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- * Lookin' for attention *
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* You know you got *
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* All eyes on *
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* All eyes on you *
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* *
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* You know you want...*
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[chime]
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* *
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- Hey, Christine,
it's your favorite agent.
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Miles has met with Martin
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at the "Morning Show"
in New York.
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It's not gonna happen.
I'm sorry.
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I know how much
you wanted this.
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They just want younger,
blonder,
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Meantime, Kira's going to
send you
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the name of my new facialist.
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She does wonders.
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- [whispers] Damn it.
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[sighs]
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- Morning.
- Is everybody ready
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to get some butts
out of some beds?
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- You're too damn happy.
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- Cheerful is a choice.
You should try it.
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- Well, I like to save it
for the camera.
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- Oh, don't be such
a Negative Nancy.
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What am I smelling?
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- It's cloudy with a chance
of sprinkles.
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I got chocolate.
I got glazed. I got--
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- There is a rule.
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- Pink frosted for the lady?
- No food on set.
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Unless it's part of a segment.
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- And we're live in five.
- No bagels, no pizza,
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no birthday cupcakes,
no donuts.
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- Relax.
He's just trying to be nice.
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- Three. Two.
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- [exhales]
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[news theme]
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Good morning, Phoenix.
I'm Christine Collins.
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And I would love
to be bringing you
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the breaking news right now,
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but instead,
I am smelling donuts.
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[laughs]
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Our new 25-year-old weatherman
just wants to be liked.
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So now I get to spend
the entire broadcast
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thinking about donuts.
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[laughing]
- Let's go to traffic.
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- Aren't we all trying
not to eat donuts?
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Aren't we juicing and cleansing
and cutting out dairy
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and cutting out carbs?
It's hard enough
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to get through the day
on protein powder and spinach.
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I do not need to be tortured
by the aroma
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of a chocolate eclair.
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And yes, oh, I know,
he's trying to be nice.
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But it's not nice.
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You know what would be nice?
Sleeping in
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or not shooting my face
full of medical-grade poison.
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And you know what?
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It would be great
to eat a donut.
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But I'm supposed to be thin
and perky
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and perpetually quaffed.
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Forever young.
I give everything.
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But it's not enough.
It's--it's--it's...ha.
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It's never enough.
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All I am asking is that
you do not make it harder,
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because it is
hard enough already!
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- Okay. Looks like somebody
needs a vacation, huh?
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[chuckles]
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We'll be right back with back
to school looks for less.
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- [exhales]
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[uplifting music]
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* *
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[speaking Spanish]
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[engine rumbling]
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Come on, let's get ready,
Mr. Jones.
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- ["Bag Of Tricks"
by Ms. Triniti playing]
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* Shook ha, na cheese,
den I ain't got time *
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* Mekdipaper
hussle like mi *
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* Boss gal hafi
live di boss life *
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* Whoa, oh, oh, oh *
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* Whoa,
oh, oh, oh *
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* See me walkin'
hot hear dem talkin' *
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* I'm the one
on di tip a dem tongue *
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* Whoa, oh, oh, oh
whoa, oh, oh, oh *
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- I'm Elena Roarke,
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and this is my island.
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Like my great uncle before me,
I make fantasies come true.
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What is your deepest desire,
your most heartfelt need?
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The Island knows
even if you don't.
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My family have been
the guardians of this island
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for generations.
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Our mission--to transform
the life of every guest.
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- * Whoa oh oh oh oh *
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- Smiles, everyone.
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- * Bag of tricks,
now watch me move *
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- Captain.
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- Roarke,
you've been avoiding me.
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- Hmm. To avoid you,
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I'd have to think of you,
which I haven't.
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- I'd just like you to admit
that we had a moment.
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- Oh, we had a moment.
- Mm-hmm.
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- But it passed.
- Set myself up for that.
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- The guests are waiting.
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- [small laugh]
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[light music]
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* *
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- Welcome. Welcome.
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How are you? Hi.
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Ruby and Mel Akuda, this is
Ms. Elena Roarke, your host.
