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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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The plane! The plane!
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-Good morning, boss. -Good morning, Tattoo.
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ROARKE: Smiles, everyone.
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Smiles.
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[CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYING]
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TATTOO: Boss, that lady acts like she just landed on Mars.
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Who is she?
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ROARKE: A woman who has done very little traveling
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outside of Spain, Tattoo.
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Her name is Miss Maria Margarita Rosario Pilar
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Martinez Molina Rodriguez Diaz.
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Boss, what kind of parents would give eight names
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to their daughter?
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Her mother named her, Tattoo, six months before she died.
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Miss Diaz was then taken in by nuns and raised in a convent.
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TATTOO: Where was her father?
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ROARKE: Her father and her mother
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were never married. In fact, her fantasy is to meet him
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for the very first time.
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What's wrong, boss?
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Possibly a great deal, Tattoo. You see, her father has no idea
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he even has a daughter.
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Nor is it likely he wants one.
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TATTOO: That guy looks uptight.
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He looks like he needs a vacation.
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ROARKE: You're right, Tattoo.
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Mr. Allen Daly has spent the last eight years of his life
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in one of the most brutal prisons in the world.
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You mean he's an ex con? What did he do?
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That's the tragedy. Nothing. He was framed.
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Framed? That's terrible.
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ROARKE: Indeed. He also believes that his best friend died
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in that same prison.
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TATTOO: His fantasy is to clear his name?
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ROARKE: No, Tattoo. His fantasy is to start a new life.
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By finding a fabulous lost treasure,
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which a fellow prisoner told him was buried here
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on Fantasy Island.
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I think he's going to need a trustworthy guide, like me.
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Yes, that's right, Tattoo.
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But I'm afraid he'll need much more than that to get him
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through this weekend.
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Much more.
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My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host.
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Welcome to Fantasy Island.
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ROARKE: Tell me, Miss Diaz, do you know anything
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at all about your father?
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I only know what you told me before I came here.
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That his name is Charles Woodruff
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and that he lives right here on your island.
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-Yes. -Hey, is there anything more
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-to know? -Oh, well, for one thing,
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your father holds a high post
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in the diplomatic corps of the United States.
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He has a home here and another one
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just outside New York City.
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My papa is a very smart man, no?
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Oh, yes, he is. You can be very proud of him.
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For eight years, I studied music at the conservatory in Madrid.
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-And do you know why? -Why?
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So when I meet him, he can be so proud of me.
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Well, I can see you're very anxious
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-to begin your fantasy. -Yeah.
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So, if you will come with us,
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Tattoo and I will drive you to the Woodruff Estate.
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-Follow me. This way. -Thank you, Tattoo.
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I can't wait.
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WOODRUFF: Tell Henry to use Italian wine in the clam sauce.
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The last time he used a French Bordeaux
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and Ambassador Giovanni threw a fit.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Now that can't be the Foreign Minister.
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He's a half hour early.
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Oh, hello, we'd like to speak with Mr. Woodruff...
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-WOODRUFF: Roarke! Tattoo! -...if we may. Hi, Mr. Woodruff.
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What a surprise!
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-You've got a bigger one coming. -This is him?
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Yes. Miss Maria Diaz, may I present
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Mr. Charles Woodruff, your father.
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Papa? Papasito. [SPEAKING SPANISH]
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-MARIA: Papasito. -I told you.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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Papasito.
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ROARKE: Well, we'll leave you to get acquainted.
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I'll be back in an hour to answer any questions
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that may come to your mind. Good day.
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MARIA: Ay, Papa. [SPEAKING SPANISH]
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ROARKE: Mr. Roberts, your friend who died in that Iranian prison,
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what was his name?
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Lorin Robertson.
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I haven't thought about him in years.
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He always had some scheme to make a quick buck.
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He had a line on some Persian relics,
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phony rug dealer. Said we could get rich.
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All we had to do is smuggle this stuff out of the country,
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back to the States.
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[SIGHS]
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On our last night there, Lorin went out to...
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buy some souvenirs and junk.
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Cops busted in and arrested me.
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Anyway, the cops discovered a couple of these relics.
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I heard later on that they nailed Lorin, too.
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Only they beat him to death trying to make him confess.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Daly. I didn't mean
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-to stir up painful memories. -[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Oh, that must be Tattoo. Uh, come in.
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Er, Tattoo will be your guide.
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I'm ready for the treasure hunt, boss.
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So I see.
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Mr. Roarke, am I really going to find this treasure?
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All I've got to go on is this story
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from some crazy old man,
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a history professor they arrested for politics.
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Oh, I assure you, Mr. Daly, the treasure is here.
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It may even contain the legendary mask of Tenequatal...
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made of solid gold and precious jewels.
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I think, uh...
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this will help you locate it.
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A map? Just as simple as that?
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Oh, simple to find, yes. But I must warn you...
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legend says that much of the treasure...
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was sacred in nature.
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This treasure will buy me a new identity,
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a whole new life. I've got to make it.
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I truly hope so, Mr. Daly.
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I truly hope so.
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Tattoo?
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Good luck, Mr. Daly.
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WOODRUFF: Years ago, when I was starting my career...
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I was assigned to a little town in Spain.
