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Oh, yeah, of course,
sweetie.
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Can't wait
to see you, too.
3
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Oh, and you know
that sexy push-up bra
I like?
4
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Yeah, the one with
the lace and leather.
5
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I'll be wearing that
when you get here.
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Bye, baby.
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Who is that, mr. Hero?
8
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Ah, this chick
I used to bang
in superhero school.
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She's coming
for a visit.
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Are you her boyfriend?
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Well, I'm more of her
backrub buddy.
12
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Hey, kids, captain hero
here with getting laid
tip 213...
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The backrub buddy.
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Find a chick who's
just been dumped,
and comfort her
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By massaging
her shoulders,
and soon...
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She'll be massaging
your prostate.
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Observe.
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Oh, wooldoor,
I'm so sorry
19
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Your boyfriend chip
dumped your ass.
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I don't have
a boyfriend.
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Exactly.
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Chip never existed.
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Ahh.
How does that feel?
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Ohh.
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Captain hero?
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Yes, wooldoor.
27
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I want you inside me.
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Class dismissed.
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[ling-ling
speaking japanese]
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[gasps] that is my old
band the foxxy 5!
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Announcer:
welcome back to...
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From 1984 to 3 weeks later,
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The foxxy 5's
funk-basted grooves
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Led them to the top
of the charts.
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But their
backstage cat fighting
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Ultimately led to
the band's demise.
37
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Today,
these one-hit nobodies
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Are on the "no one cares"
train to nowheresville.
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What the--
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Foxxy ain't
no washed-up star!
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Um, sorry to break
the news, foxxy,
42
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But you've been washed,
dried, and lightly starched.
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
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[speaking japanese]
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Foxxy: I couldn't believe
everybody thought I
was yesterday's news.
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Sure the foxxy 5 ain't
had a hit in 20 years
48
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But our message
is still fresh.
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Have lots of
unprotected sex,
and defeat the soviet union.
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Screw you guys!
51
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Foxxy's gonna' prove
to y'all she ain't
no has-been!
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She is an is-be!
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[both laughing]
54
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What's up, momma?
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Oh! Captain hero!
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Oh, baby!
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I missed you more
than a retard
misses the point.
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What do you mean?
59
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I sure could use one of
your infamous backrubs.
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I just got dumped.
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Hard.
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Well, wooldoor,
duty calls.
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Uh, wait, are you
going to sleep with her,
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Or are you
going to make a poopy?
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If all goes well...
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Both.
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Foxxy: to get back on top,
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I had to reunite the band.
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Foxxy had to swallow
the saltiest thing of all--
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Her pride.
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Gir--
gir--
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Gir--
gir--
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Gir--
gir--
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Gir--
girl!
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Man, I miss you guys.
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I don't know why
we ever broke up.
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Ohh! How you doing,
player?
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He ain't
looking at you, love!
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He wasn't looking at
your fat ass.
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What did you call
me?
Step off!
81
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Bring it!
Gir--
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Drop it like it's hot!
Can I get a witness?
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Holla!
Hey, hey, hey!
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Hold up!
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Foxxies, ain't y'all
tired of people
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Thinking we has-beens?
87
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Now, I know things were
said, feelings was hurt,
88
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Kidneys were shived,
boyfriends was anal,
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Brakes was cut,
and fetuses were abducted.
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But if we put aside
our differences
and work together,
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We can make it
back to the top.
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Foxxy's right.
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I don't want to be
a has-been.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Let's have
a toast, sisters,
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To the foxxy 5
getting back together.
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[clank]
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Now, let's get
this party started!
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[dance music playing]
100
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Now, doesn't that
feel better?
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Mm-hmm.
102
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My god! Look at you
in this light!
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You're absolutely
stunning!
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My back isn't
the only part of my body
105
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That's got knots.
106
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Well, I know how
to take care of that.
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[both moaning]
108
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Ooh, you like that, huh?
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Then you're
going to love this!
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[moaning]
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Oh, yeah, right there.
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You like that, too,
don't you?
Yeah!
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Yeah. Then you're
going to go ga-ga
over this!
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[spank]
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Oh!
Yeah.
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Oh, god, hero!
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Do you remember
when we were back in
superhero u. Together?
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, god!
119
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And remember
how we made that pact
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That if we were
still single
when we turned 30,
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We promised to marry
each other?
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, god! Well,
happy birthday to me!
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I'm 30 years old today!
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And the pact
still stands!
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Oh, god!
We're getting married!
