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[GULLS SQUAWKING]
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-Yo, let's go.
-Yup.
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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We have got to get a retail space.
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I'm so over these contractors
nickel-and-diming our margins all day.
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I hear you, man.
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MIKE: Watch the mirror.
-Yep.
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MIKE:
That's it.
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[HORN HONKING]
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Come on, man.
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[CELL PHONE DINGS]
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VOICEMAIL:
Hey, pal, it's Tarzan.
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Found your number on Google.
Hope it's the right one.
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Look, I know it’s been a while...
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...but since we're coming up through Tampa,
I figured you'd want to know.
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I got some real bad news about Dallas.
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He '5 gone, bro.
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[SIGHS]
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-Can I help you?
-Hi. I'm here for the wake.
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There's no wake here.
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[INDISTINCT YELLING]
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Okay. Sorry. I think I actually hear it.
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[INDISTINCT CHA'ITER]
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[OZZY OSBOURNE'S "CRAZY TRAIN"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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MAN:
Come on, baby! Woo-hoo!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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RICHIE:
Holy shit, what the fuck are you doing here?
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-You dropped your towel.
-Yeah, just go with it, baby.
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-Hey, fellas! Catch and release!
-No, no, no!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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TARZAN:
Nice entrance.
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TOBIAS:
Hey, what's with this fucking suit, bro?
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Well, I don't know.
Somebody told me this was a wake.
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A wake?
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Yeah, Dallas. He‘s not dead?
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You told him he was dead?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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We were going to invite you, but...
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...we had a couple drinks and were like,
"He's got the girl and the job, and...
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...he's not going to come
unless we really get his attention."
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Okay, if he's not dead, then where is he?
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He fucking bailed on us. He took the Kid.
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Started a new show overseas.
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-Wow. Where?
TITO: Macaw.
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Macau.
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Fucking China. Some d-bag investor offered
Dallas a whole bunch of money--
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Don't say his name, man.
Don't give it that power.
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I can say his name.
He's not fucking Voldemort.
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TITO: First time you backflipped off
that balcony in the middle of the night.
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MIKE: I was thinking about doing it again
and then I punked out.
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Yeah, liquid acid.
That‘II take you back to the original self.
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No, fuck that shit.
I woke up under a car in the parking lot.
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White Shadow, meet Mikey.
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-Mikey Lane, White Shadow.
-Yeah, we‘ve met.
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I think she likes you, Mike.
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-Okay, okay.
-Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you.
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Jesus fuck.
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You look good, Mike.
How's everything going, man?
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Heh. Things are good, man. Really good.
The business is crushing it.
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We got so many orders,
I don't have enough employees.
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Uh.... I don't know.
We're about to expand and get a retail spot.
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-That's nice, man.
MIKE: Yeah, dude, I'mjust...
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...happy to be running
my own show for once.
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TITO: I bet.
TOBIAS: Feel that one.
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TITO: How's the old girl?
MIKE: She's good, man. Yeah, I mean...
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You guys still haven't told me
what the fuck y'all are doing in Tampa.
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Today, you are looking at it, brother.
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Just basking in the glory of our good fortune.
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But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage
to Myrtle Beach for the convention.
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MIKE: Oh, that's right.
TITO: One last fucking ride, baby.
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How's that work without Dallas?
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TITO:
Well, you see...
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...Tobias is going to MC.
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[IMITATING DALLAS]
"All right, all right, all right!
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How y'all ladies doing here tonight?"
Heh-heh.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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That's totally going to work.
Do it just like that.
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RICHIE:
We got a couple days to perfect that. Uh....
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The point is, we still got two freak shows,
one who can barely dance.
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One person of color?
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I think you mean two.
You're fucking Algerian, bro.
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-Armenian, asshole.
-Oh, yeah, Armenian.
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One snowy white Ken doll
for all those good little Christian women.
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Present.
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RICHIE:
What the fuck more do you need? Right?
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-Seize the day. Am I right?
TITO: Yeah!
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I'm goddamned if I'll let my last memory
of this business be getting laid off.
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If I'm going down, I‘m going down
in a fucking tsunami of dollar bills!
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-Can I get an "Amen"?
-Amen, brother!
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Make it rain! Amen!
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MIKE: All right, let's cut this,
then sand it and stain it.
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Hey, Mike, any word
on that thing we talked about?
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Uh....
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Yeah. Yes, uh, is the answer, but...
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...itjust can't be right now.
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We need a couple more reliable accounts
before I can get a policy for you.
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All right?
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Yo, get outta here. Go have dinner
with yourfamily. I can do this.
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-No, man. It's no problem.
-Come on, it's fine. Seriously.
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-Yeah?
-I got it. Go home.
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Thanks, brother.
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WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: You're listening to
the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. Only on Spotify.
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[GINUWINE'S "PONY" PLAYING
OVER RADIO]
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MAN [SINGING]:
I'm just a bachelor
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Looking for a partner
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Someone who knows how to ride
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Without even falling off
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Gotta be compatible
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Takes me to my limits
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Girl, when I break you off
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I promise that you won't want to get off
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If you're horny, let's do it
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Ride it, my pony
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My saddle's waiting
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Come and jump on it
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If you're horny, let's do it
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Ride it, my pony
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My saddle's waiting
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Come and jump on it
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Sitting here flossing
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Peeping your steelo
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Just once if I have the chance
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The things I will do to you....
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[CHUCKLES]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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KEN: Pack the pump?
RICHIE: I brought one for you too.
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[LAUGHS]
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-That's got the brace.
-You got the knee brace in there. Copy.
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TITO: Ken, you got
that Endless Summer Spray Tan Mix?
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You know I do, brother. First thing I packed.
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MIKE: Y'all got room for one more
on this motherfucker?
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TITO:
What? Ha-ha.
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KEN:
What in the hell are you doing here?
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What do you think? You said,
"Seize the day." I ain't missing this shit.
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You got off work?
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MIKE: CEO of my own company.
I take vacations when I want them.
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Wait, your girl gave you a hall pass?
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I don't need a hall pass, just somebody
to tell me this isn't a terrible idea.
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Oh. This is a horrible idea.
But you can't take it back now.
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So get the fuck on the van. Let's go!
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Yeah! This is like when Justin
came back to Backstreet.
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You kidding me?
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Justin was in 'N Sync. Kevin Richardson
came back to Backstreet in 2012.
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Get your Orlando history straight.
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I'm not from Orlando. I don't give a shit.
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You know who does?
People who actually have musical taste.
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Backstreet was the only legitimate boy band
that ever came out of Florida, period.
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TARZAN: And that conversation
just happened. Welcome back, Mike!
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Welcome back, brother.
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TOBIAS: Hey, Mikey!
What do you think of the truck, bro?
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This thing's fucking crazy.
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Right? My buddy Martin hooked me up
with his uncle's old roach coach.
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Then I got Tarzan to paint it up
all sick Picasso style.
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Yeah, I'm mostly an oil-on-canvas guy, but...
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-...I did the best I could.
-Ha—ha-ha.
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What exactly are you doing out of it, though?
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I'm making artisanal probiotic froyo.
I serve it out of this side.
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Tobias spins out of the other.
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The whole thing's like a healthy,
mobile block party.
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It's crazy, right? We'll keep your feet loose
and satisfy your sweet tooth.
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That's actually a pretty good idea.
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Yeah. Appreciate that, Mike.
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Good show.
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Is this, uh, how the whole trip is going to be?
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You'll be on this thing the whole time?
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Are you kidding?
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Relax. A bunch of orders just came in.
The guys in the shop are freaking out.
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If you're gonna be here, be here.
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Be present.
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MIKE:
Okay, I'll be present.
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What are you even doing?
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Narcissus is taking pics of his eyebrows.
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You zoom in, you find the shit
you can't catch in the mirror.
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See? I need a tweeze right there.
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Shit works.
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Mike, come on, man.
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All right! Relax.
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Yo.
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All right, that's it.
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-Yo! What the fuck are you doing?
-iPhone went "Bye, phone!"
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Are you serious?
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-Buy another one, you rich motherfucker.
-Turn the truck around.
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-How do you like that, bitch?
-Oh, I welcome it.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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-That wasn't my phone.
-It was mine.
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-Ha-ha-ha.
-Fuck, I'm sorry. Fuck!
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I only had seven minutes left on it, man.
Here. Have a shake.
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I don't want a fucking shake.
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What am I supposed to do? I should
chuck your big ass right off this truck.
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That's the Mikey I remember!
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If you ain't ready to bring it
old school this weekend...
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...you need to hop up
off this truck right now.
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What are you talking about?
Why do you think I came?
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I don't know, man. It's been a long time.
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But I do know this. You better be ready
to follow my ass down the rabbit hole.
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I'm talking out of body, baby.
Astral projection!
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Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.
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-Hell, yeah!
-Oh, shit.
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Nobody messes with the mojo
on the last ride, brother.
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[GRUNTING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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[SINGING]
Hot, hot, hot, hot
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[MOANS]
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Hot, hot, hot
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Hey, you guys remember the last time
we were in this club...
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...and you and Ken were fucking
with those two girls from the club?
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What was the girl
with the black hair's name?
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I don't know.
How am I supposed to remember that?
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You don't fucking remember that.
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Come on. Man, you are fucking dusty. Julie.
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Julie, man! The barely legal paralegal.
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TARZAN: Here we go.
TOBIAS: It's getting late.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Hot stuff
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[HOST CHUCKLES]
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[LAUGHING]
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HOST:
Bonjour, lovelies.
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How are all y'all nasty motherfuckers
doing out there tonight?
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Doing great, yeah!
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That's the ticket, Miss Thing.
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Now, I am Miss Tori Snatch...
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...your host for this glamorous evening
of good old swamp country debauchery.
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And I've got some good news...
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...for some of y'all budding queens
hiding out there in the shadows.
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I've got four...
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...crumpled-up, coke-dusted $100 bills...
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...for the best amateur queen
here in Jacksonville!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Yes. So let‘s get some Vogue popping
in this bitch, shall we?
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[ALL CHEER]
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Come on now. Young and old,
hot and cold, get your ass on this stage.
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ALL [CHANTING]:
Go, go, go.
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You guys really want
to go down the rabbit hole?
236
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,600
-So you were listening.
-0kay.
237
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,865
I'm gonna go dig it for you, Alice.
Let's see how far you're really willing to go.
238
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,201
All right? Come on, let's go. Let's go.
239
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,809
-Mikey.
-Oh, it's on.
240
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,702
[TORI SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
241
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,452
[ALL CHEERING]
242
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,494
TITO:
That's the plan.
243
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,825
Take over South Beach,
then the entire East Coast.
244
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,695
Fucking mobile. You know,
low overhead, high-revenue shit.
245
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,099
That‘s how you get flush
in the food industry.
246
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:56,002
WOMAN: What is this? It's really good.
MIKE: Goddamn right, what is this! Jeez!
247
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,939
-What am | eating right now?
TITO: You like that, Mike?
248
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,443
-That's gold, right?
MIKE: This is amazing!
249
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,673
That's toasted marshmallow tangerine.
250
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:07,012
Whatever it is, it's fabulous.
Put marshmallow in my pants right now.
251
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,517
[ALL LAUGHING]
252
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:12,180
MIKE: You gotta sell this.
TITO: Tip of the iceberg, baby. We got...
253
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:15,020
...kiwi olive oil with freeze-dried basil,
Creme BrUlée.
254
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,287
And my personal favorite, the flavor of truth.
255
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,193
Come on, you've been talking
about this shit forever.
256
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,597
Tell everybody what you're really
gonna be doing come Monday morning.
257
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,699
[WHIRRING]
258
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,533
Grinding those snow cones
at the Northdale Mall.
259
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,643
Yeah, well,
that's just market research, bitch.
260
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,211
Until we get the funds
to do what we really need.
261
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,610
That's all it is, bro. Fucking hater.
262
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,115
Besides, I think it beats
raking the infield at Tropicana.
263
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,653
Well, at least the shit I‘m working on
can go global.
264
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:44,881
[TITO LAUGHS]
265
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,220
-Wait, what? I'm sorry, what?
TITO: Yeah.
266
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,560
Why don't you enlighten us,
Constant Gardener?
267
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,996
Yeah, please enlighten me.
I have to know what this piece of genius is.
268
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,658
ShamWow us with your genius invention.
269
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:02,001
Come on, Richie. Tito laid his shit out.
Everybody's cool. Just tell us.
270
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,835
It's us, bro.
271
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,672
-Just tell us.
-Come on, let's go, come on!
272
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:11,180
All right. But if any of you motherfuckers
steals my idea, I swearto God I will--
273
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,148
Why you got to point at the Mexican
when you say "steals"?
274
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,187
-We get it. Just go.
TOBIAS: Let‘s have it, tough guy.
275
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,324
Condomints.
276
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,155
What are the two most important things
you need to take...
277
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,764
...when you go out on the weekend?
278
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,695
Ketchup and mustard?
279
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:29,926
[WOMAN LAUGHS]
280
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,865
RICHIE:
Your condoms...
281
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,336
-...and your mints.
MIKE: What?
282
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:38,773
I put them together in one package,
like a pack of gum. Sell it at a gas station.
283
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,373
"Condomints."
284
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,777
-lt's not bad.
-Boom!
285
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:46,543
TORI:
Um, they already have that shit, bitch.
286
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,442
-You can get it--
-Ha—ha-ha!
287
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,954
I get it all the time at the minimart. I'm sorry.
288
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,950
They're at every single Circle K
and 7—Eleven across Florida.
289
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,891
I'm so sorry, man.
290
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:01,227
-They didn't sign the nondisclosure.
TORI: Sorry about it.
291
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,733
Hey, Richie, don't worry about it.
I got something for you, top secret.
292
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,839
Imagine this. A small, little rectangle.
293
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,305
You hold it up to your ear, you speak into it...
294
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:14,640
...somebody in a distant land
with the exact same thing can hear it.
295
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,248
I haven't come Up with a name for it.
I figure...
296
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,544
-Fuck you.
KEN: I'm so sorry, man.
297
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,743
Oh, God.
298
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,916
Hey, I forgot to ask, you still with Mercedes?
299
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,057
No. We agreed to try monogamy and...
300
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,665
...you know Mercedes.
That shit lasted for about two seconds.
301
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,832
That fucking sucks. I'm sorry.
