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- ♪ We're tiny ♪
- ♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ And working for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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- ♪ We're classmates ♪
- ♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
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♪ Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And their friendship's
guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in
And join the fun ♪
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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Students are a-comin'!
Students are a-comin'!
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{\an8}Ooh.
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Can't have no dadgum smudges
on the first day of school.
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Students are a-comin'!
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That's it.
Just a little further.
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Students are a-comin'!
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Just a little...
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...further.
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Welcome class of... Yow!
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Stay off my dang petunias.
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Two hundred miles underground,
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and only two wrong turns
at Albuquerque.
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Good thing you spent
all summer working
on your digging arm, Babs.
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We did it, Buster.
We're at Acme Looniversity.
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- Woo-hoo!
- We're here, we're here,
we're here, we're here!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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{\an8}- The greatest tooniversity
in the world.
- Yes!
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Do you realize
the history of this place?
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This is where Road Runner
learned how to meep-meep.
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It's where Tweety Bird
first tawt
they taw a puddy tat.
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And where Bugs Bunny came up
with his catchphrase,
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"Eh [chomping] what's up, Doc?"
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Okay, let's see where
we're gonna be living
for the next four years.
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Sharing our wins,
our successes,
our triumphs,
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and all the good things
inevitably coming our way.
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And our dorm is...
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- Fudd Hall.
- Merrie Melodies.
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We're in different dorms.
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We've never been apart.
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Except for when I was born
one second earlier,
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and existing alone
was agonizing.
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How could they do this to us?
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Don't they know
twins come as a pair?
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We worked too hard
to get here to give up now.
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What's my life mantra?
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"Bagels are just donuts
that forgot to have fun."
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No, the other one.
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"There's a solution
to every problem."
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Including this one.
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Look, Hamton,
this is where your mom
started her toon career.
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Yeah. Maybe once
I master tooning,
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I-I'll take
some medical classes.
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Just for f-f-fun.
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Doctors aren't fun.
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You ever hit one with a pie?
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They get mad and kick you
out of the operating room.
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You're here to do two things.
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Make new friends
and crack 'em all up.
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What if nobody thinks
I'm f-f-funny?
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Nonsense.
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You're a Swhinefeld.
You were born funny.
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Just remember.
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ABLFJ.
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Always be looking for jokes.
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Muah.
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Cool bag!
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Was it half off?
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Whoa, what happened?
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I was cruelly separated
from my twin brother.
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We share everything,
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and now we've been split apart.
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I do not stand for injustice.
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If someone messes with you,
then they mess with me,
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and you don't wanna mess
with Sweetie T. Bird!
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What's the T stand for?
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Thunder!
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JK. I don't have a middle name.
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But if I did,
it would be Thunder.
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I'm Babs Bunny.
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- You seem really awesome.
- You, too.
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Babs, I'm gonna help
reunite you with your brother.
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Step one,
find out who's in charge.
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Yeah. Who's the top banana?
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The big cheese.
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The whole enchilada.
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We should have a snack first.
Don't you think?
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Absolutely.
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Try the brie
with the strawberry jam.
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It will knock your ears off.
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Mmm. Too bad I'm moving out.
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I could get used to this.
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Chasing my dreams at Acme Loo
without my twin sister
at my side?
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It's so sad to be...
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♪ Alone ♪
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♪ Why am I so alone? ♪
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♪ Why am I-- ♪
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{\an8}Whoa. I wasn't informed
there'd be singing
on the first day.
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- Is there a vocal
competition afoot?
- Uh, no, I--
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Because even though
I am not prepared,
I will succeed.
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♪ Mi mi mo mo ♪
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I was singing
because I'm going through
something difficult.
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My sister and I--
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Oh. So nothing important.
Hoo!
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The name's
Pluciferous Von Mallard Duck.
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{\an8}But since the general masses
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{\an8}suffer
from diction impediments,
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I go by Plucky.