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We're getting married!
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[deflating]
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[crowing]
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Oh, could you turn down
that tv, y'all.
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Foxxy partied a little
too hard last night.
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Ooh, I can't believe
I can hold that much beer.
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[groaning]
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[bottles clinking]
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[yelling and grunting]
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[clinking]
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[grunting]
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When I left the club,
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My sisters were still
partying their asses off!
140
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Looks like the foxxy 5
is back!
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Announcer: we now interrupt
the president's speech
with an important--
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Now where they at?
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News flash.
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If there's a heaven
for losers and has-beens,
145
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Then move over mozart.
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The foxxy 5
is finally home--
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What the hell
did that mean?
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Meaning 4 band members
were mowed down
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Outside a club
early this morning
in a tragic hit-and-run.
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Oh, lordy!
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Foxxy love,
who was not present,
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Is presumed to still be
alive and still be black.
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Therefore, she is considered
armed and dangerous.
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You racist asshole.
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Hmm...
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I wasn't sure
if unusually
flexible girl
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Was serious
about getting married.
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But then I saw something
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That, like, totally
freaked me out.
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[gasps] what?
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"I'm marrying her--"
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"ro!"
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That's the most
disgustingly clever tattoo
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I've ever seen!
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There's no way
I was marrying
that crazy chick.
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The only thing
this superhero
is married to is his work.
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And possibly
a filipino transvestite
in albany.
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Oh! That was one crazy
yom kippur.
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It was my idea to get
the band back together.
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And now they's dead.
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Dead.
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Spanky: poor has-been.
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I know firsthand what
it's like to lose a friend.
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I lose 2 or 3
of them everyday.
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[ taps playing]
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But through my personal
form of self-expression,
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The scent of their
memory lives on.
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Yeah. I'm gonna miss
those guys.
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Listen, babe,
I know how you feel.
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But your friends'
memories can live on
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Through your music.
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Don't nobody care
about my music no more.
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Ah, come on, that's the
champelle talking, foxxy!
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Some of the greatest songs
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Have been born
from tragic deaths.
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Think candle in the wind.
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Think tears in heaven.
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Think, grandma got run over
by a reindeer.
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[plays rim shot]
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Maybe you're right, spanky.
Thank you.
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Now, I just hope
I still remember
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How to play
the jingle frisbee.
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[random noises]
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[jingles]
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Choir: ¶ hallelujah ¶
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Oh, wooldoor, you charming
little simpleton,
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Tell that crazy girl
I am not marrying her.
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I'm not comfortable
doing that.
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Would you be
more comfortable
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If I broke your arm
in 3 places
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And wrapped then
it in $100 bills?
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Are you threatening
me...
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Or bribing me?
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What an insulting
accusation!
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Take that back before
I pull out your spleen
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And then drive you
to the hospital
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In your brand new car.
208
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Why?!
209
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Why doesn't captain hero
want to marry me?
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Why doesn't anyone
love me?
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I'm so alone.
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You're not alone.
You've got me.
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I don't want to end up
like nana.
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She spent her
final years alone
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In a dank, smelly
nursing home
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With nobody around
to say, "I love you."
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By the time I got back
from spring break 2003
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Daytona beach mtv
monster party jam week,
219
00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,678
She was dead!
220
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,079
That's horrible.
221
00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,414
I don't want
to die alone.
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I don't want
to die alone either.
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We have no choice!
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We have to do something!
Like what?
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Like get married!
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I do!
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You hear that everyone?
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I'm marrying...
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What was
your name again?
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[whispering]
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I'm marrying wooldoor!
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[laser beam fires
and man gulps]
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Everybody,
wooldoor and I
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Have something
very important to announce.
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We're getting married!
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I can't believe you're
marrying another.
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How will I ever go on?
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I am so sorry, captain,
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I hope we can
still be friends.
240
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
241
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This is so wonderful!
242
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Now everybody's happy!
243
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[chopin's funeral March
plays]
244
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[ling-ling
speaking japanese]
245
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Oh, I can't do this.
246
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,336
I been working on
these lyrics all night,
247
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,472
And I gots nothing.
248
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,909
Foxxy! Put down
the notebook.
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Let the lyrics
bloom forth
250
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Like blossoms
from your broken soul.
251
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Ok, spanky.
252
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,953
I's is ready now.
253
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¶ sally popped the hood,
bloody guts and pain ¶
254
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¶ squishy, squishy.
