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Come on!

Emmy, watch this.

I can do that. Whoa!

Come here.

No, I'll blow away!

Come on!

No.

Come on, just try!

Hey!

We hope you enjoy your trip with BC Ferries.

Girls, stop it.

Stop.

Hey, Mom, can we have some money?

- No. - Please?

- No. - Pretty please.

What for?

An ice cream. It's only $1.99.

I don't know.

Emmy promises not to get hyper.

Right, Emmy?

Mm-hmm.

I mean, it is a while 'til dinner, Jude.

And how can you say no

to this sweet, sweet, angelic face?

Okay. Okay, fine.

Let's see...

okay... this.

Thanks!

Share!

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Clap your hands

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Clap your hands

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ And your face will surely show it ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Clap your hands

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Stomp your feet

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Stomp your feet

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ And your face...

You can enjoy the sundeck here, if you like,

and breakfast will be served in your own cabin,

and then, sessions will start at 9:00 a.m. sharp.

Wonderful.

This is also the main lodge.

If you need anything,

just go right in, they'll help you out.

Okay. Thank you.

See? No ants.

Nothing.

All right, come on, hop in.

- You ready? - Mm-hmm.

Ztt...

Night, sweetie.

Beep, beep,

beep-beep-beep- beep-beep-beep...

- Night, pumpkin. - You didn't get me.

Night, Dad.

Okay, who's ready for some more "Alice," huh?

Me, me!

Okay.

Why can't you read in my bed for a change?

Because Emmy's smaller.

Not that much smaller.

Okay, well, come on, then. Hop in.

Come on.

It's gonna be a little bit snug.

All right, where were we?

Can you find it?

- Here. - Okay.

That word.

"That depends a good deal on where you wanna get to,"

said the Cat.

"I don't much care where," said Alice.

"Well, then it doesn't matter which way you go,"

said the Cat.

"So long as I get somewhere,"

Alice added as an... excamation?

Explanation.

Explamation.

Explanation.

...explanation.

Yeah. That's good.

Hey, you packed my mom's blanket, right?

It's in the duffel.

Oh.

Thank you.

It'll be good.

Try something new.

Exactly.

Night-night.

Night.

Please?

No, your legs are too hot.

But I'm scared.

Well, I'm right here.

What if I just sleep at the bottom?

No, then I can't stretch my legs.

Just wake me up if you get scared.

Okay.

Ready?

Hug, hug.

Kiss, kiss.

Mm-mm.

Okay, wait here.

Okay.

So you just have to go to that group over there.

But I don't want to split up.

Don't worry, we're gonna meet up again later.

Can you take Bone for me?

Sure.

Bye, Bone.

Shut up, Tyler. Just shut up.

Come on!

Okay, ready?

You losers better not drop me.

- You better not drop her. - Shut up!

Oh, my god, Mike, you totally grabbed my ass.

Yeah, right. That was Tyler.

That's Sam.

Oh. Cool.

Hi, guys.

Uh, I'm Pat.

I'm Carol's husband.

Uh...

And, uh, I...

um, as Carol so beautifully said,

we just... we love coming here.

Um... you know, we...

We just always leave feeling very refreshed, um...

and just so in touch with one another,

and so...

I'm sorry. I'm so...

Um, just... I'm so proud of how far we've come.

Sorry, that's probably enough from me.

Always wonderful to have you two.

Okay, so... who's next?

How about you two?

Hey, everyone.

Um... yeah, my name is Steve,

and, uh...

oh, sorry, this is my wife, Judith,

and, well...

I guess we're here

because something isn't quite going as planned

in our relationship,

so... yeah, I hope that, um,

this will give us some, uh... tools

and, you know, good discussions to move forward, so...

Well, hi, Steve.

Very nice to meet you.

Now, I'm wondering, though,

can you tell us a bit more

about what isn't working for you in the relationship?

Because I think it's very important

to be specific about these intentions here.

Well, yeah. I mean...

I think my wife can probably tell you a bit more about this.

I mean, I'm...

I'm happy, but, um...

Judith has said that she feels disconnected...

so here we are to, uh, to get connected again.

Well, think about that, okay?

A marriage is a... fragile ecosystem.

Right. Right, sure.

I'll, uh...

I will think about that.

Hi, I'm... I'm Judith,

and I-- I wanted to come here because...

It's-- it's kind of hard to explain.

It's okay. Take your time.

Well, my... my mom passed away recently.

Five months ago.

Yeah. And...

