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When chimpanzees mate,
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their orgasms sound remarkably
like human orgasms.
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Hear for yourself.
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Okay.
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- Move it!
- We're taking over.
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But the chimpanzees' orgasms...
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Sound just like humans.
Everybody knows!
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This is Langley Dollar Listings!
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And it's filmed here.
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In Langley Heights, to be exact.
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Very exclusive.
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You would never be allowed
up there, Steve.
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Here are the Realtors!
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Trad. Lame.
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Clephanie. Lamer.
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Vebastian.
Nice guy, horrible Realtor.
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- Trashelle...
- Trashelle...
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Who's she?
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She's hands-down the best Realtor.
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She has the coolest car...
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Ghost Black Range Rover.
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- ...the biggest heels...
- 10-inchers.
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...and the hottest boyfriend.
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Tristan, a 19-year-old yoga model
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who's converting
to Christianity for her
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even though
he's never heard of it.
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She's what I would be
if I were a TV Realtor.
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Tough, smart, a stone-cold closer.
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But the reason she's the best
is because
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she's like me, dramatic!
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No, she's the best
because she's so smart.
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She always gets the right buyers
through the door.
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Nuh-unh. It's the drama!
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You're so stupid,
you remind me of Clephanie.
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I remind you of a bad bitch
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that drives a tricked-out
Kia Sonata?
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Keep trying to insult me.
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You're doing great.
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Hyundai makes the Sonata.
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Kia makes the Sorento.
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Shut up,
Steve, you're such a Vebastian!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Hey, Geric, what's up?
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That's Geric. He runs the agency
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and gives out all the listings.
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Oh, Trashelle,
I've got some big news!
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I'm giving you the biggest listing
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in Langley Dollar Listings
history... Chateau Langley!
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Oh, my God!
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Chateau Langley
is a 24-bedroom castle
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that overlooks
the amazing Langley Ravine
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and hasn't been on the market
in 780 years.
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That's, like, before Columbus...
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Shut up!
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- I'm gonna go.
- Get out of here!
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Steve's terrible at watching TV.
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Aquarium trip!
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I'm only paying for
the first three people!
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Did I make it?
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Barely. What's that?
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Fancy pour-over coffees
I made for us.
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Sorry, Jeff, I'm not interested.
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Because it was made by you.
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I understand.
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I'll buy that cup of coffee
off ya.
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I was on my way
to the coffee shop!
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This is amazing coffee!
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- How much?
- One money.
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Here you go!
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I would've paid way more.
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There.
You got a little dollar, Jeff.
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- Happy?
- No!
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I'm gonna get a lot
of little dollars!
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'Cause I'm gonna start
selling my coffee
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to people walking by
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on their way to the coffee shop
right now!
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Instead of going to the aquarium?
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Yes.
'Cause that's how serious I am.
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I'm willing to give up laughing
at the sea otters for this.
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Sorry, laughing
with the sea otters.
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Did we make the aquarium cut?
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Nobody's going to the aquarium.
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I guess we're doing
a coffee shop this week.
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Oh, no!
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I got all dolled up
to ask out that hot octopus.
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You saw her on the news!
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She picked two of the last
seven presidents.
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As everyone knows,
I recently gave Trashelle
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the Chateau Langley listing.
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Boo!
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But as everyone doesn't know,
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Trashelle has gone missing!
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All right, gang, the posters
have been up
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for a solid couple hours.
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It is time for us to accept
Trashelle is not coming back.
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So let's all consider her dead.
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That's why we're turning to you,
loyal viewer!
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Instead of seeking a new agent
through professional avenues,
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we're asking our viewers
to audition!
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I'm Memphis Stormfront,
and look at all these idiots
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standing in line,
praying to be the newest Realtor
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on the smash-hit show,
Langley Dollar Listings.
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482...
Stormfront!
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So long, loyal viewers.
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I can finally admit
I've always hated weather.
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Even though I've been
a Realtor before,
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I stayed up watching
all the Trashelle episodes,
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so I could sound smart like her.
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483... Francine!
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- Francine, that's you.
- Right!
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I was so focused on being smart
I forgot my name for a second.
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I know how to get the right
buyers through the door.
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And how is that?
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I actually... don't know.
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I was just saying that.
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No, that's fine.
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The attitude is right.
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Can you tell me
what these images are?
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Door, window, for-sale sign.
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Thank you.
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Send the next one in.
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I'm Shebecca Escrow,
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and I'll do anything
to sell a house.
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I'll have sex
with all the clients.
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I'll have sex with all the buyers.
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And I'll have sex with all of you.
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I had so much fun
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make-believing
I was a TV Realtor today.
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And now to eat at the same
Salad Bucket
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the Realtors on the show eat at.