302
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,593
[MUTTERS]
303
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:42,434
It's like Oprah said: "When someone
shows you themselves, believe them."
304
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,507
[CHUCKLING]
What? Really?
305
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,774
-Are we doing this passive-aggressive shit?
-That's what she said.
306
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,680
-That's not passive-aggressive.
-Let's make it aggressive.
307
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:58,017
How about this? Let's do a little therapy
session. Old-school therapy session.
308
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,455
-Get up. We'll get this out in one swing.
-Are we fucking primates now?
309
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:05,256
One hit and let‘s not talk about it anymore.
I get it. You're mad that I left.
310
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,127
-Come on! Just don't hit me in the nuts.
-Stupid.
311
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,564
-Are you kidding? Stop being a pussy.
-You happy?
312
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,294
Stop being a pussy. Let's go.
313
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,201
-Don't call me a pussy, Christian Bale.
RICHIE: He didn't.
314
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,808
He just said you exhibited
pussy-like behavior.
315
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,878
-Y'all want to unleash the tiger?
-Release the demon!
316
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,377
-Oh!
RICHIE: Shit!
317
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,714
TITO:
Tiger's out.
318
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:25,908
[MIKE COUGHING]
319
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,547
-Are you okay, man?
-Mm-hm.
320
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,817
MIKE:
You feel better?
321
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:37,656
No, I don't fucking feel better.
That was seriously fucked up.
322
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,593
Okay. Good.
323
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,233
-You all right?
-Yeah, ljust got to pee a little.
324
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,961
Everybody happy?
You get your gladiator show?
325
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,263
That was awesome.
326
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:49,339
No, it wasn't. There are a lot better ways
to handle that shit.
327
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,499
It's our last fucking ride. I'm outta here.
328
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,077
You know, it's always the pretty ones,
like Bundy.
329
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,838
[ALL LAUGHING]
330
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,414
TARZAN:
It is, man.
331
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,012
WOMAN:
There you go, that's it. That's perfect.
332
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,288
[URINE TRICKLING]
333
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,532
[CAMERA SHU'I'I'ER CLICKS]
334
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,765
WOMAN: That's protected land, sir!
-Yo.
335
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:26,503
You're destroying sea turtle biosphere
with that urine.
336
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,307
Heh. Are you serious? Come on. Really?
337
00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:31,949
Don't look at me. Look out into the ocean.
338
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:34,275
I got it. Get the picture? I'm running out.
339
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:38,116
-Yes, thank you. There we go.
-l'm done. That's it.
340
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:43,395
That's-- That's usually what happens
when I pee on the beach.
341
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,621
Yeah. Yeah.
342
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:48,292
-Drag queens. That's, uh....
-Heh-heh-heh.
343
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,458
Ooh, doing drag queen stuff.
344
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:53,969
-You love drag queens.
-Ha-ha-ha. Yep.
345
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:57,639
-I am one, so I seek out my people.
-Heh.
346
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,540
-You are one? You are one?
-Mm-hm. On the inside.
347
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,876
-Mostly.
-Of course, on the inside. What's her name?
348
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,482
Dolly Tilz.
349
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,551
-Dolly Tits?
-With a z.
350
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,813
-With a Z. Where is she from?
-Mm-hm.
351
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,990
Here. And she loves couponing
and NASCAR.
352
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:14,989
I got an inner drag queen too.
353
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,593
-Oh. Really?
-Yeah.
354
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:20,027
Okay. I figured. Ha-ha. Uh, what's her name?
355
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,099
Her name is....
356
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,600
Clitoria Labia is her name.
357
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,432
-That's actually not bad.
-lt's not bad at all.
358
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:31,565
She's the main bitch.
She's like Cheetara and Grace Jones.
359
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,510
And they always sing "Rapper's Delight"
everywhere they go.
360
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:37,706
[LAUGHING]
361
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:44,022
So you and your friends, uh,
frequent drag shows, do you?
362
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:46,290
No. Well, sometimes.
363
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:50,360
We just do it on the way up
to Myrtle Beach every year.
364
00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:53,859
Oh, right. A stripper convention
I keep hearing about.
365
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,793
Yep, it's the infamous convention.
366
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,199
And which one are you?
367
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:00,702
Which what?
368
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:04,866
Are you cop in a thong
or a fireman in a thong?
369
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:07,103
I am-- I am....
370
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,407
You're going to have to pay to see that.
That's what I am.
371
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:16,884
Or I‘ll just load up on all those fantastic
'80s hair bands for my drive instead.
372
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,547
-Where you going? Where you headed?
-Uh....
373
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,488
Just on the road again.
374
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,423
New York this time.
375
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,222
-And I....
-Yeah?
376
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:28,389
Basically, I'm just trying
to avoid ending up on the pole.
377
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:29,898
Like you.
378
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,730
But you never know.
379
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:36,341
Stripper Pissing on Beach in Contemplative
Pose could sell for thousands one day.
380
00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:41,912
If that's true, I will whip it out and start
peeing on whatever you tell me to pee on...
381
00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:44,413
-Heh.
-...and we canjust cash in.
382
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,744
Fantastic. I love the enthusiasm.
383
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:51,481
Save some of it, though, because you and I
are going to untie that sailboat...
384
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:55,684
...and organize a first-ever cross-dressing
search party out to that island.
385
00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:57,328
What do you say?
386
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,795
-Win or die, stripper guy.
-Uh, I say that...
387
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:03,598
...I would actually love to do that.
388
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:08,303
But I'd say I know what happens
on that island, and that's just...
389
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,768
-I think I'm going to opt out.
-Oh.
390
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,969
What happens on that island?
391
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:17,274
No, it'sjust I know what happens
for me on that island.
392
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:19,944
Oh, I see.
393
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:24,688
-You think I'm gonna hook up with you. Mm.
-That's not at all what I said.
394
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:28,224
That‘s the farthest thing from what I said.
I said I would want to go...
395
00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,521
...to that island.
I know what I would do.
396
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:35,463
And then that probably wouldn't work out on
any level that I would want it to work out on...
397
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,967
...and then I think that it's probably better
if I just go back.
398
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:42,463
-Yeah.
-Wow. Okay.
399
00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:46,209
Well, fret not, Casanova.
You're safe with me.
400
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:48,876
I'm not going through a guy phase anyway.
401
00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:54,509
Oh. Well, in that case, that makes
things easier, because then...
402
00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:59,146
...all the more reason for me to probably
just go do the "good night" thing.
403
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,985
-Okay. Yeah.
-Uh....
404
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,321
It was nice to meet you, though, Dolly Titz.
405
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:05,690
Back at you, Clitoria.
406
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,687
-Good morning.
-Hi.
407
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,020
You sleep okay?
408
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:34,955
Yeah. Actually, I did.
409
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,059
Mm-hm.
410
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,595
[SIGHS]
411
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,866
My meditation was really clear this morning.
412
00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,871
I just feel like I got a lot of the negativity out.
413
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,536
That's good. I'm happy you feel lighter.
414
00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:57,048
I'm happy you finally got what you wanted.
415
00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:58,880
-I am.
-Yeah?
416
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,415
We say shit all the fucking time,
but you went and did it.
417
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,550
I'm jealous.
418
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:06,714
-Oh, shut the fuck Up.
-I am.
419
00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:09,087
-No, if anybody was jealous, it was me.
-What?
420
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:12,719
Every time I would come over to your
apartment, I'd put on your Tide commercial.
421
00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:14,058
[LAUGHS]
422
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,723
That shit was dope.
423
00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:19,093
[BOTH SING]
For that extra clean!
424
00:27:19,905 --> 00:27:21,736
-Ding!
-Oh, shit.
425
00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:27,076
I was-- I would think to myself, I'd be set
if I could just get to where Ken was.
426
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,736
Yeah, I'm real set here.
427
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:32,948
I'm real set. My agent's got me
doing YouTUbe videos now.
428
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,411
MIKE:
What you gonna do after this weekend?
429
00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:38,412
Send my headshot around,
hope for the best.
430
00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:41,954
There's a casting director
comes by the club sometimes, so....
431
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:46,428
I'm still pretty.
432
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,156
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
433
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,631
Yeah, I know you're still pretty, but...
434
00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:55,262
...look at these guys.
What are they going to do after this?
435
00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:57,108
I don't know.
436
00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,137
Morning, gorgeous.
437
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:02,110
Oh, my God, did you guys even sleep?
438
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,612
[TITO LAUGHS]
439
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:06,615
Yeah. Are the girls still here or they leave?
440
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:09,443
TITO:
They left about an hour ago.
441
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,451
Did you, uh, bangee?
442
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,451
Show him your bangee.
443
00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:19,824
Wow.
444
00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:21,659
That‘s... Okay.
445
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:26,293
She said if I had reason to call before
it faded, then maybe it was meant to be.
446
00:28:26,471 --> 00:28:29,133
MIKE:
0h. That's romantic.
447
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,742
They're staying in Charleston tonight, so....
448
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:35,243
I don't know. It's smack dab on our way.
Maybe it was meant to be.
449
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:36,813
Good work on that, by the way.
450
00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:39,576
What about you? Did you bangee?
451
00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:45,589
I haven't had actual sex
in almost five months.
452
00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:50,394
Every time a chick gets a look at it,
she's like:
453
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,156
"How about a blowjob or handjob?"
454
00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:55,530
Just got to find the right lady.
455
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,596
That's unfortunate for you.
456
00:28:57,769 --> 00:29:00,329
It's like a blessing and a curse
at the same time, huh?
457
00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:01,836
RICHIE:
Laugh at my plight.
458
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:06,671
Look, maybe it's like the glass slipper.
You just need to find the right one.
459
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:11,176
Dude, I'm 35 years old. If it hasn't
happened already, it ain't gonna happen.
460
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,045
Let's face it, I'm probably fucked.
461
00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:17,052
Oh. All right. On that note, uh,
let‘s get this circus back on the road.
462
00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:19,884
Who wants to see if Tarzan died
in his sleep last night?
463
00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:22,424
RICHIE:
Fuck that. I woke him Up last time.
464
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,459
I'll do it. I got it.
465
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:27,190
I'll clean up the nonbiodegradables.
466
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:39,205
TOBIAS: What's up, bro?
A little, uh, breakfast of champions?
467
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:40,709
MIKE: Molly?
TOBIAS: Yeah.
468
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,779
MIKE:
You realize we'll be useless in an hour.
469
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:44,711
TOBIAS:
What are you, 12? Just take it.
470
00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:48,546
Argh. Fuck! All right, fine. Guess I know
what today is going to be like.
471
00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:51,222
All right, get your moon rock!
472
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,249
So, what's the plan about this thing?
473
00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:57,721
We got it all planned out.
Tobias will warm up the crowd...
474
00:29:57,896 --> 00:30:00,729
...then we‘ll hit them
with the old 4th of July Army routine.
475
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:04,767
That makes me feel like a warmonger with
everything going on politically right now.
476
00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:08,394
Oh, come on with the hippie shit!
It's in season. We're doing it.
477
00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:11,167
Hey, if you want that karma, go for it.
478
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,573
We‘ll hit them with "Raining Men" right after.
479
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:17,579
Right. Then Tobias is gonna
intro the solos. Listen...
480
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,582
...I think you should bring back "Pony," bro.
481
00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:22,916
I could do that.
482
00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:25,079
And, look, "Pony" is great.
483
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,919
I have-- Uh, can I pitch you something?
484
00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:31,028
Let me just throw something out.
I completely understand that...
485
00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:34,529
...l'm coming in at the eleventh hour,
and I don't want to step on toes.
486
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,429
But what if....
487
00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:41,095
If this really is our last ride, what if we make
up some new shit and go out with a bang?
488
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,434
Just burn this shit down
with some new routines.
489
00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:46,099
We can't do that. We got two days.
490
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,105
Mike, that's what we've rehearsed.
491
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:52,341
-Don't call our shit lame.
-Right. I'm not calling your shit lame.
492
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:56,851
I'm just saying that cowboys and firemen
dancing to '80s rock is not not lame.
493
00:30:57,022 --> 00:31:01,686
You know what is lame? Looking like a bag of
dicks because we don't have our act straight.
494
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:06,627
Okay, point taken.
Let me ask you a question, though. Um....
495
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:09,460
You're still doing the fireman routine, right?
496
00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:12,728
-You know it.
-Have you ever wanted to be a fireman?
497
00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,698
-A real one?
-Yes, a real fireman.
498
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,900
-No, I got the phobia thing.
-You have a fire phobia, okay.
499
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:22,342
-You still doing it to that KISS song?
-Fuck, yeah. "Hotter Than Hell."
500
00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:24,914
-Do you like that song?
-Crushes.
501
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:28,985
I know it crushes, but do you like it?
Do you play it when you're not onstage?
502
00:31:29,154 --> 00:31:32,646
-I don't see your point.
-My point is, if you don't like it, why pick it?
503
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,416
I didn't pick it. Dallas did.
504
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,391
Exactly. You didn't pick it,
so it's not on the inside.
505
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,996
Just because you made up some
of your own routines...
506
00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:43,726
...doesn't mean you get to waltz back in
and tell us how to run our own shit.
507
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,665
-l'm not trying to tell you--
-No!
508
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:50,274
There is no fucking universe
in which I am not doing that fireman routine!
509
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:56,376
MIKE: You can find it, man.
You got to just let go, okay?
510
00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:58,448
-I fucking got it!
MIKE: What?
511
00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:02,348
-lt‘s like a real wedding except like a fantasy.
MIKE: Oh, my God!
512
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,854
Then I go out in the crowd
and find myself a real fucking bride.
513
00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:08,857
-Oh, fuck!
-And I do everything with her!
514
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:12,690
I'll have a ring and everything, and I'll
propose to her, and people throw rice.
515
00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:15,059
-They're throwing rice!
KEN: Rice out of our pants!
516
00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:17,531
-You're fucking incredible!
-lt‘s just so complex.
517
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:19,135
KEN:
What are you talking about?
518
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:23,904
Yo, man, I'm not a dancer like you.
I just can't come Up with shit on the spot.
519
00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:26,270
It's not about being a dancer, Richie. It's not.
520
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,471
Okay, look.
"Pony," that wasn't a dance routine.
521
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:32,708
All it was is l was at a party
and saw this badass girl.
522
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:36,752
She was with her boyfriend, and he did not
look like he was hitting that shit right.
