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(grand orchestral fanfare
playing)
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♪ ♪
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(wind whistling)
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(grunting)
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♪ ♪
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(all grunting)
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(distant shouting)
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(machinery clacking)
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(bleating)
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-(bleating): H-Hey.
-(bleating): H-Hey.
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-H-Hey.
-H-Hey.
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-H-Hey.
-H-Hey.
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(wind whooshes)
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♪ ♪
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(low growling)
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(growling)
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(gasps)
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(distant screaming)
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(screaming)
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(growling)
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That's right. It is I, Tai Lung.
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It can't be.
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(roars)
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(rams clamoring)
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I have returned
to take what is mine,
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which is
everything that is yours.
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(yelling)
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(gasping)
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(all gasping)
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Let it be known,
from the highest mountain
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to the lowest valley,
that Tai Lung lives.
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And no one
will stand in his way.
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Not even
the great Dragon Warrior.
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♪ ♪
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(kids laughing)
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Oh, where is Po?
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He was supposed to be here
hours ago.
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Ping, will you
please just relax?
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I am relaxed!
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Okay. I'm sure Po is fine.
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But what if he's sick?
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What if he's hurt?
What if he's hungry?
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-(whimpers) -Don't get
your noodles in a twist.
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If I know our son, he's probably
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just kicking back
and catching some rays.
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♪ ♪
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(echoing):
Kung fu!
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(gasps) That's bad.
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Oh, getting worse.
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(roaring)
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Ooh! (grunting)
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Ah, come on!
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(grunts)
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(all gasping)
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(gasps)
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(roaring)
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(screaming)
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(grunts)
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(yelling)
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Ha-ha!
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Okay, big guy, we're really
gonna have to wrap this up.
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(warbling)
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Whee!
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-Oink! -Oink!
-(cheering)
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-Again, again!
-That was fun.
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-Let's do that again.
-(Po laughs)
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And next time,
keep your surf off their turf.
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(all cheering)
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I'm late. I'm late.
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Ooh, I'm late.
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(excited clamoring)
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It's the Dragon Warrior!
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Was, is, and always will be.
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We love you, Dragon Warrior!
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Oh, and I love you, too,
adoring fan.
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-Sign my scroll.
-Sign my hat!
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-Sign my shirt!
-PO: Okay, okay.
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I'll sign whatever you want.
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-Po.
-(clamoring stops)
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Master Shifu.
Here, let me just...
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Uh... There.
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That's, uh, much worse.
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-We have to talk.
-Absolutely. Let's talk.
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Right after the ceremony.
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-Let's go! -(cheering)
-Ceremony? What ceremony?
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PO:
The Staff of Wisdom,
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-given to me by Master Oogway
himself. -(crowd aahing)
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It is said that
whoever possesses this staff
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has the power
to travel between the realms.
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The power to unlock the door
to the Spirit Realm.
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And now, the power to open
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the all-new Dragon Warrior
Noodles and Tofu!
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(cheering)
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Where the broth has kick...
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-(all exclaiming) -...and
the bean curd's a knockout.
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(cheering)
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(sputtering, whistling)
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Dragon Warrior!
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Will the Furious Five
be here, too?
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Unfortunately, no. They're off
on super cool kung fu missions.
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Tigress is taking onthe free-range chicken gang.
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-(clucking)
-Monkey's hot on the trail
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of the missing macaque.
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Crane was crowned kingof the Crocodilians.
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-ALL: Crane!
-PO: Long story.
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Viper's wrapping up peace talks
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between the cobrasand the mongooses.
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Or is it "mongeese"? And Mantis?
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Well, he's just tryingto keep his blushing bride
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from biting his head off.
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Just 'cause
they're not here in person
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doesn't mean they're not here
as life-size cutouts.
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Now, who wants a picture?
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-(cheering)
-Okay, okay. One at a time.
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-Oh, me, me, me! Me!
-Uh, you.
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-KID: My turn, my turn!
-And then you.
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(all gasping)
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(Shifu groans)
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He really captured
your disapproving scowl.
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We need to talk.
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-Now.
-(gasps)
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Hey, can I get one of those
in a wallet size?
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-SHIFU: Po!
-Coming!
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Do you remember the first time
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you climbed these steps
to the Jade Palace?
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(panting) How could I forget?
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I thought I'd never
make it to the top.
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Yes, but you persevered,
and once again,
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destiny calls for you to take
the next step on your journey.
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The next step?
What are you talking about?
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I've already taken
all the steps, haven't I?
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It is time for you
to choose your successor.
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-Successor for what?
-A successor
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to be the next Dragon Warrior.
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(laughs) Yeah, I get it.
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Funny, 'cause
I'm the Dragon Warrior.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
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You mean I'm not gonna be
the Dragon Warrior anymore?
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-Exactly.
-Then what am I gonna be?
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Once a successor is chosen,
you will advance
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to the highest level
in all of kung fu.
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Spiritual Leader
of the Valley of Peace.
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Whoa!
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I don't know what that means.
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It's just like
Master Oogway before you.
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You will oversee the valley,
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passing along wisdom
and inspiring hope.
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Look, I appreciate
the promotion.
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I think
I'm just gonna stick with
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the whole Dragon Warrior thing.
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"Dragon Warrior thing"?
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What is it you're holding?
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A cookie.
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Other hand.
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The Staff of Wisdom.
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-It was given to you
by Master Oogway. -Ah!
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Do you really think
it was so you could
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open a restaurant
or pose for pictures?
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He wasn't super specific.
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Oogway entrusted you
with that staff
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so you could follow
in his footsteps
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and become something better
than you already are.
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You take it.
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No. Oogway did not
give it to me.
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Being the next Oogway
is not my destiny,
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which I have accepted
and am at peace with.
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-Really, it's fine.
-You don't sound fine.
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You don't sound fine!
I'm very fine!
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-Okay, okay. You're fine.
-This is an honor.
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Oogway chose you
as his successor,
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and now you must choose yours.
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Master Shifu, I finally found
something I'm good at,
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and now you want to just
take it away from me?
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No one is
taking anything away, Po.
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Who you are will always be
a part of what you become.
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Yeah, but where's
the "skadoosh"?
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You know what I mean?
The "shasha-booie"?
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I don't want to seem ungrateful,
but I don't know
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anything about passing on wisdom
or inspiring hope.
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All I know are two things:
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kicking butt and taking names.
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And if I'm being
completely honest,
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I'm not even that good
at the name-taking.
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Like, who is that
fire-breathing crocodile?
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I want to say Steve.
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You were chosen to bring peace
to the valley.
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And there are other ways
to bring peace
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than simply kicking butt.
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Well, sure,
but not any fun ones.
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Please.
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Being the Dragon Warrior
is all I know.
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-It's who I am.
-Not anymore.
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The Valley of Peace
needs a spiritual leader,
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and Master Oogway chose you.
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You'll start
interviewing candidates
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first thing tomorrow morning.
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Candidates? What candidates?
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(crowd cheering)
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♪ ♪
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(crowd aahing)
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Awesome!
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-No way!
-(cheering, applause)
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-(chuckles): Wow!
-(cheering)
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Skadoosh.
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Fantastic pose.
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(screaming)
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(crowd gasping)
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(screaming)
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(cheering, applause)
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Woo-hoo! Nice!
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(clangs)
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Master Po will now choose
the next Dragon Warrior.
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-(cheering)
-(rhythmic drumbeat playing)
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CROWD (chanting):
Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
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Dragon Warrior!
Dragon Warrior!
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(music and chanting stop)
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So many great candidates.
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I'm gonna let the finger decide.
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Wait.
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Whoa, whoa. What is happening?
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The Dragon Warrior! It's me!
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(cheering, whooping)
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(groans)
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(shrieking)
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SHIFU: Like it or not, Po,
you have to choose a successor.
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Eh, nothing about them
says "dragon" or "warrior."
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You will know when you know.
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How do I know when I know?
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-You know?
-(sighs)
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When I'm conflicted,
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I come here to ask the universe
for answers,
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just as Oogway did before me.
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I'm not conflicted.
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I'm just not ready
for a next step.
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What is that you're holding?
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-The Staff of Wisdom.
-Other hand.
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A chewed-up peach pit?
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Exactly.
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Every pit holds the promise
of a mighty tree.
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Uh, how is this gonna
help me find answers?
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Don't ask me. Ask the universe.
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Be the pit, Po. Be the pit.
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(straining):
There we go.
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All right, universe,
give me some guidance.
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Inner peace. Inner peace.
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Inner peace.
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Dinner, please.
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Dinner with peas.
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Snow peas in a sesame soy glaze.
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(frustrated grunt)
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Inner peace. Inner peace.
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(inhales deeply)
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This is not working at all.
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Maybe focus on your breathing.
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I'm trying,
but it's kind of hard
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when you keep talking to me.
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Technically, you're talking
to you, if you think about it.
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Hey, will you two be quiet?
I'm trying to concentrate here.
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Wait, if I'm Po's inner voice,
then who are you?
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Uh, I'm Po's inner-inner voice.
261
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,607
How many voices
do I have in there?
262
00:11:45,641 --> 00:11:47,743
-You do not want to know.
-This dirt is itchy.
263
00:11:47,776 --> 00:11:49,378
-I just love kung fu.
-What am I gonna be?
264
00:11:49,411 --> 00:11:50,846
Are we alone in the universe?
265
00:11:50,879 --> 00:11:53,615
(voices overlapping, clamoring)
266
00:11:53,649 --> 00:11:56,852
-(high-pitched yelling)
-Anyone want a cookie?
267
00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:59,321
(wind whistling softly)
268
00:11:59,988 --> 00:12:02,725
♪ ♪
269
00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,460
Universe?
270
00:12:06,295 --> 00:12:07,763
Is that you?
271
00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:11,967
(gasps)
272
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,268
(chokes)
273
00:12:13,302 --> 00:12:15,504
(grunts, coughs)
274
00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:16,772
(sputters)
275
00:12:25,014 --> 00:12:27,616
Attention, mysterious figure.
276
00:12:27,649 --> 00:12:31,687
The Dragon Warrior is here
to perform justice.
277
00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:34,890
(exclaims)
278
00:12:34,923 --> 00:12:37,326
I know you're in here.
279
00:12:37,359 --> 00:12:40,662
Just a matter of time
before I find you.
280
00:12:41,663 --> 00:12:42,731
Ooh.
281
00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:44,867
(grunts)
282
00:12:49,738 --> 00:12:50,906
Ha!
283
00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:53,542
You can't hide
from justice forever.
284
00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:55,410
(gasps)
285
00:12:58,114 --> 00:13:00,916
The Dagger of Deng Wa.
286
00:13:00,949 --> 00:13:03,052
You've got excellent taste,
I'll give you that.
287
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,587
But I can't give you that.
Give it back.
288
00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:07,456
If you insist.
289
00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:19,068
(exclaims)
290
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,670
Oh, no.
He's got a walking stick.
291
00:13:21,703 --> 00:13:23,539
What are you gonna do,
stroll me to death?
292
00:13:23,572 --> 00:13:25,440
This stick is not
for the strolling.
293
00:13:25,474 --> 00:13:27,110
It's the Staff of Wisdom.
294
00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:28,577
The Dragon Warrior
is gonna be mad
295
00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:29,945
when he finds out
you took his stick.
296
00:13:29,978 --> 00:13:31,914
I am the Dragon Warrior.
297
00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:34,416
I'm just gonna say it.
298
00:13:34,449 --> 00:13:36,385
Nothing about you says
"dragon" or "warrior."
299
00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:39,521
(grunts, yells)
300
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,358
(grunts)
301
00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:48,363
(distorted):
Whoa.
302
00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:50,766
(exclaims)
303
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:55,437
How dare you desecrate
the Hall of Heroes...
304
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:56,839
Who's desecrating what now?
(grunts)
305
00:13:56,872 --> 00:13:58,074
Master Ostrich's Egg!
306
00:13:58,107 --> 00:13:59,875
Oops. My bad.
307
00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:01,577
Hi-yah!
308
00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:03,112
The Indestructible Chain Hammer
of Master Pangolin.
309
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,581
Whoopsies.
310
00:14:06,849 --> 00:14:08,051
(straining)
311
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:10,652
Ha-ha! Ooh. Oh!
312
00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,555
(grunting)
313
00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:16,092
(giggles)
314
00:14:16,859 --> 00:14:20,762
The Urn of Whispering Warriors,
which I've already broken.
315
00:14:20,796 --> 00:14:21,797
Twice!
316
00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:24,533
Why would you keep
an urn of souls?
317
00:14:24,566 --> 00:14:26,468
Feels kind of creepy.
318
00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:27,636
(whispering warriors gasp)
319
00:14:27,669 --> 00:14:28,670
(sighs)
320
00:14:28,704 --> 00:14:30,405
Are you doing okay there,
big guy?
321
00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:31,607
You're looking a little tired.
322
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,709
I've never felt more awake!
323
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:34,910
(grunts)
324
00:14:36,545 --> 00:14:38,480
The War Hammer
of Master Chipmunk?
325
00:14:40,116 --> 00:14:41,483
(whispering warriors groan)
326
00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:42,918
You're gonna pay for that.
327
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,354
(gasps)
328
00:14:45,888 --> 00:14:47,823
Hello?
329
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,562
(gasps)
330
00:14:54,529 --> 00:14:56,932
(whispering warriors booing)
331
00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,468
You faker.
332
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:02,105
It's not faking.
It's called Method.
333
00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:04,040
Catch you later, panda.
334
00:15:04,073 --> 00:15:05,874
No.
335
00:15:05,908 --> 00:15:07,542
(whimpers)
336
00:15:12,148 --> 00:15:14,416
I think I'll catch you now.
337
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:17,120
(shouts)
338
00:15:17,153 --> 00:15:18,487
(grunts)
339
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,622
-(shouts)
-Whoa!
340
00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:23,859
-(grunting)
-(Po laughs)
341
00:15:23,892 --> 00:15:25,494
-(exclaims)
-(grunts)
342
00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:28,897
Whoa!
343
00:15:30,099 --> 00:15:31,566
Whoa!
344
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,804
Told ya.
345
00:15:35,837 --> 00:15:38,941
You got me, oh great
and powerful Dumpling Warrior.
346
00:15:38,974 --> 00:15:40,909
That's Dragon Warrior-- Ah!
347
00:15:41,944 --> 00:15:43,212
Let go of me.
348
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,746
Just tell me one thing.
349
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:47,116
How did someone like you
become the Dragon Warrior?
350
00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:48,784
That's a mystery
for you to solve
351
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,953
during your two-year stay
at the Valley of Peace prison.
352
00:15:50,986 --> 00:15:52,255
Valley of Peace prison? (scoffs)
353
00:15:52,288 --> 00:15:53,722
Sounds like a day care.
354
00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:55,624
It is a day care
on the weekends.
355
00:15:55,657 --> 00:15:57,826
But it's also a prison.
356
00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:58,860
RAM:
There he is!
357
00:15:58,894 --> 00:16:00,595
-Dragon Warrior!
-Tai Lung is back.
358
00:16:00,629 --> 00:16:02,698
Tai Lung has returned?
359
00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:05,168
He demanded all of our iron,
then destroyed our quarry.
360
00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:06,935
He's supposed to be
in the Spirit Realm.
361
00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:08,770
-Well, he's back. -He said
that he's not gonna stop
362
00:16:08,804 --> 00:16:11,606
until the Valley of Peace falls
and the Dragon Warrior
363
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,076
-bows before him.
-He's back.
364
00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:15,178
-Please, you got to
do something. -It was Tai Lung.
365
00:16:15,211 --> 00:16:17,546
Looks like I'm not
the only one around here
366
00:16:17,579 --> 00:16:19,115
with a mystery to solve.
367
00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:20,882
Well, you know what they say.
368
00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:26,488
Every step leaves a footprint,
no matter how small.
369
00:16:29,258 --> 00:16:31,260
(wind gusting)
370
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,662
♪ ♪
371
00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:48,144
PO:
Every step leaves a footprint,
372
00:16:48,177 --> 00:16:50,645
no matter how small.
373
00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:57,719
Very clever, fox.
You know something.
374
00:16:57,753 --> 00:17:00,156
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
375
00:17:00,189 --> 00:17:02,191
Okay, I do. I really, really do.
376
00:17:02,225 --> 00:17:03,825
-Tell me.
-And why should I?
377
00:17:03,859 --> 00:17:05,294
I mean, what's in it for me?
378
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,063
The peace of mind knowing
you did the right thing.
379
00:17:07,096 --> 00:17:09,664
You're adorable.
Has anyone ever told you that?
380
00:17:09,698 --> 00:17:11,600
And I don't mean just in, like,
in the cuddly sense.
381
00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:12,968
I don't have time for games.
382
00:17:13,002 --> 00:17:14,770
Tai Lung is running loose
in the Valley of Peace!
383
00:17:14,803 --> 00:17:19,175
Maybe. Or maybe she wants you
to think it was Tai Lung.
384
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,543
-Wait. "She"?
-Mine.
385
00:17:22,611 --> 00:17:24,047
The empress of disguise,
386
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,782
capable of taking any form,mimicking any shape.
387
00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:28,583
The master of deception.
