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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:14,042 Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you try on one more? 2 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:15,604 It'll mean so much to my wife 3 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,343 when I surprise her on our anniversary. 4 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:18,714 Are you sure I'm the right size? 5 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:21,652 Oh, you're definitely in the ballpark, baby. 6 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:23,120 Okay. Be right back. 7 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:26,090 Jack. I've been looking all over for you. 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,554 I thought you hated shopping. 9 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:31,722 Oh, well, it's our anniversary, right? 10 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:33,592 What anniversary? 11 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:37,067 The six-month anniversary of our partnership, 12 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,798 and, well, I thought I'd look around 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,239 and find something nice and surprise you. Yeah. 14 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:46,108 That's so sweet. Well, perhaps we can celebrate after the Governor's party 15 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:47,908 with a game of chess and a glass of wine. 16 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:51,473 The Governor's party? Oh, no, I forgot about that stuffy brouhaha. 17 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,712 Do we have to go? Oh, you won't want to miss it. 18 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:54,947 The Governor's guest tonight 19 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:58,218 is millionaire Sultan Mohammed Kareem Abdul Ohmar Shariff Ali. 20 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,623 Wait a minute, he's the guy with the 70 wives. Uh-huh. 21 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:04,356 Oh, man, I'll bet he gets great group... discounts. 22 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:08,662 You think your wife would like this one, mister? 23 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,868 Thank you so much, Jack, but I already have a handkerchief. 24 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:17,132 She'll love it. 25 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,837 (ARABIC MUSIC PLAYING) 26 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:26,752 Oh, you're so handsome in your uniform. 27 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:35,620 Thank you for your kind invitation, Governor. 28 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:38,061 This meeting has been long overdue. 29 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:42,568 Indeed. And how lovely that all of your charming wives could come. 30 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:45,360 CROQUE: Emilia, my dear! 31 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,232 Governor. 32 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:50,834 Sultan, may I present Madame Emilia Rothschild 33 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:53,504 and her attaché, Monsieur Jacques Stiles. 34 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,013 It's a pleasure. 35 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:58,380 You remind me of a sunflower, my dear. 36 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,987 Oh, what a lovely thing to say. 37 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:05,149 Say, Ali Baba, understand you got quite the pad on the island here. 38 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,921 What do you say I come on over for a barbecue after happy hour? 39 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:10,224 You supply the buns. I'll be sure to bring the meat. 40 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,031 My apologies. The harem is sacred. 41 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:21,806 Only my wives and my guards are allowed inside its walls. 42 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:26,007 May I present two of my wives, 43 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,104 Petunia and Lilac. 44 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,445 Well, hubby here must have a pretty good memory 45 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,075 to remember the names of all of you, huh? 46 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,315 I choose their names myself when they marry me. 47 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:38,186 Each one after the flower they remind me of. 48 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,252 Oh, how clever. 49 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,419 The sooner you erase their former identities, 50 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,487 the easier it must be for you to control them. 51 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:03,612 Charming. 52 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:07,747 Say, which reminds me, Sulty, how do you put up with all the nagging? 53 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:09,786 Why not ask them? 54 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,614 This way, Mr. Stiles. 55 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:16,685 Governor, I have decided to allow your troops to re-supply 56 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,697 at any of my islands. 57 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,824 (EMILIA SCREAMING) You'll have a contractual agreement to sign 58 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:21,958 by tomorrow morning. 59 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:29,434 I must write to my brother at once! 60 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:32,676 Say, ladies, what's the rush? 61 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:35,639 Em? 62 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,153 Let me go at once! 63 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:52,989 May I present, dear husband, for your pleasure, 64 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,498 your new wife. 65 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:56,060 What? 66 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,368 Sunflower. 67 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,163 (GASPS) 68 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:17,085 (SINGING) In 1801, the Revolution had been won 69 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,215 And Uncle Sam's favorite son 70 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,157 Had a job he needed done 71 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:23,058 Which brought Jack to a lady 72 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,097 Both beautiful and smart 73 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:27,132 Who found his mix intriguing 74 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,225 A scoundrel with a heart! 75 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,935 From the Halls of Montezuma 76 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,703 To the shores of Tripoli 77 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,040 There was never a leatherneck braver 78 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,511 A daring dragoon is he! 79 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,707 He'll halt the bold advance 80 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,909 Of Napoleon's attack 81 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:47,077 There ain't a French or pirate rogue 82 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:50,088 Who don't know Jack! 83 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:52,948 From the Halls of Montezuma 84 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,153 To the shores of Tripoli 85 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,059 Sailin' 'round the bloody world 86 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,688 To defend democracy 87 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,097 And when ya need a fightin' man 88 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,828 To trust or watch your back 89 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,029 Just ask the bloke right next to ya 90 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:06,196 Damn right! 91 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:08,763 It's Jack! 92 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:18,783 Everyone, say hello to Sunflower. 