is not a word.
283
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,558
It's a word. It's just not a network.
284
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,115
- Where is everybody?
- They went home.
285
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,038
Ahmed and Francis were bored...
286
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,676
...and Gus said his prostrate
was flaring up.
287
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,997
I can't believe this.
I got girls. Great ones.
288
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,395
But they're expecting fraternity guys.
289
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,556
I can't lose these girls, I just can't.
290
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,799
Oh, Bud? Where are the guys?
291
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,275
We wanna dance.
292
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,834
They'll be right there.
293
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,111
And they'll be
some dancing fools too.
294
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,598
Hey, Bud?
295
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,392
How did you get these girls to come?
296
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:29,999
I took your advice, Kel.
I told them we were gay.
297
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,993
Did you tell Dad and Mr. D'Arcy?
298
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,556
That's something for each man
to discover on his own.
299
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,632
It's sweet that they found each other.
300
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,159
I'm warning you.
301
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,669
I'm gonna show you
all it takes is a good woman.
302
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,471
Well, I've tried.
303
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,672
I could never find a girl
who could excite me.
304
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:04,634
Although you do, a little.
305
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,394
Well, how can we make it a lot?
306
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,233
I don't know. I'll think about it.
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