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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 4 00:01:02,693 --> 00:01:05,613 „# Baby, if you thought that I was trouble #” 5 00:01:05,696 --> 00:01:08,115 „# Then you're gonna hate what's coming next #” 6 00:01:08,199 --> 00:01:10,993 „# Kinda like your worst nightmare but double #” 7 00:01:11,076 --> 00:01:13,621 „# Is that an angel? No, it's your ex #” 8 00:01:13,704 --> 00:01:16,248 „# Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? #” 9 00:01:16,332 --> 00:01:18,375 „# I don't think you knew just what you'd done #” 10 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:22,797 „# Whoa, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde... #” 13 00:01:29,178 --> 00:01:31,055 Get off the stage, knobhead! 15 00:01:34,809 --> 00:01:36,727 What the fuck is going on? 16 00:01:36,811 --> 00:01:39,230 He looks like shit! 17 00:01:39,313 --> 00:01:41,649 - Get off! - Off! Off! Off! 18 00:01:41,732 --> 00:01:46,111 - Get off the stage! - Don't give him the mic. 19 00:01:46,737 --> 00:01:50,699 Sit down, dickhead! 20 00:02:00,459 --> 00:02:03,879 Happy graduation, honey! 22 00:02:31,991 --> 00:02:34,159 Double fudge chocolate gateau with cream. 23 00:02:34,243 --> 00:02:38,080 Shit. 24 00:02:38,664 --> 00:02:41,208 Now, I know what you're thinking. 25 00:02:41,292 --> 00:02:42,918 You're thinking that whatever this kid 26 00:02:43,002 --> 00:02:44,753 with the cracked glasses and busted-up lip 27 00:02:44,837 --> 00:02:48,048 who's about to be covered in cake and stinks like... 28 00:02:48,132 --> 00:02:51,343 ...yeah, shit, is about to do, 29 00:02:51,427 --> 00:02:54,680 he will regret this for the rest of his life. 30 00:02:54,763 --> 00:02:58,434 And you know what? You might be right. 31 00:02:58,517 --> 00:03:01,729 But here's the thing you need to know about being in love. 32 00:03:01,812 --> 00:03:03,856 Love is pain. 33 00:03:03,939 --> 00:03:05,357 Love is hurt. 34 00:03:06,525 --> 00:03:08,402 Love is... 35 00:03:08,485 --> 00:03:11,864 „# Sugar, spice and I'm nice, show me what you're made of #” 36 00:03:11,947 --> 00:03:14,950 „# Crazy, sexy, cool, baby, with or without make-up #” 37 00:03:15,034 --> 00:03:17,286 - „# Got nothing to prove... #” - Oh! 38 00:03:17,786 --> 00:03:18,787 Amelia Brown. 39 00:03:18,871 --> 00:03:21,248 - „# I'mma show you how I do... #” - Whoa! 40 00:03:21,332 --> 00:03:22,499 That mess right there, 41 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,877 that's my best friend in the whole damn universe 42 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,421 and has been ever since the hospital switched us at birth. 43 00:03:27,713 --> 00:03:30,174 Aw! 44 00:03:30,257 --> 00:03:32,885 True story. 45 00:03:35,930 --> 00:03:37,264 „Let's just say Amelia's mum” 46 00:03:37,348 --> 00:03:39,058 „got a bit more than she bargained for” 47 00:03:39,141 --> 00:03:40,392 „when she opened my nappy.” 49 00:03:45,147 --> 00:03:47,524 „After that day, our dads became best friends,” 50 00:03:47,608 --> 00:03:50,235 „- our mums became best friends.” - Say cheese. 51 00:03:53,113 --> 00:03:55,282 „Even our dogs became best friends.” 53 00:03:58,202 --> 00:04:02,164 „When we were five years old, we made a promise.” 54 00:04:02,247 --> 00:04:04,375 - No secrets. - No secrets. 55 00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:07,753 „And it was easy because we told each other everything.” 56 00:04:07,836 --> 00:04:11,966 Well, that's not entirely true. There was one secret 57 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:15,552 that I have wanted to tell Milly my entire life. 58 00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:19,390 „Three little words that I have wanted to say to her” 59 00:04:19,473 --> 00:04:22,017 „for as long as I can remember.” 60 00:04:22,101 --> 00:04:24,853 Amelia Elizabeth Brown. 61 00:04:24,937 --> 00:04:26,230 I... 62 00:04:26,855 --> 00:04:28,482 I... 63 00:04:28,565 --> 00:04:30,567 I lo... 64 00:04:30,651 --> 00:04:33,612 Jesus Christ, Jules! 65 00:04:34,738 --> 00:04:37,616 Yeah, not those three words. 66 00:04:42,037 --> 00:04:44,873 „From the word go, we found the same things funny.” 69 00:04:49,253 --> 00:04:53,048 - Did you just...? - Fear fart? 71 00:04:57,177 --> 00:04:59,054 „The same things sad.” 72 00:05:15,195 --> 00:05:17,906 Always follow your heart, Mils. 73 00:05:17,990 --> 00:05:19,908 It rarely leads you the wrong way. 75 00:05:29,251 --> 00:05:30,794 „We found the same things...” 76 00:05:31,628 --> 00:05:33,797 ...strange. 78 00:05:40,763 --> 00:05:43,724 „But every time I tried to tell Amelia how I felt about her,” 79 00:05:43,807 --> 00:05:47,311 „those three words didn't seem to come out right.” 80 00:05:47,394 --> 00:05:49,063 I, um... 81 00:05:50,147 --> 00:05:52,149 I need to, um... 82 00:05:52,232 --> 00:05:53,692 I need to... 83 00:05:54,193 --> 00:05:58,572 OK. Is this big? 84 00:05:58,655 --> 00:06:02,284 You're, like, really sweating. 85 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:05,913 I... love... 86 00:06:05,996 --> 00:06:07,706 you... 87 00:06:11,126 --> 00:06:12,920 You love Yousif? 88 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:16,423 Everybody, I am gay! 89 00:06:16,507 --> 00:06:19,927 - Yeah, no shit. - Sit down, Yousif. 91 00:06:24,473 --> 00:06:26,266 Yeah, that was awkward for a while. 92 00:06:26,642 --> 00:06:28,602 Anyway, that's just a little context about me, 93 00:06:28,685 --> 00:06:31,313 my family, and my best... 95 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:38,445 ...ex-best-friend, Milly. 96 00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:41,281 But to really understand how I've ended up on this stage 97 00:06:41,365 --> 00:06:44,118 further away from love than I have ever been before, 98 00:06:44,201 --> 00:06:47,663 I need to take you back to upper sixth, April 17th. 99 00:06:47,746 --> 00:06:49,581 The Easter holidays were over. 100 00:06:49,665 --> 00:06:51,917 It was our last first day back to school ever. 101 00:06:55,379 --> 00:06:57,047 Tonight was finally the night 102 00:06:57,131 --> 00:06:59,424 that I was going to tell Amelia Brown 103 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:01,135 that I am, and always have been, 104 00:07:01,218 --> 00:07:04,012 head over heels in love with her. 105 00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:06,223 Hmm. 106 00:07:06,306 --> 00:07:08,684 I have everything planned, and this time, 107 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:11,186 not even the universe is gonna get in my way. 108 00:07:11,645 --> 00:07:13,355 Hmm. 109 00:07:13,438 --> 00:07:15,816 Pretty sure that had bird shit on it. 110 00:07:15,899 --> 00:07:17,734 What up, chuckle? 111 00:07:17,818 --> 00:07:19,695 What up, beef cakes? 112 00:07:19,778 --> 00:07:22,823 - Hello, William. - Hey. 113 00:07:22,906 --> 00:07:24,616 - William? - Yes, Miss Brown? 114 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:27,953 Could you play some kick-ass, big-boss 115 00:07:28,036 --> 00:07:32,916 - final-term music please? - I certainly can, Miss Brown. 116 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,877 Hold tight. 117 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,462 „# Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! #” 118 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:43,760 „# Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! #” 119 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:47,055 „# Oh, Oh, my God, hey... #” 120 00:07:47,139 --> 00:07:50,142 „# Stupid boy think that I need him, yo #” 121 00:07:50,225 --> 00:07:52,644 „# I go cold like changing seasons #” 122 00:07:53,437 --> 00:07:56,648 „# I go red hot like a demon, I go ghost for no damn reason #” 123 00:07:56,732 --> 00:07:58,567 „# Stupid boy think that I need him #” 124 00:07:58,650 --> 00:07:59,860 Yo, what's up? 125 00:07:59,943 --> 00:08:01,486 „# Pleasing, season, I'm spicy #” 126 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:03,113 „# Hot to touch, too much, too pricey #” 127 00:08:03,197 --> 00:08:07,534 - „# Heathen, I'm in your psyche #” - Whoa... 128 00:08:07,618 --> 00:08:09,328 „# Stupid boy think that I need him #” 129 00:08:09,411 --> 00:08:10,913 „# I go ghost for no damn reason #” 130 00:08:10,996 --> 00:08:12,998 „# Stupid boy think that I need him #” 131 00:08:13,081 --> 00:08:15,626 „# Stupid, stupid, you dumb, you goofy, goofy #” 132 00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:18,712 „# This pussy juicy, juicy... #” - Archie! 133 00:08:18,795 --> 00:08:21,506 „# Oh, nah, boy, you could never cos you not clever enough #” 135 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:25,344 „# I don't want you and I don't want your homie #” 136 00:08:25,427 --> 00:08:26,720 „# Cos both of y'all are suckers #” 137 00:08:26,803 --> 00:08:27,804 „# Y'all some dumb dumbs #” 138 00:08:27,888 --> 00:08:29,681 „# I could play you straight up out your bread #” 139 00:08:29,765 --> 00:08:31,391 „# Now you got crumb crumbs #” 140 00:08:31,475 --> 00:08:33,685 „# I don't really need a man, but sometimes I want one... #” 141 00:08:33,769 --> 00:08:36,939 Ooh! Naughty. 143 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:44,029 Yeah, that wasn't us. 144 00:08:44,112 --> 00:08:47,366 Gonna be the best term yet. You'll see. 145 00:08:47,449 --> 00:08:49,660 Gonna be the worst term of your life. 146 00:08:49,743 --> 00:08:53,247 You'll see. 147 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:57,501 - I thought dipshit was expelled. - Looks like he's back. Again. 148 00:08:57,584 --> 00:09:00,712 Great. Well, at least he can't follow us to uni. 149 00:09:00,796 --> 00:09:03,006 Unless they're hiring janitors. 150 00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:04,716 Six weeks till the ball. 151 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:08,428 So, who are you taking, Cinderella? 152 00:09:08,512 --> 00:09:09,805 Funny. 153 00:09:09,888 --> 00:09:11,640 I say we just binge silent-era horror movies 154 00:09:11,723 --> 00:09:12,891 and then get pissed 155 00:09:12,975 --> 00:09:15,102 on one of my parents' dusty bottles of champagne 156 00:09:15,185 --> 00:09:16,728 like the rock stars that we are. 157 00:09:16,812 --> 00:09:21,275 - In our gowns, of course. - Right. Of course. 158 00:09:25,112 --> 00:09:27,322 Let's do this, big boy. 160 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:37,833 Huh? 161 00:09:46,466 --> 00:09:48,885 „# Mississippi Queen #” 162 00:09:49,511 --> 00:09:51,847 „# If you know what I mean... #” 163 00:09:52,514 --> 00:09:56,268 - Who is that? - Kiss my arse, universe. 164 00:09:56,351 --> 00:09:58,312 I know what you're trying to do, but trust me, 165 00:09:58,395 --> 00:10:01,940 - that is not Milly's type. - He is so my type. 167 00:10:13,368 --> 00:10:16,663 - Who is he, anyway? - He's, like, 40. Jesus. 168 00:10:16,747 --> 00:10:19,374 He's probably a teacher or somebody's dad. 169 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:21,543 No way in hell that guy is a student. 