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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Alex, I got a problem.
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You mean, you've
narrowed it down to one?
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Oh, come on. You know
I have to do that paper
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on the Louisiana Purchase.
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I thought it was about
shopping in Louisiana.
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Can you help me out?
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Mallory, you know
that I'm... I'm willing
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to help those less
fortunate than myself,
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and you certainly
fall into that category.
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But, uh, we gotta go to
Grandma's in a few minutes.
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So catch me when I
got a spare decade.
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Thanks, Alex.
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I wish we could just go
straight to Grandma's.
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I wish we could talk
Mom and Dad out of going
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to their Lamaze reunion.
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I don't think so, Jen.
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But they said we're just
gonna stay for a few minutes.
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I am as anxious as you
are to get to Grandma's.
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I mean, I-I love that woman.
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We got a very
special relationship.
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Can't wait to go to her house.
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That's only because Lisa
Tobin lives next door to Grandma.
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I have no interest
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in Lisa Tobin.
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Anyway, she lives
two doors down.
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Anyway, Jen, you're only
anxious to get to Grandma's
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'cause she's got cable TV.
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That's not true.
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I love Grandma.
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If she happens to
have 136 channels,
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so be it.
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Okay, everyone,
we're ready to go.
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We have everything! Heh.
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Pictures of the baby,
the baby's diapers,
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the baby's seat,
the baby's food.
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Where's the baby?
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Well, he should be
along any moment.
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I better go hurry him up.
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Mom, you'll be sure to tell
Grandma why I can't come?
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Now, you sure you don't
wanna come with us?
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No, I'll be fine.
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Yeah, Mom, we
better get going, huh?
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I don't want to disappoint
Lisa... Grandma.
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Can't we just go
straight to Grandma's?
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Do we have to
go to this reunion?
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We don't have to go, we want to.
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We have a lot in
common with these people.
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We went through natural
childbirth classes with them.
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Your father and I are
really looking forward to it.
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Elyse, do we really
have to go to this reunion?
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Why don't we just
go to your mother's?
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We'll have a great time, Steven.
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Okay, let's go.
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Uh, Mal, you're
sure you'll be okay?
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I'll be fine. Okay.
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Well, we're very proud of you
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for putting your
schoolwork first.
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That's right, Mal.
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Your pursuit of passing grades,
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no matter how futile,
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is entirely commendable.
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And to reward you,
I'm gonna let you use
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the Alex P. Keaton archives,
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located in the Alex
P. Keaton trunk
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in the, uh, Alex P.
Keaton basement.
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Okay. Let's go!
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Have a great time.
Say hello to Lisa for me.
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Okay.
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Lisa?
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Who's Lisa?
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"Contrary to popular belief,
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the Louisiana Purchase is not
about shopping in Louisiana."
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Hi.
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I, uh, came in the back
door. I thought I'd surprise you.
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Are you surprised?
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Skippy, what do you want?
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Someone to talk to.
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A friendly face.
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Well, there's no
one like that here.
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Please leave.
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I have some studying to do.
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Well, can I watch?
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Oh, please,
please? I-I'll be quiet.
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You... You won't
even hear me breathe.
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I won't breathe.
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Skippy, knock it off.
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Wait, there is something
you can do for me.
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Oh, name it. Anything.
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Okay, there's something I
need out of the basement.
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There's a big,
heavy trunk there.
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It's dusty, and it's
covered with cobwebs.
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And as soon as you bring
it up here, you got to leave.
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Thanks, Mal.
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I knew you'd come around.
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Oh, is it yucky in here.
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Look at all these cobwebs.
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These, uh, webs, they remind me
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of the web that you've spun
around my heart, Mallory.
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Uh, let's get the trunk.
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Come on.
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What's in here?
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Uh, it's just Alex's old papers.
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He must have used heavy ink.
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What's going on? Open the door.
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I'm trying, Mallory.
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Well, just reach
around and flip the latch.
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What latch?
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You mean, you shut
the door all the way?
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Yeah. Is that bad?