388
00:17:28,617 --> 00:17:30,652
The lizard of lieswith the glowing teal eyes.
389
00:17:30,685 --> 00:17:32,321
I'm talking 'bout...
390
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,790
The Chameleon.
391
00:17:34,823 --> 00:17:36,059
(gasping)
392
00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:38,593
This is kind of
a private conversation.
393
00:17:38,627 --> 00:17:39,961
(squawking)
394
00:17:39,995 --> 00:17:41,596
Who's The Chameleon?
395
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,832
Only the most powerful
shape-shifting sorceress.
396
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:46,701
So she's shape-shifting
into Tai Lung!
397
00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:48,937
But what does she have against
me and the Valley of Peace?
398
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,207
These are good questions.
You should ask her.
399
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,675
You're right.
How do I find this...
400
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,178
The Chameleon?
401
00:17:55,211 --> 00:17:56,678
She isn't someone
who can be found.
402
00:17:56,711 --> 00:17:59,648
At least not without someone
in the know.
403
00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:02,385
And how do I find
someone in the know?
404
00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:03,885
Oh, it's me.
405
00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:05,221
It's obviously-- It's-it's me.
406
00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:06,822
I'm in the--
I mean, I'm in the know.
407
00:18:06,855 --> 00:18:09,958
Forget it.
I'll find her on my own.
408
00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:10,659
Good luck.
409
00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:12,361
After all, how hard can it be
410
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,931
to find someone who can look
like anyone, blend in anywhere?
411
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:21,137
Fine. You lead me
to The Chameleon,
412
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:23,972
and I'll see what I can do
about reducing your sentence.
413
00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:25,141
Deal.
414
00:18:25,807 --> 00:18:27,243
-(door opens)
-SHIFU: Po! -Ah!
415
00:18:27,276 --> 00:18:28,710
What do you think you're doing?
416
00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:30,113
(stammers) Th-There's this
417
00:18:30,146 --> 00:18:31,980
shape-shifting sorceress
on the loose and...
418
00:18:32,014 --> 00:18:34,050
That's a job
for the Furious Five.
419
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,650
Well, they're not here.
420
00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:37,253
And someone needs to protect
the Valley of Peace.
421
00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:38,887
Look, I know
that change is difficult
422
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,390
and that you enjoy
being the Dragon Warrior,
423
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,992
but your job
is finding a successor.
424
00:18:44,026 --> 00:18:45,660
The Dragon Warrior
and I have a deal.
425
00:18:45,694 --> 00:18:47,662
Mind your own business,
squirrel.
426
00:18:47,696 --> 00:18:49,265
Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
427
00:18:49,298 --> 00:18:50,765
I'm a red panda.
428
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,402
You know what?
I love that for you.
429
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,138
Po, this is your decision.
430
00:18:55,171 --> 00:18:58,241
But I think you know
what choice Master Oogway
431
00:18:58,274 --> 00:18:59,908
would want you to make.
432
00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:02,044
♪ ♪
433
00:19:04,313 --> 00:19:06,449
-Thanks for the free stay.
-SHIFU: What are you doing?
434
00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:07,782
-Little dank for a day care.
-Wait.
435
00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:09,018
Not bad for a jail.
436
00:19:09,051 --> 00:19:10,386
-Where is she going?
-You can't leave.
437
00:19:10,419 --> 00:19:11,753
Don't worry. I'll have her back
438
00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:13,822
before you even know
she was gone.
439
00:19:13,855 --> 00:19:15,358
You are supposed to be
passing along wisdom
440
00:19:15,391 --> 00:19:16,992
-and inspiring hope!
-(guard grunts)
441
00:19:17,026 --> 00:19:19,761
Just think of it as one last
Dragon Warrior adventure.
442
00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:22,198
I'll be back soon.
Tell my dads I love 'em.
443
00:19:22,231 --> 00:19:23,199
I can't hear you anymore!
444
00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:25,168
-Bye!
-(squawks)
445
00:19:25,201 --> 00:19:26,868
(Shifu groans)
446
00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:27,802
Yeah!
447
00:19:27,836 --> 00:19:30,439
It sure is good
to be a free fox again.
448
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,807
-That's a good back scratcher.
Yoink! -Hey!
449
00:19:32,841 --> 00:19:35,777
So does this really unlock
the door to the Spirit Realm?
450
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,180
It doesn't work like that.
451
00:19:37,213 --> 00:19:39,915
It has to be given
in order to gain its powers.
452
00:19:39,948 --> 00:19:41,450
Gotcha. Given to gain.
453
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,452
-So, uh, can I have it?
-No!
454
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,754
-What do you take me for?
-An easy mark.
455
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:46,955
What's an easy mark?
456
00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:48,723
Someone who's easy
to steal from.
457
00:19:48,757 --> 00:19:50,825
Usually because they're generous
and too trusting.
458
00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:53,196
-Like you.
-Aw, thank you.
459
00:19:55,097 --> 00:19:57,766
I heard The Chameleon
is a monster
460
00:19:57,799 --> 00:19:59,868
with an appetite
of a thousand predators.
461
00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:02,004
And her favorite food is panda.
462
00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:05,840
They say this Chameleon
character has magical powers.
463
00:20:05,874 --> 00:20:07,809
If you say her name three times,
464
00:20:07,842 --> 00:20:09,445
she'll take you away
in the night!
465
00:20:09,478 --> 00:20:11,047
(kids crying)
466
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,217
The Chameleon can shape-shift
to look like anyone.
467
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,252
-Even you.
-Or you.
468
00:20:16,285 --> 00:20:17,819
(chewing noisily)
469
00:20:19,455 --> 00:20:21,923
Mr. Li, Mr. Li, is it true?
470
00:20:21,957 --> 00:20:24,826
Po's going to take down
an evil sorceress?
471
00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:26,828
The-The Chameleon?
472
00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:29,998
(chuckles): Well, a Dragon
Warrior's work is never done.
473
00:20:30,032 --> 00:20:33,169
Li, I'm thinking Po teaming up
with a convicted felon
474
00:20:33,202 --> 00:20:37,273
to take down an evil sorceress
wasn't such a great idea.
475
00:20:37,306 --> 00:20:39,975
Relax. Po has faced demons,
476
00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:41,977
demigods and everything else
in between.
477
00:20:42,011 --> 00:20:43,379
He's always come out on top.
478
00:20:43,412 --> 00:20:45,548
Ah, you're right. You're right.
479
00:20:45,581 --> 00:20:47,383
But what if you're wrong?!
480
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,118
Calm down, Ping.
481
00:20:49,151 --> 00:20:52,854
How bad can
one evil sorceress be?
482
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:56,259
Who is she to summon us?
483
00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:58,160
Classic power move.
484
00:20:58,194 --> 00:20:59,528
We're the heads of
485
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,264
Juniper City's
most prominent crime families.
486
00:21:01,297 --> 00:21:04,966
And she's just some bug-eyed,
power hungry reptilian runt.
487
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,801
You left out
the evil sorceress part.
488
00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:08,471
We used to run this city.
489
00:21:08,504 --> 00:21:11,107
Now we pay her
half the money we swindle.
490
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,842
It's like a criminal can't make
an honest living anymore.
491
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,311
Yeah, but what can we do?
492
00:21:16,345 --> 00:21:18,414
Together, we can take her down.
493
00:21:18,447 --> 00:21:19,914
-(bosses gasping)
-Are you nuts?
494
00:21:19,948 --> 00:21:21,350
She's a shape-shifter.
495
00:21:21,384 --> 00:21:25,787
She could be at this very table,
and we'd have no idea.
496
00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:29,292
For all we know,
you're The Chameleon!
497
00:21:29,325 --> 00:21:31,294
Or you're The Chameleon!
498
00:21:31,327 --> 00:21:32,927
-Or maybe...
-Oh, no.
499
00:21:32,961 --> 00:21:34,163
-...maybe...
-Don't say it.
500
00:21:34,196 --> 00:21:36,532
(voice changing):
...I'm The Chameleon.
501
00:21:36,565 --> 00:21:38,067
I said don't say it.
502
00:21:39,235 --> 00:21:40,969
(bosses gasping)
503
00:21:44,973 --> 00:21:46,941
We obviously spoke out of turn.
504
00:21:46,975 --> 00:21:48,344
Sorry, Chameleon.
505
00:21:48,377 --> 00:21:50,079
No, no, don't apologize.
506
00:21:50,112 --> 00:21:54,183
You and your families prospered
by preying upon the weak.
507
00:21:54,216 --> 00:21:58,354
So it doesn't feel good when
you're the one being squeezed.
508
00:21:58,387 --> 00:22:00,955
Especially when
the one doing the squeezing
509
00:22:00,989 --> 00:22:04,527
is just a "bug-eyed,
power hungry..."
510
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,295
What was the rest?
511
00:22:06,329 --> 00:22:08,097
Reptilian runt.
512
00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:12,335
Well, this reptilian runt
wants more.
513
00:22:12,368 --> 00:22:14,136
You already have the city.
514
00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:16,372
What else
could you possibly want?
515
00:22:16,405 --> 00:22:17,606
I have something special
in mind.
516
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,476
I'm very close to achieving it.
517
00:22:20,509 --> 00:22:22,111
As close as the blood moon.
518
00:22:22,144 --> 00:22:24,979
But the blood moon
is two nights away.
519
00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:27,483
So little time,
so many expenses.
520
00:22:27,516 --> 00:22:29,552
Which is why
I'll need to increase
521
00:22:29,585 --> 00:22:33,122
this month's tribute to 60%.
522
00:22:33,155 --> 00:22:34,256
No.
523
00:22:38,694 --> 00:22:40,463
What was that, now?
524
00:22:40,496 --> 00:22:43,898
I mean no disrespect.
525
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:46,901
Don't worry.
526
00:22:46,935 --> 00:22:50,573
I forgive you for the impudence
527
00:22:50,606 --> 00:22:52,641
and the backstabbing
528
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:56,512
and the blatant disrespect
you've shown me.
529
00:22:56,545 --> 00:22:58,280
I forgive.
530
00:22:58,314 --> 00:23:00,982
But I never forget.
531
00:23:01,016 --> 00:23:03,419
You might say
I have the memory...
532
00:23:03,452 --> 00:23:04,553
Oh, don't say it.
533
00:23:04,587 --> 00:23:06,489
...of an elephant.
534
00:23:09,592 --> 00:23:11,293
(grunting)
535
00:23:15,431 --> 00:23:17,500
(deep grunting)
536
00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:19,934
(trumpets)
537
00:23:19,968 --> 00:23:22,204
(bosses gasping)
538
00:23:22,238 --> 00:23:25,641
(deep voice): You think
I've pushed you too far?
539
00:23:25,674 --> 00:23:28,444
Then you, my friend, can't begin
540
00:23:28,477 --> 00:23:29,645
-to fathom...
-(grunts)
541
00:23:29,678 --> 00:23:33,649
...just how far I can push.
542
00:23:33,682 --> 00:23:35,984
(exclaims, grunting)
543
00:23:36,985 --> 00:23:39,388
(bosses whimpering, muttering)
544
00:23:39,422 --> 00:23:42,991
(normal voice): I'll expect
your tributes by dawn.
545
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,328
(birds chirping)
546
00:23:46,362 --> 00:23:48,963
Are we gonna stop
for lunch soon?
547
00:23:48,997 --> 00:23:50,566
Justice doesn't stop for lunch.
548
00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:53,669
But it does take the occasional
time-out for snackage.
549
00:23:53,702 --> 00:23:55,304
Want to split my almond cookie?
550
00:23:55,337 --> 00:23:57,406
You're just gonna give me
half of your cookie
551
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,642
-out of the goodness
of your heart? -Mm-hmm.
552
00:23:59,675 --> 00:24:01,377
What's the catch,
the rub, the bamboozle?
553
00:24:01,410 --> 00:24:03,112
-The "bam-what-le"?
-You know, the fleece,
554
00:24:03,145 --> 00:24:04,513
the rook, the flimflam.
555
00:24:04,547 --> 00:24:07,049
Do you want the cookie or not?
556
00:24:07,082 --> 00:24:08,983
(chewing noisily)
557
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:12,421
(mouth full):
I got my eye on you.
558
00:24:13,155 --> 00:24:15,990
How much farther is it
to this The Chameleon?
559
00:24:16,025 --> 00:24:17,660
Just a little farther.
560
00:24:17,693 --> 00:24:20,095
♪ ♪
561
00:24:23,599 --> 00:24:26,202
(crickets chirping)
562
00:24:29,371 --> 00:24:32,141
(both screaming)
563
00:24:32,174 --> 00:24:35,511
Li, what are you doing out here
in the middle of the night?
564
00:24:35,544 --> 00:24:39,315
Well, I... I-I didn't want
to miss the blood moon rising.
565
00:24:39,348 --> 00:24:40,015
Oh, pooh.
566
00:24:40,049 --> 00:24:42,117
You are just as worried as I am.
567
00:24:42,151 --> 00:24:43,519
All right, all right.
568
00:24:43,552 --> 00:24:46,522
I know pandas come across
as calm, gentle and chill,
569
00:24:46,555 --> 00:24:48,691
but (chuckles) the truth is
570
00:24:48,724 --> 00:24:51,227
-I'm kind of freaking out!
-So am I.
571
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:52,795
Po is just too calm,
gentle and chill
572
00:24:52,828 --> 00:24:55,464
to face
a shape-shifting sorceress.
573
00:24:55,498 --> 00:24:58,534
-What if he's captured?
-What if he's tortured? (gasps)
574
00:24:58,567 --> 00:25:00,503
BOTH:
Our baby!
575
00:25:01,537 --> 00:25:02,738
Okay, okay.
576
00:25:02,771 --> 00:25:05,107
Maybe Po has
finally met his match,
577
00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:07,409
but there is still something
that he has
578
00:25:07,443 --> 00:25:10,246
-that The Chameleon does not.
-What's that?
579
00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:11,280
Us.
580
00:25:11,313 --> 00:25:14,416
Now, let's go find our son.
581
00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:15,317
I hope Po's okay.
582
00:25:15,351 --> 00:25:18,420
You know, Li,
a wise goose once said,
583
00:25:18,454 --> 00:25:21,590
"Worrying doesn't make
the broth boil any faster."
584
00:25:21,624 --> 00:25:23,192
LI:
Who was that idiot?
585
00:25:23,225 --> 00:25:25,494
PING: Me, of course.
I was the wise goose.
586
00:25:25,528 --> 00:25:26,595
LI:
Oh, yeah.
587
00:25:27,563 --> 00:25:29,198
PO:
Whoa!
588
00:25:29,231 --> 00:25:31,267
That's the biggest village
I've ever seen.
589
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:33,068
ZHEN:
That's no village.
590
00:25:33,102 --> 00:25:35,137
That's Juniper City.
591
00:25:35,170 --> 00:25:36,839
That's where I'll find
The Chameleon, huh?
592
00:25:36,872 --> 00:25:38,340
Just a boat ride away.
593
00:25:38,374 --> 00:25:41,143
And I'm gonna lead you
right to her front door.
594
00:25:41,176 --> 00:25:43,078
Are you sure we'll find
a boat captain in there?
595
00:25:43,112 --> 00:25:44,380
For the right price,
those cutthroats
596
00:25:44,413 --> 00:25:45,814
will take us anywhere
we want to go.
597
00:25:45,848 --> 00:25:47,816
Of course,
we could always opt for
598
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,652
the four-finger discount.
599
00:25:49,685 --> 00:25:51,220
No stealing.
600
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,355
"The Happy Bunny Tavern."
601
00:25:53,389 --> 00:25:55,424
Well, that sounds inviting.
602
00:25:55,457 --> 00:25:57,493
(screams, grunts)
603
00:26:00,229 --> 00:26:02,131
Anybody lose a rabbit?
604
00:26:02,765 --> 00:26:04,166
(whimpers)
605
00:26:04,199 --> 00:26:05,801
(patrons murmuring)
606
00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:07,603
(groaning)
607
00:26:08,604 --> 00:26:10,272
-Stir faster!
-(gasps)
608
00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:15,210
Welcome to
the Happy Bunny Tavern.
609
00:26:15,244 --> 00:26:18,480
I'll find us a ride.
Maybe you can get us some food.
610
00:26:18,514 --> 00:26:20,382
And stay out of trouble.
611
00:26:21,617 --> 00:26:24,353
Hey, what you guys playing?
612
00:26:24,386 --> 00:26:25,321
Mah-jongg.
613
00:26:25,354 --> 00:26:27,122
And the stakes are high.
614
00:26:27,156 --> 00:26:28,791
Can I play?
Surely you'll go easy
615
00:26:28,824 --> 00:26:31,594
on a beginner,
'cause I'm very beginning.
616
00:26:31,627 --> 00:26:33,462
(snickers)
617
00:26:33,495 --> 00:26:34,563
Hey there.
618
00:26:34,597 --> 00:26:37,199
-What can I get you?
-A boat ride to Juniper City.
619
00:26:37,232 --> 00:26:38,500
Ask this guy.
620
00:26:40,869 --> 00:26:42,805
-Who's he?
-He's the captain.
621
00:26:42,838 --> 00:26:44,506
Thanks.
622
00:26:46,609 --> 00:26:47,776
(sighs)
623
00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:50,546
Oh, I win again.
