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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,859 --> 00:00:10,680 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,936 [ALEXA] I knew my hair was going to come out with chemo, 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,562 but I just didn't know when. 4 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,272 It's kind of like a surprise party, 5 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,942 only with less gifts and more bald. 6 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,278 OK, what now? 7 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,571 You're asking me? 8 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,532 Five minutes ago, I had hair. 9 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,325 [CHUCKLES] It was falling out in chunks, 10 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,953 but I hadn't planned on going Vin Diesel tonight. 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,247 Whoa! Does your head feel weird? 12 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,332 [MUTTERS] So weird! 13 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,960 We start school on Thursday, 14 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,962 which would be fine if we were on Mars. 15 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,131 Is everything all... [GASPS] 16 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,217 Holy mother of dragons! 17 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,344 Wow. 18 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,974 Honey, I didn't know your hair started coming out. [SIGHS] 19 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,184 OK. 20 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,938 [BREATHLESS] Mom... I might need to breathe. 21 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:05,857 [LORI SIGHS] 22 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,651 My beautiful girl. 23 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,196 Thank God you didn't get your father's head. 24 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,032 I would have helped you. 25 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,660 I didn't know that I was doing it until I was doing it. 26 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,079 Katie kind of got things started. 27 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,123 Katie! 28 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,207 [LORI GASPS] 29 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,753 Dave, can you believe Katie did this for Alexa? 30 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,339 Yeah, I-I like how it, uh... 31 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,508 Wow. 32 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,927 [LORI SIGHS] 33 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,847 This is about the sweetest thing I have ever seen. 34 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,434 Katie? 35 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,561 Yeah, I'm gonna go home. 36 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,189 And I guess my hair's gonna stay here. 37 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,984 Honey, don't let your head get cold, OK? 38 00:01:49,991 --> 00:01:51,826 Or your neck, or your cute little ears. 39 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,739 - I'm not cold. - You may not be cold now... 40 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,407 Mom, I'm good. 41 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:58,869 Dad, are you OK? 42 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,662 Wow. 43 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,457 I think I broke Dad. 44 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,417 Hm. No, he came that way. 45 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,379 I still cannot believe Katie did this with you. 46 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,965 It's amazing. Does Jennifer know? 47 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,800 [JENNIFER SCREAMS] 48 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,136 I think so. 49 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,641 ♪ I've got you ♪ 50 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,436 ♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪ 51 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,730 ♪ You make me feel stronger ♪ 52 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,815 ♪ I've got you ♪ 53 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,776 ♪ When I can't take it ♪ 54 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,236 ♪ You make it so much better ♪ 55 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,322 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 56 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:41,495 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, we'll do this together ♪ 57 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,747 ♪ I've got you ♪ 58 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,957 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 59 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,001 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 60 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,504 Hey, I thought the rule was no phones at the table? 61 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:54,132 Oh, sorry. The training for the 10k Mom and I are doing starts today. 62 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:57,177 You know, we signed up to run to raise money for... you know... 63 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,013 - Leukemia? - Yeah, already said you knew. 64 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,684 - Hey! - Mom, stop babying me. 65 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,478 Except for looking like Mr. Clean, 66 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,397 I'm the exact person I was yesterday. 67 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,565 Well, so am I. Drink your milk. 68 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,652 Dad, can you fix our shower drain? 69 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,570 I stood in four inches of water this morning. 70 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:16,987 I had to do a rush job on my hair. 71 00:03:16,994 --> 00:03:18,913 Can you tell I didn't use conditioner? 72 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,076 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, I didn't either. 73 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:22,577 Can you tell? 74 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,789 I'm sorry. You know I think you're awesome, Lex. 75 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,502 Oh, wow! Lex Luthor! I'm totally calling you that! 76 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,255 No, you're really not! 77 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,174 - Classic Lex Luthor! Right, Dad? - Hm? 78 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,260 [LAUGHS] 79 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,221 Whoo! Yeah! 80 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,848 Well, got to start my run. 81 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,726 - Uh... Dave? - Hm? 82 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,018 - Eggs. - Oh, yeah. 83 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,439 Mm! Yum! 84 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,529 I am so proud of you. 85 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,656 You are so brave. 