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- Good afternoon,
Mr. and Mrs. Akuda.
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You must be so tired
from your trip, huh?
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- Yeah,
we're pretty well tuckered.
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Especially Ruby, she--
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- Thrilled to be
on this island.
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- Yeah.
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- And yes, we'd love
to freshen up.
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- Of course. Yeah, Ash will
get you settled in your suite.
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I'll meet you later. Enjoy.
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- This is Christine Collins,
fresh from Phoenix, Arizona.
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- Ms. Collins,
I'm your host Elena Roarke.
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- Wonderful to meet you.
Sorry, I'm a bit of a mess.
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- It's okay. We'll fix that.
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- I'm--I'm--[deep voice]
I'm smelling donuts.
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Aah!
[male voice] * Donut, donut *
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- Remixing my epic meltdown
has become a national pastime.
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- Well,
if it's any consolation,
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this blue
looks fabulous on you.
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So tell me, what can the Island
do for you, hmm?
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- My fantasy is to eat
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and eat and eat and eat.
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And when I leave here,
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I need my body
to look exactly the same.
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- I see.
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- [sighs] That's not possible.
I knew it.
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- No, no, no.
It's absolutely possible.
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But this is Fantasy Island,
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and I can make your most
outrageous wish come true.
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And that's what you want,
a buffet?
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My first job was at this tiny
little station in Amarillo.
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I loved it so much.
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I was so proud
of my dream job.
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One night, I went on a date.
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I had a slice of pizza,
had two beers.
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We split dessert.
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Two days later, I got
my first letter from a viewer.
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She was worried
because I had gained weight.
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And she was sure that meant
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that I was having
some kind of personal problems.
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So I have been hungry
ever since.
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- I was just wonder...
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is it food that you're hungry
for or something deeper?
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- I have a therapist. Thanks.
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I came here for cheeseburgers.
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- Let's get started. Ready?
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[quiet music]
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* *
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- A chocolate truffle.
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If I gain one ounce--
- Not one ounce.
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You have my word.
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- Mmm, mmm.
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Mmm!
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- Welcome to Fantasy Island.
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[New Perspectives'
"Hit the Spot"]
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- [gasping]
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* *
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- * Can I make you mine *
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* Can I take your time *
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* 'Cause you feel all right *
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* And you'll get me
hi-igh-igh *
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- Oh ho ho.
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* *
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- * So give me all you got *
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* *
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* You know you hit the spot *
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* *
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* Give me all you got *
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* *
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* You know you hit the spot *
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- Oh, I can't believe it.
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- Having fun,
Mr. and Mrs. Akuda?
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- Oh, just call us
Mel and Ruby.
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- And yes, we are.
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I swear the sun
feels different here.
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- Oh, the water is bluer.
The air is sweeter.
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And yes, the grass
really is greener.
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- I might not need a fantasy.
- Well, the Island disagrees.
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You know, if you're here,
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it's because
there's a reason for it.
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So tell me, how did you
hear about Fantasy Island?
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- Well, we still get
the newspaper,
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the kind
that's actually on paper.
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[laughter]
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- We saw this little ad
with a phone number.
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Something inside said call,
And here we are.
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- It's an honor
to help people like you.
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Mel, Ruby, what can
the Island do for you?
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- Ruby has, uh, she has cancer,
pancreatic.
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- I'm a goner.
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- I'm so sorry.
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- Our fantasy is to make her
feel healthy again
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just for a few days.
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She spent so much of her life
caring for others, for me,
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our kids, our grandkids.
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I want her to have a weekend
that's all about her.
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- And what does
that weekend entail?
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- Dancing, walking on
the beach, wonderful food.
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- Now, Ruby,
I need to be clear.
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Even I can't cure your cancer.
I wish I could.
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- I know that, sweetheart.
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I'm looking for a fantasy,
not a miracle.
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- Most people don't realize
there's a difference.
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This map leads you to the place
where the fantasy will begin.
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- Thank you for this.
It means the world to us.
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- It's my pleasure.
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And welcome to Fantasy Island.