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Oh, Skippy,
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we're locked down here now.
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And my family's out all day,
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and then they're staying
overnight at my grandmother's!
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You mean, we're gonna be
locked down here all night?
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Yes!
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Darn the luck.
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Hi! Hi, how are you?
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Leonard, how you doing?
Good to see you again.
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This is Andrew.
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You remember Jennifer and Alex.
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Oh, he's very cute.
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Uh, thanks, Marge.
Got a new haircut.
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Where's your baby?
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Ah, this is Louis.
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And this is Lois.
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Oh!
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Oh, that's great.
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That's right, you had twins!
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Oh, I don't know what
I'd do if I had twins.
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That must be an awful
lot of work, isn't it?
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Yes, it is a lot of work,
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but we're very happy.
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Hi, Jennifer.
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Oh, it's good to see you again,
Alex, I'm glad you could come.
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Oh, no problem.
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Our grandmother lives near here,
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so we're just gonna
spend the night there.
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She has cable TV.
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Yeah, and if she gets a VCR,
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we may spend Christmas with her.
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We have cable
TV too. 63 stations.
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Really?
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Len, Leonard, Len,
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do you, uh... Do
you by any chance
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get, uh, Channel 31?
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The Playboy channel! Ah...
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Yes, we do!
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Aha.
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Is that what that is?
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I thought it was
religious programming.
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Alex, I asked him first
about the cable TV,
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and I want to watch
the hockey game.
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Well, that's on Channel
28. It's in the den.
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Thanks. Jen, hockey's overrated.
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Jen, they're all men.
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Oh, hey, hey.
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I guess this, um...
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This crying is a little...
A little contagious.
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Oh, I'll get that.
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Oh, hey!
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How are you?
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, nice place.
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You brought your babies?
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I told you we were supposed
to bring Larry Jr., Suzie.
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Well, I'm sorry, Larry.
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I misunderstood the invitation.
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Wait a second, wait a second.
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Two couples,
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three babies.
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Hey, Suzie, someone
brought an extra.
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No... Heh.
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No, no, M-Marge and
Leonard had twins.
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Oh, twins.
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Oh, that's great.
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And if Larry Jr. were here,
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you'd see that he's a
really great baby too.
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Yeah, he really is.
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Well, maybe we should
run home and get Larry Jr.
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We could be back in two hours.
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Don't be ridiculous, Suzie.
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We're already here,
without Larry Jr.,
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thanks to you.
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Dad, Alex won't let me
watch the hockey game.
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Look, that's not true,
it's between periods.
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And I-I just wanted to watch
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a few minutes of
Congress in session.
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I've never seen naked
congressmen before, Alex.
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I'm so proud to be an American.
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Will you two knock it off?
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Well, tell him to give me
back the remote control!
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Marge, Lois won't stop crying.
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Well, what do you
want me to do, Leonard?
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Reason with her?
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A sea of babies, we're
the only ones without one.
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Show them the pictures, Larry.
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Pictures aren't the
same thing as a real baby.
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Well, what do you want me to do?
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Come on. Honey...
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Honey, give me a hand here.
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Come on. Jennifer! Come on.
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Now, honey, please.
Come on. Please!
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We should do this more often.
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Oh!
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I felt something give that time.
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It might have been my shoulder.
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Don't worry about that, Skippy.
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Just keep going.
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Ugh!
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No, Mallory, it's no use.
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Do you happen to have
any explosives on you?
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I can't believe that we're
locked in the basement.
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We could run out of air. Well...
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try not to think of
it as a basement.
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Think of this...
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as a dungeon.
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Oh, okay,
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I feel better now.
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You see, I have been sent
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by the noble house of Handleman
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to rescue you.
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See, you're the beautiful
damsel in distress.
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And I am a knight.
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You are an idiot.
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Well, what about that window?
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It leads to the
backyard, doesn't it?
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Yeah, it's nailed shut.
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Well, at least no
one can break in.
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We're stranded here and no
one's gonna be here till the morning.
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We don't even
have anything to eat!
