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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Mom, I still don't think
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that a woman in your condition
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should be traveling alone.
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Alex, you know, if
you had it your way,
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Mom would be locked in
her room for nine months
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wearing a veil.
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Oh, come on. That is not true.
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I see no need for a veil.
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Mom, what if you have
the baby on the plane?
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Well, then we name her
Amelia Earhart Keaton.
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Don't worry,
honey, I'm not gonna
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have the baby on the plane.
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Elyse, are you sure
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you don't want me
to come with you?
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Oh, no, honey. The
kids need you here.
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Anyway, what would
you do at a convention
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with 200 women architects?
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Arm wrestle for money?
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Hi, there, folks.
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Oh, my God. It's time.
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You're going to
the hospital, right?
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You're gonna have...
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I... I had a feeling it
was gonna be today.
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No, no, Skippy. I...
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I'm not having the baby today.
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I'm going to Michigan.
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Oh, I see.
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You want the baby to
have dual citizenship.
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No, Skippy, I'm...
Never mind, Elyse.
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Mallory, try and
explain it to him.
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Elyse, come on. You're
gonna miss your plane.
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Oh! Oh, yes, yes.
Goodbye, sweetheart.
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Come on, walk me
to the car. Be good.
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Don't forget this.
Oh, thank you, love.
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Bye.
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So, uh...
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I'm free for the afternoon.
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Why are you telling me?
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Because I thought we
might do something together.
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Oh, Skippy, I've got
a friend coming over.
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We're gonna try on new
makeup and set each other's hair.
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What's his name?
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Jane.
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Jane?
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Funny name for a guy.
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Hey, Mal?
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Found this girl
wandering around outside.
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She claims she's
a friend of yours.
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I have a name.
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Oh, congratulations.
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It's Jane.
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Oh, and you know it too.
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You're brighter than
most of Mal's friends.
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Hi, Mallory.
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Hi, Jane.
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That's my brother. I apologize.
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Uh, what's this?
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Oh, that's Skippy.
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Just think of him as a lamp.
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Oh, Skip?
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What's wrong with him?
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I don't know.
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Yo, Skippy.
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Alex.
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What happened to you, Skip?
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What happened?
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Suddenly my life has meaning.
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Suddenly...
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I-I know why I was put
here on planet Earth.
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Suddenly I feel alive!
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Is he about to sing?
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I just met the girl of
my dreams, right...
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Right here in this very room.
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Look, Skippy, we all know
how you feel about Mallory.
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No. No, I'm not
talking about Mallory.
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I'm talking about the other one.
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The one with the funny name.
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Jane?
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I better write it down.
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Jane.
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Jane.
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J-A-N-E.
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Isn't this a little
sudden, Skip?
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I mean, you just met this girl.
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Alex, it was
love at first sight.
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I will not rest until I
have made that girl mine.
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How are you planning to do that?
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Well, I was kinda hoping
you'd talk to her for me.
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No way, Skip. Oh!
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Just keep me out of this,
all right? Alex, please?
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You've gotta help me.
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You know I can't talk to girls.
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I-I...
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I get too nervous.
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I... I get all tongue-tied.
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I try to speak, but I...
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I... I just freeze up.
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I... I don't know what to say.
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Well, uh, tell her about
yourself, you know?
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Discuss your good qualities.
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Okay.
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What are they?
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Well, uh, you...
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have never been convicted
of a federal offense.
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Okay.
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You, uh...
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You buy your clothes
right off the rack.
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And you don't
spit when you talk.
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I better write these down.
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I'll get a notebook.
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Skippy, you don't
need a notebook.
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You're not gonna have
any trouble talking to her.
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She's just a girl, right?
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You're gonna be okay.
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We're gonna get
something to eat.
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You guys want anything?
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Uh, no. No, not...
Not... Not right now.
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Um...
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Yes?
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Well, I haven't heard
anyone comment
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on my soybeans Rockefeller yet.
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It's not that bad.
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No, I saw a mouse!
There he goes!
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Over there by Alex!
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Oh!
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There he goes!
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He went into the pantry!