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- Look out now. Don't want you
to fall and break a hip.
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- Worry about yourself,
old man.
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And move your butt.
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I want to get
to the good stuff.
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- Speaking of butts,
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yours still looks pretty damn
good to me.
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- You're half blind.
But I'll take it.
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[Mel laughs]
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I'm comin'.
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- That's real pretty.
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Now what?
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What the hell are you doing?
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- I'm going in.
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- Wait for me.
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[water gushing]
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[light music]
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* *
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[laughter]
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- Look at you.
- Look at you!
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- It really is a miracle.
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[laughter]
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- [giggling]
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I almost can't believe
they're mine.
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- Yeah.
Try looking in the mirror
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and seeing all this hair.
- [laughs]
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And not a bit of it
growing out of your ears.
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[both laughing]
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- Also, no reflux.
Bring on the tomato sauce.
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[laughter]
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- Youth really is wasted
on the young.
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- Mmm.
- Ha.
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- Man, when I look back on us,
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when we were this age...
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we didn't know a damn thing.
- Hmm.
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Still don't half the time.
- Mmm.
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- Yeah, let's--let's not think
at all right now, you know?
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Let's just feel how we are in
these healthy and young bodies.
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- Well, if we're just feelin',
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might I suggest round four?
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- Okay. Later.
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00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,346
Right now, I want to
go out for a run.
256
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,781
Test out my knees.
[giggles]
257
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,184
- You do your thing.
258
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,187
I saw there's
a beach party tonight.
259
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,622
Maybe we should go, you know,
260
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,592
mingle with the other
young people, get crazy.
261
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,932
- It's a date.
[giggles]
262
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,869
- Hey, sweet pea.
263
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,436
- Hmm.
264
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,106
- The gray hair
265
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,876
and the wrinkles makes you
266
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,743
all the more beautiful to me.
267
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,946
I just want you to know that.
268
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,716
- I do, Mel. I do.
269
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:44,224
[mellow music]
270
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:49,629
* *
271
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,470
[light, airy music]
272
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:04,511
* *
273
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,382
[footsteps]
274
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,367
[stirring music]
275
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,938
* *
276
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,172
- [inhaling]
277
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,041
Ahh...
278
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:41,081
* *
279
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:46,119
- It's a dragon roll
from that little sushi place
280
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,188
around the corner
from the TV station.
281
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,490
- The girls at work told me
about those.
282
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,460
I've never gotten to try one.
It's too many calories.
283
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,628
- Not today!
284
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,164
- Oh! Ooh!
285
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,735
Mmm, mmm. Mmm!
286
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:06,339
- Christine Collins,
this is your life in food.
287
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,840
Salud.
288
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,977
- Salud. Mmm.
289
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,478
- [giggles]
290
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,281
- Mmm...
291
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,917
[sighs]
292
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,290
- Butter popcorn, mmm,
delicious,
293
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,292
from that movie theater
where you were supposed to have
294
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,460
that blind date that
your hairdresser set you up on.
295
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,396
- Oh, he wanted to see
the late show.
296
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,131
But I got up at 2:45
in the morning.
297
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,267
I can't do late shows.
- I know. I know.
298
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,936
Well, he got married
and has two kids.
299
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,705
Can I ask you something?
300
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,340
Do other people
in your profession,
301
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,442
do they sacrifice
as much as you do?
302
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,878
- Um...
303
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,449
What's this?
304
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,151
- Let me see.
305
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,454
Oh, yeah, I believe
that is called fluffernutter.
306
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,656
Not my personal favorite.
307
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,392
But your mom made them for you
every single day after school.
308
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,728
- Why would I want that?
- I don't know.
309
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:06,266
This banquet was catered
for your taste, not mine.
310
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,602
Ooh, look at this!
311
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:13,140
How...huge.
312
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,850
The year was 1984 and everybody
was getting footloose.
313
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,618
- I don't want this cake.
- Christine,
314
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,354
I can't help you
if you don't let me.
315
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,356
- I don't need your help.
316
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,258
Get it away from me!
317
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,359
Oh--ah--
318
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,127
Aah!
