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- If you click here,
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you can see the results
of yesterday's patients.
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Chlamydia, herpes,
ah... gonorrhea!
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That's what that was.
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Ever since Yasmin started here,
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I've been live streaming
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what I teach her for
other aspiring doctors.
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One time when I was recording,
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Langdon came in to
tell me about a guy
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that he'd been hooking up with.
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And what do you know?
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Most listeners I've ever had.
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Been on any more dates recently?
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- I met this guy
Ronaldo last night.
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- Is that right?
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- It was pretty hot and steamy.
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- I've managed to convince him
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he's a real modern day Casanova.
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- I tell ya, all the
way to my coccyx.
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- Wow, can you say that
again, a little bit clearer?
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- Yeah, sure. To my coccyx.
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- Doctor Langdon Marsh everyone.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, what a week.
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- Oh alright cuz?
You're in early.
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- Yeah. Early bird and all.
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What's all this then?
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- Steph's got some
big-shot senator
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coming in for a screening.
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- Gwen, that information
is on a need-to-know basis.
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- What, it's just Greg.
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- Yeah, come on,
it's just me cuz.
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So a senator eh.
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That's pretty bloody
exciting, isn't it?
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- I hate him.
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- Oh yeah, Pollies. [beep] 'em.
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Bunch of bloody
sleazebags I reckon.
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- Recently we've been
battling an STI epidemic,
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thanks to the new
dating app SexNow.
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And it seems not
even politicians
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are immune to the promise
of constant meaningless sex.
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Who'd have thought?
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[background TV interview]
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- Phone tubs are
done. Blinds are down.
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Yasmin?
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- Have you seen this?
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- So yeah, there is
a place for everyone.
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But, sadly, in this case,
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there just isn't enough room
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for immigrants
here in Australia.
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Metaphorically
speaking of course.
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I mean, literally speaking
there's loads of it.
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- You know his campaign
motto used to be
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Straight Families First,
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and then when he got caught out,
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he pretended it was a
typo that was meant to be
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Families Straight First.
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- And remember,
Families Straight First.
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- [sighs] We need a new plague.
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- So, it's just the regular
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three monthly
testosterone shot today?
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- That's the one.
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Man, last weekend was wild hey?
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- [chuckles] Sure was.
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Jake is an... associate of mine.
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We regularly go
out on the weekends
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for respectable evenings
of entertainment.
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Concerts, picture shows,
speakeasies and the such.
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- [laughing] Look
how munted you are!
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- Yeah.
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- Hey, which one of
those backpackers
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you end up going home with?
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Kristoff or Bernardo?
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- Well...
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- Oh my God. Both?
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- [chuckling]
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- [laughing] You,
you've been busy.
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- It's bad enough, the way
he denigrates immigrants.
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You know, if he had it his
way I wouldn't even be here.
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- Yeah, he's a turd,
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but if we pick and
choose who we treat,
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we're no better than
the rest of them.
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- Yeah, I know.
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- And like a turd,
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the sooner we flush him
through this clinic,
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the less of a
stench he'll leave.
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[knock sounds on door]
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- I'll be good.
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- [Steph] Okay.
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- Good morning there,
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I was looking for a
Doctor Huddleston.
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Is he in?
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- Oh, that's me.
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- [astonished laugh]
Ah, very good.
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So where is he?
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Oh!
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Well, your woman
superior told me
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you're the one for the job.
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I shan't doubt her.
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- Okay. Well, let's
get this over with.
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- My thoughts exactly.
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- Come on.
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- Take care of that would you.
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And er, and you're
a lesbian, you say?
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- Shocking I know.
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- Is that gonna be a problem?
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- No, no not at all.
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Despite my political leanings,
I can be very open-minded.
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I have a sister who proudly
came out over a decade ago.
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- Oh, and how is she?
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- I wouldn't know.
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Yeah, I haven't spoken
to her in about 10 years.
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- Right. Well, before we begin,
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I'm just gonna ask you a
series of routine questions
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regarding your sexual activity.
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- Fire away.
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- How often do you have sex?
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- No comment.
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- Does that mean frequently?
