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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:12,133 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:37,823 Excuse me. 3 00:03:14,078 --> 00:03:14,941 Hey! 4 00:03:14,943 --> 00:03:16,701 Ah! Here's my handsome giant. 5 00:03:16,703 --> 00:03:18,173 It's finally happening. 6 00:03:18,175 --> 00:03:19,805 Yeah. 7 00:03:19,807 --> 00:03:22,397 This guy tricked me. He's gonna take me down the aisle, 8 00:03:22,399 --> 00:03:23,996 take me off the market. It's funny. 9 00:03:23,998 --> 00:03:25,661 Oh, we have someone here we want you to meet. 10 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:28,124 Yeah. All you have to do is just Clooney charm the shit out of her 11 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:29,180 and you're gold. 12 00:03:29,182 --> 00:03:30,620 Or you could just be your charming self. 13 00:03:30,622 --> 00:03:33,021 Oh, please. I Clooney charmed you the day we met. 14 00:03:33,023 --> 00:03:34,237 What? What are you talking about? 15 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:36,125 I did. I gave you Gravity Clooney, 16 00:03:36,127 --> 00:03:37,852 with a little bit of Three Kings mixed in. 17 00:03:37,854 --> 00:03:39,037 You never even saw it coming. 18 00:03:39,039 --> 00:03:40,317 - You never Cloonied anything. - He was helpless. 19 00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:42,685 I mean, a guy comes up to me at a bar 20 00:03:42,687 --> 00:03:44,508 and says that he thinks I'm hot. 21 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:45,789 That's super strange. 22 00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:47,580 He's probably a serial killer, 23 00:03:47,582 --> 00:03:49,181 or, like, republican or something. 24 00:03:49,183 --> 00:03:51,164 If I'm gonna meet a guy for the first time, 25 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:52,988 I have to be able to Google him, 26 00:03:52,990 --> 00:03:54,493 like, a deep Goog. 27 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,764 And the results that are not just be, like, his Linkedin profile. 28 00:03:56,766 --> 00:04:00,157 Like, I wanna know as much about him as digitally possible. 29 00:04:00,159 --> 00:04:02,876 I wanna know his likes and his unlikes. 30 00:04:02,878 --> 00:04:04,188 Don't you mean "dislikes"? 31 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:06,876 I wanna know if he takes selfies in the mirror. 32 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:08,413 'Cause if you don't do your research, 33 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,364 the next thing you know you're gonna be swept off your feet 34 00:04:10,366 --> 00:04:11,836 and you end up back at his place, 35 00:04:11,838 --> 00:04:13,759 and you find out that he still listens to Kings of Leon. 36 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:15,708 I mean, I don't... 37 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:17,724 I'm not in social media at all... or whatever. 38 00:04:17,726 --> 00:04:21,309 I'm in front of the screen so much with my job as it is. 39 00:04:21,311 --> 00:04:22,365 What do you mean? 40 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:25,151 I mean, I don't see the point, I guess. 41 00:04:27,006 --> 00:04:29,500 I talk to people that I wanna talk to, 42 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:30,716 and when I wanna talk to 'em. 43 00:04:30,718 --> 00:04:32,734 Well, how are you ever gonna meet someone? 44 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:36,317 Someday I wanna be able to tell my children 45 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,205 that their mother and I 46 00:04:38,207 --> 00:04:40,285 were at the same place at the same time, 47 00:04:40,287 --> 00:04:42,973 and she was so beautiful 48 00:04:42,975 --> 00:04:46,108 that despite any fear or social awkwardness 49 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:49,212 that I have on a regular basis, 50 00:04:49,214 --> 00:04:52,639 I had got up the courage to go across the room 51 00:04:53,215 --> 00:04:55,104 and say, "Hi, I'm Jed." 52 00:04:58,847 --> 00:04:59,903 That's really sweet. 53 00:05:01,215 --> 00:05:03,292 But in your fairytale scenario, 54 00:05:03,294 --> 00:05:05,596 you're completely basing it on one thing. 55 00:05:05,598 --> 00:05:06,684 Looks. 56 00:05:06,686 --> 00:05:08,223 How superficial. 57 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,260 I mean, that's how Will and Dave met. 58 00:05:11,262 --> 00:05:13,055 They met at this bar six years ago. 59 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,413 Spoiler alert. Those two met on Match. 60 00:05:16,415 --> 00:05:17,664 No. 61 00:05:18,782 --> 00:05:19,870 Wait, what? 62 00:05:25,214 --> 00:05:28,541 Seriously. Your mother and I, we think that marriage 63 00:05:28,543 --> 00:05:31,068 is this thing that 64 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:33,885 the younger generations scoff at nowadays. 65 00:05:33,887 --> 00:05:37,149 It's not cool to get married anymore. 66 00:05:37,151 --> 00:05:40,349 It's cool to grow a beard, it's cool to sleep around. 67 00:05:40,351 --> 00:05:43,964 It's cool to smoke a cigarette made of electricity. 68 00:05:43,966 --> 00:05:47,613 What's cool, two people supporting each other, 69 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:48,830 without question. 70 00:05:50,527 --> 00:05:51,424 Love each other... 71 00:05:52,862 --> 00:05:54,587 without question. 72 00:05:54,589 --> 00:05:56,989 Okay, I'm gonna stop 73 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:58,140 before I get too emotional. 74 00:05:58,142 --> 00:06:00,733 Just know that your mother and I 75 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:04,191 couldn't be more proud to call you our sons. 76 00:06:05,983 --> 00:06:06,975 Cheers. 77 00:06:07,421 --> 00:06:08,703 Cheers. 78 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:12,604 - I love you. - I love you, too. 79 00:06:16,862 --> 00:06:18,748 This is my favorite song from ninth grade. 80 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:19,935 Let's freak! 81 00:08:19,935 --> 00:08:21,184 You know what makes me crazy? 82 00:08:22,751 --> 00:08:24,381 I'm sorry. Can I say this? 83 00:08:24,383 --> 00:08:26,075 You know what makes me nuts? 84 00:08:26,077 --> 00:08:28,029 ♪ The fact that We could be together ♪ 85 00:08:28,031 --> 00:08:30,459 ♪ Here together Sharing our night ♪ 86 00:08:30,461 --> 00:08:31,869 ♪ Spending our time ♪ 87 00:08:31,871 --> 00:08:34,364 ♪ And you are gonna choose Someone else to be with ♪ 88 00:08:34,366 --> 00:08:36,956 It is fucked up how good were, Franky. 89 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:39,325 I mean, that... That was some Meryl shit. 90 00:08:39,327 --> 00:08:41,724 - Mm-hmm. - If there was a Best Performance by an actress 91 00:08:41,726 --> 00:08:43,228 in a community theater production, 92 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:44,701 you would win it. 93 00:08:44,703 --> 00:08:46,813 And I hope that, you know, you would thank me in your acceptance speech, 94 00:08:46,815 --> 00:08:48,508 which you probably wouldn't, you ungrateful slut. 95 00:08:48,510 --> 00:08:50,717 - Thanks, Abby. - I mean, I'm quitting. 96 00:08:50,719 --> 00:08:52,924 I mean, who cares that I was on Xanadu on Broadway? 97 00:08:52,926 --> 00:08:55,164 Right? I mean, what's the fucking point? 98 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:56,413 Hey, where's Phil? 99 00:08:56,415 --> 00:08:59,836 He's at home, grading, uh, or something. 100 00:08:59,838 --> 00:09:01,182 Mid-term's coming up, I think. 101 00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:02,943 Okay. 102 00:09:03,582 --> 00:09:04,989 Not to be rude or anything, 103 00:09:04,991 --> 00:09:07,645 but what the fuck are you doing wasting your talents here? 104 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,181 I mean, no offense to the lovely locals. 105 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:11,260 I'm sure this place is like totally gorg during the day and all, 106 00:09:11,262 --> 00:09:12,732 but, shit, 107 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:15,132 if you were back in the city, you would tear it up. 108 00:09:15,134 --> 00:09:17,341 Thank you, but, this is... 109 00:09:17,343 --> 00:09:18,941 You know, this is home now. 110 00:09:18,943 --> 00:09:21,148 Speaking of, are you gonna follow me back to the house? 111 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:23,260 Oh, babes, I wish I could. 112 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,116 I'm sure your house is quaint as fuck. 113 00:09:25,118 --> 00:09:28,796 But I have rehearsal in the village, so... 114 00:09:28,798 --> 00:09:31,580 But hey, could you please come down and hang out with me some time? 115 00:09:31,582 --> 00:09:33,405 We could go out, we could get drunk, 116 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,716 you could crash at my place. 117 00:09:34,718 --> 00:09:36,347 Hangover brunch in the morn. 118 00:09:36,349 --> 00:09:37,789 You know, um... 119 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:40,252 It's hard to get away on weekends, so... 120 00:09:40,254 --> 00:09:41,211 Okay. 121 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:43,455 Well... 122 00:09:43,678 --> 00:09:45,279 Whatever makes you comfy. 123 00:10:04,927 --> 00:10:05,759 Hey. 124 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,293 Hey. 125 00:10:34,782 --> 00:10:36,127 I really miss it. 126 00:10:37,182 --> 00:10:38,333 Huh. 127 00:10:38,335 --> 00:10:39,741 Honey, I do, too. 128 00:10:39,743 --> 00:10:42,268 I tell you every weekend, those poppy seed bagels from Black Seed... 129 00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,710 - Phew! - No, I mean, it's... 130 00:10:44,574 --> 00:10:46,014 more than that. It's... 131 00:10:47,101 --> 00:10:48,860 Every day was a new possibility, you know. 132 00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:50,656 A chance for something to happen. 133 00:10:52,158 --> 00:10:54,076 It's not the same here. 134 00:10:54,078 --> 00:10:57,052 Right. But, let's not forget 135 00:10:57,054 --> 00:10:59,645 there is a lot that sucked about it. 136 00:10:59,647 --> 00:11:01,373 And here we're finally on tenure. 137 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:02,684 We finally own. 138 00:11:02,686 --> 00:11:04,476 And, yes, it's not our dream house 139 00:11:04,478 --> 00:11:05,883 totally, but... 140 00:11:05,885 --> 00:11:07,484 it's better than shelling out 3K a month 141 00:11:07,486 --> 00:11:09,118 for that shoe box we lived in, right? 142 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:15,167 Look. Can you see what I'm not doing? 143 00:11:17,117 --> 00:11:18,463 Touching both walls at the same time. 144 00:11:19,615 --> 00:11:20,479 It's a miracle. 145 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:29,180 I just think there's something really beautiful 146 00:11:29,182 --> 00:11:31,837 in knowing that we are completely selfless 147 00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:34,428 in making sure that our kids 148 00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:36,351 are gonna have the best life possible. 149 00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:38,751 Yeah? 150 00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:41,055 Yeah. 151 00:11:47,934 --> 00:11:49,183 You're ovulating, right? 152 00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:56,607 Oh, I'm cold. 153 00:12:07,615 --> 00:12:08,895 Come to bed, hon. 154 00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:14,940 I will in a minute. 155 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,990 Please stop wasting your time on Facebook. 156 00:12:53,662 --> 00:12:54,686 Cool. Thank you. 157 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,948 - Hey. - Hey, how's it going? 158 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,391 - Uh, small drip. - Small drip? 159 00:13:00,222 --> 00:13:01,756 - Here you go. - Thank you, Carl. 160 00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:02,879 No problem, Jed. 161 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,311 Got a quad americano for Tasha. 162 00:13:16,318 --> 00:13:17,467 You know how I take my coffee, 163 00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:19,005 but you don't even know my name. 164 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,543 Um, it's Tasha. 165 00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:23,548 I'm sorry. It says in your cup, 166 00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:24,796 so I figured 167 00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:26,943 it's probably either "Tasha" or "Americano." 168 00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:29,947 I'm Jed... Triplett. 