93 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:21,846 WOMEN: Hello, Sunflower. 94 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:23,719 I demand to be released! 95 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,348 (WOMEN GASPING) 96 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:27,022 How cute. 97 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,425 Isn't my new wife adorable? 98 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,361 An excellent choice, dear husband. 99 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,962 Sunflower, this is Iris. 100 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:41,301 She will help you get acquainted with my tastes, so to speak. 101 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:46,234 Iris, perhaps you could give Sunflower a tour of her new home. 102 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:51,382 My name is Emilia Rothschild. 103 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:52,543 (WOMEN GASPING) 104 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:55,746 And you are so cute. 105 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:02,192 Come on. 106 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,666 Let's get something straight, right here. 107 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,328 Out there, he may be the boss, 108 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,804 but in here, you answer to me. 109 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,101 You got that? 110 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:16,873 It's quite a show you put on for him. 111 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,534 You'll be doing it, too. 112 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,807 But don't get too full of yourself, Sunflower. 113 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,076 You're just the flavor of the month. 114 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,414 I was the first woman he ever married. 115 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:30,319 Do I detect a note of pride behind that tragic fact? 116 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,819 You're one snobby bitch, aren't you? 117 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:33,950 (WOMEN GASPING) 118 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:35,823 But don't worry, I can fix it 119 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,795 so you can go home if you're not happy here. 120 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,388 ALL: Fight, fight! 121 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:42,832 Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! 122 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:46,269 What a pity that women of such obvious strength would turn on each other, 123 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,933 when their real problem's right outside that door! 124 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:50,737 (BOTH GRUNTING) 125 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:53,573 Now, then, 126 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:56,547 you can all choose to stay here in matrimonial slavery, 127 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,844 or you can follow me. 128 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,179 (GROANS) 129 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,485 Where do you think you're going? 130 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:06,252 I was just making sure somebody was standing here to... 131 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,618 To keep me from escaping. 132 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:19,360 Fellas. Say, brother, this where the Sultan lives? 133 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,769 Oh, this is just his vacation home, sir. 134 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,331 Good. Then I've come to the right place. 135 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:25,877 Look, he told me to stop by here for a job interview. 136 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,344 So, here I am. 137 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,404 Did he say for what position? 138 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,949 Well, after seeing his wives, 139 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,110 I was hoping to go through a variety of positions. 140 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,086 But, whatever you have open. 141 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:39,349 We do have an opening available for the harem security detail. 142 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,951 Let me get this straight. You get paid to watch 70 women? 143 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,621 Let me think about that. 144 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:45,721 Okay. 145 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,767 Well, if you come with me, we'll get you prepared for the main hall. 146 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:49,927 Okey-doke. 147 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:53,932 You know, I was just kidding about what I said before. 148 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:56,702 The Sultan's got nothing to worry about with me around his wives. 149 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,539 I'm sure you're right, sir. 150 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:02,206 Now, perhaps I can offer you a slug of whiskey to take the edge off 151 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:04,078 before I take the edge off. 152 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,780 Don't mind if I do. 153 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,385 Nothing like a full-service barber. 154 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:12,890 Hey, I'm thinking just a little off the top, if you don't mind. 155 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:16,156 I'm afraid I'm going to have to take off more than that. 156 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,526 What the Sam Hill is that? 157 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:23,098 The Sultans guards are composed entirely of eunuchs, sir, 158 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,330 so that they may not be clouded by temptation. 159 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:26,769 Surely the Sultan told you. 160 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,807 Ah, well... 161 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,207 Yeah, sure, I knew that. 162 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,642 But you don't have to worry about me. 163 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,510 See, I got that part all worked out. 164 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:38,311 I lost my chromedanglers during the war. 165 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:42,018 There I was, oiling my musket, when all of a sudden... 166 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:46,089 Well, let's just say everything went nuts. 167 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,994 Why didn't you say so? You poor man. 168 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,457 You can start today. 169 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,794 Thanks. 170 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,073 (ALL APPLAUDING) 171 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:08,210 Tell me, how are you enjoying your stay so far? 172 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,539 Well, let's see. 173 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:15,018 I find you to be an atrocious, patronizing swine 174 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:18,181 who obviously sees women as nothing more than 175 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:22,125 silly little playthings placed on the earth for your amusement. 176 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:25,494 Cute! Yes, you are. 177 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:28,462 If you get any more adorable, I'll explode. 178 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:32,229 JACK: Care for some more goat's milk, Sunflower? 179 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,499 You must be the new eunuch. 180 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:40,209 Yes. I'm here to fulfill your every desire, madam. 181 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:43,979 Have you ever done this before? 