523
00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:41,791
So that song came on, and all I did
was imagine what I would do to her.
524
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,951
That was it. That was all "Pony" ever was.
525
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:46,962
-It sounds fucking complex.
-No, it's not.
526
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,396
Look at you! You're a fucking Greek god.
527
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:52,503
You could tie your shoe
and make some girl's entire year.
528
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:56,072
It's just got to come from in here.
You just have to be you. I know so.
529
00:32:56,241 --> 00:32:57,572
You know what? Fuck that.
530
00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:01,576
I bet you can go in there right now
and fucking make her day.
531
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:03,441
RICHIE: Who, her?
-Hell, yeah.
532
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:06,607
That girl looks like she never smiled
in her entire life.
533
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,083
Then that's your goal. That is your goal.
534
00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:12,280
Go in there and make her smile,
that's all you've got to do.
535
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:16,587
If you can't do that, no one can,
and I'll go back and do the old routines.
536
00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:19,195
-Oh, fuck!
-That's a fair deal.
537
00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:22,265
You're not a fireman, Richie!
You're not a fireman.
538
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:25,597
I want to hear you say that.
"I am not a fireman."
539
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:27,635
-Well, I'm not a fireman.
-You hate fire!
540
00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,967
-l'm a fucking male entertainer.
-Exactly!
541
00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:32,166
Male entertainer.
You can do it. Now go do it!
542
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,368
ALL [CHANTING]:
B.D.R.!
543
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,475
B.D.R.! B.D.R.!
544
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:43,281
-Make her day.
-Be yourself. Show that big beautiful heart.
545
00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:51,195
[BACKSTREET BOYS' "I WANT IT THAT
WAY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
546
00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:54,054
MAN 1 [SINGING]:
Yeah
547
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:02,970
You are my fire
548
00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:07,544
The one desire
549
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:13,174
Believe when I say
550
00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:17,515
I want it that way
551
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,987
MAN 2:
But we
552
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:24,822
Are two worlds apart...
553
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,987
[ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
554
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:32,359
When you say
555
00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:36,667
That I want it that way
556
00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:41,710
CHORUS: Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
557
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,544
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
558
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:52,020
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
559
00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:54,590
I want it that way
560
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,852
[ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
561
00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:01,089
MAN 3:
Am I your fire
562
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:05,703
Your one desire
563
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:11,137
Yes, I know it's too late
564
00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:15,370
But I want it that way
565
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:19,545
CHORUS: Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
566
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:25,315
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
567
00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:30,928
Tell me why
[never wanna hear you say....
568
00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:33,326
[PANTING]
How much for the Cheetos and water?
569
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,159
[GIGGLING]
570
00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:40,327
[ALL CHEERING]
571
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,908
Yeah! Whoo!
572
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,071
That was spiritual, man.
573
00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:53,945
-l'm proud of you, buddy.
-We can do this. We can do this!
574
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:57,486
We can do this. We've got
to come up with new shit, okay?
575
00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,915
Fucking history right here.
576
00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:03,250
This shit is history. Gone.
We've got to get rid of it.
577
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:06,162
Out with the past.
I never wanted to be in the Navy!
578
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:09,596
-I don't want this Top Gun shit. Gone!
-Yeah!
579
00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:12,095
Oh, baby! It's time.
580
00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:14,098
That shit itched. Boom!
581
00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:16,763
-Boom, that‘s out of here!
-Fuck that thing!
582
00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:18,431
Richie? Done!
583
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:21,704
-Fireman over!
RICHIE: I'm not a fireman!
584
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,542
-Get it out of here.
-Don't. I‘ll throw it away when we get back.
585
00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:27,981
No, no, no. Now! It's over. History!
586
00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:29,715
New stuff.
587
00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,947
I love you guys. |-- Look.
588
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:35,524
I've missed you so much.
I know we're rolling face right now, but...
589
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,821
...I just need you to know
how much I love you.
590
00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,463
I missed you so much, man.
591
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:42,464
There was a giant hole inside of me
created when you left.
592
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,124
Now I feel like it's full again.
593
00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:45,963
-I love you.
-Let's sync this shit up.
594
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,468
We gotta sync this up.
595
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,971
-We‘re syncing up the energy.
RICHIE: I fucking love you!
596
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:51,733
KEN:
Give me your hands, man.
597
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:53,241
[LAUGHTER]
598
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:56,312
-I take it y'all motherfuckers feel that?
-Oh, yeah.
599
00:36:56,481 --> 00:37:00,383
That is our energies, man.
We are connected.
600
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,513
Toby! Throw it back here, brother.
We need you.
601
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:06,521
-Come on, man, sync up.
-This is powerful, man!
602
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,756
-You feel that rhythm?
-Oh, yeah.
603
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,895
-Oh, yeah.
-Mm, mm, mm.
604
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,996
-Oh, yeah.
-I love you guys!
605
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:14,529
That's our pulse.
606
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:17,668
I am so thankful we are all here together
on this last ride.
607
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:20,202
Everybody close your eyes...
608
00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:24,034
...and let's just appreciate it,
not as six beings, but as one.
609
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:27,173
As one. As one unit, man.
As one fucking unit.
610
00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:30,371
As one. We've got to move
into the future as one.
611
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:33,847
TARZAN: As one unit. Moving as one.
TITO: The past is over!
612
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,212
Shit!
613
00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:38,612
[ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
614
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,527
[ALL GROANING]
615
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,357
MIKE: Fuck!
KEN: What the hell happened?
616
00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:48,692
MIKE: Get off my fucking leg!
TOBIAS: Fuck!
617
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,027
KEN:
Is everybody okay?
618
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:52,863
No, I'm not fucking okay! I'm not okay at all!
619
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,872
-Where'd that come from?
TITO: He hit his head there.
620
00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:01,204
-Oh, shit.
-He's okay.
621
00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:04,610
Your friend suffered a Grade 2 concussion
and required some stitches.
622
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,377
-So he's going to live?
-Yes.
623
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:11,711
He'll need to stay here for 48 hours
of observation. He's in here.
624
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,653
My pupils bugging out?
625
00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:16,386
-Be cool.
-You think she knows?
626
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,723
Oh, shit, man.
627
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:24,724
Hey, Toby.
628
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:27,564
-What's up, buddy?
TARZAN: Hey, bro. What's up?
629
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:31,175
-Hi, guys. I'm so fucking sorry.
-No, lshouldn't have reached for you.
630
00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:34,311
-I shouldn't have closed my eyes.
-Well, that‘s definitely true.
631
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,073
Fuck, yeah. What were you thinking?
632
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:40,081
-Hey, go easy on him.
-Easy? He's fine.
633
00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:41,576
Right?
634
00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:43,914
Yeah, I'm fine, but the truck...
635
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:48,525
Yeah, the truck is towed.
It‘s going to take a few days to fix it.
636
00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:52,094
I think we can afford it.
I don't know about the paint job.
637
00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,762
It won't be original, but I can get it close.
638
00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,264
Are you in pain?
639
00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:58,959
Yeah. They gave me something, but it's shit.
640
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,764
Yeah, I'm feeling that.
641
00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:07,768
-What are you doing?
-Reiki. I'm a Level 3 healer.
642
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,470
TITO:
Oh, shit.
643
00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:11,512
This fucking sucks.
644
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:16,109
No fucking M.C. No fucking whip.
No fucking costumes!
645
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:19,882
That was a brilliant idea, throwing
the costumes out the window? Stupid!
646
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:22,458
-Just chill, man.
-No, it's an omen, okay?
647
00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:24,117
It's a Sign.
648
00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:27,124
We're exactly where we're supposed to be.
All right?
649
00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:31,633
Please spare us
the fucking Gandhi routine right now!
650
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:36,172
You have so much anger, and it is all
in your heart chakra, and it's fucking toxic.
651
00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:38,809
-I don't even know what that means!
-Guys, just chill.
652
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:41,468
This is the comedown from the Molly.
Get a grip.
653
00:39:41,646 --> 00:39:44,171
You're goddamn right it's a comedown.
654
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,141
This trip's over!
655
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:50,344
All I wanted was one more fucking ride!
Is that too much to ask?
656
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:51,983
MIKE:
Aw.
657
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:55,683
ls Richie gonna cry because life isn't
exactly the way he wants it right now?
658
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:58,328
Oh, okay, Mr. CEO.
659
00:39:58,496 --> 00:40:02,990
Why don't you take your bullshit advice
and give it to your fucking employees?
660
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:07,001
Employees? l have one employee,
and I can't even pay for his healthcare.
661
00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:09,503
But I bust my ass every month
to keep it going.
662
00:40:09,674 --> 00:40:12,006
So don't act like we don't all have problems.
663
00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:16,112
Whatever. I'm the one who told you
coming with us was a horrible idea.
664
00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:20,844
It's been the year of the horrible idea, man.
665
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:25,080
You want to see another horrible idea?
I got one for you.
666
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:29,519
Barn. There you go.
667
00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:32,727
There's a nice, juicy horrible idea for you.
668
00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:34,262
Brooke said no?
669
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:39,199
I had my life all planned out with her.
All right? It was all perfectly setup.
670
00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:41,930
I had the house, the dog,
Downton Abbey on the weekends.
671
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,267
I even did the proposal on the beach
with bacon...
672
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,535
...and mimosas and pancakes and all that.
673
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:50,078
And for whatever reason
that I'll probably never understand...
674
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:51,715
...she wanted something else.
675
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:55,717
So I came on this trip with you fucks
to just try to get on with it.
676
00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:59,490
So I'll be damned if l'lljust let it end
right here and now.
677
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,058
You're right.
678
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,118
You're goddamn right.
679
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,621
We can't let the train stop here.
680
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,900
No. We got a tsunami of dollar bills
to get to, daddy.
681
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,731
-We're on a mission.
-Fuck, yeah.
682
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:16,738
Look, we'll get another M.C. Right, Tobias?
683
00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:19,399
That's the energy
I'm talking about right there.
684
00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:24,241
Look, we'll pick him up on the way home.
All we got to do is get a rental car.
685
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,646
We're not gotta need a rental car,
I don't think.
686
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,586
This is another horrible idea, but...
687
00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:33,583
...I know an MC. in Savannah.
688
00:41:43,468 --> 00:41:46,266
-Gentlemen. How can I be of service?
-Hey.
689
00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:48,769
Uh, is Rome in tonight?
690
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:51,500
-Are you a member, sir?
-No.
691
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,769
No, we're not members.
692
00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:56,942
Uh.... Mm.
693
00:41:57,115 --> 00:42:01,108
| used to dance here, before it was this.
694
00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:05,950
Can you do me a favor
and get my name to Rome? Mike Lane.
695
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:11,626
And if that doesn't do the trick,
I guess we‘ll just stop bothering you.
696
00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:14,395
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
697
00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:17,891
You can follow me.
698
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:21,129
Y'all chill down here. I'll be back.
699
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,986
What's up?
700
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:18,789
Sit your ass down.
701
00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:29,364
Malik, I'm sorry for the surprise,
but a ghost is a ghost.
702
00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:31,868
I'll see you downstairs in a minute, okay?
703
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,472
ROME:
So they said, "Mike Lane and company. "
704
00:43:36,714 --> 00:43:39,046
-Mm-hm.
-Who's your company?
705
00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:42,047
It's what's left of the Kings of Tampa.
706
00:43:42,386 --> 00:43:47,483
Oh, let me guess! Mr. Crocodile Dundee
done did a little Houdini act?
707
00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:51,724
-Yep. Ahem. Seems so.
-Mm.
708
00:43:53,664 --> 00:43:58,067
Just so you know, I got out
on my own accord three years ago.
709
00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:00,833
But yet here you are.
710
00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:06,065
You got my curiosity, Mike.
711
00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:07,836
Floor is yours.
712
00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:12,606
No, I was just in the neighborhood
and wanted to see...
713
00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:15,183
...ifl could stop by and borrow
a cup of brown sugar.
714
00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:16,513
[SCOFFS]
715
00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:19,747
Boy, I tell you, shit don't change, huh?
716
00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:23,686
Always got to lead with a joke
before you ask for what you want.
717
00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:25,819
[SCOFFS]
718
00:44:28,032 --> 00:44:32,025
So, what did you do, turn this place
into some sort of country club?
719
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:35,100
Guess you could say that.
You know, back in the day...
720
00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:38,936
...in the Roman Empire, as long
as you paid the emperor your taxes...
721
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:42,443
...you could worship who you wanted,
where you wanted, how you wanted.
722
00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:44,774
Freedom had a small price.
723
00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,778
Do you know what people value
more than freedom?
724
00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:51,444
-Please say strippers.
-Nope. Beauty.
725
00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:56,459
So if beauty is something
you really wish to behold...
726
00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:59,957
...you can behold all the beauty
you want right here.
727
00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:04,724
All I ask is for a little monthly fee, you know?
728
00:45:05,803 --> 00:45:10,797
So it's a subscription-based pleasure
that you're selling?
729
00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:13,073
You got it.
730
00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:18,979
Why don't you let me show you around?
See what we do here.
731
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:20,549
Maybe you'll learn a little something.
732
00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:26,646
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
733
00:45:26,824 --> 00:45:28,815
[CROWD CHEERING]
734
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,512
-How you doing, queen?
-Good.
735
00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:58,686
-You feeling good? Having a good time?
-Mm-hm.
736
00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:03,020
All right, Mr. Augustus, I want you to keep
taking care of this beauty, you hear me?
737
00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:05,454
-Yes, ma'am.
-All right.
738
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,256
[ALL CHEERING]
739
00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:27,907
[ALL CHEERING]
740
00:47:07,425 --> 00:47:09,825
[ALL CHEERING]
741
00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:32,372
[ALL CHEERING]
742
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,689
[BANDO JONEZ'S "SEX YOU" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
743
00:47:55,406 --> 00:47:57,397
[ALL CHEERING]
744
00:48:29,273 --> 00:48:31,264
[ALL CHEERING]
745
00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:09,235
[ALL CHEERING]
746
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,785
[ALL CHEERING]
747
00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:34,834
That was beautiful, baby, as always.
Just beautiful.
748
00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:36,503
All right, ladies.
749
00:49:36,841 --> 00:49:38,240
Are you having a good time tonight?
750
00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:41,071
[ALL CHEERING]
751
00:49:41,245 --> 00:49:42,974
That's what I thought.
752
00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:46,082
But you know
there's always a queen up in here...