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Alex, help Dad!
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I'm checking the light fixture.
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Alex, mice can't fly.
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Ohhh. Oh, yeah, you ever
hear of Mighty Mouse, Jen?
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Was he wearing a cape, Dad?
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There it goes, into
the dining room!
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No problem!
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I'll help you, Dad.
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Hi, Alex.
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Hi, Skippy.
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Hi, Skippy. Oh, hi.
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Uh, Alex, did you get a
chance to talk to her yet?
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Skippy, didn't you hear me?
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I just said hi to you.
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Yeah, yeah, I heard you.
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Hi. Uh, Alex, did you get a
chance to talk to Jane yet?
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Uh, no. No, not yet.
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Why do you want
Alex to talk to Jane?
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Actually, Skippy's got
a bit of a crush on her.
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Oh, really?
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Actually,
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he's crazy about her.
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Oh, really?
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This is kinda sudden, Skippy.
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I mean, you never
even talked to the girl.
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You don't know
anything about her.
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Anyway, I thought we had
some sort of understanding.
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You worship me,
and I reject you.
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Mallory, those were
wonderful years.
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But... it's over.
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Try to be strong.
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By the way, does Jane
talk about me much?
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She doesn't even know you exist.
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That's good.
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Because once they know I exist,
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that's when I run into trouble.
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If she means that much to you,
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I'll talk to her.
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I don't know how
that mouse got away.
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I was sure I had him cornered.
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Face it, Dad:
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he was toying with you.
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I'll get him, Jennifer.
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He's in this house somewhere.
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And I'll find him.
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I'm not so sure, Dad.
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This is one smart mouse.
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Not smarter than
you and I put together.
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Come on, write this down.
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All right, we're gonna
need some, uh...
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Some plywood.
A couple of hinges.
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Some nails.
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Uhhh... Chicken wire.
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A bell.
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A quart of varnish.
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And some cheese.
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You know, Mr. Keaton,
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my dad, uh, once
built a mousetrap.
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But it never worked.
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Maybe he didn't use
the right kind of bait.
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No. No, no. The bait was fine.
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I know because I used to eat it
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before the mouse
could get to it.
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Come on, Jen, let's work
on these plans upstairs.
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Oh, uh, can I come?
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I... I might be of some use.
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Sure, Skip.
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Yeah, coming.
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Hi, uh, Jane.
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What a... What a
pleasant surprise.
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Sorry to bother you, Alex.
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I'm just here to
study with Mallory.
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Oh, well, no...
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No bother.
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No bother at all, Jane.
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Uh, come on in.
Sit down. Sit down.
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So, uh, what are
you studying there?
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Medieval English poetry.
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Oh, really? Uh...
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Do you know who is a real expert
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on medieval English poetry?
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Skippy.
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Skippy?
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Uh, yeah. Skippy, uh, Handleman.
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Remember the, uh...
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The... The tall,
good-looking fella
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who was here yesterday?
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You mean the lamp?
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Uh, Jane, can I...?
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Can I ask you a
personal question?
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Go ahead.
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Are you seeing
anybody right now?
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I mean, do you have a boyfriend?
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No one special.
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Oh, so in other words,
you are not dating anyone
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on a regular basis?
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No. That's great news.
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That is great news. I'm
very glad to hear that.
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Really? Oh, yeah.
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I can't think of anything
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that would make me happier.
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I can't think of anything
that would make me happier
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than hearing you say that, Alex.
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What do you mean, Jane?
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Alex, I've had a desperate,
passionate yearning for you
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ever since I was a little kid.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's what you mean.
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I didn't know you then, Jane.
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But I knew you.
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I used to watch you
across the playground
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when you were
playing with the big kids.
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And in high school when you ran
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for student council president,
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I voted for you...
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300 times.
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I'm sorry you didn't win.
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Well, you did all you could.
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Alex, I've waited
for this all my life.
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That was a terrific kiss, Alex.
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Thank you.
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You know who's
also a terrific kisser?
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Skippy.
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00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:49,955
How do you know?
269
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,854
We went to kissing
school together.
