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Man, oh, man.
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What a fiasco this little
jaunt has turned out to be.
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Just imagine, me,
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Smiley,
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the most experienced desert donkey alive...
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and here I am teamed up with a jackass.
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And in toreador pants, yet.
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Did you get that bit with the binoculars?
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You wanna know what he sees out there?
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I'll tell you: nothin' but nothin'.
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Just take a look.
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Now, now ain't he a livin' doll?
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I swear, I still don't know how I managed
to come up with this character.
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Several times
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it got so bad I decided to cut out,
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and a couple of times I even started.
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I know every foot of this desert
like I know the bottom of my hoof.
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But each time I get all set to go,
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then I'd remember the map.
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'Course I knew that hunting buried
treasure out here made about as much sense
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as telling a hair-raising
story to a bald-headed man.
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But still,
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there was always
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just a slim chance that
map might be the real thing.
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Here we are 2 days later
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and still ain't another blasted thing
within a hundred miles in any direction.
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Just sand,
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sand, and more sand.
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That's all we've seen for days.
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We have made so many circles in the
past 2 days that I felt like astronaut.
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Adam had slobbed up all the water,
and on top of all...
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my feet were killing me.
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Oh, oh.
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We've had it.
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No more water.
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No more food.
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Just lots of sand.
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Well, well.
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Old hawk-eye has finally spotted
that Joshua tree and it's about time.
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We've only passed that thing
about 70 times in the past 48 hours.
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So now we don't take a risk.
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We'll aim for that.
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I think his mind is beginning to wander,
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and anything that weak
should never be allowed out alone.
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He's going to stretch out there in the shade while I
stand out here in the sun wearing a full feed pack.
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Well, what do you know,
he finally remembered.
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But I bet everything
he has his own comfort in mind, not mine.
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We should be out there lookin' for water, but he'd
rather lay there in the shade hopin' for rain,
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or perform an Indian rain dance...
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layin' down, yet.
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Now, what's he looking at?
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I wonder if he thinks he
sees something out there.
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Well, I don't see anything.
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Get a hold of that.
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He looks like he's in a trance.
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That sun must overcooked his pea brain.
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Well, there he goes heading
straight out into no man's land
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Oh, oh,
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I'm afraid this is gonna happen.
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Now I'm commencing to see in here things,
too.
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I'd better get out of here
fast before I crack up, too.
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Still...
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it seems so real.
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Cut off my tail and call me stubbit.
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I know I've tripped a gear,
but this I gotta see.
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Oh!
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No, no, things like this just don't happen.
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A young native in the middle of the desert.
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Hey!
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My god, he's gonna drain himself.
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Nobody can drink that
much water without poppin'.
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Take it easy, Adam!
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Now, what will Emily Pole say?
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It's a toss-up as to how long old space
brain would have laid there lappin' water
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if the sweet young thing hadn't caught
attention to herself.
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But when he did look up, his eyeballs
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popped like a couple of tied balloons.
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From his reaction it was clear that Adam
had never seen anything like this before.
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In his hometown, the girls were so prim,
they wore turtleneck bathing suits.
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They weren't very good looking, neither.
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In fact,
the town held a beauty contest every year,
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and nobody ever won it.
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But this sure was a friendly native.
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When she smiled, Adam's pea brain blew the
lit like a pinball machine hit the jackpot.
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Never saw so many sky
rockets go off in one small space.
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I don't know who designed her costume,
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but whoever it was should've been
placed in charge over government spending.
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After a few moments she spoke to him
in her native language
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and she seemed surprised
when Adam was unable to answer.
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Verbally, that is.
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Perhaps if he had concentrated on his sign language, he
might've been able to get the message through to her.
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But he tried to explain by usin' his head,
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and the only thing that was good for
was something to hang his face on.
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A smile like that would
give most men ideas,
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but ol' Adam...
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he was a rare type,
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as they'd made him a jelly mule.
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Adam went after the
girls with radar control,
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but I knew the natives
would try to pull a skin game.
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Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against
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these beautiful natives,
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but the trouble was Adam's fortune,
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good or bad, was mine, too.
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Some jackasses are just born lucky
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no matter what happens,
they come up smelling like a rose.