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What an honor.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hold onto that.
It will increase in value.
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Whoa there, buddy.
I was gonna take the top bunk.
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Really?
What a fascinating tale.
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Listen, Plucky,
there are rules
to choosing bunks.
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Let's rock, paper,
scissors for it.
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I'm sorry. The only game I play
is three-dimensional chess.
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- Draw straws?
- Who would verify the results?
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{\an8}Not my legal team.
They're backed up
with my exploratory lawsuits.
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Ooh.
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Then I guess we'll do it
the old-fashioned way.
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Gasp.
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Grrr.
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Ah.
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H-h-hello there, new roomies.
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Hamton J. Pig,
your new friend
and giver of laughs.
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Gah. Just, uh...
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Oh.
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Oh, dear. These aren't
as slippery as I expected.
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Um, anyways, hello.
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Ow!
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Nice to meet you, Hamton.
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Looks like we'll have
to figure out a way
to settle this later.
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All I can say is en garde!
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You forgot the best part
of saying that line.
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And what's that?
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En garde!
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- Babs.
- Buster.
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My roommate is terrible.
How about yours?
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Well, she's no twin brother,
but she's still pretty great.
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Don't worry, we've got
a plan to get me and you
in the same dorm room.
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We just need to--
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Do whatever it takes
to keep Plucky
from getting the top bunk?
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Ah, sorry,
I'm kind of wrapped up
in my own drama right now.
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It's him! He's here!
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Professor Bugs is here.
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Eh, what's up, Docs?
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All right, all right,
settle down.
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Now, you're here because
you're the best of the best.
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Thank you, thank you.
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For your first assignment,
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I wanna see something original,
something unique.
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I wanna see your best gag.
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You have one week,
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and whoever aces
this first assignment
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will also get a coveted spot
in the Freshmen Hall of Fame.
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This is
how we settle it.
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Best gag gets top bunk.
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You challenging me?
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Preposterous. Ludicrous.
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You're on.
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I suggest you get ready
for life in my shadow, buddy.
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Good, good, yes.
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Uh, but the ka-boom
needs more levels.
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How dare you give an actor
of my caliber a line reading?
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I'm sorry. You're just not
understanding the scene.
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I wrote the scene!
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- Well, I'm directing...
- Wow.
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I could never do something
that wonderfully cuckoo.
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Come on, you could be
just as good as Plucky.
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Gags are easy
if you just loosen up.
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Check it out. Slap me.
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See? Easy. Now you try.
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Whoa.
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Ow!
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Was that funny?
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Okay. Take a deep breath
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and think funny thoughts.
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{\an8}Oh,
Shirley can help us.
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She's the RA
and knows everything.
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Hi, um, are you Shirley?
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No. I'm Shirley's
astral projection.
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I am Shirley.
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You're either here
for spiritual guidance
or your hot water's out.
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Either way,
I'm here to help you.
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Um, so I requested to be
dormed with my twin brother,
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um, but we got split up.
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Hm.
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This problem, unfortunately,
vibrates on a higher plane
than my powers can reach.
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So you're gonna need
to escalate to the next
level of dominion.
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Oh, you're saying
we should go to the dean?
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- Exactly.
- How did you--
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My moms are punk poets
with Aries rising.
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I speak the language.
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Okay, Hamton.
We're gonna
have to go deeper.
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Deep into your subconscious
to find what's blocking you.
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I'm gonna show you some images.
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Just tell me
what you see, okay?
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A mother.
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It looks like a mother.
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Uh, no.
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Looks like a famous
comedian mother
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being disappointed in her son
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for not living up
to her expectations.
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Uh-huh.
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You got 'em all
in stitches, Hammie?
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They're all gonna laugh at you.
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Or at least
that's what I'm hoping.
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I'm not good enough to be here!
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I am not
a natural talent like you.
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You can't see how much talent
you have, but I can.