I don't know, I'm--

I'm just suddenly questioning...

I'm sorry. I just...

I'm just really happy to be here

to, you know, work on things.

Okay. Great. Welcome.

So, now, who's next?

Um... hi, everyone.

Um... yeah, we're--

we're really looking forward to, uh, exploring--

Gotcha!

Whoa. I wouldn't do that.

Why not?

That cave is haunted.

Really?

Yeah. They say if you look into the cave

and think of someone dead,

they'll come back to haunt you.

That's not true.

It's only if you go inside of the cave.

I-- I...

I saw a bone on the ground, and it moved!

I'm sure it was just a stick.

It's really dark in there.

No, it was a bone! A human bone!

Okay, okay, come on.

Ow, it hurts.

It's okay. It's okay.

Don't worry, I've got it. I've got it.

I've got just the thing.

Oh.

Go-- go ahead.

All right.

Thank you.

Anata wa nihongo wa hanasemasu ka?

Sorry?

Oh, sorry. I thought you might speak Japanese.

Oh. Well, I used to, but...

Right. Use it or lose it, right?

You?

Uh, I speak a little bit of Japanese,

but mainly, um, Mandarin, Cantonese,

a bit of Spanish.

Yeah. So I moved around a lot, so...

Oh. How exciting.

Ready?

Hmm?

Ready?

Oh.

Oh, right. Yeah.

Bye.

- Get off. Come on. - Yeah, yeah.

- Let's go. Picking on me? - You like that? Huh? Huh?

Who's the champ, once again?

No, no, no, no, no.

Like, just because she got her period before me,

she thinks she's, like, superior, or something.

Ugh, so annoying.

I know, right?

I have my period.

Really? Well, when did you get it?

Like, about a year ago or something.

Really?

Yup.

It was actually super embarrassing

when it happened.

Oh, my god, why?

Well...

I was, like, swimming at the pool,

and there was this very hot lifeguard

who was, like, about 15,

and we kept on staring at each other,

but then, you know, stuff came out, like, everywhere,

and the whole pool stared at me.

Oh, my god.

My mom said

that you don't bleed when you're in water, though.

Well, do you have your period, Vicky?

No.

Then how would you know?

I don't know, that's just what she said.

What happened after that?

My god, that's so early!

Um, yeah, I mean, it was early,

but it meant we got ten hours.

Four hours to hike up Huayna Picchu, I think. Right?

And then six hours just taking in Machu Picchu.

That's the, uh, Incas, right?

Uh... the Aztecs, I think?

Is it the Aztecs? - Yeah.

I could have sworn the Incas were in Peru.

Uh... I don't think so.

Okay, well, they were the ones who were there, honey,

so I think they would know.

Right. Right. Of course.

Either way, it was just stunning.

Absolutely stunning.

I can imagine.

Well, what about you two, have you done much travelling?

I'm sure you must have been back to Asia at some point?

Oh, no.

Yeah, I've... I've actually never been there.

Oh, really? So you were born here?

Yeah. Yeah.

So your parents were here during World War II, then?

Yeah.

Oh, gosh. Were they interned?

Uh, yeah. Yeah.

Greenwood?

I... well, you know, my parents,

they didn't really like to talk about it.

But I would absolutely love to go to Japan,

but Steve here isn't much of a traveller.

Mm, that's... that's not true.

I mean, you like to go to Palm Springs, and stuff, but---

No, no. Hey, listen, I love travelling.

Oh. Well, let's go somewhere sometime, then.

Let's do it!

- Yeah. Okay. - Let's-- Yeah, absolutely.

Mom, I'm full.

Just finish your milk and the meat, Steph.

But I'm full.

Just drink your milk, then, please.

Tomorrow's supposed to be sunny again.

Hey, that's nice.

Mm.

Emmy, did you make some friends today?

Well, I'm sure you will soon.

All right. Are you done?

- Mm-hmm. - Okay.

Uh, where-- where do you want this?

Em...

can you drink my milk, please?

It's all warm.

Please?

Okay... yep. Pardon me.

Okay... Let me get it.

No, I got it.

Take the trash out, or...?

Uh, sure.

Thanks.

Chance for Bure! The shot just wide...

To Bure, just misses the net...

Off Richter...

Finally taken away, though, by the Rangers,

come the other way,

Messier, up... trying to cut in...

No!

Yes. I have to go.

Not yet.

But you have to sleep, sweetie, okay?

But I want cuddles.

Quiet!