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In this case he smell
like a whole world gone.
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A forest full of beautiful native girls
and no competition.
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Egad!
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Now they got him playing
ring around the roses.
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What a way to go!
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Good grieve.
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Don't fall down,
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'cause the Galverston flood would be nothing compared
to what we'd have here if he'd burst the scene.
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He had to be cautious
'cause of the many natives.
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He's too fat to run and
he didn't know how to fight.
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He didn't gain all that weight from me.
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He must've run into win
with a phone in his mouth.
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The girls put on a show for Adam,
and so did he.
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You see, Adam...
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was the head ballet dance master
for a herd of hippopotamuses
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on tour through Cucamonga.
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They say he was terrific until the hippos
found out he wasn't one of them.
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Yahoo!
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Oh, well...
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there's more than one way to take a bath.
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He splashed around in
the pool like an old ogre.
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I guess that's natural for
God's packing so much blubber.
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As a walrus he would doing all right.
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He were trying to make an impression,
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but with so many women, the only time he got to
open his mouth where when he took a deep breath.
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His acting was so funny
that I began to laugh.
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Oh, oh.
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Looks like he's pretty mad.
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I better get outta here.
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When he took a swing at me,
I could've booted him into orbit.
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Ah. Ah!
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Another friendly native.
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The natives threw a party for Adam.
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They threw it here, there, and everywhere.
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Adam caught everything they threw and
seemed to settle down for a couple of month.
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The natives were serious minded,
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but Adam was living
proof they could take a joke.
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He was the only man on the oasis,
but the natives had plenty of dates.
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They tried to fill him with food and got the same
results as a man's blown smoke rings into the wind.
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He's a big man, but he ate like a bird...
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a six-foot vulture.
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One of the natives did a dance.
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She put a crop of grass on the left hip
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and a crop of grass on the right hip,
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and then rotated the crops.
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Did you know that a silo,
10 ft. in diameter and 20 ft. high,
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holds 1270 bushes a corn.
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Man, that's an awful lot of corn.
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Say,
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how did that 5th race at
Belmont Park come out today?
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I had followed the competitions there.
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Did you know I used to be a racing donkey?
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Yep!
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Fastest donkey in five counties.
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Never been beaten in a fixed race, yet.
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Say,
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this reminds me of the girl days
when I used to "dance with squares"...
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"Dance home square"...
no, no, I mean "square dance".
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I used to kick up a mean storm.
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They called me cyclone in old days.
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The barn was always in
shambles when I got through.
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When she stepped on that thorn, she lost her
balance and her dignity at the same time.
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Adam thought it was funny.
He had a real sense of humor.
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When he wanted to have a good time,
he went to a funeral.
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The native girls thought he had a
lot of crust, but why shouldn't he?
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After all, he was a big loafer.
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When the girl resumed her dance, she was as
self-conscious as a prohibitionist with the hiccups.
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And by the time she
regained her confidence,
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Adam lost his interest.
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Gold.
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The native bracelet and
the gold dish convinced him
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there was truth in the old saying
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"All that glitters is gold."
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[Not too much]
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The discovery of gold had short-circuited his wiring
system and caused a tilt sign to light up permanent.
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So, Adam hurried off to
his pack and got the shovel.
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After all, he'd never been near enough
to hard work to build any fear of it.
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It was 120 in the shade when
Adam decided to dig for the treasure.
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But he said he didn't mind
since he'd yawned down bu the grace.
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Beside, he thought hard work
might help him build up his appetite.
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What a laugh.
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As it was, the only thing he didn't eat
for breakfast was dinner and supper.
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I will say one thing:
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He was a good worker.
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Every time he lost his job,
his bosses were satisfied.
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But I didn't envy him any.
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It was so hot that the gophers were
walking around with their coats unbuttoned.
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The natives were more determined than ever
to keep Adam from the treasure,
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but they had little on Adam.
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In fact, they had little on, period.
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Adam decided it was
better to watch in the shade
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than it was to work in the sun.
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The girls were bathing in a pool.
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A lot of people would've envied the girls.