My, oh, my ¶
255
00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:31,397
¶ compound fracture,
punctured lung,
bashed in brains ¶
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¶ squishy, squishy,
yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
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Free from
the suffocating grip
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Of unusually flexible girl,
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00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,338
I was able
to sit back, relax,
260
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,107
And enjoy watching
wooldoor ruin
the rest of his life.
261
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,842
Uh, you're so annoying!
262
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,678
Hey, captain hero,
263
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,880
What would you do
if we were getting married
264
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,782
And my parents
were paying for everything.
265
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,584
Would we have to put
your parents' name
on the invitation?
266
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,253
If it were me?
267
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,305
Yaa!
268
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,506
[beeps]
269
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,308
Unusually flexible girl:
captain hero, hello!
270
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,477
Oh, well, it's not me,
thank god.
271
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,378
But if it were me,
272
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:22,548
I would want
my parents' name on there.
273
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,550
Because they'd be
so proud.
274
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,819
Had I made
a terrible mistake?
275
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,321
Should I be the one
picking out
wedding invitations?
276
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,857
Should I be the one choosing
floral arrangements?
277
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,992
Should I be the one
alienating her parents
278
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,695
Because I don't want
to be married
in their church of lies?!
279
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,198
You two make
a beautiful couple.
280
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,234
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a previous engagement.
281
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:43,902
[groans]
282
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,004
[whimpers]
283
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,172
You made it!
284
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,375
Oh, my god, I'm on the
picture square!
285
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,578
¶ sally popped the hood,
bloody guts and pain ¶
286
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,347
¶ squishy, squishy,
my, oh, my ¶
287
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,317
¶ compound fracture,
punctured lung,
bashed in brains ¶
288
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,387
¶ squishy, squishy,
yeah, yeah, yeah. ¶
289
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,289
¶ crunchy, cracky, smacky,
wacky, all that's left ¶
290
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,359
¶ his best friend couldn't
top an asphalt death ¶
291
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:11,196
¶ hey, crashy, smashy ¶
292
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,898
¶ crash and die ¶
293
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,199
¶ my, oh, my ¶
294
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,201
¶ crash and die ¶
295
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,369
¶ yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
296
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,004
¶ crash and die ¶
297
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,205
¶ my, oh, my ¶
298
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,207
¶ crash and die ¶
299
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,678
Foxxy: yeah, baby,
a star is reborn!
300
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,813
Oh, come on, let's go
out and celebrate.
301
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,314
And I will drive.
302
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,983
You know I ain't been
out of this house
303
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,518
Since the night
those has-beens
got run over?
304
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,154
Number one, fool!
Number one!
305
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,389
Oh!
Aah!
306
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,391
Foxxy.
Why you do this to us?
307
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,393
Why you run us over?
Hey, hey, hey.
308
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,995
Oh, lordy!
309
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,997
Oh, ho, ho.
You black people
310
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,433
And your gaudy
hood ornaments.
311
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,271
Foxxy.
Why you do this to us?
312
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,306
Why you run us over?
Hey, hey, hey.
313
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,941
I need to call an ambulance!
314
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,409
[gasps]
315
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:02,247
Oh, girls, I am so sorry.
I never shoulda been
drinking and driving.
316
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,550
That is the last time
I mix liquor and beer
317
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,720
And cough syrup and
kool aid and grape kool aid
and lemon pledge.
318
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,421
And this time I mean it.
319
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,290
Woman: 911 emergency
dispatch.
320
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,592
Yes, um, I need a--
[beep]
321
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,928
Uh, hold on.
That's the other line.
322
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,162
Yello!
323
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,431
[gasps] oh, shark bear,
324
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,633
President of
lock down records?
325
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,901
What's that?
326
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,069
A record deal?
327
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,404
Oh, my god!
328
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,072
Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about!
329
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,240
Foxxy...
330
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,508
Why you do this to us?
331
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,243
Please, help us.
332
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,779
Hey, hey, hey!
333
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,981
Foxxy found herself
in a pickle,
334
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,117
Instead of the other
way around.
335
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,153
If the world finds out
my girls were still alive,
336
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,155
There'd be no tragedy...
337
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,057
Which mean no album.
338
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,960
But foxxy had to do
the right thing.
339
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,162
Hello, 911?
340
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,398
I'm calling
to report a hit.
341
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,534
A number one hit
by foxxy love!
342
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,206
Hey, hey, hey!
343
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:05,511
Oh, why oh why did
I break it off with
unusually flexible girl?
344
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,613
This was the biggest
mistake of my life.