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I met and fell in love with a beautiful woman
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named Margarita. Margarita Diaz.
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She was my mama.
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Her parents didn't approve of me.
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They forbade her to see me after they found out
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about our romance.
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Shortly after that, I was assigned
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to a little embassy in the Middle East...
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and I never saw her again.
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-Oh. -Nor did I ever forget her.
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I had no idea she had my child.
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Mr. Woodruff? Mr. Woodruff,
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I submit that this-- this woman somehow found out
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about your moment of youthful indiscretion
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and fabricated this entire story.
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While researching Miss Diaz's fantasy,
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I came across this document.
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It is a record of the baptisms that took place
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in that little town in the year 1955.
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Now, here is Miss Diaz's name. Here is her mother's name.
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And here is the name she gave, as God was her witness,
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of the father.
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I'm satisfied.
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-ROARKE: Good. -[SIGHS]
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ROARKE: I'll be leaving then.
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I'm sure the two of you have a lot of catching up to do.
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Roarke, you're going to leave her here?
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Well, she is your daughter, Mr. Woodruff.
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Good day, sir. Madame.
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Papa! Oh, Papa, I'm so sorry I got you by surprise. But,
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if I told you the surprise, you would not be surprised.
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Are you surprised?
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-Something is wrong? -Yes, I don't understand
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-a word you're saying. -[DOORBELL RINGS]
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That must be the Indian Foreign Minister.
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Quick, do something about her.
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And tell her there's no way in hell
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-she can stay here with me! -What? What?
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Papa, Papa, wait. I love you, Papa.
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I've waited all my life to say that.
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Mi Papa.
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TATTOO: This must be it.
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This is it. It was easy.
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-I'll lead the way. Come on. -Okay.
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DALY: Now listen, this whole place
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is probably booby-trapped.
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TATTOO: I know. We better be careful.
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All right. Let's be careful now.
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Oh! The old man was right. Tattoo, look at that Buddha.
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That mask is pure Mayan. The mask of Tenequatal.
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You're looking at the greatest art find of the century.
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[RUMBLING]
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Look at that!
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Here, Tattoo, hold this.
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You know what this is?
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It's a coffin. You know what they put in there?
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[GRUNTS]
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I'm rich! I'm filthy rich! Give me this bag!
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Emeralds! Rubies! Oh, my God!
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Let me get that. Emeralds!
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TATTOO: Booby trap! Watch it.
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Let's get out of here. We're going to get killed.
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I'm not leaving without that mask!
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TATTOO: Leave the mask. Come on.
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Come on, let's get out!
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-Allen! -I got to have it!
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TATTOO: Hurry! Hurry! We're gonna get killed, come on.
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Let's get out!
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DALY: Run! Run! Quick, get down!
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[COUGHS]
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I'm sorry about the mask, Mr. Daly.
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I would cut off my right arm for that mask, Tattoo.
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But I got a king's ransom right here.
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Enough to start a whole new life.
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And I can hardly wait to get started. [LAUGHS]
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-Let's get out of here, huh? -Yeah.
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My God! Lorin!
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It is Lorin.
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And he's alive!
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And Marion. Marion's with him.
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The two of them ripped eight years out of my life!
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You know her, too?
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I was in love with her.
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-We were going to be married. -I don't get it.
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I'm just beginning to get it. He set me up.
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-But why? -He made his deal.
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He smuggled the stuff out of the country.
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It would have been worth a fortune.
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He's filthy rich!
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He's alive! And he's got her.
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I'll kill him. I'll kill them both.
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Mr. Daly, you're talking crazy.
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You don't want to go back to prison, do you?
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No. I don't want to do that.
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I forgot...
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I'm rich now, too.
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I'll think of a better way.
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I'll find a way to really hurt them.
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BUTLER: Would you follow me, please?
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WOODRUFF: Who are these people?
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Well, this is a long lost aunt, Gina.
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-From Mexico. -Tita Gina.
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[BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH]
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This is the great uncle, General Rodriguez, from Bolivia.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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TATTOO: And this is your cousin from Brooklyn, New York,
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Rudolpho.
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-Yeah! -RUDOLPHO: How ya doin', Maria?
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[MARIA CHEERING]
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Well, since, sir, you were having
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such a great family reunion,
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I thought why not invite the rest of the family?
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Oh, thank you, Tattoo. What a good idea. Yahoo!
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You mean these, these gypsies are going to stay here?
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Well, that's my best kind of fantasy.
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[CLOCK CHIMES]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Come in.
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Well, Mr. Daly, may I talk to you?
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-Certainly. Come on in. -ROARKE: Thank you.
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Only I'm not Allen Daly anymore. How do you like the new me?
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Mr. Thomas Lacey. Very rich,
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reclusive collector of rare and primitive art.
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Yes, the difference is amazing.
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It's only the beginning, Mr. Roarke. Here, sit down.
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Thank you. Um...
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it seems to me your fantasy has been fulfilled
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since you found the hidden treasure.
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When do you plan to leave Fantasy Island
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to begin your new life?
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Well, like any other guest, when the weekend's over.
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If that's all right with you.
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Oh, yes. Yes, of course. But, uh...
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Tattoo told me what happened when you saw
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Mr. and Mrs. Lorin Robertson today.
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Relax, Mr. Roarke.