86 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,408 Thanks. 87 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,618 I'll look like a girl again someday, won't I? 88 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,454 Oh, honey! 89 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,164 You look like a girl now. 90 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,667 A beautiful, thoughtful, amazing, wonderful girl. 91 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,877 Thanks, Mom. 92 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,837 And a little like your Uncle Carl. 93 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,840 [MIMICS SWOOSHING] 94 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:17,966 [SCREAMS] 95 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,218 [SIGHS] Jack, you've got to stop doing that. 96 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,470 I can't get used to it. 97 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,930 Well, now you know how I felt when you were born. 98 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,600 I like it better when you have your hood on. 99 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,845 I like it better when you have pants on. 100 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:29,609 Pants, Jack. 101 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:30,729 Oh, man! 102 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,275 Oh, Katie, I need you to take Jack to the game store later. 103 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,027 That video game Grandpa bought him is in. 104 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,945 [JACK] Zombiegeddon! 105 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,113 [HEAVY THUD] 106 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,698 I'm OK! 107 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,743 Mom, I can't go out like this. 108 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,451 Look, I have to study for my night class, 109 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,044 and you still haven't been punished 110 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,833 for taking your brother toilet-papering in the night, so it's a win-win. 111 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,836 - For who? - For me. Wasn't I clear about that? 112 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,964 You can't stay inside forever. 113 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:01,051 The crazy lady across the street does and she seems happy. 114 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,344 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 115 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,889 Oh, Lori. She wants me to come over 116 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,892 so we can find cute things for you girls to wear on your heads. 117 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:09,976 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 118 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,854 Oh, Alexa. She wants to come over because Lori's driving her crazy 119 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,940 finding cute things for us to wear on our heads. 120 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:18,985 Not you. 121 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,279 Not you. 122 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,115 Not anyone. 123 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,409 Well, we have to figure something out. 124 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,996 We have 96 hours until we start school and we don't have a plan. 125 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,208 You know what? Let's make bald cool. 126 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:35,585 Yeah. 127 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,046 I don't care who sees us like this. 128 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,548 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 129 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:43,343 - Ooh. Hannah and Reagan on FaceTime. - No! We're bald! 130 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,098 You want to go to the wig store? 131 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,182 So bad. 132 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,686 Is there a wig store on the way to the wig store? 133 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,940 Hey, Alexa, did Katie tell you Zombiegeddon was in? 134 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,817 [CHUCKLES] Oh, sweetie. 135 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,151 We don't talk about you. 136 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,532 - You're bald because of your cancer? - Jack! 137 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:06,866 No, it's OK. 138 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,451 Not because of the cancer, 139 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,954 but because of the medicine that kills the cancer. 140 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,122 It also kills the hair. 141 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,499 And you took that medicine? 142 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,501 A lot of it. I still do. 143 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,838 So being bald means you took your medicine 144 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,215 and that means your cancer's getting killed? 145 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:23,466 Pretty much. 146 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,552 That is awesome. 147 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:26,845 [ALEXA GRUNTS] 148 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,138 [ALEXA CHUCKLES] 149 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,349 See, that's why we keep him. 150 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,352 [LUCAS] Hey, Jack. 151 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,605 Lucas. Oh, my God! 152 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:37,897 [KATIE GASPS] 153 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,901 Mom was looking for you guys. 154 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,029 - Where's Katie? - In the closet. 155 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,656 [KATIE] Hey, Lucas. 156 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,075 Hey, Katie. What are you doing in there? 157 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,327 Chin-ups. 158 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,871 [GRUNTS] Seven... eight... 159 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,206 Well, I think it's really cool what you did for Alexa. 