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This is gonna hurt.
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♪ Well we had a lot of luck ♪
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♪ On Venus ♪
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♪ We always had a ball ♪
One more for Papa.
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♪ On Mars ♪
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♪ We meetin'
all the groovy people... ♪
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Yeah.
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Lookin' good.
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Looking sweet!
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Na-huh.
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♪ We danced around ♪
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♪ With Borealice ♪
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♪ We're space truckin'
'round the stars ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Let's go space truckin' ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Space truckin' ♪
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♪ Remember when
we did the moonshot ♪
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♪ And pony trekker
led the way ♪
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Don't wait up for Daddy, Eli.
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♪ We'd move
to the Canaveral moonstop ♪
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♪ And everynaut would
dance and sway ♪
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♪ We got music
in our Solar System ♪
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♪ We're space truckin'
'round the stars ♪
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Come on!
♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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Come on!
♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Let's go space truckin' ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Space truckin' ♪
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♪ The fireball that
we rode was movin' ♪
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♪ But now we've got
a new machine ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ The freaks said ♪
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♪ Man those cats
can really swing... ♪
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We close in 10 minutes.
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Well aware.
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Send me down a Moscow Mule
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and two of whatever
the lady's having.
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It's rosewood.
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Hand carved by Italian artisans.
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You know how people always say
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you shouldn't put your hand
in front of a speeding train?
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I guess...
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Well, what those
people don't know
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is that sometimes there's
an eight year old boy,
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stuck on the tracks.
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You saved him?
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In a lot of ways, he saved me.
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But, yeah, I saved
him from certain death
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30 years ago to this day,
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but you know losing my clumsy,
old meat hook
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wasn't too big
of a price to pay,
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but I do like to honor
it every year
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by getting blackout drunk.
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♪ Let's go space
truckin'... ♪
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Care to join me?
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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Yeah.
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Yes!
♪ Come on ♪
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Oh... yes!
♪ Space truckin'... ♪
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Yeah, that's how it's done.
Oh!
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You like that?
Huh?
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You like my wood?
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More, please!
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I'm getting a little winded.
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Maybe we take a break,
focus on me for a bit.
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Just a little more?
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Oh yeah, okay.
Yes?
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Oh, yes!
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I'm cumming, I'm cumming...
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We are coming for you!
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Ah!
Jesus!
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What's wrong?
What happened?
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I was so close.
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It was just, uh,
something happened that...
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hasn't happened
in like 30 years.
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I gotta jet.
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Really?
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Well, I could finish,
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but I gotta be quick.
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Yeah!
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Yeah...
Yes!
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You like that?
Oh, yes!
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Oh, oh!
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♪ Danced around
with Borealice ♪
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♪ We're space truckin'
around the stars ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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There you are.
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What the...
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How'd you get in there?
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Hey, what's the ink?
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It's from a French poem.
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Do you know any poetry?
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Mm.
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That shit drives me wild.
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Well... it ain't
French, but, uh...
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I got a little something for ya.
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Check this out.
Come here.
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Look at that shit.
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Like that's... fucked up shit.
Oh yeah.
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It's inked in blood.
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Here we go.
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Try this piece of poetry.
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It'll blow your mind.
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Khanda...
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Tranya...
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Ver-a-ta...
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There you go.
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Me-sar-tra...
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Me-sar-tra.
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Me-stro-bean.
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Me-stro-bean.
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Fuck.
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Neighbors report a woman
screaming for her life?
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I was kind of expecting
a shit show.
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Yeah, quiet's not good either.
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What's that?
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You take the front.
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State Police.
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Anyone here?
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Carson?
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John?
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Something's not right here.
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Oh my God.
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Ma'am?
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State Police, ma'am.
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I'm going to need
you to put your hands up.
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You need to do what
he says, lady.
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Hands up, nice and slow.
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What'd she say?
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I said...
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Burn in hell!
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We know who you are!
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Oh!
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What the hell was that?
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I'm gonna cut you
up into little pieces!
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Carson?
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Oh!
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Hey, don't.
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Don't shoot me.
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Please, Amanda...
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I'm your friend.
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I need you.
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You need me?
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I need you...
to die.
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Ah yeah, hi.
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Uh, I came in there
many years ago,
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and, uh, we chatted about
a particular book.
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It was, uh, bound
in human flesh,
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inked in blood.
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Anyway, um, I might need some
help translating that.
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Oh, okay, great, ah, yeah,
I'll see you soon.
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Thank you.