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Tattoo brought me back to my senses.
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Well, then, why not leave?
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I can really use this art auction
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you're holding here to help establish
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my new identity.
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You also know that Mr. and Mrs. Lorin Robertson
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will be there, don't you?
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-A test. -Oh?
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You see, if they don't recognize me,
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then nobody will.
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I see.
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Still, I'd like to remind you that revenge
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is a two-headed monster that strikes in all directions.
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Good day, Mr. Daly.
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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-Papa, hola, Papa. -Hello, Maria.
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-Hello -Mrs. Pomperoy--
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What do you say, C.W? Hey, hey, hey.
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Nice wheels you got out back.
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You know that limo of yours? Gets up to 60, 12 flat.
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And you know that tune up your Rolls needed?
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Doesn't need it anymore. Ah!
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You mean, you? Mrs. Pomperoy!
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Why? Why? I don't understand what you are talking!
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Never have I witnessed such an outrage.
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What you have done is immoral. No, it is perverted.
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What for you are getting so excited?
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All I do is put a little hot chili
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in your fancy sauce. It doesn't hurt nothing.
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Hot chili in a bearnaise? In my bearnaise?
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Sacre bleu! You should be guillotined slowly.
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Mrs. Pomperoy!
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POMPEROY: I'm here, Mr. Woodruff.
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-What's going on here? -Ever since she arrived,
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it has been absolute havoc.
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They're like a swarm of locusts hovering, wreaking havoc,
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him in the garage, her in the kitchen, him--
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him in the ozone. Oh, all right.
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And her-- her everywhere
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butchering the language of my forefathers.
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It has been horrible. No wonder they're all quitting.
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Quitting? Who's quitting?
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We are, sir, the entire staff. We can take no more.
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But you can't. The party tomorrow.
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The Italian Ambassador. What will I do?
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Bomb, I should think, sir.
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And astonishing good luck to you. Come, staff.
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LACEY: Well, how's it coming along?
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Well, from your description and the one in this book...
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it's the best I can do.
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LACEY: Ah, it's excellent.
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Okay, but I don't know if I can have it made by tonight.
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I'll give you another 100,000 dollars,
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but it has to be ready by tonight.
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You got it. I'll get started now.
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LORIN: This is the real mask of Tenequatal.
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I hear it was excavated by some kids
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when they were trying to build a play fort or something.
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-MAN: This is lovely. -The workmanship is exquisite.
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What the hell would you know about art, darling?
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Especially something as beautiful as this.
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Sorry. Please, excuse me.
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I don't know if this will make you feel any better,
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but I happen to agree with you.
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The workmanship on that mask is exquisite.
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Well, how do you do? I'm Thomas Lacey, collector.
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I'm Marion Robertson.
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I didn't mean to startle you.
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Why, no, it's not that.
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It's just that you remind me of someone I used to know.
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Well, I guess we all see ghosts from our past now and then.
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Ghost, yes.
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May I get you another drink? That one didn't last too long.
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I don't think so.
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I better be getting back to my bungalow.
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May I walk you?
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All right.
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LACEY: Tell me about your husband.
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MARION: He was different at first...
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there when I needed him the most.
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This isn't my bungalow.
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No, it's mine.
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Sometimes two people meet, they know everything
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there is to know about each other.
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-Don't you agree? -Please, stop.
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Why should I? I see the same loneliness
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in you that I felt.
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Yes, I am lonely.
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And I'd like to think that Lorin would miss me and be worried.
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But he won't.
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Then what's to stop us?
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Charge, muchachos! A la carga! A la carga! Eh!
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Charge! Charge!
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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Tattoo, I am beginning to think
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that maybe my uncle is what you call loony-toony.
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He's going bananas.
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-TATTOO: I know what you mean. -Tattoo, I was so wrong
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for coming here.
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I make my papa so unhappy.
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Look, I know a way to make your daddy happy again.
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You and your relatives are going to take the place
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of his servants.
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-We can? -TATTOO: Yes.
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You know your Aunt Gina, how she cooks so well?
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Well, she can cook for the party this afternoon.
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And my uncle in his uniform,
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he looks so snoopy doopy. He will be the butler.
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Right. And your Cousin Rudolpho can park the cars.
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Right. And I will be the maid. Oh, Tattoo, you are a genius.
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-Thank you. -You're welcome. Look,
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the boss and I, we're invited to the party this afternoon.
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I'm going to be there to help you if you need me.
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I'm got to go now, okay?
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Okay. You are a genius. Good idea. Thank you so much.
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Oh, Maria, if somehow something goes wrong,
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remember, that was your idea.
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Okay, Tattoo, but, what can go wrong?
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[CLOCK CHIMING]
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Would you believe me if I told you...
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I love you?
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You haven't answered me yet.
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Why don't you just get dressed?
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What's wrong?
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We had our time together, now it's over.
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Why is it over?
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LACEY: Look at it from my point of view.
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Future in a married woman that sleeps with anyone.
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You're not just anyone, Allen.
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Allen, I knew it was you all along.
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When did you know?
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When I first saw you...
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I knew.
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But you looked so different, you pretended not to know me.
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But if I'd had any doubts...
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they'd be gone now.
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Damn it, Marion...
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why did you marry him?
