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As the caretaker
of Lance ton Fashion Plaza,
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I have loads of important duties.
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For example,
every morning I flip these switches.
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I don't know what they do
but I flip them.
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Yeah, what are these?
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A big part of what I do
is unlocking the door in the morning.
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If I don't do that,
I can't lock it at night.
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Which is a huge part of what I do.
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The mall's best days are behind her.
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But you should have seen
this place in the heyday.
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It was filled with shoppers, horny teens
and the perverts that come with them.
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We still get some people.
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Those are my bridge players.
A lively bunch.
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But I'm pretty sure
the guy in the hat is dead.
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Never mind. He moved.
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In the heyday, this fountain
was the centerpiece of the LFP.
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There was a water show synchronized
to the Young Guns II soundtrack.
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People used to come from all over town
to watch her gush and squirt.
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And when I say people, I mean perverts.
Lots of them.
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This used to be Macy's.
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But we don't have
an anchor store at the moment.
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The owner of the mall, Mr. Javitz,
is away working on finding a new tenant.
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And he's got
a pretty big fish on the line.
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It's a secret.
The secret belongs to Victoria.
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That's all I know.
I'm hoping for a big old Talbots.
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A lot of people ask me
why I don't just quit.
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"Malls are dying," they say.
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But if Mr. Javitz hasn't given up,
there's no way I can.
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He is the greatest man I've ever known.
Kind, generous.
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And he knows basically
everything about rugby.
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What are you doing?
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Yeah, this doesn't seem like
it's gonna be a good movie.
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What's wrong? Am I not talking enough?
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We wanna make a documentary
about something fun.
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Like monster trucks.
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Yeah, monster trucks.
They're so loud and so big.
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Why can't I go to the good mall
and get a summer job there?
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Because that's our mall.
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And we don't wanna risk
running into you.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
but you're kind of a nerd.
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- What is the right way to take that?
- Not like that.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
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we have a very important
family meeting at Buca di Beppo
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to discuss the plan
for our new food truck.
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Why can't I work on that?
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Because it's our idea.
You weren't there when we thought of it.
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I'll always remember it.
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You weren't there
and then, bam, it came to us.
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Fish sticks but on a truck.
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Now all we need
is the perfect food truck name.
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I've got some ideas.
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No, you're not allowed to name it.
It's gonna be some gross sex pun.
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You gotta have a gross sex pun
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to rise to the top
of the food truck game.
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It gets attention
and it makes the food taste better.
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There's no way
it makes the food taste better.
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Oh. Save it for the Beps.
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The Beps is this way.
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Oh, Mr. Javitz, I'm starting to think
we'll never get back to the heyday.
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I can't remember the last time
we had any youth in here.
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And where there's no youth,
there's no perverts, obviously.
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Holy youth-a-moly. A youth.
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The heyday is back, Mr. Javitz.
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Smells like an old fish tank in here.
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Young boy, stop. Where are you going
with that smooth skin?
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I'm looking for a job, but it seems
like there aren't any stores here.
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Why work for a store
when you can work for the whole mall?
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Erastus Unipero-Horton. Mall caretaker.
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I don't know if I wanna
work for you, Erastus.
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Hey, I don't know if I wanna hire you.
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That's why we do the interview,
you cocky SOB.
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No college degree, no high school degree
and you don't have a résumé.
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I had to grab this paper
from the printer
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just to give you a chance.
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Look at it. It's blank.
Steve, do you even want to work here?
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- No.
- Hmm. Interesting.
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- And why is that?
- This place is awful.
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- I gotta have you. You're hired.
- What? Why?
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I like that you weren't afraid
to give me bad answers.
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Come on. I'll show you around.
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This is the food court.
There's only one restaurant right now,
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but that should change
when Mr. Javitz comes back.
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- Sloatmeal?
- Yup. Slow oatmeal.
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If you're hungry, I hope you
brought something from home,
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because at Sloatmeal
you have to order 24 hours in advance.
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- So it's not just a clever name.
- I'm not even sure it's that.
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With so many stores closing, we've got
a lot of mannequins lying around.
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You find any Lucys,
you throw them in here.