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Morning, Vivian!
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Hey, I wonder if I can
ask you a teeny favor?
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Some things have
come up and well,
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I may have to leave town soon.
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Oh, honey pie, that's a shame.
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Any chance you could tidy
up my trailer while I'm gone?
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No heavy lifting of course.
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Just a little dusting.
Some dishes.
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Oil up the hitch,
make sure it's ready to go,
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and drain the waste water tank.
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Uh... anything for you,
you sweet little muffin.
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Really get in there,
okay, conquer those clogs.
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Thank you my delicious cookie.
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Ah-sh.
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Ah-sh.
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Ah-sh.
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We are near.
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Your time comes again.
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Watch out, you idiot!
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Ah, shut up!
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Okay, I'll just get my check
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and I'll be in Saginaw
before nightfall.
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Hey, ah,
Mr. Roper.
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My dear friend Eli is sick.
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So I gotta take off early.
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You know, to look after him.
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Any way I can pick
up my check before I go?
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Are you really gonna
use your fucking lizard
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as an excuse to get
out of work again?
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- I am.
- Okay.
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Look, you retard...
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and I can say "retard" because
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my gardener is a huge one.
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I know all about you.
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You think you can't get fired,
'cause you have seniority?
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Well...
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okay, technically
you're correct,
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but that doesn't mean
I have to help you.
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So to be clear, that's
a nay-no on the paycheck?
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You get your pay
at the end of the day.
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That's store policy.
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Now take these
light bulbs out back
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and don't break 'em.
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Okay, Mr. Roper.
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Right away sir.
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Shh.
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I got this.
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Oh, thanks, Pablo.
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Oh, great news,
I got some turkey burgers,
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you know we can grill,
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and watch a little
Monday Night Raw
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tonight if you want?
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Oh, tonight's bad.
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I mean actually,
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I just came in to get my check
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'cause, uh, I may
have to skip town.
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What?
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No, you can't leave,
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you're like the coolest
thing about this place.
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That's very true,
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but, uh, I may have
a, uh... situation.
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Hey, man, tell me what's up,
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maybe I can help you.
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I wish I could,
but with all due respect,
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your tiny brain is a lot safer
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without my problems inside it.
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Hey, man, I seen a lot
between Honduras and here.
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- Try me.
- Honduras?
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You said you were
from New Jersey.
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Oh, did I?
Uh, I am.
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Ah, was from there.
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Anyway, hey look,
it's a terrible thing
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that you're leaving
right now because I just,
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I just got my upstairs
neighbor hired.
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That's-that's one more
person to look out for you.
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You know, like, when you
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take your naps,
or you come in late,
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or don't come in at all.
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Well, I do love
a partner in crime.
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Where is he?
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Right there.
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Right there, aisle Three.
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Sweet musical Jesus,
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that's your friend?
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Oh, she's filthy, and fine.
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She's very attractive, I know.
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Hey, I try not to look
at her like that.
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That must be difficult.
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It is.
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She haunts my dreams...
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just kidding.
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She does though.
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Well, I should say my goodbyes.
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Uh...
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Nice day, huh?
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I just wanted to say I'm sorry
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I have to leave you so soon.
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I don't even know you.
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And now, you never will.
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Which is fine,
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because you really never
could have had me anyway.
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"Had you."
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Are you out of your mind?
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I know,
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it sounds crazy, doesn't it?
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I'm old, graying,
10 pounds overweight...
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10?
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Okay, 30 pounds overweight,
but it doesn't matter.
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At some point,
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the thought would
have occurred to you.
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Do me a favor will ya,
thank your mother for me?
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She passed her genes down to you
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in all the right places.
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00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:49,000
My mother died in a car
accident six months ago.
279
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,660
Wow.
280
00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:58,510
Um, you know in the future
you might wanna just say,
281
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,590
"Sure,
I'll tell her."
282
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:01,710
'Cause dropping a bomb like that
283
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,720
on somebody you just
met is downright rude,
284
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,590
but you know what?
285
00:20:05,630 --> 00:20:08,060
You're young,
you'll figure it out.
286
00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:11,510
Goodbye forever, Kelly.
287
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,280
Touch me again,
288
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:17,530
and you're gonna need
another wooden hand.
289
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:18,780
Okay, wait.
290
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:20,860
Another wooden hand
in place of my real hand,
291
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,400
or another wooden hand
in place of my wooden hand?
292
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:23,570
Your real hand!
293
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,330
Ah!
294
00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:31,110
Touchy.