170 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:23,211 And this is our brand-new student, 171 00:10:23,295 --> 00:10:25,839 all the way from Hollywood in California... 172 00:10:26,423 --> 00:10:27,674 Billy Walsh. 173 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,594 Oh, fuck off, universe. 174 00:10:35,223 --> 00:10:39,102 Hey, not quite school attire but, er, you look cool. 175 00:10:39,186 --> 00:10:42,647 - Oh, thank you, sir. - No, thank you. 176 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:48,236 - Hey, everyone. - Hi! 177 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,447 Billy Walsh. 178 00:10:51,031 --> 00:10:53,450 Sit down, Yousif. 179 00:10:55,869 --> 00:10:57,371 My dad just moved here for business, 180 00:10:57,454 --> 00:10:59,956 so I'm gonna be joining you for the rest of the semester. 181 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,583 I've never been to England before, 182 00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:03,085 but I hear a lot of awesome things. 183 00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:05,128 Really excited to get to know all of you. 184 00:11:05,212 --> 00:11:07,422 Thank you for such a warm welcome. 186 00:11:16,431 --> 00:11:20,685 - What a douche. - Total douche. 187 00:11:22,437 --> 00:11:24,147 „You can tell me if you like him.” 188 00:11:24,231 --> 00:11:26,983 They've definitely gotten bigger. 189 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,402 Definitely. 190 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,074 That, or her eyebrows have gotten smaller. 192 00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:40,664 And I don't like him, OK? I don't even know him. 193 00:11:40,747 --> 00:11:42,499 It could be padding. 194 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,168 That is not padding. 195 00:11:47,754 --> 00:11:48,797 Padding. 196 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,298 I told you. Nothing to worry about. 197 00:11:50,382 --> 00:11:52,175 Well, easy for you to say. 198 00:11:52,259 --> 00:11:54,386 Boys don't know what it's like having small boobs. 199 00:11:54,469 --> 00:11:55,971 I'd rather brain than boobs any day. 200 00:11:56,054 --> 00:11:57,597 It'd be like having a small penis, 201 00:11:57,681 --> 00:11:58,890 but it's on your chest 202 00:11:58,974 --> 00:12:01,059 and everyone can see it all the time. 203 00:12:01,143 --> 00:12:03,770 - You know what I mean. -"You?" 204 00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:05,480 Why the fuck did you say "you" like that? 205 00:12:05,564 --> 00:12:07,566 I'll have you know I have a very developed dick. 206 00:12:07,649 --> 00:12:11,445 OK, Mr Developed Dick. 207 00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:26,084 Phase one, secure her evening. 208 00:12:26,209 --> 00:12:29,838 - Oh, I forgot to mention... - It's not padding. 209 00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:31,923 Bitch. 210 00:12:32,841 --> 00:12:35,010 I'm gonna shank her, Archie. I'll do it, I swear to God. 211 00:12:35,093 --> 00:12:38,513 All right, Shawshank. Just take a breath and have some juice. 213 00:12:39,681 --> 00:12:42,184 He looked so embarrassed. Four-eyes. 214 00:12:43,685 --> 00:12:45,604 Take two. 215 00:12:47,522 --> 00:12:50,442 Oh, um, I forgot to mention they're, um, 216 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:52,235 they're playing „Night of the Living Dead” 217 00:12:52,319 --> 00:12:53,487 at the Savoy after school. 218 00:12:55,197 --> 00:12:56,406 It cost me an arm and a leg 219 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,450 bribing this old bastard. 220 00:12:58,533 --> 00:13:00,160 I can't believe they're playing our fav... 222 00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:23,183 Is it just me, or does he walk in slow motion? 223 00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:26,311 Just you. Can we get back to what's important, please? 224 00:13:26,394 --> 00:13:28,522 That guy is very clearly a massive dingleberry. 225 00:13:28,605 --> 00:13:30,148 You don't know anything about him. 226 00:13:30,232 --> 00:13:31,233 Trust me, I know. 227 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,652 Oh! Sorry. 228 00:13:34,444 --> 00:13:37,364 - Here. - Thanks. 229 00:13:41,326 --> 00:13:44,037 OK, that was, admittedly, unfortunate timing, 230 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,373 but, trust me, Billy Walsh has bad news 231 00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:48,625 tattooed on his ball sack. 232 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,418 I think somebody's a little jealous. 233 00:13:50,502 --> 00:13:51,962 You wish. 234 00:13:52,045 --> 00:13:53,797 Check this out. I bet my entire trust fund 235 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,299 that he sits with Tony and the swim team. 236 00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:07,143 Hi. 237 00:14:09,354 --> 00:14:10,814 Clearly I'm not crazy. 238 00:14:10,897 --> 00:14:13,358 I mean, you can see who this guy is from a mile away, right? 239 00:14:13,441 --> 00:14:14,568 He's a... 240 00:14:27,664 --> 00:14:29,874 - loner? - He's studying. 241 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,585 Am I rich now? 242 00:14:33,378 --> 00:14:35,213 I'm rich, bitches! 243 00:14:35,839 --> 00:14:38,466 And now he's pretending to read. Give me a break. 244 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,514 „So back to phase one, "Night of the Living Dead".” 245 00:14:44,598 --> 00:14:46,057 Good evening. 246 00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:48,893 Thank you. 247 00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:04,242 - Where is everybody? - I don't know. 248 00:15:06,328 --> 00:15:09,456 Phase two, pull out all the stops. 249 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,589 „I jumped out at you from behind the tree” 250 00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:19,966 „and Grandpa got all excited and he shook his fist at me” 251 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:22,510 „and he said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell!"” 252 00:15:22,594 --> 00:15:24,179 „Stop it, now. I mean it.” 253 00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:26,014 „You're still afraid.” 254 00:15:27,515 --> 00:15:30,393 „They're coming to get you, Barbara.” 255 00:15:30,727 --> 00:15:33,438 „Remember? Remember we had to go to Willard then?” 256 00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:35,982 This isn't a passing thing, honey. 257 00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:39,444 It's... it's not like just the wind passing through. 258 00:15:39,527 --> 00:15:42,530 We've got to do something, and fast. 261 00:15:52,874 --> 00:15:54,501 Fear fart. 262 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:06,221 Phase three, pop the question. 263 00:16:06,304 --> 00:16:08,473 Come on, Archie. You can do this. 265 00:16:16,022 --> 00:16:17,524 What's up? 266 00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:24,280 - I can't do this. - Archie? 267 00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:27,784 They're nice seats, aren't they? Very, um... 268 00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:30,245 Very well made, actually. 269 00:16:30,328 --> 00:16:32,080 Velvety, almost. 270 00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:34,165 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 271 00:16:34,249 --> 00:16:37,293 Archie-boy is always, um, OK. 272 00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:39,754 Oh, shit. You've had too much sugar, haven't you? 273 00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:41,548 - What? - That thing's happening again. 274 00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:43,341 - Come on, let's walk it off. - No, I... 275 00:16:43,425 --> 00:16:46,761 No, sorry, um, I... 276 00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:51,891 I have to tell you something. Something, um, something big. 277 00:16:52,475 --> 00:16:54,811 Bigger than anything before. Like really, really big. 278 00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:58,773 - OK. It's big, I get it. - Yeah. 279 00:16:59,524 --> 00:17:02,569 That's funny because... 280 00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:04,779 I have something to tell you too. 281 00:17:05,989 --> 00:17:07,991 Something big. 282 00:17:08,575 --> 00:17:12,328 OK. Well, um... 283 00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:13,830 Well, you go first. 284 00:17:13,913 --> 00:17:16,750 No, no, no. This is your moment. I don't want to interrupt it. 285 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,334 No, no, honestly, you go. 286 00:17:18,835 --> 00:17:20,253 OK. 288 00:17:23,131 --> 00:17:26,384 Whoa. I'm nervous. 289 00:17:26,468 --> 00:17:29,471 Shit. She's gonna ask me. 290 00:17:29,554 --> 00:17:31,890 I don't think I've ever been nervous in front of you before. 291 00:17:31,973 --> 00:17:34,684 It's OK. I'm nervous too. 292 00:17:35,351 --> 00:17:37,812 Right. I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 293 00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,731 - OK. - Here we go. 294 00:17:40,064 --> 00:17:41,483 OK. 296 00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:45,195 - I love Billy Walsh. - I love you too. 298 00:17:50,492 --> 00:17:51,785 To the moon and back. 299 00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:53,995 I'm so happy for you. Wait, what? 300 00:17:54,078 --> 00:17:56,664 - I know. It's soon, right? - Soon? Soon? 301 00:17:56,748 --> 00:17:59,542 - It's been ten fucking hours. - No, I know it sounds crazy, 302 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,545 but I've never felt this kind of attraction to someone before. 303 00:18:02,629 --> 00:18:04,339 - He's such a... - Fuckhead. 304 00:18:04,464 --> 00:18:07,592 - What? - Did I just say that out loud? 305 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:12,847 A mystery. I don't know, uh... 306 00:18:15,141 --> 00:18:16,601 Anyway... 307 00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:20,688 You've taken this, like, really badly. 308 00:18:20,772 --> 00:18:22,232 - Me? - Yeah. 309 00:18:22,315 --> 00:18:26,361 No! No, this is... this is... 310 00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:28,738 Literally the worst night of my whole fucking... 311 00:18:28,822 --> 00:18:31,908 Fuck, fuck, fuck you, universe! 312 00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:35,203 Fantastic. This is fantastic. 313 00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:37,205 I know you're worried he'll hurt me. 314 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:39,541 Hurt you? You've barely spoken a word to him. 315 00:18:39,624 --> 00:18:42,710 You sound... nuts. 317 00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:47,757 Thanks, Archie. 