169 00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:32,059 - Tasha. - I don't know why I said the last name. Sorry. 170 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,525 Oh. Lorino. 171 00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:36,859 You know, I think I've actually seen you in here before. 172 00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:40,252 You're very courteous. Most people just take up this whole station. 173 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,819 - You work around here? - Yes. 174 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,829 I work at home, which is by choice. 175 00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:47,357 Well, I'm actually a little late for a meeting. 176 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:48,956 But it was nice to officially meet you, Jed. 177 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,652 Yeah. And I'll shoot you a friend request, 178 00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:52,284 if I can figure out how. 179 00:13:52,286 --> 00:13:53,213 What? 180 00:13:53,215 --> 00:13:54,748 I just signed up on social medias. 181 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,316 Wait, you just got on Facebook? 182 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:58,558 - Yeah. - Well, welcome to the future, Jed. 183 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:00,670 Thanks. 184 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,295 Hey, I'll be over here. 185 00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:15,772 ...because they're gonna lose their sponsorship deal with Hollywood Tan, 186 00:14:15,774 --> 00:14:17,788 if we don't bump the numbers. 187 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,803 We need a real yoga-girl level push here. 188 00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:22,555 They just won't approve any of the content ideas we have. 189 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,148 We've suggested motion, activation, 190 00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:26,461 live Twitter Q&A. 191 00:14:26,463 --> 00:14:27,677 All she does is take selfies. 192 00:14:27,679 --> 00:14:30,875 Tasha, call the guy in China, buy 500,000 followers. 193 00:14:30,877 --> 00:14:32,060 Oakley, we don't have to do that. 194 00:14:32,062 --> 00:14:34,619 Aren't you tired of managing the digital lives 195 00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:37,851 of C-list YouTubers and DJs? 196 00:14:37,853 --> 00:14:40,571 I wanna be posting for Gosling. 197 00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:42,525 We should be creating campaigns 198 00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:44,671 for Weezy, Yeezy, Jigga. 199 00:14:45,437 --> 00:14:47,420 Maybe we're doing it wrong. 200 00:14:47,422 --> 00:14:49,436 Maybe instead of chasing clients 201 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:50,719 who already have followings, 202 00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:53,051 we build it ourselves. 203 00:14:53,053 --> 00:14:55,100 So what? Take someone like... 204 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:59,101 Kevin here and invest time, energy, resources, 205 00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:01,499 into growing his audience across all social media 206 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,134 until he's seen as an influencer? 207 00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:05,790 This Kevin? 208 00:15:08,637 --> 00:15:11,676 Pepsi won't pay to see an Instagram 209 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,908 of whatever garbage Kevin decides to eat that day. 210 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:18,045 Toyota isn't gonna shell out $10,000 211 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:21,819 for a vine of Kevin driving his trash car. 212 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,390 Yeah. I don't own a car, so... 213 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:24,830 Exactly. 214 00:15:25,854 --> 00:15:30,204 Listen. You guys are all really sweet kids. 215 00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:32,349 And your parents probably all really believe 216 00:15:32,351 --> 00:15:33,500 you made the right decision 217 00:15:33,502 --> 00:15:35,419 to not become doctors or lawyers, 218 00:15:35,421 --> 00:15:37,819 because the world is "different" now. 219 00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:41,179 But unless you love sleeping in the room you grew up in, 220 00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:43,227 and watching The Voice with Grandma, 221 00:15:43,229 --> 00:15:45,246 we're gonna need better ideas than that. 222 00:15:57,245 --> 00:15:58,527 Essential oil spritz? 223 00:15:59,678 --> 00:16:00,991 Essential oil spritz? 224 00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:05,852 Just remember... 225 00:16:05,854 --> 00:16:08,251 the line of over-confident clever millenials 226 00:16:08,253 --> 00:16:10,524 who think their opinion is the only one that matters 227 00:16:10,526 --> 00:16:13,116 is literally endless. 228 00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:33,275 - Hello. - Hey, Jed. 229 00:16:33,277 --> 00:16:34,908 It's Lucia from Condenast. 230 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,148 Oh, hi, Lucia. How are you? 231 00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:39,807 Could be better, could be better. 232 00:16:40,222 --> 00:16:41,212 Huge favor. 233 00:16:41,214 --> 00:16:42,844 Our in-house guy botched the job, 234 00:16:42,846 --> 00:16:44,572 and you would be saving my ass again 235 00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:46,299 if you could pull this project off today. 236 00:16:46,301 --> 00:16:48,445 Yeah, yeah. Okay, um... 237 00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:50,332 Wait, I'm sending you the material right now. 238 00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:53,179 I just need a standard six pack, blue eyes instead of green, 239 00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:55,131 and the junk needs to be bigger. 240 00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:57,628 Okay, like, a lot bigger, or... 241 00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:59,004 A lot. 242 00:16:59,006 --> 00:17:01,180 Um, I can... I can do that. 243 00:17:01,182 --> 00:17:03,452 I can mess around with this guy's junk, no problem. 244 00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:05,212 Um, great. And you need it by... 245 00:17:05,214 --> 00:17:06,428 What did you say you needed it by? 246 00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:07,772 9:00 p.m. 247 00:17:07,774 --> 00:17:10,204 Yeah, okay. All right. Well, I better do it now. 248 00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,996 I can do that. Yeah, I can make that happen. 249 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:12,923 Talk soon, Jed. 250 00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:13,820 You got it. 251 00:17:19,966 --> 00:17:21,694 - Hi. - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 252 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,763 Honestly not a problem. Any time. 253 00:17:24,765 --> 00:17:26,908 I'm calling you next week. All right. 254 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,124 Bye, Jed. 255 00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:30,172 Okay, bye. Oh, also, Lucia, 256 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,220 I mean, I don't know if you'd wanna, 257 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,303 uh, grab a drink, or... 258 00:17:35,934 --> 00:17:37,151 Hello? 259 00:17:41,213 --> 00:17:42,366 Lucia? 260 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:49,820 Hey. 261 00:17:49,822 --> 00:17:51,932 Are you swishing coconut oil again? 262 00:17:51,934 --> 00:17:53,403 Mm. 263 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,750 - Lights before I go? - Mm-hmm. 264 00:17:57,981 --> 00:17:59,103 Good talk. 265 00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:37,499 - Hey. - Hey, Carl. 266 00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:39,932 - Uh, drip with room. - No. 267 00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:41,116 I'm gonna have a latte today. 268 00:18:41,118 --> 00:18:42,108 Look out, world, 269 00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:43,707 here comes Jed with a vanilla latte. 270 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:46,491 No, I'll do a... I'll just do a regular latte. 271 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,486 Hey, Jed. 272 00:18:49,534 --> 00:18:50,943 Oh, hey, Tasha. 273 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:52,319 Sit down. 274 00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:56,766 Shit, yeah, bro. 275 00:19:00,286 --> 00:19:01,311 Hey. 276 00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:04,510 So... How's life online? 277 00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:06,429 Um... 278 00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:09,566 Bigger... 279 00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:11,003 I guess. 280 00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:12,476 I love that picture of you with Usher. 281 00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:13,692 Oh, thanks. 282 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,676 Yeah. That, uh... That was a fun night. 283 00:19:15,678 --> 00:19:16,731 When was that? 284 00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:18,075 Spring 2014. 285 00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:19,676 - 2014? - Yeah. 286 00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:20,572 Hmm. 287 00:19:20,574 --> 00:19:21,724 Really, really nice work, Jed. 288 00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:24,287 I mean, honestly you have some serious talent. 289 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,263 What are you talking about? 290 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,115 It's simple. 291 00:19:29,117 --> 00:19:31,547 That picture was taken in April 2014, 292 00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:32,987 and that cardigan you're wearing 293 00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:35,038 is from the Banana Winter Collection... 294 00:19:35,581 --> 00:19:37,147 of 2015. 295 00:19:37,149 --> 00:19:39,359 It's physically impossible for that moment to have ever happened. 296 00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:44,635 Um... 297 00:19:44,637 --> 00:19:46,620 Listen, Jed, I think it's brilliant. 298 00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:48,796 - You do? - I'm not trying to expose your shit, 299 00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:50,331 or decimate your newfound digital life 300 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,227 or anything like that. 301 00:19:51,229 --> 00:19:52,638 I want to help you. 302 00:19:54,429 --> 00:19:55,612 Help me with what? 303 00:19:55,614 --> 00:19:56,828 I'm very confused. 304 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,259 I'm interested to see if I can take someone like you, 305 00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:01,435 someone living in the dark ages of social media, 306 00:20:01,437 --> 00:20:03,773 and grow their following into a significant place. 307 00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:05,403 Okay. 308 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,844 We already know that you're a gentleman. 309 00:20:06,846 --> 00:20:08,443 You're obviously a gifted artist, 310 00:20:08,445 --> 00:20:10,011 and you're good looking, but not too good looking, 311 00:20:10,013 --> 00:20:13,019 so I really think people will identify with you. 312 00:20:13,021 --> 00:20:15,102 Why don't I come over and you can show me how you do it? 313 00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:22,110 Um... Loosen up. 314 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:31,931 Great. 315 00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:33,437 - Good? - Got it. 316 00:20:53,598 --> 00:20:55,580 Wow. 317 00:20:55,582 --> 00:20:57,086 Good job with the lighting. 318 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,598 Tasha, why are you interested in doing this with me? 319 00:21:04,318 --> 00:21:06,332 Let me break something down for you, J. 320 00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,380 Of the 7.2 billion people on Earth, 321 00:21:08,382 --> 00:21:10,523 three billion have Internet access. 322 00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:14,267 2.1 billion are using social media right now. 323 00:21:14,269 --> 00:21:16,315 You are a blank canvas. 