295
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:43,340
Morning guys.
296
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,920
Hey.
Morning.
297
00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:48,210
Coffee?
298
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,420
Sure.
299
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,890
Amanda?
300
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,100
I can't imagine what
301
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,770
you're going through,
302
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:07,280
but you'll be back to work
before you know it.
303
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,610
Yeah, maybe.
304
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:12,000
If I can clear
an Internal Affairs
305
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,750
homicide inquest.
306
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,670
Plus or minus
a psych evaluation.
307
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:21,340
I don't know?
308
00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:23,630
I don't know?
309
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,060
And when we got there,
310
00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:46,810
there were these people.
311
00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:52,830
Are you all right?
312
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,710
Yeah, I um, I just...
313
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,550
just thought I saw something,
314
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:03,380
but I can't really,
um, trust my eyes these days.
315
00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:05,250
There's nothin' wrong
with your eyes.
316
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:07,180
Sometimes what
you think you saw,
317
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,680
it's exactly what you saw.
318
00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:25,200
Hey Williams!
319
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,160
Bring those bulbs back here!
320
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,080
Okay, Mr. Roper.
321
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:35,710
Hey!
322
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,580
Man working here!
Lights on!
323
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,710
Who's there?
324
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,840
Who's there?
325
00:23:13,450 --> 00:23:15,000
Mmm...
326
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,290
Mm-hm...
327
00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:31,670
Mm-hm...
328
00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:40,640
Argh!
329
00:23:45,650 --> 00:23:47,070
Get off me!
330
00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:48,200
Get off me!
331
00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:17,970
Lil' Lori hate you!
332
00:24:25,270 --> 00:24:26,520
Oh...
333
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,320
You're gonna be okay.
334
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,280
Lil' Lori hate you.
335
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,360
Lil' Lori kill you!
336
00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:42,210
No, no, no, no, no, no!
337
00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:51,620
Hi.
338
00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:52,830
Hey.
339
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,460
What the hell was that?
340
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,310
Let me ask you somethin', Pablo.
341
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,400
Do you believe
in the existence of evil?
342
00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:13,600
A force of nature
capable of giving rise
343
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:15,360
to all things wicked?
344
00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:19,030
My uncle is a shaman.
345
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,910
We called him El Brujo,
346
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:24,950
and when I was a kid,
he would say,
347
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,090
"Pablito, fear the evil.
348
00:25:27,130 --> 00:25:30,920
"The devil is always
waiting in the shadows."
349
00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:33,250
Man, I always thought
it was the mezcal talking,
350
00:25:33,290 --> 00:25:37,430
but after seeing this,
I think he was right.
351
00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:43,010
I'ma tell you something
I've never told anyone.
352
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:44,060
30 years ago my friends
353
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:46,300
and I spent
the night at a cabin.
354
00:25:46,350 --> 00:25:47,600
We found a book.
355
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:51,690
Necronomicon Ex-Mortis...
356
00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,390
The Book of the Dead.
357
00:25:56,700 --> 00:26:00,120
Certain passages were recited.
358
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,660
It awoke something in the woods.
359
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:05,490
Something dark...
360
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:07,750
evil.
361
00:26:07,790 --> 00:26:09,620
It got into my hand
and it went bad,
362
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:12,510
so I lopped it off at the wrist.
363
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,620
It possessed my friends.
364
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,220
My girlfriend...
Linda, she...
365
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,060
I was the only one to escape,
366
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:33,150
and for the past 30 years
I've been hiding out.
367
00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:35,810
Now, because I screwed up,
368
00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:37,190
read from that book,
369
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,490
one lousy time,
evil has found me.
370
00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:43,820
That's why I'm takin' off,
like right now.
371
00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:45,750
Catch ya on the flip-flop,
good buddy.
372
00:26:45,790 --> 00:26:48,000
El Brujo said somethin' else.
373
00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:50,870
That only one man would
rise to stand against it.
374
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,460
He called
him "El Jefe."
375
00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:57,510
I think it's you, Ash.
376
00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:59,300
You got the wrong guy.
377
00:27:00,590 --> 00:27:01,710
You know what?
378
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:02,840
I don't believe that,
I'm coming to you live
379
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,060
from the parking lot
and neither do you!
380
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,310
Of the Woodsman Bar,
381
00:27:05,350 --> 00:27:06,980
located on 9 Mile Road
Woodsman Bar?
382
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,480
That's where I was last night.
In Ferndale, Michigan,
383
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,860
where a large sinkhole
has suddenly opened up.