Beginner's luck, I guess.
624
00:26:50,579 --> 00:26:51,880
Never played before, huh?
625
00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:54,249
I'm sorry, are you
accusing me of cheating?
626
00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:56,652
I would like to speak
to the manager, please.
627
00:26:56,685 --> 00:26:58,921
I am the manager.
628
00:26:58,954 --> 00:27:00,723
I'll give you a boat ride
to Juniper City,
629
00:27:00,756 --> 00:27:03,292
but I won't carry
anything illegal.
630
00:27:03,325 --> 00:27:04,760
I don't want any trouble.
631
00:27:04,793 --> 00:27:06,495
(chuckles) Trouble runs from me.
632
00:27:06,528 --> 00:27:08,330
-(squawks)
-Then it'll cost you double.
633
00:27:08,364 --> 00:27:10,499
I'm confused. Should I have
said that I like trouble?
634
00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:12,434
In that case,
it'll cost you triple.
635
00:27:12,468 --> 00:27:15,404
Oh, uh, maybe we can go back
to the double price.
636
00:27:17,606 --> 00:27:19,475
You got a deal.
637
00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:22,444
Great. Do I shake his hand
or your hand?
638
00:27:22,478 --> 00:27:24,847
Can I get anything else
for you, ma'am?
639
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,415
Yes. Everything, again.
640
00:27:26,448 --> 00:27:28,384
Except for the broth.
It was very bland.
641
00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:30,386
-Keep stirring!
-(screams)
642
00:27:30,419 --> 00:27:31,353
(whimpers)
643
00:27:31,387 --> 00:27:34,790
Whoa! One of everything
is my go-to order.
644
00:27:34,823 --> 00:27:36,291
But how did you pay for this?
645
00:27:36,325 --> 00:27:38,193
Legally, lawfully,
fair and square.
646
00:27:38,227 --> 00:27:39,728
-I'm proud of you.
-(grunts)
647
00:27:42,297 --> 00:27:43,666
-(gasping)
-(snorts)
648
00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:46,368
(Zhen gasps)
649
00:27:47,603 --> 00:27:49,338
(growling)
650
00:27:50,006 --> 00:27:51,373
Oh, wow. Look at the time.
651
00:27:51,407 --> 00:27:52,675
Remember we have to do
that thing
652
00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:54,543
-down by the place
with that guy? -(grunts)
653
00:27:54,576 --> 00:27:59,248
Did you actually think you could
grift a meal out of me?
654
00:27:59,281 --> 00:28:00,449
(gulps) There's got to be
655
00:28:00,482 --> 00:28:02,418
some sort of
misunderstanding here.
656
00:28:02,451 --> 00:28:03,719
(growling)
657
00:28:03,752 --> 00:28:06,555
And apparently,
I'm the one misunderstanding.
658
00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:09,825
Please allow us to pay
for our meal and yours, too.
659
00:28:09,858 --> 00:28:11,827
I'm only hungry for...
660
00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:13,295
-Dumplings?
-...vengeance.
661
00:28:13,328 --> 00:28:15,297
Well, then, come and get it.
662
00:28:15,330 --> 00:28:17,266
No! No, no, no, no!
Don't come and get it!
663
00:28:17,299 --> 00:28:19,468
-Destroy them!
-(shouting)
664
00:28:19,935 --> 00:28:21,603
(grunting)
665
00:28:30,512 --> 00:28:31,880
(screaming)
666
00:28:31,914 --> 00:28:33,348
I got it!
667
00:28:35,884 --> 00:28:37,586
(grunts) Hi-yah!
668
00:28:42,025 --> 00:28:44,027
-Whoa!
-There you go.
669
00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:46,328
(grunts, exclaims)
670
00:28:46,361 --> 00:28:47,896
-All better.
-(screams)
671
00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:49,032
Come on.
672
00:28:49,065 --> 00:28:50,466
Gotcha.
673
00:28:50,499 --> 00:28:52,835
-Keep stirring!
-(whimpers)
674
00:28:52,868 --> 00:28:55,270
(grunting)
675
00:28:56,772 --> 00:28:58,273
(high-pitched scream)
676
00:29:00,709 --> 00:29:02,244
Hi-yah!
677
00:29:02,878 --> 00:29:04,379
(shouts)
678
00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:07,382
(henchman groans)
679
00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:09,551
(exclaims)
680
00:29:10,719 --> 00:29:12,222
Whoa! (screams)
681
00:29:13,689 --> 00:29:15,758
(clamoring)
682
00:29:20,829 --> 00:29:22,364
I'll take that.
683
00:29:24,933 --> 00:29:26,635
Think this belongs to you.
684
00:29:28,071 --> 00:29:30,606
(growling)
685
00:29:30,639 --> 00:29:31,673
Hi-yah!
686
00:29:34,110 --> 00:29:35,878
(coins clinking)
687
00:29:39,414 --> 00:29:40,916
No stealing. (exclaims)
688
00:29:40,949 --> 00:29:42,818
(grunts, screams)
689
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,488
(sighs)
690
00:29:46,522 --> 00:29:48,323
Yeah, I think it's
a little too late for that.
691
00:29:48,357 --> 00:29:50,459
It's never too late
to do the right thing.
692
00:29:50,492 --> 00:29:52,028
-(groans)
-Get them!
693
00:29:52,061 --> 00:29:53,829
-(gasps) Watch out!
-Whoa!
694
00:29:55,098 --> 00:29:56,565
HENCHMEN:
Huh?
695
00:29:58,901 --> 00:30:00,435
(exclaiming)
696
00:30:01,137 --> 00:30:03,006
-Skadoosh!
-(roaring)
697
00:30:03,039 --> 00:30:04,873
(henchmen shouting)
698
00:30:09,545 --> 00:30:11,947
-(henchmen groaning)
-ZHEN: Whoa. Nice move.
699
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:13,348
You got to teach me that.
700
00:30:13,382 --> 00:30:15,584
GRANNY BOAR:
You die, panda!
701
00:30:15,617 --> 00:30:17,352
(exclaiming)
702
00:30:18,654 --> 00:30:19,755
(yelling)
703
00:30:22,591 --> 00:30:23,759
(grunts)
704
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,395
(screaming)
705
00:30:27,130 --> 00:30:28,764
(screams)
706
00:30:28,797 --> 00:30:30,399
(grunts)
707
00:30:30,432 --> 00:30:32,601
ZHEN:
(screams) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
708
00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:34,403
(screaming)
709
00:30:34,436 --> 00:30:35,904
Who designs a tavern on a cliff?
710
00:30:35,938 --> 00:30:39,108
I shouldn't have eaten
all those dumplings. (yelps)
711
00:30:39,142 --> 00:30:40,143
(grunts)
712
00:30:40,176 --> 00:30:42,811
Huh? Uh-oh.
713
00:30:42,845 --> 00:30:44,147
(both scream)
714
00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:45,647
(grunting)
715
00:30:46,615 --> 00:30:47,783
(squawks)
716
00:30:47,816 --> 00:30:49,384
Sail ho!
717
00:30:51,854 --> 00:30:53,555
(pillars creaking)
718
00:30:54,257 --> 00:30:56,025
-(all exclaiming)
-GRANNY BOAR: Back up!
719
00:30:56,059 --> 00:30:57,960
Move, move, move!
720
00:30:59,795 --> 00:31:01,530
(quacks)
721
00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:02,898
Uh, not that I'm worried,
722
00:31:02,931 --> 00:31:06,135
but what if The Chameleon
knows we're coming?
723
00:31:06,169 --> 00:31:08,470
Why, she could be anywhere.
Anyone.
724
00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:11,473
Li, would you please show
a little backbone?
725
00:31:11,506 --> 00:31:14,810
I'm sorry, but bravery was
never really my specialty.
726
00:31:14,843 --> 00:31:17,479
(quacks)
You don't have to be brave.
727
00:31:17,512 --> 00:31:19,748
You just have to act brave.
728
00:31:19,781 --> 00:31:21,884
Act brave. Got it.
729
00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:23,752
(gasps, screams)
730
00:31:23,785 --> 00:31:25,188
Oh! Oh! Li!
731
00:31:25,221 --> 00:31:27,023
(whimpering)
732
00:31:27,056 --> 00:31:29,758
-Hold on!
-Hold me, Ping!
733
00:31:29,791 --> 00:31:32,028
-It's all been for nothing!
-Please, no!
734
00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:33,162
I'm too young!
735
00:31:33,196 --> 00:31:35,430
-Oh!
-(thump)
736
00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,103
How was that for acting brave?
737
00:31:40,136 --> 00:31:42,671
(sighs) Keep working on it.
738
00:31:45,941 --> 00:31:48,510
(sighs) Juniper City.
739
00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:50,946
It's gonna be great
to be back home again.
740
00:31:50,979 --> 00:31:52,481
Does your family
live there, too?
741
00:31:52,514 --> 00:31:54,716
They would if I had a family.
742
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:58,187
It wasn't easy being
a little fox in a big city.
743
00:31:58,221 --> 00:32:01,157
So I had to surviveany way I could.
744
00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:03,126
-Hey!
-Grifting.
745
00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:05,228
Shilling. Gaffing.
746
00:32:05,261 --> 00:32:08,430
Stop running. Stop running!
747
00:32:13,535 --> 00:32:15,604
Whoa. You're an orphan? So am I.
748
00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:17,206
Well, I mean, I was.
749
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,574
My goose dad adopted me,
and then later,
750
00:32:19,608 --> 00:32:21,244
my panda dad found me.
751
00:32:21,277 --> 00:32:24,947
Goose dads, panda dads.
Guess it takes all kinds.
752
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:27,216
-Right, Mom?
-(squawks)
753
00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:29,085
Then, one day,
a local took me in,
754
00:32:29,118 --> 00:32:30,719
put a roof over my head,
755
00:32:30,752 --> 00:32:32,821
gave me clothes to wear,
food to eat.
756
00:32:32,854 --> 00:32:35,224
After that,
I was never alone again.
757
00:32:35,258 --> 00:32:37,260
-I guess we both got lucky.
-I guess.
758
00:32:37,293 --> 00:32:38,827
Hey, tell me something.
759
00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:40,862
-Back in the Valley of Geese...
-Peace.
760
00:32:40,896 --> 00:32:42,597
...what did that
angry little squirrel mean...
761
00:32:42,631 --> 00:32:43,765
-Red panda.
-...when he said
762
00:32:43,799 --> 00:32:45,701
you had to find your successor?
763
00:32:45,734 --> 00:32:48,704
(sighs) Now that I'm supposed
to become Spiritual Leader,
764
00:32:48,737 --> 00:32:50,572
I have to find
a worthy successor
765
00:32:50,605 --> 00:32:52,641
to take over
as the Dragon Warrior.
766
00:32:52,674 --> 00:32:54,277
Once you're on top, that's
where you want to stay, right?
767
00:32:54,310 --> 00:32:55,744
No, it's just that--
768
00:32:55,777 --> 00:32:57,213
What do I know about
being a Spiritual Leader?
769
00:32:57,246 --> 00:32:58,647
I can't even come up with
770
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,748
one of those
cool-sounding proverbs.
771
00:32:59,781 --> 00:33:02,684
"Life's greatest enemy is..."
772
00:33:02,718 --> 00:33:04,920
Uh, I don't know. Stairs?
773
00:33:04,953 --> 00:33:06,588
Okay.
774
00:33:06,621 --> 00:33:09,791
-Everyone knows life's greatest
enemy is time. -(squawks)
775
00:33:09,825 --> 00:33:12,828
I guess it's just easier
to hold on to the life you know
776
00:33:12,861 --> 00:33:14,563
than move on
to the one you don't.
777
00:33:14,596 --> 00:33:16,032
Hey, that was pretty good.
778
00:33:16,065 --> 00:33:19,035
Yeah. Maybe she should be
the Spiritual Leader
779
00:33:19,068 --> 00:33:21,004
of the Valley of Geese.
780
00:33:22,238 --> 00:33:25,008
Whoa, that guy.
He drinks like a fish.
781
00:33:25,041 --> 00:33:26,742
Should he be driving?
782
00:33:26,775 --> 00:33:28,810
♪ ♪
783
00:33:32,181 --> 00:33:33,815
(sizzling)
784
00:33:35,184 --> 00:33:37,552
(heavy clanking)
785
00:33:51,367 --> 00:33:54,669
We've come to pay tribute,
as you requested.
786
00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:56,305
Looks a little light.
787
00:33:56,339 --> 00:33:58,307
Go back out and get me more.
788
00:33:58,341 --> 00:34:00,575
-More?
-But-but, Chameleon...
789
00:34:00,609 --> 00:34:03,312
Go. Before I toss you down
another flight of stairs.
790
00:34:03,346 --> 00:34:05,081
(bosses grumbling)
791
00:34:06,815 --> 00:34:10,086
At last, my destiny approaches.
792
00:34:13,789 --> 00:34:16,792
I'll expand my rule
from Juniper City
793
00:34:16,825 --> 00:34:19,328
to every city and town
and village
794
00:34:19,362 --> 00:34:23,166
from here to the Valley of Peace
and beyond.
795
00:34:27,103 --> 00:34:29,738
(echoing):
They will all know the name
796
00:34:29,771 --> 00:34:32,275
of The Chameleon!
797
00:34:32,308 --> 00:34:33,942
ZHEN:
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
798
00:34:33,975 --> 00:34:35,644
(screams) Zhen!
799
00:34:35,677 --> 00:34:37,913
I had a vision.
I saw The Chameleon.
800
00:34:37,946 --> 00:34:39,614
She's gonna take over
cities and towns
801
00:34:39,648 --> 00:34:41,084
and the Valley of Peace.
802
00:34:41,117 --> 00:34:42,684
A vision?
803
00:34:42,717 --> 00:34:44,220
While you were asleep.
804
00:34:44,253 --> 00:34:45,720
I'm pretty sure
that's just a dream.
805
00:34:45,754 --> 00:34:47,223
Not a dream! A vision.
806
00:34:47,256 --> 00:34:49,658
Either I had a bad dumpling
before I went to sleep
807
00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:51,094
or it's a Dragon Warrior thing.
808
00:34:51,127 --> 00:34:53,362
We got to get to The Chameleon
and take her down.
809
00:34:53,396 --> 00:34:54,996
Well, then, you're in luck.
810
00:34:55,031 --> 00:34:57,866
Welcome to Juniper City.
811
00:34:57,899 --> 00:34:59,968
♪ ♪
812
00:35:02,371 --> 00:35:04,739
Whoa!
813
00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:07,776
ZHEN:
This is the place
814
00:35:07,809 --> 00:35:09,711
where you can be
whatever you want to be,
815
00:35:09,744 --> 00:35:11,780
do whatever you want to do
816
00:35:11,813 --> 00:35:15,118
and steal
whatever you want to steal.
817
00:35:15,151 --> 00:35:16,718
Uh, if that's your thing.
818
00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:19,255
FISH:
Land ho!
819
00:35:19,288 --> 00:35:20,922
(all grunting)
820
00:35:20,956 --> 00:35:23,025
Whoa. That came out of nowhere.
821
00:35:24,026 --> 00:35:26,229
(lively chatter)
822
00:35:26,262 --> 00:35:27,696
(grunting)
823
00:35:33,302 --> 00:35:34,669
(grunts)
824
00:35:35,371 --> 00:35:37,240
-Whoa!
-Move! -Look out!
825
00:35:37,273 --> 00:35:39,408
-Sorry.
-Out of the way!
826
00:35:39,442 --> 00:35:42,245
I've never seen
so much traffic before.
827
00:35:42,278 --> 00:35:44,413
ZHEN: You don't have rush hour
in the Valley of Peace?
828
00:35:44,447 --> 00:35:46,915
No one's ever in
that much of a rush. (grunts)
829
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:49,218
Come on!
830
00:35:50,386 --> 00:35:52,787
(exclaiming)
831
00:35:54,123 --> 00:35:56,192
Well, sure is good
to be home again.
832
00:35:56,225 --> 00:35:58,161
The sights, the sounds...
833
00:35:58,194 --> 00:35:59,262
(sniffing)
834
00:35:59,295 --> 00:36:00,896
The smells.
835
00:36:00,929 --> 00:36:02,098
(gasps)
836
00:36:02,131 --> 00:36:03,965
Oh...
837
00:36:03,999 --> 00:36:04,799
(panting)
838
00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:06,935
It's a wonton wonderland!
839
00:36:06,968 --> 00:36:08,670
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
840
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,308
Yeah!
841
00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:14,809
Whoa. (laughs)
842
00:36:14,843 --> 00:36:16,912
-ZHEN: Po. Po!
-(excited panting)
843
00:36:16,945 --> 00:36:18,047
Focus!
844
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,948
This city is the most
amazing place I've ever seen!
845
00:36:19,981 --> 00:36:21,450
I used to feel the same way
846
00:36:21,484 --> 00:36:23,752
until The Chameleon
got her claws into it.
847
00:36:23,785 --> 00:36:25,221
-(whimpering)
-(chortling)
848
00:36:27,190 --> 00:36:28,324
-(growls)
-(gasps)
849
00:36:28,357 --> 00:36:30,159
-(grunts)
-(bleats weakly)
850
00:36:31,127 --> 00:36:32,694
(low growling)
851
00:36:34,130 --> 00:36:36,998
Tonight we take down
The Chameleon.