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Well, thanks,
fr-fr-fr... Er, buddy.
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Anytime, pal.
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Hup, ho, hup, ho. Yeah!
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I'm glad you're here, roomie.
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Me too.
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And don't worry,
you'll be reunited
with Buster in no time.
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All we gotta do
is talk to the dean.
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Toony traps!
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We got this.
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Next time,
just make an appointment.
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Matcha or Earl Grey?
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So, Sweetie, Babs...
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how have you
been getting along?
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Amazing. I love Babs.
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Sweetie's the best.
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Great. So everything's fine?
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You got this.
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Go ahead. Tell her.
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Well, um...
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Actually, you see,
Buster and I are twins,
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and we've grown up
doing everything together.
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Yes, I know.
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I was thinking it would be nice
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if we could live together
at Acme Loo.
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Uh-huh. Interesting.
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00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:48,670
Babs, Acme Loo is a place
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where toons come to discover
themselves as individuals.
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00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,311
But I don't want anybody
to be unhappy.
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00:13:56,411 --> 00:14:00,082
So here's the deal.
We arm wrestle for it.
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00:14:00,181 --> 00:14:03,718
You beat me, you get to go back
to living with your brother.
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00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:05,587
I win, and let's just say
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00:14:05,686 --> 00:14:08,323
everybody's gonna
know about it.
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Know about it.
Know about it.
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00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,960
Know about it. Know about it.
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00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:17,366
Hmm. Good thing
I spent my whole summer
working on my digging arm.
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00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:22,071
Muah. Get ready to meet
Shirley Chisel.
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00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:26,341
Yeah! Let's do this! Rah!
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00:14:29,878 --> 00:14:31,446
Oop. Sorry.
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00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:41,790
Meep-meep!
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00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,056
One day, you'll tell
your friends you saw me
early in my career.
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00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,963
Why would I wanna
bore my friends?
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00:14:50,732 --> 00:14:51,700
Hm.
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00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,334
An eight?
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00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,403
You wouldn't know talent
if it hit you in the face.
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00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:31,306
I mean, your judgement
is flawless.
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00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:36,478
You can do this.
You just gotta
believe in yourself.
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Now performing,
Buster Bunny.
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00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,516
Oh, no. I was so busy
helping you, Hamton,
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00:15:41,616 --> 00:15:43,352
I forgot to work
on my own routine.
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00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:45,387
Where's Babs?
She'd know what to do.
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00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,821
Get her, Babs.
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00:15:46,921 --> 00:15:49,891
Yeah!
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00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,827
Who's gonna rub his ears
when he has a nightmare?
278
00:15:52,927 --> 00:15:56,065
And tell me it's okay
to have cake for breakfast.
279
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,734
Wouldn't want you
to make new friends,
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00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:02,604
expand your horizons.
281
00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:06,875
You should go back
to what you're used to.
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00:16:06,975 --> 00:16:12,013
Back to your comfort zone.
283
00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:16,050
Yeah, Babs!
You got this, Babs,
you got this!
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00:16:17,885 --> 00:16:21,456
B-A-B-S.
Yeah, that bunny is the best!
285
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,427
Oh, no. I mean, yay. I mean...
286
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,196
I have a lot
of conflicting feelings.
287
00:16:27,294 --> 00:16:31,161
Guess you're stuck
with your amazing
new feathered friend.
288
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,302
Yeah. I-I am.
289
00:16:34,802 --> 00:16:37,272
One more thing.
You're late for your exam.
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00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:42,644
Ha, attagirl,
Ruth Bader Gunsberg.
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00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:43,578
Muah.
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00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,987
So I'll be performing by myself
293
00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:57,426
for the first time ever
without Babs.
294
00:16:57,525 --> 00:17:01,363
Alone. Just [gulps] me.
295
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,998
Just me.
296
00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,168
Routine number 63!
297
00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:08,803
Babs!
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00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,339
Aww.