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Steve, her dead flesh-colored eyes
are up here.
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Man, you are a lawsuit
waiting to happen.
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One of your main responsibilities,
watering the plants.
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- These look fake.
- Oh, they are.
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But Mr. Javitz likes
for them to look wet.
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Roger, why do you bother
with this place?
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Mr. Javitz is the first person to ever
trust me with this much responsibility.
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And when a great man
shines his light on you...
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Like an ant catching some rays
under a magnifying glass.
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All right, enjoy your first day.
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Did I even agree to work here?
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I guess so.
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Steve. You hungry? We got extra oatmeal.
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- Tuttle, do you work here?
- No.
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I just come here to exercise,
so I've gotten to know the crew.
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Hi. I'm Le France.
I own and operate SuitFather Part II.
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Why Part II?
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SuitFather Part I
used to be across the hall.
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In the heyday, this part of the mall
was packed with discount suit stores.
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There was SuitFather
Part I, Suitplantation,
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These Suits Were Made For Buying,
Suitar Center,
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Suit Life of Zack and Cody,
and Zoot Suit Buy-It.
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Now I'm the only one left.
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With everything closing,
why don't you move somewhere else?
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I don't know.
I guess I'm attached to this place.
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- There's a lot of good people here.
- Hello.
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That's Shania.
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She runs Tender Hellos,
a very specific greeting card store.
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That is specific.
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Steve, it's terrible.
They're gonna demolish the mall.
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That seems like
it could be the right move.
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Stop. There are people inside.
Not that many people but enough.
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Relax. We're not gonna blow it up now.
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That's right. We love to blow stuff up.
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And we got so excited that we came here
exactly one month early.
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Well, you can't blow up the mall
without Mr. Javitz's permission.
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- Oh, yes, we can.
- Evil bankers.
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Mr. Javitz hasn't been making
his mortgage payments.
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If you can't get the money
by next month,
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we're going to demolish the mall
and build condos.
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Condos? The worst of all residences.
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Steve, Mr. Javitz is gonna
come through with that anchor store.
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- But we gotta buy him some time.
- Okay, fine.
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Oh, thank you.
Check it out. Got your wallet.
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Let's see. What have we got here?
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Oh, my God. You have a condom?
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Oh, no. Oh, jeez. How long has this
been in here? Kid's got a rubber.
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Oh, my God. It's been in here so long,
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there's, like, a circle
indented into the leather.
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Oh, that is so sad.
That is so hilarious.
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I'm gonna tell everybody.
Anyway, here you go.
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Thanks again for helping me, Steve.
I appreciate you so much.
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Okay, stream of consciousness.
Let the ideas flow.
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Oh! What if we let a stream
flow through the mall?
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- Okay.
- Fine. Something else.
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We're trying to get back to the heyday.
The heyday.
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Oh! What about a hay day? We give
everyone who comes to the mall free hay.
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Maybe we're too bound by hay.
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Do you think we can maybe
open it up to ideas beyond hay?
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What am I saying?
Hay's our bread and butter.
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What are they doing here?
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I thought maybe it would help
to get some outside opinions.
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Sure, sure. All right.
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I guess my one question is,
if they have good ideas,
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wouldn't Mr. Javitz
have left them in charge?
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Roger, when was the last time
you talked to Mr. Javitz?
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Hmm. I would say 9,000 sleeps.
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That's, like, 25 years.
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Really? Wow! I'm so good at waiting.
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Why is no one eating at our food truck?
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I don't get it.
We've got plenty of fish.
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Which felt like
it was gonna be the biggest hurdle.
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It's the name.
Please let me change the name.
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But your idea's so gross.
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Fine. What do we got to lose?
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You won't regret this.
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I need seven sticks, five battered,
two double-dipped on the fly.
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Look at all this cash. We're rich.
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Hey, I saw the name of your truck
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and laughed so hard,
I just had to try your fish sticks.
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Daniel, you gotta get down here.
The food is just okay, but the name?
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Oh, man. It's kind of funny.
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Wear something nice.
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So, how can we get
people back in the mall?
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My daughter saved her rec center
by having a dance competition.