Okay, grumpy pants.

Shh. Shh.

It's okay, honey.

But they said if I thought about someone,

and-- and maybe I accidentally thought of Grandma.

Sweetie, listen to me.

Ghosts don't exist, okay?

It's okay.

Shh. Don't worry.

Do you know why these are all different colours?

No.

'Cause Grandma used to unravel

all of the old sweaters in the house,

and she used the wool to make blankets.

That way, nothing would go to waste.

Hmm.

That's funny.

Why is that funny?

Did Grandma like making blankets?

Well, I don't know if she liked it,

but she had to do it.

Hmm. Then what did Grandma like to do?

Um...

Well, she liked to see you.

I mean, besides that.

I don't know what she liked to do, sweetie.

Why not?

Well, Grandma didn't have much time to do fun stuff.

At least not when I was young.

Hmm. Poor Grandma.

It smells like her house.

...my skin is just too fair for that.

And, besides, Pat always says he prefers me as a natural blonde,

so here I am.

Wow, what a journey.

Mm, it was.

Anyhow, your girls are gonna be so gorgeous when they grow up.

They just have such a beautiful exotic look.

Oh, thanks.

I always say to Pat

that we should almost have kids just for how cute they'd be.

Yeah, you should. It's-- it's just the best.

Well, I'm not actually cut out for motherhood.

Besides, I'm too vain to get stretch marks.

Well, if... if you do decide to,

I-- I'd think you'd have no regrets.

Yeah, everybody says that, but... I don't know.

You think you would?

Well, I'm sure I would love them,

but just because I love my child

doesn't mean I wouldn't regret some things.

I look at all of my friends,

and they just seem so tired and miserable.

Ugh.

I'm sure not all parents are like that.

I'm sure you don't feel that way.

I just...

Well, I guess I just wonder,

would it actually make me happier?

Huh.

Anyhow, I don't mean to be such a bore.

Oh, no, not at all.

I don't wanna pry, but...

I lost my mom when I was younger,

and I really know how it can affect things,

especially like a relationship.

Oh. Well, thanks, Carol.

You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.

Oh, no, it's-- it's not that, I just...

You know, things are actually really great between us.

I mean, we have everything we need,

and we have two great daughters, and...

You're unhappy.

Well, no, I... I didn't say that, I just...

You know, my parents' marriage wasn't about love.

It was about duty, and responsibility, and...

You know, they had half of what we have, and...

I don't know, sometimes it just makes me think,

"What do I even have to be unhappy about?"

You know?

Do you need a reason to be unhappy?

Well, no, I...

No, I guess you don't.

You know, I have a theory...

every relationship can work, if you do the work.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Justin, out.

Out right now.

But-- but, Mom, I didn't do anything!

- Come on, out. - But, Mom!

We're done.

Marco!

Polo!

Marco!

Polo!

Marco!

Polo!

Oh, you're not Jenny.

Sorry.

We have to restart! I bumped into her instead!

No, this way.

Come on, just get off there.

Yeah, right.

Um, yeah!

He was, like, staring at you yesterday.

Like...

aagh!

Aah! Gross!

Oh, my god, there he is.

Hey, Tyler, you're hot!

Whoa!

Why did you say that?

Oh, my god. Did you just fart?

Whoa. How did you do that?

It looked like you did a flip.

I don't know.

I was just trying to do what you were doing.

That was really good.

Thanks.

Okay, girls, it's time to go!

Okay.

Mom, can I take this back to the cabin?

No, sweetie, you have to leave that

for everyone to play with.

But what if it's not here when I come back?

It will be. Just put it back.

- There you go. - Thanks.

Bye. I'll be back, I promise.

Make sure to wipe your feet, girls.

Okay.

They look like a handful.

Oh, yeah. They keep me busy.

Yeah, I can imagine.

Such a beautiful evening.

Isn't it?

Oh. Hi, sweetie.

Hi.

G'day. How you doing?

Oh.

Okay, good night.

Good night.

I was a bit worried coming here too, you know.

Really?

But you were the one who wanted to try this.

I know, I know I was. I just...

I guess I didn't know

if it would help as much as I wanted it to.

Well, do you still feel like that, or...?

I'm starting to think that we just need to put the work in,

and that everything will work out if we do.

I am so glad to hear you say that.

You know, Pat and Carol weren't doing too well

when they first came here either.

Well, you know, we're not them.

We have a very different relationship.

No, I know that.

I just mean that if they can do it, then so can we.

Hmm.