160 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,587 You know, you could have shaved your head, too. 161 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,339 Yeah. 162 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,965 Yeah, I could totally do that. 163 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,093 - But it's Katie's thing. - Oh, Katie wouldn't mind. 164 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,470 Cool, cool. 165 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,055 But, I forgot to tell you, 166 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:13,808 I'm signing up for that run thing Mom and Dad are doing, because I care, 167 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:17,062 and running is a beautiful way of showing that you care. 168 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:17,979 Bye. 169 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,069 Oh, w-where's Lucas? [CHUCKLES] 170 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,153 Did I miss him? 171 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:30,700 And the funny thing is this is the healthiest Alexa's been 172 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,327 since she's been diagnosed. 173 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,780 And then her hair comes out and it's 174 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,171 just hard to remember she's doing well. 175 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,458 Of course. 176 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,044 That's why you and Dave have been acting so weird. 177 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,631 - You mean Dave? - Right, I mean Dave. 178 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:47,842 [LORI SIGHS] 179 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,636 That wig would look so cute on Katie. 180 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,347 Mm. Oh, that hat on Alexa. 181 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:58,061 - Your daughter is so amazing. - Your daughter is so brave. 182 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:03,817 [ALEXA SIGHS] 183 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,821 Mom, you have a two-cries-a-week maximum. 184 00:08:05,828 --> 00:08:07,702 Don't blow through them in one day. 185 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:11,908 Oh. How are you feeling? OK? Yeah? Are you hungry? Tired? Cold? 186 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:16,079 Smothered? Mom, I'm gonna be fine. Can you just drop us off at the mall? 187 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,893 And then park and meet you inside? Sure. 188 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:19,672 Sounds like a plan. I'll go get my purse. 189 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,753 Oh, Dad, can you drop us off instead? 190 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,631 Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like bald. Fun! 191 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,801 Uh... 192 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:31,720 Uh... 193 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,388 Time for a training run. 194 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,223 OK. 195 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,475 Weird. 196 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,333 Mom, are you sure you have time? 197 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:41,569 You should probably get some training in. 198 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,857 Oh, please! I could do that 10k in my sleep. 199 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,401 I've heard you breathing heavy after vacuuming. 200 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,279 We have thick carpet. 201 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:54,451 Fine, OK? But if you get tired, just go to the Nordstrom's bathroom. 202 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,869 They have a very nice lounge. 203 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,289 You can lie down. They don't like it, but they don't stop you. 204 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,373 [LORI CHUCKLES] 205 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,420 You can use the credit card to get your wig. 206 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,172 Just don't go over $100. 207 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,424 - No, I-I won't. Thanks, Mom! - [CHUCKLES] 208 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,634 If you go to the Nordstrom's bathroom... 209 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,220 - Grab some of those fancy paper towels. - That's my girl! 210 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,723 Bring the big purse! 211 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,734 OK, let's hurry. We don't want to run into anyone we know. 212 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,362 I don't think any of our friends are shopping for back-to-school wigs. 213 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,739 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 214 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,409 Hannah and Reagan. 215 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,912 "Are you guys ignoring us?" What do I say? 216 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,581 - Make something up. - I feel bad lying. 217 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,374 You're a good person, Katie. 218 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,335 "Getting on a plane. 219 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,212 Have to turn our phones off." Sent. 220 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,380 Oh, great. More lies! 221 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,967 Where am I going? Do I have a window seat? 222 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,344 Is there a layover? 223 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,641 [ALEXA EXHALES] 224 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,769 [BOTH LAUGH] 225 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,024 If you girls are here to play, 226 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,985 there's a ball pit at the Chuck E. Cheese. 227 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,238 Sorry, ma'am. 228 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,282 Getting to laugh is a rare treat for me. 229 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,159 - [COUGHS] - Oh. 230 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,122 Oh, by all means, have fun! 231 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,999 [CHUCKLES] Enjoy! Laugh! 232 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,000 [LAUGHS] 233 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,377 Laugh. 234 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,420 [DOOR CLOSES] 235 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:33,049 OK, we should probably look for our real wigs. 236 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,343 I like the one you have on. 237 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,012 It says, "Bonjour, croissant." 238 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,688 But this one says, "I'm bald, but wearing 239 00:10:41,695 --> 00:10:43,899 a wig that looks like my real hair, 240 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,812 so no one will ever know." 241 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,313 Chatty wig. 242 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,901 [MUTTERS] Oh, $300? 243 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,278 What? 244 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,322 Uh... I just think we haven't fully considered all our options. 