319
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,862
- * We gonna take it
through the top *
320
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,764
* There ya go...*
321
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:44,704
* *
322
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,041
- Oh! Ha ha ha.
[applause]
323
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,809
- Mom?
- There ya go.
324
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,312
- Oh!
- [chuckling]
325
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,415
[both chuckling, exclaiming]
326
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,151
Mm.
Come on over here, honey.
327
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,554
You're part of this too.
328
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,891
- Congratulations, Mom.
- Ohh...
329
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,395
We're family now, Crystal Joe.
Us and Landon.
330
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,564
- That's right.
I love your mother.
331
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,002
I'm gonna take care of her.
You too, kiddo.
332
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,405
- Yes, sir.
[both chuckling]
333
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,707
- Amy.
- Oh, I'll be right back.
334
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,409
- Mm-hmm.
Hey, don't eat too much
335
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,043
of that cake, you hear me?
336
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,946
No kid of mine's
gonna be a heifer.
337
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,182
[laughs]
338
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:32,219
[soft music]
339
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:39,126
* *
340
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,930
- Good morning, New York City.
341
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,899
I'm Crystal Joe Stevens coming
to you live from Times Square.
342
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,401
Don't change that dial.
343
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,437
Stick with me
for all the breaking news.
344
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,442
- My daughter,
the next Diane Sawyer.
345
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,444
- I don't know about that.
346
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,779
- I believe in you,
Crystal Joe.
347
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,114
You're gonna get out of here.
348
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,251
I never did. But you will.
349
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,386
Promise me.
350
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,788
- I promise.
351
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,491
- What are you two
whispering about?
352
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,493
- Crystal Joe promised me
she's gonna get herself
353
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,962
on TV someday.
- That right?
354
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,265
Yeah, you got
a good voice for it.
355
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,632
- You think?
- Mm-hmm.
356
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,934
Of course, the, uh,
357
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,737
crooked horse teeth are a problem.
358
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,973
And you got a few extra pounds.
359
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,109
- Landon, what a thing to say.
360
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,412
- [laughs]
361
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,047
I'll tell you what, kiddo.
362
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,950
I'll pay to get
your teeth fixed.
363
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,686
- You will?
- Mm-hmm.
364
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,456
You and me will make
it happen together. Deal?
365
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,292
- No. Say no.
366
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,662
- Deal.
- [chuckling] All right.
367
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,334
- Christine.
368
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,370
- Why did you bring me here?
369
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,973
- It's a taste of the
Madeleine soaked in tea.
370
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:05,245
Proust. A taste from youth can
unlock a lifetime of memories,
371
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,913
and not always good ones.
372
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:10,517
- I let go of that girl
and that life decades ago.
373
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,818
As far as I'm concerned,
374
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,020
Crystal Joe Stevens
never existed.
375
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,555
- Crystal Joe Stevens had a mom
376
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,359
who loved her so much
and believed in her.
377
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,594
- I came to Fantasy Island
to stuff my face,
378
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,430
and I'm really, really hungry,
379
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,566
so can you please just get me
back to the damn buffet?!
380
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,068
- Yes. Of course.
381
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,737
- [huffs]
382
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:53,125
[percussive music]
383
00:19:53,260 --> 00:20:00,166
* *
384
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:11,344
- 8.5. Can I...join you?
385
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,347
- Sure, but gotta warn you,
386
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,115
I'm feeling good.
387
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,417
- Okay.
388
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,118
- [giggling]
389
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:26,158
* *
390
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,964
[both panting and laughing]
391
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,841
I'm Ruby.
392
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,276
- Yo soy Isla.
393
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,778
- Okay.
394
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,390
- I think maybe
I'm lucky I met you.
395
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:02,762
- Oh, uh, I should...
I should go.
396
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,565
Yeah.
But it was...
397
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,467
nice to meet you.
398
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,250
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
399
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,618
- Crystal Joe.
400
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,756
[chuckling]
401
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,658
- Landon?
402
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,131
- I missed you, kiddo.