345
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,415
Even bigger than that
unfortunate incident
346
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,883
With that
trick-or-treating kid.
347
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:14,620
Why would you dress
like aqua man if you
can't breathe under water?
348
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,989
Oh, you poor baby.
349
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:17,823
Ahh.
350
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,525
She was the best thing
in my life.
351
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,727
And now she's marrying
wooldoor.
352
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,531
Oh, that feels great,
xandir.
353
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,866
I'm so relaxed.
354
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,804
[soothing music playing]
355
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:47,252
Well, now see,
didn't that movie
cheer you up?
356
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,488
I'm afraid not,
357
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,256
But thanks for trying,
buddy.
358
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,925
Oh, I'm sorry.
359
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,627
Oh, maybe you should
just tell her
how you feel.
360
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,664
Wait, I have
an even better idea.
361
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:06,305
I'm not sure how putting
deaf people in zoos will
help you get your girl back.
362
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,340
Damn it
you're right!
363
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:12,444
Ooh, but I know what will.
364
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,446
[reedy voice]
hello there,
unusually flexible girl,
365
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,548
It is I,
wooldoor sockbat here
366
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,018
To say hello to you,
my soon-to-be wife.
367
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,819
Wooldoor, you're
not supposed to see me
368
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,488
In my dress
before the wedding.
369
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,124
Are you sure
you should be wearing
a white dress?
370
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,059
I mean,
you are a huge slut.
371
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,428
Wooldoor, you shouldn't
speak to me like that.
372
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,764
But that is how I,
wooldoor sockbat,
373
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,066
Believe a husband should
speak to his wife.
374
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,934
And, of course,
he should pee on her.
375
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,205
Looks more like a yellow
wedding. Ha ha ha!
376
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,375
Stop it this instant!
Gross! Stop it!
377
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,378
Foxxy had finally made it
back to the top.
378
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,415
And like those assholes
who died on mt. Everest,
379
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,283
I intended to stay there.
380
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,124
Spanky, I just cut
my next single.
381
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,392
Listen to this.
382
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,494
[foxxy's song plays]
383
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,665
[farting sounds]
384
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,467
What the hell is that?
385
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,769
I sampled your farts,
spanky!
386
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,771
[farting sounds]
387
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,941
And now people are going
to think it's like
a brand new song!
388
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,077
How dare you!
389
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,845
Aah!
390
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,281
Those farts are meant
to keep the personal memory
391
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,016
Of my fallen
brethren alive,
392
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,252
Not to be packaged and sold
for fame and fortune.
393
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,922
That's not how spanky do!
394
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:33,092
[gasps]
395
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,860
Hmm.
396
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,663
Yes, any minute now,
397
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:41,433
Unusually flexible girl
was going to dump wooldoor.
398
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,769
There you are,
wooldoor jebediah sockbat.
399
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,472
Holy shit,
what happened?
400
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,307
[moaning]
401
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,641
Oh, baby.
402
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,044
Last night
was so hot!
403
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,645
Wh--how do you mean?
404
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,913
Yeah.
405
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:57,649
Wooldoor drowned me
in a yellow fountain
of passion
406
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,586
The likes of which
I've never felt.
407
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,222
And he cured
my athlete's foot.
408
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:06,325
I have never been
so turned on in my life!
409
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,694
Let's go upstairs, stud.
410
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,996
Wooldoor: okie dokie.
411
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,432
Captain hero:
this was the biggest
mistake of my life.
412
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,301
Xandir: well,
maybe you should just
tell her how you feel.
413
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,569
Foxxy:
hey, hey, hey.
414
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,139
Unusually flexible
girl, wait.
415
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,808
I am the one you
should be marrying,
416
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,177
Not wooldoor.
417
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,713
It was you, wasn't it?
418
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,748
You're the one
who showered me
419
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,116
With golden affection.
420
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,418
That's right, baby.
421
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,819
I've always loved ya.
422
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,488
Captain hero!
How could you?
423
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,791
[crying]
424
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,225
After the wedding,
we can move in
425
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,061
With my mother,
unusually jewish woman,
426
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,663
And you can go into
my father's business.
427
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:46,532
[deflating]
428
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,336
[fart song playing]
429
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,338
I thought a lot
about what spanky said.
430
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,407
Maybe I was no better
than that asshole
elton john.
431
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,210
I had to apologize
to my girls
432
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,478
And set them free.
433
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,583
Aah!
434
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,118
[crying]
435
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,319
Get out!
