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This can't be good!

- You mean all the alarms and stuff?
- Yeah. We're too heavy!

If we don't drop some cargo,
we're dead, man!

It's not like I have
anything to live for.

Then who's that?

Oh, right. My son!

My son and his eight siblings!

I don't know what to drop!

It all looks important.

Just pick something!

Ah, it's gonna be a great pool day.

Well, sounds like Neil Armstrong
finally returned.

Good morning, USA

I got a feeling
That it's gonna be a wonderful day.

The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face.

And he's shining a salute
To the American race.

Oh, boy, it's swell to say.

Good morning, USA.

Good morning, USA.

Pool's ready!

Steve, come swim with your mama.

I'm in the middle of a speed run.

I can't swim with my mama right now.

You have reached
Level 35 of Mom Swim.

You have unlocked Good Job Honey!

Y'all wanna come swim?

Can't. Learning.

Jeff and I have decided
to become more well-rounded people

and are learning vocabulary words.

I've learnt "perfidious."

Do you know what it means, Francine?

I don't know, stank ass or something.

It means deceitful and untrustworthy.

And I learned the word "vocabulary."

I can't. I'm busy working
on my dating app.

It's like Tinder or Hinge.

But mine has a different name.
It's called Barrel Scraper.

Like scraping the bottom of the barrel?

Oh, no! I forgot about that phrase.

I was thinking a barrel of laughs
and a skyscraper of a good time.

Help! I'm drowning!

Stan! Help!

Ha! Gotcha.

Doesn't the pool look so nice?

Why don't you join me?

I'm out here
because I got ketchup on my toes

and needed to wipe it off in the grass.

Francine, can you please keep it down?

I can hear you drowning
from across the street.

It's almost noon.

Why are you still in your pajamas?

I'm trying to get
18 hours of sleep a day

to prepare for an audition next week.

A scout is coming
to watch me perform the news,

and it could be my big break.

- That's exciting.
- I know.

But I really have to nail
my mood maneuvers,

when news anchors have to switch
from happy to sad stories,

seamlessly transitioning from
an upbeat inflection to a grave one.

That's a mood maneuver.

Example, please.

Francine Smith drowned in her pool,

which was good for Greg
because he finally got some sleep.

Hi, there, little froggy.

Did you come to admire the pool?

Me and the family
used to swim out here all the time.

But now no-one cares.

Cool jump, little dude.

I'm gonna name you Jumpers.

Mom, what is that?

It's a frog!

A frog? That's awesome!

I'm coming out!

Wait. There's a frog by the pool?

This I got to see.

I see it and it's worth it, Hayley.

It's green like the stories say.

His name is Jumpers and he's
hanging out with me by the pool.

Jumpers, watch this.

Jumpers, over here.

Jumpers, this way.

Come back to me.

Jumpers, look at this kick flip.

Damn it. I landed it earlier.

Water fight.

'Sup? I slept like a hog on a log,
and now I'm ready for some slop.

Here's some yogurt tubes.

I wanted us to eat quick so we can
get back out there with Jumpers.

Oh. Yeah. Cool.

- I'll head out later.
- Samesies.

Yeah, I got tired again.

And I'm still looking for a beta tester.

Gonna peruse smokers
outside the bowling alley.

Look out below!

I don't understand, Jumpers.

They were so into it yesterday,

but I've lost 'em again.

We have to do something
to get their attention.

Oh, but what?

Yes?

Oh, you want me to follow you?

Wow, Jumpers.

This must have been that crate
that fell out of that airplane.

You didn't think I saw that, did you?

Come on. My family's gonna love this.

Marco! Polo!

Wha...
Am I the only one playing?

You can probably tell
I have no clue what I'm doing.

We did it, Jumpers.

The family's together again.

I'm glad you brought those frogs home.
It's like living in the wild.

Listen to how loud they are.

It's so loud.

And you know how loud things
get me in the mood.

I sure do.

Something's different.

Did you get a haircut, Mr. Klaus?

Where's the kitchen table?

Out here!

I thought it would be nice
to be closer to the frogs.

Hell, no.

This frog thing is getting out of hand.

And now you want us to eat out here?

Perfidious.

I won't demean myself this way.

I'm gonna go eat pasta sauce
on the couch and watch TV.

Uh... Okay, Klaus.

This frog thing is out of hand?

I just want Jumpers and his friends
to feel comfortable.

Guys! Greg's audition's
going to start soon if you wanna watch.

You ready for this?

Huh? Oh, yeah, born ready.