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Allen, you just disappeared.
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I was so hurt.
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-Lorin was there to comfort me. -[LACEY SIGHS]
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Oh, and I bet you were easy to comfort, weren't you?
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Why are you doing this?
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Why did you pretend that you still care for me?
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Lorin took you away from me. Now I'm taking you back.
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You mean last night was revenge?
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Just call it anything you feel like.
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I thought we still had a chance. I never loved Lorin.
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Never.
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Good. Then you won't mind if I show the world
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that your famous art expert husband
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is a fake and a fool?
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Right now, I don't care what happens
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to either one of you. You're two of a kind.
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MARIA: Hello. You and Papa are back?
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Finding servants on such short notice
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proved impossible.
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Oh, dear. Why are you dressed like that?
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Because we are going to be Papa's servants.
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You can't be serious!
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You are serious. Well, I will simply not allow it.
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Why-- why you should all be locked up.
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I have a better idea. I'll show you.
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What are you doing? Unhand me, you brute.
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Mrs. Pomperoy, this party is very important to Papa.
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We cannot let you call it off. You understand?
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You can't wait on decent people. You know nothing about decency.
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Now everything is going to be just fine.
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You know what I'm going to cook?
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I'm going to cook albondigas en salsa de chile chipotle.
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-Es delicious. -Over my dead body!
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-Don't push your luck, lady. -Don't you talk to me that.
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Okay, we'll be right back. We'll be right back.
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You come back here! How dare you? Let me out!
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LACEY: Did you find out what Mr. Robertson's
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net worth is?
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Five million.
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Very good work.
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I've already put the money in your account.
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The legendary gold mask of Tenequatal,
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excavated only days ago, here on Fantasy Island.
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It weighs 37 pounds and is cast in pure gold,
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with cut rubies in the eyes
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and emeralds thought to represent tears
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just below the eyes.
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AUCTIONEER: The bidding on the mask of Tenequatal
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will begin in a few moments.
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How's the action going, Mr. Robertson?
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-You bought anything yet? -Oh, just a few minor pieces.
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Have we met?
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I don't know, have we? I'm Thomas Lacey.
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Of course, everyone in the business
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knows Lorin Robertson.
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Oh, thank you. Too bad you came so late.
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Some of the good stuff's already been auctioned off.
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Well, I'm just interested in one piece.
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The mask.
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Oh, I see. Well, you got good taste, old buddy.
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But I'm afraid you made a bad choice. You see,
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I intend to have that mask at any price.
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Well, I guess we both mean business, then?
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[LAUGHS] I hope you brought enough money with you.
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'Cause no one knows who the seller is,
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but they want cash on the barrelhead, you see,
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-and all sales are final. -I heard.
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Well, I hope you brought enough cash, too.
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But then it doesn't really matter.
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I want that mask.
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I'm prepared to outbid any offer.
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AUCTIONEER: All right, gentlemen and ladies,
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you know of the mask's antiquity and importance.
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You also know the value of the gold and the gems alone
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dictates a minimum opening bid of 500,000 dollars.
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Do I hear an offer?
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One million dollars.
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Thank you, Mr. Robertson, the bid
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is now one million dollars.
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Well, I guess this is where the men are separated
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from the boys, huh?
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-Three million dollars. -AUCTIONEER: Three million.
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-Three-five. -AUCTIONEER: Three million
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five hundred thousand.
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Three million five hundred once. Three million
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-five hundred twice-- -Four.
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AUCTIONEER: Four million dollars.
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Four million once, four million twice--
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Four-five.
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Four million five hundred thousand dollars
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going once.
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-Four million six. -AUCTIONEER: Four million six.
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-Four-seven. -AUCTIONEER: Four-seven
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for Mr. Robertson.
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Four million nine.
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AUCTIONEER: Four million nine hundred thousand dollars.
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Four million nine hundred thousand
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that's the bid, Mr. Robertson.
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Five million dollars.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the bid is five million dollars.
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Five million dollars.
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Getting a little bit too rich for your blood?
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-AUCTIONEER: Five million once. -A little too rich.
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AUCTIONEER: Five million twice. Five million three times.
510
00:29:58,249 --> 00:29:59,316
Congratulations.
511
00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:01,784
Sold to Mr. Lorin Robertson of New York
512
00:30:01,917 --> 00:30:04,151
for the sum of five million dollars cash.
513
00:30:04,418 --> 00:30:06,618
[ALL CLAPPING]
514
00:30:07,219 --> 00:30:09,253
Well, I always get what I want. Sorry about that, old buddy.
515
00:30:09,454 --> 00:30:11,921
Yes, I'm sure you get what you deserve.
516
00:30:12,121 --> 00:30:13,388
If you'll excuse me.
517
00:30:17,657 --> 00:30:19,123
AUCTIONEER: And that concludes today's auction
518
00:30:19,257 --> 00:30:21,124
on Fantasy Island. Thank you for coming.
519
00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:31,495
Would you care for an hors d'oeuvre?
520
00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:34,063
No. No. No. No. Uncle,
521
00:30:34,196 --> 00:30:37,331
it is not hors d'oeuvre. It is champagne.
522
00:30:38,298 --> 00:30:42,000
Listen to me. "Would you care for champagne?"