318 00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:50,385 Means a lot. 320 00:18:54,889 --> 00:18:57,350 Well, what were you gonna tell me? 321 00:18:57,433 --> 00:19:00,770 Mum's bought sex toys. No idea where that came from. 322 00:19:00,854 --> 00:19:04,482 - Really? - Yeah. Big ones. 324 00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:11,364 Aww. 325 00:19:13,741 --> 00:19:14,868 After that night, 326 00:19:14,951 --> 00:19:17,620 it was like the floodgates to Billy City had been opened. 328 00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:24,794 - „# Beam me up # - # Beam me up #” 329 00:19:24,878 --> 00:19:26,629 - „# Count me in # - # Count me in #” 330 00:19:26,713 --> 00:19:28,423 - „# Three, two, one # - # Three, two, one #” 331 00:19:28,506 --> 00:19:30,508 „# Let's begin #” 332 00:19:30,592 --> 00:19:32,010 - „# Here we go # - # Here we go #” 333 00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:33,553 - „# Here we go #” 334 00:19:33,636 --> 00:19:37,682 „# Here we go, here we go #” 335 00:19:37,765 --> 00:19:40,101 „# I was in your wet dream driving in my car #” 337 00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:43,354 „# Saw you at the side of the road #” 338 00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:44,898 „# There's no one else around #” 339 00:19:44,981 --> 00:19:47,901 „# You're touching yourself, touching yourself #” 340 00:19:47,984 --> 00:19:50,236 „# Touching your... touching yourself #” 341 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,779 „# Touching yourself #” 342 00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:55,283 „# You said, "Baby, do you want to come home with me?" #” 343 00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:59,537 „# "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD" #” 344 00:19:59,621 --> 00:20:02,916 „# You said, "Baby, do you want to come home with me?" #” 345 00:20:02,999 --> 00:20:07,295 „# "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD" #” 346 00:20:07,378 --> 00:20:08,922 - „# Beam me up # - # Beam me up #” 347 00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:10,757 - „# Count me in # - # Count me in #” 348 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,884 - „# Three, two, one # - # Three, two, one #” 349 00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:14,719 „# Let's begin #” 350 00:20:14,802 --> 00:20:16,262 - „# Here we go... #” 351 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,806 „# Here we go... #” 352 00:20:21,017 --> 00:20:22,769 Within a week, 353 00:20:22,852 --> 00:20:24,854 Billy had literally become a health hazard. 355 00:20:27,148 --> 00:20:28,983 And she had yet to speak a single word to him, 356 00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:31,527 let alone tell him how she felt. 357 00:20:31,611 --> 00:20:35,281 I couldn't tell Milly. Milly couldn't tell Billy. 358 00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,116 Perhaps we should all just go 359 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,619 and have one big ironic threesome. 361 00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:47,377 Nine hundred and ninety-nine. 362 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,836 Not bad. 364 00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:56,219 I know what you're thinking, 365 00:20:56,302 --> 00:20:58,596 but you're wrong. They're not having sex. 366 00:21:04,227 --> 00:21:08,147 Oh! We are having sex! 367 00:21:08,231 --> 00:21:10,274 That should be me down there. 368 00:21:11,275 --> 00:21:13,444 You know what I mean. 370 00:21:16,698 --> 00:21:18,199 I told you he'd join the swim team. 372 00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:25,707 „# It's enough, it's enough #” 373 00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:27,291 - „# It's enough, it's enough #” - Yes! 374 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:31,337 „# It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough #” 375 00:21:31,421 --> 00:21:33,089 - „# Beam me up # - # Beam me up #” 376 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:34,966 - „# Count me in # - # Count me in #” 377 00:21:35,049 --> 00:21:36,634 - „# Three, two, one # - # Three, two, one #” 378 00:21:36,718 --> 00:21:38,761 „# Let's begin #” 379 00:21:38,845 --> 00:21:40,555 - „# Here we go # - # Here we go #” 380 00:21:40,638 --> 00:21:42,473 - „# Here we go # - # Here we go #” 381 00:21:42,557 --> 00:21:45,852 „# Here we go, here we go, here we go #” 382 00:21:45,935 --> 00:21:47,770 - „# Beam me up # - # Beam me up #” 383 00:21:47,854 --> 00:21:49,647 - „# Count me in # - # Count me in #” 384 00:21:49,731 --> 00:21:51,691 - „# Three, two, one # - # Three, two, one #” 385 00:21:51,774 --> 00:21:53,192 „# Let's begin #” 386 00:21:53,276 --> 00:21:55,194 „Yes, it was all rather lovely, I must say.” 387 00:21:55,278 --> 00:21:58,448 And the Spanish coast is simply magnificent. 388 00:21:58,531 --> 00:22:01,367 And the people, the Spaniards... You tell them, honey-bunny. 389 00:22:01,451 --> 00:22:05,038 Just... incredibly sensual. 390 00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:06,956 - Hmm, hmm. - Yeah. 391 00:22:07,373 --> 00:22:10,710 Well, you both do seem very happy. 392 00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:14,714 Oh, uh... well, yes, we've... 393 00:22:14,797 --> 00:22:17,133 - actually never been happier. - Yeah. 394 00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:19,385 Have we, bunny-honey? 398 00:22:40,073 --> 00:22:41,365 So what is the secret? 399 00:22:42,325 --> 00:22:44,118 - Sorry, darling? - Come on. 400 00:22:44,202 --> 00:22:47,914 You guys have been fighting like cats and dogs for years. 401 00:22:47,997 --> 00:22:49,707 - Oh. - What's the secret? 402 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:53,377 Um... Well, um... 403 00:22:53,461 --> 00:22:58,424 let's just say we had some help from a little friend. 404 00:22:58,508 --> 00:23:00,384 - Dildo! - Huh? 405 00:23:01,219 --> 00:23:05,515 -"Little friend" equals dildo. - No, it doesn't. 407 00:23:09,018 --> 00:23:12,980 Threesome. Holy shit. Your parents are sex perverts. 408 00:23:13,064 --> 00:23:14,357 Popcorn, please. 409 00:23:16,275 --> 00:23:19,862 How long's it been now? Seven, eight years? 410 00:23:19,946 --> 00:23:22,824 Darling, we love Jules, you know that. 411 00:23:22,907 --> 00:23:27,662 Of course we still do, but there is a whole world out there. 412 00:23:27,745 --> 00:23:31,999 There must be someone! 414 00:23:33,709 --> 00:23:36,045 - OK, there „is” someone. - Ooh! 415 00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:39,382 - Potentially. - What's her name? 416 00:23:39,465 --> 00:23:43,928 Her name is Maggie. 417 00:23:45,555 --> 00:23:47,348 She's my new bookkeeper. 418 00:23:47,431 --> 00:23:52,145 She's quiet but sweet, and she makes the best cups of tea. 419 00:23:52,228 --> 00:23:54,480 My God, she's like a human calculator. 420 00:23:54,564 --> 00:23:56,357 I mean, it's incredible, really. 421 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,441 Jesus, Rupert. 422 00:23:57,525 --> 00:23:59,527 My wife's drying up just listening to you. 423 00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:01,571 - George, stop it! - Sorry. 424 00:24:01,654 --> 00:24:03,990 - Hmm! - Naughty. So you like her? 425 00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:08,578 It's been so long, you know? 426 00:24:08,661 --> 00:24:10,496 Yes, darling. 427 00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:15,585 I come into work, I know exactly what I want to say... 428 00:24:16,919 --> 00:24:18,754 and I don't know. 429 00:24:18,838 --> 00:24:21,299 I think we should tell him. 430 00:24:21,382 --> 00:24:22,633 Tell me what? 432 00:24:26,345 --> 00:24:29,515 - Darling, can you keep a secret? - Yeah, of course. Anything. 433 00:24:30,975 --> 00:24:35,938 Well, it's no secret George and I were on the verge of tyranny. 434 00:24:36,022 --> 00:24:37,857 Everybody knows that. 435 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:40,109 And we tried everything, didn't we, darling? 436 00:24:40,193 --> 00:24:42,987 Therapists. Marriage counsellors. 437 00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:44,197 We ever tried a threesome. 438 00:24:45,865 --> 00:24:47,116 I knew it! 439 00:24:50,077 --> 00:24:52,830 And nothing worked. Nothing. 440 00:24:52,914 --> 00:24:56,250 - That is until... - Yes? 441 00:24:58,628 --> 00:24:59,629 Yes? 442 00:25:00,713 --> 00:25:03,716 Sylvie from the golf club told us about this man 443 00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:07,887 they call the Love Doctor. 444 00:25:10,306 --> 00:25:11,849 The Love Doctor. 445 00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:14,227 - It's a one-on-one video... - Sorry, sorry. 446 00:25:14,310 --> 00:25:16,020 How is it you think that the Love Doctor 447 00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:18,189 is the most important part of that story? 448 00:25:18,272 --> 00:25:20,149 My parents had a threesome. 449 00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:22,485 Kinky. 450 00:25:24,362 --> 00:25:26,405 It's important because if the Love Doctor 451 00:25:26,489 --> 00:25:29,200 can literally make anyone fall in love with you then... 452 00:25:42,421 --> 00:25:43,673 - Hiya, Billy. - Hey. 453 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,551 - What class have you got next? - Uh, English. 454 00:25:47,635 --> 00:25:49,387 Same. Come along. 455 00:25:49,470 --> 00:25:51,889 - OK. - Billy? 456 00:25:51,973 --> 00:25:52,682 Amber? 457 00:25:52,765 --> 00:25:53,808 They looked pretty loved up to me. 458 00:25:53,891 --> 00:25:55,935 I have to get in there before he asks her to the ball. 459 00:25:56,018 --> 00:25:57,979 There's, what, four weeks till the big night? 460 00:25:58,062 --> 00:25:59,313 The ball? 461 00:25:59,397 --> 00:26:01,399 - I thought we were gonna... - Oh, come on, Archie! 462 00:26:01,482 --> 00:26:02,483 What can I do? 463 00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:04,485 My parents are hardly gonna give me the details 464 00:26:04,568 --> 00:26:06,028 - of their sex doctor. - „Love” Doctor! 465 00:26:06,112 --> 00:26:07,613 Whatever. I doubt this Love Doctor 466 00:26:07,697 --> 00:26:08,990 is gonna help some schoolgirl 467 00:26:09,073 --> 00:26:12,034 bag a guy she's never spoken to who already has a girlfriend. 468 00:26:12,118 --> 00:26:13,869 They are not official! 469 00:26:15,538 --> 00:26:19,083 Archie. Have I ever asked you for anything? 470 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,794 - Yes, literally all the time. - Come on. 471 00:26:24,755 --> 00:26:26,841 This is really important to me. 472 00:26:26,924 --> 00:26:31,137 Why? What's the big deal about Billy bloody Walsh, anyway? 473 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:33,723 So many other people would kill to take you to the ball. 474 00:26:33,806 --> 00:26:35,391 Like who? 475 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,861 You really want to know why it's such a big deal? 477 00:26:54,368 --> 00:26:57,788 Because I've never had a boyfriend before. 478 00:26:57,872 --> 00:27:01,000 I mean, I'm 17 years old, for crying out loud, 479 00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:03,836 and I haven't even kissed anyone. 