270
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:03,172
You sure you wanna
talk about Skippy?
271
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,395
Who?
272
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,981
Alex, you've been
telling Jane about me
273
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,115
for three days.
274
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,584
When am I gonna
get to go out with her?
275
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:15,985
Well, I'm... I'm not through
276
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,488
telling her about you yet, Skip.
277
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,189
How much is there to tell?
278
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:23,760
Your life is not
easy to explain.
279
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:24,893
You're a...
280
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,529
You're a very, very
complicated guy.
281
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:30,266
Now, why don't you just go
home and be patient, and...
282
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,334
And I'll let you
know how it's going.
283
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,936
All right, I'm gonna
go home and practice
284
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,071
for when I get to talk to her.
285
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,471
Good idea. Good idea.
286
00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:39,141
Hello, Jane. I'm Skippy.
287
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,611
Skippy sounds so babyish.
288
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:44,001
Hello, Jane. I'm
Ricardo Montalban.
289
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,638
That's it.
290
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:51,988
Hey, Alex. Dad, are you sure
291
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,756
this mousetrap
won't hurt the mouse?
292
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,524
I'm positive.
293
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,315
It'll just, uh, trap
him in the box.
294
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,264
Then we'll just set him
loose in a field somewhere.
295
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,866
Poor mouse.
296
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,368
We'll be taking him
far from his home.
297
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,738
To a place where he
doesn't have any friends.
298
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,082
Maybe doesn't even
speak the language.
299
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,009
He'll be lost,
300
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:17,179
homesick, lonely.
301
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,615
What kind of life
is that? Oh, but...
302
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,184
But on the other
hand, it'll open up new,
303
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,353
exciting opportunities for him.
304
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,556
E-Expand his horizons.
305
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,392
Give him the kind of life he's
always dreamed of having.
306
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,250
He's a mouse, Dad,
not an exchange student.
307
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,365
I'll go put another
coat of varnish on this.
308
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,499
All right.
309
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,260
Ahem. Hello.
310
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:44,796
Uh, hi, Jane.
311
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,510
Uh, just thinking about me, huh?
312
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,512
What a coincidence.
313
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,803
I was just thinking
about me too.
314
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,572
Uh... no.
315
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,219
No, no, no, no.
316
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,421
Not... Not... Not
on the phone, Jane.
317
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,356
No. No, come on,
please. Just not on the ph...
318
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,625
All right.
319
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,803
All... All right. Okay, uh...
320
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,925
B-Bye-bye.
321
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,240
Who was that?
322
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,929
Skippy's girlfriend.
323
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,836
How are they getting along?
324
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,954
Dad, this has gotten
completely out of hand.
325
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,556
You see, Skippy saw Jane,
326
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,090
and he fell instantly
in love with her.
327
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,091
And he tried to talk to her,
328
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,126
but all he could get out was
329
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,182
mlaaaah.
330
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,064
So he asked me to try
and talk to her, which I did.
331
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,266
Only to find out that
she's been in love with me
332
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,434
since the first grade.
333
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,703
So Skippy thinks
I've been telling her
334
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,938
about him for three days,
335
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,472
but every time I-I
bring up his name,
336
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,130
she cuts me off with a kiss.
337
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,977
Whew.
338
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,745
How much of this
does Skippy know?
339
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,869
Uh, everything
up to the mlaaaah.
340
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,084
I see.
341
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,853
What am I gonna do, Dad?
342
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,087
Well, let's face it, Alex.
343
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,154
If you wanted to,
344
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,391
you could've put a stop to this.
345
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,858
Yeah, but...
346
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,127
I'm attracted to her, Dad.
347
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,329
And she's attracted to me.
348
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,732
We're beginning to
develop a very significant,
349
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,156
very meaningful lust...
350
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,194
for each other.
351
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:25,541
Well, look.
352
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,810
Alex, obviously this girl
353
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,478
is a lot more
important to Skippy
354
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,046
than she is to you.
355
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,282
I think you know
what you should do.
356
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,151
Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Dad.
357
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,953
I should've put a stop to this
358
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,787
a long time ago.