324 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,907 We are measured by the amount of people who follow us. 325 00:21:18,909 --> 00:21:20,636 Our relevancy is quantifiable. 326 00:21:20,638 --> 00:21:22,396 Online currency is the new currency, 327 00:21:22,398 --> 00:21:23,515 and the sooner that we accept that, 328 00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,150 the sooner we're able to succeed. 329 00:21:25,822 --> 00:21:27,259 Who am I more likely to date? 330 00:21:27,261 --> 00:21:29,531 The guy who has 56,000 Twitter followers, 331 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:31,771 or the guy whose avatar is still an egg? 332 00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:33,564 - I... - It's simple. 333 00:21:33,566 --> 00:21:36,379 You need to have an opinion, you need to keep it short, and you need to have it now. 334 00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:37,819 You need to engage. 335 00:21:37,821 --> 00:21:38,971 You need to stay ahead. 336 00:21:38,973 --> 00:21:40,731 You know, people with power create trends, 337 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,779 and usually those people are celebrities. 338 00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:46,331 But I'm not interested in celebrities. 339 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:48,732 I'm interested in celebritization. 340 00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:50,075 That's where you come in. 341 00:21:50,077 --> 00:21:52,764 So, J, do you wanna stay an egg? 342 00:21:52,766 --> 00:21:54,427 No, I hate eggs. 343 00:21:54,429 --> 00:21:55,931 Good. Me, too. 344 00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:57,916 Okay. So, I've been thinking about it, 345 00:21:57,918 --> 00:21:59,675 and you have a really nice start with your Facebook. 346 00:21:59,677 --> 00:22:02,107 But females 25 and up are the core users, 347 00:22:02,109 --> 00:22:04,795 so there are really no character or asset limitations. 348 00:22:04,797 --> 00:22:07,291 You can really feel free to open up and be yourself. 349 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,476 Show your sensitive side. 350 00:22:08,478 --> 00:22:10,139 Twenty-three percent of Facebook users 351 00:22:10,141 --> 00:22:12,123 check their accounts five times per day, 352 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:14,237 so you'll need to be updating consistently. 353 00:22:14,909 --> 00:22:16,380 For the 18 to 49 age group, 354 00:22:16,382 --> 00:22:19,259 YouTube has a greater reach than any cable network. 355 00:22:19,261 --> 00:22:21,787 So new video content will launch on our channel. 356 00:22:21,789 --> 00:22:23,131 BuzzFeed, how may I help you? 357 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,243 Hey, can I have Gibson's desk, please? 358 00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:26,875 - This is Tasha Lorino. - One moment, please. 359 00:22:26,877 --> 00:22:29,788 Twitter, it's all about how you play it. 360 00:22:29,790 --> 00:22:31,579 It's a total horse show, so own it. 361 00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:33,371 This is what they sent us, and I mean, it's nice. 362 00:22:33,373 --> 00:22:35,100 These are last three approves. 363 00:22:35,102 --> 00:22:36,411 Yeah, absolutely. 364 00:22:36,413 --> 00:22:37,820 We're just gonna rule that out entirely. 365 00:22:37,822 --> 00:22:39,996 Pinterest, we can probably stay away from, 366 00:22:39,998 --> 00:22:42,428 because you're not a mom or an antique collector. 367 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:44,828 Facebook and Twitter dominate social media, 368 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:48,475 but their mainstream status makes the younger generation feel like it's old school. 369 00:22:48,477 --> 00:22:49,852 Yup. 370 00:22:49,854 --> 00:22:51,995 That's why we're gonna focus on Instagram. 371 00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,851 Your pictures and videos should be younger skewing though, 372 00:22:53,853 --> 00:22:56,252 and you should link it to your Facebook for greater exposure. 373 00:22:56,254 --> 00:22:59,518 Just please, please make sure that you stay on trend. 374 00:23:00,124 --> 00:23:02,043 What about Snapchat? 375 00:23:02,045 --> 00:23:04,222 Relax, we'll get there. 376 00:23:05,246 --> 00:23:06,586 So, Jed, what do you think? 377 00:23:06,588 --> 00:23:08,668 Should we text it to you? 378 00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:10,523 - So black? - I think he agrees black. 379 00:23:10,525 --> 00:23:11,868 Jed... 380 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,692 You are gonna be the guy 381 00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:15,868 that every dude wants to hang with, 382 00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:17,659 and every girl wants to be with. 383 00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:19,132 You know, last time I heard your voice, 384 00:23:19,134 --> 00:23:20,795 I had a migraine and the coke shit. 385 00:23:20,797 --> 00:23:22,524 How's my favorite online publisher? 386 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,572 Did you know NBC bought it for 200 mil? 387 00:23:24,574 --> 00:23:26,042 Can you believe it? 388 00:23:26,044 --> 00:23:27,803 I'd be better though if we were grabbing a drink. 389 00:23:27,805 --> 00:23:29,723 I can't wait. 390 00:23:29,725 --> 00:23:32,350 But first I need a favor. 391 00:23:56,733 --> 00:23:58,907 In addition to the three beds and bath upstairs, 392 00:23:58,909 --> 00:24:01,340 you also have a full bath off of the office downstairs. 393 00:24:01,342 --> 00:24:04,412 You can always turn that into an additional room if you want. 394 00:24:04,414 --> 00:24:06,010 The house was built in the '70s, 395 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:08,828 but the kitchen was completely redone last year. 396 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:10,427 - Oh. - And... 397 00:24:10,429 --> 00:24:11,900 my favorite part of the house, 398 00:24:11,902 --> 00:24:13,563 the living room. 399 00:24:13,565 --> 00:24:16,444 The natural light you get in here in the afternoon is absolutely gorgeous. 400 00:24:16,446 --> 00:24:20,413 I mean, you just can't find anything like this in the city. 401 00:24:22,014 --> 00:24:25,243 I mean, you just can't find anything like this in the city. 402 00:24:27,293 --> 00:24:28,731 Mm-hmm. 403 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:31,646 I mean, you just can't find anything like this in the city. 404 00:24:42,526 --> 00:24:44,858 Hey, hope we're not too late for the open house. 405 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,612 No, no. Please, come in, take a look around. 406 00:24:47,614 --> 00:24:49,467 Let me know if you have any questions. 407 00:24:49,469 --> 00:24:51,454 Sweetie, you play here, okay? I'll be right back. 408 00:24:53,278 --> 00:24:54,523 Are you a pirate? 409 00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:56,986 - No. - Are you a ballerina? 410 00:24:56,988 --> 00:24:58,075 No. 411 00:24:58,077 --> 00:24:59,804 All right. So what are you supposed to be? 412 00:24:59,806 --> 00:25:01,147 I'm a pirina. 413 00:25:01,149 --> 00:25:03,676 Okay. Well, I didn't know that was a thing. 414 00:25:03,678 --> 00:25:04,923 It is to me. 415 00:25:04,925 --> 00:25:07,194 My daddy says I can be whatever I want when I grow up. 416 00:25:07,196 --> 00:25:08,667 Well, he's right. 417 00:25:08,669 --> 00:25:09,948 And what do you want to be? 418 00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:11,898 A therapist. What about you? 419 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:13,469 Well, I, um... 420 00:25:14,974 --> 00:25:16,286 I'm a realtor. 421 00:25:16,989 --> 00:25:18,491 Ew. 422 00:25:18,493 --> 00:25:21,308 Hey, we're sorry, but I don't think it's gonna work out for us. 423 00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:22,684 Oh, okay. 424 00:25:22,686 --> 00:25:24,447 Uh, have a good day. 425 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,387 All right. Adjusting to flaps here. 426 00:26:03,389 --> 00:26:04,635 Flaps adjusted. 427 00:26:04,637 --> 00:26:05,595 Thank you, Jed. 428 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:06,652 What's this one? 429 00:26:06,654 --> 00:26:07,707 Don't touch that one. 430 00:26:07,709 --> 00:26:10,652 Tower, please have a better friend prepared for me 431 00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:12,379 that likes doing more fun things. 432 00:26:12,381 --> 00:26:15,292 Uh-huh. All right, Tower, why don't you put on a pot of coffee, 433 00:26:15,294 --> 00:26:16,508 French Roast for me. 434 00:26:16,510 --> 00:26:18,366 Uh, we are coming in for a landing. 435 00:26:20,861 --> 00:26:22,875 And this is better than a movie because... 436 00:26:22,877 --> 00:26:25,883 Are you kidding me? Rifting is the future of entertainment. 437 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,419 Movies are dead, bud. 438 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,562 We are landing a stealth bomber together, 439 00:26:29,564 --> 00:26:30,684 as a team. 440 00:26:30,686 --> 00:26:31,930 That's incredible. 441 00:26:31,932 --> 00:26:33,788 We're a team, we're a virtual team. 442 00:26:33,790 --> 00:26:35,515 You can't do that in the movie theater. 443 00:26:35,517 --> 00:26:38,814 I mean, this headset makes everything better. 444 00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:41,982 Do you jerk off with these? 445 00:26:43,549 --> 00:26:44,858 Did you put it on autopilot? 446 00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:47,068 It's just... We're coasting now. We're fine. 447 00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:48,735 What happens when Dave is gone? 448 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,683 We have an understanding. 449 00:26:50,685 --> 00:26:51,899 Virtual or not. 450 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:53,051 You understand? 451 00:26:53,053 --> 00:26:54,106 Please don't tell me anymore. 452 00:26:54,108 --> 00:26:55,579 Of course. 453 00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:57,915 I may look at some pornographic material with these goggles... 454 00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,067 Sometimes those goggles, too. 455 00:26:59,069 --> 00:27:01,724 But as long as it's on the home page, 456 00:27:01,726 --> 00:27:02,619 then I'm okay. 457 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,061 I can't search for specifics. 458 00:27:04,605 --> 00:27:07,579 Like DILF, ass to mouth, 459 00:27:07,581 --> 00:27:08,571 glory hole stuff... 460 00:27:08,573 --> 00:27:10,459 which used to be a fave of mine. 461 00:27:10,461 --> 00:27:12,476 - No more. - "Ass to mouth"? 462 00:27:12,478 --> 00:27:13,756 Don't tell. Don't even tell me. 463 00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,124 I mean, I think you can just say it and understand it. 464 00:27:16,126 --> 00:27:18,843 Oh, and if I remember any performer names, he'll leave me immediately. 465 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:19,868 Have you even cleaned these? 466 00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:21,532 Look, it might sound unconventional, 467 00:27:21,534 --> 00:27:23,195 but our jerk off schedule is 468 00:27:23,197 --> 00:27:25,724 what forms the basis of our relationship. 469 00:27:25,726 --> 00:27:26,875 - Trust. - Yeah. 470 00:27:26,877 --> 00:27:28,218 - Seems like you guys really got it right. - Thank you. 471 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:30,331 Hey, I got invited to an event tomorrow. 472 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:31,483 I've got a plus one. 473 00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:33,019 - Ooh. - I'm probably not gonna go. 474 00:27:33,021 --> 00:27:34,364 An event, huh? 475 00:27:34,366 --> 00:27:36,446 Is this... Is this the Tasha thing? 476 00:27:37,246 --> 00:27:39,068 - Yeah. - Dude! 477 00:27:39,070 --> 00:27:41,914 She has got your life looking so incredible right now. 478 00:27:41,916 --> 00:27:43,579 I mean, I'm your closest friend, 479 00:27:43,581 --> 00:27:45,115 and you are not that exciting. 480 00:27:45,117 --> 00:27:47,388 I'm bored right now and I'm in a stealth bomber. 481 00:27:47,390 --> 00:27:49,694 Yeah, but how exciting is it gonna be when... 482 00:27:50,717 --> 00:27:51,932 every girl who googles me 483 00:27:51,934 --> 00:27:53,566 realizes I lied on the Internet? 484 00:27:54,334 --> 00:27:56,827 Dude, the ideal girl is somebody 485 00:27:56,829 --> 00:27:58,586 who would just think that's hilarious. 486 00:27:58,588 --> 00:27:59,386 Right? 