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[Langdon humming]
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- Okay Mr. Perkins, if you'd
like to close your eyes for me.
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This'll only take a minute.
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- Okay.
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- [whisper] Quietly, quietly.
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Okay, Mr. Perkins, so I've got
some of my colleagues here.
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I take education very seriously.
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That's why I cram as many
medical students in here
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as fire regulations allow.
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I think I could have been
an actor in a past life.
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- Oh, oh God, okay.
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- I have this uncanny ability
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to really make the experience
come alive for the kids.
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Mr. Perkins please take a seat.
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I'm afraid you have... herpes.
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And scene. [sighs]
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[students sigh]
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- Langdon doesn't understand
the concept of privacy.
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When patients call he
puts them on speakerphone,
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he reads my emails and
sometimes he likes to comes in
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and have a chat when I want to
do a poo.
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- Sorry Stephy, got that pen I
leant you?
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It's, uh...
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Ooh, thrush!
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[upbeat music]
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- Alright, next up is
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Dad?
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- G'day mate, how's it going?
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Hey?
- Yeah.
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Good.
- Good.
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What are you, too much of a
woolly woofter
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to give your old man a
hug, are ya? [laughs]
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- So good to see you.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, that's Dad.
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He's got a sense of humor.
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It is there.
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- So, are you still uh, still
playing with the willies
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for a living are ya? [laughs]
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No, seriously, are you?
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Are you still playing with
the willies for a living
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because I've got a little
problem with my [whistles].
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[whistles more]
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- Your penis.
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- Yes.
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- Well, it's...
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- Terrific to see you too.
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- It's, it's really good to see
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...let's go in, let's ahh.
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- Shall we?
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- Well, yep, let's go this way.
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[dad whistling]
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- So what's up?
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- Your mum, right, the other
night,
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she had a massive handful
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and she reckons she found
something
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a little bit turgid in there.
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So she reckons, she reckons I
should come
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and get the old testes checked
out, so,
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here I am.
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- Right, well, I can get
Steph to check that for you.
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Steph.
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- Why don't you do it you bloody
dildo?
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- No, it's fine.
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She probably just can't hear me.
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Steph.
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Steph!
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Steph!!
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STEPH!!
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Oh. Steph, glad you were
just passing by, probably.
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Dad here was just after you.
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- What are you, too embarrassed
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to fondle your old man's nuts
are ya?
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What's going on?
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- Is this what it looks like?
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- Nothing's happening.
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It's just a son discussing
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with his father a perfectly
standard procedure.
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So, Steph here is just
going to look after you.
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Right Steph?
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- No, sorry, I've got,
I've got something on.
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- Something on?
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Can you not have something on?
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- No sorry, it's big.
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Like, yeah, massive.
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- Steph.
- Let me check my calendar.
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Um...
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Yep, just as I thought.
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Massive, sorry, yeah...
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- All right.
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Fine.
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If everything makes sense
you can start to strip Dad.
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Steve, Steven.
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Excuse us Steph.
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- Oh, you're excused.
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You're excused.
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[door creaks]
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[dad grunting]
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[drum beat]
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[phone ringing]
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- Hello?
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- [putting on voice]
Metropolitan Sexual?
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Yes, hello.
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I was wondering if there
was a Mr. Philip Dudd there?
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Yes, this is his wife.
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- Hang on Mrs. Dudd.
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Is there a Mr. Dudd here?
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It's your wife.
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[clattering]
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[bell rings]
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- And that's how you
deal with understaffing.
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[students murmur]
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I thought so.
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Okay, so what else have
you guys not seen yet?
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- Mammogram?
- Okay.
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- Crabs?
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- Testes check.
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- That's right, you haven't
seen a testes check, have you?
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There are some that say that
I go too far on occasions.
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Great work Amber.
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- My name's Jade.
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- Don't care.
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And I find myself wondering,
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how am I not always going
further?
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[throat clearing]
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Come on in everybody.
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Crowd round, yep, you can go in
there.
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In you get.
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- Steph, what's happening?
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- Oh, I heard you were doing
a testes check on your dad.
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And these guys haven't seen that
done yet
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so... here we are.
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With your dad.
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You don't mind, do you Steve?
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No mate, if my nuts can help
medical science, I am 110% in.
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Let's do it.
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- Yeah.
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Great.
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Good idea. [sighs]
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- Oh my God.
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Is he really about to
check his dad's balls?
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[students laughing]
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- Daddy checker, daddy checker.
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- Daddy checker, daddy checker,
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daddy checker, daddy checker,
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daddy checker,
- I need to
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daddy checker,
- just grab,
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daddy checker,
- I think I left my pen
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daddy checker.
- in Steph's office!
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[students laughing]
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[drum beat]
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[Langdon whimpering]
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- Oh, hey Steph, just
looking for that pen.
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It's, um, it's ... there it is!
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Good pen.
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I wouldn't want to balls
up my prescriptions.
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- Okay, I went too far.
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- It's okay, I get carried away
sometimes.
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- Yeah, you do.
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But if it helps, if anyone
can do this Langdon, it's you.
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Okay, so... let me hear you say
it.
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I, Langdon Marsh, am going
to fondle my dad's balls.
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- I, Langdon Marsh, am going
to fondle my dad's balls.
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- What?
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- I, Langdon Marsh, am going
to fondle my dad's balls.
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- Louder!
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- I, Langdon Marsh, am going
to fondle my dad's balls!
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- Go on then, get him.
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Oh, no, touching with
the gloves on. [laughs]
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- [recording] I, Langdon Marsh,
am going
to fondle my dad's balls!
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- Oh, save that for a rainy day.
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- Got the pen.
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Now, let's check those balls.
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Dad.
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- Son.
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[heavenly music]
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- [encouraging] Daddy checker,
daddy checker,
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daddy checker, daddy
checker, daddy checker,
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daddy checker, daddy
checker, daddy checker...
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[emotional music swell]
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[music stops]
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Daddy checker, daddy checker.
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- And scene!
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[students cheering]
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[dad laughing]
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- Well done, mate. [laughs]
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But yes, there was
definitely a lump there.
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[upbeat music]
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- Here's a not-so-fun fact.
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Testicular cancer is
the most common cancer
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affecting young men.
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- So if you have
testicles, give them a feel
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and keep an eye out for anything
that wasn't there before.
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Like swelling or a lump.
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- The most helpful
thing for your doctor is
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to know if something has
changed,
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which is why awareness is key.
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- Do you check yours?
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- Every day.
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I'm checking them right now.
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- Keen.
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[upbeat music]
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