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Anyone wanna see if I can swallow
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this hard-boiled egg
without chewing?
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- Oh, all right.
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Wait, Jeff! Don't eat that egg!
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I just read a shocking expose
in the Langley Alt Weekly
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about Gentle Goodness Valley,
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our brand of supposedly
"cruelty-free" eggs.
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Apparently, they're not all
they're cracked up to be.
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Turns out they've been punching
the chickens left and right,
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just like
at the big corporate farms.
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Well, who's so high
and mighty now?
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Ready to switch to my brand?
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Never!
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Hey, some people keep chickens
in their backyard
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and get their eggs that way.
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- Jeff and I could do that.
- You bozos?
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That'll be the day.
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Yes, Mom, that "ull" be the day.
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This time next week,
we'll be eating an omelette
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made of our very own
homegrown eggs, bet on it.
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Silence!
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The time draws near for the...
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Mail! ♪ Check out whatchya got now
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♪ Getchya postcards,
birthday cards ♪
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♪ eBay-ordered slot cars Mail!
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♪ A-get it while it's hot now ♪
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♪ If a letter makes ya wetter
than a better Eddie Vedder ♪
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♪ It's mail!
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Yes, the mail.
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With each letter, the promise
of a thrilling new adventure.
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Let's see.
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Inherited a haunted
amusement park,
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S.O.S. from Mind Quad.
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Yeah, these are all big-time duds.
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Maybe I'll check my e-mail.
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Party time! Excellent!
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Everybody, quick! Shut up!
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I've been invited to a party
at Bullock's house.
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Jim J. Bullock? Holy moly!
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- No. Avery Bullock, my boss.
- Still very cool.
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A chance to impress Bullock
in a non-work setting
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could be huge for me at
my non-non-work setting... work.
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Want me to come along
and be your wingman?
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Help you really wow him?
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A kind offer, Roger,
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but my answer is a harsh
and emphatic "no."
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I have every confidence
I'll knock his socks off
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all on my own
at this b-b-b-b-b-barbecue?
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Summer casual?
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Mornin', Smiths!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Well, what do you think?
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- Looks great.
- Looks awesome.
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Perfect BBQ outfit!
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- It's horrible!
- It's shit! Next!
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- It's nice.
- It slaps!
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- It sucks!
- It blows!
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- I look like an idiot!
- A fool!
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It's terrible!
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Hated it!
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- Stupid!
- Get it outta here, Francine!
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Yes. Baller as hell. Done.
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It makes my shoulders look weird!
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Like a monster's shoulders!
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For the love of God,
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how the hell am I ever supposed
to do any work in this house?
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Stan, I'm confused.
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You've worn casual clothes before.
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But I've never felt comfortable
in them.
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I get so self-conscious
about my pointy ankles,
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- gentleman's FUPA, and big weird...
- Chin.
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...knees that wrinkle up and
look like the Grumpy Old Men
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when I stand.
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My body was built for suits.
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It's the only thing
I feel confident in.
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Screw it, I'm gonna wear a suit
to the barbecue.
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Better to be overdressed
than underdressed, right?
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Hundred percent.
But I don't know...
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Summer, summer, summerti-i-me!
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Duper, Hooper...
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what's shakin'... my babies?
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Geez, Stan.
Isn't it a little hot for...
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Is this corduroy?
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Smith, glad you're here,
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because I've got your most
important mission ever...
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Manning the grill!
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Raw meat...
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So cold...
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Feels... good...
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Smith?
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Are you all right?
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'Eyyyyyy.
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Oh, my God, look at his FUPA!
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And then Duper said,
"Oh, my God. Look at his FUPA!"
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I made a fool of myself!
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And the worst part
is Gooper's having
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another barbecue this Saturday.
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You work with a Gooper?
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Yeah, he sits over by the printer,
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with Hooper, Booper
and Ozymandias.
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Stan, I'm about to lay some hard,
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earth-shattering truth on you.
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You should probably lie down.
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Things are about to get
crazy real for you.
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I'll light some candles
and put on some Enya.
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Your suit is like armor
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for you, Stan.
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It gives you confidence,
but it's a false confidence
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that makes you uptight
and overbearing.
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You need to find true,
easy confidence,
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but the suit won't let you.
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This isn't really Enya,
by the way.
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It's just Enya-like.
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What you need is a line
of custom casual-wear
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that you'll finally feel
truly comfortable in,
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tailored specifically
to the contours
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of your strange
and challenging body.
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- And you'd do that for me?
- Absolutely!
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It'd actually be a nice chance
for us to do a little bonding.