245 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,448 Oh, no! 246 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:58,992 [KATIE GASPS] 247 00:10:59,075 --> 00:10:59,909 No! 248 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,245 [MUTTERS] $50. 249 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,122 [GROANS] 250 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:06,708 [SIGHS] 251 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,543 [CHUCKLES] Love these! 252 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,587 Really? OK. 253 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:13,882 [ALEXA] Hm. 254 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:16,843 Let's get both. 255 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:19,637 No. 256 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,389 No, let's just get the fun ones. 257 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,516 That way we'll have fun all the time. 258 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,810 [CHUCKLES] Fun, fun, fun! 259 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,814 Oh, no! Hannah and Reagan. 260 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,399 Hide! 261 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,695 Go, go, go. 262 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:44,037 Hey, let's try on wigs... and pretend we're Katy Perry. 263 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,622 OK. 264 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,084 - Last time I tried on wigs, I got lice. - And we're done. 265 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,213 - [SNEEZES] - Bless you. 266 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,592 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 267 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,303 [SCOFFS] My mom's here. She's in a hurry. 268 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,930 Oh, look at this bag! 269 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,307 - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - [ALARM WAILS] 270 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,894 - She says she's not waiting this time. - Why did you teach her how to text? 271 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,358 This is a misunderstanding, OK? 272 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,507 I-I'm sorry, Officer. It's just sometimes 273 00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:19,119 I get tired and just forget to do things. 274 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:20,615 Oh! 275 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,910 Poor thing! My niece has cancer. 276 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,080 But she doesn't steal. 277 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,416 Now, either you pay for these wigs, or you're going to jail. 278 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,045 Yeah. I love my job. 279 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,339 [LORI SIGHS] 280 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,175 I'm dying for them to get home. I want to see what they got. 281 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:42,345 I still can't believe what Katie did for Alexa. That's a friend. 282 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,138 Would you do that for me? 283 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,225 I'm dying for them to get home. I want to see what they got. 284 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,060 Yeah, me neither. 285 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,937 [DOORBELL RINGS] 286 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,021 [JACK] Pizza! 287 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,272 [FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS] 288 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,611 [JACK GRUNTS] 289 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,655 $19.95. 290 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,991 Even the box smells good! 291 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,785 - Sorry, declined. - What? 292 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,161 Your card, it was declined. 293 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,746 [BOTH] That's impossible. 294 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,790 I just don't get it. 295 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,542 [BOTH] There's got to be some mistake. 296 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,212 No! I already sniffed it! 297 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,048 Yeah? I sniffed a Porsche once. I didn't get that. 298 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,885 Lori, let me. It's no big deal. 299 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,762 Here you go. 300 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,264 The five cents is for you. 301 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,641 You can stick that nickel somewhere special. 302 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,065 For the tenth time, I did not make a large purchase. 303 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,235 [SIGHS] What are you, 20? 304 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,549 You probably still make an allowance and 305 00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:43,412 work on your weekends for "fun money" 306 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,701 while getting all judgy on good, hardworking people like me. 307 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,346 Well, good luck making it in the real 308 00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:50,294 world, missy, where life gets hard... 309 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,539 I made the big purchase. 310 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,792 Have a wonderful weekend. Enjoy your twenties. 311 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,003 I'm sorry, Mom. 312 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,505 OK, the good wigs were so expensive. 313 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,132 I didn't know what to do. 314 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,888 Honey, I really admire what you did for Alexa. 315 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,348 You are an incredible friend. 316 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,310 But we don't buy things we can't afford. 317 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,896 I know. 318 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,647 I'll take it back. 319 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,403 Have them... put it on hold. 320 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,239 We'll go back and get it next week when I get paid. 321 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,240 Really? 322 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,493 Oh, thanks, Mom! 323 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,956 So, I'll hold off on going back to school until then? 324 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,084 Nice try. You're going Thursday. 325 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,336 Ooh! So smooth. 326 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,344 [LUCAS PANTING] 327 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:51,265 Whoa! Dad, you ran through two red lights and jumped a baby stroller. 