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Oh, but that's where
you're wrong, Mallory.
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Look at this.
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What is that?
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It's a package of Cup-a-Soup.
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Skippy, you're a real
dope. Where's the cup?
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Right here.
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Where's the hot water?
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I never tried it that way.
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Well, well, well.
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What do we have here, huh?
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A hot-water heater.
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Mallory,
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you're a genius.
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Ha-ha!
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This is terrific!
263
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,679
Uh, w-we've got heat,
264
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,914
we've got hot water,
we've got soup.
265
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:48,384
We could live here.
266
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,686
Just make the soup, Skippy.
267
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,021
All right, uh...
268
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,357
Stand back.
269
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,680
This is my first wet
cup of Cup-a-Soup.
270
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,484
Let's see here.
271
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,737
Uh-oh.
272
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,205
What?
273
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,307
Well, if you want my
professional opinion,
274
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,242
I busted it.
275
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,310
Oh, great, now we have no heat!
276
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,512
Well, uh, don't worry now.
277
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:17,647
It's, uh...
278
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,348
It's probably just a fuse.
279
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,383
Fuse? Do you know
anything about fuses?
280
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,885
Are you kidding?
281
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,488
Mallory, they don't call me
Handy Handleman for nothing.
282
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,990
Okay. Now, stand back.
283
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,992
Let's see here.
284
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,961
Uh-huh, ah, here's the culprit.
285
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,684
Here's the culprit. Ah!
286
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,221
Uh-oh.
287
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,301
Nice going, Handy.
288
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,637
Now, we've got no heat
289
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,405
and no light.
290
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,774
But we've got
each other, Mallory.
291
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,698
Help!
292
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,984
I-I've almost got
this figured out.
293
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,552
All I need is one more thing.
294
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,553
What?
295
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,009
An electrician.
296
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,813
Here, let me... Let
me take a look at it.
297
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,095
See, if this were my hair dryer,
298
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,431
what would I do?
299
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:12,034
You'd be drying your
hair with a fuse box.
300
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,702
Wait, what if I took
this one out of here...
301
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,204
Uh, Mallory, I... I
wouldn't do that!
302
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,528
Don't. And put it into here.
303
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,346
That's very nice.
304
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,215
We can see each other again.
305
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,584
I'm so grateful.
306
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,719
Skippy, look, the only way
307
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,754
we're gonna get out
of here is the window.
308
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,155
There must be
some way to open it.
309
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,624
All right, all right, let me,
uh, have a look at it now.
310
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,359
Move this.
311
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,917
Stand back.
312
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:41,864
Mallory,
313
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,166
this may be the last time
we ever see each other.
314
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,401
Good.
315
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,569
Here I go.
316
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,304
Uh, okay.
317
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,141
All right.
318
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,943
I got it open. Oh, boy.
319
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,900
Well, there's plenty of
snow here if we need it.
320
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,104
There.
321
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,774
Can you get out, Skippy?
322
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,356
No, I'm sorry.
323
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,459
There's no way I can
fit through the bars.
324
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,584
Maybe if I buttered myself.
325
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,934
Oh...
326
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,736
Oh, great! Now the
window's stuck open.
327
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,593
We're gonna freeze to death!
328
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,216
What are we doing?
329
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,550
Jumping jacks.
330
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,219
Oh, good idea.
331
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,621
It's very important that we
be in top physical condition
332
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,490
when we die.
333
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,526
Skippy, I'm just
trying to keep warm.
334
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,195
Where you going?
335
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,329
What are you doing?
336
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,363
Why... Ow!
337
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,364
Ah! Ooh!
338
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,365
What's wrong? Ooh!
339
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,934
It's my ankle.
340
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,768
It's... It's an old
Cub Scout injury.
341
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,570
Here, come on. Sit down.
342
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:56,714
Come on.
343
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,875
Mallory, I'm sorry.
344
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,277
This is all my fault.
345
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,212
I-I got us locked down here
346
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,480
and I goofed up the window
347
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,282
and now I hurt myself.
