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First off, I'd like to thank you all for
being part of today's focus group.
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My name is Alfred Winstanley,
and in front of you
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are serving bowls of our company's
latest concoction. Please, enjoy.
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Salty.
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Tastes like the body of Christ
at a local church.
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Reminds me of the rations
we ate in the cut. Yeah.
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That unmistakable rush of stabbing a man
in the throat with a bayonet.
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What if I told you that
you were eating none other
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than the new-and-improved saltines
from Royal Crackers, Incorporated?
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Wait, is this
the Royal Crackers building?!
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Is that why we were blindfolded
after being abducted?
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Take us back to the
DMV this instant!
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Weren't these single-handedly responsible
for a statewide polio outbreak?
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Any man or child who falls to illness
is dead weight.
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Kick 'em out of the foxhole and let
the artillery sort 'em out, I say.
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I'll never give a dollar to your company
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as long as Theodore Hornsby
remains at the helm.
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He's a monster!
And quite the eyesore.
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He's not more than a sad old man stuck
in the past. And a bigot!
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What the hell?
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Well, well, well, where do...
Fucking shit!
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Where do I begin? Okay, you first!
I'm an eyesore?
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Why, if I hadn't shattered
that two-way mirror,
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I'd ask you to take a good look at
yourself and explain how that crucifix
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hasn't burned through that Nosferatu-like
body of yours!
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- Be gone, Satan.
- You there!
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You think I'm stuck in the past, unhip?
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I've rubbed elbows with the likes
of Buford Stanley and the Spinners,
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Fred Gladys and the Brooklyn Berries,
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Donald Grimley
and the Puerto Rican Seven!
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And then you have the nerve
to call me a bigot?
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I'm sorry, then why are there two
Donald Grimley
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and the Puerto Rican Seven
albums in my record collection?
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And you!
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You're alright, actually. I like you.
No notes! And you.
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If I had any idea what race you were, I'd
be having a field day right now. Good day!
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{\an8}So, due to Theo's provocative bleat, every
network has stopped running our ads,
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and supermarkets have pulled Royal
Crackers from their shelves.
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{\an8}We're canceled.
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{\an8}It's been a fun ride.
I don't know about you guys,
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{\an8}but I'm going out
the old-fashioned way.
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{\an8}- Don't gotta twist my arm!
- This is for Putin!
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{\an8}Everyone cool it! Look at yourselves!
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{\an8}Since when has a little bump in the road
ever stopped us
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{\an8}from being the best snack-food
company in the world?
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{\an8}We'll get through this.
And we'll get through it... together.
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The years I've wasted
searching for such wisdom.
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I bow to you, Steben.
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But what about Putin?
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Putin? I don't give a flyin' cuss
about Putin. Or tootin'!
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Did I do that?
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I love you, Stebe!
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Dad? I had another bad dream.
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Would it be okay if maybe
I slept in here tonight again?
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Thanks, Dad.
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Alright. Sleep time.
Going to sleep.
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Three, two, one, sleep.
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One ticket to sleep land, please.
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Oh, okay, guys. So first thing on
the agenda... Theo's provocative bleat.
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What?! I don't even have
a Bleater account, moron!
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Yeah, there's nothing on your
agenda about that, Stebe.
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In fact, It's just a drawing
of... Is this a dog?
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Yeah. Been having recurring nightmares
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about a humanoid dog monster for six weeks
now. Haven't slept a wink.
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But creative juices are flowin',
and I got a big announcement.
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Maybe you should get some rest, hon.
Go home and put on some...
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Did someone say Putin?
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Did I do that?
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You need to see a doctor, my guy!
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I have a big announcement!
From the sick mind of Stebe Hornsby,
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everyone make some noise for the new
Royal Crackers mascot, Mr. Cracky!
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- Oh, my God!
- Fuck that!
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Stebe, is this the creature
from your nightmares?
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Why would you pitch a mascot from your
nightmares?! Get away from me, you freak!
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Therapist said I gotta harness
my fears through creativity.
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Now I'm in the pilot seat.
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I can't... breathe.
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- Oh, my God!
- Are you okay!
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Do you love it!