753
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:49,515
...who must be reminded
of how beautiful she is.
754
00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,084
Don‘t be shy. Where you at?
755
00:49:52,256 --> 00:49:54,281
Ooh. Boom.
756
00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:55,857
There you go.
757
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,021
Give me your hand.
758
00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,023
Do you know how beautiful you are?
759
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:04,258
Queens, ain't she beautiful?
760
00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:07,097
[ALL CHEERING]
761
00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:09,330
You hear that? But you know what?
762
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:13,705
If you're not gonna take our word for it,
we just gonna show you. Okay?
763
00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:17,044
So let me present to you...
764
00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:20,540
...the absolutely adorable...
765
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:22,441
...Andre.
766
00:50:23,888 --> 00:50:25,378
What's your name?
767
00:50:26,957 --> 00:50:28,390
Caroline.
768
00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:31,352
Don‘t be shy. That's a beautiful name.
769
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,394
It was my grandmother's.
770
00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:34,857
What did she do?
771
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:39,628
Um, she was the first female,
black grocery owner in the state.
772
00:50:39,803 --> 00:50:40,963
Strong woman.
773
00:50:41,138 --> 00:50:44,073
What brings you to Domina?
Other than the obvious.
774
00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:46,403
Celebrating my divorce.
775
00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:49,577
And your girlfriends brought you out
to have a good time. Huh?
776
00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:52,375
Good job. I'll take it from here. Caroline...
777
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:56,985
...would you mind sitting for me right here?
778
00:50:57,421 --> 00:50:58,911
That would be great.
779
00:50:59,256 --> 00:51:03,750
And, um, one last thing:
What's your favorite thing?
780
00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:06,222
-Alcohol.
-Alcohol.
781
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,922
-Heh.
-Okay. Alcohol.
782
00:51:09,099 --> 00:51:14,162
I'm gonna need some crowd participation
on this one, so just follow my lead.
783
00:51:15,039 --> 00:51:17,439
Yeah. Uh-uh-uh.
784
00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:18,905
Okay.
785
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,067
[ALL SNAPPING FINGERS]
786
00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:25,874
[RAPPING] Young Caroline
Give a nigga half your time
787
00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:28,450
She like alcohol
But you ain't here to hear me whine
788
00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:31,179
[In looking at your backside
l'rn trying to stay patient
789
00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:33,846
Make that thing clap
That's a standing ovation
790
00:51:34,024 --> 00:51:36,618
Grandma independent
She don't need your help
791
00:51:36,794 --> 00:51:39,354
But you don't really feel that way
About yourself
792
00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:43,466
That's why the name feel funny in your mouth
You don't believe it, but I can see it
793
00:51:43,634 --> 00:51:46,967
And fuck that dude, he don't get you
I know you cool and I just met you
794
00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:49,537
Pick you up around 8
loan come and get you
795
00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:52,574
On the coast, and we ballin'
Back and forth like it's ping-pong
796
00:51:52,743 --> 00:51:55,303
And you ain't got a thing on
Let me sing your theme song
797
00:51:55,479 --> 00:52:00,246
Caroline
This could be something special
798
00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:04,945
This love of mine
Will never let go
799
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:10,651
If I could make you mine
Oh, l'd treat you so special
800
00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:14,127
Be mine
Oh, be mine
801
00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:16,493
All right, I need y'all to clap on this one.
802
00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:21,730
Caroline
This could be something special
803
00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:26,239
This love of mine
Could never let go
804
00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:31,848
And if I make you mine
Oh, l'd treat you so special
805
00:52:32,016 --> 00:52:33,347
Be mine
806
00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:36,408
[ALL CHEERING]
807
00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:38,578
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
808
00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:58,097
Why are you here?
809
00:53:02,379 --> 00:53:05,109
You know, me and the guys were, Uh....
810
00:53:05,949 --> 00:53:07,780
We were near Savannah.
811
00:53:09,386 --> 00:53:11,616
And I couldn't not see you.
812
00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:17,288
Okay.
813
00:53:19,129 --> 00:53:20,460
And?
814
00:53:22,232 --> 00:53:25,633
Don't laugh. We're going up
to the convention and...
815
00:53:25,969 --> 00:53:30,065
...I don't know, we're going to have
one crazy night to put this to bed and...
816
00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:35,301
...I don't know, I just thought it could be fun.
817
00:53:37,247 --> 00:53:38,737
The convention?
818
00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:41,407
You mean to tell me
you came all the way here...
819
00:53:41,585 --> 00:53:44,076
...to see me
about that bullshit convention?
820
00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:46,313
No. Look, I know.
821
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:49,156
I just thought it...
822
00:53:49,827 --> 00:53:52,921
...presented itself
as an interesting opportunity for us to--
823
00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:54,428
No, no, no.
824
00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:58,591
For you maybe. What the hell
do I need a convention for?
825
00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:01,260
You don't. That's not what I'm saying.
Let me finish.
826
00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:03,235
No. Uh-uh. No.
827
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:06,274
I haven't talked to you for eight years
since you walked out.
828
00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:10,174
Did I walk out on you? Because if! remember
correctly, I went and took a job.
829
00:54:10,347 --> 00:54:12,838
When I came back,
someone wouldn't let me in the house.
830
00:54:13,016 --> 00:54:16,952
Mike, what makes you think you can
come up in here afterall this time...
831
00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:20,682
...and snap your fingers
and I'm supposed to do a favor for you?
832
00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:22,257
Okay.
833
00:54:25,028 --> 00:54:26,290
Maybe...
834
00:54:27,297 --> 00:54:29,527
...l'm an idiot. I'm sorry. I'm...
835
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,294
...not saying that at all.
836
00:54:32,469 --> 00:54:34,198
Really?
837
00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:36,305
I don't need a favor from you.
838
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,632
Fuck the convention.
839
00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:42,201
Don't-- All it is...
840
00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:47,216
...is an excuse for us to try
to put this shit between us to bed.
841
00:54:47,651 --> 00:54:49,050
That's all.
842
00:55:07,070 --> 00:55:08,560
Oh, shit.
843
00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:11,330
[ALL CHEERING]
844
00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:14,502
Thank you, Octavius.
845
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:17,006
Ooh. You're wonderful.
846
00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:19,243
My queens, gather.
847
00:55:19,683 --> 00:55:21,913
I need you. I need you.
848
00:55:23,086 --> 00:55:26,021
You ever had a ghost
come to your front door’?
849
00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:29,917
A ghost from your past,
one that still makes you shiver?
850
00:55:30,093 --> 00:55:31,754
[WOMEN HOLLER]
851
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:35,330
I had one today. So I need your help.
852
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:38,531
I need you to help me...
853
00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:42,536
...make a decision of whether
I should leave that ghost in his grave...
854
00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:45,433
...or give him an opportunity
to be resurrected.
855
00:55:45,776 --> 00:55:47,767
ALL:
Resurrected!
856
00:55:47,945 --> 00:55:49,207
ROME:
Okay.
857
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,848
I got a little treat for y'all tonight.
858
00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:54,881
It's a man I knew...
859
00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:58,110
...as White Chocolate.
860
00:55:58,288 --> 00:56:00,620
[ALL WHOOPING]
861
00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:04,123
Some might know him...
862
00:56:04,728 --> 00:56:06,161
...as Magic Mike.
863
00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:08,059
WOMAN:
Woo-hoo!
864
00:56:09,633 --> 00:56:13,399
We're gonna see if he‘s still got
some magic in that Mike.
865
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:15,561
[ALL CHEERING]
866
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,734
Hello, beautiful.
867
00:56:22,312 --> 00:56:24,303
You down for a little fun tonight?
868
00:56:24,481 --> 00:56:27,814
-Yes.
-All right. Have a seat.
869
00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:30,911
Mike?
870
00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:33,818
-Come on, let's not do this.
-Ah.
871
00:56:34,825 --> 00:56:36,486
-Mm.
MIKE: Mm—mm.
872
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,818
Malik?
873
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,986
[ALL CHEERING]
874
00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:42,495
[JACQUEES' "FEEL IT" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
875
00:56:44,701 --> 00:56:47,397
MAN [SINGING]:
I'm gon' make you feel it....
876
00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:50,998
Come on, man. You got this.
877
00:56:51,441 --> 00:56:52,669
Yeah, come on!
878
00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:55,243
Yeah, baby! Yeah, Mike!
879
00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:02,683
I'm gon' make you feel it
880
00:57:07,357 --> 00:57:09,518
I'm gon' make you feel it
881
00:57:10,027 --> 00:57:12,018
[ALL CHEERING]
882
00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:17,526
I'm gon' make you feel it....
883
00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:21,528
RICHIE:
Yeah.
884
00:57:22,205 --> 00:57:24,469
TITO:
Show them how it's done, Mikey!
885
00:57:26,043 --> 00:57:28,034
[ALL CHEERING]
886
00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:33,813
Sweating while you callin' me daddy
887
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:37,044
Giving you the best you ever had, babe
888
00:57:37,754 --> 00:57:41,212
Make me feel like you ain't ever had it
889
00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:44,554
Stretching you out like you are elastic
890
00:57:44,728 --> 00:57:48,459
Turn around, poke it out so I can grab it
891
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:52,762
Flip that ass over like we in gymnastics...
892
00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:55,728
[ALL CHEERING]
893
00:57:56,606 --> 00:58:00,269
Baby, tell me that you want it deeper
894
00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:03,072
I don't ever wanna come out
895
00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:07,810
Put you in a coma, you're a sleeper
896
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:11,785
I know that your body's been drowsed
897
00:58:11,955 --> 00:58:14,788
I'm gon' make you feel it
898
00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:22,095
I'm gon' make you feel it
899
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:26,536
Tell me, do you wanna be bad
900
00:58:26,703 --> 00:58:30,264
Tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe
901
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,206
With the shots, pow-pow
You bust off like an UZI
902
00:58:34,378 --> 00:58:37,939
Think I’m gonna need another mat, babe
903
00:58:38,115 --> 00:58:41,050
Back that ass up on me like l'mjuvie....
904
00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:43,209
[ALL CHEERING]
905
00:58:44,988 --> 00:58:48,856
It's going down, turn around
Let me feel yo booty
906
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:52,484
[In a private in your parts
I'm at duty
907
00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:55,187
Girl, give it to me
908
00:58:57,034 --> 00:59:00,470
Baby, you remind me of my jeep-er
909
00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:04,801
The way you body's bouncing up and down
910
00:59:04,975 --> 00:59:08,502
Feels like a tsunami or Katrina...
911
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:11,370
[ALL CHEERING]
912
00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:15,050
I'm gon' make you feel it....
913
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:28,923
So seeing as though you are leaving again...
914
00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:34,570
...l have Andre over here to take care of you.
He'll take you wherever you want to go.
915
00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:37,037
We got to get on the road.
916
00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:45,277
This was, uh-- This was fun.
Whatever, I guess, that this was.
917
00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:51,180
-It was good seeing you.
-Likewise.
918
00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:53,350
So...
919
00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:57,685
...what was that?
Y'all used to dance together?
920
00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:00,523
Uh.... Yeah. Look, it's a....
921
01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:03,522
It's a long, long story, but, uh...
922
01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:07,431
...Rome and I met each other
at a very interesting time in our lives and...
923
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:10,539
-...I guess you could say that we had a thing.
-Mm.
924
01:00:10,707 --> 01:00:12,140
-Yeah.
-For real, man.
925
01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:14,709
-I'd say you had a thing.
-Yeah, well...
926
01:00:15,312 --> 01:00:19,476
...Until I, Uh, went to work with Dallas. Yeah.
927
01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:24,142
So is she going to come help us, or what?
928
01:00:24,721 --> 01:00:25,779
No.
929
01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,720
No, ldon't think
that's going to actually happen.
930
01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:32,885
Rome likes to stay in her castle.
That's why she built it.
931
01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:36,722
So I'm getting on 95 North, right?
932
01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:40,161
Yeah. It's just outside of Charleston.
933
01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:44,239
She texted me the address.
I'll tell you when we get closer.
934
01:00:44,407 --> 01:00:46,841
-You need a copilot?
-Yes, please.
935
01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:51,072
That was insane tonight, man.
936
01:00:51,414 --> 01:00:53,848
-Thanks.
-l'm serious, dude.
937
01:00:54,017 --> 01:00:56,577
-It was a good night.
-Your stuff is revolutionary.
938
01:00:56,753 --> 01:01:00,348
-Sometimes the songs are a little--
-No, it was perfect. Are you kidding me?
939
01:01:00,524 --> 01:01:03,084
-I appreciate that.
-You just made that up on the spot.
940
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:05,592
Rome likes us to put our passion
in our work.
941
01:01:05,762 --> 01:01:08,697
Well, it shows.
I've never seen anything like that.
942
01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:11,429
Are you doing anything else
with your music?
943
01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:14,363
I'm trying. I put it up online.
944
01:01:14,538 --> 01:01:17,598
Hopefully it'll spread
through social media, but...
945
01:01:17,774 --> 01:01:20,038
...honestly, with this E.P. coming out, it's....
946
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,872
-Cool, man.
-lt‘s hard to get people to pay attention.
947
01:01:23,046 --> 01:01:26,277
Because there's so much shit
that comes on the Internet every day.
948
01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:28,440
I just want to stay authentic.
949
01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:31,849
At least you're trying, man.
At least you're trying.
950
01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:35,458
That's why I moved down to Florida
back in the day, to do music stuff.
951
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,217
-Really?
-Yeah.
952
01:01:37,561 --> 01:01:41,292
I sang in "Dream Along With Mickey"
at Disney World from '03 to '05.
953
01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:43,121
-What?
-Yeah, man.
954
01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:48,237
I started out as the Donald Duck understudy,
but I was playing Mickey by my second year.
955
01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:53,399
I got signed by an agent, booked
a couple regional commercial spots.
956
01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:56,335
One day I heard an ad
on the radio looking for dancers.
957
01:01:56,513 --> 01:01:58,504
And you know how that shit goes, so....
Heh-heh.
958
01:01:58,682 --> 01:02:00,650
When I started this, I thought...
959
01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,082
...man, I thought I'd hate it.
960
01:02:03,253 --> 01:02:06,916
But now, if the E.P. blew up tomorrow...
961
01:02:07,257 --> 01:02:09,487
...l'd probably still do this on the side.
962
01:02:09,659 --> 01:02:11,490
-l'm serious.
