All language subtitles for Helsinki Napoli A (1987)

HELSINKI NAPLES
All Night Long

Dedicated to Paula,
To Anna-Maija and Maria

Friday the 13th
West Berlin

No witnesses.
- No witnesses, no wedding.

Alright.

Then forget "Snow White".

He's not kidding.

Damn amateurs!

Nice airship.
- Does it fly?

Floats and flies.
Everything is welded.

Wait!

Do you want my camera?
- No camera. Let go!

Let go!

20 marks, friend's price.
You can describe Mara.

Topless,
In the South Sea, for example.

You can send the pictures to magazines
and make a lot of money.

Mara is not coming.

How he chose a cramped pleasure house
and did not go to sea with me.

They don't want me in pictures without
shirt. Alex, pop the champagne!

Looks great.
- I told you!

It's slightly tilted. - Better
leaning like not at all.

Push!

It's off!

Champagne!
- Russian champagne!

Open already.
- Open it yourself!

Bullshit!

Great!

For your new home.
- To my new home.

Just a bit more.

FIM 15 for the camera,
the film is included in the price.

Waterproof, large buttons.
Just right for you.

It's broken.
- Otherwise I wouldn't sell it.

You are shameless.
- What? You sell scrap too.

Friends are not fooled.
- Not even a little?

Not at all.
- Not good, Lilli.

But Igor!

You act like you're my father.
- Luckily I'm not!

How come? - Have you seen
dark-skinned finnish?

Replace this with caviar.
And don't forget the vodka.

Clear. - See you.

What about me?
- The money wasn't enough.

You got 20 marks.
- This paid it off.

Is that what you're talking about?
- Well OK.

Good.
And then don't tell Stella.

Open your mouth now. Open your mouth.

Otherwise I'll give it to your brother.
Eat when he can't see.

Taste how good it is.
Oh, how lovely!

No no no..
Grandpa, I'll eat it then.

Grandpa eats everything!
All right, I'll eat it all!

Disgusting! Children can't eat
this kind of thing. Put them spaghetti!

They are too small.
- Put small tortellini.

It's easy to spit them out.
It's okay, I won't push anymore.

You got spaghetti when you were little
and it didn't hurt, did it?

No way.
I weighed 75 kilos when I was 16.

you were beautiful
a small bottle.

Yes, a little fluff,
but they are really small.

They cry over spaghetti.
They need to pulsate!

Not so long
as I carry them.

What is this?
- Chamomile tea. Healthy.

Am I sick?
Do you want to poison me?

Has your thrower thought
starve us all?

And he kills me
with chamomile tea.

There are many good men,
did you have to take that polish?

Dad, Alex is not Polish,
he is Finnish.

Similar, not even wine
with food. Barbarians!

What bad did we do to Finland?
Mussolini didn't attack there either.

Alex pays your wine bill
in a pizzeria, you would be satisfied.

Just to show the guys.
At home he poisons me!

Now tell me my daughter,
where have you hidden the wine?

No, dad, you babysit.

Can you never be on time?
And you bought him that junk.

Murderer...!
- We are in a hurry.

If you want to kill me, let me
cyanopotassium. Why chamomile tea?

You will suffer longer.

What are you doing? Do you teach
throw them to eat like pigs?

Gold knobs!

Hello, Lilli!

Lilli, honey, where's the wine?

A new color?
- Yes, kiss proof.

Must be.
You never know...

How are you doing anyway?
- Nice to see you again.

Hi, I'm making duun.

Someone recently told us that we are
married and we live together.

He even said that we have
have twins. Can you imagine?

Who was it? I'll kill him.
- He said the same about you.

Probably your father. - No, dad is
like you. Soft-spoken.

Guess again. - Are you trying?
make me jealous?

Perhaps.

We're in touch all night.
- Through the radio, yes.

"Voices in the Air". This is not a marriage
union, but a spiritualistic session.

Bye then! See you.

A tricky thing. - Two weeks
inside you have come every day, -

opened that scrap
and now you say "tricky thing".

What is wrong with it?
Uh, screw it.

Electricity is like a soul,
volatile.

This has the soul of Dostoyevsky:
awkward, very awkward.