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A lot of people don't like salads
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'cause they're not filling enough.
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That's why I always
order mine all-garbanzo.
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This bad boy's about 30 pounds.
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Should keep me going
right into nap time.
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Gotta be honest, pretty sure
I got the job today.
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I had sex with Geric
and the other judge.
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And then to make sure
the job was mine,
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I also had sex with the cameraman
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and the door handle
on the way out.
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Hello?
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Yes!
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Great! That was Geric.
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I got the job!
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They said they loved
my personality,
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and I was the only person
to properly identify
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the images of the door, window,
and the for-sale sign.
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Window.
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There's your window!
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I'm the new agent, Francine.
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I'm like a lemur monkey...
mostly business,
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but I will throw my own shit
at you if I have to.
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My first listing
is a Danish Modern
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owned by a super-rich pet dentist.
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So nice to meet you!
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Gunther, my property manager,
says you are the best!
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The most important thing
is the home
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is made entirely
of ancient Danish Alderwood
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and must be kept at precisely
64.2% humidity at all times,
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thus... the air-lock
pressurization chamber.
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There are many rules about
who can enter the home,
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which unfortunately I cannot
go over with you now.
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Grumpy Cat has a cavity,
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and I must fly to Milan at once.
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Isn't Grumpy Cat dead?
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Okay, fine.
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It's Grumpy Cat's mistress.
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Now you know everything!
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I trust Mr. Umlaut filled you in
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on the home's unique attributes.
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Roger?
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Gunther is the name.
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Yes, "Gunther."
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Why don't you show me the house?
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Before I show you the house,
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you must learn the rules of entry.
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Oh this one's important...
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"no shoes, no shirts,
no problems."
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That's three separate rules.
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Shoes scuff the floor.
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Cotton shirts steal moisture.
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And leave your problems
at the door,
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because this home does not
respond well to negative energy.
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Geric, I'm having real problems
selling that Danish house.
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- Love it!
- What?
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No, the business manager,
Gunther,
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is making it impossible
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to even get buyers into the house.
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Which makes for great television!
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I didn't become the fourth
richest man in Langley
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by selling houses.
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I made my fortune being a TV star.
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That's where I know you from!
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Look, you just keep fighting
with cinnamon-bun-hair,
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and I'll give you
a second listing.
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It's a sick mid-century
bachelor pad that...
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Another listing, eh?
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And she wasn't even
gonna tell me, eh?
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When did I start saying "eh"
so much, eh?
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How many tuna sandwiches
did I have today, eh?
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Look at this fool, man.
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It takes him forever
to make a coffee.
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Psh. You know you and I could
streamline his operation
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and double profits in a second.
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Move it into the...
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Garage,
train a couple more people,
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- change the ordering system...
- Stop.
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You had me at "Jeff,
you have no say in this."
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I have an amazing new listing.
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A mid-century bachelor pad
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perfect for a rich bachelor
or a rich barren couple.
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To pull in those desirable buyers,
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I'm gonna throw an extravagant
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'60s martini party
with a bar in the back.
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Can I get a martini?
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Just a sec,
making a batch right now.
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And what '60s party
would be complete
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without a little acid?
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As you can see, indoor-outdoor
living at its finest.
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What the hell?
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Roger! You dosed all these people!
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I'm Jameson McSmirnoff,
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bartender for hire.
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Roger!
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Excuse me!
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I love this house.
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Like, I am in love with it.
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It has feelings,
and I have feelings,
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and we have feelings
for each other.
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I have to buy this house.
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I have the money.
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I'll pay you double.
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Please!
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You got in at the right time,
Stan.
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I don't know, Klaus,
all that new equipment
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kinda set me back.
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Now's the time to turn the profit.
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You gotta cut costs.
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Get cheaper beans.
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And I know the place.
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I got some boys down in B-Town
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that said they can get me a deal.
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Bogotá? Sounds legit. We're in.
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Cool. You gonna tell Jeff?
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- No.
- Cool.
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I'm feeling good.
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Not only did I sell
the mid-century bachelor pad,
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but I also think I have a buyer
for the Danish house.
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I thought you had a buyer.
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I do. He's right here.
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On my phone.
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00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:51,420
Oh.
260
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,600
Then I guess you can bring him in.
261
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,250
Wait! Does he have proof of funds?
262
00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:59,690
Not only do I have the money
but I have the funny!
263
00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:03,690
Is that the CEO of Octadual?
264
00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:06,390
He's funnier than I remember.
265
00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:13,750
Oh, Francine!
266
00:12:13,790 --> 00:12:15,840
Just heard you sold
that humid Danish house
267
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,100
and Cinnamon Bun was pissed!