487 00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:00,571 I say go for it, man. 488 00:28:00,573 --> 00:28:02,366 Have fun. This is good for you. 489 00:28:03,357 --> 00:28:04,154 Yeah. 490 00:28:04,156 --> 00:28:06,074 I mean, go to the party at least. 491 00:28:06,076 --> 00:28:08,891 Well, are you gonna come with me or not? 492 00:28:08,893 --> 00:28:11,099 - I don't know. Dave's got this work... - There's an open bar. 493 00:28:11,101 --> 00:28:13,595 I'll be there for my best friend when he needs me. 494 00:28:13,597 --> 00:28:14,940 So I'll be there with you, 495 00:28:14,942 --> 00:28:16,571 and Dave's just gonna have to understand that 496 00:28:16,573 --> 00:28:18,107 we are also independent. 497 00:28:18,109 --> 00:28:20,542 We are connected by the heart, but separated by... 498 00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:23,002 when there's free alcohol involved. 499 00:28:23,004 --> 00:28:24,250 - Yeah. - Yeah. 500 00:28:24,252 --> 00:28:25,979 - Oh! - Oh! No, no, no! 501 00:28:25,981 --> 00:28:27,419 Oh, we are going down, Jed. 502 00:28:27,421 --> 00:28:29,691 We are going down. You gotta stay focused in this thing. 503 00:28:29,693 --> 00:28:31,004 Everybody relax back there. 504 00:28:31,006 --> 00:28:32,987 Buckle up. Put your head down between your legs. 505 00:28:32,989 --> 00:28:34,875 Jed, you got one final chance. 506 00:28:34,877 --> 00:28:35,900 No regrets. I need you to 507 00:28:35,902 --> 00:28:37,659 look me in my cold, digital glass eyes 508 00:28:37,661 --> 00:28:39,162 and tell me how you feel about me, okay? 509 00:28:39,164 --> 00:28:40,314 I'm... I'm glad that... 510 00:28:40,316 --> 00:28:41,659 You would gladly take it to the next level. 511 00:28:41,661 --> 00:28:42,719 That's what I heard. 512 00:28:45,405 --> 00:28:49,531 Hey, I just wanted to make sure you got the suit I sent over. 513 00:28:49,533 --> 00:28:51,482 Um, and once you're dressed, take a selfie 514 00:28:51,484 --> 00:28:53,532 and 'gram it with the hashtags I just texted you. 515 00:28:53,534 --> 00:28:56,603 This thing is gonna have a ton of influencers, 516 00:28:56,605 --> 00:28:58,139 so we have to play it right. 517 00:28:58,141 --> 00:28:59,261 See you soon. 518 00:29:03,293 --> 00:29:04,830 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 519 00:29:06,557 --> 00:29:08,507 - Franky! - Oh, my God! 520 00:29:08,509 --> 00:29:09,626 Abby! 521 00:29:09,628 --> 00:29:11,775 Why the hell am I waiting in this rape alley for you? 522 00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:13,404 What are you doing? 523 00:29:13,406 --> 00:29:15,578 Here. I stole this from catering. 524 00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:16,699 - Put it on. - Seriously? 525 00:29:16,701 --> 00:29:18,970 Yeah. Change. Tell them you are late for work, 526 00:29:18,972 --> 00:29:20,572 and I'll see your cute tush in there. Okay? 527 00:29:20,574 --> 00:29:22,875 Wait. You said you could get me in. 528 00:29:22,877 --> 00:29:24,156 I said I could get in. 529 00:29:24,158 --> 00:29:25,724 Oh, my God. 530 00:29:25,726 --> 00:29:27,418 - Abby! - Okay, Franky. 531 00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:28,699 I know that little voice in your head 532 00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:30,875 is just telling you to turn around and go home. 533 00:29:30,877 --> 00:29:31,996 But do me a favor, 534 00:29:31,998 --> 00:29:33,403 just ignore it tonight. 535 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,195 Babe, whatever happens, 536 00:29:35,197 --> 00:29:36,766 it'll be because it was meant to happen. 537 00:29:37,502 --> 00:29:38,490 Okay? 538 00:29:38,492 --> 00:29:39,422 That's my girl. 539 00:29:41,756 --> 00:29:42,778 Oh, no, no, no, no. 540 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:43,835 Hang on. No, no, no, no. 541 00:29:43,837 --> 00:29:45,726 Wait, Abby. What are you doing? 542 00:29:46,781 --> 00:29:48,955 No one wants to talk to someone they can't fuck. 543 00:29:48,957 --> 00:29:49,786 Hurry up. 544 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,518 I'm freezing my tits off. Jesus! 545 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:08,571 Oh, look at that. Blond, coming in, pretty hot. 546 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:10,203 Why did you leave out the hashtags? 547 00:30:10,205 --> 00:30:11,578 Excuse me? 548 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:13,211 I specifically wrote down the hashtags that you needed to include. 549 00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:15,099 We don't get paid unless you use the hashtags. 550 00:30:15,101 --> 00:30:18,428 How else do you think I got you $900 worth of free clothes? 551 00:30:18,430 --> 00:30:19,998 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 552 00:30:21,406 --> 00:30:22,910 You look lovely, by the way. 553 00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:26,302 That's sweet. Thank you. 554 00:30:28,349 --> 00:30:30,619 Oh, sorry. This is my best friend, Will. 555 00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:31,738 Nice to meet you. 556 00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:32,987 By the way, if anyone asks, 557 00:30:32,989 --> 00:30:34,651 you're in international finance. 558 00:30:34,653 --> 00:30:36,090 Baller! 559 00:30:36,092 --> 00:30:38,042 I don't know anything about international finance. 560 00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,998 Nobody does. That's why it's perfect. 561 00:30:41,788 --> 00:30:43,291 I'm gonna go grab a drink. 562 00:30:43,293 --> 00:30:44,509 Yeah, I wanna get some food. 563 00:31:04,188 --> 00:31:05,790 Excuse me, ma'am, I got you a drink. 564 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,092 Franky Donegan. 565 00:31:08,094 --> 00:31:09,275 Jed! 566 00:31:09,277 --> 00:31:10,330 How are you? 567 00:31:10,332 --> 00:31:11,643 I'm good, how are you? 568 00:31:11,645 --> 00:31:12,762 Good. 569 00:31:12,764 --> 00:31:14,074 Thank you. 570 00:31:14,076 --> 00:31:16,603 Wow, I have not seen you since high school. 571 00:31:16,605 --> 00:31:19,390 Actually that's not true. We're Facebook friends. 572 00:31:19,709 --> 00:31:21,115 We are? 573 00:31:21,117 --> 00:31:22,875 Totally should have known that. 574 00:31:22,877 --> 00:31:23,678 I, um... 575 00:31:24,540 --> 00:31:25,914 So, um... 576 00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:27,965 Can I just apologize? 577 00:31:28,381 --> 00:31:30,267 For what? 578 00:31:30,269 --> 00:31:33,245 For not dancing with you at prom? 579 00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:35,932 I... 580 00:31:35,934 --> 00:31:37,562 I don't remember that at all. 581 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:40,380 Thank God. I felt horrible about that for a solid decade. 582 00:31:40,382 --> 00:31:41,948 You're off the hook. 583 00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,772 So how do you two know each other? 584 00:31:43,774 --> 00:31:45,435 We were college roommates. 585 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:46,715 He walked in freshman year, 586 00:31:46,717 --> 00:31:49,531 had the entire DVD box set to Friday the 13th. 587 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,781 We've been best friends ever since. 588 00:31:52,893 --> 00:31:54,238 He's a great guy. 589 00:31:55,324 --> 00:31:56,827 Like, genuine. 590 00:31:56,829 --> 00:31:59,484 I mean, look at him talking to this woman, right? 591 00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:02,042 He doesn't have a chance in hell, He's gonna strike out. 592 00:32:02,044 --> 00:32:04,442 But yet there he is, at that. 593 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,757 He's got a lot of heart. 594 00:32:07,548 --> 00:32:09,566 And dick. He's got a big ass dick. 595 00:32:10,076 --> 00:32:11,099 Like radius wise. 596 00:32:11,101 --> 00:32:15,738 You know, it's perfectly shaped for anyone. 597 00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:18,714 It morphs to shape your body. 598 00:32:18,716 --> 00:32:19,710 Whoever, uh... 599 00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:21,883 I'm his wingman. 600 00:32:21,885 --> 00:32:22,875 - How am I doing? - Subtle. 601 00:32:22,877 --> 00:32:24,061 Yeah. 602 00:32:24,797 --> 00:32:26,523 Oh, thank you. 603 00:32:26,525 --> 00:32:28,445 - Got my... - Oh, no. I'm good actually. 604 00:32:29,373 --> 00:32:30,750 These are for me. 605 00:32:31,262 --> 00:32:32,411 Oh. 606 00:32:32,413 --> 00:32:33,788 Uh, international finance. 607 00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:35,355 That sounds interesting. 608 00:32:35,357 --> 00:32:36,637 Oh... 609 00:32:37,052 --> 00:32:38,686 Yeah. It's... 610 00:32:39,773 --> 00:32:42,363 It's boring. Super normal. 611 00:32:42,365 --> 00:32:44,123 Um, don't even talk about it. 612 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,211 Okay. 613 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,811 I'm actually here with a few friends. 614 00:32:46,813 --> 00:32:48,126 Do you wanna... 615 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,917 Uh... 616 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,892 Sure. 617 00:32:52,894 --> 00:32:54,747 Hi. I found these like that. 618 00:32:54,749 --> 00:32:55,805 Thank you. 619 00:32:56,669 --> 00:32:59,004 Franky, this is Will and Tasha. 620 00:32:59,006 --> 00:33:00,510 - Hi. - Love your dress. 621 00:33:01,373 --> 00:33:02,587 Thank you. 622 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,251 How do you guys know each other? 623 00:33:04,253 --> 00:33:05,594 We went to high school together. 624 00:33:05,596 --> 00:33:07,258 Oh, we went to college together. 625 00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:08,414 - Oh, cool. - Yeah. 626 00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:10,458 Shit. 627 00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:12,188 - He's here. - Who? 628 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:13,594 Usher. 629 00:33:13,596 --> 00:33:14,910 No shit. 630 00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,923 Okay, just relax. There's no way he's seen the picture. 631 00:33:20,925 --> 00:33:22,938 That picture's been liked over a million times. 632 00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,154 Yo, Usher! 633 00:33:24,156 --> 00:33:25,501 - Will, come on! - What? 634 00:33:26,076 --> 00:33:27,610 It's Usher. 635 00:33:27,612 --> 00:33:29,179 Why? 636 00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:31,198 - Just act like you know him. - Oh, my God. 637 00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:35,227 Jed, right? 638 00:33:35,229 --> 00:33:36,478 Vegas. 639 00:33:39,037 --> 00:33:41,146 - Usher. - What's up, man, how are you? 640 00:33:41,148 --> 00:33:42,491 I'm good. How are you? 641 00:33:42,493 --> 00:33:43,962 Oh, man. Cool. Listen. 642 00:33:43,964 --> 00:33:46,395 I barely remember what happened in the casino that night, man. 643 00:33:46,397 --> 00:33:47,578 I don't remember any of it. 644 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,762 I'm still hungover. 645 00:33:50,108 --> 00:33:51,899 Anyway. You know what? Listen... 646 00:33:51,901 --> 00:33:53,275 You mind taking this picture? 647 00:33:53,277 --> 00:33:54,779 - Yeah. - Come on. All right. 648 00:33:54,781 --> 00:33:56,126 I'm sober now. 649 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,875 There you go. 650 00:33:58,877 --> 00:33:59,930 Great. 651 00:33:59,932 --> 00:34:01,467 Dude, you were trending topic last time. 652 00:34:01,469 --> 00:34:02,747 Just watch what happens this time. 653 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,826 "Hashtag before the madness, 654 00:34:04,828 --> 00:34:06,523 before the turner." 655 00:34:06,525 --> 00:34:08,570 All right. What's your handle? 656 00:34:08,572 --> 00:34:10,458 Oh, it's @Jedtriplett. 657 00:34:10,460 --> 00:34:12,378 Jedtriplett. 658 00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:14,138 "Hashtag sober." 659 00:34:15,293 --> 00:34:16,347 All right. Cool, man. 660 00:34:16,349 --> 00:34:17,502 We should hang out. 661 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:20,603 Sure. 662 00:34:20,605 --> 00:34:22,205 Uh... Hey, man, put your number. 663 00:34:23,101 --> 00:34:24,030 Okay. 664 00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:28,379 - There you go. - All right. Cool, man. 665 00:34:28,381 --> 00:34:30,556 - Nice to meet you. - See ya, Usher. 666 00:34:30,558 --> 00:34:31,899 Hey, let's do a quick dinner. 667 00:34:31,901 --> 00:34:33,338 That's awesome. We're gonna hang out. 668 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,685 Let's do a quick photo maybe. 669 00:34:35,228 --> 00:34:37,146 I'm Will... 670 00:34:37,148 --> 00:34:38,266 What's your name? 671 00:34:38,268 --> 00:34:39,482 - Will. - Okay. 672 00:34:39,484 --> 00:34:41,467 - We'll be back. - Just snap away. 673 00:34:41,469 --> 00:34:42,332 Just snap away. 674 00:34:42,334 --> 00:34:43,387 All right. 