You can't catch it.
You have to understand that.

By the way, bro. Does not work.
- But is something missing?

Love! I'll come tomorrow!

Mara! Hey, let's make twins,
triplets, quadruples!

Most ask for an hour, you
you want me to populate the world!

“Better to make children
like raging."

Girls as beautiful as you
boys stronger than me.

Or the opposite,
they keep falling into the sea.

Teach them to swim as soon as they are born!
- You want ducks, not children.

I laid a couple of eggs, and you can
incubate them in a steamer.

Penguins do that
at the south pole.

The male incubates eggs all winter,
until the female brings food.

What if the female doesn't come?
- The male dies of starvation.

It stands on eggs,
until the chicks hatch.

Then it falls over, dead.

Mara, good fathers.

Igor, my penguin.

Bullshit!

Tegelweg, with bags
to the train station.

Is there no one nearby?

Lazy people don't want to carry bags.
Excuse me. I forgot to turn on the mic.

Police radar
at Bismarck at 21-23 -

At Kitchener 23-01, and at Kudam
01-03. Then the police honked.

And Alex hopes,
that they stay in bed forever!

Not everyone is like you, honey.

Pigeons, go somewhere else.
You blocked the radio.

My wife is cooing
as long as he wants!

Make him a couple of kisses,
that way you can be at peace.

You always win. It's not fun.
What a mess.

You make me poor, Alex.
- I won't get rich with your money.

We are small makers, far away
from home. - But you have a big car.

You can always come back with your family
To Finland to breed reindeer.

No, not as a loser.
Are they still there? The Russians.

How so Russians?

Alex, they're chumps these days.

What is the best Russian nowadays
radio station? When I was young -

it was Radio Yerevan where
Russian ballads were played.

I didn't understand the words, but
they were wonderful, emotional.

Best then,
when with a woman.

Did you hear them on the radio?
With woman? When you made love?

Yes, harasoo. Soul, power.

No, not tonight.
I'm babysitting.

Not a drop. No drinking here
red wine, only chamomile tea.

A bottle of grappa can be found -

but i can't drink that
my daughter got it as a wedding present.

Embarrassing that a man my age
can't go out for a glass of wine.

Drink less, live longer.
- What life is that?

Granddaughter Lilli, speaks Italian,
when you want to stop me from drinking.

No, Lilli can't watch the children.
He's too young.

He's just a kid. - You try
trick me into babysitting.

Hey, we'll be back tomorrow.

They never sleep.

17.40, please.
- Keep the rest.

Thank you, ma'am.

Evening, Domina.

Mara! Have you seen Igor?
- Igor, Igor...

Wait, I have for him
caviar. If you see him...

Get lost! You're ruining my business
that shit.

Customers like me
so sad -

that my pimp
have to drive a taxi.

What is it now?
Are you angry about something?

You men think
only made by children!

Does a whore have to have children?
- Children are funny.

You're just looking for a pimp,
who knows how to change diapers.

You can. Why don't you start
my pimp and leave the taxi business?

Stella would kill me.
- For a reason!

30 percent. Whore all night long
you take care of the children.

Neither are pimps
no longer safe from feminists.

I want a New Age pimp,
who is in touch with his emotions.

How about Igor? - He's ready
even to the hatchery itself.

On the feet. It's too much.
- He loves you.

And he doesn't see you as a whore.
- Err, it's me.

He offers you something better
life. - A better pleasure house is enough.

300.
- Sell your shit to school kids.

I never poison children. 280.

250. If it is salt again,
I'll stick your nose in it.

What? 250.

I'm too fast!
- Ski it!

Got light?

Nice copy. How much?

French people! I worked for a long time
In France, when I was driving a big truck.

I saw everything. Paris, Marseille,
De Gaulle, la mer, les Girls.

Camembert is a good cheese.

Can't he stuff his ass?
- Don't listen to him.

They want to hire you.

Come back at ten.
All night long.

Clear. See you.

Alex, where are you?
- Have fun.

Of course. - I carried
old grandma's bags up.

How old?
- Deaf-mute and blind.

There are not enough grannies in Europe
for your stupid excuses.