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Lady and gentleman,
I'd like you all to meet Mr. Cracky,
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a flamboyant cartoon dog
that will serve as the mascot
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for Royal Crackers' newest frontier!
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Who drew that?
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He did! I told him,
it has too many colors!
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No, it's wonderful!
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Your childlike sensibility is exactly
what we need around here!
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- What?!
- He's also much easier on the eyes.
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So I know this board has voiced concern
about our plummeting sales
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and their correlation with public
perception of me as CEO,
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baseless accusations that I'm coldhearted,
vain, narcissistic!
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Well, would a narcissist create this?
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HornsbyLand, a seaside theme park
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that will provide fun for adults
and younglings alike!
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Visitors will be greeted by a beautiful
100-foot statue of myself and Mr. Cracky!
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Oh, boy...
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Enjoy a leisurely stroll through
Cartoon Avenue
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in your very own Mr. Cracky mobile.
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Oh, I like that!
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Now slam it into Howard Hughes'
private airplane!
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The Lindbergh Pursuit.
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Can you out-pilot and expose him for
the over-celebrated fraud that he is?
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Or the Amelia Earhart Skynanza,
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where you'll crash into the ocean,
confirming everyone's well-placed biases!
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Are you mad?!
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Do you have some sort of resentment
against aviation?
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Now, I know what you're thinking...
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"How do we skirt the unrelenting cost
of beachfront property?"
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This is Catalina Island, right off the
California coast and free for the taking.
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And this is Hornsby Bridge, the longest
and most expensive bridge ever built!
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Stop!
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You want to turn Catalina Island
into a tourist destination?
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It's completely infested with the most
ruthless savages known to man!
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What? But... HornsbyLand!
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Enough! You have done irreparable
damage to this company,
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and we will not stand by
as you bankrupt it further
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with your questionably
motivated decisions.
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I hereby call for a vote
of no confidence!
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All in favor of the immediate removal
of this man,
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sit perfectly still and gawk
menacingly at him.
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But I built this company from the ground
up, all by my lonesome!
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It's everything to me!
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Mr. Hornsby, you are officially
terminated as CEO of Royal Crackers.
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Stebe? Stebe?
I'm still looking to get that payment.
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Oh, God!
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Stebe, I'm not trying to make trouble
here. You swore to pay the union minimum!
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Go away! Get out of my dreams!
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Look, I'm sorry the old guy had a heart
attack, but that wasn't my fault.
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I'm coming in, okay?
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No! I hate you! Okay, Stebe, you do this,
you escape this twisted nightmare
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and wake up snuggling with your dad
in his bed.
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Stebe?
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Get in!
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Theo, you need to wake me
up from this dream.
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You're not dreaming, Stebe. And Mr.
Cracky didn't come from your imagination.
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Oh, yeah? Where'd he come
from, then? My butthole?
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Not exactly. Look in the glove box.
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- My dick?
- What? No! The plushy!
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Listen, Alfred, I'm sure you think that
my stepping down as CEO is all your fault.
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Well, rest your concerns. After today,
we'll be well on our way to becoming
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America's newest theme park tycoons.
Catalina Island is as good as ours!
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I'm starting to have... second thoughts
about our trip, sir.
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Perhaps we can ask
our pilot to take us home?
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Pilot? Oh, right. I forgot he was up
there. God, look at that piece of shit.
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I mean, what a waste of space. You know
his vote counts just as much as ours does,
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you realize that, don't you?
Makes me sick.
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- Why do you have such animosity toward...
- Alfred, look! There she is!
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We should approach with caution, sir.
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The locals are rumored
to be quite volatile.
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What are they gonna do? Fling sand
at us from their swimming bottoms?
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What the piss?
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Fifty bucks, Stebe!
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Mr. Hornsby! Put on a life preserver!
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Don't be a coward, Alfred! By my count,
we still have one working engine.
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Take the wheel!
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Jesus Christ! Who trained these
barbarians? Lee Harvey Oswald?!
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What are you doing?!
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You wanna get out and face that genocide
of a costume you created?
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- Fair point. Reload!
- Stebe, look out!
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Armadillo!
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Hang on, sir!
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I can't hold on any longer!
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I don't understand.
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Does this mean Mr. Cracky is
a pre-existing intellectual property?