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Crafting bespoke clothing
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- is a deeply intimate process.
- I don't know.
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Sometimes when
we do things like this
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- you can get a bit...
- Selfless?
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Guilty as charged.
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I ask absolutely nothing
in return.
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I'll just have to dust off my
old-fashion designer persona...
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No dust.
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Hold on a sec.
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Sir Jennings Cockburn,
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fashion titan of post-war London!
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Don't breathe that in, Stan.
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It's asbestos.
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Good morning, my seamstresses.
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Imelda, Agnes, Vera, Gooper.
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I have a Gooper, too. Martha.
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Martha's the one
I'm sleeping with.
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I always put secret, deeply
meaningful little messages
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in the lining of all my garments.
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When you picture yourself
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free of that suit,
what do you see?
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I'm...
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playful.
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A goof.
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A goose.
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A silly goose?
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Yes, but also...
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unbound by rules and conventions.
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Rebellious.
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A bad boy.
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But still light.
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Still playful.
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A bad goose.
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And now, the moment of truth.
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And how do you feel?
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Lighter than air!
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Roger, how can I ever thank you?
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I told you, I ask
for nothing in return.
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Now go, you're late for your
next barbecue as it is!
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- But there must be something...
- Tell you what.
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If you have a good time today,
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maybe swing by for a celebratory
sherry, how about that?
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Now run along, my goose!
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My watermelon!
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Surprised?
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Looks like us "bozos" might see
this thing through after all.
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So where'd you bozos get all
these chickens anyway?
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Dicks with Chicks,
the local chicken hatchery
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owned by brothers
Larry and Randall Dick.
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And how many eggs have you gotten?
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None yet.
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The chickens turned out
to be a bit more...
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aggressive than expected.
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But we're making great progress
with the little ladies.
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The trick is to never
show them any fear.
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Devil bird!
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Well, they're crapping
all over the place,
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so you can't keep them
in the yard.
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Ready to give up yet?
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- Yes!
- Not a chance.
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I think we can make this work.
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Yeah, I'm just kinda doing
the couch potato thing tonight,
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watching Hostel 2 with Martha.
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Dad?
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How was the barbecue?
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It was absolutely...
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divine!
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Oh, Steve, you should've seen me.
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I was so easy and fun and free!
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Stan, where ya want this puppy?
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Me and the guys had such
a good time
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we decided to keep it going
with a little after-barbecue.
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To the back yard, boys!
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Stan!
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Stan! Stan! Stan!
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Well, Roger will be pleased.
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Wait!
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There was something
special I was gonna do
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if I had a good time today.
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A celebratory cannonball!
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Rogu, I'm the only thing
not burning.
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Smith, what's the meaning of this?
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This is a non-non-work setting!
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Shall we brush up on
the agency dress code?
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How 'bout we don't and say we did?
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What a cool thing to say!
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But what if it came
from the twisted mind of...
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the tickle monster!
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Smith, I'm loving the new you.
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Truly, amber is the color
of your energy.
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Boop!
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Instant promotion!
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What's this now?
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"E equals MC squared
and Gettysburg Address in 1776."
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Sounds like a bunch
of bullshit to me.
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Dad!
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Wouldn't you rather be
playing this...
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PlayStation 5?
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Hot piggly hog!
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Boop!
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Where's my boop?
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Oh, you'll get your boop, m'lady.
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Roger?
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Is that you, my goose?
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What's wrong?
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I'm in the doldrums, Stan.
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Deep doldrums. The Double-D's.
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Every time I achieve
a great creative peak,
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it's followed by a depressive rut.
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And you, in my time
of greatest emotional need,
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abandon me to run off
with your new friends,
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Jackson, and Duper, and Francine.
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This is why I knew
I shouldn't have done this.
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You always get so
possessive and clingy.
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I'll cling to you for that remark!
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I do you an unsolicited favor,
asking for nothing in return,
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and this is
how you return the favor?
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You are a bad friend.
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If it helps, it's your clothes
that have given me
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this new lease on life!
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My relationships have improved,
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I'm boopin' people like crazy,
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and my knees
have never looked better!
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Well, I don't know if I can keep
making them for you,
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being treated like this.
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And you're notoriously hard
on your clothes, Stan.
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Look, they're already
starting to fray.
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But I guess you can always
just go back to your suit.
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No, I'm happy now.
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I can't go back to the old me!
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Okay, listen,
anytime you need me, just call,
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and I'll be there.
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I promise.