359
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:42,058
And I'm going to right now.
360
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,126
Or at the very least next week.
361
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,351
Alex. All right, I'll call her.
362
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,537
Hi, Jane.
363
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,339
Yeah. Yeah, it's me again.
364
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,807
Uh, listen, I was wondering,
365
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,643
how would you like to
have dinner at Guido's?
366
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,968
Oh, that much, huh?
367
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,084
All right. Uh, okay.
Yeah, oh, it'll...
368
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,085
It'll be great.
369
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,019
Uh, candlelight and...
370
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,222
quiet music.
371
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,578
And Skippy.
372
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,263
I'm very nervous. I'm
more than nervous.
373
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,663
I'm petrified.
374
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,466
What if I...? If I say
the wrong thing?
375
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,667
What if I do the wrong thing?
376
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,435
Look, Skippy, just...
377
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,104
trust your instincts, okay?
378
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,838
You can't go wrong. All right.
379
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,573
I, uh...
380
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,875
I brought along $10.
381
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:36,066
I thought I might give
it to Jane as a gift.
382
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,665
On second thought,
ignore your instincts. Okay?
383
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,687
I can do that.
384
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,688
Do that. Sure.
385
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,545
Hello, guys. Oh, Jane, uh...
386
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,394
Won't you join us?
387
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,494
Uhhh...
388
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,663
You'll have to excuse Skippy.
389
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:54,964
He's just feeling a little, uh,
390
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,431
peppy tonight.
391
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,400
Why don't we all
just sit down and...
392
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,035
And get to know each
other a little better.
393
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,726
I'm all for that.
394
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,609
So...
395
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,677
So, Skippy, uh,
396
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,845
why don't you tell Jane
397
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,914
a little bit about
yourself, huh?
398
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,082
Tell her about that time
399
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,850
you saved your
little sister's life.
400
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,385
Well, it was nothing, really.
401
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,552
It was, uh...
402
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,910
just a matter of simple
reflexes, that's all.
403
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,036
I'm gonna go wash
my hands, okay?
404
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,304
Uh, you two get
to know each other
405
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,539
a little better while I'm gone.
406
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,173
Please don't leave me.
407
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,575
Uh, Skippy.
408
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,980
We're very close.
409
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,015
Skippy, I'll be
right back, okay?
410
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,665
So how long have you known Alex?
411
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,512
I can't remember.
Do you live next door
412
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,347
or across the street from Alex?
413
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:27,322
Are you all right?
414
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,281
You're not having some
kind of attack, are you?
415
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:31,983
No!
416
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,667
Good.
417
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,058
I'm really glad we had
this opportunity to talk.
418
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,171
Great. Hi.
419
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,541
I hope I gave you two
enough time alone together.
420
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,142
I think so.
421
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,277
Excuse me.
422
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,344
Uh...
423
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,936
I'm gonna go wash my hair.
424
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,117
Skippy, you mean your hands.
425
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:58,175
Right. I mean, I'm gonna
wash the hair on my hands.
426
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,291
He's quite a guy, isn't he?
427
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,527
I'll say.
428
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,031
I missed you while
you were gone, Alex.
429
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,810
Uhhh...
430
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,354
I... I was only gone
for two minutes, Jane.
431
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,317
I don't know what
it is about you, Alex.
432
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,986
But you bring out
the animal in me.
433
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,655
Hope I'm not being too forward.
434
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,112
I understand.
435
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,454
Hi, we're here to pick up
a pizza for Keaton, please.
436
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,657
Mallory, look.
437
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:49,972
Jennifer and Mallory.
438
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,707
What are you...? What
are you guys doing here?
439
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,809
Um, we're...
440
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,443
Come on over and say
hello to Alex and Jane.
441
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,212
Uh, no, Skippy,
don't go over there.
442
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,213
Why not?
443
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,303
Um...
444
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,716
I'm sorry, Mallory,
but I'm spoken for.
445
00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:15,564
Better be getting
back to my date.
446
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,588
Uh, Skippy, don't.
447
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,639
Uh...