480 00:27:04,879 --> 00:27:10,301 I want to, you know, experience things before we finish school. 481 00:27:14,013 --> 00:27:16,932 And I want those experiences to be with Billy. 482 00:27:17,391 --> 00:27:18,934 Fuck, no! 483 00:27:21,979 --> 00:27:24,482 Look... can I be honest with you? 484 00:27:25,316 --> 00:27:26,942 Always. 485 00:27:27,318 --> 00:27:29,111 We're part of an ecosystem, Milly, 486 00:27:29,195 --> 00:27:32,740 a food chain that exists, whether we like it or not. 487 00:27:32,823 --> 00:27:36,035 And I hate to say it, but we are at the bottom of it. 488 00:27:37,787 --> 00:27:39,538 Popular people go for popular people. 489 00:27:39,622 --> 00:27:41,665 Good-looking people go for good-looking people. 490 00:27:41,749 --> 00:27:43,584 Not people like me, and not people like you. 491 00:27:48,047 --> 00:27:50,925 I... I didn't mean... Milly! 492 00:27:51,008 --> 00:27:52,718 Milly, I... 493 00:27:58,766 --> 00:27:59,850 Shit. 495 00:28:30,756 --> 00:28:33,968 - Hey, Ru. - Hey. Archie. 496 00:28:34,051 --> 00:28:37,680 Who's your, um... friend? 497 00:28:38,305 --> 00:28:40,057 Oh, that's, uh, that's Maggie. 498 00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:46,021 Anyhoo, Amelia running late again? 499 00:28:46,105 --> 00:28:48,357 Oh, no, she's gone, Arch. She left early on her bike. 500 00:28:52,528 --> 00:28:53,696 Ah. 504 00:29:32,026 --> 00:29:33,194 Bingo. 507 00:29:44,455 --> 00:29:45,623 Huh? 510 00:29:58,552 --> 00:30:00,721 Huh? 511 00:30:01,305 --> 00:30:02,973 What the hell are you doing up there? 513 00:30:04,642 --> 00:30:06,018 Archie! 514 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,522 - I'll do it. - Do what? 515 00:30:11,148 --> 00:30:14,193 The Love Doctor. 518 00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:24,161 I was starting to think you were in love with me or something. 520 00:30:31,877 --> 00:30:33,587 Are you? 521 00:30:35,256 --> 00:30:38,717 - What? - In love with me? 522 00:30:44,306 --> 00:30:47,935 - Ugh, gross, dude! - I was kidding, you geek. 523 00:30:48,018 --> 00:30:49,478 You're the geek. 524 00:30:50,646 --> 00:30:54,108 Well, in that case... 525 00:30:58,153 --> 00:31:01,115 - Hello, William. - Lovely to see you, Miss Brown. 527 00:31:04,577 --> 00:31:07,288 And with the passing of a piece of paper, 528 00:31:07,371 --> 00:31:09,415 the love of my life was gone. 529 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:12,126 Hey! Hey, wait! 530 00:31:12,209 --> 00:31:14,253 You forgot about me! 531 00:31:15,504 --> 00:31:16,839 „And with the Love Doctor's help,” 532 00:31:16,922 --> 00:31:19,550 „there'd be no stopping her conquest of Billy.” 533 00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:21,427 See you tonight, Billy. 534 00:31:21,927 --> 00:31:24,722 - See you later, boys. - Bye, Amber. 535 00:31:24,805 --> 00:31:27,808 And, yes, he's on the rugby team, too. 536 00:31:28,434 --> 00:31:30,936 Y'all are too horny, man. 537 00:31:31,645 --> 00:31:35,566 - Whoops. - Tosser. 538 00:31:35,649 --> 00:31:39,069 - Undeveloped dick syndrome. - What did you say? 540 00:31:54,627 --> 00:32:00,549 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? 541 00:32:03,969 --> 00:32:08,057 Mr Quigley, could you be our Romeo? 542 00:32:09,558 --> 00:32:10,976 Stand, boy! 543 00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:13,187 How do you expect to defeat the mighty Tybalt 544 00:32:13,270 --> 00:32:14,813 whilst hiding in the shadows? 545 00:32:14,897 --> 00:32:16,982 I don't expect to... 546 00:32:21,153 --> 00:32:23,614 Geek versus Goliath. 547 00:32:23,697 --> 00:32:26,241 Miss Farthing, come along. 548 00:32:32,539 --> 00:32:37,419 Please, Romeo. Save me from this wretched beast. 549 00:32:40,631 --> 00:32:42,341 Suck it, Trent! 555 00:33:05,948 --> 00:33:08,534 Bravo! Bravo, dear Romeo. 556 00:33:08,867 --> 00:33:12,496 Not exactly a classical depiction of our Romeo, 557 00:33:12,579 --> 00:33:17,668 but behind the mask, it could be anyone. 558 00:33:17,751 --> 00:33:20,587 It could be anyone. 559 00:33:20,671 --> 00:33:22,256 That's it! 560 00:34:40,042 --> 00:34:41,335 Whoa. 561 00:34:48,509 --> 00:34:49,635 Hmm... 562 00:34:49,718 --> 00:34:52,805 Maybe that's not quite right. 565 00:35:14,243 --> 00:35:16,870 „# This is a song for the weirdos #” 566 00:35:16,954 --> 00:35:18,455 „# The anti-heroes #” 567 00:35:18,539 --> 00:35:21,917 „# Won't fit in if you tried #” 568 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,378 „# A song for the freaks and the scumbags #” 569 00:35:24,461 --> 00:35:29,591 „# The good kids gone bad, live wild on the outside #” 570 00:35:29,675 --> 00:35:33,345 „# As heavy as Marlboro Red #” 571 00:35:33,428 --> 00:35:37,391 „# You're wondering who's your friend #” 572 00:35:37,474 --> 00:35:40,477 - Whoa! Whoo! - „# This is a song for... #” 575 00:36:15,429 --> 00:36:17,890 What's up, buttercup? Sniffing my panties again? 576 00:36:17,973 --> 00:36:21,643 Hmm. 577 00:36:21,727 --> 00:36:23,604 No, seriously, what are you doing in my locker? 578 00:36:23,687 --> 00:36:24,855 - Billy. - Throw the ball. 579 00:36:24,938 --> 00:36:26,440 Go long. 581 00:36:37,034 --> 00:36:38,201 Earth to Milly. 582 00:36:39,536 --> 00:36:40,704 Weekend reading. 583 00:36:43,206 --> 00:36:46,251 - Aw. - Hmm. 584 00:36:46,335 --> 00:36:48,211 I need new friends. 590 00:37:52,275 --> 00:37:53,610 „I'm Amelia.” 591 00:37:57,864 --> 00:37:58,865 What age... 592 00:37:58,949 --> 00:38:00,826 „...are you?” 593 00:38:03,161 --> 00:38:06,123 - Eighteen. - „You're sure?” 594 00:38:06,206 --> 00:38:10,168 - „My service isn't for children. - Yes, I'm sure.” 595 00:38:16,091 --> 00:38:18,969 „I want you to listen to me, Amelia.” 596 00:38:19,052 --> 00:38:21,221 „This isn't for the faint-hearted.” 597 00:38:21,304 --> 00:38:22,681 „It isn't for the weak,” 598 00:38:22,764 --> 00:38:27,561 „and it's going to require complete and absolute trust.” 599 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:31,606 „Trust in me. Trust in my process.” 600 00:38:31,690 --> 00:38:33,984 „And trust in yourself.” 601 00:38:37,863 --> 00:38:40,240 We are dealing with love. 602 00:38:40,824 --> 00:38:43,660 The most powerful of all the human emotions. 603 00:38:44,619 --> 00:38:47,539 The emotion that combines all others, 604 00:38:47,622 --> 00:38:49,166 pain, 605 00:38:49,249 --> 00:38:51,334 fear, 606 00:38:51,418 --> 00:38:53,045 sadness, 607 00:38:53,795 --> 00:38:55,130 joy... 608 00:38:56,381 --> 00:38:57,424 into one. 609 00:39:01,595 --> 00:39:03,930 Are you prepared to do exactly as I say, 610 00:39:04,014 --> 00:39:08,393 to do what needs to be done to win in the game of love? 611 00:39:10,270 --> 00:39:11,730 „Yes.” 612 00:39:17,486 --> 00:39:19,821 You know, you sound a lot like... 613 00:39:19,905 --> 00:39:22,657 Good. Now, um... 614 00:39:22,741 --> 00:39:24,326 „Tell me about the young man in question” 615 00:39:24,409 --> 00:39:28,497 „and I'll give you all the steps to make him fall... hard.” 616 00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:33,251 „Well...” 617 00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:36,213 He's got this stupid girl-slash-friend thing going on 618 00:39:36,254 --> 00:39:39,382 - with this moron called Amber. - „Tell me about her.” 619 00:39:39,466 --> 00:39:40,717 My best friend Archie and I 620 00:39:40,801 --> 00:39:42,469 call her and her friends the Eyebrow Crew 621 00:39:42,552 --> 00:39:44,304 because they have these huge eyebrows. 622 00:39:44,387 --> 00:39:45,847 Yes, very... Yeah, yeah, good. 623 00:39:45,931 --> 00:39:49,059 „This is clearly what it will take to get noticed.” 626 00:40:19,214 --> 00:40:21,174 Oh, my God! 629 00:40:39,734 --> 00:40:41,111 „# Oh, dear #” 631 00:40:47,534 --> 00:40:49,661 „What the hell happened?” 632 00:40:49,744 --> 00:40:53,331 „I'm going viral as Batface Girl! I want my money back!” 633 00:40:53,415 --> 00:40:55,750 - Slow down, I... - „Slow down?” 634 00:40:56,835 --> 00:40:59,087 „Now, you listen to me, old man.” 635 00:40:59,462 --> 00:41:01,339 „I have a very particular set of skills,” 636 00:41:01,423 --> 00:41:04,467 skills I have acquired over a very long career, 637 00:41:04,551 --> 00:41:08,221 skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. 638 00:41:08,930 --> 00:41:13,185 „Are you quoting, um... oh...” 639 00:41:13,268 --> 00:41:14,436 „Liam Neeson?” 640 00:41:16,730 --> 00:41:18,773 „Didn't think you'd have seen that one.” 641 00:41:19,941 --> 00:41:22,152 „But the point remains the same.” 642 00:41:22,777 --> 00:41:27,449 „I will hunt you down and break your heart like you have mine,” 643 00:41:27,532 --> 00:41:31,578 „and it won't be metaphorical unless you fix this.” 644 00:41:31,661 --> 00:41:33,788 OK, firstly, I haven't taken any money from you. 645 00:41:33,872 --> 00:41:36,541 „This was a no-win, no-fee situation.” 646 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:39,461 And, secondly, tell me exactly what happened. 647 00:41:39,544 --> 00:41:41,630 „I went into school with my new eyebrows,” 648 00:41:41,713 --> 00:41:44,925 „exactly as you instructed.” 649 00:41:45,008 --> 00:41:47,052 „But...” 650 00:41:49,512 --> 00:41:51,806 „...everyone just laughed at me.” 651 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,685 „And...” 652 00:41:55,769 --> 00:41:58,230 „Penny tripped over and spilled juice on my face” 653 00:41:58,313 --> 00:42:00,190 „and Billy came...” 654 00:42:03,652 --> 00:42:06,404 - „Billy came and saw me.” - Perfect. 655 00:42:06,488 --> 00:42:09,574 - „I know... Wait, what?” - What? 656 00:42:09,658 --> 00:42:11,326 Uh, oh, um... 657 00:42:12,911 --> 00:42:18,208 Billy, um... Billy noticed you? 658 00:42:20,126 --> 00:42:21,503 „Yes, but he...” 659 00:42:21,586 --> 00:42:23,838 There's no such thing as bad press, Amelia. 660 00:42:23,922 --> 00:42:27,968 „Before today, Billy Walsh didn't even know you existed.” 661 00:42:28,051 --> 00:42:31,346 „Your relationship with him was entirely inside your own head.” 662 00:42:31,429 --> 00:42:34,099 Now he knows exactly who you are. 663 00:42:34,182 --> 00:42:36,309 „Batface Girl.” 664 00:42:36,393 --> 00:42:39,437 „You're like a superhero,” 665 00:42:39,521 --> 00:42:41,314 „and he's never going to forget it.” 666 00:42:43,149 --> 00:42:44,651 Yeah. 667 00:42:46,361 --> 00:42:50,991 „Now that he's seen you, it's time for you to see him.” 668 00:42:51,074 --> 00:42:53,576 „Eye contact is vital.” 669 00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:59,124 „The more you stare, the more you will bore into his soul.” 672 00:43:37,704 --> 00:43:38,830 Oh! 673 00:43:39,414 --> 00:43:41,499 „Make him jealous.” 674 00:43:43,376 --> 00:43:47,422 „ And I mean really jealous.” 675 00:43:47,964 --> 00:43:50,842 - I need to kiss you. - I need you not to! 677 00:43:59,267 --> 00:44:04,189 What is she even doing? 678 00:44:04,272 --> 00:44:07,108 - Can't believe it. Oh, God. - She is so desperate. 679 00:44:07,192 --> 00:44:09,736 Her stupid fucking trousers. 680 00:44:09,819 --> 00:44:10,987 Looks like a midlife crisis. 