403
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,839
- How did he get here?
- Good question.
404
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,041
Now a better question is
why is he here?
405
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:52,512
- Uh, to mess with me,
to ruin my life.
406
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:58,150
Do you know when you get a song
stuck in your head,
407
00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,686
a song you can't stand
408
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,989
but it's just stuck
in your head for weeks?
409
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:07,527
Landon was in my head
for years.
410
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,296
When my mom died,
I was stuck with him.
411
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,332
But I got away.
412
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,468
I remade my whole life.
413
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,404
- Did you get away,
Crystal Joe?
414
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,138
- Don't call me that.
- Or did you just start
415
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,873
listening to the meanness
in other voices?
416
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,875
Because yes, yes, you left.
417
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,178
But did you escape?
Hmm?
418
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,981
No, no. Mm-mm.
419
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:32,385
That is manchineel fruit.
It's poison fruit.
420
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,688
- You keep poison fruit
on your desk?
421
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,324
- It's a good reminder,
I think,
422
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,192
that things are not
always as they seem.
423
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:41,828
You certainly aren't.
424
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,697
You know what,
425
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,633
I'm gonna have the servers
bring a meal to your room.
426
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,000
Do you have
any special requests?
427
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:51,504
- Yes. No. Oh, God.
428
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,039
I've been craving something,
429
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,374
but I just--I cannot
put my finger on what.
430
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,479
- Okay, I'll have the kitchen
send a selection.
431
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,951
[percussive music]
432
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:08,455
* *
433
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:11,257
- Check it out.
Let's go do some drugs.
434
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,992
- [chuckles]
435
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,495
Mel Akuda, we've never
done drugs in our life.
436
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,364
And this isn't drugs.
It's goo.
437
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,568
- It's Island Magic.
It opens up new ways of seeing.
438
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,235
It's quite safe. I assure you.
439
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,272
- Well, Ms. Roarke,
we are having the best time.
440
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,941
- Oh, I'm so glad to hear it.
And it's Elena, by the way.
441
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,712
- Aw.
- Enjoy the Island Magic.
442
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,947
The night is young.
- [giggles]
443
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:41,153
- Mmm?
- You are a terrible influence.
444
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:44,290
- Well, we won't tell the kids.
- Mmm.
445
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:55,401
- You're late, Captain.
- I know. I know.
446
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,737
Late for a very important date.
447
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:01,808
To talk about the departure
schedule. Sorry.
448
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:05,444
- I broke out the good stuff.
- I see that.
449
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,446
Want to talk about it?
450
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,750
- No.
- Okay.
451
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:14,086
[music continues in distance]
452
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,656
- [sighs] Okay.
453
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:21,093
It's one of the guests,
Ruby Akuda.
454
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:25,698
You know, I--I can usually
maintain an emotional distance
455
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,667
from the guests.
456
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,969
If I didn't,
I'd get lost in their needs,
457
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,638
and then I wouldn't be able
to do my job.
458
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,743
But with this lady,
with Ruby...
459
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,811
mm...
460
00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:40,613
it's different.
461
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,284
- 'Cause she's dying.
462
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,354
- I'm sad for her.
463
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,959
And I'm sad for me too, and...
464
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,027
doesn't usually happen.
465
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,601
- You know what I think?
466
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,604
I think Mrs. Ruby Akuda
found a ladder
467
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:07,774
and climbed over
that wall around your heart.
468
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:10,009
- It's not a wall. Mm-mm.
469
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:11,343
It's a moat.
470
00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:14,547
[both chuckle]
471
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,182
- Anything I can do to help?
472
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:19,218
- You can pour me another.
473
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,454
- I can do that.
474
00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:33,365
[stirring music]
475
00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:39,939
* *
476
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,075
- * You *
477
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,112
* I'd be lost without you *
478
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,882
* *
479
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:53,252
* You *
480
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,854
* I'd be lost without you *
481
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:58,758
- I can see your breath.
You smell like perfume.