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I found that freak in a Chucklebee's
claw machine a few years back.
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I shattered the glass and snatched it
and ran out of there,
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but I passed out from blood
loss before I could get to the exit.
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Woke up a few hours later,
and the staff was like,
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"Here, take it! Get out of our
restaurant!" Dumbasses!
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You mean you were having
these nightmares, too?
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I thought I shook 'em for good,
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but your little presentation
just reopened Pandora's box.
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HornsbyLand.
What's a HornsbyLand?
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I think today's the day we find
out, Stebe.
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I did some digging on AltaVista this
morning and was able to find an address.
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It's right on the other side
of this bridge.
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Rest easy, soldier.
You died a hero's death.
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I'll start making preparations
for your burial at sea.
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He does have a lot of meat on him, though.
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Mr. Hornsby! Where's our pilot?
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Trust me, you won't be seeing him again,
not until he's on the "Dick Corbett Show"
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promoting his exploitive
tell-all recounting his brush
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with death over Catalina.
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Mr. Hornsby! Our seaplane!
Perhaps the radio is still functional.
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We can transmit an SOS to the coast guard
so they can organize a search party.
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This may be our only chance, Mr. Hornsby.
We should tread lightly.
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The island could be riddled
with booby traps.
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Mr. Hornsby?
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Seaplane!
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Well, Alfred, I'm afraid the naysayers may
have been right... Catalina Island sucks.
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Hey! Learn to control your children,
you goddamn animals!
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That's right!
Run, you little scamps!
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Mr. Hornsby, our pilot!
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Oh, please! Please don't kill me! When I
get home, I'll score a multi-book deal!
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I'll cut you in!
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Tell-alls about aviation disasters are
the most lucrative cash-grab imaginable!
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No, no, no!
What are you doing?
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Now's our chance.
Stand back, Mr. Hornsby!
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Alfred, where are you going?
The seaplane is that way!
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I'm going to rescue our pilot.
We don't leave a soldier behind.
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Is that right? Personally,
I prefer soldiers who don't get caught.
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Oh, what?
Is that a crazy thing to say?
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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Oh, please, oh, please, oh, no, oh, no.
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Holy fucking shit!
A chupacabra!
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God in heaven!
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Alfred, I think I'm ready to tell you why
I have so much... hatred for pilots.
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A few years ago,
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I boarded a commercial airline flight
coming home from Sacramento.
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Everything was going smoothly till this
flight captain's voice pierced
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through the intercom
with a disturbing announcement.
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He said that the plane would be taking off
shortly and he would be getting us
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to Bakersfield Airport safely
within the hour.
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He would be getting me home safely.
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He flaunted his control over my mortality
like some sort of god amongst men.
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Is that the end of the story, sir?
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Wow, I've never opened up like that.
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Feel like a weight has been lifted
off my shoulders.
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Please, take this tale
to the grave with you.
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Yes, I won't be telling
a soul that story, sir.
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What the fuck was that?!
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By heavens!
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Do you think...
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Do I think that we just stumbled upon the
egg of a chupacabra?! Hand me your coat!
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We just found my star attraction,
you idiot! A live chupacabra!
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No! No, no, no, Mr. Hornsby,
this is too much.
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Let's just get out
of the cave at once.
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Hey, Alfred, ol' buddy.
Do you perhaps care to explain this?
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Mr. Hornsby, please! I'm not even
sure I want the CEO position!
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I opened up to you, told you that plane
story! I never told anyone that before!
230
00:14:55,363 --> 00:14:57,962
Well, you shouldn't have!
It's barely even a story!
231
00:14:57,962 --> 00:14:59,802
How could you do this to me?
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Mr. Hornsby, give me the egg.
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Why, so you can take it back to your
little fan club on the board
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and steal more of my achievements?!
235
00:15:13,802 --> 00:15:16,802
Stand back, chupacabra!
I wish this youngling no harm!
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00:15:16,802 --> 00:15:19,283
But I will drop this
if you come any further.
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00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:28,483
So long, fuckos!
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00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,322
Oh, this motherfucker doesn't give up!
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00:15:48,442 --> 00:15:50,043
- Al?!
- Theo! Steben!