348
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,717
Right when you need me the most.
349
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,918
Skippy, just relax.
350
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:09,985
I can't relax, Mallory.
351
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,088
I'm supposed to be your knight.
352
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,579
Now, I've got to find something
to keep my damsel warm.
353
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,927
There's gotta be something...
354
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,728
What...? What did you
say was in this trunk?
355
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,619
Uh, it's just Alex's old junk.
356
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,835
Mallory,
357
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,804
there are clothes in here.
358
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,973
We can put them on and be warm.
359
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,175
Oh, great, Skippy. Nice going.
360
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,144
Oh, don't thank me.
361
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,601
That's what us knights are for.
362
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,752
It's too bad the babies
are still asleep. Mmm.
363
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,834
I wonder if Larry Jr. is asleep.
364
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,370
He looks so cute
when he's sleeping.
365
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,026
Remember, Suzie?
366
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,609
Well, you know,
it... It is great
367
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,045
getting together like this.
368
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,047
I... I was just, uh, saying to
Elyse on the drive over here
369
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:15,284
that we really don't
know each other that well.
370
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,619
No.
371
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:22,457
I don't mean that she and I
don't know each other that well.
372
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,694
I... I, uh, meant all of us.
373
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:27,630
Oh.
374
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,632
That's true, you know,
during the Lamaze classes,
375
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,466
we didn't have much
of a chance to socialize,
376
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:35,838
but... But now we can just
sit back and relax and talk.
377
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,673
That's right. STEVEN: Right.
378
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,342
Hey, and talk about
something other than babies.
379
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,114
What a relief. Finally.
380
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,054
So, what'd you guys
think of that election? Oh.
381
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,289
Oh, boy, we're pretty
upset, let me tell you.
382
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,326
Who wants another
four years with that guy?
383
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,660
We think he's doing a fine job.
384
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,096
That's right.
385
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,086
I, uh...
386
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,769
Well, I don't
follow politics. Heh.
387
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,838
Heh. Then why did
you bring it up, Larry?
388
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,874
Oh, I was just trying
to make conversation.
389
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,943
I mean, let's face
it, this party's dying.
390
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,718
Are you sure this
goes on this way?
391
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,422
I'm positive.
392
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,817
Well...
393
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,167
I certainly am warm now, huh?
394
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,301
We're lucky that your parents
395
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,470
like to get dressed
up like chipmunks.
396
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,007
Skippy, I told you it was
for a Halloween party.
397
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,331
It's a good thing they
didn't go as nudists.
398
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,179
I can't believe this.
399
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,748
I don't mind freezing to death
400
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,949
half as much as the thought
401
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,440
of being found
looking like this.
402
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,221
What are you doing?
403
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,623
I'm looking for
something to eat.
404
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,980
I have a sudden
craving for chestnuts.
405
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:12,000
"My Summer Vacation
by Alex P. Keaton,
406
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,290
"age 6.
407
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,104
"This summer, I went to the zoo.
408
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,942
"It only cost 50 cents
because I am a minor.
409
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:23,779
"It cost my parents $1
because they are majors.
410
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,748
"One day, I'd
like to run the zoo
411
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,406
and charge $2 to get in with
no discounts for anybody."
412
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,525
Maybe we could warm
up by setting this on fire.
413
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,549
Whoa.
414
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,962
That Alex! I... Ouch! Ah!
415
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,798
What is it? It's my ankle again.
416
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,400
It really hurts.
417
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,701
Mallory,
418
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,370
I think I'm gonna need
an ankle transplant.
419
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,272
Why don't you sit
down or something.
420
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,874
All right.
421
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,642
I, uh, didn't know you
were so highly-trained
422
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,678
for medical emergencies.
423
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,780
Why don't you
put some ice on it.
424
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,848
Okay.
425
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,983
Um...
426
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,351
which paw is it?
427
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,475
This one.
428
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,723
There. How's that?
429
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,190
Much better.
430
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,459
You know, Mallory,
431
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,628
you'd make a good veterinarian.