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♪ I'll never let you go
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00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:27,890
♪ I'll never let you go
261
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,770
♪ I'll never let you go
262
00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:35,730
I had an intercom system installed
263
00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:37,600
so you could hear me
moan more easily.
264
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,080
♪ I'll never let you go
265
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,560
♪ I'll never let you go
266
00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:53,570
I can't keep living like this.
267
00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:57,180
Listen, Roger, instead of
constantly moping in your attic,
268
00:12:57,230 --> 00:13:00,230
why don't you come out with me
and my friends sometime?
269
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:01,270
I'll have to think about it.
270
00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:06,930
Okay.
271
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:13,850
Words with Friends is
really gonna sing on this baby.
272
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,810
Dammit! Why the hell are you
lying in the hallway?
273
00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:22,300
The chickens took over our room.
274
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:27,430
Hayley, why don't you just give up
275
00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,480
and admit
you couldn't pull it off?
276
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,440
The only thing I am admitting
is an omelette,
277
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:36,010
into my mouth and stomach,
this time next Tuesday.
278
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,830
Fine, but why don't you go sleep
in Jeff's van till then?
279
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,400
Chickens got the van.
280
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:50,280
Should we pull 'em over?
281
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,200
What is it with you and chickens?
282
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,890
Chicken killed my parents.
283
00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:56,330
Me too.
284
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:59,380
But I don't let it rule
my life, man.
285
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:05,730
So, Sir Jennings, Stan tells us
you design clothes.
286
00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,950
That's awesome. What's that like?
287
00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:09,170
I don't know man. It's fine.
288
00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,820
So, h-how do you come up
with the designs?
289
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:14,170
Let's see, I...
290
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,740
think of the idea for the clothes,
291
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,830
then I make the clothes,
and then the clothes are done.
292
00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:19,400
Do we have a waitress, or...
293
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,750
What is your problem?
294
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,490
These guys all suck, Stan.
295
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:24,360
Let's get outta here,
get back to just you and me.
296
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,620
No! Dammit, it's like
the only way you're happy
297
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,670
is if you've got me
all to yourself.
298
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:31,020
If you're not having a good
time, you're welcome to leave.
299
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:33,410
Fine. I'll just be
taking my clothes
300
00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:36,200
that you're wearing
and be on my way then.
301
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,590
See ya later, guys.
302
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:41,980
I had I'd say about seven
Tecates, so here's four dollars.
303
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,030
Okay, here's what you do.
304
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,250
Steal Roger's Bad Goose designs,
305
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,600
get 'em to my boy Gooper
at Foot Locker.
306
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,870
Then he can make
your clothes for you.
307
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,870
Roger, I owe you an apology.
308
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,660
You've done so much for me
309
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,050
and received nothing
from me in return.
310
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,710
Well, I want to fix that
right now.
311
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:11,540
Whatever you think is fair.
312
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:13,150
Any number, just say it
and it's yours.
313
00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:14,540
You...
314
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,110
would make this all about money?
315
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,800
How dare you?
316
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,370
You don't deserve my clothes!
317
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,990
- Roger, no!
- Sorry, Stan,
318
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,680
but your Bad Goose...
319
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:32,210
is cooked!
320
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,340
Hey, Martha, did ya hear that?
321
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,990
Martha?
322
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,080
Stan, have you seen
Martha move at all
323
00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,560
since you got here?
324
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,000
Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm like...
325
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,780
she was definitely alive
last night
326
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,090
when we started having sex
327
00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:46,440
because I remember I farted
and she laughed.
328
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,872
That's the kind
of relationship we...
329
00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:49,920
Oh, thank God.
330
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:55,190
Who needs Roger and his
stupid clothes anyway, right?
331
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,930
Not you, that's for sure.
332
00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:59,190
I mean, it's not like his
clothes were magic or anything.
333
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,450
Probably not...
334
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,240
One of these store-bought brands
335
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,020
- is bound to work just as well for me.
- No doubt.
336
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:08,900
- Okay, I think this could work.
- Totally.
337
00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:12,420
- For a swamp monster!
- From Planet Ugly!
338
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:15,080
It's a disaster!
339
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,170
Okay. Fake it till ya make it.
340
00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:22,480
You got this.
341
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:27,000
Smith, are you okay?
342
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,700
I'm sure as doing better than you,
343
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:31,220
you ugly old piece of shit.
344
00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:33,700
That ribbing wasn't good-natured!
345
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,490
Here comes the boop!
346
00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:36,880
Stan, what's going on?
347
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,270
Easy breezy fun?
348
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,580
Tickle time!
349
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,710
Stan, stop. Please.
