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[bell ringing]
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[panting]
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[grunting]
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[more grunting]
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- What are you doing?
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- Oh, Gwen!
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Didn't see you there.
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Just jogged here.
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New year, new me!
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- It's October.
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- Fitness, okay, isn't about
being better than anybody else.
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It's about being better
than you used to be.
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In here and in here.
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More than anybody else.
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[breathing heavily]
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- I don't know how he does it.
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He's always so chirpy.
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[loud footsteps]
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- Hey Langdon.
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- Ran over your dog this
morning.
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- C'est la vie, Stephy!
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Cul-de-sac!
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I guess you'd call me a
glass half full sorta guy.
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I mean this morning I didn't
even know I owned a dog.
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[upbeat music]
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- All right, next we have Greg.
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- You the quack?
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You listen to me mate.
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You're gonna get on my chopper
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and you're gonna come check on
my boss.
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You understand?
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- Yeah, look I'm actually tied
up all day
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but I'm sure Dr Huddleston can
help you.
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- [imitating] "I'm sure Dr
Huddleston can help you."
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That's you!
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[knocking]
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- Stephy, how'd you
like to do me a massive?
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Can you take my next patient for
me?
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Big guy in leather.
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- Oh sorry Langdon, busy day.
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- Full schedule?
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- Yeeap.
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[slowly] Chock-a-block.
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[door closes]
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Greg's actually my cousin.
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He's a member of Satan's
Bitches.
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I was meant to be looking after
him today
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but ever since Snuffles got put
down
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he's been kind of... on edge.
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And if anything's gonna wipe
that smile from Langdon's face
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it's a visit to a bikie
clubhouse.
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[engine roaring]
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[crowd laughter]
[rock music]
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- So, prostate cancer hey?
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That's just... awful.
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You know what they say.
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Sticks and stones may break your
bones
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but prostate cancer will kill
ya.
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Dead!
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- Ya bloody what??
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- Nothing.
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Just,
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your boss,
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he's not been going for his
regular check-ups, I'm guessing.
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- How do I know?
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Who am I, his dickin' boyfriend?
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- [laughs] Yeah, of course not.
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[laughing]
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- Anyway, are you saying it'd be
wrong
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if we were boyfriends?
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- No!
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- He is!
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- No!
- You are!
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- No, no!
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- [threatening] Aww...
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- Any chance of another?
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[glass shattering]
[yelps]
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- Here you go, sunshine.
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[door slamming, silence]
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Shit, the boss.
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- You're drinking out of my
glass.
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[glass shattering]
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- This is all fine, just fine.
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[rock music]
[glass shattering]
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- So.
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Tell it to me straight.
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This whole... prostate business.
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What's it all about?
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- [clears throat] So,
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the prostate is a compound
tubuloalveolar exocrine gland
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in the male genitourinary
system--
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- Whoa whoa whoa, I'm not a
poet, right?
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Simpler.
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- Sorry.
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So between your bladder and your
rectum.
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It's kind of--
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- Shakespeare here!
[laughing]
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Simpler so we can ALL understand
it.
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- Ahh...
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Your butt--
- Jesus, Aristotle.
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We didn't all go to Cambridge,
all right?
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[Greg laughing]
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- Layman's terms.
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- Maybe we should just
get on with the procedure?
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- All right.
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- All right, okay.
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- Hang on a minute.
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You're not gonna stick one of
them fingers
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up my [tongue clicks]
reverse pie hole, are you?
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- I...
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I kinda have to.
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- Ooh!
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- One of those fingers
so much as touches me,
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I will personally kill you.
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[rock music]
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- I'm gonna die here.
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Tell Steph.
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Tell Steph, "C'est la vie".
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- I can't believe you let
Langdon
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go to Satan's Bitches alone.
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- Oh, he'll be all right.
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- My uncle Julio,
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he did some landscaping
work for them once,
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wound up in a cement mixer.
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Just hope they take better care
of Langdon
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than they did uncle Julio.
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- Am I worried?
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Nah, Greg will look out for him.
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Although he did let Snuffles
die.
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Weird name for a kid really,
isn't it?
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Snuffles.
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- Well Mr Bruce, can I ask you,
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do you have any trouble peeing?
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- Well... yeah, I suppose.
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- Well,
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if you'd like me to help...
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[Bruce grunts]
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- All right.
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Fellas, can I have a bit
of dickin' privacy please?
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- Sorry boss.
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Come on boys.
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Chop chop, let's get out of
here.
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Let's clear the area.
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Good on you, that's all right.
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- I'm sorry about that.
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I've, I've gotta come across a
bit
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rough and toughie,
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you know what I mean?
In front of the fellas.
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All right son, let's tear into
it.
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[clears throat]
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- Don't you dare touch me.
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[laughs] I'm joking, it's all
good.
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You tear into it. All right.
Away you go.
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- You are good, [laughs]
you are really good.
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- I will kill you.
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[drum beat]
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Okay Doc.
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Tell 'em what you just told me.
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- He's gonna be all right.
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- You can put your hankies away,
ladies.
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I'm gonna be all right!
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- [cheering] That a boy!
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[group cheering]
[lots of smashing glass]
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- Hey!
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Don't move.
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We've gone too far.
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- Yeah, way too far guys.
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Come on.
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Someone's gonna have to clean
this up.
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[giggling]
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- You know it ahh... felt good
to talk.
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Never good to...
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keep this stuff all bottled up,
you know?
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But mate I just want you to know
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now that you know where this den
is
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if I see you again
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I'm gonna have to kill you.
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[laughing]
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[Langdon laughing]
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- But seriously, thanks.
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But seriously,
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I will kill you.
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[car revving]
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- Oh Langdon.
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How'd it go?
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- Yeah good, really good
actually.
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Lovely bunch of guys.
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So understanding.
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- Oh...
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Oh and... Langdon.
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It's good to see you.
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[Langdon humming]
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I guess I do need to take a
page out of Langdon's book.
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Try to be a bit more positive in
life.
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- I'm actually quite good
friends with Greg now.
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We follow each other on Insta.
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I post photos of smashed
avocado,
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he posts photos of smashed
skulls.
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- Ohh, I'm an IOS guy myself.
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- Um, cool.
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- Yeah, yeah it's pretty good.
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Ohh! G'day quack, how ya goin'?
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You all right? You gonna come to
the
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clubhouse tonight or
what, what's goin' on?
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- Nah, actually I don't think I
can.
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Feeling a [coughing]
bit under the weather.
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Got a bit of a snuffle.
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- Did you just say Snuffles?
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- Like I say, nothing
can keep this guy down.
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[heavy breathing]
[footsteps]
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- Good, keep going.
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Never doing this again.
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[heavy breathing]
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[sobbing]
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[upbeat music]
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- Like 'em or not
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condoms are the only
contraceptive
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that also protect against STIs.
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Like HIV, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea,
Syphilis, and Hepatitis B.
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- Sometimes people like to make
up excuses
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for not wearing them, like...
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- "Condoms don't fit me."
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- Which is a complete pile of...
wrong.
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- Condoms can hold up to 14
pints of beer.
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So if your partner's bigger than
that,
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don't have sex with them.
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- That's not human.
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That's a monster.
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- Run for your life!
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[upbeat music]
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