I see stability.

I see...

Look deeper, Steve.

Look at what's really inside yourself.

Okay.

I see determination.

Do you see anything

that makes you feel uncomfortable?

No. I...

Sorry, I don't know if I'm doing this right.

No, it's okay.

Why don't you just rest your arm?

Now, again, the purpose of this exercise

is to be vulnerable.

I mean, I'm... I'm trying to be.

You know, you're not the only one

to struggle with this one.

It's a tough exercise.

Has anyone else had trouble with this?

Maybe someone would like to share their experience?

Uh...

Yeah, this, uh-- this one was really challenging for me.

It felt...

This was pretty, uh...

In-- in fact, can I...? Please.

Can I just... give this a go?

It might be easier for me to explain--

- Yeah. - So...

Uh...

What-- what I found really helped me, at least, get this,

was firstly just to really-- just check in with myself.

You know?

So...

Where's your mom from?

Uh, I think Christina Lake?

No, I mean, like, where is she from-from?

Oh, her background is Japanese.

Oh.

You look pretty normal, though.

I mean, you look like other people.

Except your eyes.

And...

maybe just your face overall is a bit different.

Oh, my gosh, you're ridiculous.

It's interesting, huh?

It is.

There's three more like this on the island.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

They're all Japanese herring salteries--

used to be.

And they all burned?

Yeah, around the turn of the century.

Hmm.

Arson, apparently.

Hmm.

Your parents fish?

My dad did, yeah. And-- and his, too.

Oh, wow.

Mm-hmm.

So, did they...

did they have their boats seized?

You know so much about all this.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a...

a bit of a history buff.

I think I've been programmed

not to think about certain things.

What do you mean?

I don't know.

I mean, my parents were...

I think they were a bit ashamed, or something.

Hmm.

So, I was...

I was wondering, right...

and you don't have to answer, but did your parents--

did they ever go back to the coast when they--

you know, when they were allowed to?

No, they-- they stayed in the interior.

Huh.

Cool.

You know, it's funny,

but I never swam in the ocean until I was 21.

- What? - Yeah.

Really?

Yeah. I mean, I always wanted to as a kid,

but, you know, my parents didn't have a lot of money

for trips and stuff, so it just never happened.

Yeah, that makes sense.

I remember I never told any of the other kids in my class.

It just seemed like everyone else had been.

That's actually a bit of a secret.

What, the... swimming?

Steve doesn't even know.

- Get out of here! - Yeah.

- Why? - I don't know.

I just think he would think it's weird, or something.

I mean, he spent every summer in a beach house, so...

Well, I don't think it's weird.

In fact, it--

- Boo! - Boo!

Hey. Hello. Ah, you got me! Ah!

Stop!

Forward! Onward! Aah!

Were you behind me the whole time?

Here's your tea, Bone.

Emmy, you'll never believe this,

but there's a kitten in Mom and Dad's closet!

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Go on.

Go.

It's-- it's really cute.

Meow!

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

- Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! - Don't! Don't!

Meow, meow, meow, meow!

Ew, gross! Ew!

Don't.

What?

Emmy, come out. I'm sorry.

Come on, Emmy. It wasn't my idea, I swear.

Fine, don't forgive me, then. See if I care.

Well, I guess you don't love me if you can't forgive me.

Well, fine, if you don't love me anymore,

I guess I won't love you anymore.

Just let me ask her. What did you do?

What-- what were you doing?

Well, we were playing tag--

And you broke the closet.

Do you realize that we're gonna have to pay for this, Steph?

It won't be much, Jude.

Can you just back me up here?

Fuck, what do you want me to do? It's a closet.

I want you to back me up,

and please do not swear.

Um... it was my fault.

I accidentally ran into the door.

Yeah, she didn't mean to, but--

See, you can't just keep doing this.

You can't just keep blaming your sister

for everything that goes wrong, Steph.

I'm not.

May I be excused?

No, finish your food.

Honestly, I think if we just get these track things replaced,

it should be pretty easy.

I don't think it'll be too expensive.

Hey, don't worry. I'll... I'll fix it.

What is it?

I'm a bad mom.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

You're not.

You know, my mom did everything for us.

Her whole life was for us.

Well, you know, that's... that's what moms do.

But not me.

Yes, you do.

No, I really don't, Steve.

Of course you do.

And I don't even know

where my parents were interned, you know.

I don't even speak the language they spoke.

I don't know any of my mom's recipes.

I... I know nothing.