523
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,900
What's he doing?
524
00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:45,601
What are you doing? Why are you dressed like a maid?
525
00:30:46,201 --> 00:30:47,402
That's what I am, Papa,
526
00:30:47,535 --> 00:30:50,170
for the party. We are going to be your servants.
527
00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:52,804
But Mrs. Pomperoy canceled the party, didn't she?
528
00:30:53,504 --> 00:30:56,172
I think the guests are starting to come.
529
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:59,340
Cousin Rudolpho is parking the cars.
530
00:31:04,976 --> 00:31:08,310
[TIRES SCREECH]
531
00:31:09,478 --> 00:31:11,478
[CAR HORN HONKING]
532
00:31:19,482 --> 00:31:21,048
Hey, Papa, where you going?
533
00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:24,484
To get dressed. And then, no doubt, to my grave.
534
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,518
-WOODRUFF: Mrs. Pomperoy! -Papa, please.
535
00:31:28,651 --> 00:31:30,652
WOODRUFF: Mrs. Pomperoy, where are you?
536
00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:46,525
[SNIFFS]
537
00:31:52,261 --> 00:31:53,461
LORIN: Well, I've staked everything I own
538
00:31:53,595 --> 00:31:54,862
on this little beauty right here, ma'am.
539
00:31:55,096 --> 00:31:56,662
Between the tour and the resale, I figure I'm going
540
00:31:56,797 --> 00:31:58,630
to double my investment. Thank you.
541
00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:00,264
Did you ever find out who it was
542
00:32:00,398 --> 00:32:01,698
that sold you the mask?
543
00:32:01,865 --> 00:32:04,766
Ah, Mr. Lacey, how are you, sir? No, no, never did find out.
544
00:32:05,266 --> 00:32:06,934
The money was put into a numbered Swiss bank account,
545
00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:08,334
that's all I know.
546
00:32:08,534 --> 00:32:09,835
I guess that doesn't really matter now, anyway, does it?
547
00:32:10,502 --> 00:32:11,803
Oh, but it does matter.
548
00:32:12,869 --> 00:32:14,304
You see, that anonymous owner...
549
00:32:15,504 --> 00:32:16,637
was me.
550
00:32:16,771 --> 00:32:18,171
Wait. Wait a minute here. Now, I don't get that.
551
00:32:18,405 --> 00:32:19,972
Now, if the owner was you,
552
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:21,539
why would you put it up for auction
553
00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:23,040
and then bid against yourself, huh?
554
00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:27,942
I think these press releases I prepared for the wire service
555
00:32:28,075 --> 00:32:29,209
will explain it.
556
00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:32,844
It's going to ruin your professional reputation.
557
00:32:32,977 --> 00:32:34,512
Just wait a minute. What are you talking about?
558
00:32:34,645 --> 00:32:35,778
-Let me see that. -See, they prove
559
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,913
that Lorin Robertson, famous art collector,
560
00:32:39,314 --> 00:32:40,314
an expert...
561
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:43,948
-bought a fake. -Now, you hold on just a minute.
562
00:32:44,148 --> 00:32:47,150
Oh, and by the way, there is a real mask
563
00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:50,018
right here on this island and I've seen it.
564
00:32:51,351 --> 00:32:52,619
But you never will.
565
00:32:53,485 --> 00:32:55,453
Ah, thank you all for coming. Appreciate the interview.
566
00:32:55,586 --> 00:32:57,054
I'll just take you to the door.
567
00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:01,756
Bye.
568
00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:07,691
I don't understand.
569
00:33:09,091 --> 00:33:09,992
Why?
570
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:11,827
-Why? -Yeah, why?
571
00:33:12,427 --> 00:33:14,494
Didn't you even miss your wife last night?
572
00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:18,229
She was with me.
573
00:33:18,862 --> 00:33:22,564
Oh, and oh, that was sweet. But this is sweeter.
574
00:33:22,764 --> 00:33:24,064
Now, you just wait a minute.
575
00:33:25,132 --> 00:33:26,465
Who are you, mister...
576
00:33:39,338 --> 00:33:40,204
Allen.
577
00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:42,605
Oh, Lord, I should have known.
578
00:33:43,139 --> 00:33:44,706
I also should have killed you in Iran.
579
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,941
-Too late for that. -Well, I don't know about that.
580
00:33:53,709 --> 00:33:55,910
Yeah, macho man, huh?
581
00:33:59,812 --> 00:34:00,846
Well, I got news for you.
582
00:34:01,612 --> 00:34:03,980
Marion doesn't know about you being in prison.
583
00:34:06,114 --> 00:34:08,049
I told her you were killed in an accident over there.
584
00:34:08,815 --> 00:34:11,516
She always loved you, Allen. She still does.
585
00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:14,552
So, you see, you're still a dang fool.
586
00:34:16,285 --> 00:34:17,819
Have a nice day, old buddy.
587
00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:30,324
[GUN COCKS]
588
00:34:35,893 --> 00:34:37,994
The Secretary of State is very anxious to set up
589
00:34:38,127 --> 00:34:39,262
a meeting...
590
00:34:40,262 --> 00:34:42,796
Uh, meeting. Excuse me.