328 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,727 Really? Attaboy, Dave. 329 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,356 [BREATHLESS PANTING] 330 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,864 [PANTING CONTINUES] 331 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,535 Do they have 1ks? 332 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,037 [LORI GROANS] 333 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,374 Oh, Alexa, that looks perfect! 334 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,834 That wig looks great! 335 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,752 See? Now your neck won't get cold. 336 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,337 [LORI PANTING] 337 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,755 [LORI GROANS] 338 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:23,965 What's wrong, Mom? 339 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,717 Oh, your father tried to kill me on the training run. 340 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,804 [GROANS] My blisters have blisters. 341 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,015 Well, put your feet up, 342 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,725 and lay back and take a nap. 343 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,228 Oh, and don't get cold. I'm gonna get you a blanket. 344 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,063 Honey, I am not cold. 345 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,314 OK. Uh... 346 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,235 Have you had anything to eat? How about vitamins? Supplements? 347 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,611 Trail mix? PowerBar? 348 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,823 Honey, I don't need anything. You do not have to baby... [GASPS] 349 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,075 Oh! 350 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,912 OK. I get it. I'm sorry. 351 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:55,997 Thank you. 352 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,082 But I'm not gonna change. I'm your mother. 353 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,333 [SIGHS] 354 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,418 [DAVE] Hey! 355 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,044 Look at you! 356 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,963 [SIGHS] There's my girl. 357 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,258 What is that supposed to mean? 358 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,012 What? Alexa... 359 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,056 Dave. 360 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,141 What did I say? 361 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,852 Dad, even I know why that was wrong. 362 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,022 I think. Wait. 363 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,648 Do I? 364 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,073 Hey. 365 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,534 Hey. 366 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,040 Just thought I'd, uh... hang out with my girl. 367 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,043 In the bathroom. 368 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,421 Surprised you even recognized me. 369 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,716 I deserve that. 370 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,054 I know I've been a little awkward. 371 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,015 And, uh, I just wanted to say, uh... 372 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,977 Wow, this tub is really backed up. 373 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,897 Glad you got that off your chest. 374 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,148 [WATER SLOSHING] 375 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,235 Yeah, my hair was really starting to come out before I shaved it. 376 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,072 Honey... 377 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,282 I'm sorry. 378 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,743 I am not good at this. 379 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,955 It's hard for me to even say the word... 380 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,917 - Hairball. - What? 381 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,544 - In the drain. - Oh! 382 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,420 [ALEXA GROANS] 383 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,047 [BOTH GROAN] 384 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:32,927 I reacted badly. 385 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,013 You've been doing so well, 386 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,350 when I saw you like that, it was impossible to forget you have... 387 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,602 - Hairball. - [CHUCKLES] Exactly. 388 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,479 - No, there's another one. - Oh. 389 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,481 - Wow! - Oh! 390 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,066 Some of that is Lucas's. 391 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,776 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 392 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,865 I think you look beautiful this way. 393 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,661 Reminds me of the day you were born. 394 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,745 [CHUCKLES] 395 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,206 The day I fell in love with you. 396 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,376 Oh, Dad. 397 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,006 I love you, sweetie. 398 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,218 Wow, this one is pulling back. 399 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,596 - Oh! - [GROANS] 400 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,888 Did we have a cat? 401 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,562 I think your wig is cool. 402 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,439 Thanks, Jack. 403 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,774 I hate your shoes. 404 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,819 [ALEXA] Hey! 405 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,237 Hi. Um... 406 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,031 Thank you. 407 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,117 I've been texting you. 408 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,828 Wow, you really like that wig. 409 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,455 Yeah. Yeah, it's fun. 410 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,207 [CHUCKLES] It's pink. Really, really pink. 411 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,753 So why do you look like you're about to cry? 412 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,756 Because it's pink! Really, really pink! 413 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,258 So just wear the other wig. 414 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:58,554 I took it back. I can't afford a $300 wig. 415 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,016 $300? 416 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,852 Katie, you should have said something. 