Mamma mia. What have Idone
to deserve this?

I fell in love with a Finnish boy who carries
bags of imaginary grandmothers.

Pigeons again. Crazy ones too.
Don't you understand -

that this is a taxi frequency?
- Listen, man.

In half an hour
I'm at the taxi stand at 17.

Then I'll listen to your complaints
personally. Clear?

Don't try to threaten me.

Three grandmothers and steamrollers,
5. floor.

Especially for Alex.
- Thank you!

What he said?

Taxi center, hello?
Alright, Martin Luther 52.

Martin Luther 52.

Too fast. Something terrible
and horns. 10 minutes.

5 minutes. Maybe the male doesn't care,
which doe it is on.

Taxi center, hello?
Savignyplatz.

Savigny... Savignyplatz...

That laziness, with extra rounds.
There in a minute.

In a minute.

That's how men are.
Taxi center, hello?

Railway station, Zoo.
- Zoo.

Bahnhof Zoo, of course. 5 minutes.
- Two minutes.

Bello likes polar bears.
I shouldn't think about it now.

Taxi center, hello? Mövenpick.
- Mövenpick.

My grave parka.
- What has happened?

That bitch is sick.
- 10 minutes.

Five minutes.
Taxi center, hello? Rostlaube.

Rostlaube... 20 minutes.
- 15 minutes.

Hey, I found the article
about body language.

For example,
how does alex hold his butt?

Does she keep her butt in,
or do they bottle outwards?

Taxi center, hello?
- He doesn't like them at all.

Stubenrauch, in Steglitz.
- Stubenbrauch.

He just lets them be.
Comes soon.

Coming soon... Closures.

If inward, sexuality
has been suppressed. - Taxi, hello?

What if outside?
- The same thing. Plötzensee.

Plötze. 20 minutes.

15 minutes.
Taxi center, hello?

What is she like in bed? Tegel.
- Tegel.

Tell me. What he's like?
- Romantic. He asks:

"Where does my wife want?" I say:
"To the ends of the world, pin to the board!"

No, Tegel.

Taxi center, bye.

of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit
by. Sleep now.

Sleep now, both of you.

I was the captain at the time
on a really beautiful ship.

Which had two beautiful oars.

You can be a captain
even without an engine.

Style is required
and information about the sea.

I was the best fisherman in Naples.
Everyone knew that.

Last time you were a big mafia boss.

Before that you were
professor of Greek history.

Depends on the,
what comes to mind.

Speed up. The machine doesn't wait.
- Need to hurry, huh?

Everyone has their problems. Khrustsov,
Rosberg here, I'm listening.

Khrustsov here. Is there something?
- Mercedes, 1982.

Leather seats,
radio, wide tires.

And what else?
- Hurry up, my God!

Greetings from Mara.
On 17. Juni street, in the middle.

Mara. See you.

Hey, hurry up.
I am late!

With express delivery
has a different price.

Alex, how about the kids?

Very good. They howl delightfully
and eat like little pigs.

Wonderful children, returned to their father.

Hello Friend. Why are you sitting?
on a bare bench?

The ass is missing. I have
awesome sheepskin.

30 marks, friend price,
ten down payments.

You are up to me 20.
- I know, but it's already in the price.

Otherwise the price would be 50.
Buy away.

Thank you.

It shakes. It's too small.
Not the work of a professional.

why haven't you told
that your tires are shaking.

You hang out here
tail between thighs.

I have great ones
wide tires, and cheap.

I know they shake.
I got them from you.

They cost almost a hundred.
- If you polish another hundred -

you get the best possible
Worth 500 marks.

A small amount.
- It's caviar.

Small amounts,
this is not going to get better.

What does big money matter,
if you have a big heart.

What does a big heart matter,
when the children have nothing at all.

Children are not stupid.
Alex, you have a big heart!

Crazy Russian.
- What's wrong with you?

You have no style!

Alex! What are you doing here?
- Night shift. Twilight crowd.

to the Prix d'Ami.

It's around the corner,
and lousy service. How about this?

Shut up and drive.

All right, let's go.
- Where?

For a tour.
We'll come back later.