-You're shitting me.
963
01:02:11,661 --> 01:02:15,995
Do you see how many girls
I meet every day? For free?
964
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,393
For free! I don't got to pay for dinner.
All I do is sing.
965
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:21,560
Think about that.
966
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:25,265
These girls have to deal with men
in their lives every day who...
967
01:02:25,442 --> 01:02:28,002
...don't listen to them,
don‘t ask them what they want.
968
01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:30,169
They don't even ask them what they want!
969
01:02:30,347 --> 01:02:32,440
All we got to do is ask them what they want.
970
01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,948
And when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing.
971
01:02:35,118 --> 01:02:38,110
We're like healers or something.
972
01:02:38,455 --> 01:02:39,786
Yes, man.
973
01:02:40,123 --> 01:02:41,454
-Fuck, yes!
-We are.
974
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:43,456
-That's right.
-We're healers.
975
01:02:43,627 --> 01:02:45,185
We're healers, man.
976
01:02:45,362 --> 01:02:48,354
We can be. We can be.
977
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:50,630
I like that.
978
01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:15,654
-Thanks for the ride.
-No problem.
979
01:03:15,825 --> 01:03:19,226
-Good talking to you. Safe home.
-Look us up when you get back.
980
01:03:20,397 --> 01:03:22,126
You sure this is the place?
981
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,665
I'm positive. She said it, and I got the text.
982
01:03:24,834 --> 01:03:27,564
Looks like somebody hooked up
with a trust fund baby!
983
01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:31,764
I just hit her with her favorite flavor, baby,
and we're living large.
984
01:03:32,676 --> 01:03:34,007
Megan?
985
01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:36,905
Hello?
986
01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:39,912
Megan?
987
01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:42,483
There's some law of attraction
going on here.
988
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,246
Megan! It's Tito! Hey!
989
01:03:46,756 --> 01:03:48,417
Oh, shit.
990
01:03:49,025 --> 01:03:50,356
Who are you?
991
01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:55,755
-Just, Uh, friends of Megan.
-Ah.
992
01:03:55,932 --> 01:03:57,524
ls Megan here?
993
01:03:57,701 --> 01:04:00,431
My daughter and her friends are outside.
994
01:04:01,104 --> 01:04:02,594
Who are you?
995
01:04:02,772 --> 01:04:06,037
Oh, you're having a party.
We‘ll just go out. Megan is back this way?
996
01:04:06,209 --> 01:04:08,939
You hold on.
Y'all can't just walk in my house...
997
01:04:09,112 --> 01:04:12,172
...like strangers without having a hello drink.
998
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:13,782
[LAUGHS]
999
01:04:13,950 --> 01:04:16,350
You come on now and have a seat.
1000
01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:19,283
What you want? You want red?
You want white?
1001
01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:23,790
We got whiskey. We got shine.
Y'all get some. Ha-ha.
1002
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,293
How about we start with wine
and end with shine?
1003
01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:29,295
-I like that rule.
-Ha—ha-ha.
1004
01:04:29,466 --> 01:04:31,798
Why don't you come sit right here?
Come on.
1005
01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:34,799
-Oh, shit!
-Thank you so much.
1006
01:04:34,971 --> 01:04:36,233
TITO:
It smells good.
1007
01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:38,897
NANCY: Well, cheers!
-All right. Cheers.
1008
01:04:39,075 --> 01:04:40,542
Eye contact.
1009
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,803
Thank you for your hospitality, ma'am.
1010
01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:45,142
Quit that proper shit!
1011
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,641
You sound just like my ex.
1012
01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:49,979
What are your names?
1013
01:04:50,153 --> 01:04:54,146
I'm Mike. This is Tito, Ken, Richie...
1014
01:04:55,058 --> 01:04:56,719
Uh....
1015
01:04:59,262 --> 01:05:01,162
-Ernest.
-Ernest. Ernest.
1016
01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:02,662
Well, I'm Nancy.
1017
01:05:02,832 --> 01:05:06,825
And this is Mae, Julia, Diane and Jessica.
1018
01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:09,995
MIKE: Hey. Nice to meet you.
KEN: Nice to meet you.
1019
01:05:10,173 --> 01:05:12,266
Y'all don't look like you're from around here.
1020
01:05:12,842 --> 01:05:15,276
We‘re from Miami.
1021
01:05:15,445 --> 01:05:18,175
-Florida.
-Yeah.
1022
01:05:18,515 --> 01:05:20,676
There's one in Ohio, dude.
1023
01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:23,011
Just passing through on our way
to Myrtle Beach.
1024
01:05:23,186 --> 01:05:25,677
-Oh! Myrtle Beach!
-Redneck Riviera.
1025
01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:28,016
Y'all should try Kiawah instead.
1026
01:05:28,191 --> 01:05:32,685
-Oh, yeah, I heard that's real nice, ma'am.
-"Oh, yeah, I heard that‘s real nice, ma'am."
1027
01:05:33,196 --> 01:05:35,687
-Listen to him!
-ls that what I sound like?
1028
01:05:35,865 --> 01:05:36,889
You're good!
1029
01:05:37,066 --> 01:05:38,465
Damn.
1030
01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:42,972
Don't think I don't know
what you're doing here with those girls.
1031
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,031
How do y'all know my daughter?
1032
01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:50,574
We just met her in Jacksonville at a....
1033
01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:52,612
-It was a bar.
-A bar!
1034
01:05:53,049 --> 01:05:56,075
Well, that's my daughter.
Always making new friends!
1035
01:05:56,252 --> 01:05:59,221
[ALL LAUGHING]
1036
01:05:59,389 --> 01:06:01,118
So, what do y'all do?
1037
01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:02,889
-We are...
-|, uh....
1038
01:06:03,059 --> 01:06:04,253
Hey! How are you?
1039
01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:06,554
TITO: Hey.
WOMEN: Hi.
1040
01:06:06,729 --> 01:06:09,061
KEN: There you are.
-Hi. What are y'all talking about?
1041
01:06:09,232 --> 01:06:12,463
NANCY: The boys are just about to tell us
what they do for a living.
1042
01:06:13,570 --> 01:06:16,334
Mm—hm. We, uh....
1043
01:06:17,106 --> 01:06:18,573
[MIKE CHUCKLES]
1044
01:06:18,741 --> 01:06:22,074
-Well, I have my own furniture company.
KEN: Yeah.
1045
01:06:22,245 --> 01:06:25,737
Tito here is into yogurt.
1046
01:06:26,082 --> 01:06:28,573
Frozen yogurt. Artisanal.
1047
01:06:29,085 --> 01:06:32,851
Ken is a budding actor and, uh...
1048
01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:34,922
...Level 3 Reiki healer.
1049
01:06:35,091 --> 01:06:37,753
So if you need any work done, uh....
1050
01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:41,590
Ernie is an artist. He's a painter.
1051
01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:43,922
Morn, they're male strippers.
1052
01:06:44,601 --> 01:06:46,193
NANCY:
Now that makes sense.
1053
01:06:46,369 --> 01:06:48,496
Why didn‘t you say so in the first place?
1054
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:52,198
MEGAN: It's fucking awkward to do that!
-This is fucked up.
1055
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:54,866
NANCY:
Enough with that fucking language!
1056
01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:59,044
My God, I don't think I‘ve ever had
a real live stripper in my house before.
1057
01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:01,183
KEN: You have now.
RICHIE: Well, actually...
1058
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:04,445
-...the technical term is male entertainer.
NANCY: Oh, my.
1059
01:07:04,621 --> 01:07:07,454
Mom, they're not here for that.
They're just friends.
1060
01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:09,489
Of course not.
1061
01:07:10,126 --> 01:07:13,027
Diana, go down and grab us
some more vino.
1062
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:17,223
No, no! Don't you worry, I got this.
I'll reload, Nancy.
1063
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,961
Okay, baby. Just get anything
that looks expensive.
1064
01:07:21,137 --> 01:07:23,799
As much of the good stuff
as your little arms can carry.
1065
01:07:23,973 --> 01:07:25,372
You got it.
1066
01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,370
MIKE:
I got arms. I'll help.
1067
01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:31,336
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1068
01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:36,480
WOMAN:
Are you Native American, Tito?
1069
01:07:38,821 --> 01:07:41,255
TITO:
Yes, on my mother's side.
1070
01:07:41,424 --> 01:07:44,052
Really, I've got it. Thanks, though.
1071
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:46,752
Oh, you do not have it.
1072
01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:50,593
By what I just saw up there, we are going
to need a fucking pack mule...
1073
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,833
...to water that bunch. So I don't know...
1074
01:07:54,337 --> 01:07:56,100
...let's fucking do this.
1075
01:07:56,606 --> 01:07:59,166
I thought you were supposed
to be in New York, by the way.
1076
01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:02,743
Oh, wait, is that not where we are? Whoa.
1077
01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,014
MIKE:
Hmm?
1078
01:08:06,950 --> 01:08:08,611
I changed my mind.
1079
01:08:10,853 --> 01:08:14,289
Does that mean you are gonna be
on the pole or not? Because...
1080
01:08:14,457 --> 01:08:17,119
..."Dolly Titz on the main stage,
coming up for you, boys.
1081
01:08:17,293 --> 01:08:21,593
Get your dollar bills out and let's brighten
her day" sounds awesome to me.
1082
01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:23,288
[SARCASTICALLY]
Ha, ha.
1083
01:08:23,466 --> 01:08:25,627
Nice callback, Clitoria.
1084
01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:28,464
It's low-hanging fruit. I can't help myself.
1085
01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:30,299
What's the plan now?
1086
01:08:30,473 --> 01:08:32,031
-Currently?
-Yep.
1087
01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:37,043
Find the perfect dynamite
for that powder keg Upstairs and...
1088
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,376
...watch it blow.
1089
01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:41,477
Okay.
1090
01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:43,141
What are we looking for’?
1091
01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:47,887
Something old and expensive.
To fit in upstairs.
1092
01:08:48,391 --> 01:08:49,756
Cool.
1093
01:08:51,227 --> 01:08:53,161
They all look the same to me.
1094
01:08:53,329 --> 01:08:54,660
Racist.
1095
01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:03,434
-Hmm?
4959 Chateau Lafite. That'll do.
1096
01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:08,335
You see, what I hear is that guy
isn't taking care of his own shit.
1097
01:09:08,911 --> 01:09:13,075
How are you going to expect your lady
to trim the hedges, if you're not willing to...
1098
01:09:13,516 --> 01:09:14,915
...prune the tree?
1099
01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:17,575
[LAUGHTER]
1100
01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:20,154
I have a three-day max growth rule.
1101
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:23,087
-Really?
-Abso-fucking-lutely, ma'am.
1102
01:09:23,259 --> 01:09:24,749
-Wow.
-Pardon my language.
1103
01:09:24,927 --> 01:09:27,191
-Oh, please.
-We got wine!
1104
01:09:27,363 --> 01:09:28,830
[ALL CHEER]
1105
01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:31,660
-A basket full of wine!
MIKE: We got a basket of wine.
1106
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,860
NANCY: You are missing out
on some husband tales in here.
1107
01:09:35,038 --> 01:09:36,198
Or ex-husband tales.
1108
01:09:36,372 --> 01:09:40,433
Julia and I are trying to lure Mae and Diana
over to the dark side.
1109
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:42,942
Use the Force, Nance.
1110
01:09:43,112 --> 01:09:46,707
Come on, Mae, it's your turn.
1111
01:09:47,050 --> 01:09:49,041
Come on, Mae.
1112
01:09:49,385 --> 01:09:54,288
Come on, Mae, we know it ain't
all peaches and roses in that bedroom.
1113
01:09:54,457 --> 01:09:56,288
Cone of Silence here.
1114
01:09:56,726 --> 01:09:59,217
Fine. I'll go then.
1115
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:01,887
Ugh. Here's a whopper for you.
1116
01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:06,365
-Here we go.
-Roger's the only man I've ever slept with.
1117
01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:08,731
-Terrible.
-Then you are going to get more wine.
1118
01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:10,964
[NANCY CHUCKLES]
1119
01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:12,402
[SIGHING]
Yeah.
1120
01:10:12,575 --> 01:10:16,978
I lost my virginity to him when I was 17,
and that was that.
1121
01:10:17,146 --> 01:10:19,137
Two beautiful daughters...
1122
01:10:19,482 --> 01:10:22,974
...but only one penis my entire fucking life.
1123
01:10:23,319 --> 01:10:28,382
Sadly, I was too naive to recognize
that he was a gay man.
1124
01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:30,219
Mom, you don't know that.
1125
01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:33,260
I knew enough. I knew he liked it
when I put my fing--
1126
01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:34,896
Mom! I don't want to hear that.
1127
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:36,998
-Well, you need to!
-lt's not so terrible.
1128
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:40,658
NANCY: Because I pissed away
all of this on one man.
1129
01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:43,397
And you are not going
to make the same mistake.
1130
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,939
MEGAN: Got it.
-That's why I tell these girls...
1131
01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:49,010
...to play the field.
1132
01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:53,171
And don't stop until you find one that...
1133
01:10:53,349 --> 01:10:55,715
...rocks your fucking socks off!
1134
01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:57,853
KEN: My motto.
RICHIE: Hear, hear! Ha-ha-ha.
1135
01:10:58,020 --> 01:11:00,784
TARZAN: Well, you know, Nancy,
that plays both ways.
1136
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:04,859
I think I've had as good a run as anybody.
1137
01:11:05,528 --> 01:11:09,521
But I'd trade it all in a heartbeat
to come home to a wife, a kid...
1138
01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,291
...people that love me.
1139
01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:15,534
That hole is never going to be filled.
1140
01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,969
That ship fucking sailed.
1141
01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:22,105
Wow.
1142
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,302
2531531.
1143
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:27,711
-I think my soul just died a little bit.
TITO: I love you, Ernie.
1144
01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:31,279
Well, Hank and I have never had sex
with the lights on.
1145
01:11:31,721 --> 01:11:33,052
What?
1146
01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:36,214
Every time it starts,
he just goes and turns them off.
1147
01:11:36,392 --> 01:11:39,657
And I try to drop hints, but, Uh....
1148
01:11:39,829 --> 01:11:41,820
Maybe it's me, I don't know.
1149
01:11:42,231 --> 01:11:44,563
NANCY:
Come on. Never once?