675 00:34:43,389 --> 00:34:46,074 All right, cool. Ooh, let's do a pano. 676 00:34:46,076 --> 00:34:47,998 - No, man. - You don't wanna do a pano? 677 00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,571 Why didn't you come to any of the reunions? 678 00:35:00,573 --> 00:35:02,011 Why would I wanna hang out with people 679 00:35:02,013 --> 00:35:03,773 that made me feel insecure for four years? 680 00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:05,274 Hmm. 681 00:35:05,276 --> 00:35:07,037 Show them how wrong they were. 682 00:35:08,989 --> 00:35:11,930 I don't wanna hang my self-worth on what other people think. 683 00:35:11,932 --> 00:35:14,269 But I bet Oscar Williams was there. 684 00:35:15,101 --> 00:35:16,283 I knew it. 685 00:35:16,285 --> 00:35:17,499 Yeah. 686 00:35:17,501 --> 00:35:20,282 How could I forget that my prom date danced with someone else 687 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,498 the whole night? 688 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,538 Jed, I'm sorry, but let's be honest. 689 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,781 There was no way I was getting you on the dance floor. 690 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:29,597 Well, actually... 691 00:35:30,844 --> 00:35:32,029 Nah, never mind. 692 00:35:32,636 --> 00:35:34,106 - What? - No. 693 00:35:34,108 --> 00:35:35,517 Now you have to tell me. 694 00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:40,124 Okay, I can't believe I'm gonna tell you this, but... 695 00:35:42,109 --> 00:35:45,146 Let's say that I spent a whole month 696 00:35:45,148 --> 00:35:47,675 taking dance classes after school 697 00:35:47,677 --> 00:35:48,830 to get ready. 698 00:35:49,404 --> 00:35:51,517 Dance classes, like... 699 00:35:51,772 --> 00:35:53,022 swing? 700 00:35:54,269 --> 00:35:55,645 Uh... 701 00:35:56,509 --> 00:35:57,755 Hip hop. 702 00:35:57,757 --> 00:35:59,866 No! What? No! 703 00:35:59,868 --> 00:36:01,435 I wanted to impress you. 704 00:36:01,437 --> 00:36:03,933 This might be the greatest thing I've ever heard. 705 00:36:04,445 --> 00:36:06,267 Oh, we were so close! 706 00:36:06,269 --> 00:36:08,572 If we'd just had more time... 707 00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:15,546 Hey, where... Where are you going? 708 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:17,406 I don't know. Let's find out. 709 00:36:20,828 --> 00:36:22,011 You coming? 710 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,122 Welcome to Time Traveler's Adventure, 711 00:36:24,124 --> 00:36:26,650 Brooklyn's premier Escape Room. 712 00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:29,498 All devices must be placed in the dropbox. 713 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:32,443 Prepare to be transported into another world. 714 00:36:32,445 --> 00:36:34,558 Hopefully it's one you want to be in. 715 00:36:34,973 --> 00:36:36,538 And remember, 716 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,429 there's no turning back now. 717 00:36:40,445 --> 00:36:43,035 Oh! Thank goodness you're all here. 718 00:36:43,037 --> 00:36:45,403 Something terrible has happened. 719 00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:47,130 Dr. Schultz has gone missing, 720 00:36:47,132 --> 00:36:49,627 and he left this note for all of you. 721 00:36:49,629 --> 00:36:53,054 "If you're reading this, then I'm lost in another dimension." 722 00:36:54,876 --> 00:36:56,922 "I must have made a breakthrough with my research. 723 00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:59,739 But there's no way for me to get back. 724 00:36:59,741 --> 00:37:02,203 Unless you can help me 725 00:37:02,205 --> 00:37:04,445 travel across space and time. 726 00:37:04,988 --> 00:37:06,589 My only hope is..." 727 00:37:10,205 --> 00:37:11,706 I was doing so good. 728 00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:15,067 Ah! It just cuts off there. I don't... 729 00:37:15,069 --> 00:37:17,022 All right. I'm just filling in for a friend, so... 730 00:37:18,717 --> 00:37:20,958 I've known Dr. Schultz since I was a little girl. 731 00:37:23,004 --> 00:37:24,955 He gave me my first stethoscope. 732 00:37:24,957 --> 00:37:26,363 He's not that kind of doctor. 733 00:37:26,365 --> 00:37:29,307 We can't let Dr. Schultz and his work 734 00:37:29,309 --> 00:37:31,549 disappear into the dark abyss. 735 00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:33,404 How do we save him? 736 00:37:33,948 --> 00:37:35,421 I found it. I'm good. 737 00:37:35,997 --> 00:37:37,050 Okay. 738 00:37:37,052 --> 00:37:40,282 "You have one hour to solve all the puzzles, 739 00:37:40,284 --> 00:37:42,522 and decipher the clues of my research, 740 00:37:42,524 --> 00:37:44,442 and return me to the present. 741 00:37:44,444 --> 00:37:46,717 Otherwise, the wormhole..." 742 00:37:47,548 --> 00:37:48,539 Wormhole. Okay. 743 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:51,834 "...wormhole will open up and swallow you into 744 00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:54,846 oblivion... oblivion... oblivion..." 745 00:37:55,485 --> 00:37:57,149 Good luck. 746 00:39:04,477 --> 00:39:05,851 The room is identical. 747 00:39:05,853 --> 00:39:08,382 "Look for what's in the past. It'll help you in the present." 748 00:39:17,244 --> 00:39:19,003 This is the present. 749 00:39:19,005 --> 00:39:20,731 We're in the past. 750 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,110 We're in the past! 751 00:39:27,421 --> 00:39:28,894 We're in the past! 752 00:39:31,229 --> 00:39:33,019 Congratulations! 753 00:39:33,021 --> 00:39:34,907 You saved me. 754 00:39:56,252 --> 00:39:59,194 Holy shit. 755 00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:01,018 Not bad, huh? 756 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,938 How are we even in this place? 757 00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:05,401 I have a friend in luxury real estate. 758 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,516 This place has been on the market for years. 759 00:40:09,085 --> 00:40:10,430 That's a good friend. 760 00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:21,309 You remember when we would spend 761 00:40:22,717 --> 00:40:25,722 maximum an hour a week in front of the computer? 762 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:28,698 "You have died of dysentery." 763 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:29,497 You remember that? 764 00:40:29,499 --> 00:40:30,842 Oregon Trail was the best. 765 00:40:30,844 --> 00:40:32,826 Think about it. We are the only generation 766 00:40:32,828 --> 00:40:35,354 that straddles the line between the analog and digital age. 767 00:40:35,356 --> 00:40:37,243 Like my older brother totally missed it, 768 00:40:37,245 --> 00:40:40,410 and my younger sister can't imagine a second without the Internet. 769 00:40:40,412 --> 00:40:43,226 Growing up now is like making your diary public. 770 00:40:43,228 --> 00:40:45,178 And then inviting people to comment on it. 771 00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:48,762 I remember having to make a collect phone call on a payphone. 772 00:40:48,764 --> 00:40:51,547 And someday I might have to retell that story 773 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:54,043 to my grandchildren, who won't believe it. 774 00:40:54,045 --> 00:40:56,090 I used to have to write things down on paper. 775 00:40:56,092 --> 00:40:57,659 I remember having to read handwriting, 776 00:40:57,661 --> 00:40:58,971 and that wasn't fun. 777 00:40:58,973 --> 00:41:00,795 I remember having to talk to all my friends' moms when I called. 778 00:41:00,797 --> 00:41:04,794 I've had to wait more than a second to see a photo before. 779 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:08,794 I think I might owe Columbia House like 60 bucks. 780 00:41:08,796 --> 00:41:10,715 Okay, well, you're a bad person. 781 00:41:10,717 --> 00:41:12,027 Don't tell anyone. 782 00:41:12,029 --> 00:41:14,234 I remember having to talk to people face to face. 783 00:41:14,236 --> 00:41:15,453 Ugh! That's the worst. 784 00:41:17,565 --> 00:41:19,547 So, what are you up to? 785 00:41:19,549 --> 00:41:21,531 You know, besides saving people from wormholes. 786 00:41:21,533 --> 00:41:22,460 Um... 787 00:41:23,419 --> 00:41:24,729 I'm an actor. 788 00:41:24,731 --> 00:41:26,393 Really? You stuck with it. 789 00:41:26,395 --> 00:41:27,419 Yeah, I just... 790 00:41:27,421 --> 00:41:31,131 I just finished a run of my last play off... 791 00:41:31,133 --> 00:41:32,542 off Broadway, and... 792 00:41:33,053 --> 00:41:34,554 now I'm just, uh, 793 00:41:34,556 --> 00:41:36,123 looking for my next gig. 794 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:37,754 That's great. 795 00:41:37,756 --> 00:41:40,282 I mean, to be able to help people escape like that. 796 00:41:40,284 --> 00:41:41,562 That's really cool you stuck with it. 797 00:41:41,564 --> 00:41:42,682 I admire that. 798 00:41:42,684 --> 00:41:44,765 Let's be honest. I wish I was doing more of it. 799 00:41:45,404 --> 00:41:46,365 You should. 800 00:41:46,845 --> 00:41:47,995 You're great. 801 00:41:47,997 --> 00:41:49,530 Jed, it's not that easy. 802 00:41:49,532 --> 00:41:50,940 What, don't you go on try-outs? 803 00:41:51,452 --> 00:41:52,634 You mean auditions? 804 00:41:52,636 --> 00:41:55,066 Yeah, whatever. I mean... 805 00:41:55,068 --> 00:41:57,465 You live in New York. You should... 806 00:41:57,467 --> 00:41:58,844 have plenty of opportunities, right? 807 00:42:01,724 --> 00:42:02,877 I'm still hungry. 808 00:42:05,436 --> 00:42:07,643 You know, I had a crush on you in high school. 809 00:42:07,645 --> 00:42:09,306 - No, you didn't. - Mmm. 810 00:42:09,308 --> 00:42:12,217 And you just weren't interested. 811 00:42:12,219 --> 00:42:14,075 You did not have a crush on me in high school. 812 00:42:14,077 --> 00:42:15,067 Mm. I did. 813 00:42:15,069 --> 00:42:16,347 All the girls in Drama did. 814 00:42:16,349 --> 00:42:18,715 You were the cute, quiet guy who ran the light port. 815 00:42:18,717 --> 00:42:20,894 Oh. Sounds really sexy. 816 00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:23,385 It was. 817 00:42:23,387 --> 00:42:25,691 I don't even know how to deal with these feelings. 818 00:42:25,693 --> 00:42:26,811 What are these feelings? 819 00:42:26,813 --> 00:42:28,506 Regret. It's pure regret. 820 00:42:28,508 --> 00:42:30,555 I wanna get ahold of Dr. Schultz, 821 00:42:30,557 --> 00:42:32,378 and I wanna get ahold of his time machine. 822 00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:34,427 All right. You get his time machine. 823 00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:35,514 What do you do? 824 00:42:35,516 --> 00:42:36,634 Travel back in time, 825 00:42:36,636 --> 00:42:38,171 get laid before I turn 22. 826 00:42:38,173 --> 00:42:39,353 I said I had a crush on you, 827 00:42:39,355 --> 00:42:40,410 not that I would sleep with you. 828 00:42:40,412 --> 00:42:41,881 You're right. 829 00:42:41,883 --> 00:42:43,834 I took that hypothetical situation too far. 830 00:42:43,836 --> 00:42:46,329 Yeah, well, I mean, I just can't give it up to every guy 831 00:42:46,331 --> 00:42:48,282 that defies the laws of physics for me. 832 00:42:48,284 --> 00:42:49,722 I totally understand. 833 00:42:49,724 --> 00:42:51,642 And that's what I love about you. 834 00:42:51,644 --> 00:42:53,402 Is that you don't just settle for any time traveler, 835 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:54,749 like every other girl does. 836 00:42:57,181 --> 00:42:58,939 Whoa! Oh, God, it's getting late. 837 00:42:58,941 --> 00:43:01,146 I should get home. 838 00:43:01,148 --> 00:43:02,393 Try-outs tomorrow. 839 00:43:02,395 --> 00:43:04,220 Yeah. You gotta... 840 00:43:04,701 --> 00:43:05,692 do those try-outs. 841 00:43:06,587 --> 00:43:08,443 This should be my Uber. 842 00:43:08,445 --> 00:43:11,610 Well, it was good seeing you. 843 00:43:11,612 --> 00:43:12,990 It was good seeing you. 844 00:43:14,075 --> 00:43:15,197 Yeah. 845 00:43:17,147 --> 00:43:18,556 Oh, this is yours. 846 00:43:18,941 --> 00:43:19,995 Thank you. 847 00:43:19,997 --> 00:43:21,085 Of course. 848 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,803 I'll get your door for ya. 849 00:43:23,805 --> 00:43:24,958 Thanks. 850 00:43:26,012 --> 00:43:27,738 - Good night. - Yeah, good night. 851 00:43:46,811 --> 00:43:48,378 Out of the fucking way. 852 00:45:18,172 --> 00:45:19,866 So I did some research and I think I found 853 00:45:19,868 --> 00:45:21,818 the Broadway director that we need to target. 854 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:23,035 He's up and coming, 855 00:45:23,037 --> 00:45:24,250 he interacts with most of his posts, 856 00:45:24,252 --> 00:45:25,819 and he has a play day viewing in three months. 