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- Look, all you need
to know at this point,
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is that I've had interactions
of a sexual nature.
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And these have resulted in
an atmosphere, downstairs,
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not conducive to a strong
functioning body as a whole.
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- I'm gonna put frequently.
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And is that with
a regular partner?
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- Ah. No comment.
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- Duncan, look, you
do realise that,
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whatever you say to me
doesn't leave this room.
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Right?
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- Heard that one
before, from reporters,
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staffers, my wife.
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- Yes, but you can believe us.
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We're professionals.
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- [clicks tongue] Alright.
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But, ah, lose the cameras.
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- Oh, yeah. Come on.
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[doors opening and closing]
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Grab a coffee or something.
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- [Duncan] Look I
should warn you.
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You may find some of this
a little confronting.
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[he chuckles]
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- Believe me. I've
heard it all before.
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Turns out, I haven't
heard it all before.
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Not by a long shot.
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- [Duncan] [sigh of relief]
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Yeah, it's bloody
good to get all that
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off the old chest.
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Don't you think?
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- Holy [beep].
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- Lab will be here in a minute
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to pick up Duncan's samples.
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Make sure you let them
know they are top priority.
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- Yeah yeah. What's the goss?
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- Oh trust me, you
don't wanna know.
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- What is it? Hotel
sex? Motel sex?
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Sex with a man?
Sex with two men?
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Did he film it? Can I see it?
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Steph? I tell you
everything about my job.
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- Remember, priority.
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[Gwen sighs]
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I better get back.
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I don't wanna leave Yasmin
alone with that animal.
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I've said too much.
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[Greg makes drumming
noises with his mouth]
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- So Greg, you have
been applying the
Podophyllotoxin cream
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I prescribed for you, right?
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- Yeah. Oh yeah, love the stuff.
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Can't get enough.
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- Because its seems
like your warts
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haven't reacted at all.
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- Oh well, yeah.
Well what can you do?
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You know, my nuts
are real tough nuts.
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- Well, sorry to say,
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but I think surgery might
be your only option.
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We'll have to get in there and
cut those little buggers out.
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- Whoah, whoah! Hold up doc.
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No need to get in there
and carve the lads up.
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Look. Everything on the table.
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I haven't been using the cream.
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- Why not?
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- I haven't been using
the cream because,
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I intentionally went
out and caught an STI
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so I had an excuse to
come in here and see Gwen.
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- You intentionally went
out and caught an STI
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so you had an excuse to
come in and see Gwen?
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- Yeah. It sounds dumb
when you say it like that.
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- That's exactly
how you said it.
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- Oh, hang on,
yeah. [he mumbles]
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Yeah, you're spot on. That
was exactly what I said.
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[clock ticks loudly]
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- Oh, thank God.
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[door thuds closed]
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- Right.
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Duncan, I'm afraid
you've contracted
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a very rare condition
called brucellosis.
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- Ah! They named it after me.
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How charitable.
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- Frankly, you're lucky
that's all you contracted.
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I'm going to put you on a course
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of Doxycycline and Rifampicin,
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and we will see where
you go from there.
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- Superb!
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Suppose I'd better make
up a convincing cover
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for the other half.
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Just something simple, like
an extra marital affair.
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Well, thanks very much for
keeping this under wraps.
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Really. Stellar job
you people have done.
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- Alright. So you promise
to take your meds this time?
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- I'll, I'll think about it.
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- [he sighs] I don't get it.
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Why don't you just ask Gwen out?
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- Look, I want to. I
want to, I really do.
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But every time I
build up the courage,
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I just get this feeling
that she thinks I'm like,
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some idiot bikie with,
like warty genitals.
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- Well. Fear not.
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I'm seen as a bit of a,
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well, somewhat of a
Casanova around these parts.
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I think I can help you.
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- Oh yeah. Like some
sort of love doctor
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or something.
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- Exactly like a love doctor.
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I want to help you.
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[Greg] Yeah?
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- Because I believe
in true love.
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- [Greg] Yeah?
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- And I'm scared
you'll die if I don't.