852
00:36:37,033 --> 00:36:38,134
Oh, yeah.
853
00:36:38,167 --> 00:36:40,403
I'll show you where
this villainous sorceress lurks
854
00:36:40,436 --> 00:36:41,937
as she dominates the city.
855
00:36:41,970 --> 00:36:43,506
Is she lurking
in that villainous tower
856
00:36:43,539 --> 00:36:45,274
dominating the city?
857
00:36:46,808 --> 00:36:48,244
-How'd you know?
-Eh, not my first time
858
00:36:48,277 --> 00:36:49,811
taking down a villain.
859
00:36:49,844 --> 00:36:51,380
-Let's keep moving.
-CITIZEN: Hey, Zhen.
860
00:36:51,414 --> 00:36:53,349
-Hey-ya, Zhen.
-Long time no see.
861
00:36:53,382 --> 00:36:54,883
-How you doing, Zhen?
-Wow.
862
00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:57,220
-You're quite the local celeb.
-Yeah, well,
863
00:36:57,253 --> 00:37:00,256
let's just say a face like mine
is hard to forget.
864
00:37:02,225 --> 00:37:03,359
What?!
865
00:37:03,392 --> 00:37:04,893
You're a wanted criminal?
866
00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:06,928
You sound surprised.
Is this surprising?
867
00:37:06,962 --> 00:37:08,097
I don't think
this is surprising.
868
00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:10,299
You never mentioned
you were wanted.
869
00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,833
Don't worry.
870
00:37:11,866 --> 00:37:13,835
The law has better things to do
than look for me.
871
00:37:13,868 --> 00:37:16,239
-Hey, fox.
-We've been looking for you.
872
00:37:16,272 --> 00:37:18,840
-Must be a slow work week.
-I'll handle this.
873
00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:21,843
Morning, Officers.
Dragon Warrior here.
874
00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:25,381
The fox and I are here
on official Dragon Warrior biz.
875
00:37:25,414 --> 00:37:27,183
-Dragon who?
-Warrior what?
876
00:37:27,216 --> 00:37:29,385
Dragon Warrior? Anyone?
877
00:37:29,418 --> 00:37:30,785
Nothing?
878
00:37:30,819 --> 00:37:33,222
Perhaps you know me better as...
879
00:37:33,256 --> 00:37:35,291
the Kung Fu Panda!
880
00:37:36,992 --> 00:37:38,994
-Wait, wait!
-(officers laughing)
881
00:37:39,028 --> 00:37:40,862
Can you believe that guy?
882
00:37:40,895 --> 00:37:42,298
-Ah, come on!
-Okay.
883
00:37:42,331 --> 00:37:46,068
So we tried it your way.
Now we try it mine.
884
00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:49,272
Wait, what's your way?
(screaming)
885
00:37:50,839 --> 00:37:52,974
(grunts) Sorry.
886
00:37:54,076 --> 00:37:56,279
Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
887
00:37:56,312 --> 00:37:57,879
You can't run away from the law.
888
00:37:57,912 --> 00:37:59,215
You're a wanted criminal.
889
00:37:59,248 --> 00:38:01,850
Yeah, well, it looks like
I'm not the only one.
890
00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:04,086
Wow, city life
really is fast-paced.
891
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,188
We got to get out of here
before they call for...
892
00:38:06,222 --> 00:38:09,025
(rumbling)
893
00:38:09,058 --> 00:38:09,824
...backup.
894
00:38:09,858 --> 00:38:11,294
(growling)
895
00:38:14,363 --> 00:38:15,864
That's a lot of bull.
896
00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:17,400
-Run!
-(exclaims)
897
00:38:19,868 --> 00:38:21,337
(grunts with effort)
898
00:38:21,370 --> 00:38:23,072
(grunts)
899
00:38:23,739 --> 00:38:25,574
-Let's go. Let's go!
-(whimpers)
900
00:38:25,608 --> 00:38:27,009
(snorts)
901
00:38:28,477 --> 00:38:30,313
(growls)
902
00:38:30,346 --> 00:38:32,947
(both screaming)
903
00:38:34,383 --> 00:38:36,319
Ooh! Ow!
904
00:38:36,352 --> 00:38:38,120
-(grunts)
-(squeals)
905
00:38:38,154 --> 00:38:39,288
(exclaims)
906
00:38:41,457 --> 00:38:43,559
-Whoa.
-(screams)
907
00:38:43,592 --> 00:38:45,960
(vibrating grunts)
908
00:38:45,994 --> 00:38:48,064
-Whoa!
-(both screaming)
909
00:38:48,097 --> 00:38:50,433
-Oh!
-(both grunting)
910
00:38:50,466 --> 00:38:51,866
(both gasp)
911
00:38:57,506 --> 00:38:59,642
(roaring)
912
00:38:59,675 --> 00:39:02,345
(screaming)
913
00:39:04,113 --> 00:39:05,147
Let's go.
914
00:39:06,415 --> 00:39:08,050
Whoa!
915
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,218
(grunts)
916
00:39:09,251 --> 00:39:11,087
(all straining)
917
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:15,191
I'm falling... very slowly.
918
00:39:15,224 --> 00:39:16,459
Oh!
919
00:39:17,526 --> 00:39:19,061
(screaming)
920
00:39:21,664 --> 00:39:24,066
(screaming)
921
00:39:26,168 --> 00:39:27,670
(groaning)
922
00:39:27,703 --> 00:39:29,138
(yells)
923
00:39:30,272 --> 00:39:31,407
(grunts) Sorry.
924
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,342
-(grunts)
-(crying)
925
00:39:33,376 --> 00:39:36,078
♪ ♪
926
00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:42,685
-(panting)
-(soft tinkling)
927
00:39:42,718 --> 00:39:45,154
(whimpering)
928
00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:48,657
Whew.
929
00:39:48,691 --> 00:39:50,359
(feet screech)
930
00:39:56,365 --> 00:39:58,167
There they are!
931
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,404
We don't have time
for a drum solo.
932
00:40:02,971 --> 00:40:04,440
We're trapped.
933
00:40:08,043 --> 00:40:09,944
(both grunting)
934
00:40:09,978 --> 00:40:11,414
(Po screams)
935
00:40:12,648 --> 00:40:15,684
-I heard drumming.
-(confused chatter)
936
00:40:16,385 --> 00:40:18,654
-It isn't much farther now.
-You always say that,
937
00:40:18,687 --> 00:40:21,157
and it's always so much farther.
938
00:40:22,525 --> 00:40:23,958
Whoa.
939
00:40:23,992 --> 00:40:25,561
What is this place?
940
00:40:25,594 --> 00:40:27,096
Home sweet home.
941
00:40:27,129 --> 00:40:28,664
Some of the best crooks
and criminals
942
00:40:28,697 --> 00:40:31,167
in all of Juniper City
live here.
943
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,035
(whirring)
944
00:40:33,068 --> 00:40:34,270
Careful. These guys
will steal your pants
945
00:40:34,303 --> 00:40:36,505
right off ya,
and you'll never know it.
946
00:40:39,341 --> 00:40:43,312
Uh-oh. Now, you kids be careful
with those fireworks.
947
00:40:43,345 --> 00:40:44,480
(snarling)
948
00:40:45,581 --> 00:40:47,650
(shrieking)
949
00:40:47,683 --> 00:40:49,151
Ooh.
950
00:40:50,052 --> 00:40:52,221
-(shouting)
-(growling)
951
00:40:53,222 --> 00:40:54,223
(grunts)
952
00:40:54,256 --> 00:40:55,458
Ow!
953
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,428
(snarling)
954
00:40:59,462 --> 00:41:00,729
BUNNIES:
Oh.
955
00:41:00,763 --> 00:41:02,465
(giggling)
956
00:41:02,498 --> 00:41:04,667
So you're friends
with all these people?
957
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,602
They're practically family.
958
00:41:06,635 --> 00:41:08,137
Zhen.
959
00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:14,710
Oh! Is that really you?
960
00:41:14,743 --> 00:41:17,213
Han, my old mentor.
961
00:41:17,246 --> 00:41:19,281
I always knew someday
you'll find your way home
962
00:41:19,315 --> 00:41:21,650
back to the den.
And when you did...
963
00:41:21,684 --> 00:41:23,219
(thieves growling)
964
00:41:23,252 --> 00:41:26,222
...I'd be sure to give you
a proper homecoming.
965
00:41:26,255 --> 00:41:28,357
-Family, huh?
-More like distant cousins.
966
00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:30,759
All right,
how should we do this?
967
00:41:30,793 --> 00:41:34,129
Quick and painless
or slow and painful?
968
00:41:34,163 --> 00:41:37,266
(cheerily): Slow and painful.
Slow and painful.
969
00:41:37,299 --> 00:41:40,369
All right, you little scamps.
Slow and painful it is.
970
00:41:40,402 --> 00:41:41,704
-Yay!
-Hooray!
971
00:41:41,737 --> 00:41:43,372
You really don't want
to do this.
972
00:41:43,405 --> 00:41:45,341
-And why is that?
-Because if you so much as
973
00:41:45,374 --> 00:41:48,744
lay one claw on me, you're
gonna have to answer to...
974
00:41:48,777 --> 00:41:50,312
the Dragon Warrior.
975
00:41:50,346 --> 00:41:52,681
(imitating echo):
Warrior. Warrior. Warrior.
976
00:41:52,715 --> 00:41:54,717
Warrior. Warrior.
977
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:56,085
Who?
978
00:41:56,118 --> 00:41:57,520
(confused chatter)
979
00:41:57,553 --> 00:42:01,657
Oh, man, are my adventures
really that regional?
980
00:42:01,690 --> 00:42:03,759
Introduce them, Po.
981
00:42:03,792 --> 00:42:06,395
To your fists.
982
00:42:06,428 --> 00:42:08,130
(thieves growling)
983
00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:13,202
Remember, Po,
there are other ways
984
00:42:13,235 --> 00:42:15,437
to bring peace
than by kicking butt.
985
00:42:15,471 --> 00:42:16,739
Ah, come on. Really?
986
00:42:16,772 --> 00:42:19,275
-Now?
-Yes, now.
987
00:42:19,308 --> 00:42:22,678
Hold on. Shouldn't my inner
Shifus have differing opinions?
988
00:42:22,711 --> 00:42:24,113
We are in total agreement.
989
00:42:24,146 --> 00:42:26,115
With our mutual disappointment.
990
00:42:26,148 --> 00:42:27,583
BOTH:
In you.
991
00:42:28,817 --> 00:42:30,085
Wait.
992
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:31,287
(murmuring)
993
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,791
He who resorts
to violence now...
994
00:42:35,824 --> 00:42:39,228
will only find
more violence later.
995
00:42:39,261 --> 00:42:41,430
(confused murmuring)
996
00:42:41,463 --> 00:42:44,433
So what you're saying is,
if we don't hurt Zhen
997
00:42:44,466 --> 00:42:45,701
a little now...
998
00:42:45,734 --> 00:42:47,703
We can hurt her a lot later.
999
00:42:47,736 --> 00:42:49,605
What?
No, that's not what I said.
1000
00:42:49,638 --> 00:42:51,473
Yes! And more violence later
1001
00:42:51,507 --> 00:42:54,176
is better than
less violence now.
1002
00:42:54,209 --> 00:42:55,578
No, no, no, no,
I think you're misunderstanding
1003
00:42:55,611 --> 00:42:56,579
the fundamental point of what...
1004
00:42:56,612 --> 00:42:57,846
-More violence!
-Hooray!
1005
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,648
Violence makes my tummy tingle.
1006
00:42:59,682 --> 00:43:01,784
You know, that panda makes
a lot of good points.
1007
00:43:01,817 --> 00:43:03,452
I like it.
1008
00:43:03,485 --> 00:43:05,721
BUNNIES (chanting):
Violence! Violence! Violence!
1009
00:43:05,754 --> 00:43:08,123
No, no, no, wait! Come back!
1010
00:43:08,157 --> 00:43:10,492
I'll come up with better wisdom.
1011
00:43:10,526 --> 00:43:13,562
You have got to workshop
those proverbs.
1012
00:43:14,229 --> 00:43:16,732
-PO: Uh, the kung fu panda?
-Nope.
1013
00:43:16,765 --> 00:43:18,734
The son of Mr. Ping and Li?
1014
00:43:18,767 --> 00:43:20,736
Those are both
very common names.
1015
00:43:20,769 --> 00:43:22,705
-Mentored by Oogway?
-Sorry.
1016
00:43:22,738 --> 00:43:24,239
Trained by Master Shifu?
1017
00:43:24,273 --> 00:43:26,408
-Oh, Master Shifu.
-Aha!
1018
00:43:26,442 --> 00:43:28,811
Yes. Everyone's heard of
the legendary Master Shifu.
1019
00:43:28,844 --> 00:43:29,878
But not you.
1020
00:43:29,912 --> 00:43:32,615
Did someone say "legendary"?
1021
00:43:32,648 --> 00:43:34,183
Bring it in.
1022
00:43:35,618 --> 00:43:38,253
Look, Han, I know
we've had our differences,
1023
00:43:38,287 --> 00:43:39,788
but I'm really in a jam here,
1024
00:43:39,822 --> 00:43:41,423
and I was hoping
you could help me out.
1025
00:43:41,457 --> 00:43:43,492
-Thank you.
-Don't drink that.
1026
00:43:43,525 --> 00:43:45,494
(sizzling)
1027
00:43:45,527 --> 00:43:46,629
BUNNIES:
Ooh.
1028
00:43:46,662 --> 00:43:48,497
(giggling)
1029
00:43:48,530 --> 00:43:50,399
We just need someplace
to lie low
1030
00:43:50,432 --> 00:43:51,867
for a while
until the heat cools off.
1031
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:53,502
And why should I help you?
1032
00:43:53,535 --> 00:43:54,937
Because deep down, beneath that
1033
00:43:54,970 --> 00:43:57,306
iron-scaled exterior
is a good-hearted soul
1034
00:43:57,339 --> 00:43:59,675
who still thinks of me
as one of the family?
1035
00:44:00,376 --> 00:44:03,445
Fine. But if you're still here
by nightfall,
1036
00:44:03,479 --> 00:44:05,514
I'm calling the bulls myself.
1037
00:44:06,348 --> 00:44:08,684
Sleep tight. (laughing)
1038
00:44:10,552 --> 00:44:11,387
(laughter fades)
1039
00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:13,355
So tonight, we take down
The Chameleon.
1040
00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:15,691
-After you get your pants back.
-(hooting)
1041
00:44:15,724 --> 00:44:17,459
Not cool! You guys...
1042
00:44:17,493 --> 00:44:20,629
Come on! Give them back.
Those are custom.
1043
00:44:20,663 --> 00:44:22,765
(hooting)
1044
00:44:26,635 --> 00:44:30,673
Yeah, this place doesn't look
very friendly.
1045
00:44:30,706 --> 00:44:33,742
Oh, my tail. (groans)
1046
00:44:34,510 --> 00:44:37,980
I'm sure everything is fine.
This is a restaurant.
1047
00:44:38,014 --> 00:44:40,949
These are my people.
We speak the same language.
1048
00:44:40,983 --> 00:44:42,551
You wait here.
1049
00:44:43,585 --> 00:44:45,354
-(door opens)
-Salutations!
1050
00:44:45,387 --> 00:44:48,557
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
(chuckles)
1051
00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:50,659
I know you're having
a good time, but I was
1052
00:44:50,693 --> 00:44:54,897
wondering if a panda happened
to be passing by these parts?
1053
00:44:54,930 --> 00:44:57,566
There was a panda here.
1054
00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:58,734
You know him?
1055
00:44:58,767 --> 00:45:01,570
Know him? Why, I'm his dad.
1056
00:45:01,603 --> 00:45:03,639
(quacking)
1057
00:45:03,672 --> 00:45:04,907
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1058
00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:06,542
Hmm?
1059
00:45:06,575 --> 00:45:10,345
You need to pay for
what your son did to my tavern.
1060
00:45:12,048 --> 00:45:13,982
(glass shatters)
1061
00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:17,286
My boy wouldn't have done this
for no reason.
1062
00:45:17,319 --> 00:45:19,321
Is it possible
your broth was bland?
1063
00:45:19,354 --> 00:45:21,523
-Try it.
-(yelps)
1064
00:45:21,557 --> 00:45:25,427
No. No!
The broth smells excellent.
1065
00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:28,964
You should not add a
single thing, especially not me.
1066
00:45:28,997 --> 00:45:30,799
LI:
Hands off the goose.
1067
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:34,336
(patrons gasping)
1068
00:45:34,369 --> 00:45:35,337
The panda's back.
1069
00:45:35,370 --> 00:45:36,672
OTHERS:
He's back?
1070
00:45:36,705 --> 00:45:38,874
No.
1071
00:45:38,907 --> 00:45:41,343
But you're about to wish he was.
1072
00:45:41,376 --> 00:45:44,980
'Cause if you think
he made a mess of this place,
1073
00:45:45,014 --> 00:45:47,349
you have no idea
what I'm capable of.