350
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,630
You're hurting...
351
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,980
Smith!
352
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,850
Take the rest of the week off
and don't come back
353
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,030
until you've gotten
your act together.
354
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,900
It wasn't easy,
but we finally managed
355
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:57,250
to get some eggs outta them
feathery little mother-cluckers.
356
00:16:58,380 --> 00:16:59,430
Not this one, though.
357
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:00,820
I've been digging my finger
358
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,990
all the way up its egg-hole
all day.
359
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,390
- Bupkis.
- Jeff, that's a rooster.
360
00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:08,300
Well, whatever her name is,
now she won't leave me alone.
361
00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:14,140
Ugh! Fetus.
362
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:16,660
Well, I guess that's gonna
happen every once in a while.
363
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:22,140
Fetus.
364
00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:24,320
Two fetuses. Fetus.
365
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,630
Snake. Fetus.
366
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:28,850
Oh.
367
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:30,590
It's omelette time.
368
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,040
Now that's what I call...
369
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:52,350
I don't even like eggs!
370
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,530
You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
371
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,310
I know. But for what, exactly?
372
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,400
Stan was happy.
373
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,620
And it was your clothes
374
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,320
that made him that way.
375
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,410
But you just couldn't stand
having to share him,
376
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,240
so you crushed him.
377
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,980
You...
378
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:15,020
are a bad friend.
379
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,760
He's right, Mr. Cockburn.
380
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,900
You did your mate a bad turn.
381
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:21,070
Just look at the poor bloke.
382
00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:30,260
Oh, you're right, Klaus!
This is all my fault.
383
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,170
But, Martha, this is really
none of your business.
384
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:36,040
I've been so selfish!
How can I make it right?
385
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:38,480
I can't make any more
Bad Goose clothes for him.
386
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,570
All my seamstresses have
taken positions at Big Dog.
387
00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:43,270
It wouldn't matter anyway.
388
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:46,360
Bullock reinstated
the old dress code at the CIA.
389
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,190
Stan'll be trudging back to work
first thing in the morning
390
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:51,710
in that soul-crushing monkey suit.
391
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,020
Now, theoretically I could
392
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,670
tailor Stan a custom suit
so comfortable
393
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,280
that it feels
like Bad Goose sportswear.
394
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,980
But I'd have to, what,
do it all by myself?
395
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,200
In one night?
396
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,250
"Kimpossible!"
397
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:06,380
But he's your friend...
398
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,120
So I have to try.
399
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,210
Martha, bring around the Festiva.
400
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,120
We're going to
the all-night Jo-Ann Fabrics!
401
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,610
Well, Stan...
402
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:19,960
how does your new suit look?
403
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,090
It's a clothes version
of the Holocaust.
404
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,920
You don't like it. I can tell.
405
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,750
Okay, Stan, confession time.
406
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:30,660
I never knew how to make clothes.
407
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,230
Everything I gave you was
Amazon Basics.
408
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,890
And the Bad Goose designs?
409
00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:36,710
EBay-ordered iron-ons.
410
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,980
But do you realize
what this means?
411
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,630
You didn't get your easy
confidence from my clothes.
412
00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:43,890
It was inside you all along.
413
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,160
That's right, Stan.
414
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,770
This is a mother Dumbo-type deal.
415
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,250
Okay, whatever, Roger.
I'm late for work.
416
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,640
Sorry, here,
417
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,860
one of your old suits.
418
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:57,300
So you never even knew
how to make clothes...
419
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:58,470
Wrong, Klaus.
420
00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,780
I lied to Stan.
421
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,870
I do know how to make clothes.
422
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:05,480
But I wanted him to feel easy
and free in anything he wears.
423
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,660
So, who's the bad friend now?
424
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,570
I dunno. You, probably?
425
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,710
See ya later, Roger.
426
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,490
I lied to Klaus, Martha.
427
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:19,060
As you well know, I do not know
how to make clothes.
428
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,970
I lied to Martha, Steve,
429
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,930
I actually do know
how to make clothes.
430
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:27,550
Okay, do you or do you not
know how to make clothes?
431
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:29,370
I don't know...
432
00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:34,380
Smith. How do you feel?
433
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,340
That depends...
434
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:37,989
Which part of me you thinking
about feeling?
435
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:40,390
Amber Alert!
436
00:20:40,430 --> 00:20:43,300
Energy color, that is. What gives?
437
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:45,300
I don't know,
I-I guess I'm just...
438
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:48,310
feeling a bit more comfortable
in my own skin.
439
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:57,920
Bye-bye! See you soon!
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