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- And then his uncle said,
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you've gotta scrub down
the whole barn [he laughs]
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Oh, good work today
Doctor Huddleston.
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I'll let your superiors know
how smoothly it all went.
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Good day to you.
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And remember, Families
Straight First.
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[sound of door opening]
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- [Reporter 2] Where
is the senator?
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- [Reporter 1] Senator? Senator?
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Is senator Duncan Bruce
currently being treated
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at this clinic due to
perverse sexual encounters?
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- [Reporter 2] And
is it true he has
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an annual pass to
the Melbourne Zoo?
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[door slams shut]
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- Second opinion.
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We, um, might just stay put.
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[drumming sound]
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- [he sighs] It's
like a zoo out there,
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and not in a sexy way.
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- The whole
building's surrounded.
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Are you sure you
weren't followed?
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- Certain!
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And they knew about the...
the zoological aspect.
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One of you two must've squealed.
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- [Gwen's voice on
intercom] Steph.
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Graft's on the line for you.
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- Yasmin, quick word outside?
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[door gently shuts]
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Is there anything
you wanna tell me?
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I'm not angry.
258
00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:16,503
It must be tempting
having all that ammo
259
00:11:16,503 --> 00:11:18,747
laid out in front of you.
260
00:11:18,747 --> 00:11:20,749
- What, what you think
that I was the one
261
00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:22,682
that leaked Duncan's
gross sex stuff?
262
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,718
- Well, it wasn't me.
263
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:28,618
Which narrows the
candidates down just a mite
264
00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:29,999
- I don't believe this.
265
00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:31,932
I would never leak
anything a patient told me.
266
00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:33,175
I'm a doctor.
267
00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:35,418
- Yeah but you're not
yet though. Are you?
268
00:11:36,972 --> 00:11:38,456
- Unbelievable.
269
00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:39,250
- Yasmin!
270
00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,083
[footstep sounds]
271
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:47,603
[long exhale]
272
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,990
- Ah, Ms. Graft.
Lovely to see you.
273
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,577
- No it's not.
274
00:11:56,577 --> 00:11:59,753
I'm here in Canberra trying
to deal with this STI crisis,
275
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,272
whilst to my delight,
276
00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:03,688
I hear one of my clinics is
involved in a sex scandal.
277
00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:05,897
- It's um, under control.
278
00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:09,314
It's just a minor leak that
that we are containing.
279
00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:10,868
- Are you? Because
if this goes south,
280
00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:12,732
the health department
will be looking
281
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,423
for someone to
throw under the bus.
282
00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,183
That person will be
you, Doctor Huddleston.
283
00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:19,842
And I will be the one
driving said bus. Understood?
284
00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:20,670
Graft out.
285
00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:24,985
- [she sighs] That went well.
286
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,614
- [Langdon] Can you
hear me Leather Eagle?
287
00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:36,065
- Yeah, I can hear
you Spandex Ballet.
288
00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:38,619
- [Langdon] Alright.
Remember what I taught you.
289
00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:40,345
You've got this!
290
00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:41,174
- Alright.
291
00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:47,628
[unpleasant clearing
throat noises]
292
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:48,491
- Hey.
293
00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:50,839
- Hey gay. G'day Gwen.
294
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:51,701
What are you doing?
295
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:53,462
- Ah, just sorting mail.
296
00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:55,775
- Yeah, nice.
297
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,017
- [Gwen] Yeah.
298
00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:58,398
- [Langdon] More
eye contact, more!
299
00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:03,334
- Are you okay?
300
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:04,369
- [Langdon] Was that a question?
301
00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:06,440
Don't give a firm opinion.
302
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,546
- Uh, I might be.
303
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,929
- You're kind of weird.
304
00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:12,895
- [Langdon] Tell her you agree.
305
00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:13,862
- You agree.
306
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,934
- Okay.
307
00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:19,246
- [Langdon] Losing some
steam. Pick it back up.
308
00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:22,940
- So, you're a receptionist.
309
00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:26,978
- Er, yeah.
310
00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:27,807
- Yeah. I agree.
311
00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:30,050
Or do I?
312
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:35,262
- Yeah, Cheggers. How
goes the tear gas option?