Alex, no one answers at home.
- Sorry. I guess everyone is sleeping.

Grandpa doesn't fall asleep without wine.
Must have gone to a pizzeria -

and left the children at home alone.
Go get him.

Don't Italians know how to die
with dignity? In Finland, the elderly -

take a reindeer, a bottle of vodka
and go to Lapland to die.

This old spaghetti drunk
probably don't know what a reindeer is.

I'm Italian too!
I'm Stella, your wife, -

mother of your twins,
and they are half Italian.

Bullshit.
- Bastard! Did I give birth to a fool?!

Just wait when you get home.
Take your stupid taxi to Lapland -

and forget about that mess once and for all!

Alright, I'm going!
- The devil!

Sorry.
You know ladies.

The boat started rocking. Short
a beautiful maiden rose from the sea.

Nope.

He grabbed the side of the boat.
I was left staring at him.

He said aloud,
which parted like the seven seas:

"Sing some more, Nino. I won't be around for a while
heard a new song -

and your voice is so beautiful."

As he spoke, I saw him
his wonderful white teeth, -

but they were sharp and thin.

I was left staring at him
enchanted, -

whereupon he said:
"Don't be afraid, Nino—

i'm just a mermaid
We like music, -

but the fish are
lousy singers."

He showed me below the surface
remaining part of his body, -

which was like a fish.

I was so confused,
that I couldn't get a word out of my mouth.

I sang to him
from the bottom of my heart.

Before he came back
to the depths of the sea, -

he called me underwater
to sleep in his bed, -

if I ever get bored
to life above water.

I'm still going to see him -

and I'll take him a new song,
which I am currently writing.

How is it going?
- How?

That must be really fun!

Home.

Home! Do you understand?
- I understand, I understand.

No!

A real bastard.

Damn, what is this?
- Just hold him for a moment.

We take them home and
we continue the journey. It won't take long.

The kids are dry, I am
took care of everything. Don't worry.

Finns? Poles? Good.
- Just shut your mouth.

If you do this again,
I'll put you in a nursing home.

"Ospizio", do you understand?
- Impossible, you can't afford it.

Then I'll kill you and take you away
to the cemetery. It's cheap.

And don't try to look for wine,
for it is not.

My Fiorella, your grandmother, did not
never such a great dress.

If there was, he wouldn't be
kept it though.

The Italian father-in-law is tricky.
He started out as a little mobster.

The bigger he got,
the more he drank.

Crazy gangster, but now
it is over. Nightlife beckons.

Shut up!
- Back to the Prix d'Ami.

Keep the engine running.

Get lost. You're on the road.

Get lost.

I take this.

Pistons!

Hey, what now?

Where did you learn to drive a car? If
you want to fly, join the air force!

Alex! Where the hell are you?

Alex, I'm listening.
Why don't you answer?

Invitation to everyone! Accident Ernst-
At Reuter-Platz. Place closed.

Are there many injured?
-Alex!

Where have you been?
There is no one at home.

Later. I drive all night.
All right. I love you.

He loves you.
- At this hour? There's something going on.

What the hell.

Stop. Look behind you.
- What?

That pile.
You get to take a couple of them on board.

Call Katastrophenschutz.
- I am Katastrophenschutz!

Did I confiscate your scrap?
Come on!

To the hospital, quick!

Are you going to the fair? - Are you busy?
Who is so ready to launch?

I want you to come with me.
- During working hours? Advance payment only.

Why are you talking about money? Let's drive
around, let's talk. No investment.

I'm not selling my ass, I'm selling my time.

What do we do to them?
They are dead.

How did you know that?

We see a dozen dead every night.
You will know in 10 years.

Embalm them or something.
As long as I get...

Bye!

Did you hear?

Nobody likes you.
I'm starting to feel sorry for you.

Khrustsov, answer.
Damn it, where are you?

Alex here. Has Igor been seen?
No, I'm Alex, I'm looking for Igor.

Or Mara. No, I'm not Mara.
I'm looking for Igor or Mara.

Get them on the phone.

Hey, it's booked!
No, not you!

That's my taxi. Stop!
I'll kill you! Stop!

Bring my car back!
I'll kill you!