482
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,293
- * I'd be lost without you *
483
00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,229
* *
484
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,564
* I'd be lost without you *
485
00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:10,002
* Ooh ooh *
486
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,805
* You *
487
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:18,144
* I'd be lost without you *
488
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:21,080
* I'd be lost
without you *
489
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:23,549
* *
490
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:28,487
* I'd be lost without you
ooh ooh *
491
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:29,989
* *
492
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:33,125
* You *
493
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,928
* I'd be lost without you *
494
00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:39,866
* Ooh ooh *
495
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:43,002
* You *
496
00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:46,105
* I'd be lost without you *
497
00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:49,141
* Ooh ooh *
498
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,710
* Oh you... *
499
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,746
- Which one do you like?
500
00:26:53,880 --> 00:27:00,753
* *
501
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:13,199
- * You *
502
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,802
* I'd be lost without you *
503
00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:19,171
* Ooh ooh *
504
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,675
* Oh you *
505
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,511
* I'd be lost without you *
506
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,613
* Ooh ooh *
507
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,220
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
508
00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:38,324
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
509
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:47,633
- Got enough for me?
510
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:54,673
- Take it.
511
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,709
But if it's money you want,
I'm not giving you any.
512
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:59,445
- Hey.
Who paid to fix those teeth?
513
00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:01,047
- [huffs]
- Me.
514
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,414
Who got you off the sweets,
515
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:05,184
taught you what a salad
is, huh?
516
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:06,986
Yeah,
I whipped you into shape.
517
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,657
And now the bill is coming due,
Christine Collins,
518
00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:15,094
with your big life
and your fancy friends.
519
00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,863
- You don't know anything
about my life.
520
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:19,165
- I know you're ashamed
of who you really are.
521
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:22,034
Trailer park hick
with a trailer park hick mom.
522
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,535
- Don't you talk about her!
523
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,738
- You're gonna take care
of me, Crystal Joe.
524
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,706
- No!
- Or I'll make sure
525
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,575
everybody knows you're nothing.
- Shut up.
526
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,410
- Then again, maybe your life's
as empty as you are.
527
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,113
Just a pretty little
made-for-TV package,
528
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:37,750
but unwrap it,
and nothing there.
529
00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:41,353
- I am a successful, powerful,
happy woman!
530
00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:44,490
- No! You just play one on TV.
531
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,459
[Landon groans]
532
00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:48,795
- Aah!
533
00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,401
- Stop pretending.
534
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:58,704
After 50 years, I know how you
breathe when you're asleep.
535
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,840
[both chuckling]
536
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:03,075
Well, now we know why
we didn't do drugs
537
00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:06,145
last time we were this age.
538
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:09,849
Mmm. What was I thinking?
539
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:12,084
- Mmm.
540
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,392
Hey, come here, baby.
Come here for sec.
541
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,328
Come closer. Come on now.
542
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:23,796
- I'm comin'.
543
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,969
- When we met,
544
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,405
you had a--a friend, a...
[small laugh]
545
00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:36,508
a close friend.
546
00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:41,580
- Meredith?
- Yeah.
547
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:44,250
Yeah, and then one day,
seemed like she just...
548
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,385
disappeared.
549
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,523
- Yeah, well, we, uh,
we grew apart, so--
550
00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:55,161
- [chuckling]
Stop pretending.
551
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,662
After 50 years, I know when
552
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,065
you're not telling me
the truth.
553
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,569
You loved her.
- Mel.
554
00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:04,937
- Ruby...
555
00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,274
All this time, and I feel like
556
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,476
I'm just understanding
who you are and...
557
00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:15,114
I feel like a fool.
558
00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:19,085
- You are not a fool.
559
00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:22,554
50 years ago, I made a choice.
560
00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:27,359
I chose you and the life
that we would build together.
561
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,328
I wouldn't trade that
for the world.
562
00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:31,030
- Yeah, but you don't--
563
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,904
You don't love me
the way that I love you.
564
00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:41,240
- But I do love you, Mel.
565
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:44,443
You--
566
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:49,481
You're the finest person
I've ever known.
567
00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:56,522
And you filled my life
with so much joy.