1150
01:11:44,734 --> 01:11:46,326
Never.
1151
01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:48,732
KEN:
He's not showing you how beautiful you are.
1152
01:11:48,905 --> 01:11:51,897
You're gorgeous. You know that, right?
She's gorgeous, right?
1153
01:11:52,074 --> 01:11:55,566
I'm not just talking about the paint job.
I'm not talking about this vessel.
1154
01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:57,736
I'm talking about what's inside you.
1155
01:11:57,914 --> 01:12:00,747
I read energy in my work, and yours is...
1156
01:12:01,083 --> 01:12:03,415
...pure and sweet...
1157
01:12:03,586 --> 01:12:06,180
...and loving and nurturing.
1158
01:12:06,355 --> 01:12:10,018
Talk to him. If he won't worship you,
there's a lot of guys out there who will.
1159
01:12:10,193 --> 01:12:11,751
And the line starts here.
1160
01:12:11,928 --> 01:12:13,828
-Winds around this room too.
-Absolutely.
1161
01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:15,793
KEN:
You know that, right?
1162
01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:19,423
Good. No, don't get shy on me.
I want to hear you say it.
1163
01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:21,267
Own it.
1164
01:12:22,271 --> 01:12:24,603
I don't know what to say to him.
1165
01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:28,938
KEN: Tell him what your fantasy is.
And make sure he does it with the lights on.
1166
01:12:29,111 --> 01:12:31,602
If he doesn't,
then y'all have a serious problem.
1167
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:34,714
Well, I, um....
1168
01:12:34,884 --> 01:12:37,614
When we were in college
and falling in love...
1169
01:12:37,787 --> 01:12:41,188
...we used to listen to that song "Heaven."
1170
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,791
Oh, shit! Yes!
1171
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,621
I love that song.
1172
01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:48,855
[SINGING]
Oh thinkin' about all our younger years
1173
01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:50,623
RICHIE: Yeah.
TITO: Come on.
1174
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,701
There was only you and me
1175
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:57,135
We were young and wild and free
1176
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,535
-Will you hold this for me?
TITO: Come on.
1177
01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:02,200
Now nothin' can take you away from me
1178
01:13:03,346 --> 01:13:06,509
We've been down that road before
1179
01:13:06,682 --> 01:13:08,479
But that's over now
1180
01:13:08,651 --> 01:13:09,982
[ALL LAUGHING]
1181
01:13:10,152 --> 01:13:13,417
You keep me comin' back for more
1182
01:13:13,589 --> 01:13:15,989
Baby, you're all that I want
1183
01:13:16,158 --> 01:13:19,525
When you're lyin' here in my arms
1184
01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:23,597
I’m findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
1185
01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:25,063
KEN: Come on, boys.
TITO: Yeah.
1186
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:28,328
And love is all that I need
1187
01:13:28,504 --> 01:13:31,940
ALL [SINGING]:
And I found it there in your heart
1188
01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:34,440
It isn't too hard to see
1189
01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:37,242
We're in heaven
1190
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,244
[KEN LAUGHS]
1191
01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:41,839
KEN:
Do you feel good?
1192
01:13:43,119 --> 01:13:44,848
MAE: That's wonderful!
-Whoa!
1193
01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:47,345
MAE:
I don't think Hank can do that.
1194
01:13:47,523 --> 01:13:48,547
[ALL LAUGHING]
1195
01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:53,359
Doctor's in the house, baby.
The doctor has checked into the building!
1196
01:13:53,529 --> 01:13:54,689
MAE:
Oh, thank you.
1197
01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:56,729
Yeah! Fuck, Ken!
1198
01:13:56,899 --> 01:13:58,764
-Whoo!
-What the fuck?
1199
01:13:59,535 --> 01:14:02,766
Y'all know that was my audition song.
Yeah, it was one of them.
1200
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:04,873
[ALL LAUGH]
1201
01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:06,303
It's awesome.
1202
01:14:06,475 --> 01:14:11,310
Oh, God, ljust love this fucking night!
1203
01:14:11,647 --> 01:14:13,478
I love it!
1204
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:18,748
I wish we had known you guys
back in our day, you know?
1205
01:14:18,921 --> 01:14:21,822
Well, I'd say it's still your day, ma'am.
1206
01:14:22,825 --> 01:14:23,883
[CHUCKLES]
1207
01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:25,550
Thank you, Richie.
1208
01:14:26,896 --> 01:14:28,261
[CHUCKLES]
1209
01:14:29,065 --> 01:14:30,498
Stand Up.
1210
01:14:30,666 --> 01:14:33,066
-Oh, no.
-Come on, stand Up.
1211
01:14:33,235 --> 01:14:35,226
[ALL LAUGHING]
1212
01:14:36,172 --> 01:14:37,901
[NANCY LAUGHING]
1213
01:14:38,074 --> 01:14:42,135
Oh, my God, just look at you.
You are just perfect.
1214
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,074
Damn!
1215
01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:45,736
[NANCY LAUGHING]
1216
01:14:45,915 --> 01:14:47,075
Oh, God.
1217
01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:51,185
Oh, damn, look at you.
I hate to be rude, but...
1218
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:52,748
You want to pop the hood.
1219
01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:54,651
[EXHALES]
1220
01:14:57,259 --> 01:14:58,590
Okay.
1221
01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:01,086
Oh, my God!
1222
01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:03,999
MEGAN: Mom!
NANCY: Oh, please!
1223
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:07,168
Of course, you're eating cake
by yourself when...
1224
01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:10,965
...the fireworks are about to go off in there.
This isn't concerning at all.
1225
01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:14,439
What can I say? I like cake.
1226
01:15:15,544 --> 01:15:18,377
Do you have any idea
what's going on out there?
1227
01:15:18,714 --> 01:15:20,341
A lady is about to get...
1228
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:22,541
I don't even know how to put it into words.
1229
01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:24,276
No, I'm a cookie guy.
1230
01:15:24,887 --> 01:15:25,945
What?
1231
01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:28,716
-Yeah.
-It's red fucking velvet.
1232
01:15:28,891 --> 01:15:32,054
I would take a pack of Oreos
over that bullshit any day of the week.
1233
01:15:32,228 --> 01:15:35,220
-What's wrong with you?
-Nothing's wrong. Cookies are awesome.
1234
01:15:35,398 --> 01:15:37,958
I don't think we have anything
to say to one another.
1235
01:15:38,134 --> 01:15:39,863
If you don't want to talk about it--
1236
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:43,369
I don't know if it's about New York,
but I intuit it might be...
1237
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:46,474
...l'm going to start hiding
the kitchen knives in a minute.
1238
01:15:46,642 --> 01:15:49,805
Seriously, it is that obvious. What's up?
1239
01:15:52,748 --> 01:15:56,582
I met a photographer in Miami
at this party I was working at.
1240
01:15:57,586 --> 01:16:00,749
He was nice and married and all of that.
1241
01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:04,923
Took a look at my photos
and said I had an eye.
1242
01:16:05,995 --> 01:16:09,158
Offered me a job right there
on the spot as his assistant.
1243
01:16:09,498 --> 01:16:12,763
That's cool. Did he offer
a place for you to stay as well...
1244
01:16:12,935 --> 01:16:15,665
...that happened to be his house
when his wife was away?
1245
01:16:15,838 --> 01:16:18,170
That--? Yeah.
1246
01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:20,207
Wait, were you there?
1247
01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:22,708
I was there, but in drag.
You wouldn't have recognized me.
1248
01:16:22,878 --> 01:16:26,405
-Mm.
-But I just want to throw this out there.
1249
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:30,575
Um, this might be God's way of giving you
a second chance at Myrtle Beach.
1250
01:16:32,021 --> 01:16:37,357
Mm. Any God worth believing in certainly
sends you dudes in thongs when in need.
1251
01:16:39,628 --> 01:16:42,893
Or she just knows
that some asshole in Miami--
1252
01:16:43,065 --> 01:16:46,296
-She?
-Yes, my God is a she. Um....
1253
01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:48,899
She just might know that...
1254
01:16:49,638 --> 01:16:52,971
...some asshole in Miami stole your smile,
and you need it back.
1255
01:16:54,877 --> 01:16:58,108
And I can guarantee you that strippers...
1256
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:02,376
...will give smiles a-plenty
and make you forget about New York.
1257
01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:06,043
And if that doesn't work,
then there will be 3000 women there...
1258
01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:09,385
...seeing as you're not in a boy phase.
1259
01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:11,993
-That was quite a pitch.
-Mmm.
1260
01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:16,222
When shit's not going your way, getting
a little crazy with some random friends...
1261
01:17:16,398 --> 01:17:19,595
...has a way of helping you
sort out your own shit.
1262
01:17:19,768 --> 01:17:21,565
So I'm yourfriend now?
1263
01:17:21,737 --> 01:17:25,798
You've seen me pee. I don't know anyone
that's not my friend that's seen me pee.
1264
01:17:27,776 --> 01:17:29,243
Fair enough.
1265
01:17:30,346 --> 01:17:33,406
Look, I don't normally trust a cookie guy...
1266
01:17:35,184 --> 01:17:37,015
...but I'll think about it.
1267
01:17:37,186 --> 01:17:38,949
That's valid.
1268
01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:43,581
All right. You think about it, Dolly. I'm
going back in there and feed the wolves...
1269
01:17:43,759 --> 01:17:46,694
...because it's getting a little rabid in there.
All right?
1270
01:17:47,530 --> 01:17:49,259
It's Zoe, by the way.
1271
01:17:49,431 --> 01:17:51,695
Zoe. Nice to meet you.
1272
01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:54,366
Magic. Magic Mike.
1273
01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:57,795
[CHUCKLES]
1274
01:17:57,973 --> 01:17:59,600
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
1275
01:18:00,943 --> 01:18:03,275
[TARZAN SNORING]
1276
01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:11,376
[EXHALES]
1277
01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:26,858
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1278
01:18:29,805 --> 01:18:30,965
Morning, gentlemen.
1279
01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:32,539
-Morning.
-Hey, buddy.
1280
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,233
-Everyone sleep all right?
-Yeah.
1281
01:18:35,744 --> 01:18:37,678
You boys have fun.
1282
01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:40,475
Mmm.
1283
01:18:43,018 --> 01:18:44,747
Mmm.
1284
01:18:47,323 --> 01:18:48,984
Mm.
1285
01:18:50,426 --> 01:18:52,155
[VVHISPERING]
Did you bangee?
1286
01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:53,761
Did you bangee?
1287
01:18:54,430 --> 01:18:56,330
-Yes.
-You banged her?
1288
01:18:56,832 --> 01:18:58,823
Was she the glass slipper?
1289
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,260
Yes, man!
1290
01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:04,099
That beautiful nice lady
was the glass slipper?
1291
01:19:05,608 --> 01:19:08,839
-Hold it. Every inch?
-Wow.
1292
01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:12,611
Y'all had a crazy connection. I could feel it.
1293
01:19:12,781 --> 01:19:14,510
I'm so happy for you.
1294
01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:17,844
-Heh-heh—heh.
-What?
1295
01:19:18,020 --> 01:19:21,683
You got to be kidding me.
You got to be fucking joking.
1296
01:19:22,358 --> 01:19:24,622
-This is us?
-II was the ex-husband's.
1297
01:19:24,793 --> 01:19:28,388
She didn't care what shape I brought it
back in, as long as I brought it back.
1298
01:19:28,564 --> 01:19:32,125
Didn‘t realize she'd actually been married
to Shawn Kemp.
1299
01:19:32,468 --> 01:19:33,799
-Pimping!
-Sweet!
1300
01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:35,800
Beautiful piece of machinery.
1301
01:19:35,971 --> 01:19:37,871
Holy shit!
1302
01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:41,370
We're gonna kill on the strip in Myrtle.
This is gonna kill.
1303
01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:43,935
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1304
01:20:25,788 --> 01:20:27,779
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1305
01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:45,930
[LAUGHING AND WHOOPING]
1306
01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,375
Gentlemen, welcome.
We‘ve been expecting you.
1307
01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:56,541
Mrs. Davidson called ahead, upgraded your
rooms and booked you our conference space.
1308
01:20:56,719 --> 01:20:59,950
-Oh. What's up, Mrs. Davidson?
-Yeah.
1309
01:21:00,122 --> 01:21:03,216
I know what was up Mrs. Davidson!
1310
01:21:05,227 --> 01:21:07,195
TITO:
That's sick, man.
1311
01:21:08,464 --> 01:21:11,900
-NoI Get out of here!
TARZAN: Come on, man.
1312
01:21:12,735 --> 01:21:15,966
So you think it's okay to have me wait
for you for two hours.
1313
01:21:16,138 --> 01:21:18,538
It‘s not okay,
but someone should've told me.
1314
01:21:19,742 --> 01:21:24,145
-Don't say I never did anything for you.
-I ain‘t never gonna say that, I promise you.
1315
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,474
-Look at this.
ROME: What's up?
1316
01:21:26,648 --> 01:21:28,240
-How you doing, Rome?
-What's up, man?
1317
01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:31,909
-So 3000 women, man?
-Three thousand women. You got some ideas?
1318
01:21:32,087 --> 01:21:34,647
-Yeah, I got some ideas.
-They ain't ready for you.
1319
01:21:34,823 --> 01:21:36,654
They ain‘t ready for us.
1320
01:22:10,359 --> 01:22:12,350
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1321
01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:48,713
[LAUGHTER]
1322
01:23:48,891 --> 01:23:50,222
Good night.
1323
01:23:50,392 --> 01:23:52,292
-Good night, y'all.
-Later, guys.
1324
01:23:52,628 --> 01:23:56,064
Where is your yogurt now, man?
I'm starving.
1325
01:23:56,231 --> 01:23:57,459
Yeah.
1326
01:23:57,633 --> 01:23:59,123
[BOTH GROAN]
1327
01:23:59,301 --> 01:24:03,897
You really think it's going to work?
You think I can pull this off?
1328
01:24:04,239 --> 01:24:06,230
-What, the yogurt truck?
-Yeah.
1329
01:24:06,408 --> 01:24:08,239
Yeah. Absolutely.
1330
01:24:08,577 --> 01:24:12,308
Man, I hope so. I hope I can keep it afloat.
Because nothing...
1331
01:24:12,648 --> 01:24:14,138
...feels that good.
1332
01:24:14,483 --> 01:24:16,815
Other than being onstage.