182 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:47,247 Oh, yeah. Don't worry about me. I'm on top of you. 183 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,678 It. I'm on top of it. 184 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,055 IRIS: Hmm. 185 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,927 There's something odd about you. 186 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,220 Oh? 187 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,027 Security check. 188 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,335 (JACK GASPS) 189 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,964 Holy moly. 190 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:25,854 (GROANS) 191 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,828 (WOMEN GROANING IN DISAPPOINTMENT) 192 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,862 Care for dessert, anyone? 193 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:41,071 That reminds me, the final order of business. 194 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,636 Gather round! 195 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,247 Congratulations, Sunflower. 196 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:01,555 Fate has chosen you for a higher calling. 197 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:05,155 Tonight, we mate. 198 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,664 JACK: Psst. 199 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,308 Oh, so good to see you, Jack. 200 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,211 All right, let's not get all mushy. Now, look, the way I see it, 201 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:30,187 we can sneak out of here at midnight when they switch the guards. 202 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,416 I can't leave. 203 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,514 Excuse me? 204 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,286 These women are slaves, Jack. We need to show them 205 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,726 they're capable of freeing themselves from the bosom of tyranny. 206 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,627 Look, the only bosom I'm busting out of here is yours. 207 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,359 Now, come on, let's get going already. 208 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,661 (GASPING) 209 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,626 Guards! Guards! 210 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,605 No package, no pain. 211 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,805 Well, at least you still have guts. 212 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:07,357 All right, baby, let's go! I can't, Jack. 213 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,793 I'm sorry. Oh, this ain't over, sister. 214 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,029 What is going on in here? 215 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:23,105 It pains me to have to tell you this, dear husband, 216 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,609 but Sunflower here was discovered plotting her escape 217 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,872 with the new eunuch. 218 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,471 Oh, preposterous! I'm still here, aren't I? 219 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,311 My cherished little Sunflower. 220 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,317 I wouldn't want you thinking I'm a monster. 221 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:40,659 All will be forgiven after we test drive my new mattress. 222 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,663 I cannot stop you from ravishing my body, Sultan, 223 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,393 but you will never lay claim to my heart. 224 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,363 I've heard enough. 225 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:55,897 Far be it from me to force a woman to act against her will. 226 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,907 Execute her at dawn! 227 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,603 (WOMEN GASPING) 228 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,225 Congratulations, Iris. 229 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:20,898 Within the hour you'll have the Sultan all to yourself again. 230 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,662 Don't presume to know anything about me. 231 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,632 You're in love with him, aren't you? 232 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,035 That's why you won't leave. 233 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,907 I was once, a long time ago. 234 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,573 As I said, I was the first he ever married. 235 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,017 Which makes you the best hope to stand up to him. 236 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,815 You've had his ear the longest. 237 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:45,152 I mean, why not claim the life you deserve? 238 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,021 And what life would that be? 239 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,625 A life of independence, and the right to choose your husband. 240 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,459 A pleasant delusion. 241 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,796 But you seem to forget that disobeying the Sultan 242 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,701 is a crime punishable by death, 243 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,931 as you will soon discover. 244 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:10,940 Well, I hope you can live with my death on your conscience. 245 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,142 I really do. 246 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,083 Good speech, Em. If I had a bra, I'd burn it. 247 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,952 Jack! How long have you been there? 248 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,225 Long enough to know if busting you out of here means busting them out, too, 249 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,595 well, so be it. 250 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,601 I'm sorry I ruined your carefully crafted escape plan. 251 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:34,332 Don't sweat it. It was too much to expect me to pass for a stinking eunuch anyway. 252 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,737 Can we get back on track, Jack? 253 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,902 All right, all right, look, I happen to know a certain masked crusader in these parts 254 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,138 who can put a door in that wall of guards, 255 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,770 but you gotta lead those women through it. 256 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,040 If I can just get through to Iris, the rest of the harem will follow. 257 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,745 The palace is very well guarded. 258 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,152 You'll need a huge distraction to occupy his guards. 259 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,554 Don't you worry about a thing, baby. I got just the ticket. 260 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,560 Hey, is trash day Wednesday or Thursday? 261 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,892 You're so cute. 262 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,697 What a shame you have to die. 263 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,766 Oh, well. 264 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,638 Don't I get any last words? 265 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:18,810 Ladies, it was Socrates who once said, 266 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:22,149 "It is now time to depart, for me to die, 267 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,549 "for you to live. 268 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,452 "But which is going to a better state 269 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,620 "is unknown to everyone but God." 270 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,959 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 271 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:39,093 Mon Gouverneur, the treaty has arrived from the Sultan's palace. 272 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,467 Fabulous. 273 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,635 Mark this day on your calendar, Brogard. 274 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:49,374 Oui, mon Gouverneur. A great day in French history. 