Well, maybe you can ask one of your siblings.

You don't get it. It's...

It's not just about knowing, it's...

I should have asked her, and...

she should have wanted to tell me.

Well, why do you think she didn't?

You know, things are gonna be okay.

Okay?

Stephanie?

Yeah?

Do you think we would die

if there was a big earthquake here?

Maybe.

Really?

Don't worry, there probably won't be any.

But what if there is?

I'll make sure you'll be safe, don't worry.

What if the cabin caught on fire?

How would the cabin catch on fire?

I don't know, but what if it did

and the fire blocked our door?

Well, we'd climb out the window.

What about Mom and Dad?

They'd climb out the window and meet us outside.

Steph?

Yeah?

Do you really think Grandma's a ghost now?

Even a nice one?

No.

But what about in the cave?

It's not true. They were just trying to scare you.

Hmm.

Em?

Yeah?

You want to sleep in my bed tonight?

Okay.

Ready?

Hug, hug.

Kiss, kiss.

Mm-mm.

You're it!

Hey, that's, uh... that's not the new Jaguar XJS, is it?

Uh, yeah. It is, actually.

V12, right?

Uh...

You know what?

Maybe, I don't even know.

I'm not really that much of a car guy.

Not a bad car for a non-car guy.

I guess.

Hey, uh...

how was yesterday for you?

Yeah, good.

Any...

I don't know, any, uh, thoughts, feelings, emotions

come up since then?

Uh... nope.

Well, if anything comes up, happy to chat, any time.

Happy to chat any time.

Appreciate it.

Hey, uh, the great Buddha once said,

"Greater in battle than the man

who would conquer a thousand-thousand men

is he who would conquer just one...

himself."

Cool, right?

Hmm.

Yeah, it's, uh...

it's interesting.

Aren't you going to the pool?

I'm grounded, remember?

Right. Right.

Hey, Steph?

Want to go to town?

Really?

Sure.

Come on.

♪ Good, good times

♪ All summer long

♪ All summer long

♪ Good, good times

♪ Warm sunshine

I got it. You should be a singer.

♪ Good, good times - Really?

♪ All summer long - I reckon.

♪ Ba-ba-ba

♪ Ba-da-ba-ba

Excuse me.

I bet you can't do a handstand.

Oh yeah?

How'd you like that?

That was very good.

Steve?

And fixed.

Did you take that from the pool?

Yeah.

Oh. How come?

I don't know.

Hmm.

I just don't understand why you have to die.

Yeah, but we already made the dance.

We can't just restart the whole thing

just because you want to change it.

Okay.

Okay, ready!

♪ Goodbye to you my trusted friend ♪

♪ We've know each other since we were nine or ten ♪

♪ Together we've climbed hills and trees ♪

♪ Learned of love and ABCs

♪ Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees ♪

♪ Goodbye, my friend it's hard to die ♪

♪ When all the birds are singing in the sky ♪

♪ Now that the spring is in the air ♪

♪ Pretty girls are everywhere

♪ Think of me and I'll be there ♪

♪ We had joy, we had fun we had seasons in the sun ♪

♪ But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time ♪

♪ Goodbye, Papa please pray for me ♪

Whaa!

♪ I was the black sheep of the family ♪

♪ You tried to teach me right from wrong ♪

♪ Too much wine and too much song ♪

♪ Wonder how I got along

♪ Goodbye, Papa it's hard to die ♪

- Yay. Bravo! - Whoo!

Whoo! You okay?

Okay.

So good.

- You okay? - You okay?

It was good.

It's okay. Hmm? It's okay.

I'm cold.

Can you warm me up a bit?

Yeah. Of course.

Yeah, that's better.

You remember when we used to fall asleep like this

every night?

Yeah.

It was nice.

Well, you always complained that my leg hairs tickled you.

Yeah, well, nothing's changed there.

Touch me.

Lower.

Mm...

Just a... just a little bit lower.

- How's that? Yeah? - Yeah.

How's that for you?

Yeah, good. Good, yeah. You?

Yeah, just a... just a little bit to your left.

Yeah, that's better.

Maybe just a little bit slower.

Yeah, that's... that's better.

I'm sorry.

I don't know, I just feel like maybe it's not the right time.

I'm sorry, I just think

I'm not in the right mindset or something.

No, I get it. Me too.

Are you still cold?

No. No, I... I think I'm okay.

Okay.

Thank you.

Aah!

I...

I will not reject your love!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

I will not! I will not!