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True, their pool
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was only about six feet in diameter,
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but don't forget,
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they had over a thousand
square miles of beach.
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What got me mad was the way
Adam would leave his work to chase women.
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Then, when he caught them,
he'd forget what he was chasing 'em for.
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I wanted to get the
gold and get out of here.
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This garden spot didn't
grow my kind of grub,
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and my belly was beginning to think
my throat had been cut.
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At last he unfold the treasure map.
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Adam had come into possession of the map
while workin' for Wan Long Gon,
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a Chinese laundry.
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He had been getting
along fine at the laundry
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until one day he returned some shirts without
breaking the buttons and ripping the collars.
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Naturally, he got fired on the spot.
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The boss was so mad,
he threw Adam in the gutter.
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then wrapped up Adam for
loans and money-lending, too.
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When he got home
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Adam discovered the boss had wrapped
his things in the treasure map.
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The map was Adam's downfall.
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Today all his friends call him "feary"
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because he seldom works.
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When Adam started to
work I became a little worried.
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Well,
I didn't know how well he could count.
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When he started kindergarten, Adam was different
from all the other five-year-olds in the class.
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Adam was twelve.
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But Adam didn't let that stop him.
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What he lacked in intelligence,
he more than made up for in stupidity.
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The natives weren't mathematicians, either,
but they sure knew how to head and distract.
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They added to the scenery and distracted
from Adam's power of concentration.
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One of the natives started
a favorite game of mine.
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Chickasaw puzzle.
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Adam hated to go to work
just to support a lazy bum like himself
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but he finally got to it.
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The natives knew that
Adam was looking for gold.
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They had diagnosed his
case by feeling his purse.
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Adam hadn't been able to think
since the day he went to the race track.
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Made a mental bet with
himself and lost his mind.
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The natives tried to entice Adam again,
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but the smell of perfume had been
replaced by the smell of gold.
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No! No, look.
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15 paces, buddy.
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He was playing in the sand when he decided
to pluck some fruit from a tree
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with a multi-colored trunk
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and exceptionally nice grapes.
245
00:29:44,499 --> 00:29:47,205
So it was Fatima the Witch.
246
00:29:47,379 --> 00:29:49,572
No wonder her body looked funny.
247
00:29:49,819 --> 00:29:53,205
She had painted leaves all over.
248
00:30:00,681 --> 00:30:03,204
The natives' scheme worked beautifully.
249
00:30:03,304 --> 00:30:09,497
They had Adam so confused, he didn't know
whether he was this or that.
250
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:12,857
Truth was that Adam didn't
trust the natives too far,
251
00:30:13,091 --> 00:30:15,757
and they didn't trust him too near.
252
00:30:16,764 --> 00:30:19,504
One minute he's racing away from the area,
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00:30:19,604 --> 00:30:21,937
and in the next minute he's racing back.
254
00:30:27,005 --> 00:30:30,738
We should've named him Sputnik
since he was always running in circles.
255
00:30:45,441 --> 00:30:48,008
The other natives took advantage of Adam,
256
00:30:48,188 --> 00:30:50,141
but he didn't seem to mind.
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00:30:50,261 --> 00:30:52,501
They saved a fat man a good nature.
258
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,188
And Adam was no sour push.
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00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:56,734
In fact,
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00:30:56,914 --> 00:31:02,647
he had so many double chins that he had
to use a bookmark to find his necktie.
261
00:31:04,374 --> 00:31:07,981
But the natives still had no right
to take a sap for a map.
262
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I will say one thing:
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Adam made the natives come to him.
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00:31:15,661 --> 00:31:17,341
He was too lazy to move.
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00:31:18,088 --> 00:31:19,394
As a matter of fact,
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he was the kind of guy
who would stand for hours,
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holding a cocktail shaker,
waiting for an earthquake.
268
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:43,771
The native was still tormenting Adam
when Fatima appeared.
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What a beast.
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She acted like a young girl
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but she looked like an old witch.
272
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She was a different kind of native.
273
00:32:04,064 --> 00:32:06,378
Who wouldn't be with a face like that?
274
00:32:07,117 --> 00:32:11,010
But there was hope that her limbs
would help where the brain couldn't.