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I don't wanna copy her exactly,
so maybe ski race?
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I think Erastus the caretaker
is breeding wild dogs
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in the old Miller's Outpost location.
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- That's, uh, not really an idea.
- No. No, it's not.
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I wish there was something
to eat besides oatmeal.
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You sell this card in your store?
But that's it.
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Roger, I've got it.
What is the beating heart of any mall?
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- Mr. Javitz's indomitable spirit?
- No. The food court.
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The key is the food court.
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I don't know, Steve.
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Unless you mean a food court with,
like, a big food judge.
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- "I sentence you to free hay."
- No, Roger.
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We're gonna have a food festival
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and fill the food court
with food trucks.
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Dad just texted me
that they have a whole fleet of them.
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They're doing really well, apparently.
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Well, I guess we could
tack that on to the hay idea.
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- Okay, go for it.
- Yes. We're gonna save the mall.
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Also, Tuttle says
you're breeding wild dogs here.
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If wild dogs are gonna be having sex,
which they are, a lot,
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I would rather it be
under my supervision, Steve.
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Don't bust my balls on this.
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Well, we've got a lot, a lot,
a lot of hard work today.
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We got to rock at the government center.
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And make the secretaries feel better.
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When they put those stamps
on the ledgers.
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And they got a lot, a lot,
a lot of great desks and chairs.
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Uh-huh, at the government center.
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We gotta make the secretaries
feel better.
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When they put those stamps
on all those letters.
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We gotta rock-a, rock-a, rock-a
non-stop tonight.
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Uh-huh, at the government center.
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Make the secretaries feel better.
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When they put the stamps on the ledgers.
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Gotta hand it to you, Steve.
You were dead wrong about the hay.
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People showed up for it.
We have saved the mall.
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For now. But how long
can we really keep this going?
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We only have to hold on until Mr. Javitz
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comes back with a tenant
for the anchor store.
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But, Roger,
people don't go to malls anymore.
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And, honestly,
I don't think Mr. Javitz is coming back.
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Steve, there are things
we don't joke about.
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Mr. Javitz not coming back
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and the time I shit my pants
playing racquetball with Judd Apatow.
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You need to face it, Roger.
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Mr. Javitz abandoned the mall
and he abandoned you.
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You don't know that. You don't know him.
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How could I?
He's been gone for 25 years.
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Please stop saying "25 years."
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Roger?
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Roger?
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Roger, I'm sorry.
I know I was a little harsh. Here.
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I just worry that with the mall
you're hanging on too tight.
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Maybe it's time to let go and admit
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that Mr. Javitz isn't gonna
walk through that door.
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You're right, Steve. He isn't.
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Because he's gonna float through it.
And here he comes now.
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Returning from the dark realm.
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Floats like a butterfly,
floats like a bee.
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It's the J-man. Mr. Javitz.
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And this is Steve.
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Steve, you're blowing it.
Jesus. Call some girls or something.
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- What's happening?
- Mr. Javitz is a warlock, Steve.
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This is why I was always
calling him the bone man.
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- You never called him that.
- Let's not play who said bone man when.
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All I know is that years ago I looked
into Mr. Javitz's glowing red eyes,
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and I've been doing
his heinous bidding ever since.
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And I never looked back.
Unless I was bid to.
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It's simple, Steve.
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You see, the mall is hungry.
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Duh.
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It is built on an ancient evil spring
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from which I draw my power.
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And whenever it gets hungry,
every 25 years or so,
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the fountain awakens
and I help it feed on the living.
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What's in it for you? Eternal life?
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No, no. I already have that.
I guess I just do it to be nice.
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So all the people
who came to my food festival,
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my family, they're gonna die?
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The food festival was your idea?
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So smart. You brought in so many souls.
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Let's not downplay the free hay.
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Steve, do you think
you would ever want to maybe
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look into my glowing red eyes
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and become bound to me for evermore?
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But you've already got me.
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Yes, but Steve is... What's the word?
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Better.
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Go after him.
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Obviously, I'm gonna do this for you,
but before I go,
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could I maybe just look into your
glowing red eyes for, like, one second?