681 00:44:11,071 --> 00:44:13,698 Don't get me started on the hair. What has she used? 682 00:44:13,782 --> 00:44:16,826 Gorilla Glue? 683 00:44:17,369 --> 00:44:19,037 It's not „that” funny. 684 00:44:21,289 --> 00:44:24,918 So, how's it going with you know who? 685 00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:28,254 He's coming to mine this weekend, 686 00:44:28,338 --> 00:44:30,924 and I plan on making it hashtag official, 687 00:44:31,007 --> 00:44:33,259 if you know what I mean. 688 00:44:33,343 --> 00:44:36,846 Let's go. 689 00:44:48,149 --> 00:44:52,570 I wouldn't go so far as to call myself a genius, but I am. 690 00:44:56,658 --> 00:44:58,910 „# You want me, I want you, baby #” 691 00:44:58,993 --> 00:45:02,789 - „# My sugarboo, I'm levitating #” - What up, chuckles? 692 00:45:02,872 --> 00:45:04,416 The Love Doctor didn't tell you to... 693 00:45:04,541 --> 00:45:07,001 - What? - Did he tell you...? 694 00:45:07,085 --> 00:45:09,045 Well, he didn't tell me „not” to do it. 695 00:45:09,087 --> 00:45:11,172 Besides, I feel pretty damn good. 696 00:45:11,256 --> 00:45:14,175 - Looking good, Miss Brown. - Thank you, William. 697 00:45:14,843 --> 00:45:16,678 Bugger, bugger, bugger. 699 00:45:25,145 --> 00:45:28,773 „# It's bad bitch o'clock, yeah, it's thick-thirty #” 701 00:45:29,983 --> 00:45:34,028 „# I've been through a lot, but I'm still flirty #” 702 00:45:34,112 --> 00:45:35,989 „# Is everybody back up in the building? #” 703 00:45:36,072 --> 00:45:38,032 „# It's been a minute, tell me how you're healing #” 704 00:45:38,116 --> 00:45:40,618 What the fuck is going on? 705 00:45:40,702 --> 00:45:43,580 „# How you feeling? How you feel right now? #” 706 00:45:43,663 --> 00:45:48,376 „# Oh, I've been so down and under pressure #” 707 00:45:49,419 --> 00:45:52,172 „# I'm way too fine to be this stressed, yeah #” 708 00:45:52,547 --> 00:45:58,553 „# Oh, I'm not the girl I was or used to be #” 709 00:45:58,636 --> 00:46:00,889 „# Uh, bitch, I might be better #” 710 00:46:00,972 --> 00:46:05,101 „# Turn up the music, turn down the lights #” 711 00:46:05,185 --> 00:46:08,938 „# I got a feeling I'm gon' be all right #” 712 00:46:09,022 --> 00:46:11,232 - „# OK # - # OK #” 713 00:46:11,316 --> 00:46:13,902 „# All right, it's about damn time #” 714 00:46:13,985 --> 00:46:18,531 „# Turn up the music, let's celebrate #” 715 00:46:18,615 --> 00:46:21,784 „# I got feeling I'm gon' be OK #” 716 00:46:21,868 --> 00:46:23,328 „# OK #” 717 00:46:23,411 --> 00:46:24,579 „# OK #” 718 00:46:24,662 --> 00:46:26,873 „# All right, it's about damn time #” 719 00:46:26,956 --> 00:46:28,416 Oh... 720 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,502 „# In a minute, I'mma need a sentimental man or woman #” 721 00:46:30,585 --> 00:46:31,586 „# To pump me up #” 722 00:46:31,669 --> 00:46:34,172 „# Feeling fussy, walking in my Balenciussys... #” 725 00:46:41,054 --> 00:46:45,600 Oh, she got creamed. Smile, Splat-Face Girl. 728 00:46:54,692 --> 00:46:56,736 - Hey. You OK? - So embarrassing. 729 00:47:05,453 --> 00:47:06,913 How many fingers am I holding up? 730 00:47:07,705 --> 00:47:10,458 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 731 00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:12,085 It's OK. 732 00:47:12,168 --> 00:47:14,629 She's OK. I'll, um... I'll take it from here. 733 00:47:14,712 --> 00:47:15,838 Thanks, big man. 734 00:47:15,922 --> 00:47:18,216 Well, I think she should probably still see a nurse. 735 00:47:18,299 --> 00:47:20,593 Yeah, I got it. 736 00:47:21,928 --> 00:47:23,638 You forgot your pencil. 737 00:47:35,608 --> 00:47:37,318 So, Batface Girl, 738 00:47:37,402 --> 00:47:39,946 Savoy and hot dogs or tent and fear farts? 739 00:47:47,412 --> 00:47:49,122 Do we know you? 740 00:47:50,665 --> 00:47:52,792 Uh, well... 741 00:47:53,501 --> 00:47:56,337 we have been in the same school 742 00:47:56,421 --> 00:48:02,093 and year and classes for almost seven years now, but... no. 743 00:48:02,677 --> 00:48:05,555 - I guess not. - Oh. 744 00:48:05,972 --> 00:48:09,559 How funny. Didn't even know you existed. 745 00:48:11,686 --> 00:48:14,272 Or you, Alan. 746 00:48:15,273 --> 00:48:18,610 It's Archie, but don't worry about it. 747 00:48:22,655 --> 00:48:24,073 So here's the thing. 748 00:48:26,909 --> 00:48:29,621 We saw you talking to Billy earlier, didn't we, girls? 749 00:48:29,704 --> 00:48:31,914 Hm-hmm. 750 00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:36,461 Well, I fell and cut my knee and he... 751 00:48:36,544 --> 00:48:37,629 Aw. 752 00:48:38,504 --> 00:48:41,758 Poor little goose. 753 00:48:43,926 --> 00:48:46,554 Billy's „my” boyfriend. 754 00:48:46,638 --> 00:48:48,473 And we're going to the ball together. 755 00:48:49,641 --> 00:48:53,019 - He's asked you? - Face it. 756 00:48:53,102 --> 00:48:55,605 He's out of your league. 757 00:48:55,688 --> 00:48:58,358 Even with your vagina on show. 759 00:49:09,410 --> 00:49:11,537 If I threw a stick, Amber, would you chase it? 760 00:49:15,041 --> 00:49:16,417 Excuse me? 761 00:49:17,043 --> 00:49:20,254 - You heard me. - Oh... 762 00:49:20,338 --> 00:49:23,049 Sorry, my ears don't understand nerd. 763 00:49:23,132 --> 00:49:25,051 Well, let me be clear then. 764 00:49:25,134 --> 00:49:28,805 We value your opinion about as much as we value a white crayon. 765 00:49:28,888 --> 00:49:30,765 Ooh! 766 00:49:30,848 --> 00:49:32,141 Oh, Amber. 767 00:49:34,102 --> 00:49:38,481 Mummy and Daddy might have all the money in the world, Alan. 768 00:49:38,564 --> 00:49:40,858 But clearly, it doesn't buy taste. 770 00:49:45,363 --> 00:49:47,824 Look, Amber, I'm sorry. 771 00:49:48,324 --> 00:49:50,410 It's not that I don't like you, it's just that 772 00:49:50,493 --> 00:49:52,453 if you were on life support, I'd unplug you 773 00:49:52,537 --> 00:49:56,708 to charge my third phone. 774 00:49:57,667 --> 00:50:00,002 Why don't you spend less time worrying about us 775 00:50:00,086 --> 00:50:02,046 and more time worrying about your eyebrows? 779 00:50:15,184 --> 00:50:17,729 „Come, Amelia. We've got geography.” 780 00:50:18,896 --> 00:50:20,940 And these bitches are history. 781 00:50:27,822 --> 00:50:31,159 Mashface Girl! 782 00:50:37,290 --> 00:50:40,668 Whoo! 784 00:50:43,546 --> 00:50:46,174 "Stop worrying about us 785 00:50:46,257 --> 00:50:49,802 and start worrying more about your eyebrows!" 786 00:50:50,595 --> 00:50:52,722 I may have said that one a few times in the mirror. 787 00:50:53,598 --> 00:50:56,601 That was literally the best thing anyone's ever done for me. 788 00:50:56,684 --> 00:50:59,562 Nothing you wouldn't have done for me. 790 00:51:02,857 --> 00:51:06,194 Ugh! 791 00:51:18,372 --> 00:51:19,332 Amelia! 792 00:51:22,251 --> 00:51:23,544 Hey. 793 00:51:25,713 --> 00:51:28,966 I'm glad I caught up with you. Er, hey, man. 794 00:51:29,050 --> 00:51:31,093 What you did in there was super awesome. 795 00:51:31,177 --> 00:51:33,679 Aw, how sweet. You can drown now. 796 00:51:36,349 --> 00:51:38,142 It's Amelia, right? 797 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:45,107 Listen, I know we don't know each other, 798 00:51:45,191 --> 00:51:50,571 but I've seen you around a lot and we've never spoken, but... 799 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,908 do you want to go to dinner sometime? 800 00:51:55,743 --> 00:51:58,496 - What about Amber? - I always preferred the people 801 00:51:58,579 --> 00:52:00,998 that get milkshakes thrown on them, 802 00:52:01,082 --> 00:52:03,167 rather than the ones doing the throwing. 803 00:52:05,586 --> 00:52:08,089 - What do you say? - Yes. Yes, definitely. 804 00:52:09,674 --> 00:52:12,301 I mean, maybe. 805 00:52:15,054 --> 00:52:17,181 Yes, I'm in. 806 00:52:18,474 --> 00:52:20,351 Cool. 807 00:52:20,434 --> 00:52:24,814 - Uh, I'll pick you up tonight. - Yeah. 808 00:52:25,815 --> 00:52:28,442 See you later. Later, dude. 809 00:52:28,526 --> 00:52:30,778 Later, dickhead. 811 00:52:36,576 --> 00:52:40,746 „# I look hot in it, hot in it, I look hot in it #” 812 00:52:40,830 --> 00:52:42,874 „# I'm gon' be rocking it, dropping it #” 813 00:52:42,957 --> 00:52:46,502 „# Shake my ass, no stopping it, I look hot in it, hot in it #” 814 00:52:46,586 --> 00:52:47,879 „# I look hot in it #” 815 00:52:48,004 --> 00:52:50,172 „# Tonight I'm gon' be rocking it, dropping it #” 816 00:52:50,256 --> 00:52:51,382 „# Shake my ass, no stopping it #” 817 00:52:51,465 --> 00:52:52,508 Nope. 818 00:52:52,592 --> 00:52:55,678 „# I look hot in it, hot in it, I look hot in it #” 819 00:52:55,761 --> 00:52:57,805 „# Tonight I'm gon' be rocking it, dropping it #” 820 00:52:57,889 --> 00:52:59,390 - Yes! - „# Shake my... #” 823 00:53:03,644 --> 00:53:06,230 Fuck's sake. 825 00:53:17,742 --> 00:53:20,244 „I'm panicking. I need your help.” 826 00:53:20,328 --> 00:53:24,498 „He asked me on a date. A date!” He „asked” me. 827 00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:29,712 „You are a genius, Love Doctor.” 829 00:53:33,674 --> 00:53:35,217 Love Doctor? 830 00:53:37,261 --> 00:53:38,346 „Love Doctor?” 831 00:53:39,388 --> 00:53:42,391 „- Love Doctor?” - A date? 832 00:53:44,477 --> 00:53:46,354 Yes, a, um... 833 00:53:47,772 --> 00:53:49,273 a date is a great idea. 835 00:53:51,025 --> 00:53:53,653 „This is where you have to put it all on the line.” 836 00:53:55,404 --> 00:53:57,990 „- What do you mean?” - It's not going to be easy. 837 00:53:58,074 --> 00:54:00,409 „But if you truly love...” 838 00:54:02,453 --> 00:54:04,914 „Billy Walsh,” 839 00:54:04,997 --> 00:54:07,208 „I'll tell you exactly what you need to do” 840 00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:09,001 „to make sure he loves you back.” 841 00:54:09,085 --> 00:54:11,837 „Tell me. I'll do whatever you say.” 842 00:54:11,921 --> 00:54:17,551 „The meaner you treat him, the keener you'll keep him.” 843 00:54:20,179 --> 00:54:24,225 „Billy Walsh will be like putty in your hands.” 844 00:54:26,519 --> 00:54:29,730 It's human nature 101. 845 00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:41,075 The meaner you are to Billy Walsh, 846 00:54:41,158 --> 00:54:43,953 and anyone else in the restaurant, for that matter, 847 00:54:44,036 --> 00:54:45,329 the better. 848 00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:50,543 Er... 849 00:54:52,336 --> 00:54:54,505 What is this, the 1950s? 850 00:54:55,715 --> 00:54:57,508 Take this away. 851 00:54:58,342 --> 00:55:00,302 And get me a beer! 852 00:55:12,023 --> 00:55:14,191 - So... - So what? 853 00:55:14,275 --> 00:55:17,319 Uh... so, you like beer? 854 00:55:20,531 --> 00:55:23,325 - Love it. - Cool. 855 00:55:23,409 --> 00:55:25,953 I guess this doesn't matter. 856 00:55:26,829 --> 00:55:32,209 Er, so, tell me about yourself, Billy boy. 857 00:55:32,293 --> 00:55:34,712 What brings you to the United Kingdom? 858 00:55:34,795 --> 00:55:37,840 AKA England. 859 00:55:39,091 --> 00:55:42,762 Er, my father, actually. He's a... 860 00:55:45,347 --> 00:55:46,974 Ooh. 861 00:55:47,058 --> 00:55:50,936 He's actually a... importer and exporter. 862 00:55:56,650 --> 00:55:58,110 What time do you get off tonight? 863 00:55:59,945 --> 00:56:01,197 Er... 864 00:56:04,533 --> 00:56:06,994 Around 11. Once I've done the bins. 865 00:56:07,495 --> 00:56:10,206 Good to know, cutie. 