1333
01:24:16,985 --> 01:24:19,647
But that's why it's going to work.
You love it too much.
1334
01:24:19,821 --> 01:24:20,913
[TITO CHUCKLES]
1335
01:24:21,089 --> 01:24:24,252
Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's not gonna be easy.
1336
01:24:24,426 --> 01:24:29,056
If you want, on the way back down,
I'll go over everything you got.
1337
01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:31,062
We'll go through it.
1338
01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:32,393
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1339
01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:35,503
-That'd be cool, man.
-Heh-heh.
1340
01:24:35,671 --> 01:24:37,502
[TITO EXHALES]
1341
01:24:37,673 --> 01:24:39,664
You know, I get why you left.
1342
01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:42,343
I'm just glad you're back.
1343
01:24:50,953 --> 01:24:52,944
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1344
01:25:06,134 --> 01:25:07,692
WOMAN:
All right, Hypnotize.
1345
01:25:07,869 --> 01:25:10,531
Make sure you see sound and lighting.
They'll hook you up.
1346
01:25:10,706 --> 01:25:12,901
Go on, make some money.
Give him a locker key.
1347
01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:15,040
Next!
1348
01:25:15,777 --> 01:25:17,210
MIKE:
Paris?
1349
01:25:18,714 --> 01:25:21,547
Holy fucking shit. Heh.
1350
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,911
-What are y‘all doing here?
-Hi.
1351
01:25:25,087 --> 01:25:28,386
-Give your mama some sugar!
-How are you? How are you?
1352
01:25:28,557 --> 01:25:31,219
-They always come back.
-Mm-hm.
1353
01:25:31,393 --> 01:25:35,420
I am great. I'm a little confused, because
Dallas didn't let me know y'all were coming.
1354
01:25:35,597 --> 01:25:38,725
-Where is he?
-Dallas is not coming. It's just us.
1355
01:25:39,601 --> 01:25:42,900
-Baby, I don't have a spot for you.
-You got a spot, come on.
1356
01:25:43,071 --> 01:25:46,905
Honey, you know how this works.
You‘re not special.
1357
01:25:47,075 --> 01:25:50,067
Especially you. You've been out! How long?
1358
01:25:50,245 --> 01:25:51,269
[MIKE MUTTERS]
1359
01:25:51,446 --> 01:25:53,641
-Don't worry about it.
-A couple years?
1360
01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:56,807
-You can find us a spot.
-You've not been dancing. Look at you.
1361
01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:58,976
-Are you even in shape?
-lt‘s like riding a bike.
1362
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,951
-Mm-hm.
-Mm.
1363
01:26:01,123 --> 01:26:02,852
I don't know.
1364
01:26:03,025 --> 01:26:04,925
Who's this? Big Dumb Rick?
How you doing?
1365
01:26:05,093 --> 01:26:06,856
-lt's "dick."
-Okay.
1366
01:26:07,029 --> 01:26:09,463
-So you don't have an MC.
-We do have an MC.
1367
01:26:09,631 --> 01:26:11,963
You don't have an MC.
What am I supposed to do?
1368
01:26:12,134 --> 01:26:14,762
We do have an MC.
1369
01:26:14,936 --> 01:26:16,096
ROME:
Hey, gorgeous.
1370
01:26:16,471 --> 01:26:18,939
-Shut the fuck up.
MIKE: Mm-hm.
1371
01:26:19,107 --> 01:26:20,438
[ROME CHUCKLES]
1372
01:26:20,609 --> 01:26:23,100
Hey. How you been?
1373
01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:27,840
-How have you been?
ROME: Good.
1374
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:30,610
So you got a spot for us?
1375
01:26:33,121 --> 01:26:34,952
This girl taught me everything I know.
1376
01:26:35,457 --> 01:26:37,288
[PARIS EXHALES]
1377
01:26:38,794 --> 01:26:41,285
Who is at 10:20? Bumper Grinders?
1378
01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:43,125
[PARIS CLEARS THROAT]
1379
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:46,494
All right.
1380
01:26:46,968 --> 01:26:48,299
For her.
1381
01:26:49,304 --> 01:26:51,795
-1 0:20.
-That's why I love you.
1382
01:26:51,973 --> 01:26:55,067
That's a money spot. I expect y'all
to make some money in that spot.
1383
01:26:55,243 --> 01:26:56,301
ROME:
Thank you.
1384
01:26:56,478 --> 01:26:58,912
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1385
01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:33,710
-How are the knees?
-Rotten.
1386
01:27:33,882 --> 01:27:36,180
Yeah? You good?
1387
01:27:37,185 --> 01:27:40,677
To tell you the truth, I haven‘t felt
this nervous since Desert Storm.
1388
01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:43,455
What?
1389
01:27:43,625 --> 01:27:47,789
How have I known you this long and
I don't know that you were in Desert Storm?
1390
01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,057
Just never came up.
1391
01:27:50,699 --> 01:27:52,030
[CHUCKLES]
1392
01:27:52,868 --> 01:27:56,531
Look, I don't know, me and you,
we haven't really...
1393
01:27:56,705 --> 01:27:58,696
...had a chance to have our moment.
1394
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:00,371
Are we good?
1395
01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:03,735
You know, Mike, when I called you...
1396
01:28:04,579 --> 01:28:08,572
...I didn't call to fuck with you.
I called because I missed you, man.
1397
01:28:11,153 --> 01:28:13,121
[MIKE LAUGHS]
1398
01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:15,882
Read my fangs.
Let her make her own decisions.
1399
01:28:16,057 --> 01:28:18,548
-Whatever.
-Chill, guys!
1400
01:28:19,761 --> 01:28:21,729
I fucked Bella!
1401
01:28:21,897 --> 01:28:23,888
[CROWD CHEERING]
1402
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,730
Shit.
1403
01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:38,969
-Who's killing it out there?
-Fucking vampire bullshit!
1404
01:28:39,414 --> 01:28:43,783
Did you guys see this? They're doing
a fucking Twilight routine and mopping Up.
1405
01:28:43,952 --> 01:28:47,581
All those tweeners are growing up.
Makes perfect sense.
1406
01:28:49,424 --> 01:28:51,119
-That's true.
-Yep.
1407
01:28:54,930 --> 01:28:56,090
Well....
1408
01:28:56,431 --> 01:29:00,197
-Dude, I just don't want to fuck this Up.
-You're not going to fuck this up.
1409
01:29:00,368 --> 01:29:04,168
And on the off chance that we actually
go out and shit the bed, who cares?
1410
01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:06,034
-Don't say that.
-Why? Fuck it.
1411
01:29:06,208 --> 01:29:09,268
Look, I love you guys.
This trip has been ridiculous and amazing.
1412
01:29:09,444 --> 01:29:11,844
So please do not make me give the whole:
1413
01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:16,382
"It's not about how we go out there and do it,
it's about getting to do it together" speech...
1414
01:29:16,551 --> 01:29:18,109
...that I just gave you.
1415
01:29:18,286 --> 01:29:20,015
Okay.
1416
01:29:20,622 --> 01:29:23,022
Richie, what are you? You're not a fireman.
1417
01:29:23,191 --> 01:29:24,681
What are you?
1418
01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:26,320
I'm
a
1419
01:29:26,494 --> 01:29:27,893
...male entertainer.
1420
01:29:28,063 --> 01:29:29,394
Oh, yeah. What are we?
1421
01:29:29,731 --> 01:29:31,858
ALL: Male entertainers.
-Come on, get it in.
1422
01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:33,694
ROME:
Hey! Hold that up!
1423
01:29:33,869 --> 01:29:36,360
It‘s not bro time, it's show time.
Are you guys ready?
1424
01:29:36,538 --> 01:29:39,132
-Yeah, we're ready.
-All right, let's do this.
1425
01:29:41,476 --> 01:29:42,966
MIKE:
Ready? One, two, three.
1426
01:29:43,144 --> 01:29:44,839
ALL:
Male entertainers.
1427
01:29:46,181 --> 01:29:48,081
We're strippers. We're strippers.
1428
01:29:48,250 --> 01:29:51,811
Whoa! Yes, give it up!
1429
01:29:52,854 --> 01:29:56,847
Oh, Men of Steel in the Twilight routine!
1430
01:29:57,025 --> 01:29:59,323
[ALL CHEERING]
1431
01:29:59,494 --> 01:30:03,157
Oh, that was not! Can I hear y'all say "hot"?
1432
01:30:03,331 --> 01:30:05,026
CROWD: Hot!
-Whoo!
1433
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:08,658
That's a nice Southern welcome.
1434
01:30:08,837 --> 01:30:11,670
[ALL CHEERING]
1435
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:13,000
All right.
1436
01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:16,006
Now, I know this is not a competition...
1437
01:30:16,177 --> 01:30:18,941
...but y'all are gonna go home
with your favorites tonight.
1438
01:30:22,217 --> 01:30:24,845
One of my all-time favorites...
1439
01:30:25,186 --> 01:30:29,680
...is making an appearance on this stage
after a little while away.
1440
01:30:30,191 --> 01:30:32,091
Magical little dancer.
1441
01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:38,198
He's been gone a little while, but he's back.
1442
01:30:40,235 --> 01:30:43,227
He has hooked Up with the devil himself...
1443
01:30:45,540 --> 01:30:49,374
...and he is back tonight with those friends...
1444
01:30:49,711 --> 01:30:53,442
...to entertain your beautiful selves.
Here they are.
1445
01:30:53,615 --> 01:30:56,277
Reserrection!
1446
01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:58,442
[ALL CHEERING]
1447
01:31:01,723 --> 01:31:03,384
ANNOUNCER:
Good evening, friends.
1448
01:31:03,558 --> 01:31:06,220
This is what you came here for.
1449
01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:08,555
[CROWD CHEERING]
1450
01:31:08,730 --> 01:31:14,066
Liftoff in five, four, three, two, one...
1451
01:31:14,569 --> 01:31:16,230
Ignition.
1452
01:31:16,404 --> 01:31:18,736
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1453
01:31:21,142 --> 01:31:22,632
Hold this.
1454
01:31:31,252 --> 01:31:34,244
Just wait until you see
what we got coming up.
1455
01:31:41,363 --> 01:31:43,923
[ALL CHEERING]
1456
01:31:54,609 --> 01:31:56,941
ROME:
Did you like that, ladies?
1457
01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:00,311
Was it good to you?
1458
01:32:02,951 --> 01:32:07,684
Well, just so you know, my name is Rome.
1459
01:32:09,958 --> 01:32:11,949
I'll be your M.C. tonight.
1460
01:32:12,293 --> 01:32:16,627
Now, ladies, do you mind if! refer
to you all as queens?
1461
01:32:16,798 --> 01:32:18,789
[ALL CHEERING]
1462
01:32:18,967 --> 01:32:23,961
Because every last one of you Up in here
is a queen and don't you ever forget it!
1463
01:32:27,308 --> 01:32:29,299
Now, with that being said...
1464
01:32:29,644 --> 01:32:32,977
...are you ready to be worshiped?
1465
01:32:34,582 --> 01:32:38,143
Are you ready to be exalted?
1466
01:32:40,522 --> 01:32:44,151
Are you ready to meet
a special kind of beast...
1467
01:32:44,325 --> 01:32:47,522
...that can bring all the beauty out in you?
1468
01:32:47,695 --> 01:32:49,686
[ALL CHEERING]
1469
01:32:51,366 --> 01:32:55,826
Well, without further ado,
we have our first king tonight.
1470
01:32:56,004 --> 01:32:57,096
Tarzan.
1471
01:32:57,539 --> 01:32:59,530
[ALL CHEERING]
1472
01:33:00,708 --> 01:33:03,040
[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1473
01:33:17,692 --> 01:33:18,716
[LAUGHS]
1474
01:33:38,546 --> 01:33:40,036
[LAUGHS]
1475
01:33:48,123 --> 01:33:50,114
[ALL CHEERING]
1476
01:33:56,231 --> 01:33:58,222
[ALL CHEERING]
1477
01:34:07,442 --> 01:34:09,672
ROME:
I don't know about you, queens...
1478
01:34:09,844 --> 01:34:14,907
...but I'd let that beast throw
whatever he wanted on me any day!
1479
01:34:18,953 --> 01:34:23,083
You know how the alchemy of opposites
can be so satisfying?
1480
01:34:25,260 --> 01:34:28,821
Have a little bit of cold with a little bit of hot.
1481
01:34:30,465 --> 01:34:34,162
Have a little bit of yes with a little bit of no.
1482
01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:42,105
And you know how we like our kings
to be really, really sweet and really, really...
1483
01:34:42,277 --> 01:34:45,337
...hard all at the same time.
1484
01:34:46,948 --> 01:34:48,472
Yes, Lord.
1485
01:34:49,951 --> 01:34:52,442
I introduce to you our candy king.
1486
01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:54,349
Tito!
1487
01:34:54,522 --> 01:34:56,786
[50 CENT'S "CANDY SHOP" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1488
01:34:59,694 --> 01:35:01,787
MAN [SINGING]:
So seductive
1489
01:35:01,963 --> 01:35:04,295
I'll take you to the candy shop
1490
01:35:04,465 --> 01:35:06,797
I'll let you lick the lollipop
1491
01:35:06,968 --> 01:35:09,129
Go ahead girl, don't you stop
1492
01:35:09,304 --> 01:35:11,704
Keep going till you hit the spot
1493
01:35:11,873 --> 01:35:14,000
WOMAN:
I'll take you to the candy shop
1494
01:35:14,175 --> 01:35:16,473
Boy one taste of what I got
1495
01:35:16,644 --> 01:35:19,204
I'll have you spending all you got
1496
01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:21,473
Keep going till you hit the spot
1497
01:35:21,649 --> 01:35:23,514
MAN:
You can have it your way
1498
01:35:23,685 --> 01:35:25,676
[MAN RAPPING OVER SPEAKERS]
1499
01:35:27,755 --> 01:35:30,246
[ALL CHEERING]
1500
01:36:08,029 --> 01:36:10,589
[LAUGHING]
1501
01:36:10,765 --> 01:36:12,756
[ALL CHEERING]
1502
01:36:19,907 --> 01:36:21,636
[LAUGHING]
1503
01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:26,937
[ALL CHEERING]
1504
01:36:45,967 --> 01:36:47,958
[ALL CHEERING]
1505
01:36:58,079 --> 01:37:00,070
[ALL CHEERING]
1506
01:37:04,619 --> 01:37:07,986
ROME:
Now, queens, wasn‘t that a tasty treat?