I will not!

Great, Pat. That was great.

Well done.

Ah.

Okay.

Ah!

That's great, Steve. It's a start.

- Ah. - That's good.

Ah.

What else is there?

Ah! Ahh!

Okay, ahh, ahh. Now give me some words.

I hate... aah! Aah! Aah!

Ahh! Words! What do you hate?

That's stupid! Aah!

What's stupid?

Come on, Steve. Words. Words. Give me words!

I don't have any fucking words! Okay?

Steve!

Okay. It's okay.

Whoa... Jackie Chan here!

Okay. No, no, no.

You-- wait, wait, wait. - That's it.

You touched the rope.

- What? - You touched the rope.

No, I didn't.

No, it's a re-match.

Your arm definitely grazed the rope.

All right, give me that. Let's go.

You ready?

Whoa! You all right?

Steve. Steve... you all right?

You got me. You win.

Well, actually, you... that was yours.

Hey, where are her water wings?

It's okay, I-- I was watching her.

Go get dressed, sweetie.

But she's fine, Mom.

Oh, thanks.

One more.

Here.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at there!

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!

I'm Japanese.

Hey. Hey, Don't do that, okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I just... I...

Go get dressed, sweetie, okay?

Come on, you got this.

But I don't know how, though.

It's easy, just dance sexy near him.

You'll be fine.

Hey, come on! Is this thing happening or what?

Oh, don't you worry, it's happening.

Look, you chose "dare,"

so if you back out now, you'll look like a loser.

You just gotta tough it out.

You got this.

Okay, boys...

get ready for Miss Sexy Steph,

the amazing lap dancer.

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

Come on, hot stuff!

Come on, baby!

There's no way.

Let's go, Steph!

Yeah, Steph! Whoo!

Come on, Steph! Whoo-hoo!

Come on, let's see something real!

Let's see some action! Let's go!

Oh, yeah!

Yes! Go, Steph!

Yeah. There you go!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo! Come on, move your feet!

Yeah, Steph. Let's go!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Steph! Steph! Steph! Steph!

Oh, my god, you farted in the hot tub?

Shit, I've gone in there, like, five times since then!

Whoa-ho-ho!

What the fuck, Sam?

What? It's not a big deal.

It's embarrassing.

Don't worry, it's fine.

They honestly just thought it was funny.

Yeah, but still.

Steve?

Mm?

I'm scared.

Why?

I had a bad dream.

It's okay.

But why not?

Because we need you to babysit.

Well, why can't she just stay at our--

No, because I don't want you two goofing off

and ignoring her. - But I--

No, Steph, it's not happening. Okay?

Emmy, not that one.

Why not?

It's too big.

Just get the small ones, okay?

Maybe Steph can carry it.

No, I don't want to.

Just say bye to it, okay?

Bye.

See you at 7:30!

See ya!

What?

Nothing.

Well, what? Tell me.

Oh, just thinking.

It must be true what they say about Asian men.

What?

Well, nothing,

it's just clearly he's overcompensating for something.

Oh, don't be stupid.

Well, have you ever been with one?

No.

But, you know, I saw my dad's all growing up,

and they're all perfectly normal.

How did you see your dad's...

you know?

- Penis? - Yeah.

Well, you know, just baths and stuff.

You bathed with your dad?

No, not bathed,

but, you know, we'd all wash up outside of the tub,

and then we would hop in to rinse off.

You all used the same bath water?

Yeah, so what?

Okay.

Well, we were all clean.

We would... we'd clean off before we'd get in.

What?

Nothing.

Well, obviously you're angry now.

No, I'm not mad.

Sure, you're not mad, then.

I'm not mad exactly, I...

I just...

I find it...

I don't know...

I find it a bit racist, what you just said.

Racist? How is that--

Shh!

How it that racist?

I don't know, okay? It just felt...

it's... it's emasculating.

Oh, you don't think that Pat

tries to emasculate me all the time?

I don't know. I don't know how to explain everything perfectly,

it just-- it feels racist.

Well, I'm married to you, so why would I be a racist?

I don't know.

I didn't think so.

Starting early, huh?

Well, yeah, I gotta listen to Pat

talk about himself all night.

- Let's just cancel, then. - No, no, no, no.

No, because I don't wanna go

if you're gonna be sulking the whole time.

I'm not--

Steve!

Oh...

Oh, my...

Right, so then I'm, like...

I'm, like, "No, I need to leave immediately,"

which she doesn't understand,

because "immediately" kinda sounds like "diarrhea."