1074
00:45:47,382 --> 00:45:50,619
Everything he learned,
he learned from me.
1075
00:45:52,387 --> 00:45:54,690
Except one thing.
1076
00:45:54,723 --> 00:45:56,258
Mercy.
1077
00:45:57,060 --> 00:46:01,263
I don't know where he got that,
because I don't believe in it.
1078
00:46:02,065 --> 00:46:05,534
Now, this can go
one of two ways.
1079
00:46:05,567 --> 00:46:09,772
The easy way, in which
you tell me where he is,
1080
00:46:09,805 --> 00:46:13,709
or the hard way, in which
you tell me where he is,
1081
00:46:13,742 --> 00:46:15,911
but it's hard to understand
what you're saying
1082
00:46:15,944 --> 00:46:18,547
-because you have no teeth.
-(gulps)
1083
00:46:20,749 --> 00:46:22,085
(patrons gasping)
1084
00:46:22,118 --> 00:46:24,653
(gasps, whimpers)
1085
00:46:24,686 --> 00:46:25,921
Mah-jongg.
1086
00:46:25,954 --> 00:46:28,323
I eat mah-jongg tiles
for breakfast!
1087
00:46:28,357 --> 00:46:30,859
(snarls, munches)
1088
00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:36,099
-Ooh.
-(growling)
1089
00:46:36,132 --> 00:46:37,699
(snarling)
1090
00:46:38,234 --> 00:46:40,736
(grunting rhythmically)
1091
00:46:40,769 --> 00:46:42,304
(yells)
1092
00:46:45,108 --> 00:46:46,909
(wood creaking)
1093
00:46:49,112 --> 00:46:50,712
(quacks)
1094
00:46:50,746 --> 00:46:52,581
(clamoring)
1095
00:46:54,716 --> 00:46:56,685
(gasping, murmuring)
1096
00:46:56,718 --> 00:46:57,820
Huh?
1097
00:46:57,853 --> 00:47:00,455
(wood creaking)
1098
00:47:01,723 --> 00:47:03,492
(chuckles)
1099
00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:06,328
-(panicked clamoring)
-Move! Move! Get out of my way!
1100
00:47:07,529 --> 00:47:09,032
(clamoring continues)
1101
00:47:09,065 --> 00:47:10,899
Stay there!
1102
00:47:10,933 --> 00:47:11,967
Where's our son?
1103
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,836
He took a boat to Juniper City.
1104
00:47:13,869 --> 00:47:15,337
Which way?
1105
00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:18,373
You know, a wise goose once...
1106
00:47:18,407 --> 00:47:20,876
-Time to go.
-Uh, yeah. Right.
1107
00:47:20,909 --> 00:47:22,644
(sighs)
1108
00:47:22,678 --> 00:47:24,513
(patrons scream)
1109
00:47:26,982 --> 00:47:28,717
(patrons groaning, coughing)
1110
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,722
(groans)
1111
00:47:33,755 --> 00:47:36,558
(cheering)
1112
00:47:38,127 --> 00:47:40,529
♪ ♪
1113
00:47:48,470 --> 00:47:49,972
(bunnies giggling)
1114
00:47:51,207 --> 00:47:52,875
Okay, let's try this again.
1115
00:47:52,908 --> 00:47:56,745
Stir the pot,
roll the wok, serve the dish,
1116
00:47:56,778 --> 00:47:58,014
and ska-blam!
1117
00:47:58,047 --> 00:48:01,683
Hey, where's the golden dragon
that's supposed to shoot out?
1118
00:48:01,717 --> 00:48:03,685
Not gonna happen with a broom.
1119
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:04,887
That's still not bad, though.
1120
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,655
Yeah, but stir later,
1121
00:48:06,688 --> 00:48:10,093
roll higher,
and the word is "skadoosh."
1122
00:48:10,126 --> 00:48:11,760
"Skadoosh" isn't a word.
1123
00:48:11,793 --> 00:48:13,129
And "ska-blam" is?
1124
00:48:13,162 --> 00:48:14,696
(fireworks whistling, popping)
1125
00:48:14,730 --> 00:48:16,632
(screaming)
1126
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,868
BUNNIES:
Ska-blam!
1127
00:48:21,570 --> 00:48:22,938
(hisses, bubbles)
1128
00:48:22,971 --> 00:48:24,640
(sighs)
1129
00:48:24,673 --> 00:48:26,975
I got to say, you're not like
1130
00:48:27,010 --> 00:48:28,744
any of the other masters
I've met.
1131
00:48:28,777 --> 00:48:30,979
Yeah, I know.
There's not a lot of pandas.
1132
00:48:31,014 --> 00:48:33,649
No, you're, like, a good guy.
1133
00:48:33,682 --> 00:48:36,219
Listen up. The coast is clear.
1134
00:48:36,252 --> 00:48:38,654
Thieves, hit the streets.
1135
00:48:38,687 --> 00:48:41,857
And you two,
get out of my sight.
1136
00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:43,959
♪ ♪
1137
00:48:53,635 --> 00:48:54,803
Huh?
1138
00:49:02,111 --> 00:49:03,779
I know I promised
that I'd lead you
1139
00:49:03,812 --> 00:49:05,547
right to The Chameleon's
front door,
1140
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:08,084
but the back door seems
a little more practical.
1141
00:49:08,117 --> 00:49:09,685
I got to say, Zhen,
1142
00:49:09,718 --> 00:49:12,255
you really are
a fox of your word.
1143
00:49:12,288 --> 00:49:14,589
A chewed-up peach pit?
1144
00:49:14,623 --> 00:49:17,793
One from Master Oogway's
peach tree of heavenly wisdom.
1145
00:49:19,128 --> 00:49:20,729
Eh, it's a Valley of Peace
thing.
1146
00:49:20,762 --> 00:49:22,698
It's supposed to remind me
that every pit
1147
00:49:22,731 --> 00:49:25,567
holds the promise
of a mighty tree.
1148
00:49:27,536 --> 00:49:29,571
Maybe it'll do the same for you.
1149
00:49:34,910 --> 00:49:36,745
Are you sure
you want to do this?
1150
00:49:36,778 --> 00:49:39,248
As a wise spiritual leader
once said,
1151
00:49:39,282 --> 00:49:44,886
"How may one kick butt if one
doesn't seek a butt to kick?"
1152
00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:48,957
You're a real piece of work,
you know that?
1153
00:49:48,991 --> 00:49:50,259
Thank you.
1154
00:49:50,293 --> 00:49:52,794
Wait, was that a compliment
or an insult?
1155
00:49:52,828 --> 00:49:54,030
ZHEN:
Yes.
1156
00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:59,168
(crowd chatter)
1157
00:49:59,202 --> 00:50:00,736
(whimpers)
1158
00:50:02,305 --> 00:50:03,772
Whoa.
1159
00:50:03,805 --> 00:50:05,874
(whimpering)
1160
00:50:06,675 --> 00:50:08,543
Have you seen our son?
1161
00:50:09,711 --> 00:50:10,812
Hmm.
1162
00:50:12,215 --> 00:50:14,117
(yells, pants)
1163
00:50:15,118 --> 00:50:16,219
-Sorry. -Sorry.
-Sorry.
1164
00:50:16,252 --> 00:50:17,619
-No.
-(bleating): Nah.
1165
00:50:17,652 --> 00:50:19,755
Tell us you've seen our son.
1166
00:50:19,788 --> 00:50:21,623
(squawks)
1167
00:50:21,656 --> 00:50:23,159
Wait, why are they leaving?
1168
00:50:23,192 --> 00:50:24,327
You said yes.
1169
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,963
Hey, look. Po was here.
1170
00:50:27,996 --> 00:50:30,732
Amazing, Li.
But how can you tell?
1171
00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:33,336
We pandas have a gift
for seeing what others cannot.
1172
00:50:33,369 --> 00:50:36,671
Come on. There may be
more clues up ahead.
1173
00:50:44,147 --> 00:50:45,314
-(gasps)
-(snores)
1174
00:50:45,348 --> 00:50:47,050
(muffled yell)
1175
00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:49,918
(guards snoring)
1176
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:53,955
(shushes)
1177
00:50:57,093 --> 00:50:58,960
(gasps softly)
1178
00:51:05,168 --> 00:51:08,004
(clanging loudly)
1179
00:51:10,705 --> 00:51:12,741
(sighs) Why?
1180
00:51:13,376 --> 00:51:14,910
(gasps)
1181
00:51:24,653 --> 00:51:27,756
(guard stirring, coughs)
1182
00:51:28,391 --> 00:51:30,692
(sneeze building)
1183
00:51:30,725 --> 00:51:32,328
(gurgles, toots)
1184
00:51:32,361 --> 00:51:34,097
(guards snarling)
1185
00:51:34,130 --> 00:51:36,032
(Zhen and Po scream)
1186
00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:39,968
-(hissing)
-(both gasp)
1187
00:51:40,001 --> 00:51:42,071
(clanking, whirring)
1188
00:51:46,008 --> 00:51:47,976
(both yelling)
1189
00:51:52,281 --> 00:51:53,982
(both yelling)
1190
00:51:55,084 --> 00:51:58,254
(yelling)
1191
00:51:58,287 --> 00:52:00,123
(prolonged grunt)
1192
00:52:00,156 --> 00:52:02,225
(pained grunting)
1193
00:52:04,026 --> 00:52:05,261
(exhales)
1194
00:52:05,294 --> 00:52:08,164
-That was close.
-Look out!
1195
00:52:08,197 --> 00:52:09,664
Huh?
1196
00:52:11,367 --> 00:52:13,269
-Po!
-Stand back.
1197
00:52:13,302 --> 00:52:14,736
(shouts)
1198
00:52:16,305 --> 00:52:17,340
Whoa.
1199
00:52:17,373 --> 00:52:18,874
(footsteps marching)
1200
00:52:18,907 --> 00:52:21,310
-They're coming.
-Hurry, help me lift the cage.
1201
00:52:21,344 --> 00:52:23,146
(both straining)
1202
00:52:27,183 --> 00:52:29,051
(exhales) It's no use.
1203
00:52:29,085 --> 00:52:30,419
We got to brace it
with something.
1204
00:52:30,453 --> 00:52:32,021
Here, use my staff.
1205
00:52:32,054 --> 00:52:34,789
All right. Stand back.
Here I go.
1206
00:52:35,924 --> 00:52:37,059
Zhen?
1207
00:52:39,928 --> 00:52:42,098
Where are you taking my staff?
1208
00:52:42,731 --> 00:52:45,800
I think you mean my staff.
1209
00:52:45,834 --> 00:52:49,704
You gave it to Zhen,
and now Zhen has given it to me.
1210
00:52:49,738 --> 00:52:52,841
"Given to gain,"
I believe, is how it works.
1211
00:52:52,874 --> 00:52:56,145
You were right, Zhen.
He was an easy mark.
1212
00:52:56,179 --> 00:52:57,712
Zhen.
1213
00:52:57,746 --> 00:53:00,449
First rule of the streets:
never trust anyone.
1214
00:53:00,483 --> 00:53:02,451
(chuckles) I taught her that.
1215
00:53:02,485 --> 00:53:05,154
And you thought my apprentice
was your friend?
1216
00:53:05,188 --> 00:53:08,457
Apprentice?
She's the one that took you in?
1217
00:53:08,491 --> 00:53:10,859
Best thing that
ever happened to her.
1218
00:53:10,892 --> 00:53:12,861
You should have seen
the little guttersnipe
1219
00:53:12,894 --> 00:53:14,330
before I found her.
1220
00:53:14,363 --> 00:53:16,332
Mangy and half starved.
1221
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:21,103
Hanging out with those rejectsfrom the Den of Thieves.
1222
00:53:22,071 --> 00:53:23,872
(gasps)
1223
00:53:34,417 --> 00:53:37,286
(yells, strains)
1224
00:53:42,258 --> 00:53:43,925
She had no fear.
1225
00:53:45,528 --> 00:53:47,063
Such potential.
1226
00:53:53,402 --> 00:53:55,304
So I took her in.
1227
00:53:56,439 --> 00:53:58,907
I made her what she is today.
1228
00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:01,810
-Stand up straight.
-Yes, Master.
1229
00:54:01,843 --> 00:54:03,212
So you went through all of this
1230
00:54:03,246 --> 00:54:06,482
just to get me to give you
the Staff of Wisdom. Why?
1231
00:54:06,515 --> 00:54:09,252
I, too, came from
humble beginnings
1232
00:54:09,285 --> 00:54:12,355
and dreamed of becoming
something more.
1233
00:54:12,388 --> 00:54:14,423
I wanted respect and power.
1234
00:54:14,457 --> 00:54:17,126
I wanted to be
a master of kung fu.
1235
00:54:17,159 --> 00:54:19,395
-Say what?
-I was turned away
1236
00:54:19,428 --> 00:54:21,863
from every training hall
I went to.
1237
00:54:21,896 --> 00:54:25,934
They would say
I was too small, too lowly
1238
00:54:25,967 --> 00:54:29,272
and that kung fu
was not my destiny.
1239
00:54:29,305 --> 00:54:32,275
And so I chose a different path:
1240
00:54:32,308 --> 00:54:34,210
(deeper voice):
sorcery.
1241
00:54:34,243 --> 00:54:36,145
I grew.
1242
00:54:36,178 --> 00:54:37,580
I excelled.
1243
00:54:37,613 --> 00:54:41,484
And I got everything
I had ever dreamed of.
1244
00:54:41,517 --> 00:54:43,452
Everything except kung fu.
1245
00:54:43,486 --> 00:54:44,487
-(roars)
-(yelps)
1246
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,088
Just because I can look
1247
00:54:46,122 --> 00:54:49,091
like Tai Lung doesn't mean
I can fight like him.
1248
00:54:49,725 --> 00:54:51,127
(normal voice):
You see, Po,
1249
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,995
kung fu may be performed
by the body,
1250
00:54:54,030 --> 00:54:56,998
but its secrets are housed
in the spirit.
1251
00:54:57,033 --> 00:54:59,568
And now that I have access
to the Spirit Realm...
1252
00:54:59,602 --> 00:55:01,570
You're gonna steal
Tai Lung's kung fu.
1253
00:55:01,604 --> 00:55:05,274
His and those of every master
villain that came before me.
1254
00:55:05,308 --> 00:55:10,413
And once I do, no one will dare
underestimate me again.
1255
00:55:10,446 --> 00:55:12,448
You forgot about me.
1256
00:55:12,481 --> 00:55:14,949
(grunting fiercely)
1257
00:55:14,983 --> 00:55:17,086
(laughs) Don't bother, Po.
1258
00:55:17,119 --> 00:55:20,056
Those bars are enchanted
with some very old
1259
00:55:20,089 --> 00:55:22,191
and very powerful magic.
1260
00:55:22,224 --> 00:55:26,329
You'd need at least ten Dragon
Warriors to get through them.
1261
00:55:26,362 --> 00:55:27,929
Then I won't go through them.
1262
00:55:27,962 --> 00:55:30,199
I'll go under them.
1263
00:55:30,232 --> 00:55:32,134
(yelling)
1264
00:55:33,436 --> 00:55:35,271
(screams, groans)
1265
00:55:35,304 --> 00:55:37,073
(grunts)
1266
00:55:39,008 --> 00:55:41,344
(weapons clanging)
1267
00:55:41,377 --> 00:55:43,312
(low growling)
1268
00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:46,981
Well, that's frustrating
for all sorts of reasons.
1269
00:55:47,016 --> 00:55:49,251
(muffled, distorted grunting)
1270
00:55:55,358 --> 00:55:57,159
(grunting)
1271
00:56:02,231 --> 00:56:03,299
(panting)
1272
00:56:03,332 --> 00:56:04,467
Ah!
1273
00:56:05,668 --> 00:56:08,337
(door creaking)
1274
00:56:08,371 --> 00:56:10,072
(guards yelling)
1275
00:56:10,539 --> 00:56:12,341
(grunts)
1276
00:56:15,544 --> 00:56:17,979
-(guards yelling)
-(panting)
1277
00:56:19,582 --> 00:56:21,350
(grunting)
1278
00:56:21,384 --> 00:56:22,651
(screeches)
1279
00:56:22,685 --> 00:56:24,387
(both screaming)
1280
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:25,987
-ZHEN: Po!
-Zhen?
1281
00:56:26,888 --> 00:56:29,625
-My staff. Hand it over.
-I'm so sorry I lied to you.
1282
00:56:29,658 --> 00:56:31,327
I-I was just doing
what I was told.
1283
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,063
Apologize later. Right now
I have to stop The Chameleon.
1284
00:56:34,096 --> 00:56:35,531
Po!
1285
00:56:35,564 --> 00:56:36,699
Zhen?
1286
00:56:36,732 --> 00:56:39,201
(laughing)
1287
00:56:39,235 --> 00:56:40,136
(panting)
1288
00:56:40,169 --> 00:56:42,171
-(growls)
-(screaming)
1289
00:56:42,204 --> 00:56:43,672
No!
1290
00:56:43,706 --> 00:56:45,508
(screaming fades)
1291
00:56:49,545 --> 00:56:51,180
Well done, Zhen.
1292
00:56:51,213 --> 00:56:53,282
You never said
you were gonna hurt him.
