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- Okay, so that's...
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Here you go Mr. Feldman, you
take those,
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and those sores will clear right
up.
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- Thank you, Doctor.
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- So, any plans for the rest of
the day?
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- Just going to buy a
new stove at Bunnings.
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- Oh, yeah?
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Gas, electric?
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Personally I'd stay away from
gas.
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Very expensive.
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- Oh. Well-
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- Whoa, what Doctor Huddleston
means is
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it's because she has a gas stove
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and it's, the bills, more
expensive.
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Hi, I'm Doctor Marsh.
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- Hello.
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- Steph has a tendency to,
let's say, put her foot in it.
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That's why I have taken
the liberty of, let's say,
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installing a highly
sophisticated radio system
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in her office.
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To demonstrate just how
valued a client you are,
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I'd like to offer you this
keyboard.
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Do you need a keyboard?
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- He ended up giving away half
my office.
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He'd probably give away
the shirt off his back
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if he had the chance.
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- Yes, Mr. Feldman, quite all
right.
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You have a lovely day now, all
right?
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Bye-bye.
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[upbeat music]
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[hammer tapping]
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- Whatch'ya doing?
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- Well, Gwen, Metro Sexual is a
safe space
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and I think it's important
people know that.
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[bell ringing]
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- Making enough of a
statement there, are you?
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- Loud and proud, and the
only size left in stock.
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How go the signs?
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- Well, it'd be a lot easier
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if you didn't give away
the [beep] printer.
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- Is everything okay?
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- Yeah, it's nothing.
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Just found out my Nan died from
emphysema.
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- Ah, I'm so sorry.
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Your Nan hey?
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That's hot.
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- Excuse me?
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- That's hot, it's burning!
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- Fire, fire!
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Everybody stop, drop, and roll.
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[Langdon coughing]
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- Why isn't the smoke alarm
going off?
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- Um.
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Mr Feldman, Mr. Feldman.
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As a parting, parting gift,
have a free smoke alarm.
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It's very important to know
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when there are fires about, as
you know.
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Oh...
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Do you need pants?
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N-new pants maybe?
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It must be faulty.
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Or given away.
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- Oh, Langdon!
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[Langdon screaming]
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[Steph coughing]
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[Steph coughing]
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- 67,000 views.
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- Out of context.
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- This is bad.
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- It's okay, it's just
the internet overreacting.
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- How can you be okay with this?
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Everyone in the world
thinks you're a homophobe.
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[phone ringing]
- But I'm not.
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- Also, look how good my hair
looks.
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- Oh, hi Ms. Graft.
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Yes, that was your employee
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visibly attacking the LGBTI
community.
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I'll just check if she's in.
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- Tell her we're fixing it.
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- No, they're not in.
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But they told me to tell
you they're fixing it.
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How? I'll just ask.
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- I have an idea.
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[drum beat]
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- Shocking.
- It was bad.
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[general chatter]
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[gavel tapping]
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- Guten Abend.
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[clicks remote]
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- Tom Ballard.
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[clicks remote]
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Ian Thorpe.
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[clicks remote]
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Magda Szubanski.
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All people I've been
in car accidents with.
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I was at fault! Ah... but more
importantly
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all incredible members
of the LGBTI community.
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I am so excited to welcome you
all
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to Metropolitan Sexual Health's
First Annual Pride Night.
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[audience clapping]
- Yayyy.
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- You said there'd be free
condoms!
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- Later!
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Right now we are here to
celebrate the LGBTI community
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and to address a little video
many of you might have seen.
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- Langdon, what are you doing?
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Let me handle this.
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- You?
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No offence Steph but this
needs the Langdon touch.
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I'll solve this.
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The only way I know how.
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Now, who would like a free
keyboard?
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Who would like this fantastic
- I can't believe it.
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- pair of pants?
- This is his
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solution to everything.
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- The lady at the back.
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Who's going to have it?
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Going once, going twice,
going three times.
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[gavel bangs]
Sold for zero dollars.
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- So, in conclusion,
Doctor Huddleston here
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doesn't hate this community
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any more than she hates,
say, Jewish people.
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[general chatter]
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Any questions?
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- When will I be seen?
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I've been waiting for hours.
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- Go home.
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- This is the second fire you
guys have had in two months.
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Is the clinic up to code?
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[laughing] - Is the clinic up to
code...
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Any real questions?
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- I've got a question.
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I think Steph's a disgrace.
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- I'll take that as a comment.
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- She once told me I had
syphilis.
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- You did have syphilis.
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- She told me I had herpes.
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- That was a joke.
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- She told me to invest
in an electric stove top
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when a gas is clearly superior.
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[crowd jeering]
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- Induction is also a good
option.
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I, I, I think we're all
getting a bit off track here.
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I mean, Steph isn't a homophobe.
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I mean, she's a lesbian for
Pete's sake.
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- Prove it!
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- All right.
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I'm going to get a member of
the audience to mack on Steph.
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Is that okay Stephy?
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- No.
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- Steph, come on.
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- I don't need to prove that I'm
gay.
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I don't need to prove anything.
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- Steph, ixnay on the
no-prove-ay.
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- Look, like most things on the
internet,
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that video was taken out of
context.
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I'm not homophobic.
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And you know what, I
don't care what you think.
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I know what I am.
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But I don't need to prove
anything to you.
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Or to you.
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Or to you.
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So, take it or leave it,
whatever.
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- Fair enough.
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- Yeah, good on ya.
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Yeah.
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- Let's go then.
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[shuffling and footsteps]
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- That worked?
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- You shouldn't worry so much
about
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what other people think of you.
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People can make up their own
minds.
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They're not stupid.
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- Well, in that case,
you can't smoke at work
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and I think you should take some
time off.
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Please don't hurt me.
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[Steph sighs]
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- Yeah, okay.
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- Okay.
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- I'll take tomorrow off.
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- Okay.
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Wait, tomorrow?
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Who's, who's going to
see your patients, Steph?
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Stephy?
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[drum beat]
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- Oh, they're just here now.
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I'll pass you over Ms. Graft.
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- Oh, Ms. Graft, you must have
heard
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about tonight's success?
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Well yes, there are still
thousands of angry people
online.
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Well, there were some real
movers and shakers there.
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Well...
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No, we didn't live stream the
event.
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Should we have?
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Oh...
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Okay, no, I understand.
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Bye.
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- Well?
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- She met with the board today.
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They're gonna close us down.
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- What?
- Oh.
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- Excuse me.
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May I be seen now?
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- Oh, piss off Philip.
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[upbeat music]
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- Lately, you might have heard
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about a little thing called
"PrEP".
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- PrEP is an anti-HIV medicine
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that is taken by people without
HIV
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to lower the chance of
transmission.
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- And if it's taken
every day, it can reduce
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that chance by up to 99%.
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- PrEP is recommended for people
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who are at increased risk of
HIV.
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Some of these factors include
whether you use condoms,
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whether you know the HIV
status of your partners,
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and what kinds of sex you're
having.
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- PrEP is playing a vital
role in the quest to end HIV.
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- If you'd like to know more
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talk to your GP or
visit thorneharbour.org.
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