384
00:27:12,890 --> 00:27:14,110
Public works...
385
00:27:14,150 --> 00:27:16,530
Don't you see that
it's happening all around you?
386
00:27:16,570 --> 00:27:18,200
You got the wrong Jefe, Chief.
387
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,570
Hey, come on.
You fought this thing before.
388
00:27:19,610 --> 00:27:22,150
Maybe you just got to finish
what you started.
389
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,330
You listen to me.
390
00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:26,660
Whatever I was,
that was a long time ago.
391
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:28,490
Let it choose somebody else now.
392
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:30,630
Me, I'm cutting out!
393
00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:32,540
You can't outrun evil, Ash!
394
00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:34,790
Watch me!
395
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,400
Dad, Dad?
396
00:27:57,430 --> 00:27:58,390
Are you okay?
397
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,030
You're-you're
cutting in and out.
398
00:28:00,070 --> 00:28:02,030
Something's happened, okay?
What?
399
00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:03,690
- Dad?
- It's okay, it's...
400
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:05,990
- Are you okay?
- I-
401
00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:07,490
Well, I... came downstairs
this morning,
402
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:09,250
and you... know that book
that your mom gave me?
403
00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:12,420
That God awful... novel
that I never got through?
404
00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:13,710
It was on the table,
405
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:14,750
and then later,
406
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,330
when I came downstairs
after my shower,
407
00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:18,510
then the whole place
was like smelling like,
408
00:28:18,550 --> 00:28:21,430
like-like pancakes.
409
00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:22,550
Oh my God!
410
00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:29,390
Someone's there.
411
00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:30,760
Jesus.
412
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:33,020
Who?
413
00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:35,140
- She's here.
- Dad, who?
414
00:28:35,190 --> 00:28:36,980
Who is there?
415
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:37,980
Dad?
416
00:28:40,110 --> 00:28:41,320
Dad?
417
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,900
- Dad!
- She's...
418
00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:44,410
she's at the door.
419
00:28:47,490 --> 00:28:49,280
My God, she's coming inside.
420
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,080
Oh, God.
421
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,080
- She's here.
- Dad?
422
00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:56,800
Da...?
423
00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:03,420
What did you see?
424
00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:05,760
My-my mother.
425
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:10,300
But she died six months ago.
426
00:29:13,310 --> 00:29:14,610
I gotta get to my dad's.
427
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,770
Um, I'm, uh, I'm gonna take you.
428
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,360
Start the bike,
I'm right behind you.
429
00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:29,330
What are you doing?
430
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,460
I'm leaving?
431
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,620
No, you're not.
432
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,150
Shit!
433
00:29:57,270 --> 00:29:59,070
Hey, I got this!
434
00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:08,240
Hold on!
435
00:30:09,530 --> 00:30:10,650
Hey!
436
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:13,410
Hey, get in and finish
your fucking shift!
437
00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:24,230
Carson's shirt.
438
00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:29,780
It did happen.
439
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,910
Hey, I said I need
to get to my dad's.
440
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,080
What are we doin' here?
441
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,660
We're here to see someone.
442
00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:43,800
He's the only guy
I think can help us.
443
00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:45,920
Okay.
I just hope that he will.
444
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,550
Oh, this idiot?
Are you kidding?
445
00:31:50,590 --> 00:31:51,590
He can't help with anything.
446
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,720
Relax, sweetheart.
447
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,380
I'm not sticking
my neck out for anybody.
448
00:31:54,430 --> 00:31:57,940
In fact, I'm just
about to haul nuggies.
449
00:32:10,110 --> 00:32:11,610
All right.
I'm outta here.
450
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,330
What is that?
451
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,640
What the hell?
452
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,200
Well, whatever this thing is,
453
00:32:56,230 --> 00:32:57,280
it's found you.
454
00:32:57,330 --> 00:32:59,540
There's no more running.
455
00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:02,210
Are you gonna own
up to who you are or not?
456
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,380
I guess we'll find out.
457
00:33:17,590 --> 00:33:19,220
Kelly!
458
00:33:20,350 --> 00:33:21,440
Let her go!
459
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,690
Hey, Ash!
460
00:33:26,730 --> 00:33:29,280
Do something please!
461
00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:34,700
Help me.
462
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:36,070
Help me, please.
463
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,090
Ugh!
464
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,270
Just leave us alone!
465
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,490
Leave us the hell alone!
466
00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:25,200
Are they gonna get in?