867 00:56:15,044 --> 00:56:18,714 Hey, you OK? 868 00:56:19,215 --> 00:56:20,716 Never better. 871 00:56:36,690 --> 00:56:40,569 So you're a swim team captain, 872 00:56:40,653 --> 00:56:45,449 rugby captain, and you're an A-star student? 873 00:56:45,533 --> 00:56:48,661 What, were you made in a lab? 874 00:56:49,453 --> 00:56:51,789 I bet your parents worship the ground 875 00:56:51,872 --> 00:56:53,791 that Golden Balls walks on. 876 00:56:53,874 --> 00:56:55,292 It's not like that. 877 00:56:55,793 --> 00:56:58,337 And to top it all off, let me guess. 878 00:56:59,171 --> 00:57:01,590 Your parents are happily married 879 00:57:01,674 --> 00:57:04,343 and they have been since they met at that high school dance 880 00:57:04,426 --> 00:57:06,095 35 years ago. 881 00:57:06,178 --> 00:57:09,056 What a cliché. 882 00:57:09,765 --> 00:57:11,142 You know what? 883 00:57:14,645 --> 00:57:16,021 Tonight was a mistake. 884 00:57:16,105 --> 00:57:17,815 You're not the person I thought you were. 886 00:57:25,990 --> 00:57:28,617 Call me! 888 00:58:08,490 --> 00:58:10,701 You know, I've been judged my entire life. 889 00:58:10,784 --> 00:58:12,703 People have looked at me and figured it must be 890 00:58:12,786 --> 00:58:14,914 the easiest thing in the world being Billy Walsh. 891 00:58:14,997 --> 00:58:16,540 - I... - And that it's inconceivable 892 00:58:16,624 --> 00:58:19,543 for me to somehow feel any hardship or sadness. 893 00:58:20,127 --> 00:58:21,629 - That's not a... - You don't know 894 00:58:21,712 --> 00:58:23,839 that I haven't shared a conversation with my dad 895 00:58:23,923 --> 00:58:25,132 in the past five years 896 00:58:25,216 --> 00:58:28,469 about anything other than sports or scholarships. 897 00:58:29,678 --> 00:58:30,846 And ever since my mom died, 898 00:58:30,930 --> 00:58:32,640 he has been so consumed by his own pain 899 00:58:32,723 --> 00:58:34,642 he is completely oblivious to mine. 900 00:58:35,351 --> 00:58:38,479 And you don't know that because you don't know me. 901 00:58:38,562 --> 00:58:40,981 And just like everybody else, you don't want to. 902 00:58:46,612 --> 00:58:48,822 Tonight was a mistake. 903 00:58:48,906 --> 00:58:50,532 I just wanna say... 904 00:58:53,786 --> 00:58:56,872 you have the most incredible bone structure. 909 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,901 „Hello, everyone.” 910 00:59:25,985 --> 00:59:29,154 „My name is Amelia Elizabeth Brown.” 911 00:59:29,238 --> 00:59:30,906 Shit. 912 00:59:30,990 --> 00:59:33,534 „And last night, I misjudged someone.” 913 00:59:34,326 --> 00:59:38,289 „Someone who had the bravery to show me who they really are.” 914 00:59:38,372 --> 00:59:41,417 „To show me their scars, so...” 915 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,336 now I'm going to show you mine. 916 00:59:45,921 --> 00:59:49,174 OK, I'll start at the beginning. 917 00:59:50,426 --> 00:59:51,802 When I was three, 918 00:59:52,219 --> 00:59:55,597 „we were stuck in traffic on the way to Disneyland” 919 00:59:55,681 --> 00:59:59,351 „and I had to go to the bathroom, like, now.” 920 01:00:00,102 --> 01:00:02,521 My parents told me to go on the side of the motorway, 921 01:00:02,604 --> 01:00:04,023 thinking it was just a number one. 923 01:00:05,232 --> 01:00:07,651 „- So, I got out...” - Huh? 924 01:00:07,735 --> 01:00:09,737 ...dutifully squatted down 925 01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:11,739 and took a huge dump on the hard shoulder. 927 01:00:15,242 --> 01:00:17,578 Amelia Brown's officially having a mental breakdown. 928 01:00:19,246 --> 01:00:20,456 „When I was four,” 929 01:00:20,539 --> 01:00:22,624 my family and I went to Edinburgh 930 01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:25,544 and decided to go to the botanical gardens. 931 01:00:25,586 --> 01:00:28,297 „I was drawn to these giant lily pads.” 932 01:00:28,380 --> 01:00:32,217 I had memories of watching frogs jump on them in Disney movies 933 01:00:32,301 --> 01:00:34,094 „and thought it would be an excellent idea” 934 01:00:34,178 --> 01:00:37,598 „to try and hop onto one to see if it could hold my weight.” 935 01:00:37,681 --> 01:00:40,309 I hate these fucking kids. 936 01:00:40,392 --> 01:00:41,894 It didn't. 937 01:00:42,978 --> 01:00:45,564 „OK, this is a good one.” 938 01:00:45,647 --> 01:00:47,608 „When I was five,” 939 01:00:47,691 --> 01:00:51,153 „I stood on a wasps' nest while playing hide and seek.” 940 01:00:51,862 --> 01:00:55,491 „I was wearing a skirt and got stung on my vagina.” 942 01:00:56,658 --> 01:01:01,580 „- Hashtag swollen lips.” - This is gold. 943 01:01:01,663 --> 01:01:04,458 Hashtag officially ruined. 946 01:01:24,686 --> 01:01:27,648 You know, when I was eight, 947 01:01:27,731 --> 01:01:30,359 my mum, she wanted me to go to the Girl Guides. 948 01:01:30,818 --> 01:01:33,570 „I really didn't want to go.” 949 01:01:35,406 --> 01:01:38,283 „But she took me there anyway.” 950 01:01:39,618 --> 01:01:42,079 And before I got out of the car... 951 01:01:44,164 --> 01:01:46,417 I told her that I hated her. 952 01:01:52,089 --> 01:01:55,384 A few days later, she got sick 953 01:01:56,135 --> 01:01:58,137 „and was taken into hospital.” 954 01:02:00,389 --> 01:02:01,974 „When I was nine,” 955 01:02:03,934 --> 01:02:06,687 „my mum still wasn't out of hospital.” 956 01:02:12,609 --> 01:02:16,029 And when I was ten, she died. 958 01:02:23,036 --> 01:02:25,497 When I was 11, 959 01:02:25,581 --> 01:02:28,792 my dad brought a mannequin home from work 960 01:02:28,876 --> 01:02:31,753 and started dancing with it in our living room. 961 01:02:31,837 --> 01:02:33,839 Milly! 962 01:02:33,922 --> 01:02:36,508 Milly, stop. You don't have to do this. 963 01:02:45,309 --> 01:02:50,856 When I was 12, I developed a massive crush on Justin Bieber. 964 01:02:51,857 --> 01:02:53,692 And when I was 13, I stuck a picture of him 965 01:02:53,775 --> 01:02:55,903 - onto my dad's mannequin... - She's in here! 966 01:02:55,986 --> 01:02:58,989 ...and practised kissing it. 967 01:03:12,753 --> 01:03:16,840 I think it's safe to say that now, standing here, 968 01:03:16,924 --> 01:03:18,967 watching Milly reveal the most embarrassing, 969 01:03:19,051 --> 01:03:21,595 most horrific parts of her life, 970 01:03:21,678 --> 01:03:23,639 I may have taken this a little too far. 972 01:03:30,270 --> 01:03:34,441 When I was 14, I started padding my bra with tissue paper. 973 01:03:46,703 --> 01:03:50,082 I heard somewhere along the way that if you love someone, 974 01:03:50,165 --> 01:03:52,543 you have to set them free. 975 01:03:52,626 --> 01:03:54,753 It's a hard concept to understand 976 01:03:54,836 --> 01:03:57,339 unless you've been where I am right now. 977 01:04:02,886 --> 01:04:05,013 And when I was 15, 978 01:04:06,848 --> 01:04:09,851 I started to get worried that I'd never been kissed. 979 01:04:09,935 --> 01:04:12,104 „But maybe that is exactly what I have to do.” 980 01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:14,481 I have to set Amelia Brown... 981 01:04:14,565 --> 01:04:17,985 - „# When I look into your eyes #” - free. 982 01:04:18,068 --> 01:04:19,444 When I was 17... 983 01:04:19,528 --> 01:04:20,904 „# It's like watching the night #” 985 01:04:25,075 --> 01:04:29,204 „# Or a beautiful sunrise #” 986 01:04:30,455 --> 01:04:32,416 „# Well, there's so much they hold #” 988 01:04:36,128 --> 01:04:41,341 „# And just like them old stars #” 989 01:04:41,425 --> 01:04:46,430 „# I see that you've come so far #” 990 01:04:46,513 --> 01:04:50,809 „# To be right where you are #” 991 01:04:51,643 --> 01:04:55,814 „# How old is your soul? #” 992 01:04:57,232 --> 01:05:00,068 „# Well, I won't give up on... #” 993 01:05:00,152 --> 01:05:02,738 I'm still 17 years old. 994 01:05:02,821 --> 01:05:07,784 - „# Even if the skies get rough #” - And I'm about to graduate. 995 01:05:07,868 --> 01:05:13,081 „# I'm giving you all my love #” 996 01:05:13,165 --> 01:05:16,501 „# I'm still looking up #” 997 01:05:18,462 --> 01:05:22,674 „# And when you're needing your space #” 998 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,011 „# To do some navigating #” 999 01:05:26,094 --> 01:05:28,805 And I've still never kissed anyone. 1000 01:05:29,514 --> 01:05:34,269 „# I'll be here patiently waiting #” 1001 01:05:34,353 --> 01:05:37,856 „# To see what you find #” 1003 01:05:39,775 --> 01:05:43,528 „# Cos even the stars, they burn #” 1005 01:05:45,030 --> 01:05:50,369 „# Some even fall to the earth #” 1006 01:05:50,452 --> 01:05:52,162 „- # We got... #” - No! 1007 01:05:52,704 --> 01:05:55,540 Detention! Forever! 1008 01:05:55,624 --> 01:05:57,250 Perverts! 1009 01:06:07,386 --> 01:06:09,096 Don't stop, William. 1012 01:06:18,063 --> 01:06:23,443 „# If I were you, I would open my curtains #” 1013 01:06:23,527 --> 01:06:27,072 No, no, no! 1014 01:06:27,155 --> 01:06:32,744 „# If I were you, I would have a look outside #” 1016 01:06:36,581 --> 01:06:38,375 „# Put on my shoes #” 1017 01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:42,796 „# And leave this sunken room behind #” 1018 01:06:42,879 --> 01:06:45,298 „# And I would drive #” 1020 01:06:55,058 --> 01:06:59,896 „# And on my way, I would visit your mother #” 1021 01:07:02,524 --> 01:07:04,067 Wait till you see what I do with these. 1022 01:07:04,151 --> 01:07:09,531 „# If I were you, I would ask about her life #” 1023 01:07:13,535 --> 01:07:15,454 „# Maybe you'll find... #” 1025 01:07:17,164 --> 01:07:19,458 You know, I might be one of the only people in the universe 1026 01:07:19,541 --> 01:07:22,961 who doesn't like popcorn or milk chocolate balls. 1027 01:07:23,754 --> 01:07:25,964 - More for me. - OK. 1030 01:07:31,595 --> 01:07:33,513 This is the best part. You don't wanna miss it! 1032 01:07:39,895 --> 01:07:42,522 - I'm sorry. - Did you just fart? 1033 01:07:42,606 --> 01:07:44,191 Um, no. 1034 01:07:45,025 --> 01:07:47,486 It... It was a fear fart. 1035 01:07:47,569 --> 01:07:49,821 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 1038 01:08:18,767 --> 01:08:22,896 „# Who knows how long we got? #” 1040 01:08:25,732 --> 01:08:30,237 „# As long as I am breathing #” 1041 01:08:30,904 --> 01:08:36,576 „# Know it's not too late to love #” 1044 01:09:23,248 --> 01:09:25,125 How are you holding up? 1045 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:27,168 I won't be needing that, that's for sure. 1048 01:09:43,685 --> 01:09:44,895 Wow. 1049 01:09:46,897 --> 01:09:48,982 Whoa. 1050 01:09:51,818 --> 01:09:54,112 All well out there in the universe? 1051 01:10:01,161 --> 01:10:02,787 Ready for your big day tomorrow? 1055 01:10:31,024 --> 01:10:35,779 Can I ask you something about Mum? 1056 01:10:36,696 --> 01:10:38,073 Always. 1057 01:10:40,575 --> 01:10:44,287 How did you know that, you know, she was the one? 1058 01:10:44,955 --> 01:10:46,957 Oh, that was easy. 1059 01:10:47,832 --> 01:10:49,918 She was the only girl in university who wanted me. 1061 01:10:52,003 --> 01:10:55,340 No, I'm serious. 1062 01:10:56,716 --> 01:10:58,760 OK, well, um... 1063 01:10:58,843 --> 01:11:02,472 she had this beat-up old Volkswagen. 