857 00:45:25,821 --> 00:45:27,709 So he's likely to be casting right now. 858 00:45:28,956 --> 00:45:30,201 Got it. 859 00:45:30,203 --> 00:45:31,578 Are you sure you wanna do this? 860 00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:33,755 What's the point in having all these followers? 861 00:45:33,757 --> 00:45:34,682 Amen! 862 00:45:34,684 --> 00:45:36,953 "Congrats on all your success, 863 00:45:36,955 --> 00:45:40,153 but you will regret not casting 864 00:45:40,155 --> 00:45:43,673 @frankydonegan in your next show." 865 00:45:43,675 --> 00:45:46,141 Hashtag discover Franky? 866 00:45:59,773 --> 00:46:03,068 "@JedTriplett, no one cares about your girlfriend's terrible acting." 867 00:46:05,403 --> 00:46:08,923 "@frankydonegan was supposed to audition for his last play, 868 00:46:08,925 --> 00:46:11,194 but couldn't because her grandma got sick. 869 00:46:11,196 --> 00:46:12,377 She deserves a shot." 870 00:46:12,379 --> 00:46:14,429 Hashtag, discover Franky. 871 00:47:07,772 --> 00:47:08,666 He responded. 872 00:47:08,668 --> 00:47:11,162 "That Franky D must be something special. 873 00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:13,629 Hopefully she's in the tri-state area. 874 00:47:15,995 --> 00:47:18,395 My casting people will reach out." 875 00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:22,141 It's... She's call... She's calling me. 876 00:47:23,995 --> 00:47:25,692 Oh, God... 877 00:47:30,685 --> 00:47:31,578 Hey. 878 00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:34,106 Did you start a Twitter war for me? 879 00:47:34,108 --> 00:47:36,409 You're like the Helen of Troy of social media. 880 00:47:36,411 --> 00:47:39,867 Jed, I... I don't know what to say. 881 00:47:39,869 --> 00:47:42,426 - I mean, thank you. I... - Well, I can't... 882 00:47:42,428 --> 00:47:43,962 I can't believe it worked. 883 00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:45,657 But you totally deserved it. 884 00:47:45,659 --> 00:47:47,258 I mean, I remember watching you in high school, 885 00:47:47,260 --> 00:47:48,828 and you were so captivating... 886 00:47:52,413 --> 00:47:54,522 I was wondering maybe... 887 00:47:54,524 --> 00:47:56,442 We should get a drink some time soon. 888 00:47:56,444 --> 00:47:58,300 You know, like, maybe after the audition. 889 00:47:58,940 --> 00:48:00,477 Um, to celebrate. 890 00:48:01,532 --> 00:48:03,260 Yeah, that sounds like fun. 891 00:48:08,028 --> 00:48:10,521 "But every time I spread my legs, don't you know, 892 00:48:10,523 --> 00:48:11,900 I'm the one with the power? 893 00:48:12,731 --> 00:48:13,690 I... 894 00:48:13,692 --> 00:48:14,972 I'm the one with the power. 895 00:48:15,867 --> 00:48:17,341 I'm the one with the power. 896 00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:19,709 I'm the one with the power." 897 00:48:27,035 --> 00:48:28,538 "Do I sleep with men for money? 898 00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:30,138 Sure. 899 00:48:30,140 --> 00:48:32,793 But every time I do it, don't you know that I'm the one with the power? 900 00:48:32,795 --> 00:48:34,746 I'm the one with the power." 901 00:48:34,748 --> 00:48:36,666 This looks nice. What's the occasion? 902 00:48:36,668 --> 00:48:38,844 There's no occasion. 903 00:48:39,932 --> 00:48:41,819 I just read an article 904 00:48:41,821 --> 00:48:44,313 that says if you want your husband to mow the lawn, 905 00:48:44,315 --> 00:48:45,241 you have to do the dishes. 906 00:48:45,243 --> 00:48:47,449 So this is me doing the dishes. 907 00:48:47,451 --> 00:48:49,786 Oh, but not really, because you'll be doing those later. 908 00:48:49,788 --> 00:48:51,197 Oh, you think so, huh? 909 00:48:55,068 --> 00:48:58,298 No! Is this the dish from Bologna? 910 00:48:58,300 --> 00:48:59,516 Maybe. 911 00:49:00,252 --> 00:49:01,373 I love you. 912 00:49:02,204 --> 00:49:04,090 I love you. 913 00:49:04,092 --> 00:49:05,564 Wow! 914 00:49:06,715 --> 00:49:09,564 So, uh, what were you working on when I came in? 915 00:49:11,003 --> 00:49:13,081 Oh. Um, I have an audition next week. 916 00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:15,385 Mm. I didn't think that they, uh... 917 00:49:15,387 --> 00:49:16,444 started up until the fall. 918 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:19,196 It's for another theater company. 919 00:49:20,379 --> 00:49:22,012 There's more than one? 920 00:49:23,132 --> 00:49:24,668 It's in the city. 921 00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:27,356 So why are you going in? 922 00:49:29,948 --> 00:49:31,706 You're right. 923 00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:33,369 I thought we talked about this. 924 00:49:33,371 --> 00:49:34,300 We did. 925 00:49:35,707 --> 00:49:36,540 We did. 926 00:49:50,941 --> 00:49:55,291 When we lived in the city and I wouldn't get a part, it was... 927 00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:58,906 it was like someone else was telling me I'm not good enough. 928 00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:01,757 But here it's... 929 00:50:03,099 --> 00:50:07,003 It's me. It's like I'm telling myself I'm not good enough. 930 00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:09,691 I'm not gonna get it. 931 00:50:09,693 --> 00:50:12,059 If I did, you know, I'd... 932 00:50:12,061 --> 00:50:13,277 want to make it work. 933 00:50:15,164 --> 00:50:16,764 How long would the play run? 934 00:50:18,172 --> 00:50:19,609 These things are indefinite. 935 00:50:19,611 --> 00:50:22,012 It could be three months, could be three years. 936 00:50:23,355 --> 00:50:26,649 So you're going to deliver our child mid-performance? 937 00:50:26,651 --> 00:50:27,898 I'm not even pregnant yet. 938 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:29,210 Can you just be supportive of me? 939 00:50:29,212 --> 00:50:33,401 Franky, I've been supportive for six very long years. 940 00:50:33,403 --> 00:50:36,441 I mean, acting? Really? Is it so important? 941 00:50:36,443 --> 00:50:38,106 It's just so vain. 942 00:50:38,108 --> 00:50:40,249 And I'm sorry that it didn't happen before, but it didn't. 943 00:50:40,251 --> 00:50:41,690 So can we just get on with our lives? 944 00:50:41,692 --> 00:50:43,962 So just because you say I didn't make it, 945 00:50:43,964 --> 00:50:45,721 I should just give up and just walk away? 946 00:50:45,723 --> 00:50:47,162 No, no. You're changing priorities. 947 00:50:47,164 --> 00:50:49,946 And don't make me out to seem like some sort of asshole 948 00:50:49,948 --> 00:50:51,322 for saying "What the fuck" right now, 949 00:50:51,324 --> 00:50:53,242 because of a decision that we made together. 950 00:50:53,244 --> 00:50:54,265 It was your decision. 951 00:50:54,267 --> 00:50:55,674 My idea, our decision. 952 00:50:55,676 --> 00:50:57,849 - Then I made a mistake. - Oh, isn't that convenient? 953 00:50:57,851 --> 00:51:00,794 You don't think you could have come to that conclusion, like, two years ago? 954 00:51:00,796 --> 00:51:02,457 You know what? You don't have to be so selfish. 955 00:51:02,459 --> 00:51:03,609 "Selfish"? 956 00:51:03,611 --> 00:51:05,690 I'm shaping the minds of America, 957 00:51:05,692 --> 00:51:08,698 and you have your head wrapped up in some sort of 958 00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:09,881 failed fantasy. 959 00:51:09,883 --> 00:51:12,795 You teach humanities at a state college, Phil. 960 00:51:12,797 --> 00:51:14,268 You're not fucking Hawking! 961 00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:25,181 That wasn't cool. 962 00:51:36,188 --> 00:51:38,269 Kombucha, on tap. 963 00:51:38,972 --> 00:51:40,093 You're welcome. 964 00:51:45,115 --> 00:51:46,458 Hey, Oakley. 965 00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:49,405 Oof. That is bad. 966 00:51:50,043 --> 00:51:51,897 Come see this. 967 00:51:51,899 --> 00:51:54,492 Three million plus on Twitter. 968 00:51:55,164 --> 00:51:57,529 One million plus Instagram 969 00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:00,314 Whoa! Four million on Facebook. Who is this? 970 00:52:00,316 --> 00:52:01,306 Nobody. 971 00:52:01,308 --> 00:52:02,556 Just a regular guy. 972 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:04,761 So this is a Kevin? 973 00:52:04,763 --> 00:52:06,266 Exactly. 974 00:52:06,268 --> 00:52:08,314 Trying to prove me wrong, huh? 975 00:52:08,316 --> 00:52:09,532 Where are you taking this? 976 00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:11,581 You'll see. 977 00:52:13,916 --> 00:52:15,261 Good work, Tash. 978 00:52:20,379 --> 00:52:23,260 Sorry, I'm still trying to train myself to drink kombucha without gagging. 979 00:52:23,612 --> 00:52:25,018 You know... 980 00:52:26,715 --> 00:52:28,538 Are you doing anything? 981 00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:30,522 You guys know kombucha is good for you, yeah? 982 00:52:30,524 --> 00:52:32,061 Get those bowels moving. 983 00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:34,940 Gotta ride on the 'bucha train. 984 00:52:35,995 --> 00:52:37,468 Sweetie, delete that. 985 00:52:58,908 --> 00:53:00,636 - Abby? - Franky! 986 00:53:01,724 --> 00:53:03,129 Well, how did it go? 987 00:53:03,131 --> 00:53:04,889 Oh. Yeah, no. I didn't audition. 988 00:53:04,891 --> 00:53:06,394 I'm not up for this. 989 00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:07,387 Oh. 990 00:53:08,539 --> 00:53:10,138 What are you doing here? 991 00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:11,964 I help out here when I have the time. 992 00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:14,493 Danielle? 993 00:53:17,819 --> 00:53:18,940 Go get 'em. 994 00:53:56,572 --> 00:53:57,692 Franky! 995 00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:13,433 Hey, J, do you have a minute? 996 00:54:13,435 --> 00:54:14,809 Hey, yeah. What's up, Tash? 997 00:54:14,811 --> 00:54:16,636 I'm just plugging away on a deadline. 998 00:54:17,116 --> 00:54:18,426 Um... 999 00:54:18,428 --> 00:54:21,149 We've become friends over the past few months, right? 1000 00:54:21,627 --> 00:54:22,905 Yeah. 1001 00:54:22,907 --> 00:54:24,793 What, are you trying to tell me it's over now? 1002 00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:26,394 No. No. 1003 00:54:26,396 --> 00:54:29,021 It's just... Well, you know, I don't want you to get hurt 1004 00:54:29,627 --> 00:54:30,586 is all. 1005 00:54:30,588 --> 00:54:31,802 Well, why would I get hurt? 1006 00:54:31,804 --> 00:54:34,269 Well, you know because of Franky's situation or whatever. 1007 00:54:36,092 --> 00:54:38,460 No, I don't know. 1008 00:54:39,132 --> 00:54:40,925 Her being married? 1009 00:54:41,724 --> 00:54:42,876 I... 1010 00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:45,853 I didn't know Franky was married. 1011 00:54:47,003 --> 00:54:47,964 Shit. 1012 00:54:49,307 --> 00:54:50,681 I just thought you knew. 1013 00:54:50,683 --> 00:54:51,740 Um... 1014 00:54:56,379 --> 00:54:57,882 J, it's not your fault. 1015 00:54:57,884 --> 00:55:00,858 She doesn't have a relationship status on her Facebook profile, 1016 00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:03,129 so really there's no way you would have known. 1017 00:55:03,131 --> 00:55:04,764 Tasha, get your ass over here. 1018 00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,770 Listen, I gotta run, but... 1019 00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,116 talk later, okay? 1020 00:55:16,924 --> 00:55:17,917 Thank you. 1021 00:55:29,180 --> 00:55:30,813 What's the temperature in there? 1022 00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:32,220 Frigid. 1023 00:55:33,307 --> 00:55:35,002 This is my fourth audition today, 1024 00:55:35,004 --> 00:55:36,828 and I feel like I've bombed ever single one of them. 1025 00:55:39,835 --> 00:55:40,829 You'll do great. 1026 00:55:41,852 --> 00:55:42,877 Thanks. 1027 00:56:19,036 --> 00:56:20,760 Good to see you. 1028 00:56:20,762 --> 00:56:23,162 Hey, Jed, I know I wouldn't normally say this, 1029 00:56:23,164 --> 00:56:25,433 but, please put on some pants. 1030 00:56:25,435 --> 00:56:27,515 It's just been tough to do much today. 1031 00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:31,228 Here you go. 1032 00:56:34,396 --> 00:56:35,930 Whoo! All right. What are we doing tonight? 1033 00:56:35,932 --> 00:56:39,001 Um, I think I'm gonna... sleep. 1034 00:56:39,003 --> 00:56:41,212 Okay, I get it. I'm sorry that this girl was married. 1035 00:56:42,011 --> 00:56:43,929 I feel terrible for you, seriously. 1036 00:56:43,931 --> 00:56:45,689 It's my job to take you out 1037 00:56:45,691 --> 00:56:47,162 so you can forget about it. 1038 00:56:47,164 --> 00:56:48,313 Besides, do you know how hard it is 1039 00:56:48,315 --> 00:56:50,265 to get a same day bro pass from your fiance? 1040 00:56:50,267 --> 00:56:51,417 It's unheard of. 1041 00:56:51,419 --> 00:56:52,665 I wouldn't, 'cause I'm not married. 