467
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,290
Oh, they're comin' in,
all right...
468
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,590
It ain't for Shabbo's dinner.
469
00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:32,590
Hiyah!
470
00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:33,880
I need this.
471
00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:36,260
Hiyaa!
472
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,940
Mommy shoulda'
taught you to knock.
473
00:35:04,190 --> 00:35:05,610
Thought I could hide.
474
00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:07,110
What a joke.
475
00:35:09,330 --> 00:35:10,910
Who are you?
476
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,130
You seem so...
different.
477
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,260
I told ya it would
cross your mind.
478
00:35:20,050 --> 00:35:22,000
Okay, but can we
go to my dad's now,
479
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,260
'cause I think
he's in some serious shit.
480
00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:26,690
Sorry but your old man's
gonna have to wait.
481
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,720
First thing I got to do
is see a guy about a book.
482
00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:33,690
Must be some spell
I can say to undo all this.
483
00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:36,060
The other first thing
I got to do is some cardio,
484
00:35:36,110 --> 00:35:37,280
'cause my heart is jackhammering
485
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,860
like a quarterback
on prom night.
486
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,200
You don't understand.
487
00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:41,910
My mom was dead, and now...
488
00:35:41,950 --> 00:35:44,160
And now, a whole lot
more people will die
489
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,250
if I don't get to the bottom
490
00:35:45,290 --> 00:35:47,250
of what's in this little baby.
491
00:35:48,410 --> 00:35:49,550
- Please.
- Sorry, kiddo.
492
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,750
This ain't a charity.
493
00:35:50,790 --> 00:35:53,630
What we're up against
only understands one thing.
494
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,650
Vivian.
495
00:36:20,610 --> 00:36:21,560
Bitch!
496
00:36:24,610 --> 00:36:26,910
We found you, Ash.
497
00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:30,240
It is time to test
498
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,080
the mettle of man.
499
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,090
We await...
500
00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:37,420
Await what?
501
00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:38,910
You!
502
00:36:50,630 --> 00:36:52,590
No!
503
00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:05,370
No, no, no!
504
00:37:05,410 --> 00:37:08,450
No, no, no!
505
00:37:09,490 --> 00:37:11,210
Pablo!
506
00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:16,040
No, get away from
her you fucking old bitch!
507
00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:37,810
Ash, Ash!
508
00:37:37,850 --> 00:37:39,110
Wake up Jefe!
509
00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:40,110
Ash!
510
00:37:41,850 --> 00:37:45,190
Oh, stop fussin', muffin,
511
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,330
I just want to put these
512
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,370
through your eyes.
513
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:53,530
Jefe, wake up!
514
00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:58,670
Ash, the chainsaw!
515
00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:00,330
Ash, Ash!
516
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,160
Yo, Granny.
517
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,830
Hope you took your Geritol...
518
00:38:35,910 --> 00:38:38,170
'Cause it's time to dance!
519
00:39:19,870 --> 00:39:21,990
You were right.
520
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,450
No more runnin'.
521
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,290
It's good to see you, Jefe.
522
00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:29,720
It's good to be back.
523
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,010
How does it feel?
524
00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:34,010
Groovy.
525
00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:43,900
♪ Come along if you care ♪
526
00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:47,280
♪ Come along if you dare ♪
527
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,990
♪ Take a ride to the land ♪
528
00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:51,950
♪ Inside of your mind ♪
529
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:55,110
♪ Beyond the seas of thought ♪
530
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,910
♪ Beyond the realm of what ♪
531
00:39:57,950 --> 00:40:00,990
♪ Across the streams
of hopes and dreams ♪
532
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,920
♪ Where things are really not ♪
533
00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:08,460
♪ Come along if you care ♪
534
00:40:08,510 --> 00:40:11,970
♪ Come along if you dare ♪
535
00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,640
♪ Take a ride to the land ♪
536
00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:16,600
♪ Inside of your mind ♪
537
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,440
♪ But please realize ♪
538
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,560
♪ You'll probably ♪
539
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,640
♪ Be surprised ♪
540
00:40:22,690 --> 00:40:24,320
♪ For it's the land ♪
541
00:40:24,350 --> 00:40:25,820
♪ Unknown to man ♪
542
00:40:25,850 --> 00:40:29,150
♪ Where fantasy is fact ♪
543
00:40:29,190 --> 00:40:30,780
♪ So if you can ♪
544
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:32,740
♪ Please understand ♪
545
00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:35,620
♪ You might not come back ♪34871
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