299
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:35,064
I'd hate to follow
my outstanding performance.
300
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:40,369
What the...
301
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,937
The top bunk was almost mine!
302
00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:17,372
Hamton, you're up.
303
00:18:18,539 --> 00:18:20,309
Hamton, buddy, you got this!
304
00:18:20,408 --> 00:18:22,444
Yeah!
305
00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:31,320
You're Joan Swhinefeld's kid.
306
00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:35,990
Class, be prepared
to be dazzled
by the son of a legend.
307
00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:41,930
You're a Swhinefeld.
You were born funny.
308
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:49,638
I don't know how to be funny!
309
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,458
Bravo, bravo.
310
00:19:09,557 --> 00:19:11,393
This is how you do it.
311
00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:17,327
Reach into the depths
of your biggest fears
to find the best gag.
312
00:19:20,434 --> 00:19:23,972
Tens, tens,
tens across the board!
313
00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:25,640
Nice going, buddy!
314
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,298
I'm sorry I wasn't able
to get us back
in a dorm together.
315
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,866
Honestly, sis,
I think it's gonna
be a good thing.
316
00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:54,069
I'm looking forward
to hanging out
with my new friend...
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00:19:57,606 --> 00:19:59,641
...and Plucky.
318
00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:02,811
Yeah, it's gonna be good for us
to find out who we are
outside of being twins.
319
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,314
Hey, since we're doing
secret whisper conversations,
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00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,781
I wanted to ask.
321
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,050
I know you threw
that arm-wrestling match.
But why?
322
00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:12,921
Well, I realized
if I got transferred
out of Merrie Melodies,
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00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:16,425
then I wouldn't be roommates
with you anymore.
324
00:20:18,893 --> 00:20:23,098
That's the nicest thing
I've ever heard.
325
00:20:23,192 --> 00:20:24,966
Sorry. I got a tough exterior,
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00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:27,769
but when the emotional
dam breaks, it breaks hard.
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00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:30,739
- Babs, what's with the shirt?
- Oh, yeah.
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00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:34,809
{\an8}'Cause I lost to Dean Granny,
I gotta wear this
for the next two weeks.
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00:20:41,415 --> 00:20:42,351
Yeah!
330
00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:52,461
♪ Twins as close as can be ♪
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00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,264
♪ Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
332
00:20:55,362 --> 00:20:57,932
♪ The duck whose star
Shines so bright ♪
333
00:20:58,032 --> 00:21:01,431
♪ I won't let Buster
Steal my spotlight ♪
334
00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:04,239
♪ I'm full of anger and glee ♪
335
00:21:04,338 --> 00:21:07,142
♪ And sweet as pie
You can see ♪
336
00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,944
♪ And in all my years
As the dean ♪
337
00:21:10,044 --> 00:21:13,382
♪ This is the weirdest class
I've ever seen ♪
338
00:21:13,476 --> 00:21:15,250
♪ Please let us explain
Toons ♪
339
00:21:15,349 --> 00:21:17,952
♪ Watch when
I pull this lever ♪
340
00:21:18,052 --> 00:21:21,323
- ♪ Anvils fall from the sky ♪
- ♪ Why? ♪
341
00:21:21,422 --> 00:21:23,992
♪ Our jokes
Are so very clever ♪
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00:21:24,091 --> 00:21:27,296
- ♪ Catapulting us so we fly ♪
- ♪ Tongue-tied ♪
343
00:21:27,395 --> 00:21:29,798
♪ Stretchy arms
And legs are fantastic ♪
344
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:32,534
♪ Our eyes pop out
Of our face ♪
345
00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,035
♪ Face ♪
346
00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:35,770
♪ My emotions
Turn quite drastic ♪
347
00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:38,840
♪ When I get hit with a safe
Ouch ♪
348
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,275
♪ We're looney, we're tiny ♪
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00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,911
♪ We're looney
We're tiny toons ♪
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