591
00:34:44,163 --> 00:34:46,330
-Little hopeless. Excuse me. -Señor Roarke,
592
00:34:46,831 --> 00:34:48,031
everybody's frowning.
593
00:34:48,331 --> 00:34:53,033
I think we need some music to cheer things up a little bit.
594
00:34:53,366 --> 00:34:55,168
Splendid idea, Miss Diaz. Have a seat.
595
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:56,367
Okay.
596
00:34:57,702 --> 00:35:00,070
-Mr. Woodruff, please. -What is she doing now,
597
00:35:00,203 --> 00:35:01,636
-Mr. Roarke? -Oh, she's going to entertain
598
00:35:01,771 --> 00:35:03,137
-your guests. -This is hardly the time
599
00:35:03,271 --> 00:35:05,172
and place for a hootenanny.
600
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,440
[♪♪♪♪♪]
601
00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:19,644
♪ Chiquitita tell me What's wrong ♪
602
00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:26,681
♪ You're enchained By your own sorrow ♪
603
00:35:28,847 --> 00:35:35,750
♪ In your eyes there Is no hope for tomorrow ♪
604
00:35:37,785 --> 00:35:40,619
♪ How I hate To see you like this ♪
605
00:35:42,153 --> 00:35:46,621
♪ There is no way You can deny it ♪
606
00:35:48,655 --> 00:35:55,625
♪ I can see that you're Oh so sad so quiet ♪
607
00:35:56,993 --> 00:36:00,927
♪ Chiquitita you and I know ♪
608
00:36:01,695 --> 00:36:03,495
♪ How the heartaches come And they go ♪
609
00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:06,196
♪ And the scars They're leaving ♪
610
00:36:06,730 --> 00:36:11,632
♪ You'll be dancing once again And the pain will end ♪
611
00:36:11,832 --> 00:36:16,133
♪ You will have no time For grieving ♪
612
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:20,302
♪ Chiquitita you and I cry ♪
613
00:36:20,935 --> 00:36:25,470
♪ But the sun is still in The sky and shining above you ♪
614
00:36:26,070 --> 00:36:30,439
♪ Let me hear you sing once more Like you did before ♪
615
00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:35,808
♪ Sing a new song Chiquitita ♪
616
00:36:35,941 --> 00:36:40,376
♪ Try once more Like you did before ♪
617
00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:44,345
♪ Sing a new song Chiquitita ♪
618
00:36:45,212 --> 00:36:50,614
♪ Try once more ♪
619
00:36:51,614 --> 00:36:58,583
♪ Like you did before ♪
620
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:04,420
♪ Sing a new song ♪
621
00:37:05,086 --> 00:37:12,089
♪ Chiquitita ♪
622
00:37:17,691 --> 00:37:20,359
She's good. My daughter's very good.
623
00:37:24,528 --> 00:37:26,995
[UTENSIL CLANKING]
624
00:37:28,629 --> 00:37:31,897
Dinner is ready. Come and get it, everyone.
625
00:37:32,197 --> 00:37:35,932
In the dining room and get ready for to chow down.
626
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:43,568
♪ Ninety-nine bottles of beer On the shelf ♪
627
00:37:43,701 --> 00:37:46,302
♪ Ninety-nine bottles Of beer... ♪
628
00:37:48,003 --> 00:37:50,571
Well, bon appetit!
629
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:01,843
[COUGHS]
630
00:38:04,677 --> 00:38:05,944
[COUGHS]
631
00:38:06,945 --> 00:38:08,845
MAN: My mouth is on fire!
632
00:38:11,012 --> 00:38:14,914
Imbecile! If this is your idea of a joke, I am not amused.
633
00:38:15,114 --> 00:38:16,514
Come, Josephine, andiamo!
634
00:38:16,649 --> 00:38:17,615
We are going to leave this place.
635
00:38:17,749 --> 00:38:19,183
Wait! Mr. Ambassador...
636
00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:21,350
please, my dear friends,
637
00:38:21,751 --> 00:38:25,352
I can explain everything. Please, friends!
638
00:38:26,052 --> 00:38:27,986
[ALL COUGHING]
639
00:38:28,619 --> 00:38:31,554
WOODRUFF: Mrs. Giovanni, I can explain everything.
640
00:38:31,788 --> 00:38:35,889
It was a-- Ladies and gentlemen, it was a terrible mistake.
641
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,490
But, uh-- Please.
642
00:38:41,424 --> 00:38:44,326
Oh, did you see what just happened in there?
643
00:38:44,793 --> 00:38:46,861
I could very well be drummed out of the diplomatic corps.
644
00:38:47,094 --> 00:38:48,627
This whole thing is your fault.
645
00:38:49,195 --> 00:38:53,263
Yours and that overzealous, underbrained man Friday here.
646
00:38:57,265 --> 00:39:01,232
-[TIRES SCREECHING] -[CRASHING]
647
00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:07,302
Hey, why don't you look where you're going?
648
00:39:07,569 --> 00:39:08,869
Delinquente!
649
00:39:09,002 --> 00:39:11,637
You see, why couldn't you have left well enough alone?
650
00:39:11,837 --> 00:39:13,471
I'm ruined, Roarke! Ruined!
651
00:39:14,172 --> 00:39:15,205
Oh.
652
00:39:16,405 --> 00:39:18,006
I'm so sorry, Papa.