275
00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:17,656
Then, Fatima, in desperation,
decided to show him her map.
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Not the one she was wearing,
but the one she was carrying.
277
00:32:22,178 --> 00:32:26,078
It was the missing piece,
and Fatima expected reward.
278
00:32:26,685 --> 00:32:29,405
But she reminded Adam of rich pastry.
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She made him sick.
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Of course,
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everybody has some faults.
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I knew a young donkey once
who corrected all his faults
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00:32:38,484 --> 00:32:41,011
and made a perfect ass of himself.
284
00:33:09,814 --> 00:33:13,248
The natives didn't know how to stop Adam
to finding the gold,
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00:33:13,902 --> 00:33:16,608
but one of them said she
thought she could swing him.
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00:33:17,088 --> 00:33:18,948
And she almost succeeded,
287
00:33:19,121 --> 00:33:20,535
but not quite.
288
00:34:30,734 --> 00:34:33,088
He headed straight for the treasure,
289
00:34:33,188 --> 00:34:35,068
when he sees another native,
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00:34:35,321 --> 00:34:37,608
doing a dance to the rain god.
291
00:34:37,808 --> 00:34:39,908
But it didn't dampen Adam's spirit,
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although he felt a thunder struck when
she appeared like a bolt out of the blue.
293
00:38:17,806 --> 00:38:18,918
When the dance ended,
294
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Adam was in such a fog that he ran
head first into a rubber tree.
295
00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:38,159
Now, mother nature had delayed for 30 years
to make him into a man.
296
00:38:38,592 --> 00:38:40,708
Then, along comes this native,
297
00:38:40,808 --> 00:38:44,592
and she makes a fool of
him in less than 5 minutes.
298
00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:24,751
The next native put Adam into a slow spin.
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00:39:25,097 --> 00:39:28,411
She was just the kind of native
he wanted to go around with.
300
00:39:29,157 --> 00:39:31,251
Her costume had him puzzled.
301
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,619
He couldn't figure out
where she carried her hankie.
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00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:55,069
When the native failed,
303
00:39:55,169 --> 00:40:00,252
one by one they acted like sour grapes
and came at him in bunches.
304
00:40:02,273 --> 00:40:05,099
The natives were
filled with carnival spirit.
305
00:40:05,787 --> 00:40:08,227
Adam had never been to carnival.
306
00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:11,793
But once he went to a flee
circus and stole the show.
307
00:40:13,057 --> 00:40:16,530
At least half a dozen natives
were taken part in that spectacle,
308
00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:18,777
speaking in a round way, of course.
309
00:40:19,857 --> 00:40:22,017
The natives had Adam spell-bound.
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00:40:22,357 --> 00:40:24,037
But they didn't fool me.
311
00:40:24,557 --> 00:40:27,443
They waited for a man who'd be tall,
dark and handsome,
312
00:40:27,543 --> 00:40:30,376
while Adam was short, fat, and ugly.
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The natives
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were trying hard to keep
Adam away from the treasure,
315
00:41:29,211 --> 00:41:32,351
but they didn't seem to
realize that he saw no evil
316
00:41:32,451 --> 00:41:34,958
heard no evil, and spoke no evil.
317
00:41:35,718 --> 00:41:39,806
Well, this kept him out of trouble, but it
made him pretty much of a bore at parties.
318
00:41:46,065 --> 00:41:50,538
But if he intended to walk the straight
arrow, he had to stop making around.
319
00:41:51,330 --> 00:41:52,876
He was still in danger.
320
00:41:53,463 --> 00:41:56,270
But the natives were also
having their ups and downs.
321
00:41:56,763 --> 00:41:59,816
Just watching them warmed
the bottom of his heart,
322
00:42:00,176 --> 00:42:01,976
but he had cold feet.
323
00:42:33,528 --> 00:42:35,481
The trouble with resist a temptation
324
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is that it may never come again,
325
00:42:38,422 --> 00:42:40,788
but Adam decided to leave anyway.
326
00:43:04,322 --> 00:43:06,528
I was all set to follow him,
327
00:43:06,635 --> 00:43:10,275
when a native came out of the bushes
and began to scratch my ears.