313
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,025
What do you mean
illegal? Since when?
314
00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:44,306
- So... [clears throat]
315
00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:46,239
Appears that our medical student
316
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:50,312
has leaked some confidential
info from our session.
317
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:51,140
- I knew it.
318
00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:54,385
It's gonna ruin my campaign.
319
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:56,870
I need out. [nervously laughs]
320
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,459
Is there a secret exit behind
a bookshelf or what not?
321
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:01,841
- Oh no. I think you're
confusing me with Batman.
322
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,430
I'm sure together we can
come up with something.
323
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,708
- You'd like that wouldn't you?
324
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,538
I follow you. Next
thing you know,
325
00:14:09,538 --> 00:14:11,920
I'm trussed up outside in
front of those piranhas.
326
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,748
No.
327
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,510
You broke my circle of
trust Doctor Huddleston.
328
00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:19,548
- Okay. Well, what's it
gonna take to unbreak it?
329
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:24,070
- [he takes a long breath]
330
00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:26,003
- [Greg] Come on ya
cute little shit.
331
00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:29,489
- Oh my God! Who is this?
332
00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:33,700
- This is little... Runter.
333
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,839
Yeah, say hello Runter.
334
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:36,461
- [Gwen] Hey. Oh!
335
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,049
- Real dog. Yeah.
336
00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:41,397
- One surefire step for
a successful courtship
337
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:42,847
is distraction.
338
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:46,195
Show them something shiny
like a dog, jewelry,
339
00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:49,716
or a DVD boxset of Flava
Flav's Flavor of Love,
340
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,166
to distract them
from your numerous,
341
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:55,273
socially debilitating
inadequacies.
342
00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:56,826
- Good boy. Good boy.
343
00:14:56,826 --> 00:14:58,345
Pose for the photos,
344
00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:00,278
and then we'll get
ya back to the pound.
345
00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:03,626
Er, the home, the home,
the home. My Home.
346
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:07,423
[Gwen and Greg make
fussing noises to the dog]
347
00:15:07,423 --> 00:15:09,598
[dog whines]
348
00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:10,530
- You alright Stephy?
349
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,221
- Yeah. Yeah.
350
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:13,533
Seen Yasmin?
351
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,017
- Thinks she's in
the staff room.
352
00:15:15,017 --> 00:15:16,260
- [Steph] Oh,
353
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,433
- How goes things
with the, you know?
354
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,746
- Oh great. No problems.
355
00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:21,610
None at all.
356
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:22,783
- Oh, we should take
Runter in for a visit.
357
00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:24,613
I reckon Duncs would love that.
358
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:25,476
- What, no!
359
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,930
Um, just don't take any
animals near my office.
360
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,070
Promise me.
361
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,455
[footstep sounds walking away]
362
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:40,974
- [TV News Presenter]
Well, may we say,
363
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,493
"God Save the Queen,"
364
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:45,806
because nothing will save
the senator's genitals.
365
00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:47,222
That's the scandal unraveling
366
00:15:47,222 --> 00:15:49,017
for embattled
senator Duncan Bruce.
367
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:50,984
- You need to apologise
to the senator
368
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,055
to repair our trust circle.
369
00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:54,850
- And why would I apologise
370
00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,507
for something I didn't do?
371
00:15:56,507 --> 00:16:00,511
- Because, it'd be bloody hard
372
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:02,478
to find another
university placement
373
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:05,033
this late in the semester.
374
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:07,725
- You wouldn't dare?
375
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,108
- Yeah, can't we just
water the tear gas down
376
00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:12,799
so it's not so strong?
377
00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:14,249
I don't know.
378
00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:16,251
Just tell 'em we thought
it meant tears of laughter.
379
00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:19,702
- [Steph clears her throat]
380
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,290
Duncan, Yasmin
here has something
381
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,120
that she would
like to say to you.
382
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,087
- Uhum. Yes?
383
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:29,678
- I leaked the information.
It was an accident.
384
00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,749
Please don't hold Doctor
Huddleston accountable.
385
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,858
- Very well. I'll
accept your apology.