I'll kill you!

I'll kill you!

Do not get mad. I pay everything.
Where do you want me to go?

Where are you going guys?

I pay everything.
My name is Redlich, Fritz.

Hey, they don't even move.

Very calm.
I wish I could be like that.

Get your ass out of the car, take it easy!
- Yeah, peace is always outside.

But those two feel
having found his "inner circle".

They don't say anything anymore.
Nothing like that. Tough stuff.

I've been drinking and drinking
to find...

Get out of the car!
Damn idiot!

There it is!
It's idiocy.

At some point you realize it,
that's an idiot!

Boom! Fact. No more peace,
when you know you're an idiot.

When everyone is and no one gets
peace, and idiocy grows.

It's in shock, take a glass
and realizes that there is nothing he can do.

Nothing at all.
Then we'll have another glass.

And one more...

Until the great peace descends.

It's so sad.
I think I still need a drink.

Hey guys.
- Hey.

Alex, come in.

Where is that Finn?

Na zdorovje!

Speak, comrade!
We are not from the Bolshoi Ballet.

Alex! Alex, I'm listening!

Igor! There are starting to be hot spots.
Any suggestions?

I was thinking...
- Think fast!

I'll try.

Now I figured it out.
- What?

The proposal.
- Quickly then!

Bring them to the Spandau channel.
Do they like real snow.

Okay then. I am coming.

I'm ready.
- I am coming!

Where did you get your driver's license?
idiot?

Igor, where are you?
- Here. Everything okay?

Yes, thank you.
- Take them to the hoist.

I drive down.

You drive like
Shirley Temple in action!

It's ready.

Thank you.

I didn't see... - Shut up the snipe,
I don't want to hear explanations.

It's just paper.
- Don't be so boring.

I'm not boring. Those two in the back,
did you do it?

Not at all. And what about them?
Drug dealers.

Too much money for you
return them.

And I won't return.
I'm tired of returns.

All I get is scrap metal
and old tires.

Not this time.
I need help, you get half.

Alex, old tires are a good thing.
Blood money and corpses is bad.

Why are you worried about two
about a dead drug dealer?

They hang on my hook.
- Stop, I'll take them down!

Where's all the money...?
- No more cold spaghetti!

I don't run out of pocket money anymore.
I can fly to the moon with the kids.

Mara doesn't want children.
- Take his pill.

Stop that rubbish!
We have money.

Alright. I try.

Don't throw money out!

Alex? 007?

Stop fooling around...
Invitation to all cars:

Look for Alex, Finnish and old
Admiral. Please contact us.

What has happened?
-Nothing. A private matter.

Be happy.
Maybe you won't see him again.

Maybe the radio has exploded.
He only sells junk.

Just ask to contact me.

He's up to something again.

You want to argue with him.
You always start arguing around this time.

No, there's something going on.
I feel it.

Would just work properly
and wouldn't fool with his tricks.

Lilli is starting to be just like him.
- Interesting, genetically.

The Nordic stepfather dominated
of southern half-breed...

Don't start either!
- Where is his biological father?

Oh Johnny? When I noticed
that I'm pregnant, -

he found his roots,
went back to Africa and forgot about me.

To Africa, well, as a dark-skinned...
What is he doing there?

He is a traveling salesman
in the countryside, sells TV antennas.

In the countryside?
- Of course. Johnnie is smart.

Antennas are everywhere now.
- And all thanks to Lilli.

Oh my goodness, there are two of them!
- Shut up!

I'll get Stella and then the kids,
and then we disappear.

I want Mara with me.

Then take him!
Stop complaining and take him!

Hey guys.

They are crazy.

Please wait.

this is my place
and have to pay rent.

The freezer is big and takes up space.
- Transportation is included in the price.

Business is business.

You have finally become something.
I'm almost proud of you.

That old scumbag, too.
Go home and close the door behind you.

Right now!

Am I walking?
- I'm running, damn it!

We went.

Open popolo!

He is an animal, but
also the father of my grandchildren.

Here comes the winner!
Long live Naples!

You're welcome. Thank you. Let's go!

Taxi center, hello?
Checkpoint Charlie. Dog included.