432
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,062
Fat chance of me
433
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,298
ever being anything important.
434
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,123
Well, you're not exactly
dressed for success.
435
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,573
What's that?
436
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,642
I-I found it in Alex's trunk.
437
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,477
It's a picture of your
7th birthday party.
438
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,512
Oh.
439
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,313
Here, take a look at this.
440
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,981
There's your parents,
441
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,983
and there's Alex,
and there's Jennifer,
442
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,385
and there's me.
443
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,020
Where am I?
444
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,121
You're the one in the corner
445
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,090
sticking your tongue out at me.
446
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,792
Oh, yeah. I remember that party.
447
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,194
You had to leave early 'cause
you swallowed a party favor.
448
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,130
Oh,
449
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,387
we've had a lot of
good times, Mallory.
450
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,937
Yeah, a lot of water
under the bridge.
451
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,906
I-I know what you mean.
452
00:19:56,930 --> 00:20:00,876
In fact, I guess we all consider
you kind of an honorary Keaton.
453
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,511
You mean it?
454
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,679
Yeah, I'm used to you, Skippy.
455
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,882
Even though you're
very annoying,
456
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,340
when you're not around,
I kind of miss you.
457
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,309
You do?
458
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,358
I didn't know that.
459
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,892
I-I...
460
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:20,062
I always feel like an outsider,
461
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,485
wherever I am.
462
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,767
You wouldn't know what
I'm talking about, would you?
463
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,558
Well, don't be so sure.
464
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:32,006
See, sometimes I don't
feel like I belong anywhere.
465
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,576
You know, Alex is real smart,
466
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,246
and Jennifer is great at sports.
467
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,415
Andrew's cute, and...
468
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,384
I don't know. I'm
nothing special.
469
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,553
I'm... I'm just me.
470
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,655
Mallory, you got to be kidding.
471
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,991
I mean, you are the
most special person
472
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,547
in the whole world.
473
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,563
Thanks, Skippy.
474
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,027
You're kind of special
in your own way.
475
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,271
Mallory,
476
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,641
because of this kiss,
477
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,898
I shall never wash
my face again.
478
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,843
Then you'll never
be kissed again.
479
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,024
Oh, Steven, come on.
480
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,568
They're down here
in the basement.
481
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,308
Let's try to imagine
482
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:43,000
what series of events
led to this point.
483
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,440
I'd rather not, Dad.
484
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,847
Oh, thank God you're home!
485
00:21:58,384 --> 00:21:59,544
Honey.
486
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,700
What happened? W...
487
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,969
Oh, we came down
here to get Alex's trunk,
488
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,472
and Skippy shut the
door and locked us in.
489
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,208
And then the heater broke,
we almost froze to death.
490
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,599
Aren't you gonna ask
us how our day was?
491
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,036
Skippy, wake up.
492
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,482
Oh...
493
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,819
Oh, you should
have let me sleep.
494
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,221
I was having the nicest dream.
495
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:29,446
I dreamt that I was in this
big barrel of macadamia nuts.
496
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:34,329
Let... Let me a-ask
you kids something.
497
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:39,134
Were you in chipmunk costumes
when you came down here, or...
498
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,503
No, no, Dad, we
found them down here.
499
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,373
We put them on to keep
warm. We almost froze to death.
500
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:46,608
Mallory, you'll do anything
to get out of writing a paper.
501
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:47,743
Yeah, right.
502
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,644
Oh, no! You shut the door!
503
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:50,879
Yeah, why?
504
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,580
Well, that's how
we got stuck in here.
505
00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:53,882
It locks automatically.
506
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,117
No, no, no, no, it doesn't.
507
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,219
All you do is this,
508
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,642
and you're out.
509
00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:02,919
Come on. Let's get out of here.
510
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,852
Before hunting season starts.
511
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,800
Hey, Mallory.
512
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:14,603
I'm really sorry. I didn't know.
513
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,072
I know this was a
terrible night for you.
514
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,256
Well, it...
515
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,599
wasn't so bad.
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