Right? So now... I was just... Oh, my god, it was just...

It was horrible.

Oh, my god, you two just have the best travel stories.

Yeah, they kinda pile up.

- Yeah. - They kinda pile up, don't they?

So I, uh-- I looked up the Incas.

What's that?

Yeah, you know, the, uh-- the Incas?

The people who populated Machu Picchu?

Yeah. Yeah, of course. What... what about them?

Yeah, it wasn't the Aztecs.

Just so you know.

Okay. Yeah, good to know.

A... B... C...

D... E... F...

Okay.

All right, up next,

we've got Judith singing "I Give to You."

♪ Everything I'll ever have

♪ Even things I'll never have

♪ I give to you

♪ All the love I've ever known

♪ And the only heart I own

♪ I give to you

♪ Life is but a game of chance

♪ Why gamble if there's no romance ♪

♪ Within your heart

♪ Though there's a time we all must cry ♪

♪ Spread your lover's wings and fly ♪

♪ Just make a start

♪ And you'll never depart

♪ From the road that leads to happiness ♪

♪ A world that's only glorious I give to you ♪

♪ Open up your heart to me

♪ I promise that I will completely ♪

♪ Live for you

♪ Time is short and love is rare ♪

♪ Take the joy that's ours to share ♪

♪ You're the only one I adore

♪ Everything I have is yours ♪

♪ This I give

♪ To you

- Is there anything cool? - Um, besides...

Where are you going?

Don't worry, I'll be back before Mom gets here.

But you're supposed to be babysitting me.

But you're not a baby, are you?

Wait, let me go with you.

No, Emmy.

Please!

I said no!

So, anyway, then I asked him...

Hello?

Come on, this way.

Shh.

So, I didn't-- I didn't wanna upset the poor woman, right,

so I just-- I just shut my mouth.

Can you imagine him standing there for an hour?

Yeah. It was too much, honestly. Too much.

Hey, buddy. You're, uh...

you're-- you're holding it wrong.

Further back. Yeah.

Yeah? Thank you.

Look who's an expert now.

You know, I taught Steve everything he knows about pool.

You can't teach that, Judith.

You know, Steve loves to show off.

And Judith loves to be a bit of a bitch sometimes.

You see what a charmer this guy is?

Hey, guys. We don't have to, you know--

Oh, no, no, no, it's fine.

I think this is healthy.

We should talk it out, Steve... finally.

No thanks.

Of course. Steve doesn't like to talk about his feelings.

He doesn't think it's manly.

You know, it's interesting you say that.

I mean, like, men especially experience--

You-- you know what, Pat?

I-- I'm sorry, I'm just gonna stop you right there, pal. Okay?

I'm sorry. I-- I didn't mean to--

What? You didn't mean to what?

Offend you. I didn't mean to offend you.

Well, you-- you did. Okay?

Everything you do offends me.

Your presence offends me.

Your stupid fucking face offends me, to be honest.

Judith, what... what are you--

Whoo!

Judith.

Judith, let's go.

Hey.

Come on, let's...

♪ Every morning, I'm feeling

♪ Afternoon, it's passion

Judith! Judith!

Oh yeah!

♪ I'm not so sure what's happening ♪

Come on, please.

Judith, come on!

Okay, come on. That's it.

Oh.

Let's go.

Oh, no, thank you.

John over here has offered me a ride back.

Well, I don't-- I don't have to.

No, sure you do. Let's go.

Maybe we should just go back.

Don't worry, she'll be fine for, like, ten minutes.

Can you keep it straight?

I can't see.

Why do you hate Vicky so much?

I don't hate her. I just think she's annoying.

Well, you're pretty mean to her, though.

I'm not mean to her.

Well, whatever.

I mean, who cares?

If you want to go and hang out with Vicky,

then go for it.

No, I don't, really.

Well, then, why are you talking about this?

I said keep it straight!

What the fuck?

You weirdo. Fuck you!

Fuck you too!

Hey! Hey!

Come on!

Get out of the car, Judith.

Hey, get the fuck away from my wife!

Huh?

Steve...

No.

Come on, Judith, let's go inside.

I am.

Go this way. Come on.

Here. Don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Steve. Come on.

Tea?

No thanks.

You'll feel better.

I can't.

Don't you have anything you wanna say?

Oof. Steve, not now.

Well, I don't want to waste our time here,

so come to the workshop if you feel better.

Such good work. That's great.

Okay.