Is that the scout?

That's him.

Take your shot.

You're going to love Greg.

His mood maneuvers are impeccable.

He never says the sad stuff happy.

Good morning and welcome
to the Channel 39 o'clock news.

I'm Greg Corbin.

Langley Animal Clinic
celebrated their 100th anniversary

with a dog parade.

Last night, a man was found dead
in a soup bowl.

Sorry. I mean, with a dog parade!

Last night, a man

was found dead in a soup bowl.

This is embarrassing.

In international news, America lost
three soldiers on the Pakistan border,

but they were later
found in a nearby mall,

dead of self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Oh, dang it!

No, no, no, no. Don't leave.

You.

Me?

Francine Smith.

You kept me awake the entire week
with your stupid, loud frogs.

You cost me my chance at going national.

I'm going to sue you.

- What, Greg?
- It's Greg.

Not sure you were watching.
I'm calling to tell you I'm suing you.

Of course I'm watching.

I'm your friend.

And you're going down, asshole.

I won't let you come
between me and my family.

Your family?

I'm suing about the frogs.

Exactly. Frogs equal family.

It's the 3 Fs.

Frogs, family, and my name is Francine.

Then I guess I'll see you in court.

I guess you will.

Hi. I'd like a big, big,
big, big meatball sandwich, please.

The biggest you've got.

Case number 543-A,

Corbin v. Smith.

Sorry, sorry.

Greg looks worse
than he did on the news.

He still hasn't slept.

I saw Jumpers and a group of frogs

sitting right outside
his window last night.

You think Jumpers is sabotaging him?

Hi, Jumpers.

Mmm... I am not gonna
read these documents.

You, begin.

Your Honor, I need Francine Smith
to remove the frogs from her backyard.

They're keeping me awake.

Order in the court!

I'm trying to get a television show,
so I might be a bit wild today.

Mr. Corbin, do you have evidence?

Yes. Listen to these frogs.

March 12th.
Sibilance practice.

Single Susan sits somewhere silently.

I don't understand.
I checked it this morning.

This frog is quiet.

He's acting, Your Honor.

Don't shave my legs with a pine cone
and call it a razor!

We'll recess until tomorrow.

That was amazing.

I was gonna wait for the verdict
to pop the champagne, but I'm ready now.

I felt kind of bad for Greg.

Me, too. He looked like crap,

and he's usually so striking.

- The frogs are loud, Mom.
- What's your point?

It wouldn't hurt to maybe
get rid of some of them.

Greg just wants to be able to sleep.

But they're the whole reason
we've been spending time together.

It was exciting to have a fun,
new thing to do in the backyard but...

That's it!

We've been limiting ourselves
to the backyard.

Did someone say tributary?

Now nothing could come
between me and my family.

Welcome back.

Let's skip right to the end.

Closing statements. Go!

Your Honor,
it comes down to the three Fs.

Frogs, family, and Francine.

If that's not the three Fs,
I don't know what is.

Oh, right in his face.

You want something
in your face, Your Honor?

How about some surprise witnesses?

What? It is crazy in here.

They're testifying against Francine?

- That's...
- Perfidious.

What the...

The frogs are loud.

Things have gotten bad
and we're worried.

What if I told you I have an app
where people such as yourself

could meet other people,
such as themselves?

She tore down the kitchen wall
to let the frogs inside.

She put 12 humidifiers in my room.

Order! Order!

You already said something!

It is with great thought
and consideration

that I make this judgment.

Francine wins!

She can keep the frogs
and let those babies thrive.

Really?

Your ass is dismissed.

And here's my ass.

What?

This isn't the last
you've heard of me, Francine.

Mom, please don't be mad.

They betrayed you, Francine.

You betrayed me.

- Wait, you can talk?
- Of course we can talk.

But we couldn't get you to listen.

All you've done is listen.

You constantly cater to their needs.

That's true.

I thought I was doing
what was best for my family.

We're your family now.

Exile them.

Your Honor, I'd like a restraining order
against my family.

Granted!

She's incredible.

Let's go, Jumpers.

Wait, Francine.

- Can we still have sex?
- No.

Okay, well, you're still
attracted to me, right?

Not as much.

My new beta tester.

Stan, I'm marking you down as bisexual.

Is that cool?

I mean, it's not like I own
the word perfidious,

but Francine just said it
like it was hers.

Mom's phone isn't even ringing anymore.

Your mother made her choice.
We're moving on.

Moving on with a little help
from Barrel Scraper.