1293
00:56:53,315 --> 00:56:56,051
What's the second rule
of the streets?
1294
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,087
Someone always gets hurt.
1295
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,090
And make sure it's never you.
1296
00:57:01,123 --> 00:57:04,193
I just wish there had been
another way.
1297
00:57:04,226 --> 00:57:07,363
-Third rule of the streets?
-Third rule?
1298
00:57:07,396 --> 00:57:10,199
Some would say
it's the most important.
1299
00:57:10,232 --> 00:57:14,136
No one is interested
in your feelings.
1300
00:57:15,604 --> 00:57:16,971
Chop-chop.
1301
00:57:17,006 --> 00:57:19,308
We have a Spirit Realm
to plunder.
1302
00:57:19,341 --> 00:57:21,076
And smile.
1303
00:57:21,110 --> 00:57:23,212
Nobody likes a grouch.
1304
00:57:23,245 --> 00:57:24,647
Honestly, Zhen,
I don't know where
1305
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,116
you pick up such bad habits.
1306
00:57:30,653 --> 00:57:32,521
(grunting)
1307
00:57:32,555 --> 00:57:34,590
(whimpers)
1308
00:57:34,623 --> 00:57:35,691
Oh, if I could...
1309
00:57:35,724 --> 00:57:37,493
(snarling)
1310
00:57:39,562 --> 00:57:40,529
Hey there.
1311
00:57:40,563 --> 00:57:42,731
(shouts) Whoa!
1312
00:57:42,765 --> 00:57:44,733
-(branch cracks)
-(straining)
1313
00:57:44,767 --> 00:57:47,136
Get off me. Ow. Ow. Ah!
1314
00:57:47,903 --> 00:57:50,439
-(screams, whimpers)
-(snarling)
1315
00:57:52,074 --> 00:57:54,310
-(gasps)
-PING: Son!
1316
00:57:54,343 --> 00:57:56,011
(yells)
1317
00:57:56,479 --> 00:57:58,481
(grunting rhythmically)
1318
00:57:58,514 --> 00:58:00,149
(screaming)
1319
00:58:01,050 --> 00:58:03,252
-Now save me.
-(grunts)
1320
00:58:03,285 --> 00:58:04,487
Ah!
1321
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,056
-Hi, son.
-(branch snapping)
1322
00:58:07,423 --> 00:58:09,058
(both scream)
1323
00:58:09,758 --> 00:58:11,494
It's okay. We've got you, Po.
1324
00:58:11,527 --> 00:58:13,062
We've got you.
1325
00:58:13,662 --> 00:58:14,697
(wind whistling)
1326
00:58:14,730 --> 00:58:16,031
PO:
So you followed me?
1327
00:58:16,065 --> 00:58:17,666
-It was his idea.
-(grumbles)
1328
00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:19,268
Okay, okay.
It was both our ideas.
1329
00:58:19,301 --> 00:58:21,370
We only follow because we love.
1330
00:58:21,403 --> 00:58:25,040
No, you followed because
you didn't believe in me.
1331
00:58:25,674 --> 00:58:27,610
And because we love?
1332
00:58:27,643 --> 00:58:30,513
Well, you're right.
1333
00:58:30,546 --> 00:58:33,182
I screwed up big-time.
1334
00:58:33,215 --> 00:58:35,117
I trusted the wrong person.
1335
00:58:35,150 --> 00:58:38,287
I gave the Staff of Wisdom
right to The Chameleon.
1336
00:58:39,288 --> 00:58:41,357
Oh.
1337
00:58:41,390 --> 00:58:43,092
Po...
1338
00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:46,629
that was
a very big-time screwup.
1339
00:58:48,430 --> 00:58:50,432
If only I'd listened
to Master Shifu
1340
00:58:50,466 --> 00:58:52,101
and stayed in
the Valley of Peace,
1341
00:58:52,134 --> 00:58:53,736
The Chameleon
wouldn't have my staff
1342
00:58:53,769 --> 00:58:55,504
and none of this
would be happening.
1343
00:58:55,538 --> 00:58:58,641
I was just so determined to
keep things the way they were.
1344
00:58:58,674 --> 00:59:01,810
Everyone is afraid
of change, Po.
1345
00:59:01,844 --> 00:59:03,679
Even me.
1346
00:59:03,712 --> 00:59:06,749
There was a time,
not so long ago,
1347
00:59:06,782 --> 00:59:08,284
when all I wanted to be
1348
00:59:08,317 --> 00:59:11,554
was the greatest noodle chef
in the valley.
1349
00:59:11,587 --> 00:59:13,155
So what happened?
1350
00:59:13,188 --> 00:59:15,858
I became the greatest
noodle chef in the valley.
1351
00:59:15,891 --> 00:59:19,161
-It's true.
-But I also became a father.
1352
00:59:19,194 --> 00:59:23,232
And nothing... nothing's
ever been the same since.
1353
00:59:24,066 --> 00:59:26,368
Change doesn't always
have to be a bad thing.
1354
00:59:26,402 --> 00:59:28,737
Why do you think
I always change the menu
1355
00:59:28,771 --> 00:59:30,339
at the restaurant?
1356
00:59:31,507 --> 00:59:34,209
Because if things stayed
the same forever,
1357
00:59:34,243 --> 00:59:37,413
sooner or later,
they would lose their flavor.
1358
00:59:39,214 --> 00:59:40,616
He's right, Po.
1359
00:59:40,649 --> 00:59:42,851
Since I left my village,
I've become a bit of a warrior.
1360
00:59:42,885 --> 00:59:44,587
Strong. Brave.
1361
00:59:44,620 --> 00:59:46,388
-(whip cracks)
-(whimpers)
1362
00:59:46,422 --> 00:59:49,858
-GUARD: Move it. This way.
-(whip cracks)
1363
00:59:49,892 --> 00:59:52,895
Get those cages up there.
Come on.
1364
00:59:52,928 --> 00:59:55,631
Mm. This looks bad.
1365
00:59:55,664 --> 00:59:57,800
-Really bad.
-GUARD: Move it!
1366
00:59:57,833 --> 01:00:00,369
-(whip cracks)
-Come on.
1367
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,376
Don't tell me
you were actually starting
1368
01:00:07,409 --> 01:00:09,278
to become friends
with that panda.
1369
01:00:09,311 --> 01:00:11,814
What? No. I-It's just...
1370
01:00:11,847 --> 01:00:13,349
When we want something,
we must use
1371
01:00:13,382 --> 01:00:15,484
whatever is at our disposal
to get it.
1372
01:00:15,517 --> 01:00:19,221
That's all that panda was,
something to use.
1373
01:00:20,389 --> 01:00:22,524
Is that why you took me in?
1374
01:00:22,558 --> 01:00:25,260
So I could help you get
what you wanted?
1375
01:00:25,294 --> 01:00:28,330
Zhen, I took you in
because you were clever
1376
01:00:28,364 --> 01:00:30,899
and ruthless and unsentimental.
1377
01:00:30,933 --> 01:00:32,368
Like me.
1378
01:00:32,401 --> 01:00:34,536
And the day you stop being
those things
1379
01:00:34,570 --> 01:00:38,907
is the day when, yes,
you stop being useful to me.
1380
01:00:38,941 --> 01:00:42,911
So for both of our sakes,
don't change.
1381
01:00:42,945 --> 01:00:45,414
(latches clacking)
1382
01:00:48,384 --> 01:00:51,854
Tonight,
when the blood moon rises
1383
01:00:51,887 --> 01:00:54,590
to its highest point
in the night sky,
1384
01:00:54,623 --> 01:00:57,793
I will open the door
to the Spirit Realm,
1385
01:00:57,826 --> 01:01:01,263
and all of its secrets
will be mine!
1386
01:01:01,296 --> 01:01:03,298
(breathes heavily)
1387
01:01:06,535 --> 01:01:09,438
Does a blood moon always rise
this slowly?
1388
01:01:11,273 --> 01:01:14,376
I seem to remember it
rising faster.
1389
01:01:15,244 --> 01:01:17,780
No? Just me?
1390
01:01:18,814 --> 01:01:20,649
Hmm.
1391
01:01:21,817 --> 01:01:23,252
Ugh.
1392
01:01:23,285 --> 01:01:25,421
It's just for
dramatic effect anyway.
1393
01:01:25,454 --> 01:01:28,691
(scoffs) I think I'm just gonna
open the Spirit Realm now.
1394
01:01:30,826 --> 01:01:32,728
(whooshing)
1395
01:01:32,761 --> 01:01:34,630
♪ ♪
1396
01:01:39,935 --> 01:01:42,304
Bring me Tai Lung!
1397
01:01:44,973 --> 01:01:47,242
(roaring)
1398
01:01:48,877 --> 01:01:50,813
(panting, growling)
1399
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,749
Tai Lung.
1400
01:01:53,782 --> 01:01:55,384
Big fan.
1401
01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:58,253
Who are you, and what are you
doing with that staff?
1402
01:01:58,287 --> 01:02:01,356
This was given to me
by an old friend of yours.
1403
01:02:01,390 --> 01:02:02,791
The puffy panda? (scoffs)
1404
01:02:02,825 --> 01:02:05,260
Po might be an idiot,
but he'd never willingly
1405
01:02:05,294 --> 01:02:08,330
hand over Oogway's staff
to the likes of you.
1406
01:02:08,363 --> 01:02:10,733
Who said anything
about willingly?
1407
01:02:10,766 --> 01:02:12,634
(mechanical rumbling)
1408
01:02:19,641 --> 01:02:20,442
Hmm.
1409
01:02:20,476 --> 01:02:23,879
Apparently,
I misjudged you, lizard.
1410
01:02:23,912 --> 01:02:26,381
Now, why have you
brought me back?
1411
01:02:26,415 --> 01:02:28,517
I summoned you here
so that you could teach me
1412
01:02:28,550 --> 01:02:30,552
your most legendary
kung fu moves.
1413
01:02:30,586 --> 01:02:33,789
I don't share my skills
with anyone.
1414
01:02:33,822 --> 01:02:35,624
It wasn't a request.
1415
01:02:35,657 --> 01:02:37,493
(whooshing)
1416
01:02:40,395 --> 01:02:41,897
(guards hissing)
1417
01:02:41,930 --> 01:02:44,299
(grunting)
1418
01:02:46,969 --> 01:02:48,470
(yells)
1419
01:02:50,873 --> 01:02:52,741
(Tai Lung yelling)
1420
01:02:52,775 --> 01:02:54,276
(roars)
1421
01:02:57,646 --> 01:02:59,281
(growls)
1422
01:03:00,549 --> 01:03:01,884
(yells)
1423
01:03:06,955 --> 01:03:08,524
(grunts)
1424
01:03:11,094 --> 01:03:13,529
♪ ♪
1425
01:03:17,033 --> 01:03:18,700
(growls)
1426
01:03:18,734 --> 01:03:20,435
(distorted grunt)
1427
01:03:26,441 --> 01:03:28,544
Yes, I got it.
1428
01:03:28,577 --> 01:03:30,546
The Tai Lung Nerve Strike.
1429
01:03:30,579 --> 01:03:32,815
The power, the precision.
1430
01:03:32,848 --> 01:03:35,118
(guards cheering weakly)
1431
01:03:35,151 --> 01:03:36,485
(breathing heavily)
1432
01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:38,620
What have you done to me?
1433
01:03:38,654 --> 01:03:42,058
All of your kung fu is now mine.
1434
01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:47,729
And the best part is,
I'm just getting warmed up.
1435
01:03:47,763 --> 01:03:50,966
Bring me General Kai.
1436
01:03:50,999 --> 01:03:52,968
(bellows)
1437
01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:56,405
Bring me Master Osprey.
1438
01:03:58,174 --> 01:04:00,475
Master Bull.
1439
01:04:05,781 --> 01:04:07,416
(thunder rumbles)
1440
01:04:07,449 --> 01:04:10,586
Po, wait! Please be reasonable.
1441
01:04:10,619 --> 01:04:12,855
I'm not going anywhere
until I get my staff back.
1442
01:04:12,888 --> 01:04:14,790
No staff is worth your life.
1443
01:04:14,823 --> 01:04:17,160
As long as I'm still
the Dragon Warrior,
1444
01:04:17,193 --> 01:04:20,562
I won't let anyone else get hurt
because of me.
1445
01:04:21,997 --> 01:04:23,899
(thunder rumbling)
1446
01:04:30,706 --> 01:04:32,608
(panting)
1447
01:04:32,641 --> 01:04:33,842
(gasps)
1448
01:04:36,945 --> 01:04:38,947
Po!
1449
01:04:38,981 --> 01:04:40,382
You're alive.
1450
01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:44,987
Please. I made a mistake.
1451
01:04:45,021 --> 01:04:47,990
So did I: trusting you.
1452
01:04:48,024 --> 01:04:49,558
I'm sorry.
1453
01:04:49,591 --> 01:04:51,827
Did your master tell you
to say that, too?
1454
01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:55,131
She's not my master.
I'm leaving, for good.
1455
01:04:55,864 --> 01:04:59,635
It's the truth.
I was wrong about everything.
1456
01:05:00,303 --> 01:05:03,172
-(grunts)
-What are you doing?
1457
01:05:03,206 --> 01:05:04,806
Stopping you.
1458
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:06,742
Get out of my way, Zhen.
1459
01:05:06,775 --> 01:05:07,910
No.
1460
01:05:07,943 --> 01:05:09,544
Move.
1461
01:05:09,578 --> 01:05:12,614
You want me to move? Move me.
1462
01:05:12,648 --> 01:05:15,450
First you betray me,
and now you want to fight me?
1463
01:05:16,152 --> 01:05:18,954
-(grunting)
-Why are you doing this?
1464
01:05:18,987 --> 01:05:21,124
To stop you from getting killed.
1465
01:05:21,157 --> 01:05:23,625
(grunting)
1466
01:05:24,227 --> 01:05:25,727
(exclaims)
1467
01:05:34,103 --> 01:05:35,171
(thunder crashes)
1468
01:05:35,204 --> 01:05:38,007
(both breathing heavily)
1469
01:05:48,251 --> 01:05:51,054
What do you care
if I get killed or not?
1470
01:05:54,923 --> 01:05:56,959
(thunder rumbling)
1471
01:06:05,867 --> 01:06:10,872
Please, Po,
just let me do one thing right.
1472
01:06:15,278 --> 01:06:19,481
You're not the only one who's
made some bad choices lately.
1473
01:06:20,416 --> 01:06:22,718
You're really gonna go through
with this, aren't you?
1474
01:06:22,751 --> 01:06:23,852
Fraid so.
1475
01:06:23,885 --> 01:06:26,922
And there's nothing
I can do to talk you out of it?
1476
01:06:26,955 --> 01:06:28,024
I'm afraid not.
1477
01:06:28,057 --> 01:06:30,026
You can't beat her, you know.
1478
01:06:30,059 --> 01:06:32,961
You're probably right.
1479
01:06:32,995 --> 01:06:34,796
But I have to try.
1480
01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:38,067
Get as far away from this place
as you can.
1481
01:06:38,101 --> 01:06:41,270
-Po! -We should never have
let him come here.
1482
01:06:41,304 --> 01:06:42,938
We are such terrible fathers.
1483
01:06:42,971 --> 01:06:45,640
At least you didn't lie
and betray him.
1484
01:06:45,674 --> 01:06:47,943
Well, that's true. You're worse.
1485
01:06:47,976 --> 01:06:49,911
I am a terrible friend.
1486
01:06:49,945 --> 01:06:52,315
"Friend"? That feels
a little generous, no?
1487
01:06:52,348 --> 01:06:54,783
Uh, l-let's just give up.
Surrender.
1488
01:06:54,816 --> 01:06:56,618
We can't let him go
in there alone.
1489
01:06:56,651 --> 01:06:57,886
What can we do?
1490
01:06:57,919 --> 01:07:00,889
There are just three of us
against an army.
1491
01:07:00,922 --> 01:07:04,793
Then I guess we'll just
have to get an army of our own.
1492
01:07:09,232 --> 01:07:10,766
(chitters)
1493
01:07:11,401 --> 01:07:14,037
-(screeching)
-(hooting)
1494
01:07:14,070 --> 01:07:16,139
(clamoring)
1495
01:07:16,172 --> 01:07:18,573
Hey! Listen up, everybody!
1496
01:07:21,044 --> 01:07:22,211
(inhales deeply)
1497
01:07:22,245 --> 01:07:25,714
-(echoing): Quack!
-(clamoring stops)
1498
01:07:27,050 --> 01:07:28,184
Thank you.
1499
01:07:28,217 --> 01:07:30,253
The Dragon Warrior's in trouble.
1500
01:07:30,286 --> 01:07:31,920
Who?
1501
01:07:31,953 --> 01:07:33,688
You know, Po.
1502
01:07:34,890 --> 01:07:36,092
The panda.
1503
01:07:38,827 --> 01:07:40,929
No, no, a different panda.
1504
01:07:40,962 --> 01:07:43,266
-I'm his father.
-I'm also his father.
1505
01:07:43,299 --> 01:07:45,700
Okay, that doesn't matter.
1506
01:07:45,734 --> 01:07:47,070
What matters is that
1507
01:07:47,103 --> 01:07:49,005
my friend's in trouble
and he needs my help.