568
00:30:56,655 --> 00:31:02,828
And I will keep loving you
until my last breath.
569
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:05,131
Do you hear me?
570
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:30,156
[percussive music]
571
00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:32,191
- [panting]
572
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:44,370
- You made it just in time
for your parting feast.
573
00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:46,905
- I did something awful.
- I think we finally know
574
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:49,408
what will satisfy your hunger.
575
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,812
This should hit the spot.
576
00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:56,748
[dramatic music]
577
00:31:56,882 --> 00:32:02,521
* *
578
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:05,124
- Landon?
579
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,769
[soft music]
580
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:21,273
* *
581
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,142
- It's kind of early
for a swim.
582
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:36,888
- I keep telling myself
to swim out and keep going.
583
00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:42,094
But, you know,
I--I can't make myself do it.
584
00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:44,863
Truth is I...
585
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:47,633
I was never planning
on coming back from this trip.
586
00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:51,170
I said my goodbyes, 'cause
after this, it's just pain.
587
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:56,442
And more pain and, uh...
588
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,477
Hmm.
589
00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:00,679
Do you have a family?
590
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,648
- I have a big family.
- Oh.
591
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:06,252
- Yes.
But I--I haven't seen them
592
00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:08,287
in a really long time.
593
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:12,191
- Well, I bet this job
doesn't stop
594
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,193
for birthdays
or holidays, does it?
595
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:18,064
- Not exactly.
- And I bet that's hard.
596
00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,332
- It can be.
597
00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:22,868
The Island chose me
for this role.
598
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:26,705
- You didn't want it?
- I tried to say no.
599
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:31,743
I was young. I was in love.
I...[sighs]
600
00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:33,379
I'm sorry, 'cause I don't
usually
601
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,447
talk about myself at all.
602
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:37,149
- Must be the company.
603
00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:40,219
- No, no, actually,
I don't think so.
604
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:47,226
No complaints. I have
the best job in the world.
605
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,994
And I live in paradise.
606
00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:51,963
- Oh, you sure do.
607
00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:55,401
I'd love to stay
a little longer, in fact.
608
00:33:55,534 --> 00:34:00,172
But I--I got some dying to do.
609
00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,074
- Ruby--
- No, no, no, no.
610
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:08,580
It's all right, really.
You know, I've had a good run.
611
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:13,685
You know, if I were brave,
I'd spare Mel what's coming.
612
00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:18,757
[sighs] You know, I just--
I've never been brave.
613
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:23,695
Strong, yes. But not brave.
614
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,471
- Well, there are many ways
to be brave
615
00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:35,141
and many opportunities
for bravery.
616
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:41,079
That just...
isn't the right one for you.
617
00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:48,520
Come on.
618
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:50,122
I'll walk you back, all right?
619
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:52,090
- All right.
620
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,467
- Mmm.
621
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:08,240
Mmm. Mmm!
622
00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:13,145
[phone rings]
623
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,717
Hello?
- Good morning.
624
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,986
Would you like breakfast
in your room this morning?
625
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:24,656
- Breakfast. No, thank you.
I'm--
626
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:29,127
I'm not hungry.
627
00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,704
- Oh, great. You're here.
628
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,272
Thank you so much
for meeting me.
629
00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:42,174
- Oh, okay.
- You know, the work that I do
630
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,976
as a steward of this island
is--is an honor.
631
00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,712
I help people.
632
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:49,981
I transform their lives
always for the better.
633
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:52,251
You know, in the past,
people in my position,
634
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:57,189
they have had a second,
a right hand.
635
00:35:57,323 --> 00:36:01,793
Ruby, I would like to
invite you
636
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:05,030
to stay on Fantasy Island.
637
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:10,035
- You--you'd like to what?
638
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,904
- And you will remain
just as you are, healthy,
639
00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:16,308
strong, young, beautiful.
640
00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:19,711
Your tattoo.
What made you choose it?
641
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:23,148
- I--I don't know.
I was drawn to it.
642
00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:26,852
- You know, it's an island
symbol of rebirth.