268
00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:20,450
Hey, I'm a closer.
269
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,540
That's why I'm giving
you the dream listing,
270
00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:24,800
Chateau Langley!
271
00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:26,410
Thank you, Geric!
272
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:29,330
I promise to make you
and Trashelle proud.
273
00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:31,590
Oh, yeah, Trashelle,
274
00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,590
my missing
and presumed dead employee!
275
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:46,210
Congratulations on your
new listing, Francine.
276
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,000
How did you know I was here?
277
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,440
Oh, I'm just following you 24/7
at this point.
278
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,220
But I came to apologize.
279
00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,480
Really?
280
00:12:53,530 --> 00:12:55,830
Yes. I shouldn't have interfered.
281
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,830
If I had just let you
do real estate
282
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,490
your dumb, boring way,
283
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,190
you would have ruined the show
and been fired.
284
00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,140
I knew you weren't sorry!
285
00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:05,060
I was supposed to be the one
that got the spot!
286
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,060
I was the one that went
to the open house
287
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,720
and hid in a spice rack
until it was over
288
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,720
and pushed Trashelle
into the ravine.
289
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,940
- Roger!
- Quit the show, Francine.
290
00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:17,510
Or I will make every day
of your real-estate life hell.
291
00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:19,250
I'll treat you fine at home, but...
292
00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:21,030
Oh, God!
293
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,030
Roger! Help!
294
00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:26,300
Francine!
295
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:29,170
I hope she's okay.
296
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:30,690
Here's some CornNuts!
297
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,350
I'll come get you
in a couple months
298
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,960
when I get bored of this.
299
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,310
I'm hungry.
300
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:37,480
Thank God I tied a string
to those CornNuts.
301
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,360
Hey! Let go!
302
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,800
I've said it before,
and I'll say it again...
303
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,580
thank God I tied a string
to these CornNuts!
304
00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,290
Good, you're up.
305
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,810
Trashelle?
306
00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:03,290
A fan. And you are?
307
00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:04,950
Francine.
308
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:08,380
I actually took your spot on
the show after you disappeared.
309
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,730
And I know the person
that pushed you down here.
310
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,390
That little goblin woman?
311
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:15,870
Yes.
I'm so sorry you're down here.
312
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:18,220
Don't be!
Getting pushed in the ravine
313
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:20,700
was the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
314
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,480
Don't you miss real estate?
315
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:24,920
Oh, I'm still in real estate.
316
00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:27,320
I'm selling trees
like crazy out here.
317
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,490
I just helped
a growing squirrel family
318
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:32,670
buy their first oak this morning.
319
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,410
Makes it all worth it.
320
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,410
How do squirrels buy things?
321
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:39,550
It's a pretty complicated
currency system
322
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:43,720
based on the disputed weight
of an average acorn.
323
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:47,290
Trashelle, you have
a big bump on your head.
324
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,600
I do? Where?
325
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,430
Alalalalalala.
326
00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:54,390
But, hey, you know what they say
about squirrel real estate...
327
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:56,300
it's nuts!
328
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,820
Oh, no.
329
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,790
All right,
Langley Listings Real Estate,
330
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:03,960
major announcement!
331
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,530
Hey, where's Geric?
332
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:07,090
Why isn't he our boss anymore?
333
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,440
Shut up, Trad! I run the show now!
334
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:12,270
Everyone needs to stop fixating
on Geric and his whereabouts
335
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,190
and start focusing
on tomorrow's big event...
336
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,840
Tristan's baptism!
337
00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:17,230
Where am I?
338
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,280
I got Trashelle's fiancé, Tristan,
339
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,850
and tomorrow he is gonna convert
to Christianity for me!
340
00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,630
It'll be the biggest event
341
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,680
in Langley Dollar Listings
history!
342
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,680
This is so weird.
343
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,290
Can I please go back to my condo?
344
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,950
If I don't show up on Thursday,
345
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,690
my spin class
will come looking for me.
346
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:35,210
No, Clephanie, you can't.
347
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,300
We're all gonna stay here
and hook up and fight
348
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,130
so we have a lot
of drama tomorrow.
349
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,910
Vebastian, kiss Trad on the lips.
350
00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:42,830
No!
351
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,740
Drama!
352
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:46,480
Are you getting my good side?
353
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,660
Trick question.
I have two good sides.
354
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,660
It's my front that's the problem.
355
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,010
Well, better start climbing.
356
00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,490
Damn.
357
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,710
Sure is steep.
358
00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,360
Oh, that reminds me!
I have something for you.
359
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:01,540
Chonkers!
360
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,810
Your famous 10-inch heels?
361
00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,290
They're super sharp
and will help you climb out.