1508
01:07:49,038 --> 01:07:50,806
So, I need yours.
1509
01:07:50,839 --> 01:07:53,875
-Why should we help you?
-Because...
1510
01:07:53,909 --> 01:07:55,710
Because...
1511
01:07:55,744 --> 01:07:57,813
it's the right thing to do.
1512
01:08:00,116 --> 01:08:02,118
(laughter)
1513
01:08:02,151 --> 01:08:05,687
Stop it! Stop! Stop laughing!
1514
01:08:06,355 --> 01:08:08,224
Look, I know
you think it might be
1515
01:08:08,257 --> 01:08:09,825
too late for a bunch of cheats,
1516
01:08:09,858 --> 01:08:13,628
thieves and cutthroats like us
to change our ways.
1517
01:08:13,662 --> 01:08:15,831
But a good friend once told me
1518
01:08:15,864 --> 01:08:18,700
it's never too late
to do the right thing.
1519
01:08:18,733 --> 01:08:22,171
So what you're saying is,
the more right we do now,
1520
01:08:22,205 --> 01:08:24,240
the more wrong we can do later.
1521
01:08:24,273 --> 01:08:25,674
-What? No.
-(thieves murmuring)
1522
01:08:25,707 --> 01:08:27,776
And with The Chameleon
out of the way...
1523
01:08:27,809 --> 01:08:30,012
We can finally do
all the wrong we want.
1524
01:08:30,046 --> 01:08:32,048
I-I think you're missing
the fundamental point.
1525
01:08:32,081 --> 01:08:33,982
(chanting):
Violence! Violence! Violence!
1526
01:08:34,016 --> 01:08:34,916
(Zhen sighs)
1527
01:08:34,950 --> 01:08:36,985
Are you guys ready
to do the right thing
1528
01:08:37,019 --> 01:08:40,022
-for the wrong reasons?
-(cheering)
1529
01:08:43,292 --> 01:08:46,661
Now, you see, the mistake
this Dragon Warrior fellow made
1530
01:08:46,695 --> 01:08:48,131
was underestimating
his opponent.
1531
01:08:48,164 --> 01:08:50,832
I never would have walked into
such an obvious trap.
1532
01:08:50,866 --> 01:08:53,236
-PO: Hey.
-(guards gasp)
1533
01:08:55,104 --> 01:08:56,405
Now, you see, the mistake
1534
01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,007
this Dragon Warrior fellow
made was...
1535
01:08:58,040 --> 01:08:59,875
Shut up, Larry.
1536
01:09:03,879 --> 01:09:05,281
This place is crawling
with more guards
1537
01:09:05,314 --> 01:09:06,681
than I've ever seen.
1538
01:09:06,715 --> 01:09:08,284
I'm never gonna get
to Po in time.
1539
01:09:08,317 --> 01:09:11,287
You just get to Po.
We'll take care of the guards.
1540
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,754
We will? (chuckles nervously)
1541
01:09:12,787 --> 01:09:14,290
I-I mean, we will.
1542
01:09:14,323 --> 01:09:15,757
But how?
1543
01:09:15,790 --> 01:09:18,127
Just leave that to me.
1544
01:09:22,298 --> 01:09:24,066
(whooshing)
1545
01:09:27,203 --> 01:09:28,670
(cries out)
1546
01:09:29,138 --> 01:09:30,173
(grunts)
1547
01:09:30,206 --> 01:09:32,041
(shouts)
1548
01:09:32,074 --> 01:09:33,209
(groans)
1549
01:09:33,242 --> 01:09:35,311
-(grunts)
-(squeals)
1550
01:09:35,344 --> 01:09:37,013
(snorts)
1551
01:09:37,046 --> 01:09:38,281
(roars)
1552
01:09:38,314 --> 01:09:39,348
(grunts)
1553
01:09:39,382 --> 01:09:41,750
♪ ♪
1554
01:09:48,823 --> 01:09:50,992
PO:
General Kai?
1555
01:09:51,027 --> 01:09:52,328
Lord Shen?
1556
01:09:52,361 --> 01:09:54,263
Those are all my old nemesis-es.
1557
01:09:54,297 --> 01:09:56,332
Nemes-ee? Nemes-i?
1558
01:09:56,365 --> 01:09:58,067
The Chameleon is pulling spirits
1559
01:09:58,100 --> 01:10:01,370
from the Spirit Realm and
draining us of all our moves.
1560
01:10:01,404 --> 01:10:04,073
And she's using your staff
to do it.
1561
01:10:04,106 --> 01:10:06,242
-I'm here to get it back.
-(scoffs)
1562
01:10:06,275 --> 01:10:07,742
I won't hold my breath.
1563
01:10:07,776 --> 01:10:09,312
Um, I'm sorry. Do I know you?
1564
01:10:09,345 --> 01:10:11,214
Do you know me? It's Scott.
1565
01:10:12,248 --> 01:10:15,351
The fire-breathing crocodile.
1566
01:10:15,384 --> 01:10:17,752
(coughing) Oh, right. Scott.
1567
01:10:17,786 --> 01:10:20,089
Master Shifu and I were
just talking about you.
1568
01:10:20,122 --> 01:10:21,823
TAI LUNG:
Panda.
1569
01:10:21,856 --> 01:10:26,861
Oogway made a mistake choosing
you as the Dragon Warrior.
1570
01:10:26,895 --> 01:10:31,300
I just didn't realize how big
a mistake it was until now.
1571
01:10:31,334 --> 01:10:33,369
Whoa. Tai Lung?
1572
01:10:33,402 --> 01:10:37,173
I'm gonna get that staff back,
restore your kung fu,
1573
01:10:37,206 --> 01:10:39,308
and return you all
back to the Spirit Realm.
1574
01:10:39,342 --> 01:10:40,509
You'll see.
1575
01:10:40,543 --> 01:10:45,348
All I see is a broken promise.
1576
01:10:48,351 --> 01:10:50,253
(gate clacking)
1577
01:10:50,286 --> 01:10:52,188
LI:
All right,
1578
01:10:52,221 --> 01:10:54,923
you bunch of
cantankerous Komodos.
1579
01:10:54,956 --> 01:10:57,859
Now, this can go
one of two ways.
1580
01:10:57,892 --> 01:11:01,997
The easy way, in which
you surrender willingly,
1581
01:11:02,031 --> 01:11:06,202
or the hard way,
where you surrender woundedly.
1582
01:11:06,235 --> 01:11:09,038
The choice is yours.
1583
01:11:12,108 --> 01:11:15,378
-(guards snarling)
-I was kidding! I was kidding!
1584
01:11:15,411 --> 01:11:18,913
(screaming)
1585
01:11:23,319 --> 01:11:25,187
Aw.
1586
01:11:25,221 --> 01:11:27,356
(screeching)
1587
01:11:27,390 --> 01:11:29,058
(guards grunting, screaming)
1588
01:11:29,091 --> 01:11:31,027
(yelping)
1589
01:11:31,060 --> 01:11:33,828
-Thanks, Ping.
-(screaming)
1590
01:11:36,565 --> 01:11:37,966
Run away!
1591
01:11:42,071 --> 01:11:42,904
(grunting)
1592
01:11:42,937 --> 01:11:45,840
Cannonball!
1593
01:11:45,874 --> 01:11:47,109
(guard grunts)
1594
01:11:47,143 --> 01:11:50,812
-(laughing)
-(guards grunting)
1595
01:11:52,415 --> 01:11:54,216
-(slurps)
-Oh. Is it too spicy?
1596
01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:57,119
Mm-mm. No.
It's got the perfect kick.
1597
01:11:57,153 --> 01:11:58,020
Ginseng.
1598
01:11:58,054 --> 01:12:00,922
That's the secret
to my mulberry punch.
1599
01:12:01,524 --> 01:12:03,858
(clamoring)
1600
01:12:07,363 --> 01:12:08,963
That panda was right.
1601
01:12:08,997 --> 01:12:10,566
More violence later is better.
1602
01:12:10,599 --> 01:12:14,170
BUNNIES:
Yay!
1603
01:12:18,307 --> 01:12:21,277
PO: I believe you have something
that belongs to me.
1604
01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:26,615
Can't you even die right?
1605
01:12:26,649 --> 01:12:28,384
Can't you even kill wrong?
1606
01:12:28,417 --> 01:12:30,919
No. (chuckles)
Wordplay didn't come together.
1607
01:12:30,952 --> 01:12:32,421
Now, about that staff...
1608
01:12:34,490 --> 01:12:35,957
Take it.
1609
01:12:35,990 --> 01:12:38,927
I already have everything I need
from it anyway.
1610
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,097
I think this was destiny.
1611
01:12:41,130 --> 01:12:45,601
A final face-off
between formidable adversaries,
1612
01:12:45,634 --> 01:12:48,504
alike in so many ways.
1613
01:12:48,537 --> 01:12:50,139
If only I had a dumpling
for every time
1614
01:12:50,172 --> 01:12:52,375
a villain told me
how much we had in common.
1615
01:12:52,408 --> 01:12:55,211
It's true. We've both risen
to the highest of heights.
1616
01:12:55,244 --> 01:12:58,547
It's a shame only one of us
can come out on top.
1617
01:12:58,581 --> 01:12:59,682
It is a shame.
1618
01:12:59,715 --> 01:13:01,150
For you.
1619
01:13:01,183 --> 01:13:03,018
THE CHAMELEON:
My combined powers
1620
01:13:03,052 --> 01:13:06,055
of sorcery and kung fu
make me unstoppable.
1621
01:13:06,088 --> 01:13:07,456
And once I dispense with you,
1622
01:13:07,490 --> 01:13:10,626
I'll expand my rule
from Juniper City to...
1623
01:13:10,659 --> 01:13:12,128
Every other city
and town and village
1624
01:13:12,161 --> 01:13:14,263
from here to
the Valley of Peace and beyond.
1625
01:13:14,296 --> 01:13:15,431
Yeah, I know.
1626
01:13:15,464 --> 01:13:17,533
But how did you know?
1627
01:13:17,566 --> 01:13:19,201
I saw it in a vision.
1628
01:13:19,235 --> 01:13:21,903
'Cause I'm the Dragon Warrior.
1629
01:13:23,038 --> 01:13:24,573
For now, at least.
1630
01:13:24,607 --> 01:13:29,044
But I've realized that it's
probably time I made a change.
1631
01:13:29,078 --> 01:13:31,080
And so should you.
1632
01:13:31,113 --> 01:13:33,982
I'm The Chameleon.
I do nothing but change.
1633
01:13:34,016 --> 01:13:35,584
Only on the outside.
1634
01:13:35,618 --> 01:13:38,154
Real change happens from within.
1635
01:13:38,187 --> 01:13:40,423
And if we're really as alike
as you say,
1636
01:13:40,456 --> 01:13:43,125
then maybe we could both
let go of who we were
1637
01:13:43,159 --> 01:13:46,295
and become something better
than we already are.
1638
01:13:46,328 --> 01:13:47,530
What do you say?
1639
01:13:47,563 --> 01:13:48,664
I say...
1640
01:13:48,697 --> 01:13:50,232
(screeches)
1641
01:13:50,266 --> 01:13:51,333
(grunts)
1642
01:13:51,367 --> 01:13:53,135
Well, I saw that coming.
1643
01:13:55,104 --> 01:13:56,705
We're very proud of you.
1644
01:13:56,739 --> 01:13:58,073
You tried it our way.
1645
01:13:58,107 --> 01:14:00,042
Now try it yours.
1646
01:14:00,075 --> 01:14:02,378
BOTH:
Kick her butt.
1647
01:14:02,411 --> 01:14:04,413
I'm way ahead of you.
1648
01:14:04,447 --> 01:14:06,048
(grunting)
1649
01:14:10,486 --> 01:14:12,221
(grunts) Hmm?
1650
01:14:12,254 --> 01:14:14,290
Master Elephant's Trunk Twist?
1651
01:14:17,626 --> 01:14:20,196
Master Boar's Tusks of Terror!
1652
01:14:20,796 --> 01:14:23,432
Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury!
1653
01:14:23,466 --> 01:14:24,500
(screams)
1654
01:14:24,533 --> 01:14:26,000
(barks)
1655
01:14:26,035 --> 01:14:27,236
(bellows)
1656
01:14:27,269 --> 01:14:30,206
Ooh. Master Bull's
Horns of Doom!
1657
01:14:31,273 --> 01:14:32,408
(growling)
1658
01:14:32,441 --> 01:14:33,576
What?
1659
01:14:33,609 --> 01:14:35,010
(distorted):
Recognize this move?
1660
01:14:35,044 --> 01:14:36,412
(screams)
1661
01:14:36,445 --> 01:14:37,480
(panting)
1662
01:14:37,513 --> 01:14:38,647
Is that how I sound?
1663
01:14:38,681 --> 01:14:40,216
I don't sound like that, do I?
1664
01:14:40,249 --> 01:14:41,784
PO:
You didn't earn those skills!
1665
01:14:41,817 --> 01:14:43,352
You just stole 'em!
1666
01:14:43,385 --> 01:14:44,153
(grunting)
1667
01:14:44,186 --> 01:14:46,088
Give him a left.
A right. Uppercut.
1668
01:14:46,121 --> 01:14:48,090
-Which one are you rooting for?
-I'm not sure.
1669
01:14:48,123 --> 01:14:49,525
This is all very confusing.
1670
01:14:49,558 --> 01:14:52,394
I'm stronger than every opponent
you've ever faced,
1671
01:14:52,428 --> 01:14:56,031
because I am every opponent
you've ever faced.
1672
01:14:56,065 --> 01:14:58,300
Po! (yelling)
1673
01:14:58,334 --> 01:15:00,302
(yell fading)
1674
01:15:00,336 --> 01:15:01,403
(growls)
1675
01:15:02,471 --> 01:15:03,639
(chuckles nervously)
1676
01:15:03,672 --> 01:15:05,274
(clangs)
1677
01:15:07,643 --> 01:15:09,311
(grunts)
1678
01:15:09,345 --> 01:15:12,248
Whoa. I got to workshop
those heroic entrances.
1679
01:15:12,281 --> 01:15:14,250
Nah. It was just right.
1680
01:15:14,283 --> 01:15:15,784
(grunting)
1681
01:15:15,818 --> 01:15:17,686
(distorted):
I knew I should've left you
1682
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,522
to rot in the gutter
where you belong.
1683
01:15:19,555 --> 01:15:21,790
Better to rot in the gutter
than under your thumb.
1684
01:15:21,824 --> 01:15:23,692
(grunts, blows)
1685
01:15:23,726 --> 01:15:25,160
(grunts)
1686
01:15:30,099 --> 01:15:31,433
BOTH:
Hi-yah!
1687
01:15:31,467 --> 01:15:32,268
Two against one?
1688
01:15:32,301 --> 01:15:34,637
Well, now,
that doesn't seem fair.
1689
01:15:34,670 --> 01:15:37,573
I'll have to even the odds.
1690
01:15:37,606 --> 01:15:39,675
(distorted):
Master Cobra.
1691
01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:42,311
Master Osprey.
1692
01:15:42,344 --> 01:15:44,547
(echoing):
Master Scorpion.
1693
01:15:44,580 --> 01:15:46,549
Master Wolf.
1694
01:15:46,582 --> 01:15:48,817
General Kai.
1695
01:15:48,851 --> 01:15:50,452
Lord Shen.
1696
01:15:52,588 --> 01:15:54,557
(deep, distorted laugh)
1697
01:15:54,590 --> 01:15:57,593
That is awesome!
1698
01:15:58,294 --> 01:16:01,330
I mean, it's disturbing,
but it's awesome.
1699
01:16:01,363 --> 01:16:03,299
(roaring)
1700
01:16:08,604 --> 01:16:10,105
(shouts)
1701
01:16:10,573 --> 01:16:11,740
Whoa!
1702
01:16:11,774 --> 01:16:13,475
(screams)
1703
01:16:14,510 --> 01:16:16,345
(roaring)
1704
01:16:17,446 --> 01:16:18,814
Whoa!
1705
01:16:18,847 --> 01:16:21,483
Zhen!
1706
01:16:28,490 --> 01:16:30,192
(yelling)
1707
01:16:34,229 --> 01:16:36,398
(pained roaring)
1708
01:16:41,937 --> 01:16:43,539
Whoa, whoa!
1709
01:16:46,175 --> 01:16:48,410
(roaring)
1710
01:16:48,444 --> 01:16:50,879
(yelling)
1711
01:16:50,913 --> 01:16:53,549
(grunting)
1712
01:16:53,582 --> 01:16:54,883
(groans)
1713
01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:57,419
Po!
1714
01:17:00,522 --> 01:17:03,158
(distorted cackling)
1715
01:17:03,926 --> 01:17:05,761
(distorted):
I thought we were friends.
1716
01:17:05,794 --> 01:17:07,496
(gasps)
1717
01:17:07,529 --> 01:17:08,664
Stand back.
1718
01:17:08,697 --> 01:17:11,300
I'm gonna kick my butt.
1719
01:17:14,903 --> 01:17:16,672
(explosive booming)
1720
01:17:18,674 --> 01:17:19,675
(grunts)
1721
01:17:24,546 --> 01:17:25,714
Yah!