Checkpoint Charlie dog included.

10 minutes.
- 5 minutes.

Alex! What are you doing here?
What is it about?

What are you doing here?
Have you gone crazy?

Ducktail, pushes out the puff.
Typically mysterious.

How about Helsinki or Naples,
or whatever?

A yellow light is always a taxi driver.
We chat, they ask me out.

I only got interested when...
- Stella, we don't have time.

We never have
Enough time.

To me they were just
yellow lights at night, -

until you stormed into the office
and You proposed to me.

"Bella voce". You were looking for it
from the dictionary just for me.

Do you remember?
- I remember.

That night you sold me the old one
a radio with an electric antenna.

That's when I knew you were more
like a yellow light in the night.

Stella, now we have money,
but we have to get out of here.

You will get everything you have dreamed of.
I'm home every night. Let's go.

It might be best for you to leave.

What are you talking about?
You can not...

Don't command me!

Oh no...not again!

Do you think I'm stupid?

"How about Helsinki or Naples?"
You stole the money from someone.

And now do we have to run away
with you to the ends of the earth?

What if we can't run away anymore?
How are the children?

Do you have any idea
what are children all about?

If harm is done to them, can you
repair them like your old taxi?

Or maybe you're buying new babies.
With your bag full of filth.

Stella, there is so much here.
It is...

...a dream that comes true.

Alex, honey,
to hell with your dreams.

Do you want me?
Do you want your child?

What is it?

Nothing, nothing at all.

Hello?
You there, dad? Hello?

Unbelievable. That's right
he can't be. - What do you want?

Your husband must not steal, your father
not allowed to drink. What will your sons become?

Kidnapping puppies
is not my hay.

Do you hear, even that small..

Put on a good show,
for them to realize it.

Tell them they will
her children back alive -

and howling when they return my money
and those two bastards.

What are you doing?
What is that?

Why didn't you write it down?
- I do not know how to write.

So what do you know?
- Anything.

Who cares,
write in your own style.

You have no idea,
what children are all about.

Do you know you're a bastard?

To hell with your dreams.

Go to hell!

Igor!

Now came the Russian
the end of the lullaby.

Come on guys.

Alex? Alex?

My daughter Stella! I didn't know that
he is talking on the radio. What does he say?

Alex, I'm listening.
Why don't you answer?

Stella, Alex is not with us.
We haven't seen him.

Stella, he's not here.
The girl doesn't answer.

Is this body drunk?

How much does a SovTrans car cost?

Very much.
- A lot. Clear.

What it is?
- Shit.

White shit!
There!

Where are the children? If you...
- What about the children?

Oh, you? How are you?

What about the children?
Why are you at home?

The children are sleeping. How come?
- Alex, listen and answer.

What about the children?
- Like I said, they're sleeping.

Get them on the phone.
- But Stella...

What do my kids have?!!

My child.

This is life too.

I've had enough.

Why are they crying?
- Because you're a badass.

Don't bother, please.
- Diapers need to be changed.

Where do we get diapers
in the middle of the night?

You are a gangster. Steal them.
- Was that a joke.

Do you want cartridges?

I've always wanted to do this.

Can I come with?
- You don't.

Why not?
- A man has to do his job.

I'm good at it.
- This is my funeral.

I can bury you.

Good luck.

Alex...

Mike and Nike, like two berries.
- Shut up, you're waking the kids.

Why are they sleeping now?
- Forget it. We went.

Thank you, little miss.

Shit for hero dealers!
Hip hip hooray!

Oh yeah, a bottle.

Where's the boss?

What does he mean?
- He doesn't even know it himself.

Where is that little guy?
- Relax, have a glass.

I'll shoot you all!
- That's not what he means.

I'll squish you like bugs!
I peeled you like a potato!

What if he is serious?
- You pig!

You mean us, cowboy?
- You're just little things...!

Maybe this is what he meant.

Now let's put life to the test
for all the money.

Exactly.
- Even the pretty girls were caught.

That's great.
- We will have fun tonight.

That's what we do. For all the money.
- Let's have fun all night long.

Where do we go with the girls?
- Of course.