328
00:43:10,788 --> 00:43:12,754
She was a real nice native,
329
00:43:13,362 --> 00:43:15,575
but her face will never be a fortune,
330
00:43:15,688 --> 00:43:18,322
although it did run into a nice figure.
331
00:43:20,608 --> 00:43:25,207
I realized, Fatima was just using me
to getting good with Adam,
332
00:43:25,461 --> 00:43:27,322
but her little scheme didn't work.
333
00:43:27,788 --> 00:43:32,288
He took one look at her face and decided
he had other things to do.
334
00:43:33,754 --> 00:43:36,061
She had a great deal of will power,
335
00:43:36,467 --> 00:43:39,394
but she underestimated Adam's warm power.
336
00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:49,937
The next native tried to attract him
with an exotic dance.
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00:43:50,464 --> 00:43:52,871
Adam did stop to admire her costume,
338
00:43:53,337 --> 00:43:57,690
but that didn't take too long,
since about all she had on was the radio.
339
00:43:59,318 --> 00:44:02,091
I knew she was wasting her time on him.
340
00:44:02,438 --> 00:44:04,818
After all, they were two different types.
341
00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:07,932
She liked boys, and he liked girls.
342
00:44:10,114 --> 00:44:11,887
I had to admire the native.
343
00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:13,774
Dancing was their business,
344
00:44:13,874 --> 00:44:15,821
and it was a pretty good business,
345
00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:17,493
considering the fact that
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00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,421
she started out with
nothing but a shoe string.
347
00:44:22,340 --> 00:44:26,674
Do you notice those delicate finger
cymbals this native dancer is wearing?
348
00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:31,027
Well, finger cymbals seem to have
become popular in Turkey's dances
349
00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:33,301
during the 1st century.
350
00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:38,042
The formula for this instrument that gives
the most delicate and musical tones
351
00:44:38,142 --> 00:44:39,839
is not known today.
352
00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:50,382
To get the best musical effect
353
00:44:50,482 --> 00:44:55,456
resembles our caress together
like the kiss of two garlic eaten lovers.
354
00:44:56,173 --> 00:44:59,480
Ah, those delicate cymbals.
355
00:44:59,952 --> 00:45:00,909
Yep,
356
00:45:01,009 --> 00:45:03,880
you got to have cymbals
for dances like this.
357
00:45:40,313 --> 00:45:41,320
Ow!
358
00:45:41,486 --> 00:45:42,506
Cymbals.
359
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:06,539
I was glad when Adam decided to leave.
360
00:48:06,933 --> 00:48:08,496
The sun was boiling hot,
361
00:48:08,596 --> 00:48:11,753
even though he resisted her condition.
362
00:48:36,509 --> 00:48:38,742
I breathed relieved.
363
00:48:39,389 --> 00:48:41,896
When Adam finally began
to dig for the treasure,
364
00:48:42,122 --> 00:48:44,409
or at least that what I
thought he was doing,
365
00:48:45,042 --> 00:48:46,651
but as it turned out later,
366
00:48:46,751 --> 00:48:48,824
he was only playing in the sand.
367
00:48:49,309 --> 00:48:51,562
He was charged with ambition,
368
00:48:52,002 --> 00:48:55,888
but I guess,
pudged just couldn't keep up the pace.
369
00:49:05,783 --> 00:49:09,289
He dug a big hole,
but only he'd find in it was space.
370
00:49:09,623 --> 00:49:11,309
I felt sorry for him.
371
00:49:11,848 --> 00:49:17,581
To save money for this trip he had to cut
out drinking, smoking, gambling, and women.
372
00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:22,645
So I knew he'd be cuttin' out paper
dolls next, if he didn't find the treasure.
373
00:49:24,943 --> 00:49:27,183
He was so interested in his work
374
00:49:27,450 --> 00:49:30,756
that he didn't see the native watching
from behind the bushes.
375
00:49:31,756 --> 00:49:33,270
She had a nice face,
376
00:49:33,663 --> 00:49:37,343
but I couldn't help noticing
that here "torso" was "more so".