1722
01:17:33,422 --> 01:17:35,324
(grunting)
1723
01:17:48,904 --> 01:17:51,306
Whoa!
1724
01:17:54,677 --> 01:17:56,211
(yelling)
1725
01:17:56,245 --> 01:17:57,513
(distorted laughing)
1726
01:17:57,546 --> 01:17:59,615
(yelling)
1727
01:18:12,261 --> 01:18:13,962
(feet screech)
1728
01:18:13,996 --> 01:18:15,431
(sizzling)
1729
01:18:15,464 --> 01:18:16,532
(screams)
1730
01:18:16,565 --> 01:18:17,700
(blowing)
1731
01:18:24,007 --> 01:18:26,508
(grunting)
1732
01:18:28,777 --> 01:18:30,479
(grunting fiercely)
1733
01:18:32,815 --> 01:18:35,918
-Come on, Po. Get out of there.
-You have to do this.
1734
01:18:35,951 --> 01:18:37,386
I can't beat The Chameleon.
1735
01:18:37,419 --> 01:18:38,854
A wise old tortoise once told me
1736
01:18:38,887 --> 01:18:41,356
that you never know
what you can do until you do it.
1737
01:18:41,390 --> 01:18:43,425
The fate of the world
hangs in the balance,
1738
01:18:43,459 --> 01:18:45,994
and you're here giving me
life advice from a tortoise?
1739
01:18:46,029 --> 01:18:47,730
Be the pit, Zhen.
1740
01:18:47,763 --> 01:18:50,232
Be the pit.
1741
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:54,303
♪ ♪
1742
01:18:59,374 --> 01:19:01,477
And what do you think
you're doing?
1743
01:19:01,510 --> 01:19:03,278
Finishing what Po started.
1744
01:19:03,312 --> 01:19:06,015
Oh, please. How many times
do I have to tell you?
1745
01:19:06,049 --> 01:19:07,549
(grunts)
1746
01:19:07,583 --> 01:19:09,885
Don't slouch.
1747
01:19:09,918 --> 01:19:11,020
(grunts)
1748
01:19:11,054 --> 01:19:12,855
(gasping)
1749
01:19:14,057 --> 01:19:16,291
(grunting)
1750
01:19:19,461 --> 01:19:21,597
You ungrateful little urchin!
1751
01:19:21,630 --> 01:19:26,368
After all I've done for you,
you betray me for the panda?
1752
01:19:27,002 --> 01:19:28,771
First rule of the streets:
1753
01:19:28,804 --> 01:19:30,773
never trust anyone.
1754
01:19:30,806 --> 01:19:32,407
Ha! You can't defeat me.
1755
01:19:32,441 --> 01:19:34,043
I know all your moves.
1756
01:19:34,077 --> 01:19:35,778
Not this one.
1757
01:19:35,811 --> 01:19:38,647
Roll, stir,
1758
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:40,916
serve and ska-blam!
1759
01:19:40,949 --> 01:19:42,384
(roaring)
1760
01:19:42,951 --> 01:19:44,820
(screams)
1761
01:19:46,855 --> 01:19:49,058
-(cheering)
-(laughing) Yes!
1762
01:19:49,092 --> 01:19:52,828
Second rule:
someone always gets hurt.
1763
01:19:52,861 --> 01:19:54,630
Now, that's a cool move.
1764
01:19:54,663 --> 01:19:57,599
Po. You could've gotten out of
that cage anytime you wanted?
1765
01:19:57,633 --> 01:19:58,934
You faker.
1766
01:19:58,967 --> 01:20:00,636
It's not faking. It's Method.
1767
01:20:00,669 --> 01:20:03,806
Besides, how's a peach pit
ever supposed to become a tree
1768
01:20:03,839 --> 01:20:06,708
if you never give it
the chance to grow?
1769
01:20:08,477 --> 01:20:11,947
And, hey, you stirred faster
and rolled higher.
1770
01:20:11,980 --> 01:20:14,883
But for the last time,
the word is...
1771
01:20:14,917 --> 01:20:16,585
(growling)
1772
01:20:18,587 --> 01:20:19,655
(grunts)
1773
01:20:21,824 --> 01:20:23,126
..."skadoosh."
1774
01:20:23,159 --> 01:20:25,661
(explosive whooshing)
1775
01:20:25,694 --> 01:20:27,729
♪ ♪
1776
01:20:39,842 --> 01:20:41,710
(low growl)
1777
01:20:48,784 --> 01:20:51,753
Maybe Oogway was right
about you.
1778
01:20:53,689 --> 01:20:56,625
You aren't completely useless
after all.
1779
01:20:56,658 --> 01:20:59,494
Oh, my gosh, thank you so much.
1780
01:21:07,970 --> 01:21:09,538
(thieves cheering)
1781
01:21:09,571 --> 01:21:12,008
(laughs) That's my son!
1782
01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:13,475
Our son!
1783
01:21:14,177 --> 01:21:19,448
I think it's time
you send us home, panda.
1784
01:21:21,817 --> 01:21:23,819
(whooshing)
1785
01:21:23,852 --> 01:21:25,888
♪ ♪
1786
01:21:40,869 --> 01:21:42,905
♪ ♪
1787
01:21:52,814 --> 01:21:55,118
Zhen, do something!
1788
01:21:55,151 --> 01:21:56,685
Third rule:
1789
01:21:56,718 --> 01:21:59,688
no one's interested
in your feelings.
1790
01:22:03,259 --> 01:22:06,195
See you on the other side,
1791
01:22:06,229 --> 01:22:07,930
Dragon Warrior.
1792
01:22:07,963 --> 01:22:09,798
(The Chameleon screams)
1793
01:22:25,048 --> 01:22:27,449
♪ ♪
1794
01:22:29,685 --> 01:22:32,654
We packed some food
for your time in jail.
1795
01:22:32,688 --> 01:22:35,557
Let's hope it's not
your final meal.
1796
01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:36,992
Thanks, guys.
1797
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:39,228
I was thinking.
1798
01:22:39,262 --> 01:22:42,497
After I serve my time
and I'm a free fox again,
1799
01:22:42,531 --> 01:22:44,666
maybe I'll open
one of those acupuncture places
1800
01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:46,568
-that are all the rage.
-I think you're better suited
1801
01:22:46,601 --> 01:22:50,605
for a job with
a little more room for growth.
1802
01:22:53,309 --> 01:22:55,510
Jade Palace?
1803
01:22:56,979 --> 01:22:58,181
(sputters) Her?
1804
01:22:58,214 --> 01:22:59,982
Out of all the candidates
1805
01:23:00,016 --> 01:23:02,584
you choose to train
as your worthy successor,
1806
01:23:02,617 --> 01:23:04,220
you chose the fox?
1807
01:23:04,253 --> 01:23:06,155
You know when you know.
You know?
1808
01:23:06,189 --> 01:23:09,025
Fine, choose who you want.
A thief, a stick, a carrot.
1809
01:23:09,058 --> 01:23:10,726
I don't even know why I bother.
1810
01:23:10,759 --> 01:23:13,096
I'm going to go meditate,
a lot.
1811
01:23:15,697 --> 01:23:18,533
Don't worry. He'll come around.
1812
01:23:18,567 --> 01:23:19,935
Probably.
1813
01:23:19,968 --> 01:23:21,737
Maybe.
1814
01:23:21,770 --> 01:23:23,072
Hey.
1815
01:23:23,106 --> 01:23:24,940
You okay?
1816
01:23:24,973 --> 01:23:26,808
(sighs) He's right.
1817
01:23:26,842 --> 01:23:29,644
What about me says
I'm ready for this?
1818
01:23:29,678 --> 01:23:32,148
Well, as I learned from working
in my dad's kitchen,
1819
01:23:32,181 --> 01:23:34,583
sometimes the greatest dishes
1820
01:23:34,616 --> 01:23:36,885
come from
the most unlikely ingredients.
1821
01:23:36,918 --> 01:23:38,820
Hey, that's not bad.
1822
01:23:38,854 --> 01:23:40,722
Okay, I see you,
Spiritual Leader.
1823
01:23:40,756 --> 01:23:43,558
Yeah. I'm getting the hang of
this proverb thing.
1824
01:23:43,592 --> 01:23:45,194
One shouldn't do a deep squat
1825
01:23:45,228 --> 01:23:46,995
with a chopstick
in one's pocket.
1826
01:23:47,030 --> 01:23:48,997
You know, maybe you should
just stick to kicking butt.
1827
01:23:49,032 --> 01:23:50,299
Money can't buy happiness.
1828
01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:52,168
But it sure can buy
a lot of dumplings.
1829
01:23:52,201 --> 01:23:54,770
Why does it always come back
to dumplings with you?
1830
01:23:54,803 --> 01:23:56,738
When life gives you lemons,
1831
01:23:56,772 --> 01:23:59,775
make pear juice
and blow everyone's minds.
1832
01:23:59,808 --> 01:24:00,742
We get it.
1833
01:24:00,776 --> 01:24:03,979
You can't have your mooncake
and eat it, too.
1834
01:24:04,013 --> 01:24:05,814
Although, I guess
you could have mooncake
1835
01:24:05,847 --> 01:24:07,350
and then order mango pudding
on the side.
1836
01:24:07,383 --> 01:24:09,584
ZHEN: Can we just start
the training now?
1837
01:24:11,887 --> 01:24:14,190
Inner peace.
1838
01:24:14,223 --> 01:24:17,659
Inner peace. Inner peace.
1839
01:24:17,692 --> 01:24:19,095
Hey, Master Shifu.
1840
01:24:19,128 --> 01:24:20,862
-Look, there's two of us.
-You're doing great, Shifu.
1841
01:24:20,896 --> 01:24:22,331
You're not breathing
with your belly.
1842
01:24:22,365 --> 01:24:23,665
-You look a little tired.
-Are you tired?
1843
01:24:23,698 --> 01:24:25,234
(voices overlapping)
1844
01:24:25,268 --> 01:24:27,803
-You do look like a squirrel.
-Do you want a cookie?
1845
01:24:27,836 --> 01:24:29,805
(screams)
1846
01:24:29,838 --> 01:24:31,640
(panting)
1847
01:24:31,673 --> 01:24:34,709
(sighs) Inner peace.
1848
01:24:35,311 --> 01:24:37,646
Inner peace.
1849
01:24:38,713 --> 01:24:40,882
Inner peace.
1850
01:24:47,390 --> 01:24:48,857
("...Baby One More Time"
by Tenacious D playing)
1851
01:24:48,890 --> 01:24:50,859
Are you ready
to begin your training?
1852
01:24:50,892 --> 01:24:52,361
Are you?
1853
01:24:52,395 --> 01:24:55,098
Yes.
And I brought a little help.
1854
01:24:55,797 --> 01:25:00,369
♪ Oh, baby, baby,
how was I supposed to know ♪
1855
01:25:00,403 --> 01:25:01,870
Whoa.
1856
01:25:01,903 --> 01:25:04,639
♪ That something
wasn't right here? ♪
1857
01:25:05,740 --> 01:25:07,742
-♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
-Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
1858
01:25:07,776 --> 01:25:10,012
♪ I shouldn't have let you go ♪
1859
01:25:10,046 --> 01:25:11,680
Oh! Oh! Hot! Hot, hot!
1860
01:25:11,713 --> 01:25:14,850
♪ And now
you're out of sight, yeah ♪
1861
01:25:14,883 --> 01:25:17,253
♪ Show me
how you want it to be ♪
1862
01:25:17,286 --> 01:25:18,854
Oh... Whoa!
1863
01:25:18,887 --> 01:25:21,390
♪ Yeah, tell me, baby ♪
1864
01:25:21,424 --> 01:25:24,659
♪ 'Cause I need to know
now because ♪
1865
01:25:24,693 --> 01:25:28,264
♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪
1866
01:25:28,297 --> 01:25:29,265
♪ And I ♪
1867
01:25:29,298 --> 01:25:30,866
♪ I must confess ♪
1868
01:25:30,899 --> 01:25:33,001
♪ I still believe ♪
1869
01:25:33,035 --> 01:25:34,403
♪ Still believe ♪
1870
01:25:34,437 --> 01:25:37,772
♪ When I'm not with you,
I lose my mind ♪
1871
01:25:37,806 --> 01:25:41,676
♪ Give me a sign ♪
1872
01:25:41,710 --> 01:25:43,778
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1873
01:25:43,812 --> 01:25:45,148
-♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
-(laughs)
1874
01:25:45,181 --> 01:25:49,118
-♪ The reason I breathe is you ♪
-(screaming)
1875
01:25:50,886 --> 01:25:53,755
♪ Girl, you've got me blinded ♪
1876
01:25:53,788 --> 01:25:55,724
-♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪
-(yelling)
1877
01:25:55,757 --> 01:26:00,429
♪ There's nothing
that I wouldn't do ♪
1878
01:26:00,463 --> 01:26:02,764
♪ It's not the way
I planned it ♪
1879
01:26:02,797 --> 01:26:03,932
♪ Show me ♪
1880
01:26:03,965 --> 01:26:06,835
♪ How you want it to be ♪
1881
01:26:06,868 --> 01:26:09,438
-♪ Yeah, tell me, baby ♪
-(chuckles)
1882
01:26:09,472 --> 01:26:12,841
♪ 'Cause I need to know
now because ♪
1883
01:26:12,874 --> 01:26:16,179
♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪
1884
01:26:16,212 --> 01:26:17,779
♪ And I ♪
1885
01:26:17,812 --> 01:26:21,284
♪ I must confess
I still believe ♪
1886
01:26:21,317 --> 01:26:22,784
♪ Still believe ♪
1887
01:26:22,817 --> 01:26:25,454
♪ When I'm not with you,
I lose my mind ♪
1888
01:26:25,488 --> 01:26:29,258
♪ Give me a sign ♪
1889
01:26:29,292 --> 01:26:31,960
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1890
01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:34,796
♪ B-B-Baby, baby,ba-baby, b-b-baby ♪
1891
01:26:34,829 --> 01:26:36,499
♪ Hit me one more time ♪
1892
01:26:36,532 --> 01:26:38,167
♪ Hit me ♪
1893
01:26:38,201 --> 01:26:40,001
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1894
01:26:40,036 --> 01:26:42,804
-♪ One more time ♪
-♪ Hit me ♪
1895
01:26:42,837 --> 01:26:45,774
♪ Oh, ba-a-a... ♪
1896
01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:47,809
♪ Now, hit me, baby,
but not too hard ♪
1897
01:26:47,842 --> 01:26:50,912
♪ Hit me one more time ♪
1898
01:26:50,946 --> 01:26:53,382
♪ Hit me, baby,
but not too hard ♪
1899
01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:55,917
♪ One more time again ♪
1900
01:26:55,951 --> 01:27:01,823
♪ Oh, baby, baby,
how was I supposed to know ♪
1901
01:27:02,558 --> 01:27:05,794
♪ That something
wasn't right here? ♪
1902
01:27:05,827 --> 01:27:07,496
♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪
1903
01:27:07,530 --> 01:27:13,536
♪ I shouldn't have let you go ♪
1904
01:27:13,569 --> 01:27:15,837
♪ And I must confess ♪
1905
01:27:15,870 --> 01:27:18,474
♪ That my loneliness ♪
1906
01:27:18,507 --> 01:27:21,843
♪ Is killing me now ♪
1907
01:27:21,876 --> 01:27:23,246
♪ Don't you know ♪
1908
01:27:23,279 --> 01:27:25,348
♪ I still believe ♪
1909
01:27:25,381 --> 01:27:27,882
♪ That you will be here ♪
1910
01:27:27,916 --> 01:27:31,786
♪ And give me a sign ♪
1911
01:27:31,820 --> 01:27:34,323
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1912
01:27:34,357 --> 01:27:38,127
♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪
1913
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:39,362
♪ And I ♪
1914
01:27:39,395 --> 01:27:41,197
♪ I must confess ♪
1915
01:27:41,230 --> 01:27:42,897
♪ I still believe ♪
1916
01:27:42,931 --> 01:27:44,267
♪ Still believe ♪
1917
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:47,470
♪ When I'm not with you,
I lose my mind ♪
1918
01:27:47,503 --> 01:27:50,905
♪ Give me a sign ♪
1919
01:27:50,939 --> 01:27:53,476
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time. ♪
1920
01:27:53,509 --> 01:27:55,444
(song ends)
1921
01:27:55,478 --> 01:27:57,912
♪ ♪
1922
01:28:26,342 --> 01:28:28,377
♪ ♪
1923
01:28:58,374 --> 01:29:00,409
♪ ♪
1924
01:29:30,406 --> 01:29:32,441
♪ ♪
1925
01:30:02,438 --> 01:30:04,473
♪ ♪
1926
01:30:34,470 --> 01:30:36,505
♪ ♪
1927
01:31:06,502 --> 01:31:08,537
♪ ♪
1928
01:31:38,534 --> 01:31:40,569
♪ ♪
1929
01:32:10,566 --> 01:32:12,601
♪ ♪
1930
01:32:42,598 --> 01:32:44,633
♪ ♪
1931
01:33:14,630 --> 01:33:16,665
♪ ♪
1932
01:33:29,411 --> 01:33:31,480
(music ends)
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