1064 01:11:02,555 --> 01:11:07,435 One day, she broke down right outside the university gates. 1065 01:11:07,519 --> 01:11:09,771 And that was the first time that I plucked up the courage 1066 01:11:09,854 --> 01:11:12,649 - to speak to her. - What did you say? 1067 01:11:12,732 --> 01:11:15,485 Well, her head was buried in the bonnet, but I said... 1068 01:11:16,903 --> 01:11:19,447 "Time to check that thing into the old Volks' home, 1069 01:11:19,531 --> 01:11:20,699 don't you think?" 1070 01:11:20,782 --> 01:11:22,117 - No, you didn't. - Yes. 1071 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:26,538 No, you didn't! Oh, I hope she ran a mile! 1072 01:11:26,621 --> 01:11:28,039 Well, luckily for me, 1073 01:11:28,123 --> 01:11:31,292 your mum was new to the area, so I did offer her a tour. 1074 01:11:31,376 --> 01:11:33,294 All the way to the local petrol station, 1075 01:11:33,378 --> 01:11:35,213 which just happened to be miles away, 1076 01:11:35,296 --> 01:11:40,343 and we fell in love on that drive... as friends. 1077 01:11:42,804 --> 01:11:44,222 Friends? 1078 01:11:44,305 --> 01:11:46,933 Yeah, best friends. 1079 01:11:49,227 --> 01:11:53,815 We spent... Well, we spent every waking moment together. 1080 01:11:55,734 --> 01:11:57,652 I mean, there was nobody 1081 01:11:57,736 --> 01:12:00,822 we would rather spend time with than each other. 1082 01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:03,616 You know, it just... 1083 01:12:05,243 --> 01:12:07,370 it just made perfect sense. 1084 01:12:12,292 --> 01:12:14,252 If you think too loudly, 1085 01:12:15,211 --> 01:12:17,714 you'll never hear the answer you're looking for. 1086 01:12:23,344 --> 01:12:26,598 Right, I'm gonna go to bed. I love you, Mills. 1088 01:12:49,079 --> 01:12:50,872 How do I look? 1089 01:12:51,206 --> 01:12:52,707 Like your mother. 1090 01:12:55,710 --> 01:12:57,587 Well, thanks for your help, Maggie. 1091 01:12:57,670 --> 01:13:00,256 I never would have got this dress over these bad boys. 1092 01:13:00,340 --> 01:13:03,051 He's one lucky boy. 1093 01:13:04,135 --> 01:13:05,929 Would you both mind giving me a minute? 1094 01:13:06,763 --> 01:13:08,264 Of course. 1096 01:13:58,648 --> 01:14:01,025 Always follow your heart, Mills. 1097 01:14:06,364 --> 01:14:08,783 It'll rarely lead you the wrong way. 1099 01:14:22,755 --> 01:14:24,382 Hey, Billy. 1100 01:14:24,465 --> 01:14:27,927 - Good afternoon, Mr Brown. - How are you? 1101 01:14:34,767 --> 01:14:36,102 Milly? 1102 01:14:38,146 --> 01:14:41,357 Hey, Milly, you in there? 1103 01:14:41,774 --> 01:14:43,568 - Milly? - The window. 1104 01:14:44,444 --> 01:14:48,656 „# I wanna see the rest of the world the same way that you do #” 1105 01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:51,826 „# I wanna be the home that you leave and you return to #” 1106 01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:53,077 Godspeed! 1107 01:14:53,161 --> 01:14:55,580 „# I wanna stay here in your arms as long as I can do #” 1109 01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:03,087 „# The silver hair and golden years #” 1110 01:15:03,171 --> 01:15:07,217 „# That seem so far until they're near #” 1111 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:12,805 „# There's so much left to do down here, I know #” 1112 01:15:13,681 --> 01:15:16,226 „# All anyone wants is just #” 1113 01:15:16,309 --> 01:15:20,396 „# More time, more life, more healing #” 1114 01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:24,817 „# More love, more us, more feeling, yeah #” 1115 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:28,488 „# Oh, I just need, I'm just needing #” 1116 01:15:28,571 --> 01:15:32,575 „# More you, more nights for dreaming #” 1117 01:15:32,659 --> 01:15:36,246 „# These days go by so fast and I... #” 1118 01:15:36,329 --> 01:15:37,497 Huh? 1119 01:15:37,580 --> 01:15:42,001 „# Oh, I just need, I'm just needing more #” 1120 01:15:42,085 --> 01:15:43,878 „# Oh, yeah #” 1121 01:15:45,630 --> 01:15:48,675 „# Oh, I just need... #” 1123 01:15:53,846 --> 01:15:57,892 „# Yeah, I just need, I'm just needing more #” 1124 01:15:58,393 --> 01:15:59,811 „# More #” 1126 01:16:02,230 --> 01:16:04,148 „# More healing #” 1127 01:16:04,232 --> 01:16:08,569 „# More love, more us, more feeling, yeah #” 1128 01:16:09,112 --> 01:16:12,282 „# Oh, I just need, I'm just needing #” 1129 01:16:12,365 --> 01:16:14,534 „# More you, more nights for dreaming #” 1131 01:16:16,536 --> 01:16:20,707 „# These days go by so fast and I #” 1132 01:16:21,332 --> 01:16:25,753 „# Oh, I just need, I'm just needing more #” 1133 01:16:25,837 --> 01:16:28,006 „# Oh, yeah #” 1134 01:16:28,089 --> 01:16:29,424 „# More #” 1135 01:16:29,507 --> 01:16:32,176 „# Oh, I just need, I'm just needing #” 1136 01:16:32,260 --> 01:16:33,428 „# More #” 1137 01:16:33,511 --> 01:16:36,222 „# Oh, I just need, I'm just needing #” 1138 01:16:36,306 --> 01:16:37,807 „# More #” 1139 01:16:37,890 --> 01:16:41,185 „# Yeah, I just need, I'm just needing more #” 1140 01:16:42,061 --> 01:16:44,522 „# Oh, yeah #” 1141 01:16:48,067 --> 01:16:52,030 William, please, just... Can you just leave me alo... 1142 01:16:57,994 --> 01:17:01,456 - What are you doing here? - Shut up. 1143 01:17:07,211 --> 01:17:08,588 Get dressed. 1145 01:17:12,550 --> 01:17:13,593 I need a date. 1146 01:17:14,844 --> 01:17:19,098 - What happened to Boy Wonder? - Less questions, more dressing. 1147 01:17:19,182 --> 01:17:20,892 We should be drunk by now. 1148 01:17:21,601 --> 01:17:22,602 Enough. 1149 01:17:27,231 --> 01:17:29,108 We've barely spoken for weeks, 1150 01:17:29,192 --> 01:17:31,486 and now you're here in my house, in my room, 1151 01:17:31,569 --> 01:17:32,737 asking me to drink champagne 1152 01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:34,655 and pretending like everything's normal. 1153 01:17:34,739 --> 01:17:36,616 Archie, I... 1154 01:17:36,699 --> 01:17:38,993 Look, if you and Billy have had some sort of argument 1155 01:17:39,077 --> 01:17:41,371 and you've come here because you want little old Archie 1156 01:17:41,454 --> 01:17:44,040 to pat you on the back and tell you it will all be OK, 1157 01:17:44,123 --> 01:17:45,124 it's not gonna happen. 1158 01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:49,670 Not today. 1159 01:17:50,922 --> 01:17:52,382 Not anymore. 1160 01:17:54,008 --> 01:17:55,843 Archie, that's not why I'm here. 1161 01:17:55,927 --> 01:18:00,223 - Then why are you here? - Because I made a mistake. 1162 01:18:00,306 --> 01:18:01,516 OK? 1163 01:18:03,017 --> 01:18:07,230 A big, fat, stupid mistake. 1164 01:18:09,107 --> 01:18:14,278 I've spent so long dreaming of having a boyfriend 1165 01:18:14,362 --> 01:18:19,075 and falling in love and going on romantic dates. 1166 01:18:20,284 --> 01:18:22,286 Sunset kisses. 1167 01:18:24,747 --> 01:18:27,542 When always... 1168 01:18:30,128 --> 01:18:32,380 it's been right in front of me. 1169 01:18:34,382 --> 01:18:36,050 Are you...? 1170 01:18:39,095 --> 01:18:41,722 I love you... 1171 01:18:41,806 --> 01:18:46,269 Archibald Richard Randolph Reginald Arnold. 1172 01:18:50,982 --> 01:18:53,776 And I always have. 1174 01:19:03,453 --> 01:19:06,164 Whoa! 1176 01:19:11,419 --> 01:19:15,673 - How'd that go? - Yep. Yep. 1177 01:19:15,756 --> 01:19:17,633 „# Love is like rocket, watch it blast off #” 1178 01:19:17,717 --> 01:19:20,052 „# And I'm feeling so electric, dance my arse off #” 1179 01:19:20,136 --> 01:19:22,305 „# And even if I wanted to, I can't stop #” 1180 01:19:22,388 --> 01:19:24,724 „# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #” 1181 01:19:24,807 --> 01:19:26,893 „# My love is like rocket, watch it blast off #” 1182 01:19:26,976 --> 01:19:29,437 „# And I'm feeling so electric, dance my arse off #” 1183 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:31,898 „# And even if I wanted to, I can't stop #” 1184 01:19:31,981 --> 01:19:34,442 „# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #” 1185 01:19:34,525 --> 01:19:36,944 „# You want me, I want you, baby #” 1186 01:19:37,028 --> 01:19:38,446 „# My sugar boo #” 1193 01:20:40,383 --> 01:20:41,842 Milly. 1194 01:20:41,926 --> 01:20:43,719 I'm gonna need some help. 1195 01:20:48,266 --> 01:20:49,517 What the fuck? 1196 01:20:51,561 --> 01:20:55,773 What the fuck, Archie? 1197 01:20:56,774 --> 01:20:57,900 I can explain. 1198 01:20:58,317 --> 01:20:59,902 What the fuck? 1199 01:21:00,903 --> 01:21:03,531 Amelia, wait. Please. 1201 01:21:24,176 --> 01:21:25,428 There are moments in your life 1202 01:21:25,511 --> 01:21:27,221 where you're faced with just two choices. 1204 01:21:29,307 --> 01:21:30,808 The consequences of either one 1205 01:21:30,891 --> 01:21:33,227 will shape the rest of your days for as long as you live. 1206 01:21:33,936 --> 01:21:35,313 Sometimes you have to listen 1207 01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:37,106 to what the universe is trying to tell you. 1208 01:21:37,690 --> 01:21:40,568 Sometimes all you can do is tell the universe to go fuck itself 1209 01:21:40,651 --> 01:21:43,321 and do exactly what you know in your heart is right. 1210 01:21:46,991 --> 01:21:49,827 And if there's one thing I know now more than ever before 1211 01:21:49,910 --> 01:21:54,248 it's that Amelia Brown is my universe. 1212 01:21:54,332 --> 01:21:55,958 That'll do. 1213 01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:04,091 It's time for the finale. 1215 01:22:28,991 --> 01:22:31,369 What the fuck? 1219 01:22:49,845 --> 01:22:53,099 You're really impressive in class. 1220 01:22:54,892 --> 01:22:57,937 You're, like, totally right about everything you say. 1221 01:23:00,648 --> 01:23:03,025 Let's get a drink. 1222 01:23:05,444 --> 01:23:08,823 - Hey. - Hi. 1223 01:23:09,657 --> 01:23:11,742 Can we talk? 1224 01:23:16,372 --> 01:23:18,082 You look really beautiful, Amber. 1225 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:20,584 I know. 1226 01:23:22,795 --> 01:23:27,049 Photo booth. 1227 01:23:32,138 --> 01:23:35,725 - Anyone spiked the punch yet? - Er, yeah. 1228 01:23:36,475 --> 01:23:37,810 Excellent. 1229 01:23:43,107 --> 01:23:44,692 So, er... 1230 01:23:45,484 --> 01:23:48,237 things have been a little... weird. 1231 01:23:49,697 --> 01:23:52,241 And I, and I think... Well, well, no... 1232 01:23:52,324 --> 01:23:55,828 I „know” that's on me. Mostly on me. 1233 01:23:57,663 --> 01:24:02,334 But for what it's worth, I truly am sorry for... 1234 01:24:03,043 --> 01:24:05,129 well, everything. 1235 01:24:07,465 --> 01:24:11,552 And you're a great guy, Billy. I mean that. 1236 01:24:13,929 --> 01:24:16,182 - But... - Look, um... 1237 01:24:16,265 --> 01:24:18,726 I've never been broken up with before. 1238 01:24:19,894 --> 01:24:22,772 So, is it OK if I just stop you right there? 1239 01:24:28,819 --> 01:24:30,070 I am sorry. 1240 01:24:35,451 --> 01:24:36,869 So where is he then? 1241 01:24:40,581 --> 01:24:44,084 I think it's gonna be me, myself and Milly for a while. 1242 01:24:45,169 --> 01:24:48,631 Sounds chaotic. 1243 01:24:51,550 --> 01:24:54,178 Er... find me for a dance later? 