643
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:29,888
It's reserved only to those
who hold the position
644
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,723
that I'm offering you.
645
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:35,227
I truly believe the Island
was speaking to you and to me.
646
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:36,728
- [laughs]
647
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,530
Well, why would the Island
speak to me?
648
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:42,868
- You know, this island
is endlessly mysterious.
649
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:45,203
But also, it's usually right.
650
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:52,978
- Well, what do you think?
Could we?
651
00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:58,850
- I, uh... I think
it's a one-person offer, honey.
652
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:12,798
- Well, then no.
- Ruby, on Fantasy Island,
653
00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,734
you know, honor
is balanced by--by sacrifice.
654
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:19,037
- No, no. Absolutely not.
655
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:23,241
How could you even ask me this?
What is wrong with you?
656
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:26,512
- Yes. Yes, she'll stay.
657
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:29,615
- No, you do not speak for me,
Mel Akuda.
658
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,049
- Now don't be crazy.
659
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,918
- No, I'm not gonna
talk about this.
660
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:35,253
- Hey, we can tell the kids
that--that you didn't make it,
661
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:36,588
that the trip was too much.
662
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:41,427
- No! What?!
- Ruby, look at me.
663
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,396
We both know that
you're gonna leave me soon.
664
00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:47,666
- Not like this I'm--
- Hey, hey, hey.
665
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:53,038
You lived your whole life
for me, for our family.
666
00:37:53,171 --> 00:37:56,575
It's your turn now.
667
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,277
Now, Ms. Roarke, she's--she's
offering you the opportunity
668
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:04,383
at a whole new life
for yourself.
669
00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:07,285
And you can be yourself,
your whole self.
670
00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:10,622
I couldn't live with myself
if I let you pass that up.
671
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,092
- Ruby...
672
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:20,198
I'm offering you
an opportunity to be brave.
673
00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:23,935
[soft music]
674
00:38:24,069 --> 00:38:30,976
* *
675
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:41,987
[car door opens]
676
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,122
- Good morning.
- [laughs]
677
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:49,695
I had the strangest
weekend of my life.
678
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:53,064
Thank you.
- You're so welcome.
679
00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:57,803
- I feel liberated
and a little confused.
680
00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,204
Last night--
681
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:03,875
- At the pig roast?
- The pig roast.
682
00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:11,850
I woke up and I thought--um,
it's hard to explain.
683
00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:14,019
- Christine, I want to tell
you,
684
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,855
after you came to my office,
I looked into your stepfather.
685
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:20,358
His death certificate says
that Landon Green died in 2012.
686
00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:26,832
- But he was here.
- His cruelty certainly was.
687
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:30,268
And you've been holding onto
that since you were a child.
688
00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:33,705
- I think I finally let it go.
689
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:36,508
You could even say
I devoured it.
690
00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:39,244
The cruelest thing he ever did
was to make me forget
691
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:43,181
how much my mom loved me.
But I remember that now.
692
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,717
- So what are you going to
do now with this new freedom?
693
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,786
- First of all,
I'm gonna invite the girls
694
00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:51,022
from work to dragon rolls!
[laughter]
695
00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:54,426
And then, gosh, I've just spent
so many years of my life
696
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,528
trying to please other people,
697
00:39:56,662 --> 00:39:59,565
I think I'm gonna work on
being happy, for real.
698
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,066
Not just on TV.
699
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,034
- Safe travels, Christine.
700
00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:20,151
- No. No, no.
This--this--this isn't right.
701
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:23,088
You're not supposed
to leave me, okay?
702
00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:26,091
- You're gonna have
another wonderful life.
703
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:27,759
Promise me.
704
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:34,533
I'm the luckiest man
in the world.
705
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,267
Okay.
706
00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:50,348
- Wait, wait!
707
00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:08,466
- [mouthing words]
708
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,970
[quiet music]
709
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:19,010
* *
710
00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:36,427
[engine rumbling]
711
00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,631
[uplifting music]
712
00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:46,672
* *
713
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:13,632
- So what happens now?
714
00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:16,401
- The unexpected.
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