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00:15:50,043 --> 00:15:52,483
Go no further!
I beg of you!
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00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:55,842
- How did you find us?
- Please, leave this cesspit at once!
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00:15:55,842 --> 00:15:59,082
Cesspit? Dude, this seems like it
would be a dope vacation spot!
243
00:15:59,082 --> 00:16:03,123
Catalina Island is a doomed lump of shit
in a toilet of ocean water!
244
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:08,003
Years ago, your father and I ignored
the warnings that,
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00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:10,123
if we came here,
we'd never return home.
246
00:16:10,123 --> 00:16:13,962
And I, fear the young idealist I was,
never truly did.
247
00:16:13,962 --> 00:16:17,243
Theodore, place the egg down now,
and it might leave us alone!
248
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:21,883
Go suck a dick, Judas! Sorry, but there's
only room for one on this seaplane!
249
00:16:21,883 --> 00:16:24,802
Oh really!? Are you well-versed
in operating a flight radio, sir?
250
00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:28,763
Johnny's bananas!
The radio is completely destroyed!
251
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:33,123
Theodore! Help! Help me, please!
252
00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:37,043
Please, Theodore, try to start the plane!
It's our only hope!
253
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:39,962
You want me to become a pilot?
254
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:02,003
Yes! I get it now!
So much power!
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00:17:08,923 --> 00:17:10,923
Get me home safely, will you?
256
00:17:17,362 --> 00:17:21,362
My whole life I've tried to protect
the world from your father.
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00:17:21,362 --> 00:17:26,322
Don't let me fail once again. I even spent
my own money on child psychologists,
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who worked tirelessly to ensure you'd
never remember this godforsaken place.
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00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:33,402
By venturing further,
you would be undoing all of that.
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00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:37,523
Sorry, Al, but our father was a great man.
And these nightmares stop tonight.
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00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:43,963
What a rush!
Those Wright Brothers are the GOATs!
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00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:46,443
Mr. Hornsby?
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00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:25,602
And with my tell-all sitting comfortably
at number one on the best-sellers list,
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00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:28,243
Royal Crackers sales numbers are
officially back on the rise!
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00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:30,483
Thank you.
Thank you, everybody.
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00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:35,362
Although, I am technically a god now,
so I guess I shouldn't expect any less!
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00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:39,243
I can't believe we doubted you,
Theodore.
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00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,842
Catalina Island is officially property
of Royal Crackers Incorporated,
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00:18:42,842 --> 00:18:45,322
and HornsbyLand construction
is moving along swiftly.
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00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:50,842
And completely free of cost. Mr. Hornsby,
this board owes you quite the apology.
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00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:55,082
This board has nothing to apologize for.
I can be a bit of a handful!
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00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,283
Wonderful to have you back, Theodore.
273
00:19:02,523 --> 00:19:06,243
That Hornsby sure knows how
to spin a turd into gold.
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00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:10,923
What the...
Where is this taking us?
275
00:19:10,923 --> 00:19:12,322
- Oh, what's happening?
- Preposterous.
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00:19:16,402 --> 00:19:17,562
Oh, my God!
277
00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,362
Why, there's those two little
fucking assholes!
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00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:34,602
Don't touch me!
This is a place of business!
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00:19:34,602 --> 00:19:37,043
Look what Daddy made
all by his lonesome, boys!
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00:19:40,243 --> 00:19:42,443
Holy shit! Jesus Christ!
281
00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:45,923
Fuck! Fucking shit!
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00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:02,003
No, no, no! No witnesses!
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00:20:20,842 --> 00:20:21,882
Alfred...
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00:20:21,882 --> 00:20:25,402
I hope my squashing of your little coup
attempt doesn't make you feel small...
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00:20:26,402 --> 00:20:28,402
...and powerless.
Water under the bridge, huh?
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00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:33,723
Well, look at that!
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00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:36,483
What timing!
Better take it now.
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00:20:36,483 --> 00:20:41,203
Damn lift moves like a sloth on a tree.
Go on. Take it. I insist. Take it.
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00:20:41,602 --> 00:20:46,322
Goodbye, Alfred. Bye-bye, now.
Have a great weekend! Goodbye, Alfred!
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00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:48,483
Bye-bye, now!
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