Lily?

where is alex
- I do not know. What are you doing here?

We have to find him.

Igor! Igor!

Where are my kids?
Where are my kids?

Stella...I don't know.

There!
- This one?

Are you sure?
- I don't.

Try to remember. Big house?
Small? What color?

You make her cry.
- Don't get involved. Try to remember!

I will never find it again!
- It's okay, we'll find it.

That's it!
- That big one?

Are you sure? Good.

That's the car!

Here. I'm sure.

Open the door!
Here's your damn money.

Good evening.

Unfortunately, we don't have to
damn your money.

But come inside for a moment.
The evenings are so long, -

when all the friends are gone.
- Don't, honey.

What, Alex?
- Elevator! They go down.

Come back you assholes!

I invented it!
I have an idea! Come on!

The old green Granada must be brought
to Alfred Döblin-Platz.

In front of our house, you know where.
Exactly!

I promise to buy the world's largest
I bone Bello. Or a polar bear!

That idiot is only talking about his dog.

I promise! I have to go.
Hello and thank you!

All cars! Guest workers!
This is Molly, from the taxi center.

Stella is in trouble. Oranien-
strasse, and then Lukauer Strasse.

Quickly! But don't hit,
just stop them!

Come on, Juan Carlos!

Auf geht, Helmut! Na zdorovje,
Mihail. Banzai, Get going.

Devil. Andiamo Francesco!
Hurry up, boys. Attack.

Drive to Potsdamer Platz, everyone!
Catch those bastards!

Get out of front
damned bastards.

You can't stop
even one dwarf.

You are just migrants.

Why are you here?
Nobody wants you here.

Why are we here?
For money?

We don't get it.
We are not bad people.

Why am I here?

Everything is going to be alright.

Certainly.

Lilli takes care of them.

They will come back.
- Certainly.

When they get hungry...
You make good spaghetti.

Spaghetti.

There!

Hello, sports fans!
More audience than I expected.

Where the hell
is that Helsinki dealer?

Where are my kids?
- Are you the mother of time bomb twins?

Their screams would break up
even the Berlin Wall, -

so they had to be silenced.

Where they are?
- They are like in a gentleman's purse.

Fed, washed, greased,
powdered and diapers changed.

I've learned a hell of a lot
from them during this one night.

But I hate children, and theirs
to his father. That crazy bastard -

fool my stolen money!
- You are the bastard!

Where are my kids?

They are healthy. Did you bring my money?
- Yes.

What about the bodies?
Do you want to change?

I want to.
- Why the bodies?

Shut up, Moscow drunk -

or I'll send your head preserved in vodka
For Gorbachev!

In an hour on the channel. Alone.
- No, but with everyone!

Alone.
- With everyone, I said!

OK, but if you cheat,
we'll see if the little ones can swim.

Why do you hate children?
- They will grow up to be policemen.

No!

Let's go quickly.
- But first one thing.

Mamma mia.

The bodies are gone.

Grandpa! Grandpa!

Where are the bodies?

Does not understand. Another house...

Wake up! The party is over!
- Who is talking?

Take it easy, little mama.
Give it to me!

Alright, so far so good.
Take your children. Quickly.

Very thoughtful to put
bodies on white concrete.

We'll open them later
and we'll take "Snow too".

Speed up.
- You need a hammer.

Be gone, you tramp!

A woman too. We went.

Watch out!

They are not gangsters.
They are babies!

I'm almost proud of you.

Not any funnier.

Let's go.
- Where?

Wherever you want.
- Good.

Very good.

Let's go.

Slowly.
Now let's collect the money.

Who is here?
those damn amateurs.

Can't we try a calm,
honest profession?

Become a pickpocket, for example?
- I hate you!

What the hell is yours?
- Are you going to jump in the water?

Do you have a swimming card?
- No cards!

Give me my heart!

Jump now!

Changing careers is not a bad idea.
Can you swim?

Pickpocketing is not as profitable
like stealing the new "Snowman".

And tomorrow is a new day.

Helsinki.
- Naples.

Odesa.
- Liverpool!

Wannsee!
- Home!

Let's go home!
to Helsinki.

Translation:
Paula Kaurismäki