362
00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:11,030
Plus they're pretty unwieldy
out here.
363
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,710
I actually accidentally
killed a client of mine
364
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:13,990
backing up the other day.
365
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,640
You sure you don't
want to go back with me?
366
00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,430
No. No, I'm not.
367
00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:23,170
Now go be the star of
Langley Dollar Listings!
368
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:26,260
And tell Tristan
I'll always love him.
369
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,780
Until his mid-20s!
370
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:34,660
I got to hand it to you, Klaus,
371
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,180
with the Colombian beans
you ordered,
372
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,710
we're moving a lot more cups.
373
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,670
Yeah, people like this coffee
a lot more than Jeff's.
374
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:43,360
People are passionate
about this coffee.
375
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,980
Yesterday a guy said
he'd blow me for a cup.
376
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,850
I'll do a lot more than that!
377
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:52,680
That was my opening offer!
378
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,810
Cup of joe for my hard-workin'
brethren at the DEA?
379
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:57,330
We have reason to believe
380
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,210
cocaine has been
coming into the country
381
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,950
through coffee shipments
to this store,
382
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:05,820
and the coffee itself
may be coated in cocaine.
383
00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:08,300
- Oh.
- Makes sense.
384
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:09,350
Shut it down!
385
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,620
Can we still go to the aquarium?
386
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,930
And now, by the powers
vested in me
387
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:30,280
by TenDollarReverend.com,
388
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,280
I baptize thee!
389
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,500
No, please.
390
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,890
Yoga's my religion!
391
00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:36,500
But you'd convert for Trashelle.
392
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:37,770
I loved her!
393
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,420
I don't even know who you are!
394
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,420
Yay! You're Christian now!
395
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:45,120
Stop this baptism at once!
396
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:48,560
Hey, that's the lady we worked
with for a little while.
397
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,210
Francine, you're okay!
398
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,170
I came to take the show back.
399
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,870
Oh, look who's all empowered now.
400
00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:58,700
Whoever captures her gets three
extra close-ups an episode!
401
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,700
You should be stopping her!
402
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:04,010
She pushed Trashelle into
the bottom of the ravine
403
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,800
where she's still alive
and well... ish.
404
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,840
- Praise Jesus!
- That's a lie!
405
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,060
And even if it isn't,
she certainly has no proof.
406
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,670
Trashelle's heels!
407
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:17,330
I don't like this drama.
408
00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:19,420
This is bad drama.
409
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,420
That's the state-of-the-art
410
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,290
home security lockdown function!
411
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:25,510
We gotta get out of here!
412
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:27,210
Help!
413
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,740
Oh, thank God!
414
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,520
It's like The Descent in here!
415
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,170
I never saw that movie.
416
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,130
Yes, you did. We saw it together!
417
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:40,830
That was Hostel!
418
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,750
No, we saw Descent
because we liked Hostel.
419
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,180
You know what? Forget it.
420
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:46,010
Just promise me
you'll quit the show,
421
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,230
and I'll let you go.
422
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,320
Never! I think I know a way out.
423
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:53,450
- Where are we?
- The East Wing.
424
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,670
We just passed the dog gym.
425
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:58,370
That would be perfect
for my French bulldog.
426
00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:00,410
She's gotten too fat
for her wedding dress.
427
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,240
My feet!
428
00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:03,630
The floor is burning!
429
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,460
The whole house has heated floors!
430
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:06,990
He must've jacked them way up.
431
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,600
Come on!
432
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,120
Jump!
433
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,170
The home still has many of
the original medieval passages.
434
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,400
Gotta be honest, guys.
435
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,050
You found a room
with no camera in it.
436
00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,490
Your feet burnin' off yet?
437
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,140
You ready to give up?
438
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,580
Francine, thank you
for saving my life.
439
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,450
And for selling this house.
440
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,980
You're welcome,
but I didn't sell the house.
441
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,590
But you did, to me!
442
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,070
This place has everything
443
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:46,900
I've been looking for in a house.
444
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:49,640
That's why I started
Langley Dollar Listings
445
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,810
in the first place.
446
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,690
Only one problem.
447
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:58,120
You can't buy it, because you're
at the bottom of the ravine.
448
00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:59,210
No, I'm not...
449
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:10,090
Tristan saved my life.
450
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,620
Did you let him out of the cage?
451
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:13,660
No.
452
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:17,320
It was me, Francine!
453
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,410
Good ol' Chonkers!
454
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,500
I always had a thing for you.
455
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:28,070
Alalalala.
456
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:33,120
So, you guys got
the show canceled?
457
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,550
Yeah, and they replaced it
with some lame new show.
458
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,530
Hey, I'm in this show.
459
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,270
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
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