1244 01:24:54,261 --> 01:24:56,847 - You can count on it. - Hey! 1245 01:24:58,516 --> 01:25:00,601 - Ooh! - Where have you been? 1246 01:25:00,684 --> 01:25:02,144 Sorting out your little problem. 1247 01:25:02,228 --> 01:25:03,896 What problem would that be exactly? 1253 01:25:30,130 --> 01:25:31,465 Who's there? 1254 01:25:32,967 --> 01:25:36,262 Stop right there. I've... I've got a gun! 1255 01:25:39,265 --> 01:25:43,185 No way are you rescuing me. 1256 01:25:43,894 --> 01:25:46,814 You're only a hero if the person needs rescuing, 1257 01:25:46,897 --> 01:25:48,816 and I was perfectly fine out here alone 1258 01:25:48,899 --> 01:25:51,110 enjoying some quality Archibald time. 1259 01:25:51,610 --> 01:25:53,362 Yeah? 1260 01:25:53,445 --> 01:25:55,573 I see you got a haircut too. 1263 01:26:08,252 --> 01:26:09,461 Go get her. 1264 01:26:11,964 --> 01:26:13,257 Right. 1265 01:26:14,925 --> 01:26:17,094 This doesn't mean we're friends! 1266 01:26:18,137 --> 01:26:21,473 The English. So dramatic. 1267 01:26:23,809 --> 01:26:26,270 „# Baby, if you thought that I was trouble #” 1268 01:26:26,645 --> 01:26:29,231 „# Then you're gonna hate what's coming next #” 1269 01:26:29,315 --> 01:26:31,817 „# Kinda like your worst nightmare but double #” 1270 01:26:32,151 --> 01:26:34,612 „# Is that an angel? No, it's your ex #” 1271 01:26:34,695 --> 01:26:37,281 „# Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? #” 1272 01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:39,867 „# I don't think you knew just what you'd done #” 1275 01:26:47,249 --> 01:26:48,459 I need that microphone. 1276 01:26:48,542 --> 01:26:50,419 I think you're gonna need a lot more than that. 1277 01:26:50,502 --> 01:26:52,713 I fucked up. It's about a girl, and... 1278 01:26:52,796 --> 01:26:54,006 It's about a girl? 1279 01:26:54,089 --> 01:26:55,090 Why didn't you say? 1281 01:27:01,847 --> 01:27:02,890 Wanker! 1282 01:27:04,475 --> 01:27:08,103 Just picture everybody naked. Especially that one over there. 1283 01:27:08,437 --> 01:27:10,648 Shrivelled yam bag. 1285 01:27:12,066 --> 01:27:14,443 - Don't give him the mic! - What are you doing? 1286 01:27:14,526 --> 01:27:17,696 You suck! 1287 01:27:19,907 --> 01:27:21,116 Get him off! 1288 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,202 Get off the fucking stage! 1289 01:27:23,285 --> 01:27:26,080 Bell-end! 1290 01:27:28,666 --> 01:27:31,085 Happy graduation, honey! 1292 01:27:36,006 --> 01:27:38,926 Get off. 1293 01:27:39,969 --> 01:27:42,680 You're up there, come on, at least say something. 1294 01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:46,433 Go home, loser! 1295 01:27:46,517 --> 01:27:48,894 - My name is... - Cakeface Boy! 1298 01:27:52,731 --> 01:27:55,234 Get off the stage, four eyes! 1299 01:27:55,901 --> 01:27:58,278 Off! Off! Off! 1302 01:28:14,003 --> 01:28:16,296 For as long as I can remember... 1303 01:28:17,047 --> 01:28:19,174 I've been fascinated by the night sky. 1304 01:28:19,258 --> 01:28:20,551 Who cares? 1305 01:28:20,634 --> 01:28:24,722 Home to over 200 billion trillion stars. 1306 01:28:24,805 --> 01:28:28,267 And much like our universe, we were all born after a big bang. 1307 01:28:28,350 --> 01:28:31,353 Oh. Amen. 1308 01:28:32,521 --> 01:28:36,191 And just like the stars, we're all unique in our own ways. 1309 01:28:36,734 --> 01:28:37,860 Billy. 1310 01:28:39,069 --> 01:28:42,197 You're a solar-type star, just like Alpha Centauri. 1311 01:28:42,281 --> 01:28:44,450 You'll burn so bright that we can all see you, 1312 01:28:44,533 --> 01:28:46,744 a gravitational pull so large 1313 01:28:46,827 --> 01:28:48,328 that others are drawn towards it. 1314 01:28:48,412 --> 01:28:50,039 That's our Billy! 1315 01:28:50,122 --> 01:28:53,917 We have hot blue stars that are naturally so beautiful. 1316 01:28:53,959 --> 01:28:56,754 We have super giant stars and so many more. 1317 01:28:57,212 --> 01:29:00,466 „And, all of you, you're all your own stars.” 1318 01:29:03,218 --> 01:29:05,679 I'm a binary star. 1319 01:29:05,763 --> 01:29:09,600 A star system consisting of two stars orbiting a common centre. 1320 01:29:10,809 --> 01:29:13,395 The B star, me, 1321 01:29:13,729 --> 01:29:17,357 it shines less bright, but its counterpart... 1322 01:29:18,942 --> 01:29:23,655 the primary star, it burns much brighter. 1323 01:29:24,865 --> 01:29:26,241 Much hotter. 1324 01:29:29,036 --> 01:29:31,580 And I almost destroyed my counterpart. 1325 01:29:32,873 --> 01:29:34,249 My star. 1326 01:29:38,170 --> 01:29:41,673 Never again will I lose sight of its brilliance. 1327 01:29:41,757 --> 01:29:45,803 Never again will I be so stupid or so selfish or so... 1328 01:29:50,641 --> 01:29:52,017 scared. 1329 01:30:01,902 --> 01:30:03,070 Milly. 1330 01:30:04,947 --> 01:30:07,366 I will never again stand in the way of what you want 1331 01:30:07,449 --> 01:30:09,284 or what makes you happy. 1332 01:30:10,661 --> 01:30:13,038 And I'm truly sorry that I have kept something from you 1333 01:30:13,122 --> 01:30:14,998 for as long as I can remember. 1334 01:30:15,999 --> 01:30:18,127 And I can blame it on the universe as much as I want, 1335 01:30:18,210 --> 01:30:19,503 but the truth is... 1336 01:30:22,589 --> 01:30:24,466 I've been a coward. 1337 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:30,722 Until now. 1338 01:30:34,309 --> 01:30:37,104 Amelia Elizabeth Brown... 1340 01:30:38,605 --> 01:30:42,317 I love you more than I have ever found a way to say. 1341 01:30:42,401 --> 01:30:43,902 I love you more than I did yesterday, 1342 01:30:43,986 --> 01:30:46,321 and I will love you more tomorrow. 1343 01:30:46,905 --> 01:30:49,241 I love you more than the universe, more than the stars... 1344 01:30:49,324 --> 01:30:51,743 Just shut up. 1345 01:30:55,998 --> 01:30:58,000 And kiss me. 1346 01:31:13,765 --> 01:31:16,393 „# This wasn't how it's supposed to go #” 1347 01:31:16,476 --> 01:31:18,353 „# I should be the one you're dancing with... #” 1348 01:31:18,437 --> 01:31:20,981 Any childhood loves I should know about? 1349 01:31:21,064 --> 01:31:23,567 - Charles Dickens. „- # Everybody at my fingertips #” 1350 01:31:23,650 --> 01:31:26,862 - He's dead, right? - Ninth of June, 1870. 1351 01:31:26,945 --> 01:31:29,156 „# And, baby, you were meant to follow me #” 1352 01:31:29,239 --> 01:31:31,283 „# And I was gonna act surprised #” 1353 01:31:31,742 --> 01:31:34,328 „- # Even though I'd know you... #” - Wanna dance? 1354 01:31:35,787 --> 01:31:39,166 „# It's not like I've been crying #” 1355 01:31:39,249 --> 01:31:40,417 „# No #” 1356 01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:44,630 „# There's just smoke in my eyes #” 1357 01:31:44,713 --> 01:31:47,799 „# Cos this ain't no John Hughes movie #” 1358 01:31:47,883 --> 01:31:50,552 „# Where the girl gets the guy #” 1359 01:31:50,636 --> 01:31:54,806 „# You look right through me every time you walk by #” 1360 01:31:54,890 --> 01:31:58,393 „# I keep waiting for the heartbreak music #” 1361 01:31:58,477 --> 01:32:00,646 „# That's never gonna come #” 1362 01:32:00,729 --> 01:32:04,441 „# Cos if you don't want me #” 1363 01:32:04,983 --> 01:32:06,318 „# Then you're not the one #” 1364 01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:17,246 „# Sitting on a bathroom floor #” 1365 01:32:17,788 --> 01:32:19,873 „# Trying to get my composure back #” 1366 01:32:20,374 --> 01:32:22,209 „# Think I built it up too tall #” 1367 01:32:22,918 --> 01:32:25,212 „# Knew I should've worn my Adidas #” 1368 01:32:26,421 --> 01:32:31,343 „# It's not like I've been crying, no #” 1369 01:32:31,426 --> 01:32:35,264 „# There's just smoke in my eyes #” 1370 01:32:35,806 --> 01:32:39,142 „# Cos this ain't no John Hughes movie #” 1371 01:32:39,226 --> 01:32:41,561 „# Where the girl gets the guy #” 1372 01:32:41,645 --> 01:32:45,941 „# You look right through me every time you walk by #” 1373 01:32:46,024 --> 01:32:49,569 „# I keep waiting for the heartbreak music #” 1374 01:32:49,653 --> 01:32:51,780 „# That's never gonna come #” 1375 01:32:51,863 --> 01:32:55,826 „# Cos if you don't want me #” 1376 01:32:55,909 --> 01:32:57,327 „# Then you're not the one #” 1378 01:33:04,209 --> 01:33:05,794 Hello? 1379 01:33:05,877 --> 01:33:08,005 Yes, hello. 1380 01:33:08,088 --> 01:33:09,715 Is this the Love Doctor? 1382 01:33:39,578 --> 01:33:41,663 „# Take me to your best friend's house #” 1383 01:33:41,747 --> 01:33:45,709 „# Going round this roundabout, oh, yeah #” 1384 01:33:48,045 --> 01:33:50,047 „# Take me to your best friend's house #” 1385 01:33:50,130 --> 01:33:55,761 „# I loved you then and I love you now, oh, yeah #” 1386 01:33:56,511 --> 01:34:00,766 „# Don't take me tongue-tied #” 1387 01:34:00,849 --> 01:34:04,978 „# Don't wave no goodbye #” 1388 01:34:05,062 --> 01:34:09,274 „# Don't... #” 1389 01:34:09,358 --> 01:34:10,692 „# Break #” 1390 01:34:17,616 --> 01:34:19,785 „# Take me to your best friend's house #” 1391 01:34:19,868 --> 01:34:24,748 „# Marmalade, we're making out, oh, yeah #” 1392 01:34:26,083 --> 01:34:28,335 „# Take me to your best friend's house #” 1393 01:34:28,418 --> 01:34:34,383 „# I loved you then and I love you now #” 1394 01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:39,012 „# Don't take me tongue-tied #” 1395 01:34:39,096 --> 01:34:43,266 „# Don't wave no goodbye #” 1396 01:34:43,350 --> 01:34:47,479 „# Don't... #” 1397 01:34:47,562 --> 01:34:49,606 „# Break #” 1398 01:34:49,689 --> 01:34:51,983 „# One, two, three, four #” 1399 01:34:52,067 --> 01:34:56,238 „# Don't leave me tongue-tied, let's stay up all night #” 1400 01:34:56,321 --> 01:35:00,492 „# I'll get real high, slumber party, pillow fight #” 1401 01:35:00,575 --> 01:35:04,830 „# My eyes on your eyes like Peter Pan up in the sky #” 1402 01:35:04,913 --> 01:35:06,456 „# My best friend's house tonight #” 1403 01:35:06,540 --> 01:35:08,792 „# Let's bump the beats till beddy-bye #” 1404 01:35:08,875 --> 01:35:13,004 „# Don't take me tongue-tied #” 1405 01:35:13,088 --> 01:35:17,217 „# Don't wave no goodbye #” 1406 01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:21,471 „# Don't take me tongue-tied #” 1407 01:35:21,555 --> 01:35:25,767 „# Don't kiss me goodnight #” 1408 01:35:25,851 --> 01:35:30,272 „# Don't... #” 1409 01:35:36,486 --> 01:35:38,572 „# Take me to your best friend's house #” 1410 01:35:38,655 --> 01:35:43,076 „# Going round this roundabout, oh, yeah #” 1411 01:35:44,870 --> 01:35:46,955 „# Take me to your best friend's house #” 1412 01:35:47,038 --> 01:35:52,544 „# I loved you then and I love you now #” 1413 01:35:53,462 --> 01:35:57,632 „# Don't leave me tongue-tied #” 1414 01:35:57,716 --> 01:36:01,845 „# Don't wave no goodbye #” 1415 01:36:01,928 --> 01:36:06,099 „# Don't leave me tongue-tied #” 1416 01:36:06,183 --> 01:36:10,353 „# Don't... #” 1417 01:36:10,437 --> 01:36:14,649 „# Don't leave me tongue-tied #” 1418 01:36:14,733 --> 01:36:18,904 „# Don't wave no goodbye #” 1419 01:36:18,987 --> 01:36:23,116 „# Don't leave me tongue-tied #” 1420 01:36:23,200 --> 01:36:27,621 „# Don't... #” 1421 01:36:31,291 --> 01:36:34,544 „# Yeah, yeah, yeah #” 1422 01:36:35,253 --> 01:36:39,049 „# Yeah, yeah #” 1423 01:36:40,383 --> 01:36:43,678 „# Yeah #” 91859