Let me see
what you wrote for your profile.

"My name is Stan.

"My wife doesn't find me
attractive anymore.

"Maybe you will like my ugly face.

"Will you take care of my kids?

"You must hate frogs."

It's perfect.

You got a match.

I'll see if she wants to meet up now.

I wish we could figure out
what's up with Jumpers.

It's like Mom is under his spell.

I have an idea.

Jeff, drive us to Groff.
There's a herpetologist we can talk to.

Ooh, I learned this word recently.

A herpetologist studies
reptiles and amphibians.

Don't tell Francine, though.

She'll be, like,
"herpetologist, herpetologist."

Right, Jeff?

Drop Stan off at Frog Ross Restaurant
for his first date.

Frog Ross Restaurant?

You know frogs remind me of her.

Why? Because of the frog thing?

Jeff, will you hang with me in the van?

I want to keep talking
through my feelings.

If these frogs have moved
into your house like you say,

then you're already too late.

What do you mean?

Oh, those aren't just any normal frogs.

They're the Brazilian cuckoo frog,
and they're extremely...

Sorry. My spit went down the wrong pipe.

They're extremely dangerous.

This breed of frog follows
a pack of animals around

like wolves follow bison,

to see if one of the pack
is trailing behind.

Because, usually, if an animal
is trailing behind, it means...

they're being ignored and isolated.

The frogs surround this animal

and shower it with attention,
time, even treats.

Until the animal is so entranced

that it leaves its own pack
and joins the frog army.

Army is what a group of frogs is called.

Once the animal is in the army,

it will do anything
to protect the frogs.

Package of lily pads for Francine Smith.

Ma'am, are you okay?

I'm gonna call someone for you.

And the army will do anything
to keep the animal for themselves.

And then yada, yada, yada.

The frogs make a foam nest to lay eggs,

the animal offers herself up
to the newly-hatched tadpoles

who devour her from the inside out.

Ex-squeeze me?

We have to go save Mom
before she's eaten.

What's so funny?

That "ex-squeeze me"
just always gets me.

...and that's all there is about me.

That's the first thing you've said.

Hi, I'm your waiter, Tip Deep.

Are you ready to order?

I haven't been on a date
in a very long time.

I've been married
to the love of my life.

But I do remember that a woman
thinks it's sexy when a man orders.

She'll start with an alcoholic
Oreo milkshake, extra thick.

For the entree, the halibut linguini,

but scratch the halibut
and make it a whole branzino,

its eyes towards the lady.

But not staring here,
because her eyes are up here,

right above her beautiful breasts.

- Hello.
- Dad.

Does Frog Ross still have
that big mechanical frog?

Lowrider.

"Sorry we didn't continue
to love frogs."

Pfft. It's a start.

Bring it out back.

I'm guessing
that's the foam nest.

They're starting
to lay their eggs.

We have to wait for Mom to be asleep.

Good thing we're here in time
for mom's lawn chair night nap.

Greg?

I'm here to kill all the frogs,
starting with this real big one.

A Trojan frog?

I should have known.
Where are the real frogs?

In the foam.

Francine, come with us.

These frogs are going to eat you.

I want them to,

because they're my family.

They're not your family. We are!

It is time.

Adiós.

Mom!
Save her!

Mom?

Hello?

Where is everyone?

I feel so isolated.

Mom, I'm scared.

I'm sorry if this is how alone
we made you feel.

We should have swam
when you asked us to,

after you worked so hard on the pool.

We shouldn't have needed the frogs.

We're sorry.

Stan, was that you?

What'd you think of the app's usability?

Hi, little guy.

Well, now I'm a tad concerned.

Funny, right till the end.

I'm so sorry.

I don't know what came over me.

Francine, darling. Where are you going?

The babies are hatching.

I can't be your baby's first meal.

I have to be with my family.

Is Mom talking to Jumpers?

Ribbit.

Jumpers, what we had was special.

Cut the crap.

I promised my family the three Fs:

Francine, frog, food.

Greg's in there. Eat him.

Ah, no, he smells.

It's you we want.

Eat me!

It's been my life's dream
to be the first human sacrifice

for the Brazilian cuckoo frog.

I almost was once,
but my idiotic family saved me.

This works.

No.

Ah, yes.

Farewell, Francine.

It's been a pleasure.

And to the rest of the Smith family,

ribbit, ribbit.

Bye, Jumpers!

Wow. Look what just a little bit
of rest did for Greg.

You all left me with Klaus,
you perfidious.