417 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,314 You could buy a car for $300. 418 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,692 I'm sorry. I didn't even think about the cost. 419 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,320 Hey, it's not just about the money. 420 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:19,867 I made this big gesture so you wouldn't be the only one without hair. 421 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,748 But all I've been thinking about since the second I did it is: 422 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,084 how can I make it look like I'm not bald? 423 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:29,960 I know. 424 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,923 That's who you are. You like to fit in. 425 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,758 You're a blender. 426 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,760 Yeah, I do like to blend. 427 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:43,057 Which is exactly why it's so amazing you did what you did. 428 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,605 You could buy a shark for $300. 429 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,191 I'm not brave like you. 430 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,151 I'm not that brave. 431 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,987 I'm the one who said to run when we saw Hannah and Reagan. 432 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,532 Yeah, that was very Katie of you. 433 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,953 Look, when you shaved your head, 434 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,914 you said I would never have to go through anything alone. 435 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,792 So you being scared of being bald 436 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,961 means I don't have to go through that alone. 437 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,204 But if you don't tell me things, then 438 00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:16,221 we're gonna go through it separately. 439 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,467 And you cannot handle that. 440 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,973 So when you're wearing your pink wig to school on Thursday... 441 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,142 I'll be wearing my blue one. 442 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,018 Really? 443 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,103 Yeah. 444 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,189 - Weirdo. - Freak. 445 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,858 [BOTH LAUGH] 446 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,153 Guys! Guys! 447 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,071 Guys, the line! 448 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,115 OK, I'm going. 449 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,967 [SIGHS] OK, so, I've been reading everyone's Instagram, Facebook, 450 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,136 Snapchat, and blog since the first day of school, 451 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,138 so we really haven't missed that much gossip. 452 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,681 What about schoolwork? 453 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,391 Oh, we missed a lot of that. 454 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,727 Alexa! Katie! 455 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,355 What happened to your hair? 456 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,732 Don't bother them, Hannah. 457 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,026 Clearly they don't want to hang out with us anymore. 458 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,235 That's not true. 459 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,155 You're doing your own thing: wigs, teepeeing Trugly. 460 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,656 Flying on planes. 461 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,285 If you don't want to be our friends, you could just say so. 462 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,037 No, it's not that. I promise. 463 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,705 There's just been a lot going on. 464 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,917 [STAMMERS] Things are complicated. It's hard to explain. 465 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,710 It's not that dramatic. 466 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,171 I have cancer. 467 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,672 [BOTH] What? 468 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,009 I'll explain everything to you later, but for now, 469 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:45,387 all you need to know is that I'm kicking its butt and I'm gonna be fine. 470 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,878 And I don't want anyone to know, so 471 00:21:46,885 --> 00:21:48,814 please don't make a big deal out of it. 472 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,184 [ALEXA GRUNTS] 473 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,313 Huh. People get so huggy with cancer. 474 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,775 As long as you're gonna be OK. 475 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,485 We just missed you guys. 476 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,653 [HANNAH] Wait... 477 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,405 And you caught it from her? 478 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:09,411 No, I shaved my head in solidarity. 479 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,622 [GASPS] That's so beautiful! 480 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,999 We don't have to do that, do we? 481 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,672 No. Now, go. And if anyone asks why you're crying, say it's allergies. 482 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,967 Yeah, allergies are sad. 483 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,680 [ALEXA] So, there we were, three days late, 484 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,140 but finally starting high school. 485 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,185 No matter how many times we pictured this day over the years, 486 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,479 we never would have pictured it like this. 487 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,065 [SIGHS] 488 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,775 Ready? 489 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,865 Ready. 490 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,497 [UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 491 00:22:53,662 --> 00:22:59,357 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 492 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,380 ♪ Hey! ♪ 493 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,434 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 494 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,230 ♪ I've got you ♪ 495 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,441 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 496 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,444 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 34785

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