653
00:39:19,207 --> 00:39:20,107
[MARIA SOBBING]
654
00:39:20,374 --> 00:39:21,875
Ruined, Mr. Woodruff?
655
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,276
I would say that depends entirely on your values.
656
00:39:27,077 --> 00:39:28,143
I suggest...
657
00:39:29,043 --> 00:39:31,378
you examine them very carefully.
658
00:39:32,212 --> 00:39:33,279
Tattoo.
659
00:39:37,681 --> 00:39:39,082
ROARKE: I'm sorry, Mrs. Robertson,
660
00:39:39,215 --> 00:39:41,282
but there are no flights out until tomorrow morning.
661
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:43,416
I just can't stay here any longer, Mr. Roarke.
662
00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:44,950
Roarke, I've got to find--
663
00:39:48,485 --> 00:39:50,652
-Marion? -I have nothing to say to you.
664
00:39:50,786 --> 00:39:53,720
Oh, Marion I'm so sorry. I thought that you knew.
665
00:39:53,853 --> 00:39:55,588
That you were part of this frame up.
666
00:39:56,488 --> 00:39:59,523
I spent the last eight years of my life in prison.
667
00:40:00,323 --> 00:40:02,624
Lorin framed me so he could have you to himself.
668
00:40:02,957 --> 00:40:06,993
It's true. He was falsely accused of smuggling.
669
00:40:07,393 --> 00:40:09,227
And, I'm sorry, but...
670
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,961
he's right about your husband.
671
00:40:13,361 --> 00:40:14,729
I thought you were dead.
672
00:40:15,396 --> 00:40:16,462
He told me you were.
673
00:40:16,963 --> 00:40:18,363
DALY: Oh, I know that now.
674
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,433
If you'll excuse me, I, uh...
675
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,801
just remembered something very important I have to do.
676
00:40:33,236 --> 00:40:35,204
I would have done anything to get you out.
677
00:40:36,004 --> 00:40:37,538
I would have waited forever.
678
00:40:38,105 --> 00:40:40,639
I'm sorry. I love you so much.
679
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:44,274
I love you, too. I never stopped.
680
00:40:51,343 --> 00:40:52,677
Well, hello dear friends.
681
00:40:54,178 --> 00:40:56,378
I saw Mr. Roarke leave, so I thought I'd join you.
682
00:40:58,779 --> 00:41:02,581
-Put the gun away, Lorin. -Listen, I want that mask.
683
00:41:03,048 --> 00:41:05,382
Look, it's way too dangerous. Forget it.
684
00:41:05,516 --> 00:41:07,483
Allen, I've got nothing more to lose,
685
00:41:07,617 --> 00:41:09,818
don't you understand? Move.
686
00:41:27,925 --> 00:41:29,026
Easy does it.
687
00:41:42,364 --> 00:41:43,531
Well, what are you waiting for, old buddy?
688
00:41:43,664 --> 00:41:44,765
Get on up there and get it.
689
00:41:45,932 --> 00:41:47,399
DALY: I'm telling you, Lorin, this whole place
690
00:41:47,533 --> 00:41:48,799
is booby-trapped.
691
00:41:58,903 --> 00:42:00,971
[RUMBLING]
692
00:42:01,639 --> 00:42:02,905
[CHUCKLES]
693
00:42:03,205 --> 00:42:05,106
Now, that wasn't too difficult, now, was it?
694
00:42:05,473 --> 00:42:06,607
Get it on down here.
695
00:42:18,811 --> 00:42:20,212
Give it to me.
696
00:42:26,414 --> 00:42:27,949
The only one who's getting out of here alive
697
00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:29,250
is yours truly.
698
00:42:37,019 --> 00:42:38,119
Come on, Lorin!
699
00:42:39,887 --> 00:42:40,954
MARION: Allen?
700
00:42:42,021 --> 00:42:44,089
Lorin, don't be a fool! Leave the mask!
701
00:42:44,222 --> 00:42:46,156
-MARION: Please! -Come on!
702
00:42:47,590 --> 00:42:50,124
Let's get out of here! The whole place is caving in!
703
00:43:04,130 --> 00:43:06,064
[MARION PANTING]
704
00:43:11,032 --> 00:43:12,500
Let's get out of here!
705
00:43:22,004 --> 00:43:23,737
WOODRUFF: Right foot, there you go.
706
00:43:25,505 --> 00:43:29,007
Oh, my good-- There they are!
707
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:33,008
Lock them up before they strike again!
708
00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:34,642
Oh, we are leaving.
709
00:43:35,409 --> 00:43:36,877
Mr. Roarke and Tattoo,
710
00:43:37,177 --> 00:43:39,111
they will take us away right now.
711
00:43:40,544 --> 00:43:45,813
Oh, bless you. Bless you.
712
00:43:48,247 --> 00:43:52,649
We leave because I have come to know why my mother loved you.
713
00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:55,284
You are a good and important man...
714
00:43:56,017 --> 00:43:57,985
with many good and important things
715
00:43:58,118 --> 00:43:59,486
ahead for you.
716
00:44:00,519 --> 00:44:03,187
I leave because I love you.
717
00:44:04,821 --> 00:44:06,522
Maria, please try to understand.