436
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,355
I hate you!
I hate you!
437
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,056
Listen, brougham,
I've thought it over,
438
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,725
And you can totally
have her back.
439
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,093
Really?
440
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,595
Yeah, I just wanted her
because I couldn't
have her.
441
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,597
And now that I have her,
I don't want her.
442
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,898
It's just like the time
443
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,633
I was all excited
to catch herpes.
444
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,103
Really? Whoo!
445
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,738
¶ la la la la ¶
446
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,972
¶ la la la la ¶
447
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:28,474
¶ la la la la ¶
448
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,875
¶ la la la la ¶
449
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:30,976
Whoo! Whoo!
450
00:18:31,011 --> 00:18:33,212
Wait. Now that
I can have her,
451
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,546
I don't want her.
452
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,081
Guess I'm
just like you.
453
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,349
That means
I can fly!
454
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,351
Whee!
455
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,753
I still
don't want her.
456
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,087
Oh, come on.
You're the one
457
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,489
Who promised
to marry her.
458
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,758
You're the one
who promised
to marry her first.
459
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,792
And third.
460
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,627
Don't make me
kick your ass.
461
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,462
Don't make me
suck your dick.
462
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,197
Don't make me cuddle you
like a baby.
463
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,233
Don't make me
suck your dick.
464
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,201
Oh! Oh!
465
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,204
All I wanted
was someone
to grow old with.
466
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,307
Now, because
of you two assholes,
467
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,343
I'm gonna die alone!
468
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,378
Just like nana!
469
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,047
[sobbing]
470
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,784
Why doesn't
anyone love me?
471
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,186
[sobbing]
472
00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:18,090
Spanky,
the girls is gone!
473
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,591
Everybody gonna know
what I did!
474
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,926
I'm ruined!
475
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,128
Yeah,
no kidding? Look.
476
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,631
Announcer: in a now where
they at? Update,
477
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,400
Foxxy love has been bounced
from the top spot
478
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,236
To make room for the realest
act you've ever seen.
479
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,871
Here they are
with their newest single,
480
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,406
The foxxy 4.
481
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:38,010
¶ the drunken fish ran us
down with her hoopty ¶
482
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,378
¶ hey, hey, hey ¶
483
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,413
Guess I'm
all washed up again.
484
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,515
I can't be too upset.
485
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,917
I deserve this.
486
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,051
Sorry, babe.
487
00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:47,419
But look
on the bright side.
488
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,254
At least you invested
your money wisely
489
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,591
Instead of wasting it all
on flashy tooth jewelry.
490
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,859
Right, foxxy?
491
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:58,831
Unusually flexible girl:
get off me!
492
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,833
We're sorry,
unusually
flexible girl.
493
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,967
Come on.
Let's go inside
494
00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:02,735
And talk about this.
495
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,403
No. You guys
are so mean to me.
496
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,205
Oh, come on,
you crazy bitch.
497
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,706
You know
we both love you.
498
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:09,208
Really?
499
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,443
Both of you love me?
500
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,545
Have you noticed
that we haven't
been getting
501
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,947
Any screen time
this week?
502
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,281
Well, uh, duh!
503
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,217
That's because we've been
in the basement all week
504
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,452
Making this awesome
potato gun!
505
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,655
Are you sure
this is safe?
506
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,290
Oh, yeah. Sure.
507
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,192
Ooh!
508
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,360
I'm so happy you--
509
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,930
Wooldoor: uh-oh.
Ooh.
510
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:32,965
Hmm.
511
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,201
[stretching]
512
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,103
[siren]
513
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,640
[french music plays]
514
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,643
[african music plays]
515
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,312
[slavic music plays]
516
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,448
[chinese music plays]
517
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,821
Oh, my god!
518
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,322
This is terrible!
519
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,424
She's dead!
520
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,725
And it's all
our fault!
521
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,959
Hold on,
little fella.
522
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:01,527
Huh?
523
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,628
While we can't be proud
524
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,663
Of the way we passed
her back and forth
525
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:05,998
Like a used condom,
526
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,133
We can be proud
of one thing.
527
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:10,135
We gave her a potato
instead of a face?
528
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,637
No.
529
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,473
We saved her
from the one thing
she feared most.
530
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,475
We didn't let her...
531
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,877
Die alone.
532
00:21:18,912 --> 00:21:20,646
Aw, and look.
533
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,814
She's smiling.
534
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,451
We are good people.
535
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,055
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536
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,095
[somber music playing]
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