1042 00:56:52,667 --> 00:56:54,074 It's impossible. 1043 00:56:56,282 --> 00:56:57,691 That's where you keep your phone? 1044 00:56:58,907 --> 00:57:00,092 Yeah, I'm not gonna get that. 1045 00:57:01,307 --> 00:57:03,162 - What? - I'm not gonna get it. 1046 00:57:03,164 --> 00:57:05,146 - Jed, you are gonna get that. - No, I'm not gonna get it. 1047 00:57:05,148 --> 00:57:07,610 This is the universe reaching out to you in the form of Usher. 1048 00:57:07,612 --> 00:57:09,754 You don't screen Usher's phone calls. 1049 00:57:09,756 --> 00:57:11,962 You can screen CeeLo's phone calls. 1050 00:57:11,964 --> 00:57:13,657 - I'm not picking it up. - You pick that phone up. 1051 00:57:13,659 --> 00:57:15,034 No, I'm not gonna pick it up. 1052 00:57:15,036 --> 00:57:16,250 Okay, I... 1053 00:57:16,252 --> 00:57:17,337 I hear you. 1054 00:57:17,339 --> 00:57:19,482 You just kinda wanna be sad, sad Jed tonight. 1055 00:57:19,484 --> 00:57:20,349 I'll leave you be. 1056 00:57:22,140 --> 00:57:24,442 Dude, "Hashtag discover Franky." 1057 00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:25,626 Genius, man. 1058 00:57:25,628 --> 00:57:27,161 I'll fucking kill you. 1059 00:57:27,163 --> 00:57:28,252 Hello? 1060 00:57:30,684 --> 00:57:32,956 Hello? Jed? 1061 00:57:33,339 --> 00:57:34,649 Hello. 1062 00:57:34,651 --> 00:57:37,338 - Jed. - Hey, Usher. 1063 00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:38,554 I don't know what to say. 1064 00:57:38,556 --> 00:57:40,121 You're trending again, bro. 1065 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,400 Speaker phone! 1066 00:57:41,402 --> 00:57:44,025 You gotta get off your phone and get out. 1067 00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:45,337 Let's get out, man. 1068 00:57:45,339 --> 00:57:48,697 Yes. I'm actually with a friend now, so... 1069 00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:50,972 Great. Bring him. Is he down? 1070 00:57:52,284 --> 00:57:53,340 Uh, let me check. 1071 00:57:54,044 --> 00:57:56,474 Uh, are you down? 1072 00:57:56,476 --> 00:57:59,130 - What? - I don't know. Just generally speaking. 1073 00:57:59,132 --> 00:58:00,826 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1074 00:58:00,828 --> 00:58:02,106 Yeah, I'm down. 1075 00:58:02,108 --> 00:58:03,576 Yeah, he's down. 1076 00:58:03,578 --> 00:58:04,889 - Almost too down. - Way down. 1077 00:58:04,891 --> 00:58:07,130 All right. Listen, I'll text you where we'll be. 1078 00:58:07,132 --> 00:58:08,761 Just come straight to the VIP. 1079 00:58:08,763 --> 00:58:10,425 Okay now, then. 1080 00:58:10,427 --> 00:58:11,482 Um... 1081 00:58:11,484 --> 00:58:12,923 - Bye! - Bye. 1082 00:58:17,435 --> 00:58:19,161 - Okay, Jed? - Yeah. 1083 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:21,817 What did international pop superstar Usher 1084 00:58:21,819 --> 00:58:22,939 have to say? 1085 00:58:23,290 --> 00:58:24,986 He... 1086 00:58:24,988 --> 00:58:27,481 just wants to see if we wanna go hang out with him. 1087 00:58:27,483 --> 00:58:30,297 Oh, he wanted to see if we're gonna... 1088 00:58:30,299 --> 00:58:32,313 Yeah, if we wanted to hang out? 1089 00:58:32,315 --> 00:58:33,336 Yeah. 1090 00:58:33,338 --> 00:58:35,036 In case we didn't want to hang out with Usher. 1091 00:58:35,323 --> 00:58:36,472 Yep. 1092 00:58:36,474 --> 00:58:37,881 - Usher? - Mm-hmm. 1093 00:58:37,883 --> 00:58:39,960 Yeah, I feel like we should. 1094 00:58:39,962 --> 00:58:41,337 I just don't wanna make it a crazy night. 1095 00:58:41,339 --> 00:58:43,003 No. Okay. Yeah. 1096 00:58:43,451 --> 00:58:45,081 All right. 1097 00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:46,491 Well, we better, uh... 1098 00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:49,018 cover this up, huh? 1099 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:50,204 Let's get some pants. 1100 00:59:06,203 --> 00:59:07,995 I am so sorry. 1101 00:59:10,204 --> 00:59:12,377 Um, actually... 1102 00:59:12,379 --> 00:59:13,625 there's something I wanna say. 1103 00:59:13,627 --> 00:59:16,249 No, you don't have to. I was a dick. 1104 00:59:16,251 --> 00:59:17,181 I... 1105 00:59:17,723 --> 00:59:19,101 Please let me say it. 1106 00:59:32,859 --> 00:59:33,724 Okay. 1107 00:59:36,571 --> 00:59:37,596 Franky, it's... 1108 00:59:38,012 --> 00:59:39,132 become... 1109 00:59:40,090 --> 00:59:42,137 very clear to me that we want 1110 00:59:42,139 --> 00:59:44,185 different things in life. 1111 00:59:44,187 --> 00:59:46,812 - I know what you're gonna say, and you don't... - Franky... 1112 00:59:52,507 --> 00:59:54,905 And it is unfortunate 1113 00:59:54,907 --> 00:59:57,597 that it's taken till now to figure that out. 1114 00:59:58,747 --> 00:59:59,900 And, um... 1115 01:00:02,491 --> 01:00:04,060 you know that I have 1116 01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:06,971 so much love for you. 1117 01:00:07,899 --> 01:00:11,099 I can't be with someone 1118 01:00:12,251 --> 01:00:17,084 who is wondering if their life would be more fulfilling. 1119 01:00:18,043 --> 01:00:19,964 I... I just... 1120 01:00:22,074 --> 01:00:24,409 I wanna be with someone 1121 01:00:24,411 --> 01:00:26,041 who wants the same things I want. 1122 01:00:26,043 --> 01:00:27,961 But I want the same things you want, babe. 1123 01:00:27,963 --> 01:00:29,051 I do. It's... 1124 01:00:29,402 --> 01:00:30,556 all I want. 1125 01:00:31,067 --> 01:00:33,082 And today I realized 1126 01:00:33,084 --> 01:00:34,938 that was a dream I once had. 1127 01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:36,345 What about in 12 months? 1128 01:00:36,347 --> 01:00:37,688 You start to get that itch again, 1129 01:00:37,690 --> 01:00:38,969 and you start wondering what if... 1130 01:00:38,971 --> 01:00:40,824 I won't. I just... 1131 01:00:40,826 --> 01:00:43,547 We're gonna have a baby by then anyway. 1132 01:00:47,484 --> 01:00:49,308 In fact, you know, maybe I'm not... 1133 01:00:50,074 --> 01:00:51,547 making myself clear. 1134 01:00:54,426 --> 01:00:56,764 I think it would be... 1135 01:00:58,075 --> 01:00:59,228 irresponsible 1136 01:01:00,474 --> 01:01:02,136 to bring a child... 1137 01:01:04,764 --> 01:01:06,233 - I'm turning it off. - No, just take it. 1138 01:01:06,235 --> 01:01:07,960 - No, I'll put it off. - Please take it. 1139 01:01:07,962 --> 01:01:09,307 I need a breather. 1140 01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,178 Hey, Abby, let me call you back. 1141 01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:15,737 Hey, I'm so sorry about my behavior earlier, 1142 01:01:15,739 --> 01:01:18,234 and you can cut me out later for it, but first, 1143 01:01:18,236 --> 01:01:19,385 you ought to get your tits behind a bit 1144 01:01:19,387 --> 01:01:21,820 because it's between you and another girl. 1145 01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:23,256 What? 1146 01:01:23,258 --> 01:01:24,921 Good night. Good night. 1147 01:01:24,923 --> 01:01:25,658 Good night. 1148 01:01:25,660 --> 01:01:27,100 You heard me, bitch. 1149 01:01:27,739 --> 01:01:29,528 This isn't funny, Abigail. 1150 01:01:29,530 --> 01:01:31,097 It's no joke. 1151 01:01:31,099 --> 01:01:33,176 They're gonna call you tomorrow. 1152 01:01:33,178 --> 01:01:34,488 Girl, you were amazing. 1153 01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:36,856 I told you. If you come to the city, you'd totally tear it up. 1154 01:01:36,858 --> 01:01:38,393 I told you that, right? You remember? 1155 01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:39,356 I can't believe this. 1156 01:01:40,283 --> 01:01:41,464 Oh, my God. Um... 1157 01:01:41,466 --> 01:01:42,680 Abby, let me call you back. 1158 01:01:42,682 --> 01:01:44,952 No, you better take me as your date to the Tonys. 1159 01:01:44,954 --> 01:01:46,521 Stop talking. Stop talking. 1160 01:01:46,523 --> 01:01:47,772 Okay... 1161 01:01:48,890 --> 01:01:50,044 Bye. 1162 01:02:31,707 --> 01:02:33,275 Oh... Oh... 1163 01:02:34,554 --> 01:02:36,280 Get down. There you go. 1164 01:02:36,282 --> 01:02:38,074 Is this the after-party? 1165 01:02:38,076 --> 01:02:39,609 This place looks like shit. 1166 01:02:39,611 --> 01:02:42,300 No, this is the after after-party, buddy. 1167 01:02:42,972 --> 01:02:44,633 Okay. 1168 01:02:44,635 --> 01:02:45,688 Let's get you down here. 1169 01:02:45,690 --> 01:02:47,004 Here. 1170 01:02:47,546 --> 01:02:48,825 Ah, there you go. 1171 01:02:48,827 --> 01:02:50,044 Okay. 1172 01:02:50,586 --> 01:02:51,612 Oh. 1173 01:03:00,474 --> 01:03:01,564 Will... 1174 01:03:03,419 --> 01:03:05,243 - Will. - Yeah? 1175 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:08,699 Why didn't you tell me that you and Dave met 1176 01:03:10,011 --> 01:03:11,227 on the Internet? 1177 01:03:15,450 --> 01:03:16,795 I was embarrassed. 1178 01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:21,307 I... 1179 01:03:23,163 --> 01:03:24,412 I didn't... 1180 01:03:25,820 --> 01:03:28,953 want you thinking that I couldn't get a guy like Dave 1181 01:03:28,955 --> 01:03:30,204 in real life. 1182 01:03:32,091 --> 01:03:34,364 But it's only been better, man. 1183 01:03:35,258 --> 01:03:36,219 Because 1184 01:03:37,658 --> 01:03:39,547 things were staggers... 1185 01:03:40,379 --> 01:03:43,224 - No, it's... - Stag... Stag... 1186 01:03:43,226 --> 01:03:45,241 Staginart. 1187 01:03:45,243 --> 01:03:46,424 Stagnant. 1188 01:03:46,426 --> 01:03:48,060 Things were stagnant. 1189 01:03:49,915 --> 01:03:52,472 And then, a couple of guys 1190 01:03:52,474 --> 01:03:54,618 reached out to me on Grindr. 1191 01:03:54,620 --> 01:03:55,897 I left it open, 1192 01:03:55,899 --> 01:03:57,372 and Dave saw. 1193 01:03:58,907 --> 01:04:01,116 And he got crazy jealous 1194 01:04:02,139 --> 01:04:05,051 and then he locked it up. 1195 01:04:06,234 --> 01:04:07,739 Smooth sailing. 1196 01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:50,459 No, no, no, no, no. 1197 01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:55,195 No, no! 1198 01:05:56,123 --> 01:05:57,180 No! 1199 01:05:57,467 --> 01:05:58,524 Shit! 1200 01:06:03,642 --> 01:06:04,761 What the fuck? 1201 01:06:04,763 --> 01:06:06,393 So all of this happened overnight. 1202 01:06:06,395 --> 01:06:08,984 It was the last four hours really. 1203 01:06:08,986 --> 01:06:10,905 And you decided it was a good idea to use my picture? 1204 01:06:10,907 --> 01:06:13,785 I told you. I don't remember anything from last night. 1205 01:06:13,787 --> 01:06:15,992 Yeah. Well, they're picking apart all of your posts. 1206 01:06:15,994 --> 01:06:17,433 Every photo, every tweet. 1207 01:06:17,435 --> 01:06:18,329 All that we built. 1208 01:06:18,331 --> 01:06:19,995 How could you let this happen, J? 1209 01:06:20,570 --> 01:06:21,625 What were you thinking? 1210 01:06:21,627 --> 01:06:22,908 I wasn't! 1211 01:06:26,395 --> 01:06:27,707 How can we fix this? 1212 01:06:31,131 --> 01:06:33,977 One guy started a petition to get you kicked off of Instagram. 1213 01:06:33,979 --> 01:06:37,433 Another guy is claiming that you doctored his original photographs 1214 01:06:37,435 --> 01:06:38,876 and he's threatening to sue you. 1215 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:43,387 Do you know how serious this is? 1216 01:06:44,122 --> 01:06:45,435 It's bullshit. I mean... 1217 01:06:47,483 --> 01:06:48,953 I did everything you told me to do. 1218 01:06:48,955 --> 01:06:50,652 Yeah. Well, they don't think it's bullshit. 1219 01:06:51,259 --> 01:06:52,473 They started a hashtag. 1220 01:06:52,475 --> 01:06:53,594 "How pathetic. 1221 01:06:53,596 --> 01:06:55,513 Do us a favor and go kill yourself." 1222 01:06:55,515 --> 01:06:57,020 Hashtag unfollow Jed. 1223 01:06:58,362 --> 01:07:00,699 "Yeah, if my son grew up to be like this guy, 1224 01:07:01,595 --> 01:07:03,100 I'd shoot him in the head." 1225 01:07:03,611 --> 01:07:05,500 Hashtag unfollow Jed. 1226 01:07:13,595 --> 01:07:14,876 Wow. 1227 01:07:17,786 --> 01:07:20,440 Somebody took the time to write that. 1228 01:07:20,442 --> 01:07:22,779 Yesterday I had the support of a million people. 1229 01:07:30,715 --> 01:07:32,091 They don't even know me. 1230 01:07:34,202 --> 01:07:36,059 I'm gonna take the post down. 1231 01:07:36,796 --> 01:07:38,777 Fuck these people, Jed. 1232 01:08:41,275 --> 01:08:44,028 So you'll be sharing the futon with moi. 1233 01:08:44,474 --> 01:08:45,752 The, um... 1234 01:08:45,754 --> 01:08:46,776 shower's in the kitchen. 1235 01:08:46,778 --> 01:08:47,929 Well, the stove doesn't work. 1236 01:08:49,242 --> 01:08:50,970 Welcome back to the city. 1237 01:08:50,972 --> 01:08:52,793 Thank you for letting me stay here, Abs. 1238 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:56,088 I promise as soon as I find a place, I'll get out of your hair. 1239 01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:57,465 Oh, no worries, love. 1240 01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,545 And I'm sorry about the mess. It's just... 1241 01:08:59,547 --> 01:09:01,723 been so busy I haven't had the time to clean, you know 1242 01:09:02,074 --> 01:09:03,227 how it is. 1243 01:09:10,203 --> 01:09:11,164 Oh, babes. 