386
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,103
You're lucky I'm a firm
believer in second chances.
387
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,554
Lord knows I've needed
hundreds of them.
388
00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:47,316
- Right... Well that's our
circle of trust repaired then.
389
00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:48,835
- Hmm?
390
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:53,184
It was a lovely apology,
but ultimately meaningless.
391
00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:55,497
You see, while I was
scouring your office here
392
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:57,085
for hiding places,
393
00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:59,121
I couldn't help but notice
your computer screen there.
394
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:01,468
And what do you know?
395
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:04,092
Live streaming the entire time.
396
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,542
So, if you don't mind,
397
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,856
I won't be trusting
either of you people.
398
00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:14,654
[drumming noise]
399
00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:16,035
- Here, ah. Yum.
400
00:17:18,106 --> 00:17:19,383
- Now's your chance Greg.
401
00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:21,592
She'll never see you
as a better potential
402
00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:23,594
than she does right now.
403
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:24,698
- You reckon doc?
404
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:27,908
Ah, bloody hell, I'm nervous.
405
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:28,978
It's like, I've
got like a thousand
406
00:17:28,978 --> 00:17:32,189
angry little men inside me,
407
00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:35,295
smashing in the heads of
even more men in me stomach.
408
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,402
- You know what
you're gonna say?
409
00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:40,162
- Yeah, I practise
this all the time.
410
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:45,926
[loud exhale of breath]
411
00:17:48,481 --> 00:17:52,243
Gwen, you and me are much
like links in a chain.
412
00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:55,729
Like this chain right. Right?
413
00:17:56,972 --> 00:18:01,252
We're both strong,
powerful units right?
414
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:04,566
But we aren't anything without
another link to connect to.
415
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:05,739
- I don't think your rescue dog
416
00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:07,569
likes you yanking on its chain.
417
00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:08,673
- Of course he does.
418
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,882
Everyone loves
chains. Right Runter?
419
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,884
[dog growls]
420
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:13,678
Runty?
421
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,552
- Hey look, we might
have messed up.
422
00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:28,935
- Oh really. We might've?
423
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,559
- So I guess I got too
caught up in the security
424
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:34,803
and worrying about
what everyone else
425
00:18:34,803 --> 00:18:36,045
was going to do,
426
00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:39,118
that I forgot to
be careful myself.
427
00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:42,811
- Is this your
idea of an apology?
428
00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:48,817
- Yes. I don't do
them very often, um.
429
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,993
How am I going?
430
00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:53,822
- Terribly.
431
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,549
- Okay, well I'll go.
432
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:01,381
- Hey. Why didn't you ask
433
00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:03,832
for Langdon's help
with the senator today?
434
00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:04,660
- Well.
435
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:08,250
I needed a
professional, obviously.
436
00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:13,566
[Gwen knocks on door]
437
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:15,706
Duncan, it's me.
438
00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:17,846
Open the door. We
can figure this out.
439
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,368
[Yasmin knocks on door]
440
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:24,128
- Senator! This
is Yasmin Dagher;
441
00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:26,648
now you have two choices.
442
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:31,687
You either let us in or
we'll let the media in.
443
00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:32,999
What's it gonna be?
444
00:19:34,552 --> 00:19:37,037
[door clicks]
445
00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:40,662
- [he grunts] Is this urgent?
446
00:19:40,662 --> 00:19:43,320
Those journalists won't
tear gas themselves.
447
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,493
- Hang up that phone and listen
448
00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:45,322
to what Doctor
Huddleston has to say.
449
00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:46,392
- Why would I do that?
450
00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:47,807
- Because she hates you.
451
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:50,119
She hates you and
everything you stand for,
452
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:51,569
but she's so committed
to helping her patients
453
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:54,434
that she's still gonna
help you get out of here.
454
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:57,230
The leak was an accident.
Shut up and listen.
455
00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:01,303
- I'll call you back.
456
00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:06,446
- You ready?
457
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:10,312
My plan was pretty simple,
and pretty fitting too.
458
00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:14,005
But, I couldn't have done
it without Yasmin's help.
459
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,111
She's a good egg.
460
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:20,598
- Well, did you discover
the source of the leak?