448
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,274
- I... I can explain this.
- No, Alex.
449
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,875
Don't bother explaining.
450
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,139
I... I think I can see
what's going on here.
451
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,616
And so I-I... I turn around,
452
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,286
and there's Alex kissing Jane.
453
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,408
He was kissing her.
454
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,357
Hey.
455
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,781
Look at me when
I'm talking to you.
456
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,628
Now... Now, pay attention.
457
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,184
Move over here to the glass.
458
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:49,753
March!
459
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,870
Hi, uh, can I come in?
460
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,638
This is Alex.
461
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,162
Hide your women.
462
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,331
Come on, Skippy.
463
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,134
I owe you an apology.
464
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,082
Alex, you ruined
the whole evening.
465
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,885
The date was going
so well up until then.
466
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,554
I mean, she was really
starting to warm up to me.
467
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,423
Look, you gotta understand,
468
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,726
she has been in love with
me since the first grade.
469
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,860
She idolizes me.
470
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,862
Wh... When I ran for
student council president,
471
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,199
she voted for me 300 times.
472
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,289
So did I.
473
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,726
Sorry you didn't win.
474
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,840
Skippy, we just... We
gotta talk this thing out.
475
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,109
No. No, Alex. I-I
don't wanna talk.
476
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,777
Skippy, we've been
friends for too long
477
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,278
for you to just...
478
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,548
bounce out of my life.
479
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,449
You stabbed me
in the back, Alex.
480
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,652
I know I did,
Skippy, and I'm sorry.
481
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,521
I was wrong, I...
482
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,055
Look, this is
ridiculous, Skippy.
483
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,157
Will you stop doing that?
484
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,213
I can't stop, Alex.
485
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,798
Skippy, listen to me.
486
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,633
I'm sorry about everything.
487
00:20:58,657 --> 00:20:59,990
I didn't mean to hurt you.
488
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,639
But you did, Alex.
489
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,163
I've always trusted you.
490
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:11,201
I know you have, Skip, and...
491
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,647
I'm, uh... I'm gonna stand up.
492
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,666
Alex, why did you do it?
493
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,668
You could you out
with any girl you want.
494
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:36,772
Why couldn't you just say no?
495
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,996
Come on, Skippy,
it is not that simple.
496
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,311
It's like there's two
Alexes, you know?
497
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,747
There's, uh...
There's a good Alex.
498
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,616
And there's a bad Alex.
499
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,153
The good Alex said,
"Leave her alone.
500
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,255
She's Skippy's girl."
501
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,557
What did the bad Alex say?
502
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:58,941
"Shut up, good Alex.
Take her, she's yours."
503
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,985
Shut up, bad Alex.
504
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,367
Don't worry, Skippy, I'm, uh...
505
00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,911
I'm not listening
to him anymore.
506
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,539
Look, you're my
friend. You know?
507
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:13,041
And that's the important thing.
508
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,585
I just wanna be worthy
of your friendship.
509
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:17,745
All right.
510
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,015
You know, it's... It's
partially my fault, Alex.
511
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,572
Maybe next time
you'll speak for yourself.
512
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:24,820
You know, you really gotta
513
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,322
give yourself
more credit, Skippy.
514
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,391
You know, you
are a wonderful guy.
515
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:30,526
If I'm such a...
516
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,528
A... A wonderful guy,
517
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,230
why aren't there
any girls that like me?
518
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,832
You have to be patient, Skip.
519
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,067
I mean, somewhere out there
520
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:42,771
is a girl who is gonna love you.
521
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:46,008
A very special girl.
522
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,366
Maybe that's her now.
523
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:55,751
Hi, Skip, I just wanted
to see if you were all right.
524
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,686
Yeah. Yeah, I, uh...
525
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,009
I guess I am.
526
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:03,213
You know, Mallory,
there are two Skippys.
527
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:08,130
A good Skippy and a bad Skippy.
528
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,131
Would you like to go out
529
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,567
with either of us
on Friday night?
530
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,434
No.
531
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,725
No.
532
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,041
Great to be back, guys.
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