275 00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,612 Once I affix my signature to this treaty, 276 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,281 the alliance between la France and Sultan Mohammed Kareem Abdul Ohmar Shariff Ali 277 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,290 will be complete, 278 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:04,853 and Napoleon's armies will be strategically placed across the globe. 279 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,560 Papers, please. Thank you very much. Coming through. 280 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,128 Catch me if you can. 281 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,573 The Dragoon! 282 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:17,733 After him! 283 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,868 Oui, mon Capitaine! 284 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,037 We didn't land on the altar of marriage. 285 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,240 The altar of marriage landed on us. 286 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:28,816 And so, in closing, I say that if freedom can only come to me through death, 287 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,683 then death shall it be. 288 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,185 You really are a tasty little peanut. 289 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,154 I will miss you. 290 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,964 Come on. 291 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,565 BROGARD: After him! 292 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,040 After him! 293 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,111 After him! 294 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,476 (SHRIEKS) 295 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,191 Come on, guys, pick up the pace. 296 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,659 Come on, you idiots! 297 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,565 (WOMEN GASP) IRIS: Wait! 298 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,540 How dare you interrupt my execution, Iris? 299 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,669 Stick it up your keister, Mohammed. I'm talking here. 300 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:31,943 This prissy blonde annoys me as much as she annoys the rest of you. 301 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:36,644 But I'm not too proud to admit she has a point. 302 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,155 (ALL MURMURING) 303 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,219 I could have you executed, Iris. 304 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,885 The name is Sheba. 305 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:47,056 Not Iris, not Daffodil. 306 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,094 Sheba. 307 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,700 You called me by name once, remember? 308 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,597 When we first met. 309 00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,575 That was the only time I ever felt like a woman around you, 310 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,307 and not your property. 311 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:06,610 And if the rest of you don't want to forget your names for good, 312 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,846 you'll stand with me now. 313 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,851 Listen to her. 314 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,188 Aren't you tired of being a number? 315 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,491 And aren't you tired of faking it in the sack? 316 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,758 WOMAN 1: Oh, yeah! WOMAN 2: Yes. 317 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,766 Guards, gag her! 318 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,267 Yes, Sultan. 319 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,803 Sorry to interrupt, Your Sultan-ness, 320 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,537 but I think the French have double-crossed you. 321 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,306 What? I don't believe this. 322 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,315 Oh? Then how do you explain the battalion of troops storming your palace? 323 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,748 I thought you might like that back. 324 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,287 Traitors! Kill them! 325 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:49,822 Attaboy! 326 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,832 You know, I like your style, but your execution's all wrong. 327 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,498 Okay, come on, sister. We've got some women to lib. 328 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,702 Ladies, follow us! The road to freedom awaits! 329 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:09,213 JACK: Okay, ladies, right this way. Come on. Go, go, go, go! 330 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,651 Hurry! Come on, ladies! 331 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,659 Iris, just you and me together, forever? 332 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,824 Stick it, slick. And for the last time, the name is Sheba. 333 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,094 (EXCLAIMS) 334 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,465 This way! 335 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,470 (ALL CHEERING) 336 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,798 WOMEN: We're free, we're free! 337 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:39,069 Anyone needs a place to stay, please do not hesitate to ask, all right? 338 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,304 There you go. 339 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,711 Is he a friend of yours? 340 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:46,182 Oh, more often than not. 341 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:49,379 You hold onto him. Good men are hard to find. 342 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,887 Thank you for saving my life, Sheba. 343 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,984 Oh, no. Thank you for saving mine. 344 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,394 Take care, Sheba. 345 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,098 Wow. 346 00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,043 Well, another day well spent, Jack, 347 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,807 thwarting French imperialism and standing up for women's rights. 348 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,007 Hear, hear. 349 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:20,677 Hey, just imagine the kind of alimony payments the Sultan's in for. 350 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,182 What are you hiding there? 351 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:28,325 Well, it is the six-month anniversary of you bossing me around, remember? 352 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:35,392 Well, I'm glad to see the day's events have inflamed your feminism, Jack. 353 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,935 That's just the wrapping, Em. Look inside. 354 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,773 Now, turn it over. 355 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,836 "To my partner, 356 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,338 "the only one who can get a rise out of me. 357 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,575 "Your favorite eunuch, Jack." 358 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,484 It's beautiful. 359 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,420 It better be. It cost me two months' salary. 360 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,159 Hey, since you didn't lose your head today, 361 00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:03,990 what do you say we celebrate, Rothschild style? 362 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,120 Oh, with a game of chess. 363 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,664 And a bottle of wine. 364 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,165 Now, you just sit tight, and I'll be back 365 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,793 before you can say "unique eunuch" ten times real fast. 366 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,706 Unique eunuch, unique eunuch. 27607

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