461
00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:23,118
- Yes, it was me.
462
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:25,224
It was an accident,
but it was my fault.
463
00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:29,504
- No, she's just saying that
to protect me, Ms. Graft.
464
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:33,128
Um, I did it. I
leaked the... leak.
465
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:35,958
- Typical. If it's not
Langdon screwing the pooch
466
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,271
then his medical student's
screwing it for him.
467
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,412
However, despite everything,
you contained the scandal.
468
00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:42,206
I feel -
469
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:46,831
pleased.
470
00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:49,627
Yeah. That's what it is.
471
00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:50,801
Graft out.
472
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:56,565
- You didn't need to do that.
473
00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:57,325
- I know.
474
00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:00,742
It just sucks.
475
00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:02,226
You spent your whole
life being beaten down
476
00:21:02,226 --> 00:21:03,365
by people like Duncan
477
00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:04,815
and then you
finally get a chance
478
00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:06,955
to make a difference
and you can't take it.
479
00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:09,129
- Well, it's the
life of a doctor.
480
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,201
But we're only doctors
from nine to five.
481
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,827
Oh, look at that.
482
00:21:16,827 --> 00:21:18,553
It's after five.
483
00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:22,073
[drawer opening noise]
484
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,179
Wanna go key his car?
485
00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:27,458
- Oh my God yes.
486
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:31,220
- Greg, I'm sorry the plan
with Runter didn't work out.
487
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,395
- Oh, it's all right doc.
488
00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:35,501
- You know, plenty more fish.
489
00:21:36,536 --> 00:21:37,813
- Yeah. Yeah, I s'pose so.
490
00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:42,784
- So, what do you
see in Gwen exactly?
491
00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:47,651
- Oh, she's just so
friendly and bubbly.
492
00:21:49,169 --> 00:21:50,895
- This is Gwen
we're talking about?
493
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,208
- Yeah, Gwen the - yeah.
494
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,140
Who'd you think I
was talking about?
495
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,693
What other Gwens are there?
496
00:21:55,693 --> 00:22:00,180
- Well, I guess I'm not as much
of a Casanova as I thought.
497
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,355
Just promise me you'll
take the medication
498
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:05,151
and stop catching STIs from now.
499
00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:07,049
- Deal.
500
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:14,609
[gasps in pain]
501
00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:20,097
- Hey.
502
00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:22,582
Cool scars.
503
00:22:22,582 --> 00:22:24,377
- You reckon?
504
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:28,347
- Yeah. I mean they're
ugly, really ugly,
505
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,142
but kind of cool.
506
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,731
- Oh yeah, they are
kinda cool aren't they.
507
00:22:34,663 --> 00:22:35,630
Thanks Gwenno.
508
00:22:38,702 --> 00:22:39,772
C'mon Runter.
509
00:22:49,644 --> 00:22:52,819
[vehicle engine noise]
510
00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:03,036
- [DUNCAN] Is that you
Cheggers? Cheggers?
511
00:23:03,036 --> 00:23:04,590
[trash can clatters]
512
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:07,662
NOOOOO ARGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHHH!
513
00:23:07,662 --> 00:23:10,250
[upbeat music]
514
00:23:13,322 --> 00:23:16,291
- Lubricants are a natural
part of a healthy sex life.
515
00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:19,294
- Lube should always be
used when having anal sex
516
00:23:19,294 --> 00:23:22,021
to avoid hurting
yourself or your partner.
517
00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:23,367
- Yeah. Three words for you.
518
00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,127
Rectal wall tear.
519
00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:26,750
[tearing sound]
520
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:29,753
- It's also totally
normal if you require lube
521
00:23:29,753 --> 00:23:31,686
for penetrative vaginal sex.
522
00:23:31,686 --> 00:23:33,135
- But remember to only ever use
523
00:23:33,135 --> 00:23:35,103
water-based lubes with condoms.
524
00:23:35,103 --> 00:23:38,278
As oil-based ones can
cause the latex to break.
525
00:23:38,278 --> 00:23:39,970
- And no one wants
a broken franger.
526
00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:43,249
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