1244 01:09:12,635 --> 01:09:13,754 It's all right. 1245 01:09:15,867 --> 01:09:17,020 Are you okay? 1246 01:09:17,786 --> 01:09:18,939 You're okay. 1247 01:09:20,506 --> 01:09:22,233 Hey... 1248 01:09:22,235 --> 01:09:24,476 You stay here as long as you need, okay? 1249 01:09:25,018 --> 01:09:26,299 Thank you. 1250 01:09:30,395 --> 01:09:32,825 You're not the first person whose marriage didn't work out, 1251 01:09:32,827 --> 01:09:34,872 and you're not going to be the last. 1252 01:09:34,874 --> 01:09:37,819 It's almost like a pre-req to true adulthood. 1253 01:09:40,987 --> 01:09:43,420 I just never thought this is where I'd be. 1254 01:09:44,922 --> 01:09:48,473 I feel like... 1255 01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:52,920 I'm constantly being reminded that everyone else has their shit together. 1256 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:55,192 I mean, every time I pick up my phone, 1257 01:09:55,194 --> 01:09:57,881 someone's getting married, or having a baby, 1258 01:09:57,883 --> 01:10:00,984 or going on vacation to Bali. 1259 01:10:00,986 --> 01:10:03,579 Don't forget about all those marathons people run. 1260 01:10:07,482 --> 01:10:09,274 It's all artificial, Franky. 1261 01:10:09,723 --> 01:10:10,905 All of it. 1262 01:10:10,907 --> 01:10:12,089 Everything people put up. 1263 01:10:12,091 --> 01:10:14,040 I mean, I do the same shit. 1264 01:10:14,042 --> 01:10:17,787 I need everyone to know that my life couldn't possibly be going any better. 1265 01:10:21,275 --> 01:10:23,803 Truth is, I haven't even worked in three years. 1266 01:10:25,242 --> 01:10:26,619 Why didn't you tell me? 1267 01:10:31,483 --> 01:10:33,369 I work full time at that casting agency, 1268 01:10:33,371 --> 01:10:37,209 and I spend most of my time pruning my profile like a bloody bonsai tree. 1269 01:10:37,211 --> 01:10:39,003 I mean, I could have learned Mandarin, 1270 01:10:39,610 --> 01:10:41,051 or how to change a tire. 1271 01:10:45,210 --> 01:10:47,516 There's something else I've been meaning to tell you. 1272 01:10:52,347 --> 01:10:55,163 I'm not actually Australian. 1273 01:10:56,954 --> 01:10:58,075 What? 1274 01:11:00,507 --> 01:11:01,593 Oh, God! 1275 01:11:01,595 --> 01:11:04,440 Of course I am, you silly bitch. 1276 01:11:04,442 --> 01:11:07,035 - Great. That's really... - Give me those drugs. 1277 01:11:08,090 --> 01:11:09,625 Really funny. 1278 01:11:09,627 --> 01:11:11,384 It was like the worst American accent ever. 1279 01:11:11,386 --> 01:11:12,633 It was. It was actually the worst. 1280 01:11:12,635 --> 01:11:13,883 It was pretty bad, right? 1281 01:11:17,402 --> 01:11:18,779 Why do you do what you do? 1282 01:11:19,417 --> 01:11:23,097 Um, I guess I would argue 1283 01:11:23,099 --> 01:11:25,816 that what I do is a form of sociology. 1284 01:11:25,818 --> 01:11:28,248 Social media doesn't even know what it wants to be yet. 1285 01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:30,584 Civilization is gonna look back at our tweets 1286 01:11:30,586 --> 01:11:31,737 and our status updates 1287 01:11:31,739 --> 01:11:33,977 and they're gonna look like cave drawings. 1288 01:11:33,979 --> 01:11:35,834 I bet you'll write an interesting book about it. 1289 01:11:37,434 --> 01:11:40,344 You know, three quarters of the population 1290 01:11:40,346 --> 01:11:42,137 didn't read a single book last year. 1291 01:11:42,139 --> 01:11:45,752 I definitely wanna do something with all this information. I just... 1292 01:11:45,754 --> 01:11:48,283 I hope it's something more relevant than writing a book. 1293 01:11:50,938 --> 01:11:52,219 You're something. 1294 01:11:54,747 --> 01:11:58,584 Um, so I've been thinking about how we need to respond to all this, 1295 01:11:58,586 --> 01:11:59,897 and it needs to be aggressive. 1296 01:11:59,899 --> 01:12:01,272 You know, I think that we really tell these people... 1297 01:12:01,274 --> 01:12:02,300 Tasha. 1298 01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:06,587 Just let it go. 1299 01:12:16,442 --> 01:12:18,620 I liked that you used my picture. 1300 01:12:44,699 --> 01:12:45,852 - Oh, my God. - What? 1301 01:12:47,033 --> 01:12:48,411 - Tasha. - What? 1302 01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:52,730 There's only one way out of this. 1303 01:12:53,402 --> 01:12:54,684 What are you talking about? 1304 01:12:55,930 --> 01:12:58,168 Um, where should I put the phone? 1305 01:12:58,170 --> 01:13:01,113 Um, we can acknowledge the camera from time to time. 1306 01:13:01,115 --> 01:13:02,968 Right? Like it's a home movie or something. 1307 01:13:02,970 --> 01:13:05,720 And then you post it, 'cause that's what you do best. 1308 01:13:05,722 --> 01:13:07,035 It'll be flawless. 1309 01:13:10,586 --> 01:13:11,515 Oh... 1310 01:13:12,122 --> 01:13:13,339 Shit. 1311 01:13:15,547 --> 01:13:16,475 I didn't... 1312 01:13:22,171 --> 01:13:23,259 Tasha... 1313 01:14:34,938 --> 01:14:37,052 Hey, Jed, it's Franky. 1314 01:14:37,467 --> 01:14:38,715 I... 1315 01:14:39,482 --> 01:14:41,080 saw what happened online, 1316 01:14:41,082 --> 01:14:45,623 and I just want to see if you're okay. 1317 01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:48,858 I didn't know if you wanted to talk about it. 1318 01:14:50,746 --> 01:14:52,026 I hope you're well. 1319 01:15:15,419 --> 01:15:16,696 Hey, uh... 1320 01:15:16,698 --> 01:15:20,152 I need you to sign something for the Veep account. 1321 01:15:20,154 --> 01:15:22,104 You know you need to take the caps off the bottles 1322 01:15:22,106 --> 01:15:23,385 before you recycle them, right? 1323 01:15:23,387 --> 01:15:24,987 There was a memo about it. 1324 01:15:25,690 --> 01:15:26,780 I'm aware. 1325 01:15:29,498 --> 01:15:31,163 How's it going with your Kevin? 1326 01:15:32,378 --> 01:15:34,714 You were right. It was a bad idea. 1327 01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:37,691 Fucking Kevin. 1328 01:15:41,978 --> 01:15:43,226 Oakley... 1329 01:15:44,314 --> 01:15:45,625 What are we doing here? 1330 01:15:45,627 --> 01:15:46,939 We're not helping anyone. 1331 01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:51,739 Tasha, take a seat. 1332 01:15:58,425 --> 01:16:02,106 All my aunt ever wanted was a kid. 1333 01:16:03,289 --> 01:16:05,560 And then one day it happened, 1334 01:16:05,562 --> 01:16:08,249 and he was gorgeous 1335 01:16:08,251 --> 01:16:10,459 and smart and basically perfect. 1336 01:16:11,483 --> 01:16:13,272 And then they found out he had cancer. 1337 01:16:13,274 --> 01:16:16,504 And it was a bad kind and they couldn't afford treatments. 1338 01:16:16,506 --> 01:16:19,416 So she went online. 1339 01:16:19,418 --> 01:16:23,833 Just started writing daily entries about their struggles, 1340 01:16:23,835 --> 01:16:25,240 what made him laugh that day, 1341 01:16:25,242 --> 01:16:26,619 not asking for anything. 1342 01:16:28,122 --> 01:16:31,512 Soon people started to share her story. 1343 01:16:31,514 --> 01:16:33,977 Soon people started to realize 1344 01:16:33,979 --> 01:16:37,209 that this was an actual family that they could reach out and help. 1345 01:16:37,211 --> 01:16:41,816 Soon the 100,000 people that were circulating their story 1346 01:16:41,818 --> 01:16:44,826 came together and raised enough money to get him through treatment. 1347 01:16:46,395 --> 01:16:48,984 If it wasn't for social media, 1348 01:16:48,986 --> 01:16:50,522 none of that would have been possible. 1349 01:16:51,962 --> 01:16:53,850 You just gotta keep your perspective. 1350 01:16:54,906 --> 01:16:56,763 It's the most valuable thing you got. 1351 01:17:10,362 --> 01:17:12,123 - Hey, Carl. - Hey, dude. 1352 01:17:13,369 --> 01:17:14,491 Drip coffee. 1353 01:17:22,586 --> 01:17:23,864 Here you go. 1354 01:17:23,866 --> 01:17:24,827 Thanks, Carl. 1355 01:17:27,513 --> 01:17:28,858 - Oh, shit. - I'm sorry. 1356 01:17:29,754 --> 01:17:31,737 - Jed. - Mina? 1357 01:17:31,739 --> 01:17:33,211 So what the fuck happened? 1358 01:17:36,731 --> 01:17:38,043 I was drunk. 1359 01:17:39,034 --> 01:17:40,828 Forgot to take off a layer, and... 1360 01:17:41,690 --> 01:17:43,291 Forgot to turn on a filter, I think. 1361 01:17:45,210 --> 01:17:48,826 No, I mean, why did you start lying about yourself? 1362 01:17:50,809 --> 01:17:51,866 Is this her? 1363 01:17:53,690 --> 01:17:54,683 Yeah. 1364 01:17:55,609 --> 01:17:57,371 She's cute, man. 1365 01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:04,795 Have you ever been asked to sum up 1366 01:18:06,299 --> 01:18:07,708 who you are and... 1367 01:18:09,657 --> 01:18:12,443 define your whole existence within 1368 01:18:14,426 --> 01:18:15,931 just a couple of lines... 1369 01:18:17,017 --> 01:18:18,584 a photo... 1370 01:18:18,586 --> 01:18:20,379 I might know how that feels. 1371 01:18:26,650 --> 01:18:28,283 I guess I just didn't think. 1372 01:18:30,522 --> 01:18:32,217 The real me wasn't enough. 1373 01:18:32,219 --> 01:18:36,023 Well, for what it's worth, 1374 01:18:36,025 --> 01:18:38,328 I think that the guy I met at the engagement party 1375 01:18:38,330 --> 01:18:41,882 was a lot more interesting than your digital doppelganger. 1376 01:18:45,402 --> 01:18:46,362 Hmm. 1377 01:18:47,738 --> 01:18:49,403 It says here that she's single. 1378 01:18:51,194 --> 01:18:52,187 What? 1379 01:18:52,987 --> 01:18:55,671 Yeah, she updated it 22 hours ago. 1380 01:18:55,673 --> 01:18:58,298 Her relationship status says "single." 1381 01:19:00,507 --> 01:19:02,233 Thirteen people "liked" that. 1382 01:19:02,235 --> 01:19:03,740 Let me see. 1383 01:19:05,337 --> 01:19:09,367 Oh, I hope you're not offended that I unfriended you, by the way. 1384 01:19:09,369 --> 01:19:10,618 It's like nothing personal. 1385 01:19:43,577 --> 01:19:44,825 The fear of being myself 1386 01:19:44,827 --> 01:19:46,808 caused me to forget who I am. 1387 01:19:46,810 --> 01:19:48,057 No more lies. 1388 01:19:48,059 --> 01:19:49,625 No more excuses. 1389 01:19:49,627 --> 01:19:52,187 Posting every hour for the next 24. 1390 01:20:02,234 --> 01:20:05,337 Sincerely doing my best to seamlessly integrate myself 1391 01:20:05,339 --> 01:20:06,648 into a picture. 1392 01:20:06,650 --> 01:20:08,313 Was lonely. 1393 01:20:08,315 --> 01:20:09,816 I wanted to belong to something. 1394 01:20:26,011 --> 01:20:27,991 I gained millions of followers, 1395 01:20:27,993 --> 01:20:30,393 but hurt a friend in the process. 1396 01:20:30,395 --> 01:20:33,047 Sorry for losing sight of what was in front of me. 1397 01:20:33,049 --> 01:20:34,619 Never meant to hurt you. 1398 01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:42,295 Manipulating an authentic person 1399 01:20:42,297 --> 01:20:44,280 just to see if I could... 1400 01:20:44,282 --> 01:20:46,171 Not my proudest moment. 1401 01:20:50,107 --> 01:20:51,995 See you at the coffee shop, J. 1402 01:20:52,794 --> 01:20:54,683 Hashtag Truthful Tuesday. 1403 01:21:04,057 --> 01:21:06,425 I'm not scared of getting married. 1404 01:21:06,427 --> 01:21:10,520 Just terrified of not being the partner my husband deserves. 1405 01:21:10,522 --> 01:21:12,507 Hashtag Truthful Tuesday. 1406 01:21:15,323 --> 01:21:17,048 I look in the mirror every day and 1407 01:21:17,050 --> 01:21:19,543 all I can see is my ten-year-old self. 1408 01:21:19,545 --> 01:21:21,850 Wondering if I'll ever feel like an adult. 1409 01:21:22,938 --> 01:21:24,826 Hashtag Truthful Tuesday. 1410 01:21:37,338 --> 01:21:39,738 Not everything we see online is true. 1411 01:21:40,635 --> 01:21:41,975 But the way we treat each other 1412 01:21:41,977 --> 01:21:44,440 is impossible to misinterpret. 1413 01:21:44,442 --> 01:21:45,915 Hashtag Truthful Tuesday. 1414 01:21:48,059 --> 01:21:49,784 The most honest we can be 1415 01:21:49,786 --> 01:21:51,771 is when we acknowledge ourselves as liars. 1416 01:21:52,410 --> 01:21:54,746 Hashtag Truthful Tuesday. 1417 01:22:05,882 --> 01:22:07,738 Franky, have you been online today? 1418 01:22:08,602 --> 01:22:10,459 No. Why? 1419 01:22:12,186 --> 01:22:15,771 It looks like your friend Jed has started something bonkers. 1420 01:22:41,115 --> 01:22:42,491 He posted again. 1421 01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:47,031 Oh! 1422 01:22:47,033 --> 01:22:50,106 Those poor kids right in the throes of puberty. 1423 01:22:51,386 --> 01:22:52,600 That's me. 1424 01:22:52,602 --> 01:22:54,522 At my high school prom. 1425 01:22:56,761 --> 01:22:58,967 "I never thought I'd be this happy again 1426 01:22:58,969 --> 01:23:00,922 until I saw her 12 years later." 1427 01:23:01,786 --> 01:23:03,675 Hashtag Truthful Tuesday. 1428 01:23:05,370 --> 01:23:07,834 Damn, that's some romantic shit. 1429 01:23:41,795 --> 01:23:46,795 Subtitles by explosiveskull 101624

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