718
00:44:06,655 --> 00:44:12,191
May I be the first to say good riddance?
719
00:44:12,857 --> 00:44:17,559
Mr. Woodruff needs you as much as-- Oh, excuse me,
720
00:44:17,693 --> 00:44:23,295
as about as much as the Titanic needed ice cubes.
721
00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:27,797
I like that. Ice cubes. I mean, look around you...
722
00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:33,399
Mr. Woodruff is a very-- Excuse me, a very wealthy man.
723
00:44:33,532 --> 00:44:36,333
He could have anything he wants.
724
00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:41,102
Now don't you think that if he wanted a daughter,
725
00:44:41,235 --> 00:44:43,903
he'd have had one by now?
726
00:44:44,137 --> 00:44:45,504
Mrs. Pomperoy.
727
00:44:47,138 --> 00:44:48,271
We leave right now.
728
00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:50,639
Maria? Maria, please.
729
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:54,941
Maria? Everything Mrs. Pomperoy said is true.
730
00:44:55,474 --> 00:44:57,909
I'm a very ambitious and successful man.
731
00:44:58,275 --> 00:44:59,976
But she just made me realize
732
00:45:00,110 --> 00:45:03,677
that the reason why is because, what Roarke said is also true.
733
00:45:04,878 --> 00:45:06,646
I'm dedicated to my work because I don't know
734
00:45:06,779 --> 00:45:07,879
anything else.
735
00:45:08,113 --> 00:45:10,280
Ever since I met and lost your mother...
736
00:45:11,314 --> 00:45:13,448
I've been trying to make myself believe that...
737
00:45:14,816 --> 00:45:17,517
loving someone and being loved wasn't important.
738
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,484
But that isn't true.
739
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,386
Maria, it would please me very much if you'd stay.
740
00:45:26,787 --> 00:45:29,722
Papa? Oh, Papa, you really mean it?
741
00:45:29,855 --> 00:45:30,788
WOODRUFF: Yes. Yes.
742
00:45:33,223 --> 00:45:36,057
But, Papa, what about Tita Gina
743
00:45:36,758 --> 00:45:39,359
and my great uncle and Cousin Rudolpho?
744
00:45:39,492 --> 00:45:42,993
Yes, they can stay, too. And may God help us all, please.
745
00:45:43,827 --> 00:45:44,994
RUDOLPHO: All right!
746
00:45:58,233 --> 00:45:59,534
[SOBS]
747
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,240
-Mr. Roarke. -Mr. Daly.
748
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:19,075
Uh, Mrs. Robertson, I am terribly sorry
749
00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:20,275
about your husband.
750
00:46:20,408 --> 00:46:22,176
His greed just finally caught up to him.
751
00:46:23,143 --> 00:46:25,810
At least I found Marion after all this time.
752
00:46:26,611 --> 00:46:28,078
We've got a lot of catching up to do.
753
00:46:28,711 --> 00:46:31,079
Yes. Love is the best cure for all the ailments
754
00:46:31,212 --> 00:46:32,080
of our lives.
755
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,948
-Good luck to you both. -Thank you.
756
00:46:44,752 --> 00:46:47,386
-Ah, Mrs. Pomperoy... -A lovely experience.
757
00:46:47,519 --> 00:46:48,920
-I am so glad. Gina. -Thank you so much.
758
00:46:49,054 --> 00:46:50,487
Yes. I enjoyed it very much. Goodbye.
759
00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:52,721
-Encantado. Por nada. -Bye.
760
00:46:53,088 --> 00:46:54,789
-Adios, Rodolfo. Buena suerte. -Bye.
761
00:46:57,523 --> 00:47:00,291
General? General? This way, please.
762
00:47:02,159 --> 00:47:03,425
General.
763
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:15,664
Senor Roarke, muchisimas gracias.
764
00:47:15,864 --> 00:47:18,065
You made my Papa and me very happy.
765
00:47:18,198 --> 00:47:19,732
Oh, it was my pleasure, Miss Diaz.
766
00:47:19,966 --> 00:47:22,000
Well, Mr. Woodruff, it appears you've inherited
767
00:47:22,133 --> 00:47:23,767
an entire family, huh?
768
00:47:23,901 --> 00:47:27,335
Yes, I have. And believe it or not, I don't really mind.
769
00:47:27,902 --> 00:47:30,503
Did Miss Pomperoy get over her hangover yet?
770
00:47:30,636 --> 00:47:31,837
Shh.
771
00:47:31,971 --> 00:47:34,672
She hasn't quite gotten over any of this yet, Tattoo.
772
00:47:34,905 --> 00:47:36,105
Well, good luck to all of you.
773
00:47:36,238 --> 00:47:37,206
-Thank you. -I'm going to kiss you.
774
00:47:37,339 --> 00:47:38,373
We're going to need it.
775
00:47:38,506 --> 00:47:40,040
Thank you very much. Thank you so much.
776
00:47:40,174 --> 00:47:44,376
Muchas gracias, Tattoo. Thank you. Bye! Bye!
777
00:47:52,279 --> 00:47:56,614
Ah! You know, Tattoo, this is my kind of fantasy.
778
00:47:57,081 --> 00:47:59,315
-Boss, that's my line! -Hmm?
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