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Uh, maybe later, dude.
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Totally get it. Totally get it.
Keep on rocking.
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"Keep on rocking"? He's a warlock.
That's the best you could come up with?
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You're losing him.
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Le France, we got to evacuate the mall.
Everyone's gonna die.
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Whoa, easy.
Sounds like you met Mr. Javitz.
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Oh, no. Are you working with him too?
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No. Relax.
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When Mr. Javitz feeds the mall,
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anyone it consumes
has their soul trapped here forever.
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I'm trapped here
until my soul fades away
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and I become a mannequin.
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- Just like the others.
- The mannequins were people?
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Those of us
who haven't turned into mannequins yet
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were trying to keep people away
by running terrible, terrible stores.
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Is everyone in the mall a ghost?
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No. But we don't have time to go
through that now. I'll tell you later.
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Listen, Shania and I
have a plan to save everyone.
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Hi.
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Mr. Javitz draws his power
from the fountain.
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So we'll have to destroy it.
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Fortunately, the mall is already wired
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with explosives
from the demolitions crew.
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If we use those to destroy the fountain,
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the mall will never be able
to eat again.
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I mean, I follow you.
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But if anyone was high
in their dorm room trying to understand,
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they might wanna splash some water
on their face and do a little rewind.
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Let's do this.
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Oh, Mr. Javitz, where did I lose you?
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"You are here."
That's right. And I always will be.
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Before he was here,
you were here.
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And so was I
To my surprise
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I was hypnotized.
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By your glowing red eyes.
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You are here.
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And so am I.
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Everyone, run! There's an evil warlock.
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Nice try, buddy. You gotta wait
your turn for Donut Whore.
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You believe you found something in Steve.
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But he won't help you.
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Kill them all.
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He won't help you feed the mall.
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You are here.
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And so am I.
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- The sprinklers aren't strong enough.
- Through the old Baby Gap to safety.
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You know, a lot of my girlfriends
ask me what I see in you, Mr. J.
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Why I stick by you
when you treat me like this.
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And I say, "Listen, girls.
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"He's hypnotized me
with his glowing red eyes."
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You are here.
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And so am I.
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One look at Steve made me believe.
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He will help me kill them all.
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He will help me feed the mall.
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He is here.
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And so am I.
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I should walk away
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I should let go
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I should admit that this is over.
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But I don't know how.
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And that's the theme.
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You are here.
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And so am I.
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Awaken, my evil spring.
It is time for your feast.
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Also, I gotta tell you
about this kid Steve I met.
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He's amazing.
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What the heck is this?
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They're all gone, Mr. Javitz.
I saved them all.
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I told you he was amazing.
335
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Steve, are you sure
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you don't want to even glance
into my glowing red eyes?
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He's not interested.
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Mr. Javitz, you took everything from me
and now I'm taking everything from you.
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And that's perfectly suitable.
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No!
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Or...
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Le France, no!
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00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:26,748
No! I never should have hired you.
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I can't lose you, Steve!
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Those glowing eyes, they're so red.
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At last you are mine.
347
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,394
Are you fricking kidding me?
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00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,128
You think he'll be okay, Steve?
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I just want him
to learn a lesson, you know.
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This fountain is the one thing
that can destroy me forever.
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You think he heard me
or did he say that randomly?
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00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,349
He's so random. It's one of
the things I like most about him.
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00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,417
After his glowing red eyes, of course.
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00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:23,597
All those years of loyal service
and he still couldn't see me.
355
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,516
You were right, Steve. I had to let go.
356
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,811
Steve? Are you listening to me?
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00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:36,068
Oh, man. Javitz got you good.
I've been there, buddy.
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Enjoy the ride. It's rewarding as hell.
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00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:44,826
Okay, Dadders, it's time to answer
Steve's question about who was a ghost.
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00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,870
Me and Shania, ghosts.
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00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:50,499
The guy who ran the Bazooka Sharks
sock store, not a ghost.
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The lady who ran
the oatmeal store, ghost.
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The documentary crew,
one ghost, one regular.
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Tuttle? You bet your ass
he was a ghost.
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