1507
01:37:08,156 --> 01:37:09,680
[ALL CHEERING]
1508
01:37:10,425 --> 01:37:14,953
You know, past those closed doors don't
you get tired of everybody trying to tell you...
1509
01:37:15,129 --> 01:37:17,495
...what is a "good woman"?
1510
01:37:19,267 --> 01:37:21,633
How a good woman talks?
1511
01:37:22,770 --> 01:37:25,796
How a good woman should be sexed?
1512
01:37:27,508 --> 01:37:30,966
Sometimes you just want somebody
to ask you what you want and just...
1513
01:37:31,145 --> 01:37:33,943
...give it to you just like that.
1514
01:37:35,817 --> 01:37:39,617
And then whisper in your ear,
"How does it feel?"
1515
01:37:41,322 --> 01:37:43,347
I got the king for you, ladies.
1516
01:37:43,524 --> 01:37:44,957
King Ken!
1517
01:37:45,126 --> 01:37:47,117
[ALL CHEERING]
1518
01:37:50,064 --> 01:37:53,056
[D'ANGELO'S "UNTITLED (HOW DOES
IT FEEL)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1519
01:38:17,658 --> 01:38:20,650
[SINGING]
Girl, it's all on you
1520
01:38:22,029 --> 01:38:24,827
Have it your way
1521
01:38:24,999 --> 01:38:30,096
And if you want, you can decide
1522
01:38:31,906 --> 01:38:34,431
And if youll have me
1523
01:38:34,609 --> 01:38:37,737
I can provide
1524
01:38:37,912 --> 01:38:41,404
Everything that you desire
1525
01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:47,244
If you get a feeling
1526
01:38:49,557 --> 01:38:55,962
Feeling that I am feeling, baby
1527
01:38:56,130 --> 01:39:00,692
Won't you come closer, closer
1528
01:39:00,868 --> 01:39:03,632
To me, baby?
1529
01:39:04,205 --> 01:39:10,075
Mmm, then you've already got me
Right where you want me, baby
1530
01:39:10,244 --> 01:39:12,269
And I
1531
01:39:12,447 --> 01:39:16,042
I just want to be your man
1532
01:39:18,453 --> 01:39:21,980
How does it feel, baby?
1533
01:39:24,759 --> 01:39:28,957
I wanna know
How does it feel?
1534
01:39:37,405 --> 01:39:41,967
I wanna know
How does it feel, baby?
1535
01:39:44,011 --> 01:39:47,503
Let me take off your clothes
And now
1536
01:39:55,456 --> 01:39:58,186
How does it
How does it
1537
01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:03,491
Let me show you
What I'm talking about, baby
1538
01:40:03,664 --> 01:40:06,599
How does it feel, baby?
1539
01:40:06,767 --> 01:40:08,758
Yeah, yeah
1540
01:40:08,936 --> 01:40:13,839
How does it feel, baby? Yeah
1541
01:40:15,843 --> 01:40:17,606
I wanna know
How does
1542
01:40:17,778 --> 01:40:20,440
How does it feel?
1543
01:40:20,982 --> 01:40:25,976
ANDRE: Y'all give it up for my boy Ken
right now, with the pipes.
1544
01:40:27,622 --> 01:40:29,988
Y'all ladies hear those high notes?
1545
01:40:30,992 --> 01:40:33,119
But now on to a more serious subject.
1546
01:40:33,694 --> 01:40:35,127
Dearly beloved...
1547
01:40:35,563 --> 01:40:39,465
...we are gathered here in the presence
of every male entertainer in the hemisphere.
1548
01:40:39,634 --> 01:40:43,001
Y'all do this every year,
and every year you do it well.
1549
01:40:43,704 --> 01:40:46,832
You do it well, that hide and seek,
that don't go tell--
1550
01:40:47,008 --> 01:40:48,498
It's okay, you can touch.
1551
01:40:49,710 --> 01:40:52,008
--that every woman in this room deserves.
1552
01:40:52,179 --> 01:40:57,207
And simply because there are
so many of you, and so few of us...
1553
01:40:57,652 --> 01:40:59,813
...there is something we simply can't give.
1554
01:40:59,987 --> 01:41:03,514
But we're gonna try to tonight.
1555
01:41:03,691 --> 01:41:06,159
[CROWD CHEERING]
1556
01:41:06,327 --> 01:41:08,887
Because everybody deserves just...
1557
01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:10,928
...a little commitment.
1558
01:41:11,399 --> 01:41:13,390
[ALL CHEERING]
1559
01:41:14,201 --> 01:41:16,533
[BRUNO MARS' "MARRY YOU" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKER]
1560
01:41:26,847 --> 01:41:29,372
MAN [SINGING]:
It's a beautiful night
1561
01:41:29,550 --> 01:41:32,849
We're looking for something dumb to do
1562
01:41:33,454 --> 01:41:35,422
Hey, baby
1563
01:41:35,590 --> 01:41:37,683
I think I wanna marry you
1564
01:41:37,858 --> 01:41:39,849
[ALL CHEERING]
1565
01:41:40,027 --> 01:41:42,791
Is it the look in your eyes
1566
01:41:42,964 --> 01:41:46,559
Or is it this dancing juice?
1567
01:41:46,734 --> 01:41:48,861
Who cares, baby
1568
01:41:49,036 --> 01:41:51,698
I think I wanna marry you
1569
01:41:53,541 --> 01:41:55,907
Well, I know a little chapel...
1570
01:41:56,077 --> 01:41:58,068
[ALL CHEERING]
1571
01:41:59,547 --> 01:42:02,380
No one will know
1572
01:42:03,484 --> 01:42:06,817
Come on, girl
1573
01:42:06,988 --> 01:42:11,482
Who cares if we 're trashed
Got a pocket full of cash we can blow
1574
01:42:12,660 --> 01:42:15,390
Shots of Patrdn
1575
01:42:16,564 --> 01:42:19,761
And it's on, girl
1576
01:42:20,434 --> 01:42:22,925
[NINE INCH NAILS' "CLOSER" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1577
01:42:42,089 --> 01:42:44,751
MAN [SINGING]:
You let me violate you
1578
01:42:47,428 --> 01:42:50,591
You let me desecrate you
1579
01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:55,831
You let me penetrate you
1580
01:42:58,039 --> 01:43:00,872
You let me complicate you
1581
01:43:03,010 --> 01:43:04,272
Help me....
1582
01:43:04,445 --> 01:43:06,436
[ALL CHEERING]
1583
01:43:08,783 --> 01:43:12,480
Help me
I've got no soul to sell
1584
01:43:13,721 --> 01:43:18,522
Help me
The only thing that works for me
1585
01:43:19,060 --> 01:43:21,893
Help me get away from myself
1586
01:43:22,063 --> 01:43:24,031
I want to fuck you....
1587
01:43:24,198 --> 01:43:26,189
[ALL CHEERING]
1588
01:43:27,368 --> 01:43:31,828
I want to feel you from the inside
1589
01:43:32,707 --> 01:43:37,235
I want to fuck you like an animal
1590
01:43:38,012 --> 01:43:40,242
My whole existence is flawed
1591
01:43:40,414 --> 01:43:42,405
[ALL CHEERING]
1592
01:43:43,651 --> 01:43:46,984
You get me closer to God
1593
01:43:49,990 --> 01:43:52,652
[ALL CHEERING]
1594
01:43:59,667 --> 01:44:01,498
ROME:
Marry me!
1595
01:44:02,002 --> 01:44:06,336
Ravage me! Please! What?
1596
01:44:07,408 --> 01:44:10,070
All right, let's slow it down, ladies.
1597
01:44:10,411 --> 01:44:14,404
We got some serious things
to talk about right now!
1598
01:44:17,218 --> 01:44:21,177
All right, is there anybody up in here...
1599
01:44:21,522 --> 01:44:23,513
...that ain‘t on birth control?
1600
01:44:24,558 --> 01:44:27,186
Oh, no. I'm keeping it real with you, ladies.
1601
01:44:27,361 --> 01:44:33,231
Because there's about to be
some grown-woman shit up in here tonight!
1602
01:44:35,870 --> 01:44:37,929
So if you ain't on birth control, we have...
1603
01:44:38,105 --> 01:44:42,201
...illuminated exit signs
to your left and your right.
1604
01:44:42,543 --> 01:44:43,567
AII right?
1605
01:44:43,744 --> 01:44:47,077
But I'm looking for two grown-ass women...
1606
01:44:47,248 --> 01:44:50,581
...to deal with these grown-ass men
coming to the stage.
1607
01:44:50,951 --> 01:44:52,248
What?
1608
01:44:53,654 --> 01:44:55,212
Ungh.
1609
01:44:55,389 --> 01:44:57,823
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
1610
01:44:57,992 --> 01:45:00,256
I see me a beauty queen right here.
1611
01:45:00,427 --> 01:45:03,260
Zoe. I heard about you.
1612
01:45:03,898 --> 01:45:06,389
I heard you real grown with it. Come here.
1613
01:45:06,734 --> 01:45:08,395
Don't be scared.
1614
01:45:08,569 --> 01:45:12,767
Give her some encouragement, queens.
Come on, let‘s not hate.
1615
01:45:13,107 --> 01:45:15,735
I know we wish it was us tonight, but it's her.
1616
01:45:15,910 --> 01:45:18,743
She's the lucky one. She's the lucky one!
1617
01:45:19,079 --> 01:45:21,741
What? Yeah.
1618
01:45:23,417 --> 01:45:26,580
All right, beautiful, have a seat.
1619
01:45:27,087 --> 01:45:30,784
Don't worry. You‘re going
to be well taken care of, I promise.
1620
01:45:33,594 --> 01:45:36,256
These two don't need an introduction.
1621
01:45:36,430 --> 01:45:38,421
[ALL CHEERING]
1622
01:45:40,334 --> 01:45:42,666
[112'S "ANYWHERE" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1623
01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:58,648
MAN [SINGING]:
Here we are all alone
1624
01:45:58,819 --> 01:46:01,686
You and me, privacy
1625
01:46:01,856 --> 01:46:06,054
And we can do anything
Your fantasy
1626
01:46:06,227 --> 01:46:10,960
I wanna make your dreams come true
1627
01:46:11,131 --> 01:46:13,964
Can you hear?
She's calling me
1628
01:46:14,134 --> 01:46:17,297
Between your legs
Loud and clear
1629
01:46:17,471 --> 01:46:21,305
I wanna talk back to her
Make love to her
1630
01:46:21,475 --> 01:46:26,139
I wanna hear you scream my name...
1631
01:46:26,714 --> 01:46:28,705
[ALL CHEERING]
1632
01:46:30,150 --> 01:46:33,483
I’m kissing you
Running my fingers through your hair
1633
01:46:33,654 --> 01:46:37,317
In the hallway
Making love away beside the stairs
1634
01:46:37,491 --> 01:46:40,722
We can do it anywhere
1635
01:46:40,895 --> 01:46:43,227
[JEREMIH'S "ALL THE TIME" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1636
01:46:43,397 --> 01:46:46,161
WOMAN [SINGING]:
Early in the morning's when I think about you
1637
01:46:46,333 --> 01:46:49,359
I hit you like what you sayin'
1638
01:46:49,536 --> 01:46:53,768
And the morning's when I wanna W” you
1639
01:46:53,941 --> 01:46:57,069
Yeah, I hit you like what you sayin'
1640
01:46:57,244 --> 01:46:59,371
I could *“* you all the time...
1641
01:46:59,546 --> 01:47:01,537
[ALL CHEERING]
1642
01:47:16,263 --> 01:47:18,060
MAN:
Face time on the go
1643
01:47:18,232 --> 01:47:20,257
She gave me dome from the distance
1644
01:47:20,434 --> 01:47:23,870
She love to climb on top
But she love to walk off limping...
1645
01:47:24,038 --> 01:47:25,699
[ALL CHEERING]
1646
01:47:43,157 --> 01:47:45,148
[ALL CHEERING]
1647
01:47:45,326 --> 01:47:47,658
[R. KELLY'S "COOKIE" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1648
01:47:49,596 --> 01:47:52,622
MAN [SINGING]:
Cookie, cookie, cookie, I'm a cookie monster
1649
01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:56,497
Break your back, crack it open like a lobster
1650
01:47:58,405 --> 01:48:01,932
I kill the pussy, dig a
Grave
1651
01:48:02,109 --> 01:48:05,670
She grab the wood like grippin’
Grain
1652
01:48:05,846 --> 01:48:08,838
I told her put it in my face
1653
01:48:09,016 --> 01:48:10,950
Let it rain, let it rain
1654
01:48:11,118 --> 01:48:14,519
Girl I got a sweet tooth
Ain't nothin' sweeter than you
1655
01:48:14,688 --> 01:48:18,124
I'm-a eat it up, beat it up
Till you holler out truce
1656
01:48:18,292 --> 01:48:21,750
My bed could be your stage
And I'm-a make you a star
1657
01:48:21,929 --> 01:48:27,026
Your legs in the air and my hands all up
In your cookie jar, like mmm
1658
01:48:27,201 --> 01:48:29,169
Like an Oreo
1659
01:48:29,336 --> 01:48:33,033
llove to lick the middle like an Oreo
Turn it up
1660
01:48:33,207 --> 01:48:36,438
Oreo, Oreo, like an Oreo
1661
01:48:36,610 --> 01:48:40,444
I wanna bite it and get inside it
Till I get you gone
1662
01:48:40,614 --> 01:48:43,777
Wanna know how I get down?
Wanna know how I get down?
1663
01:48:43,951 --> 01:48:47,352
You wonder how I’m the best
And how I can do all this with my mouth?
1664
01:48:47,521 --> 01:48:51,548
Wanna know how I get down?
Wanna know how I get down?
1665
01:48:51,725 --> 01:48:53,716
[ALL CHEERING]
1666
01:49:09,910 --> 01:49:11,901
MIKE:
I see somebody got their smile back!
1667
01:49:13,814 --> 01:49:15,338
[ZOE CHUCKLES]
1668
01:49:52,186 --> 01:49:54,177
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1669
01:50:43,103 --> 01:50:45,094
[FIREWORKS POPPING]
1670
01:55:12,873 --> 01:55:14,864
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