377
00:49:47,863 --> 00:49:51,089
Adam's forefathers
thought nothing of hard work,
378
00:49:51,476 --> 00:49:53,823
and Adam didn't think much of it, either.
379
00:49:54,882 --> 00:50:00,209
But he kept right on digging, while the female
spy went to report to the other natives.
380
00:50:01,256 --> 00:50:03,622
Well, I wouldn't exactly call her a gossip,
381
00:50:03,722 --> 00:50:05,056
but I noticed
382
00:50:05,243 --> 00:50:09,335
that she had her mouth open so much
that her tongue was sunburned.
383
00:50:33,521 --> 00:50:36,074
The natives were hatching some foul plot
384
00:50:36,174 --> 00:50:38,027
and Fatima didn't like it.
385
00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:40,248
She was willing to fight for Adam,
386
00:50:40,681 --> 00:50:44,168
but she was out of ammunition
before the battle even started.
387
00:51:47,704 --> 00:51:52,703
They had decided they could lure Adam away from
the treasure by displaying some of their own.
388
00:51:53,184 --> 00:51:56,364
They started by exhibiting
a generous nature,
389
00:51:56,531 --> 00:51:59,637
although how generous
nature had been to them.
390
00:52:46,178 --> 00:52:48,231
Adam felt for their tricks,
391
00:52:48,658 --> 00:52:51,311
but I knew they would
setting a trap for the map.
392
00:52:51,858 --> 00:52:53,654
None of them had any medical training,
393
00:52:53,754 --> 00:52:56,011
but they certainly knew how to operate.
394
00:54:10,089 --> 00:54:11,609
They might have succeeded,
395
00:54:11,709 --> 00:54:13,616
if Fatima hadn't cut in.
396
00:54:14,156 --> 00:54:15,183
Poor girl.
397
00:54:15,463 --> 00:54:17,549
She didn't stand a chance.
398
00:54:18,243 --> 00:54:20,469
But was still in there trying.
399
00:54:20,729 --> 00:54:23,849
I don't know why she
wanted a big fat man like him,
400
00:54:23,949 --> 00:54:26,056
not that Adam hadn't tried to lose weight.
401
00:54:26,422 --> 00:54:29,696
Once he had sworn off
food and drink completely,
402
00:54:30,036 --> 00:54:33,968
and in fourteen days he lost two weeks.
403
00:55:01,853 --> 00:55:03,246
It took a little argument,
404
00:55:03,392 --> 00:55:07,926
but finally Fatima agreed to show Adam
where the treasure was hidden.
405
00:56:26,447 --> 00:56:29,653
All of Fatima's part seemed
to be working perfectly,
406
00:56:30,067 --> 00:56:32,280
but it took a little
while to get him there.
407
00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:41,860
When she finally pointed out the spot,
Adam dropped to the ground like a maniac.
408
00:57:22,159 --> 00:57:24,479
Well, he found a box
409
00:57:24,579 --> 00:57:26,312
or at least he thought he did.
410
00:57:33,978 --> 00:57:34,998
Gold!
411
00:57:40,447 --> 00:57:41,514
Gold!
412
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,213
Gold!
413
00:57:44,093 --> 00:57:45,340
Gold!
414
00:57:47,248 --> 00:57:48,248
Gold!
415
00:57:52,801 --> 00:57:53,841
Gold!
416
00:57:54,581 --> 00:57:55,634
Gold!
417
00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,421
Gold!
418
00:57:58,267 --> 00:57:59,294
Gold!
419
00:57:59,774 --> 00:58:00,787
Gold!
420
00:58:07,976 --> 00:58:10,863
Unless the price for sand skyrockets,
421
00:58:11,010 --> 00:58:14,510
we ended up just as broke
as the day we started all.
422
00:59:47,898 --> 00:59:48,912
Funny,
423
00:59:49,399 --> 00:59:53,152
but somehow the whole thing seems
like it never really happened,
424
00:59:53,765 --> 00:59:56,132
and I'm not too sure that it did.
425
00:59:56,745 --> 00:59:57,899
By the way,
426
00:59:58,372 --> 01:00:01,245
do you happen to have a
treasure map somewhere, too?
427
01:00:01,979 --> 01:00:03,239
Hmmm?
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