Steve, would you like to go next?

Oh. Uh...

well, maybe since Judith isn't here, I should pass.

Are you sure?

You can go on your own, if you want to.

Yeah, okay. Sure.

Okay.

Now...

I want you to take a moment,

and I want you to picture Judith's face...

her hands...

what it means to have her in your life.

And now I want you to think

about what it would be like if she were gone.

I, uh...

I-- I can't see her right now.

That's it, Steve.

That's good.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Good afternoon, thanks for joining us.

We begin with breaking news.

It was a hectic scene here last night...

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, change my diaper!

...as riots broke out all over the city

following game seven of the Stanley Cup finals.

As city officials dealt with the aftermath of the riots...

Waah, waah, you missed a big piece of poo!

...how could it happen here in Vancouver?

The images and videos

from last night's violence and looting

are more what you would expect to see in a big American city.

Waah, waah.

Pictures from last night's riots

are being circulated around the world...

Waah, waah. Mommy. Mommy.

...damaging the reputation...

Boo-hoo-hoo.

...and orderly Canadian city, while in New York...

Hey, can you turn that down, please?

Waah, waah, waah.

Huh?

...in Vancouver, it was unbelievably different...

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

I think I have a big piece of poo in it.

You're a bad mommy!

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, I'm hungry.

Give me some food.

Okay, baby, I'll make you a nice--

No, give me your milky.

- Oh, you want-- - Milky! Milky! Milky!

- Okay, okay. Here. - Give me your milky!

- Ah, don't. - Milky! Milky! Milky!

- No! Don't! - Milky! Give me your milk!

- No! No! - Give me your milk!

Don't!

Aah!

- Mom! Stephanie-- - Enough!

Can you two just please shut up for one goddamn second!

- But-- - No, I don't care.

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care!

I cannot fucking take you anymore!

...is on life support.

Sadly, he is not expected to survive.

Most of today's newscast is devoted to what happened

and what exactly went wrong,

and a warning, it contains some strong language

and scenes of violence.

Stu McDonald was one of the reporters

covering the riot from last night,

and he's returning today

to his vantage point at Robson and Thurlow

to fill us in some more on what happened.

Wait, I didn't...

Wait, I didn't mean to--

Stop it! Don't!

Stop!

Grandma?

Okay, you check the pool,

and I'll go to Sam's cabin, okay?

Sure, yeah.

Steph!

Emmy!

God. What? What?

Nothing! This is pointless.

They're probably just gonna come back

when they aren't angry anymore.

Okay, well, until they do,

we're gonna keep looking for them.

What, you just wanna leave them out here, Steve?

No! I mean...

They're gone because they're angry, not lost, Judith.

Okay, so it's all my fault now, is it? Sure.

Well, whose fault do you think it is?

Oh, whatever! You know,

none of this actually would have happened

if you'd been looking after them for once

instead of being glued to the TV!

I wasn't even watching it.

I was... I was fucking thinking.

Oh, right, right.

Thinking conveniently in front of the TV.

Well, what? So watching TV is some sort of crime now?

It's not like your dad didn't watch TV.

What does my dad have to do with this, huh?

Nothing, I'm just saying that that's what dads do.

What-- what does that--

what does this have to do with anything, Steve?

TV! Judith! TV!

Did your dad not watch TV?

Yes, he watched TV! So what?

So dads watch TV sometimes!

It's not the end of the fucking world!

You know what? My dad, he worked 12-hour shifts, you know that?

So?

So he was tired after he worked 12-hour shifts!

I'm not the one who told him to have so many kids.

Are you serious?

Did you seriously just say that?

I'm just saying, if your family was so poor,

why have so many children?

Oh, wouldn't it be nice if they weren't so poor, then, huh?

I'm not the one who made them poor!

Yeah, well, it wasn't them either!

Steph! Emmy!

- Steph! - Where's Emmy?

She's not with you?

Steph! Steph!

Stephanie, wait!

Steph?

Steph!

Steph?

Stephanie!

Steph!

Emmy?

Emmy?

Emmy?

Steph!

Emmy!

Shh. Shh.

It's okay. It's okay.

I'm here now.

I'm here, don't worry.

Steph! Steph! Steph!

It's okay.

Emmy! Stay where you are!

Come on.

Come on.

We should go home tomorrow.

I don't wanna be here anymore.

Me neither.

Okay.

Judith?

I don't know if I've ever loved you.

But somehow, I...

I convinced myself that I didn't need to.